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"maleficent." lebron james is like your weird aunt after getting her life back together after a divorce there's a lot of focus on lebron. the most interesting character in the series is spurs head coach gregg popovich. now, gregg popovich has won four nba titles. three-time coach of the year. annual salary of $6 million. yet, from looking at his face,
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you would think he was the recently fired assistant manager of a golf warehouse. interviewing him is like trying to get your teenage son to come down from dinner. like he's the first suspect being interrogated on an episode of "lau anw and order." doris burke was tasked in trying to get answers out of popovich. and here's how that went. >> what are yourbjectives as fab about lebron is concerned? >> are you serious? keep him from scoring. >> what do you want to see in the fourth? >> i would like to see lebron play poorly. >> sounds good, pop. mike? >> jimmy: seems like he'd be a fawn guy to play charades with. this is gregg popovich's college yearbook photo. not only is the photo deadly serious, look at his bio. his b says, his future plans
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include happiness. i'm sorry that didn't work out. i would be angry, too, if my parents named me gregg with three gs. by the way, father's day is on sunday. we have a plan to celebrate with a new untube challenge. you don't have to wait until sunday to do this. wait until your dad is asleep. creep into his room, flip on the lights, scream hop on pop and pounce on him. of course, i need you to record video of this and upload it to youtube with the title, hey jimmy kimmel, i hopped on pop. if we love it, we'll put it on the show. wouldn't that be a nice gift for dad? [ applause ] i want to say, my lawyers want to say, don't jump directly on your father. we don't want anyone to get hurt. but we do want to get a rise out of him. our first youtube challenge for father's day has millions of views. this was called hey jimmy kimmel, i sprayed my dad with a hose.
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>> son of a -- >> jimmy: he's still chasing him to this day. so, this time, we're going with a dr. seuss-y theme. title your video, hey, jimmy kimmel, i hopped on pop. wait for a message from us. let's make dad regret he ever fathered you this year. now, back to -- [ applause ] back to basketball. who in your opinion is the greatest player ever to play in the nba? of course, michael jordan. michael jordan is someone i always dreamed of having on the show. he, unfortunately, has always dreamed of not doing the show. but -- we cornered him. we caught up with michael on the set of his new hanes commercial, and he agreed to play a round of can michael jordan palm it? we will see an item on screen and then together, we'll try to guess if michael jordan can palm it, if he can pick it up using only one hand, all right? our first item is -- a honey dew
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melon. can he palm it? let's find out. >> really? >> jimmy: yes, he can. all right. that was easy. next up -- a beautifuling ball. can michael jordan palm it? let's find out. >> ah -- ah -- it's off, it's almost -- [ laughter ] ah. i almost had it. almost had it. >> jimmy: well, he should have used the finger holes. our next item -- a globe. can michael jordan palm the world? all right. let's find out. >> wait a minute. i don't know, jimmy. i'm staying cool, though.
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ah -- i'm close. wait a minute. no. >> jimmy: yeah, the ocean is very slippery. it's -- one more item. a frozen turkey. can michael jordan palm it? all right. >> very easy, jimmy. >> jimmy: we give him partial credit. thank you, michael jordan. we have a good show. mila kunis is here. kobe bryant will be with us. and guillermo traveled all the way to san antonio to interview players from the heat and the spurs. you're watching "jimmy kimmel live" game night, and we'll be right back. (school bell ringing...) the 2014 chevy equinox comes with great features...
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because you can't beat zero heartburn. woo hoo! [ male announcer ] prilosec otc is the number one doctor recommended frequent heartburn medicine for 8 straight years. one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. >> jimmy: well, hhello. welcome back. in just a few minutes, mila kunis will join us. we have a new show for you
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tonight with gerard butler and we'll be in primetime again on thursday with ice cube and a special edition of lie-witness news starring fans of the san antonio spurs. before game one last week, the media converged on san antonio to interview the players on media day. and guillermo was there. you're part of the media, right? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: he is. now, did you have fun? >> yes. >> jimmy: good time in san antonio? good city for you? >> yes. >> jimmy: you got a lot of interviews, i know that. >> yes. >> jimmy: here he is, guillermo at media day. >> how you doing? >> good day, mate. >> good day. >> you're very, very short for a basketball. >> yeah, but i'm taller than you. >> everybody's taller than me. >> yeah. >> can i take a selfie with you? >> sure. >> all right, hold this for me. all right. all right. >> is this a lint roller? >> yeah. >> is there a mike in there? >> it's my microphone.
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all right. >> what you need this for? >> for the mike. smile! >> i am smiling! >> good day mate? >> good day mate. mr. basketball, how do you say your name? >> kawhi. >> i don't know, you tell me. you get it? >> i said kawhi. >> will you take a selfie with me? a quick one? >> are you guys better equipped against miami than you were last year? >> ah, i mean, it doesn't really matter what happened last year. we just are more experienced. >> mr. birdman. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> hey, if you win, are you going to get a tattoo? >> yeah.
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>> get that sucker out of my face! >> can i rub your mohawk? >> no. >> no? can we take a selfie? >> no. >> can you take a picture of me? >> i'll take a picture of you. >> all right, wait. now it's time for my exclusive mano a manu. >> mr. manu. i have a very important question. do you have a full allergies? >> allergieallergies? no, nothing. >> what's the last movie to make you cry? oh, yeah, take a bite. what was the last movie that made you cry? >> "fried green tomatoes." >> oh, yeah? >> yeah. mine was "frozen." have you seen "frozen?" are you more anna or elsa? >> i'm anna. >> i'm an elsa. >> are you? >> one, two, three -- ♪ let it go
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♪ let it go >> i'm very excited, two years ago, i had a great interview with lebron james. >> hey, lebron. how are you? >> what's going on? >> everything good? all right. good. and last year it was even better. lebron? lebron? lebron? lebron? lebron? lebron? and this year, it's going to be the best yet. lebron? can you take a selfie with me? where's lebron? my grandma gave me this necklace, it's for good luck. she die in it. >> i have to hold it by respect. out of respect. out of respect. that's good luck? you think we're going to win tonight? >> yeah, you keep it so you can win. it's a good luck charm. it's antique.
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>> antique? going to make my neck turn green? >> no. >> okay. >> it's going to make you win. >> okay. so, when we win, i'm going attribute this to you. >> yes. she was wearing it when she died. >> it's a necklace? >> yeah, good luck. she told me. i want you to have it so you guys can win. so, my grandma gave me this for good luck. i want to give it to you so you guys can win. you're the only person i'm giving it to, okay? i keep it all this time for me and now it's yours. >> i'm sure it's good luck. >> and you guys are going to win. >> thank you, man, thank you. what's this for? >> this is my mike. >> okay. sorry. my bad, sorry. >> can we take a selfie? >> yeah, sure, man. >> all right. you're a good guy. >> thank you. >> one, two, three -- grandma, rest in peace. >> jimmy: guillermo, everybody. we'll be right back with mila kunis. it's "jimmy kimmel live" game night.
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i don't want him in the framily! the more people we have, the more we save. he already owes me money for like 4 pizzas. we all get separate bills. besides, if you don't like gordon why did you invite him this weekend? i didn't invite him. he just, like, shows up! it's pronounced gor-don. hey let's go! those tacos aren't going to eat themselves over there. tacos! you look great, by the way. the bills are separate? with the sprint unlimited framily plan, the more you add, the more you save. unlimited framily plan get unlimited data, talk, and text for as low as $45 a month per line. happy connecting from sprint. that little guy cleans, brightens and fights stains. so now i can focus on more pressing matters. wow! isn't it beautiful? your sweet peppers aren't next to your hot peppers. [ gasps ] [ sarah ] that's my tide. what's yours?
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kimmel live" game night. our guest tonight is a golden globe nominated actress who met her fiance in the '90s while doing a show about the '70s. her new movie is called "third person." >> you know that i would never hurt him. it's just us here. come on. you know. >> what do you want, julia? >> just tell me that you know. you hate me, i cheated on you, but -- >> i don't care. >> yes, you do. and it's okay. but i just need to be -- >> you see him? >> on skype. i -- i need to be in touch with him. he is my son. >> jimmy: "third person" opens on june 20th. please say hello to mila kunis. [ cheers and applause ] how are you?
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>> i'm good. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> why, thank you. >> jimmy: you love the nba finals so much you swallowed the basketball. >> i think it's more like a soccer ball at this point. >> jimmy: are you -- i know your fiance is a very, very big sports fan. do you share that enthusiasm? >> yeah, he's literally -- he loves sports, like, the numbers and the statistics and the players. i just like the idea of it. so, like, i love sporting events and, like, going to see live events. i can eat a hot dog or a burger and have a beer. it's so fan. >> jimmy: you are involved in the game. you pay attention to what's going on? >> yeah, i love baseball. i have to say. i loved it for years. and i have season tickets and i try -- >> jimmy: dodgers? >> yeah, and then, you know, sometimes you get invited with the fancy tickets to see the lakers or the clippers. you sit courtside and you find yourself having to constantly watch what you say because they actually hear you. >> jimmy: oh, right. >> versus where i normally sit
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where no one gives anything about what you say. here, you're right next to the players, right next to the coach. you are censoring yourself. it's just awkward. >> jimmy: yeah, well -- it's even more awkward if you don't, i guess. have you been busted by none, saying anything? >> yes, they hear you. they respond. like, can you yell things out. practicing before the game starts, you're like, come on, suck it up! and they're like -- i didn't say it, it wasn't me, like, what? and you -- i just forget. >> jimmy: from watching tv, those words go through the television. >> football, no one hears you. you can just yell and yell and yell. it's great. >> jimmy: do you do that? >> yes. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. it's oddly therapeutic for me. i view sporting events at very calming yet violent experience, because you just sit down, you have a beer, you're relaxed but you're being so vulgar, it's great. i don't know. it's very fun. >> jimmy: this movie, there's some cast in this movie that you're in. we have liam neeson, adrian brody, james franco plays your ex-husband in the movie.
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you guys have worked together a few times, i think. >> we counted it at one point and i think including all of the shorts that i've done for him and for student films and for all the things, i think it was seven films we've done together. >> jimmy: he roped you into one of those student films? i did two of them. >> jimmy: did he show up on the day you had to shoot the student film? >> you had to do that. >> jimmy: he wasn't even there. >> he played my husband and we had a blond child and i was like, james, i don't think we'd produce a blond, blue eyed baby. you go off and do the serious movie together, this is really serious. this is fun. >> jimmy: yeah, right. he's involved in a lot of stuff. >> a lot. >> jimmy: working person in jerp, bjer general, but is it difficult when you're pregnant? >> it's fine. >> jimmy: going to get more difficult when the baby comes out. they're louder when they come out.
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my wife and i are pregnant, we're having a baby very soon, as well. >> oh. you both are having a baby. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you and your wife are pregnant? >> jimmy: yeah. >> hi. i'm mila kunis. >> jimmy: we know. >> shh! >> jimmy: oh. >> hello, i'm mila kunis. with a very special message for all you soon to be fathers. stop saying we're pregnant. you're not pregnant. do you have to squeeze a waterm l elon-sized person out of your lady hole? no. are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid bette midler song? no. when you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? no. it's because you had too many shots of tequila. do you know how many shots of tequila we had? none.
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because we can't have shots of tequila. we can't have anything! because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. all you did was roll over and fall asleep! you're not pregnant. we're are! [ cheers and applause ] [ applause ] any questions? >> jimmy: can i have some ice cream? >> no. >> jimmy: mila kunis, everybody. her movie opens june 20th. we'll be right back with kobe bryant and three ridiculous questions.
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hey. i like your outfit. head in the game!! jennie: thanks. old navy. amy: i didn't know that old navy had clothes like that. jennie: yeah, they make activewear for the whole family. amy: family's important. devon stop disappointing me. if i had a shirt like that i wouldn't even have to work out, which is good because i don't. how do you miss a pass like that? get it in the goal. jennie: you're pretty intense. amy: i mean they're playing like a bunch of 9 year olds. jennie: well they are a bunch of 9 year olds. amy: they don't need to know that. so how long are those clothes available for? jennie: actually, they're all on sale right now for up to forty percent off. what about your kid? amy: oh my kid's not here, he's more of reader.
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if you were a woman, what would you want your name to be? >> growing up i had two friends. they were brother and sister. his name was man and her name was woman. >> jimmy: no way. >> swear. >> jimmy: man and woman? >> man and woman. >> jimmy: those are the most uncreative parents. ever. >> probably won't go anywhere in the world and find someone named man and woman. >> jimmy: woman, get in here. >> come here, woman. >> jimmy: can you count to four in an english accent? >> i suppose. one, two, three, four. i tonight know, just mimic what they sound like in harry potter. >> jimmy: that was pretty good. harry potter-esque. >> i mean, you know -- >> jimmy: if you could fly, would you go to the bathroom in
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the sky or would you do it in private? >> i would go in the sky. >> jimmy: i'd go every place. >> right, just one dump, see how many cars you can hit. my windshield gets hit all of the time. >> jimmy: you know what would be the best? if you could find a bird driving the car. >> just fly above the birds and -- >> jimmy: vengeance. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: to vengeance. >> vengeance. >> jimmy: that's all the time we have. i want to thank my lee cue nice, kobe bryant, michael jordan. i want to apologize to matt damon. stay tuned for game three of the nba finals next, right here on abc. [ male announcer ] tv's come a long way.
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