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good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- stanley cup champs, justin williams and alec martinez. mayor eric garcetti and mayor bill debecause i don't. from "game of thrones," lena headey. and music from jungle. and now, more than ever, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello and welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for all the clapping.
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i love your enthusiasm because we have a lot going on tonight. probably too much. but somehow we're going to cram it all if. just like when i put my spanx on in the morning, we'll get everything in there. tonight we're joined by the newly crowned stanley cup champion los angeles kings. [ cheers and applause ] justin williams and the guy who scored the game-winning goal in double overtime, alec martinez are both here. and they brought a little something called the stanley cup with them. you know, it's easy to forget at the end of the day, these tough, gritty, heavily bearded guys are playing for what is essentially an oversized piece of dinnerware. but it's a great thing to see in person. we're going to do some weird stuff with it. there's a guy, and i hope he's not listening, but his job is to accompany the stanley cup wherever it goes. he's called the keeper of the cup. so each player on the winning team gets to carry the cup around for a day and this guy
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has to be sure they don't deploy it. these are hockey players, they're built to destroy. most of them have no teeth in their mouth. the keeper of the cup is here tonight and we're going to put him to the test. i want to know how far we can push it. i'm hoping -- my real hope is he will let us wash a dog in the stanley cup. [ cheers and applause ] it was only a five-game series. the kings won it 4-1 between the kings and the rangers. but it was a great five games. three of them went into overtime, two of them went into double overtime, including the final game here in l.a. this is from the postgame celebration after that game outside the staple centers. there was a little helicopter drone flying over people on the street. you know, people were able to buy these. and someone assumed it was a police drone. so like any good drunken hockey mob people started throwing things at it. hit it with a shirt and down it went. knocking a drone out of the sky is the 21st century equivalent of turning over a police car.
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the kings had their victory parade this afternoon. thousands of fans showed up in downtown l.a., including this gentleman, who had some trouble making what he hoped would be a serious point about hockey fans in l.a. >> i've been a fan personally since 1989. people from colder weather climates -- this guy -- go home, you're drunk. people from cold weather climates always assume -- one second, sir. people always assume that we're not fans because it's too hot to have hockey, we don't have a long, storied tradition. we do have a storied tradition. a lot of people don't know -- sir, please -- the first goaltender ever, the first goaltender to actually bring a helmet into the game. >> we're getting close to what you were saying -- >> how about that. >> jimmy: the old guy terrorizing the punk.
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the guy with an 18-inch mohawk is trying to make a statement. i don't know, i watched that like nine times today. after the parade the kings hosted a rally inside the staples center. l.a. mayor garcetti was there. people sometimes make fun of garcetti for being a pit of a square. today that went right out the window. >> on "jimmy kimmel" i look forward to hearing marry de blasio sing "i love l.a." you should all be happy i'm not singing tonight. there are two rules in politics. never, ever be pictured with a drink in your hand, and never swear. but this is a big [ bleep ] day. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look out, rob ford. someone's making a run at rob ford's funniest mayor title. we will be visited by mayor potty mouth in just a few
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minutes. you know, as he referenced, mayor garcetti made a bet on the series with new york mayor debecause i don't and the loser has to sing on the show. the kings won. tonight mayor debecause i don't is going to be singing "i love l.a." he's alsoing about going to provide our studio audience with hot dogs from gray's papaya in new york. a win-win-win. meanwhile, the biggest sport in the world right now is the world cup. the u.s. team played their first game against ghana today. not too many people expected them to win. not even their own coach. but they did. the american team scored almost immediately, scored 31 seconds into the game. it was the quickest goal for the united states in world cup history. and then there was nothing for 80 minutes until ghana tied it. and shortly after that, the americans headed it in with about nine minutes to go. they won 2-1. i'm not a huge soccer fan. but i have to say i'm really -- i'm glad we won, because -- the ghanaians have everything. all we have is this. [ cheers and applause ]
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next up, you know, you know who plays next? >> guillermo: on sunday against portugal. >> jimmy: portugal, that's right. citrus, barley, olives, barley and nuts. i went on wikipedia today. the other big sports news is last night the san antonio spurs really pounded the miami heat in game five of the finals. they are now the nba champions. miami was so far behind in the fourth quarter, they tried to pull their goalie, then he realized they don't have goalies. and they gave up. i will say -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: i think the thing i'm going to miss the most about the nba finals is spurs head coach gregg popovich. no one in sports has less tolerance for stupid questions than gregg popovich. this is from the press conference after game four. >> coach, all the other players did a great job in the past four games, so if you get a championship, who will be your finals mvp candidate, strongest
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one? >> next question? any other questions for coach? >> jimmy: by the way, the spurs won game four. that's gregg popovich happy. that's his smiley face. sometimes you're lucky if you even get that much from him. as these guys found out the hard way. >> let's go live to miami and there's gregg popovich. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see ya. you can see that gregg popovich is not what you would describe as forthcoming during interviews. he doesn't like to be interviewed. and that's why we're grateful to have him with us tonight live via satellite from san antonio. do we have that? yes, let's go to him live now. hello, coach, coach popovich. i don't know if you can hear me. i said hello, coach popovich. >> popovich. >> jimmy: i apologize. it's very good to talk to you. >> next question.
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>> jimmy: well, it wasn't a question, really. i just -- i said it was very good to talk to you. >> who cares? >> jimmy: okay. well, first up i'll say congratulations on winning the championship. i think -- i think this might be the best the spurs have ever looked. we've seen them in so many finals. >> who gives a [ bleep ] what you think? >> jimmy: i don't know. hey, what does getting your fifth ring mean to you, coach? coach? all right. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, coach popovich. oh, he's back. he's off to beat up some muppets, i guess. meanwhile, the fourth season of "game of thrones" came to a close last night. [ cheers and applause ] if there's one lesson that i take away from the show last night, it is, always lock your
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bathroom door. you just never know. circe lanister is here from "game of thrones." he's great on that show. i know you who saw the episode will understand, what a gift she had for her dad on father's day. you don't see it. father's day was yesterday. father's day is an odd holiday. it's sort of a congratulations for getting mom drunk day when you boil it down. economists estimate americans spend more than $1 billion each year on father's day gifts which sounds like a lot, but it's about 10 bucks a dad. thanks for nothing. i'm a father. to be perfectly honest with you, i'm a little bit upset. back in i think it was -- in 1998 my kids gave me a mug declaring me world's greatest dad. then yesterday i see some other guy with a mug that said world's greatest dad right on it. i was told that was the only one.
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i was duped. you know, a big part of being a father is figuring out when your children are lying to you. every kid lies to their parents. so in honor of father's day, we went out onto hollywood boulevard, we asked people to come clean, we asked people to share one lie they told their father. and to make it extra fun, we had dad stand right there next to them while they did it. >> right now, confess one lie that you've told your father. that he doesn't know. >> i wrecked my car in high school. >> i didn't know that. >> confess one lie that you told your dad. >> there was that one time when i accidentally dropped your toothbrush in the toilet. >> this is the first time i knew. >> confess one lie that you've told your dad. >> one time when ali and i said
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we're having a sleepover, we just -- we went to chicago. >> are you kidding me? >> confess one lie you've told your dad. >> i may have took some money from him. >> you stole money? do you think stealing's bad? >> yes. >> but you did it anyway? >> yes. >> confess one lie that you've told your dad. >> she's shy. >> yeah. that i found $20 on the street. >> where did the $20 come from? >> maybe his drawer. >> wow. >> confess one lie that you've told your father. >> um -- the first girl i kissed was susie. in second grade. >> but she's your sister. >> i know. >> "game of thrones" fans? >> no. not a "game of thrones" fan. >> i think you'd like it.
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>> yeah? >> what is the biggest lie that you've ever told your father? >> oh-oh. >> that i never smoked weed before. >> what? >> nobody got time for that [ bleep ]. >> that's a new one for me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. tonight on the show, from "game of thrones," lena headey is here, we have music from jungle, the mayor of new york is going to sing "i love l.a." whether he likes or not, and justin williams and alec martinez from the l.a. kings. we'll be right back with that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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and jalen rose from espn are going to give us a look behind the scenes of "espn countdown." music from a mysterious band, until tonight. this comes out on july 15th, music from jungle from the at&t stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, from the brand-new singing competition show "rising star," josh groban, ludacris, kesha, and brad paisley will be here together. brad's going to play music too. later this week, mike tyson, eric dana, from the championship san antonio tony parker, and music from young fathers and linkin park too. so join us for that. on friday night in double overtime our first guests and their teammates finished off a remarkable post-season run in the best possible way by winning it all on their home ice. >> williams hurries it back. rebound, score!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: from the stanley cup champion los angeles kings please welcome alec mr. teen nez and mvp justin williams! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for this. holy cow. that's something else. well, congratulations, guys. this has been a hell of a day, i bet. >> it's been pretty amazing with the parade and obviously coming here is pretty special. >> jimmy: you guys see anything weird on the parade route, anything strange? >> a lot of good
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people-watching, yeah. >> there's a lot of people with, you know, the god signs too. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i saw kind of a guy dancing on a bus stop which is kind of cool too. >> jimmy: nice, nice. have you guys been drinking nonstop since friday night? >> i've felt a lot better than i have right now. here we are. nothing too crazy. but, yeah. we've had fun. >> jimmy: who's the biggest celebrator on the team? >> we have a lot of those on our team. who do you think it would be? >> i don't know if it's one guy in particular. really really when we all get together we do a pretty good job of ripping up the town. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is the trophy for the mvp, the series, and you have to give this back, right? >> i do. we get a little tiny one for safekeeping. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you play so hard all year round, basically you get rental trophies.
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well, your name goes on this for all-time which has to be exciting. is there a guy on here that you're most excited to have your name aside? >> there's so many names on there. if you're a hockey fan you can just look at that and look at the names and it's -- it's pretty humbling to think you, me, is going to be on that trophy. so it's pretty cool. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know you shaved your beard. did you shave the beards all the way and now they're coming back? or did you just shave them to the stubble? >> i shaved mine to the stubble. no, it's not coming back for a while. >> jimmy: do you like the playoff tradition of beard-growing? >> i love it. i think it's been around forever. i think it's an awesome tradition. it's just -- it's just kind of nice once it's gone. >> jimmy: one nice tradition in hockey is the handshake. you guys line up and whatever happened, happened. and you shake hands with every player from the other team. is that as sportsmanlike as it seems to be watching it on television? >> it is.
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it's probably one of the coolest things i think after a series, after you've gutted it out with another team and, you know, you can put things aside, whatever you said during the playoffs, you know. sometimes it's not nice. you can shake his hand and say, you know what? hey, good series, regardless. and you're on your way. that's the best part. especially when you win, shaking hands. >> yeah, right. yeah. there's so much -- the stanley cup, it's -- truly like it's easily the best trophy in all of sports. and you guys each get to keep it for a day. and have you decided what you're going to do with this thing on your day? is this your day? this doesn't count as your day, does it? >> no, this isn't our day, this is kind of your day too. >> jimmy: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is the fans' day. >> jimmy: we have the -- this seems like to me the worst job ever is the keeper of the cup. you have to make sure this cup makes it back safely, correct? >> i do. >> jimmy: okay. what are some of the crazy things players have done with this? >> wow, we've been mountain
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climbing, we've been to sauna parties in finland, we've been canoeing, we've been ski doing. you think of it and it's almost been done. >> jimmy: guillermo what role do you play? i notice you're standing there. what's your role here? >> to make sure he does his job. >> jimmy: okay, okay. phil, i want did ask you because you get to decide what we can do, more specifically what we can't do, if we can do -- first thing i want to ask is, can we wash a dog in the stanley cup? >> nope. >> jimmy: no? feel free to boo him when he says no, guys. [ booing ] >> jimmy: can we flip it over and play it like a bongo? >> not that either. [ booing ] >> jimmy: can we spray paint it black in honor of the kings? >> not that one as well. [ booing ] >> jimmy: can we steam vegetables in it? >> can't do that one either. [ booing ] >> jimmy: can we give it a pair
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of fake boobs? this is l.a. >> unfortunately, not that one either. >> jimmy: can i take it outside, weld to it my car as a hood ornament? >> that's a no. [ booing ] >> jimmy: can we line the rim with salt and make a big margarita in it? [ cheers and applause ] >> that one. >> jimmy: okay, we're prepared. got a lime there. i got some tequila there. i got some mixers. we have some -- oh, good, guillermo, you got us salt. guys, i guess what we should rub the rim with lime and then salt it and then mix it up, huh? >> guillermo, how are you at making these? >> yeah, good. first we've got to put the ice. >> guillermo, you should help these guys, yeah. all right. ice first. how much ice, guillermo?
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>> a lot. >> a lot of ice. >> jimmy: put all of it in. >> guillermo: yeah, put all of it in. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's nice. can i do that? >> yeah, yeah. >> get in here. >> jimmy: i will. you mind? >> help us out here. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. >> add a little bit more of that tequila. >> jimmy: more of that tequila? all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. what about -- >> what do we do with this? >> can you do that, help us out? >> jimmy: yeah, guillermo, help us out here, we're white people. all right. all right. >> boy, looks pretty good. >> jimmy: yes, very salty. oh, that's nice. all right. let's do it. shall we? >> all right. >> oh, thank you.
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>> jimmy: is that -- you traditionally stir with a spatula? >> guillermo: yeah. >> oh, we have straws, there we are. [ cheers and applause ] >> shall we? >> yeah. >> cheers. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very good. you guys stay here, all right? when we come back, he lost a bet and now he's going to pay new york mayor bill de blasio will sing "i love l.a." when we return! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by at&t. mobilizing your world. 5. our clients need a lot of attention. there's unlimited talk and text. we're working deals all day. you get 10 gigabytes of data to share. what about expansion potential? add a line anytime for 15 bucks a month. low dues... great terms...
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electric mar tee knees. the l.a. kings defeated the rangers to win the stanley cup. as is the tradition the mayors of the cities made a wager on the outcome. the bet was if the kings lost mayor garcetti would have to sing "new york, new york." if the kings lost mayor deblaz i don't would have to sing "i love l.a." please welcome mayor garcetti! [ cheers and applause ] >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: welcome, welcome,. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i enjoyed your performance at the rally today. >> you've got to remember we didn't win in long ball, we won in hockey.
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kids out there, do not say what your mayor said today. >> jimmy: they told us not the curse, then the mayor came out and cursed. >> if i could vote you'd have my vote. >> jimmy: all right, this is a sweet part of it. because we're going to go live now to new york city where your east coast counterpart, mayor bill de blasio, is standing by. let's go to him right now. i believe he is at the abc studios in new york. hello, mayor. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. >> jimmy, i always wanted to meet you but not like this, man. >> jimmy: well, thank you first of all for making good on your bet. you're a strong man for doing that. >> well, jimmy, we new yorkers honor our bets. but i don't have that great a singing voice. so i've got some friends here to help me out. these are the kids from the 52nd street project here in manhattan. [ cheers and applause ] they're going to help us do this. ready, guys? all right. >> jimmy: are you guys ready? here we go. ♪ look out the window get out the beach boys baby ♪
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♪ we're going to ride till we get it ride it no more ♪ ♪ from the ballet from the west side to the east side ♪ ♪ everybody's very happy cause the sun is shining all the time ♪ ♪ another perfect day i love l.a. ♪ ♪ we love it ♪ i love l.a. ♪ we love it >> jimmy: wow. nicely done. [ cheers and applause ] mayor de blasio, you look like a counselor at the worst camp ever. >> jimmy, this is a hostage situation. i did my best. >> jimmy: you have one more payoff to make, i believe. is that correct?
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(dad) we lived... thanks to our subaru. ♪ (announcer) love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. >> jimmy: still to come, music from jungle. if you missed last night's big season finale of "game of thrones" you missed a lot. our next guest plays the brotherly loving and brotherly hating queen cersei lannister. please say hello to lena headey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? it's good to see you. what a great -- not just final show but the whole season was really, really great this year. congratulations on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did you watch the finale last night? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: you did. with a group, did you watch it by yourself, how do you do it?
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>> we went to friend of a friend of a friend who i'd never met. >> jimmy: wow. >> but we took booze. and watched and drank all of it. and then -- which was great. and then my friends would not die. let's go karaoking! it was a very bizarre night. >> jimmy: what did you sing at karaoke? >> nothing. >> jimmy: you're one of those watchers, huh? >> i'm a watcher. >> jimmy: that's fine, the world needs watchers too. >> yes, dirty watchers. >> jimmy: a lot of people in our studio audience here, most of them are vacation, have not seen the finale last night. so you'll have to plug your ears or something or whatever. but, well suffice it to say it was the worst father's day ever for your dad. and, yeah, you gave him a different that no daughter should ever give her father. >> well, don't [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good advice. very good advice. the characters on the show have
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an unusually high mortality rate. compared to other tv shows. how does it work? do you have like a big like going away thing? there is a ceremony or something you do for each of the actors when their character is killed off the show? >> we -- i feel terrible, no, we don't. we should. >> jimmy: you don't, nothing? >> no. >> jimmy: pack your stuff, security will see you to the door? >> i'm still here! >> jimmy: have you looked ahead at the books to see how your character fares? of course they sometimes do depart from the book. but have you looked to see what's going to happen to cersei? >> no. i mean, you know david danly who write the show, mensa geniuses, they like to tease us with fake pages occasionally which is really unfair. >> jimmy: they do. >> my mom reads the books and she heat lights, this is going to be great! >> jimmy: i see. so she knows what's going on. >> yes.
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>> jimmy: she's looking out for you. >> yes. >> jimmy: it seems like you might be -- your character is so conniving and kunning and really terrible. i mean, really like terrible. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but in the best possible way. you know, i found myself -- i have to say i found myself, these evil characters that you start to hate, like king joffrey, for instance, who was your son on the show -- >> brilliant jack. >> jimmy: he's such -- i miss them almost immediately when they get killed. you're happy the character gets killed, that was a great character, now the character's not on the show anymore. it's a little bit odd. >> let's bring him back. >> jimmy: is that a possibility, can you bring them back? >> who knows, things rise up out of the ground all the time it seems to me. >> jimmy: you posted some instagram photos -- well, this came out, for those who watch the show you will understand that this was kind of a spoiler, although i don't think people knew it at the time. this is you and the actor who played the red viper. and this is how he wound up
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dying. >> yeah. >> jimmy: his eyes got thumbed out of the sockets. did you have to get clearance to do this? >> no. >> jimmy: you did not. were people upset with you when you did this? >> they haven't said so. >> jimmy: they haven't said no. >> maybe i'm die this year. >> jimmy: because i saw this then, you posted on your instagram also, which is everyone thought was a reference to a character from the books. and everyone thought, since you did the last one, this meant lady stoneheart -- is that the name of the character? >> yes. >> jimmy: was going to be part of the show, then that didn't happen. >> no, that was me drunk in palm springs. going, this is so pretty! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: well -- no one -- no one drinks a goblet of wine like you do on "game of thrones." in character, of course. so i thought -- i was wondering if you would like to do this with me, and i know you've agreed to do it already, so thank you in advance.
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but we have goblets. this is a goblet. and we've got some wine. [ cheers and applause ] i thought it would be fun to talk to each other "game of thrones" style. okay? all right? [ cheers and applause ] shall we begin? >> yes. >> jimmy: should i pour the drink? or do you -- how does it -- >> don't touch it. >> jimmy: don't touch it, all right. we've already begun. >> yes. >> jimmy: here we go. thank you. >> that is a lovely tie. it's a shame it's around such a worthless neck. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well. thank you for coming today. i know you have a busy schedule,
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doing sex with your brother must be exhausting. [ cheers and applause ] >> so. you host a television program. how fun. you should enjoy it while it lasts. >> jimmy: you know, you're so good on the show. is it a challenge to play cersei? or you naturally suck the life out of every room you enter? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> you have such a way with words. i wonder if you'll be as clever when i have your tongue ripped from your throat. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's always so nice
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having you on the show. it's a pity that this is the last time. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> the last time. i believe your wife must say that do you every night. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nicely done. you are the master. lena headey, everyone! we'll be right back with the jungle! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.
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what's with the suit? oh, i had to go to the bank. if you look legit they give you special treatment. seriously? seriously, yeah. the banker dude set up my checking account so if i make one deposit a month, no monthly maintenance fee. special treatment! citizens bank, right? yep. you know they do that one deposit checking thing for everyone, right? and...you got mustard on your suit. actually, it's your suit. one deposit checking. only from citizens bank. one deposit of any amount each statement period waives the monthly maintenance fee. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank mayor deblasio, mayor garcetti, the stanley cup, the l.a. kings, lena headey, and i want to
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apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first this is their self-titled album, it's out july 15th, making their television debut in the united states with the song "busy earning," jungle! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ so you come a long way but you'll never have me never have things
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for a normal life ♪ ♪ it's time to busy earnin' you can't get enough ♪ ♪ note can't get enough ♪ ♪ this busy earnin' you can't get enough you think that all your time is used ♪ ♪ too busy earning you can't get enough ♪ ♪ and i get always but i bet it won't change no ♪ ♪ damn that's a boring life it's quite busy earnin' you can't get enough ♪ ♪ ♪ this busy earnin' you can't get enough you think that all your time is used ♪
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this is "nightline." tonight, air raid caught on camera. the story behind the mile-high meltdown that ended in an emergency landing. what made this passenger lose it and why this is happening more than ever nowadays. and the telltale signs that make flight attendants extra vigilant. plus, no rope no, safety equipment, and no turning back. meet the extreme mountain climber -- >> i choose my risks carefully. >> -- who's built a career by defying death. >> this is a thank god moment, right? >> a little bit. and, big money bromance. they're back and more profitable than ever.
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