[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for everything. we have so much to get to tonight. we have so many important things tonight. m going to solve all your problems tonight but first, i have a joke from my mother. my mother texted me a joke this morning. a donald trump joke. do you want to hear it? [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: the correct answer is no. all right. so this came in. it came in at 10:05:00 a.m. we used to love donald duck. now we have another donald that makes us want to duck. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

get it. she actually took time. oh i got a good one and typed it. sent it to me. but as funny as my mother is she has nothing on mitt romney. i'll tell you that. mitt romney this morning made a televised speech in which he went all-in after donald trump. he called him a phony and a fraud. he saihe's playing the american public for suckers. i haven't seen mitt this fired up since that time he dripped mayonnaise on a new pair of chambray dockers. he had steam coming out. out of every orifice. i love him making the decicion to speak out. mitt, don't do this. i'm sorry, ann, but someone has to step up and save this nation. it's like watching your dad march out to the blacktop to have a talk with the schoolyard bully. no good could come out of it. he went after m and the mitt hit the fan. >> donald trump is a phony and a fraud.

a degree from trump university. he's playing the members of the american public for suckers. he gets a free ride to the white house and all we get is a lousy hat. donald trump tells us that he is very, very smart. i'm afraid that when it comes to foreign policy, he is very, very not smart. thank you. >> jimmy: good one, mitt. mitt romney is the big gun the republicans sent in to stop trump, they're in a lot of trouble. it's like sending a meter maid to break up a prison riot. trump of course responded as he often does by releasing this video from 2012 when romney was running for president. >> donald trump has shown an extraordinary ability to understand how our economy works, to create jobs for the

sector. not quite as sucucssful as this guy but successful nonetheless. so i want to say thank you to donald trump and look forward to seeing you out on the trail. thank you, donald. >> jimmy: yeah, that's how -- we see more honest relationships between professional wrestlers than politicians and it's important to remember that. meanwhile donald trump is trying his hardest to be more presidential lately. he even started to offer specifics about stuff. he released his health care plan yesterday and it's pretty good. you have a protein shake for breakfast and another one for lunch and sensible dinner and it works. no, the plan claims it will reduce the number of individuals needing access to programs like medicaid. which i'm sure it will. if trump becomes president it will reduce the number of individuals living in the united states. here's trump touting his fantastic new health care plan. >> if you like health care you'll love trump health care.

best life has to offer. you can enjoy the world's greatest health care in your own home with family, friends, any time and believe me, i understand health care. it's my favorite food. when it comes to great health care, i've just raised the stakes. trump health care, the world's greatest health care. and i mean that in every sense of the word. and the sharper image is the only store where you can buy health care. >> jimmy: that seems inconvenient. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, you know el chapo is back in prison. back in the mexican prison from which he escaped. you know el chapo, right? fans? he wants to come to the united states. el chapo's asking to be extradited because the guards at his prison won't let him sle. they move him around so he can't tunnel out and there's a dog

driving him crazy. in a court document he's quoted as saying my head and my ears always hurt and i feel bad all over. oh, that poor baby. somebody needs to do something. why do i feel like this ends with el chapo crashing on a futon at sean penn's house? speaking of boisterous dogs, this is from fox 13 in memphis, tennessee. we had a good clip from memphis last night. they're in the spotlight for providing us this. a new edition of "excellence in reporting." >> crazy weekend here. we got a dog, 're in frazier right now. go on. i got a dog that's apparently taken a liking to me. down boy, get out of here. it's a stray dog. i'm really kind of -- i tell you what, we're going to come back to you because i can't get this thing to leave me one. we'll be back. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ]

your jacket pockets with snausages. it's journalism 1. tonight in detroit there's another republican debate. this one hosted by fox news which reunited donald trump with megyn kelly for the first time since their feud began back in august. because of myn kelly trump skipped the last fox debate so this was what they called the big rematch and i think it says a lot about this campaign in general that it's its front-runner's arch rival is the moderator instead of one of the other candidates. trump was there rubio was there, cruz was there, that other guy john something was there and dr. ben carson was not there. ben cars is giving a speech tomorrow at which he is expected to suspend his campaign. suspend means end. why they don't just call it end, i don't know. either way, all indications are that ben carson isut of the race for president. america needs a sleepy president. we've been needing it for a long time. it looks like we're not going to get one is time around.

he's remembered by the next generation we wroro a book to pay tribute to him. something for the kids. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you seet's called "good night ben." would you like me to read this to you? i would love to. all right. here we go. we'll put it up on the screen. in ben carson's bedroom there is a phone and a red balloon and ben d jesus jumping over the moon. good night, cap bell. good night, brain. good night pyramids filled with grain. good night, lion. good night, crab. good night friend he tried to stab. goodnight gunsnsoodnight sled, goodknight crazy [ bleep ] he said. good night stars, good night sky, evolution is a lie. so s goodnight and go to bed. make room for marco, make room for ted.

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by our studio to win real cash. actual u.s. currency. all they need to know is who is on the currency. it's time to play "on the money." hollywood boulevard. cousin sal is standing by with our first contestant. hello, who is it? >> sal: meet jimmy. >> jimmy, mmy. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> doing good, how about yourself. >> jimmy: where are you from, jimmy? >> mississippi. >> jimmy: are you on vacation? look at that character behind you. are you here on vacation? >> yes. yes, yes, yes. >> jimmy: how long are you in town? >> for the weekend. i'm actually moving here actually from mississippi i'm here trying to get set up. >> jimmy: you're moving here for the weekend. this seems very sketchy already. >> i just moved in. i'm trying to pursue a career. >> sal: don't let him clown on you. >> jimmy: we have a whole show going on in the background behind you. just fyi. here's how the game works.

penny. please show the penny cousin sal. don't show it to jimmy, though. your job is to tell me who is on that penny, okay. >> look like abraham lincoln. >> jimmy: what do you mean looks like abraham lincoln? that is correct. now here's the big question. do you want to stop there and keep the penny or do you want to keep going and try your luck with a nickel. >> let's tryryur luck with the nickel. >> i just goto say if you get the nickelrong you don't get to keep the penny, okay? >> okay. that's fine. >> jimmy: w, he's going for it everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i like. all right who, jimmy, is on the nickel? >> looks like george washington. >> jimmy: why do you keep saying looks ke? are you seeing a nickel right now? >> oh, man. >> sal: i think he's seeing a

>> i'm nervous, i'm nervous. right. >> jimmy: jimmy, i'm sorry. it's thomas jefferson. i'm so sorry to see that happen but we do have a consolation prize for you. it's "on thmoney: the home so you can take that home and play that back in mississippi, all right? let's get somebody else in there. how are you doing? >> good, (ow are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. >> houston texas. >> jimmy: so you're not with jimmy. >> i'm not with jimmy. >> jimmy: i just figured you were a duo. >> we're not a duo. >> jimmy: all right. what do you do for a living? >> i'm an architect. >> jimmy: very good, are you here on vacation? >> i am. >> jimmy: having a good time? >> having a great time. >> jimmy: what's been the highlight so far? >> got here last night and just took a tour so i know a little bit about all the areas in los angeles. >> jimmy: i like that. i do the same thing. start with a tour and explore from there. we're of the same mind. do you know yoyo presidents? >> yes i do. >> jimmy: very good. all right. so it's time to play on the

the game works like this. we'll ststt with a penny. tell me who is on the penny. >> lincoln. >> jimmy: that is correct. abraham lincoln. now do you want to keep going? and do you want to guess who is on the nickel or do you want to take that penny home? >> i'll guess who is on the nickel. >> jimmy: he's going for it, everybody. i love it. have you thought about what you might do with the money if you & win? >> well, in los angeles, not much. >> jimmy: all right. who kerry is on the nickel? >> jefferson. >> jimmy: that is correct. >> wow. >> jimmy: all right. do you want to try to double thatoney? what does the audience think? should he go for it? >> i'll do it. >> jimmy: he's going to go for it.

>> sal: i don't know if you can tell from in there but i'm shaking right now. very exciting. >> jimmy: i can see that. kerry, who is on the dime? >> rooseveve. >> jimmy: are you kidding g ? that's right. now you got a dime. do you want to take that dime and head back home or do you wawa to go -- do you want to go for the quarter? >> jimmy: he's going for the quarter. >> sal: may i say, i've seen too are you sure? you have 16 cents. u can walk away a winner. >> i'll do it. >>immy: he's going to do it!

quarter? >> god, it's -- franklin. >> jimmy: franklin? oh, no. that was the easiest one. oh, kerry, i'm sorry. but cousin sal is going to have to take all your money back. i'm so sorry but we do have a -- yes, we do have a consolation prize for you. >> sal: heartbreaker. i warned you, i warned you. >> jimmy: okay. well, you know what, that's all the time we have. that's a real shame but it gets wild. you know, it just shows. gambling is a -- that is ridiculous. i don't know why i felt the same emotions i feel watching "who wants to be a millionaire" there. well we'll do that again sometime. do we even have time for "unnecessary censorship" anymore? to hell with it, who cares. we have a good show for you here tonight. jason bateman is on the show and aja naomi king and ceelo green. we'll be right back with jason bateman.

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>> jimmy: hi, gang. tonight, from "how to get away with murder," which aired earlier tonight on abc, aja naomi king. then his album is called "heart blanche," ceelo green from the samsung stage. his concert, "ceelo green, live in l.a.," airs march 11th on directv and u-verse. tonighghhe is doing a very beautiful song called robin williams. next week on the show we will have naomi watts, ray romano viola davis, john legend, connie britton, isla fisher, chloe bennett, louis c.k., plus, music from eliot sumner, the wild feathers, st. lucia, and the suffers. so please join us. and if you missed our -- we had a big special sunday night. "live after the oscars" special or only saw parts of it online,

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forget you saw me? huh? for old times' sake. >> that's enough. >> jimmy: "zoopotia" opens tomorrow. please say hello to jason bateman. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. welcome. very good to see you. >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no belt huh? is that a new thing? no belt? >> i don't think you're supposed to do a belt, jimmy. >> jimmy: what do you mean? there are loops for a belt. why wouldn't you do a belt? >> i understand that but amanda tells me -- >> jimmy: your wife? >> that's my wife. i'm going to do what she says. that you don't need a belt

>> jimmy: wow. >> molly does not hip you into the fashion 411. >> jimmy: i'm not as hip as you are. really, i'm not. >> molly is not as hip as amanda, sounds like. >> jimmy: i'm embarrassed now. in fact -- i'm going to take my belt off right now. >> let's do it. [ applause ] >> these guys missed a heavy bass line. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> you don't listen to whal molly says. >> jimmy: she didn't tell me not to wear a belt. but yeah, i would. i would listen to her. if she told me not to wear a belt. sometimes she -- you know, i don't dress great. outside of this show i wear a suit for an hour and i'm a hobo the rest of the time. >> what about the beard? how does she feel about the beard? >> jimmy: she likes the beard. that's why it's still on the face. yeah. >> does jane like the beard? >> jimmy: my daughter, jane. >> ha -- your mistress. jimmy: figured i'd throw that in there so there's no confusion. i told you not to mention jane on the show! our weekends alone are our weekends alone! >> they bought you have a kid.

>> jimmy: "zootopia," speaking of kids, kids are going to go nuts for it. rotten tomatoes, 83 reviews, all good reviews. 92 bad reviews. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's very good. film. wow. >> i'm not actually in it. you just hear me in it but i'll take the thumbs up. >> jimmy: you've been doing this -- how old were you when you started out in television? >> jimmy: 10 years old >> yeah. >> jimmy: and honestly. i'm not just saying this. you look the same as before you cracked puberty. you really do look very youthful. [ cheers and applause ] >> lot of work. lot of work. >> jimmy: is it just luck? >> it's a lot of work. i get a lot of cheap work done down in t.j. they put a velcro strap in here a couple of years ago and i cinch that up before i do tv and i listen to my wife. truly. >> jimmy: what does she tell you? >> to hydrate. all right?

know, skin, lotion, toner crap. >> and i don't want to do all of that but i live with her and if she's not happy i hear about it. >> jimmy: right. >> sometimes it can be dangerous. been on me to get a facial, you know? >> jimmy: why? >> exactly. [ laughter ] she -- because she just thinks maintenance is like, you have to keep up with it. >> jimmy: okay. >> i consider myself a guy's guy. right? i'm not into the whole -- i do like a good massage. don't get me wrong. buthe facials, the manicures and toe stuff, whatever that's called, i think that's -- that's not me. but she was persistent. >> jimmy: they're pedicures by the way. >> that's it. she and a buddy gang up on me and get me this facial for my birthday and i finally schedule

it. ani walk in and the gal says, you going to want to go ahead and take your clothes off and put this robe on and meet me in the back room where the hot tub is. and i immeately want to quick dial my wife and ask her what's on this package. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is this a special birthday? >> exactly. but i go with it and i take my clothes off and put the robe on and go down n the room at the end of the hallway and there's nothing but a hot tub in there. this is high-end -- it's on the border of beverly hills. i'm trusting. just go with it. >> jimmy: right. >> and she's in there, nice enough woman. the tub looks like a -- looks like a pot you put seafood in. it's bubbling and it's hot. and so she says jump in.

but i've been married 15 years. no one's seen this -- anything -- for 15 years. and i'm a shy guy. so i try to position myself where she can't see me once i drop the robe and i find that position. but i'm not going to lally gag, i'm going to get right in the water. it's bubbling so i can get everything under and she can't -- she's not going to see it. so i jump in there. i lose a good layer of skin getting in there. so already the derma, first layer of derma is gone which is i assume part of the treatment. so i'm feeling pain but i'm assuming beauty, right? so i'm in there, it's really hot. i'm trying to smile. she says i'm going to see you in 20 minutes and then we'll continue with the rest of the program. so she leaves. i figure 20 minutes, that's a lot. five minutes goes by, ten minutes goes by. i'm super hot. i'm tingling, sweating.

colors. i power through it. so 20 minutes goes by. she comes in and she says, okay, next up. sorry i don't have a pair of disjosable boxers for you. i said what's that for? she said now i'm going to clean you. i said -- well. it's 10:30 on a wednesday. i'm pretty clean. i'm hot as hell. but i'm clean. and she says don't worry about it. she hit is the button, the bubbles stop. now i'm in an aquarium. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so now i'm sweating double because of the anxiety. she snaps on a couple of like loofa gloves and hits it with some liquid soap. she pulls a full leg up out of the water and starts rubbing the leg trying to exfoliate what

and she starts making terrible smali talk that's getting me more stressed. the other leg, she scrubs that. says now we have to hose youff with ice water. right? so like at thipoint i'm already feeling like a broccoli or a lobster or something and i guess you blanch it, right, with cold water? >> jimmy: hot into the cold yeah. >> right? she says stand up i have to hose you off. so now she wants to hit it with cold water. everything is wrong. she hoses me off. she leaves. shsays meet me down in the massage room. i get out. i start to towel off and i'm starting to feel terrible. i'm starting treally see spots now and i'm feeling nauseous. >> jimmy: for real? >> totally light headed. because i've lost a great deal of water. >> jimmy: you're not hydrated. >> she's boiled me like a clam. you know? and now i go down and i take a knee because i feel like i might -- the lights might go out. and i want to get closer to the ground. i see a chair in the corner. i start to shimmy over there on my knees and that's the last i

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afternoon, you know? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: how was the facial? >> i didn't make it to the facial. >> jimmy: you didn't get a facial. >> but it was paid for so i had to return a week latero get the goods. >> jimmy: you did not? you did? >> i did. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] that's ridiculous. that's jason bateman, everybody. "zootopia" opens in theaters everywhere tomorrow. we'll be right back. "this week in unnecessary censorship."n suv? well, this is the time. and your ford dealer is the place, to get 0% financing r 60 months on a ford suv. that's right. just announced. ford explorer...edge...escape... and expedition... are availible with 0% financing for 60 months. ford suvs. designed to help you be unstoppable. no wonder ford is america's best selling brand.

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>> jimmy: our next guest is part of the most homicidal group of interns in the history of higher education. her show is called, "how to get away with mumuer." it airs thursdays at 10:00 on abc. please say hello to aja naomi king.

thank you for coming. >> thank you. not too bad yourself. >> jimmy: your show "how to get away with murder" got picked up for a third season totay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations. i should say assuming you will make it to the end of this season aliveve >> valid point, it's only congratulations to those that survive. >> jimmy: exactly. it's bitter for the others, isn't it? >> yeah. rat party hard. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from walnut, california. >> jimmy: ere is walnut, california? >> walnut is southeast los angeles. like the 101 south to the 60 east. >> jimmy: i assumed it would be this northern -- >> there's a walnut creek up north. we're walnut whout the creek. >> jimmy: you'll get a creek soon. don't worry. >> one day. >> jimmy: does walnut has a walmart? >> yes.

>> jimmy: what was your first acting job? job out of school was working at disneyland. >> jimmy: what was that like? >> that was technically my first acting job. all the time. >> jimmy: you weren't? it gets a little crazy at disneyland. it's a little more hardcore than people wou think. >> jimmy: when you're there every day it loses some of the charm. >> a little bit of the luster was gone. >> jimmy: what did you do at disneyland?? >> i was an indiana jones cast member. >> jimmy: you were like on the indiana jones -- would you dress up in the thing? >> yeah, we had the skorts and the hats and the tie. right this way! >> jimmy: when you get a job at disneyland is that one of the costumes you hope you get to wear? >> well, summers in california are hot so it's not so fun to be

>> jimmy: you don't want to have that leather on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then what are your responsibilities as an indiana jones? >> well, the biggest one is checking height requirements on kids coming through the park. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yeah. it's a big safety issue. a lot of parents like to try and get their kids through the ride. >> jimmy: do you ever have adults -- for instance, we have a producer here at the show. his name is jason. and sometimes jason is -- i don't know if he would make the height requirement on the ride. if an adult didn't make it would you go, to hell with it, put him on and if he flies off what are you going to do? [ laughter ] >> there are like ten other safety checks. so if he came by me i would probably just let him go through. >> jimmy: you would let him go through. >> i wouldn't want to be the one to say i'm sorry, sir. young man. >> jimmy: but that probably does happen, doesn't it? >> that might happen. >> jimmy: oh my god, what a nightmare that would be.

right? you can be as tall as you want to get on the ride. >> that's a good question. >> jimmy: thank you. >> yeah. i don't know. >> jimmy: it's really only short people that get the short end of the stick. >> short end of the stick, yeah. >> jimmy: that's terrible. >> i know. >> jimmy: did you go from that job right into acting? >> i went to school for many, many years. >> jimmy: you went to school? did you quit? >> i did stop working at disneyland and quitting that job started a long line of me quitting by just not showing up anymore. >> jimmy: so instead of telling them i don't want to be here anymore you let them figure it out for themselves? >> yeah. like i guess she's not coming in today either. >immy: so what did places do when you do that? i did do that once, actually. yeah but it was the first day and i just left at lunch and never went back. yeah.

to give the costume back but i could not bring myself to go and do that, so my father went for me. >> jimmy: oh w hat a bad lesson that is. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what a very bad -- good father, bad lesson. that's a good father/bad father right there. >> he should have made me go but i wouldn't have gone. >> jimmy: he dropped off the costume?e? >> went and dropped it all off. >> jimmy: was he wearing the hat? here it is. >> it would have looked good on him. >> jimmy: that's interesting. what don't we know about disneyland. they say there's a jail there. a prison? >> i've never seen a jail there but there's a lot of intricate tunnels going throughout the park so that you can walk around what's called backstage without being on stagegwhere the rest of the guests are. >> jimmy: they don't want them to see you. >> yeah. no one wants to see mickey with his head off. >> jimmy: yeah. well i do. i'd love to see mickey with his head off. for kids that could be terrifying. >> traumatizing, yeah. >> jimmy: you'd think a giant mouse would be scarier. >> he's all soft and cuddly. >> jimmy: where do they put you?

places back there to eat. yeah. you just -- it's like being inin the kitchen of a restaurant. it's not glamorous or anything. but yeah. >> jimmy: i got you. you're working for disney again now in a way. >> i know. i love disney. >> jimmy: i hope you don't get in trouble for this. [ laughter ] >> i love disney so much. >> jimmy: thon dewon't -- if you try to just walk off "how to get away with murder," she'll send hu to your house with a power drill. [ cheers and applause ] she won't tolerate it. it's very nice to meet you. congratulations on the show and all of your success. aja naomi king, everybody. "how to get away with m mder" airs thursdays at 10:00 pm on we'll be right back with ceelo [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live

samsung. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank jason bateman, aja naomi king and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "heart blanche." here with the song,

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what's life going to become once we don't have anymore heroes we don't know what the next man's going through wh i could say it in a plainer way i said we don't know life reminds me of robin williams we've got to laugthe pain away we don'n'know what the next man's going through wish i could say it in a plainer way i said we don't know life reminds me of robin williams we've got to laugh the pain away laugh the pain away john belushi knew you and me better than we knew ourselves and we all listen to richard pryor yeah i think don't make philip seymour hoffman often now

in the fire but i'm afraid of not being able to laugh anymore ohh what's life going to become once we don't have any more heroes we don'know what the next man's going through wish i could say it in a plainer way i said we don't know life reminds me of robin williams we've got to laugh the pain away we don't know what the next man's going through wish i could say it in a plainer way i said we don't know life reminds me of david bowie we've got to dance the pain ay

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