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from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live game night." tonight, cameron diaz and jason segel. father's day youtube challenge. and mean tweets, nba edition. now, at the buzzer, here's jimmy kimmel! >> hi, everybody. and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live, game night." the doorway to the nba finals. this is your prepregame show. tonight, we welcome two of the greatest nba players of all time. jason segal and cameron diaz. they're here to promote a sex
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tape, a new pixar movie. it's the heart warming tale of one woman's journey of marrying kanye west in a lavish european ceremony. before them, we have game five to get to. game five. game five as you know is very important. it's a crucial game. the truth is, in the finals, every game is crucial. obviously, game seven is the most crucial. if you make it that far, you'll win. you win the whole series. second most crucial is game five. this game. game five is second. third most crucial, game six. and then, game three is fourth most crucial. game one is fifth. and the least most crucial is game two. so, did i miss any? oh, game four. game four doesn't matter at all. they should skip right past it. game five is a must-win for miami. if it were a movie, this would be the game where, with a minute left, air bud or keanu reeves
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races on the court the save the day. today is also father's day. i would like to wish a happy one to all the dads out there. today is the day on which you unwrap your gift, look at your wife, your children, and think you people have no idea ho i am. [ laughter ] in addition to our big movie star guests tonight, we have a very special interview set up. live via satellite, spurs head coach, gregg popovich. hello, coach. hello, coach popovich. >> pop it, witch. >> i thought it was popovich. >> well, it's not. who the hell are you? >> i'm jimmy kimmel. i host a show on abc news. >> oh, and am i supposed to give a rat's -- >> no, no, no. >> what's your question? >> i know you have a game to prepare for.
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happy father's day. did you enjoy your father's day? were you able to relax at all today? just have fun? coach? coach? can you hear me? >> yeah, ki can hear you. the question was just too stupid to answer. >> you have two kids. did they get you a gift for father's day? >> they got me a tie. >> all right. that's nice. >> you keep talking. i'm going the use to it hang myself. >> okay, one more question if you would. i imagine your players look up to you as father figure. do you feel paternal toward them? >> what year were you born? >> 1967. >> i wish i had a time machine to go back to 1966 so i could give your father a vasectomy. >> i was just trying to -- >> go suck a rock. >> that's coach gregg
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puppet-vich. coach popovich is a lot nicer. a few days ago, i asked everyone within the sound of my voice to celebrate father's day by participating in one of our youtube challenges. i asked people to sneak up on their dad, flip on the lilts, scream hop on pop and tape the reaction. a loot of people did this. hey, jimmy kimmel, i hopped on pop. here are the fruits of your labors in on nor of dear old dad. >> hop on pop, whoo! happy father's day. >> hop on pop. >> hop on pop! [ screaming ] >> what are you doing? >> jimmy kimmel told me to do this. >> hop on pop, maddy. >> wake up!
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>> i'm awake. oh, you got me in the -- >> hop on pop. >> oh! what are you doing? why did you do that? [ laughter ] >> hop on pop. >> that hurts! >> hop on pop. >> ow! what are you doing? >> hop on pop. >> hop on pop. >> ow! [ laughter ] >> i hopped on pop. >> hop on pop. >> oh! don't! >> hop on pop. >> oh, did you break it?
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>> hop on pop. [ screaming ] [ laughter ] well thanks to everyone who pats pate -- participated. glad you joined us tonight. when we return, i'll reward you with jason segal and cameron diaz. this is "jimmy kimmel live game night." we'll be right back. avo: when cold refreshment calls... coors light answers.
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in cities coast to coast. so take on more. with xlte. for best results, use verizon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live: game night." we're with you in prime time. this will be a strong show. coming up, an all-nba edition of mean tweets. some of your favorite nba players will read the terrible things you wrote about them. things like this. >> i hate chris puaul with ever bone in my body. every vein. every hair on my head. with every bit of my blood, i hate him. i really do.
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somebody needs a hug. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have all-new shows at our regular times this week. our guests tonight, our gifted actors who between them have collaborated with everyone from martin scorsese to the muppets. they're together again in a film called "sex tape." please welcome cameron diaz and jason segel. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. very good to see you. >> hello. >> jimmy: your second movie together? >> our second film. >> jimmy: whose idea was it? was it something you cooked up
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yourselves? >> i had gotten the script a few years before we shot "sex tape." there was no one i wanted to do it with more than cameron. a euphemism or a pun. then it came down to me trying to look like a viable romantic partner for cameron. it was a lot of work. she's quite lovely. >> jimmy: you do look slender and fit. is that particularly because of this? >> the movie about a couple who is at the moment not been intimate with each other. i didn't want anyone to look at us as pairing and say, i know why. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that makes sense. >> i'm self-aware. i get it. >> smart. smart. >> jimmy: the title of the movie is, i assume you make a sex tape. that was, i understand, it took a long time. is that intentional? was that something that -- was that jason's idea to make it
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take a long time? >> there are several parts. you don't just film it straight through. we don't, anyhow. it does take, there are certain setups. scene setups that you have to do. so, we spent a lot of time. there's a loft different cuts into it. in the film. for the sex tape. it's very -- various positions because our characters are doing -- um, the entire book of. >> "the joy of sex." >> in one night. every position. >> jimmy: in one night? >> yeah, man. [ laughter ] >> so -- we -- couldn't actually do that in one day. >> yeah. >> so we took two weeks. >> i also accidentally messed up a lot. >> the funny thing was that because we are sort of, we have what is called modesty garments on that cover certain parts of your body.
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there is two-sided tape, double-stick tape in places that no double-stick tape should ever go. jm h >> jimmy: how is that applied? >> i have my girl, julia, who knows me very well. i trust her with every part of my body. late rally. >> jimmy: do you have a friend that does that for you? >> no, i do mine myself. it's so humiliating. so much more humiliating than being naked. it feels so, so -- >> horrible. >> our director, jake who is very kind, wanted us to feel safe. when it came time to shoot the sex tape, it was cameron, myself, and jake in a room together. he operated the camera himself. which, in essence, was much creepier than a whole crew. it was small and intimate. >> he's right above us all the time going, uh, a little faster. a little slower. a little more like, we're
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like -- >> jimmy: it's weird to have coaching. >> i would be looking like, hey, jake, how's it going. he's like -- >> he shot it on an ipad. it didn't feel professional. >> jimmy: are you sure you're in a movie? >> you don't know it, though. i have done a few movies where i am naked. >> jimmy: you're naked in a lot of them. i think the muppets was the only one you kept your clothes on. >> but they were all naked. i have never seen kermit wear pants. that's who i learned from. it became funny quickly. i have to say, working with cameron, um, you know, the expression just one of the guys. she sort of shatters that expression. she is not trying to be a guy. she's being cameron, a female actress. funny and fearless. it was an honor to do all that
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stuff with you. >> jimmy: like doing a sex scene with a guy. >> a third guy filming. it was great. >> jimmy: just being with your buddies. >> you're in partnership. if i was slightly creeped out by the dude, it would not have been -- i wouldn't have been able to do it. i felt so safe with jason. we're in partnership. >> jimmy: it's almost like he's a eunuch. no sexual attraction at all to jason is what you're saying. >> we're headed into insult territory. >> jimmy: did you know that jason played high school basketball and dunked in high school? >> yeah. i know. he told me that. >> i tell everybody. that's all i got left. >> jimmy: i didn't know about this until today. >> the high school. i wasn't bad. i was in a national dunk
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contest. our team won state championships. we had the collins brothers on the team. these identical 7'0" giant black dudes. there was no part of me that felt like i was responsible for the state championship. i played like on a team a few years ago, with snoop dogg. you know snoop dogg? >> jimmy: yeah. i'm familiar with his work. >> he didn't say much to me. you know. one time i played well, he said, we needed you today, baby. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's thouno higher praise. the movie is called "sex tape." we'll be right back. ♪ touch down... every morning...
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hey. >> hey, babe. >> hi. >> where are the kids? >> at my mom's. >> oh, they are? wow. hi, look at you. >> too much? >> no, it's great. >> i was thinking. >> yeah. yes. the kids. how listening are they ksh. >> sleeping over. >> yes! >> i was thinking. maybe we could celebrate just the two of us. >> i did it. that's a great idea. this is the best idea you have ever had. you look amazing. do you own these underwear? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: that's cameron diaz and jason segel on "sex tape."
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we all need a moment to regroup. >> it's a love story. that's what it is. it's about two people who love each other who want to still love each other and who will do anything to keep the love together. >> jimmy: and one of them looks fantastic in her underpants. >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is as we mentioned. this is the second movie you have done together. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: i assume you work well together, yes? >> yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: i want to put that to the test. i want to ask a question directed to either one of you. each pesh takes a word. you know this game? >> i'm nervous. >> jimmy: don't be nervous. you'll each take a word. you'll complete a sentence that answers the question i'm about to ask. what is the most annoying thing jason did while you were working together? cameron, you start with the
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first record. word. >> any word will do. [ laughter ] >> um, smoked. >> sausages. >> in between. [ laughter ] >> oh, boy. uh -- your. >> i was going to say the word you don't want me to say. >> jimmy: you can say anything you like. >> moist. he hates that word. almost everyone does. >> jimmy: smoked sausages between your moist -- back to you. >> why does it have to be mine? slippers. >> period. >> jimmy: okay.
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all right. what are you doing after the show tonight? >> i'm gonna -- [ laughter ] one word. >> yeah. >> hang wit. >> ma homey. >> j-kim. >> jimmy: that's me? >> that's you. >> jimmy: i'm your homey. why don't i believe it? great to see you guys. the movie is called "sex tape." july 8th in theaters. when we come back, the all nba edition of rude tweets when we return. [ male announcer ] tuna lovers rejoice...at subway!
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welcome back, "jimmy kimmel live: game night." professional athletes are no strangers to criticism. in the old days, people yelled during the game. now we have the internet. we can insult them quietly. as a reminder to those that write unkind things, that players are people too, it's time for an all-new, special nba edition of "mean tweets." ♪ >> cant lie. amar'e stoudemire looks homeless. >> jason rose. you're not very good at your new job. your command of the language is poor. your analysis is sub par.
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your inferiority to your peer. whatever. >> i would kill my parents if they named me paul george. that's an ugly-ass name. [ laughter ] >> dwight howard wears panties with leg warmers. >> jeremy lin needs to git the weight room. you need to git the spell check. >> deandre jordan sucks my [ bleep ]. >> i put two blue swarovski gems on my [ bleep ] head and i swear to god, it looks like just bill simmons. >> michael carter williams is all hype. dude is straight up awful. >> chris paul has ris chris pea [ bleep ]. he not legend. >> kris humphries, [ bleep ] you. you're so pathetic.
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seriously, kill yourself please. xx. >> nate robinson can't do a [ bleep ] pick and roll properly. he can't see over anybody. technically, that's true. >> stephen curry's fable hair is a little pubeyyyy. and while we're on the subject, your teeth need some work. come on, man. come on, man. >> da marcus cousins is an emotional lesbian. >> if anything ever happens to the guy that does the voice for cookie monster, i can sleep at noigt kneeing we have dikembe phew t mutumbo as a backup. >> i would like to thank everyone involved with that. apologies to matt damon.
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we're fresh out of time for him. game five is up next. thank you for watching. good night.
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