from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live. game night. zzzquill and subway restaurants. tonight, ice cube, lie witness news number a edition, plus jimmy plays one on one with nate robinson. from three point land, here is jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the show. you see my face early tonight, this is our nba game night special. san antonio spurs versus the miami heat. game five goes back to san antonio. it's a tough battle between two veteran teams, there are a lot of veterans on the team. it takes a month to get an appointment with the doctor. and on top of this being a big day for basketball, it is also a

big day for soccer, the world cup started today in brazil. to me watching soccer is like watching 22 people exercise for three hours. you're lucky if anyone scores in the game. some of the games end tied at zero. i don't understand. we just aren't programmed for that sort of thing in the united states. we demand points. that's why we love weight watchers. we like points so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> we want to put them in our mouths and eat them. i wonder today, what would it be like, if the nba was like the world cup. ♪ >> the music in the background. >> nice. >> the best part is watching you play the keyboard at the table. >> i was growing up, we had low riders all over the place. >> dives on the floor and tips it away. down the lane, running layup,

great defense by bosh. [ cheers and applause ] >> things almost happen. that's why they call it the beautiful game. a night of high scoring basketball action. we'll be joined by the founding father of temperature related rap names, ice cube. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know ice cube, his real name is debra levinson. i'll play one on one with nate robinson of the denver nuggets tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> has anyone noticed during the series tim duncan, whenever he believes he was wrongly accused of a foul, suddenly transforms into an exact replica of the mascot. i don't know if that's on purpose. but whenever an nba team makes it in the finals, the city, everyone who lives there is a super fan. people that don't know the

difference between dwyane wade and duane wayne. we thought it would be fun to exploit that. we positioned a camera crew outside the at & t center, we asked people who identified themselves as spurs fans, about players and facts we made up. now, you have two choices in a situation like this, you can be honest and say i have no idea. or you can pretend you know what we're talking about, which is what these people did in a special san antonio spurs edition of lie witness news. >> state your name. >> jay winfield. >> who are you rooting for. >> san antonio spurs, all day. >> you're excited about the finals. >> yes. >> who is a better coach gregg popovich of the spurs or dytin.

>> gregg popovich. >> what do you think about the finals four point line. do you think that's a bad idea? >> no. it makes the game more exciting. i'm just excited to see this game. >> will v.stiviano penetrate the defense. >> he's going left, right and up the middle. >> he's going to go up and above the hoop. >> even with the giant visor. >> he's going to look for the fouls. he has an excellent free throw shooting. >> yeah. >> which offensive strategy for the spurs worked best, delivery or dijorno. >> the way pop plays is unbelievable. you never know what to expect. >> a little delivery, a little dijorno. >> exactly. you got to mix it up against the heat. >> are you worried about the performance of the heat's forward idina menzel. >> no. >> you think they will just let it go. >> yes. >> let it go. >> yes.

>> let it go? >> yes. >> how do you think the big three of the heat will do against the spurs fab four. >> no comparison. no comparison. kawhi leonard all defensive team. >> the fab four, paul, john, ringo, george. >> no. >> you think the heat are better off starting tubbs or crockett. >> i don't think it makes a difference who they start. they will have trouble. >> they can start tubbs or crockett. who would you pick. >> crockett. >> what do you think of the spurs new defense, the erogynus zone. >> i'm not familiar with it, i'm sorry. you must have picked the wrong person. >> i'm sorry you're not familiar with that zone. >> i'm familiar with it. but not for the spurs. [ cheers and applause ]

>> we did the same thing with miami heat fans, and that one was more egregious, see the results on our regular show after local news. we have a lot to come tonight. i will defend my perfect record. i'm 2-0 so far this series, going one on one against nate robinson of the denver nuggets tonight. we'll be back with ice cube. so stick around. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] we're back, jimmy kimmel live game night. i'll play basketball, i've beaten two nba players this week. tonight one on one against nate robinson, he's fast. but you know what they say, slow and steady. that is me. definitely the slow part. a new show tonight after your late local news, with robert pattenson, music from nico. join us sunday night, with cameron diaz. that airs 7:00 eastern, and after the game on the west coast. our guest tonight. a rap music legend, who came straight out of compton on to the big screen. his latest alongside channing.

is called 21 jump street. >> we're going back to high school. >> yeah. you going to n.c. state. somebody is out there cooking up a new drug, it's mixed with god knows what else. >> whypy. >> stands for work hard yes. they focus for studying then party like it's 1999. >> we're going to college for real? >> why every time you talk, i'm going to throw up. >> 21 jump street opens tomorrow. welcome ice cube. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] what's up, jimmy? >> how you doing? you watching the nba finals or more of a world cup soccer kind of guy?

>> let's see. let's see. checking out the finals. my lakers ants in it. but i'm checking it out. >> it's been a tough season for the lakers. you have season tickets, right? >> i got a box, man. >> oh, a box. the icebox. do you go to all the games? >> not really this year. you know, they been losing, i been working. so it kind of worked out for me this year. >> do you play a lot of basketball? i know in the past, well, in the song, it was a good day. by the way, in that song, you play a pickup game. >> yes. >> you score a triple double. >> yes. >> who is keeping track of rebounds and assists. >> i got a statistician, what you talking about? >> i had no idea. >> you got to keep records, man. make sure my scores are official. >> you like being up in the box, away from the action on the court. >> yeah. man, i got to be up there. >> why? >> because i'm too emotional, man. you know what i mean.

i hate to lose. you know. i'm yelling, i'm screaming, my wife patting me on the back, trying to calm me down. you know, it's just critical. i need to be up. i'm not part of the show, you know what i'm saying, i need to be away. >> it's like being at home for the game. >> yeah. you bring the family, kick back, yell, it's a tv in a suite, but you yelling down on the court. nobody can really hear you. you know what i mean. the other suite holders, and it's cool, you stay off tv. >> i'm going to play against nate robinson in a minute. have you played against nba players? >> yeah. yeah. >> who have you played against? >> you know, back in the day, i played with shaq, we played pickup games, on a celebrity game with magic. just did a promo with carmelo and chris paul. hit a couple jumpers in nate's face. you know what i mean. >> trash talking goes on? >> i got to have trash talk. >> you do? >> i feed on trash talking, you know. but nobody wants to talk crash

with me, i'll make a record on you: you might say it on the court. i'm like yeah, listen to your radio tomorrow. >> that is interesting. yeah. you have that platform, that they have to fear. also, i would worry about getting shot or something, that would be another concern of mine. >> well, you should, jimmy. trash talking with the cube, you know. >> you are good at seeming angry, i don't know if you are angry in general. but in the movies, in 21 jump street, you're disgusted with -- >> i mean jonah hill and tatum channing, wouldn't they piss you off? >> i'll give you some lines. these are not lines -- you would not classify these lines as your typical kind of angry guidelines. in fact, they are the opposite of that. >> okay. >> i'll read them to you. if you ask them back to me, in your own way.

okay? >> okay. >> want to do that? here we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> say these as angrily as you can. lavender body wash makes my pores tingle. >> lavender body wash make my pores tingle. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. there is nothing better on a gloomy day than a good book, a warm blanket and a creamy pumpkin bisque. >> man, nothing better on a gloomy day than a warm -- a good blanket, a warm -- oh, man, give me some damn pumpkin bisque. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know i went to the l.a. unified school district, i can't read that good. >> you did it well. >> all right.

all right. >> here's another one. i want to love like the love in the notebook. a love that splits the sky. >> i want to love like the love in the notebook. one that splits the sky, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> splits the sky. >> this is wonderful. this is great for young actors as well. it's an exercise. one more. you ready? >> let's do it. >> omg, did you do something new with your hair? i love it. >> omg. did you do something with your hair? i love it. love it! [ cheers and applause ] >> that's ice cube, everybody. that's acting right there. i'll play nate robinson next when jimmy kimmel game night returns. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> portions of jimmy kimmel live game night brought to you by cvs

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but tonight, we'll take nature out of the equation, i played one on one against nba star stephan curry and demarcus cousins, i will face another foe from the denver nuggets, nate robinson. [ cheers and applause ] >> how you doing? >> i know you played against a lot of guys, have you ever played against a guy with a four inch vertical leap? >> no. it's heart over height. you know what i'm saying? >> that's right. i think so, yes. you would have an advantage over me. but this is not -- this is unusually. it is time to spin the equalizer. [ cheers and applause ] >> the wheel is loaded with handicaps, you can see, you might have to wear shoes and socks on your hands, you might have to wear a giant neck cone. you might have to carry an egg on a spoon. you might have to wear hulk hands.

you might have to be wrapped in bubble wrap. you might have to balance a book on your head. these are all handicaps, that will make it very difficult for you to beat me. it is time to spin now. nate, go ahead and do it. >> who comes up with these? >> i don't know. here we go. a gentle spin. [ cheers and applause ] >> let's see what nate's fate will hold. nate has to carry an egg on a spoon. would you like to give up now? >> no. i'll play. >> nate is going to play. when we come back, it's time. i'm so sorry for you, nate. we'll be back to play ball. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] tuna lovers rejoice...at subway!

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] welcome back to jimmy kimmel live game night. if you're joining us, i'm about to go one on one with nate robinson of the denver nuggets. but to make things fair, nate spun the equalizer wheel, he has to play the whole game. nate has to play the whole game with the egg on the spoon. if the egg falls off, it's a turnover. you understand? >> yeah. >> very good. court side now to marv albert. marv. >> thank you, jimmy. we welcome you to tonight's one

on one matchup between jimmy kimmel and nate robinson. a much anticipated showdown. let's go to our lido ficial, jimmy's cousin sal. he is ready for the tipoff. >> the rules are simple. game is to three. you make it, you take it. defensive rebounds, take it to the back, top of the key. got it? drop the egg. i got plenty. go. >> it has never been seen before in the history of basketball. a player with an egg on the spoon. nate robinson one handed. kimmel moves it back outside, tries to back his way on nate, nate robinson three time winner of the slam dunk competition, member of the denver nuggets. he blocks the hook shot attempt.

nice play defensively by nate. got to be careful with the egg -- oh, tried to go between the legs of jimmy kimmel, who saw it coming. knocked out of bounds by kimmel. but here is robinson oh, over the head of kimmel and scores. what a move by nate robinson. this could be a very tough match for jimmy kimmel nate fires from deep. he's down 1-0. trying to back his way. and way off on that layup. >> i think that went out of bounds. >> back comes nate, with a 1-0 lead.

egg drops. and he loses possession. >> i hate to see that happen. i really do. >> fresh egg is there. we're set to resume. kimmel with the left hand, comes up short on the drive. being very careful with the egg. and off glass. kimmel again scores. the game is tied at 1. excellent move by jimmy kimmel, he's been out here working on that left-handed shot. tries the same move. robinson did not go for it. did not matter. a 2-1 advantage for kimmel. robinson in trouble. robinson deflects it off the foot of kimmel. >> it was off his foot.

>> cousin sal does not want to hear it from jimmy kimmel. robinson with the shot from deep. it's tied at 2. [ cheers and applause ] >> nate robinson, with a beautiful one hander. oh, that's where jimmy tried to pull a quick one. and again tries. >> he gave it to me. >> cousin sal waves it off. that was a sportsmanlike problem there. robinson hits. it's over! nate robinson playing with the egg on the spoon, somehow defeats kimmel by the score of 3-2. >> i tell you what. let's go to instant replay here.

>> congratulations, nate. >> i feel great. this is awesome. >> i feel terrible, marv. i feel exhausted. oh, can i have a bite of that egg? thank you. i'm hungry, too. >> nate, how does this compare to some of your more noteworthy accomplishments like winning the slam dunk? this has to be right up there? >> it definitely is. the egg is pretty good. i worked extremely hard with my left hand for this show. >> i've never seen a court side interview done with a full hard boiled egg in anyone's mouth before. we made history. thanks, marv. thanks, nate, thank you, ice cube. i apologize to matt damon. dame four of the nba finals is next here on abc. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

they came here with a desperation we didn't match. >> from downtown! leonard finishes it. >> knocks it down. >> there was no magic plays, we just moved the ball, and every shot went in. >> it goes in. >> great leadership. >> we were very disappointed after game two. we have to sustain it now. we have to do it for another game. >> you know what time it is.