good night. >> jimmy: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- from "rising star", host josh groban and experts ludacris, kesha, and brad paisley. creator of youtube's vsauce, michael stevens plus brad paisley performs and now settle down, here's

jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: one of the fun things about working here in hollywood is people come to see the show from all over, and you learn a lot of things from them. last night i was talking to the audience during a commercial break, and i met a woman. well, that's the end of the story. i met a woman. don't tell my wife. i met a woman who told me that she called in sick to work yesterday so she could come to the show and go to the big l.a. kings victory parade downtown. i got into the details of what she told me what the excuse was. turns out not just did she call in sick, she drove to a hospital, took a picture of herself in the hospital and posted it on facebook to make it facebook legit. i didn't know that was a thing. have you heard of this before? i guess the idea is if you didn't post it on facebook, it didn't happen. i asked the people about this today. i'm told that couples don't really consider themselves to be an item until they change their relationship status on facebook. when you declare yourself in a

relationship, you become facebook legit. you have to be careful with that because you don't want to make it too facebook legit to quit because you can never break up. you can't be far off from a priest saying i now pronounce you facebook legit until of man and wife. it occurred to me today that i have never posted a selfie from the show on facebook. this show is facebook illegitimate right now. it's illegit. we need to remedy that. i need to take one with you right now. all right? all right. there you go. now i'm going to tag you all in it. what should i write? do you use hash tags? i forgot how to use my phone.

facebook legit. all right. and now i will post that, and it's going, and i think it happened. i think -- yeah, looks like it happened. we put it up. >> how does that -- how can they like it before i post it? there are facebook psychics out there who know all this stuff. what happened? what did you do? >> oh, you did. well, he facebook legit too. we have quite a line-up of guests tonight. the host and what they're calling the panel experts from the new singing competition show "rising star."

josh groban, kesha, and ludacris too. some sort of weird itunes play list. you know, there are a lot of singing competition shows on television. this one is a little different from the others. for one thing the judges on this show, or the experts will be armed. if they don't like the way you sing, they can shoot at your feet. it's going to be fun. we have some very exciting news coming out of the city of toronto today. the city clerk's office received a letter last night from none other than mayor rob ford that says he will be leaving rehab and back to work on june 30th. i guess this is going to be the best summer ever after all. this is a letter mayor ford sent. it says something about i will resume my duties as mayor of toronto on june 30th. this is the quote. in the later portion of the afternoon. even if n his official notice to return to work two weeks from now, he says he is going to be late. and you can tell it's from him because he signed his name in

barbecue sauce. the letter also requests that this restore the lock. i guess when the mayor went to rehab, they changed the locks on his office. he asked in the letter that they change them back before he returns. otherwise, i guess he just busts straight through the walls like the kool-aid man. he claims to be working out and losing weight in rehab. i think -- if i was mayor ford, when i came back to city hall, i would hire a guy who looks like ryan gosling to pretend to be me. just leap out of the limo. hello, ladies. that's just how i would do it if i was mayor. the world cup resumes. the big brazil matchup ended up in a 0-0 tie. why does everybody say that's good for mexico? >> because we didn't lose. >> you didn't lose.

do they realize they get the same result if they did not play the game? >> yeah. >> all three of today's games were jam packed with high octane excitement. the battle between russia and korea is our world cup play of the day. >> why would -- the united states team plays portugal on sunday, and not only will there be humans watching the game, but there's a dog that will be watching too. this happened during a game on sunday between argentina and bosnia. now, a guy -- i guess his dog was going nuts watching the game getting very into the action. tvs are so good now that dogs

don't know if the ball is in the room or in brazil anymore. look at that. he wants to get it. he really wants to get it. it's going to be the opening scene to air bud 2. there's another dog in the room too, which we will see in a second. he is not -- dog is more into golf, that guy. guillermo, which game did you watch? >> brazil-mexico. >> i know you were watching yesterday too because i called you on instagram. >> if you don't follow his social media accounts, here's what you are missing out on. around 2:30 yesterday afternoon he posted this to instagram. it said i can't wait. 30 more minutes. go usa. then after that he posted this. this is after the game. well done, usa. then, finally, this photograph, great game, usa with the same picture. each time you see him you see

something new. the hardwood floors. the thermostat. where post the same picture of yourself three different times? >> oh, because -- >> are you trying to break kim and kanye's record? is that what it is? >> no. >> this is great. new york jets quarterback michael vick host aid charity event in hampton, virginia. they had a dinner, a football camp, golf tournament, and a celebrity softball game. during the softball game vick smacked a home run despite the fact that it was deemed he has no idea of how baseball works. >> maybe he learned to play in australia? you go around that way, they subtract a run. while we're on the subject of athletes with their own unique sense of direction, in my

opinion the professional athlete who has provided us with the most entertainment over the past six to ten years is meta world peace. we must never forget that he changed his name to that. we played an elaborate prank on meta. we set up a fake animal rescue organization, and it went so well we decided to screw with him again. we teamed up with meta's friend and former teammate amare stoudemire. he asked meta to give a speech at a charity event for a charity that does not exist. the driver that picked him up just happened to be my cousin sal in disguise. >> there he is. that's him.

sfwlo sorry i'm late, you guys. i got lost. so you a basketball player? sorry, i don't watch sports too much. >> no, long time ago, but -- >> was that fun? >> not anymore. i don't want to -- >> what do you do now? professional texter? i'm going to give you some privacy. >> thank you. >> you got it. >> you guys, i'm sorry. i don't want to interrupt you. i have a joke. what do you call 12 millionaires sitting around a tv watching the nba playoffs? the lakers. >> that's good. >> right? >> or the knicks. >> go text that one to your friends. here we go.

>> hey, sal. >> hey, did you hear about donald sterling? what a jerk, huh? you know, i went to pick him up one day, and he refused to get in the car because i was black. you get it? >> yeah. >> all right. >> hey, sport, can you do me a favor and sign this ball for me? i really appreciate it. for my daughter. like i said, i don't watch sports, but she loves you guys. all of you. i got a sharpy here. >> do it when we get out. >> here you go. thanks. >> how is that ball coming?

>> i'm going to do it once we get out of the car. >> once we get out of the car? >> yeah. >> we're not moving until he signs it. >> you can sign that now because it gets really -- i could get in the accident on the way there and if you don't do it, it's my fault. >> put this back up? >> oh, because i was -- >> i don't want to -- >> he is trying to ignore you? >> i think we got off on the wrong foot with the whole -- >> no, that's okay. >> let me tell you one more joke? >> we have to finish up. >> i'll tell you one more joke. >> what do you -- >> hey, sorry to bother you, but for the ride back we have to order ahead. do you guys want chicken or fish? >> nothing. >> nothing? >> no. >> a salad or something?

>> nothing. >> my girlfriend made soup if you want it. >> you're putting that thing up again, huh? >> sal, play some mariachi music. he hates it. >> i'm going to play you some music, okay? ♪ >> oh, is he trying to turn the volume down. >> can you pull over right here for a second? >> what's that? >> will you pull over? >> i can't really hear you because of the music. >> right here. >> i can't -- i got -- >> you got to get to the right.

>> i'm going to go left. >> no, right here on the right. >> i'm getting a little nervous. >> he is ready to get out. >> ready to get out. >> there we go, guys. >> can you stop right here? right here. right here, sir. >> got to get you to the destination. i'll get in a lot of trouble. >> no, right here. >> you want to get out here? >> right here. right here. >> are you leaving? >> you going to sign the basketball or what?

>> let me out of here. >> i think our job is done here, right, amare? >> right, brother. >> we got -- >> we're getting him back. >> oh, my goodness. >> i'm sorry, metta. we promise never to do that again. tonight on the show from youtube michael stevens is here and music from brad paisley, and we'll be back to chat with brad, concern -- kesha, and ludikris too, so stick around. the lowest price

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>> the wooet would continue moving as it had been and be flung due east at 5,000 miles an hour. you wouldn't be flung into space because it's 4,800 miles an hour, but your body would instantly become a 9.5 inch caliber bullet. well, really more of a supersonic tumbleweed. >> that's a bad thing if that happens. the voice behind that and many other videos like it, michael stevens. will he tell us what the biggest hole on earth is. do you know what it is, guillermo? >> no idea. >> jimmy: his new album is called moonshine in the trunk. can you get a dui for that? it comes out august 25th. brad paisley. tomorrow night mike tucson will be with us. jason will be here, and we'll

have music from young fathers on thursday from the nba champion san antono spurs eric parker, eric bana and music from linkin park. tonight four individuals who together look like a grand total of six names. they have been united to form a justice league of experts to help make or break the spirit of up and coombers on the new singing competition show "rising star." it premiers 9:00 this sunday on abc. ludacris, brad paisley, kesha, and josh groban. >> jimmy: when i heard we were going to do a singing competition show, which, you know, is -- then i heard that

they got you guys to do it, this is an impressive group. >> we're starting a singing group of our own called wtf. >> i love it. >> it's going to be really amazing. >> jimmy: is there any possibility that you will collaborate on a project? i would love to see brad and ludacris doing it. >> everybody is already talking about that. >> that could be fan fastic. >> you never know what will happen. >> jimmy: for those of you that don't know how this works exactly, tell me if i'm wrong, but you download an app, and once have you the app on your phone or your computer or whatever, you can then vote on whether the singers get to stay or if they have to -- it's kind of like a combination of "american idol" and "angry birds." >> the best thing is it's while they're singing. that person is standing there looking at that screen, and they know if they're going to make it or not as they're in the middle of their song. i can't even imagine.

>> all based on people swiping yes or no. it's like tinder for talent. it is absolutely. they can see it as they're singing on this giant wall in front of them how america is voting. they decide based on the immediate votes that come in whether or not the wall will rise or not. >> jimmy: a funny thing because usually on these shows they start arguing with the judges and they think they're -- whatever. when america tells you -- if 90% of america tells you stink, you kind of have to go with that, right? >> i get that on twitter normal. i'm still here. >> works for me. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, last night you guys did something interesting. you broke into both the east coast and west coast feeds of "the bachlorette," which is a dangerous thing to do because people take it very seriously. the only people that don't take the bachlorette seriously are the bachelors themselves. you break in live, and we have video for this, and help me out.

i want to talk. there's josh. you're the host of the show. >> he is very loebl. >> jimmy: you're up on the stage explaining what's going on. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: we see brad. the experts here. where's luda? >> jimmy: this is your first appearance with the rest of the gang. >> i can't do anything but tell the honest truth, right? >> that's not interesting. >> filming fast and furious 7, this is a date that has been on the books for the longest. they would not let me off set. when dealing with multimillion-dollar -- like millions and millions of dollars it was just one of those times that i was not able to make it. i apologized. >> jimmy: america is going to vote on this? >> they do. that's why i had to do my best to let everybody know exactly what happened, but, hey, i'm here now. because i'm on jimmy kimmel.

>> i'm up there having to explain where ludacris is, and it was explained to me before i went on live across the country that ludacris was in a helicopter and couldn't land, and he is in -- i'm thinking, man, that is bad ass. that's amazing. like, that is just -- what an entrance. >> rappers are always late. that's what people always say. >> didn't say that. >> jimmy: in a way you said it, ludacris. tell me about this wall. there's a wall. >> really big. >> jimmy: it's a big wall. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the singers are behind the wall. >> they sing for their lives, and it's terrifying. i would never do it. but i'm so excited to see it. terrifying. >> jimmy: when you say they sing for their loifz, do they die behind the wall? >> that's what you don't see. >> that would be something else. >> jimmy: the wall comes down if they make it. >> the wall comes up. you want to raise the wall. >> jimmy: i'm just trying to explain to everybody.

>> they sing for their lives, and they see pictures. they see your selfies. you can say selfies. you can take interesting selfies. >> jimmy: what do you mean by that? >> i just -- i can't wait to see a [ bleep ] pic on the wall. >> jimmy: oh really? >> is this show live? i think kesha is going to be a problem. >> i think -- >> jimmy: i think we're going to see kesha replaced about three weeks in. they'll get the call, and kesha will be gone. >> so basically what she's saying is while you're voting -- >> jimmy: josh, you're in trouble as the host of this show. >> while you're voting let's say it's peter or jimmy, you are -- your picture is going up on the wall as you are voting. if it happens to be your face, it's your face, but -- >> they're going to do -- >> now we're truly in trouble.

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>> jimmy: we're back with the -- you guys are not the judges on "rising star." well, josh, you're the host. you guys are what they're calling the experts. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is the difference between an expert and a judge? >> i can tell you we know what we're doing. we're considered, you know, experts in the field of this and josh is not. >> what is song? who is sing sng i have no idea

what's going on. >> we have 7% of the vote for the wall to rise. >> jimmy: you have 7%. between you? or you each get 7%. >> each get 7%. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem like enough. 21% is all you get. maybe in future seasons you'll be able to negotiate a higher percentage. had you guys met before? did any of you know each other before then? >> brad and i had been on the tv show called the crazy ones before. brad was playing himself doing a country jingle, and i was playing a character named danny chase, who is like a hot shot jingle writer, and in the story i hated him because he voted me off of a singing competition. >> yeah, that's true. >> in the show he punches me in the face. >> that's going to happen. >> he promises he will connect. >> jimmy: you cannot purchl the other judges in the face. not allowed to punch the host. that's how it works. it's me of this show. no punching the host.

did you guys know each other? >> no. >> that's not true. >> we played -- >> we've done shows together, but we never, like aring formally met. >> my -- made out with your door manager. i'm not lying. they went and -- >> this is why you need to watch "rising star" live on television right here. i love it. >> jimmy: you guys never met. keshas is saying we did meet. >> our tour managers met. >> his tour manager met my assistant. >> at the end of the day we both love -- so it doesn't matter. i feel like i've known her all my life now that -- >> jimmy: to you do you forget kesha, by the way? >> it was the third time you were on this show, you had no memory of ok the previous two. >> it happens. it happens. i can hardly remember what happened yesterday. >> jimmy: you didn't show up.

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contestant as a true artist even though they just sang a karaoke song? >> we do. >> jimmy: do you promise to implement a contestant's outfit when you can't find anything positive to say about their performance? >> we do. >> jimmy: do you promise to leave the show at some point and come back another season as if nothing ever happened? >> we do. >> yes. >> jimmy: josh, as host do you promise not to trick the audience into thinking you're about to give a result only to dramatically throw to commercial? >> i -- we'll answer that after the break. >> jimmy: by the power vested in my by ryan seacrest productions i now pronounce you the expert panel and host of the show "rising star." let's make it legit. we have to facebook legitimatize it. >> we want me to help you take that selfie? >> jimmy: will you help me, kesha, because i'm not good at that sort of thing. >> where is the button? >> jimmy: it's right there. wait.

we all have to get in. >> scrunch in. i can't see -- >> jimmy: kesha is not good at it, it turns out. i'm going to go ahead and post that. it has begun. "rising star" begins sunday at 9:00 here on abc. we will be right back with michael stevens. hey, mr. smith. want to try out my time machine? it runs on doritos. [ barks ] sure. so now what? got to put the whole bag in. okay. yes! it's really working, jimmy! [ humming, thumping ] [ humming ] [ thumping ] this is the greatest moment of my life! get out of my yard! [ birds chirping ] jimmy? you're so old. [ crunch! ]

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quantum mechanics. >> jimmy: forget it. you are not a teacher. you're just good at explaining things. >> i'm excited about a lot of things, and i want to make that excitement sort of contagious, you know. when you see that someone else is now as obsessed with that weird topic that you are. >> jimmy: i think you do. many of the, i happened upon some of your videos on youtube sxishgs thought, oh, we have to get this guy. i would like to talk to him. the questions that you -- well, you don't always answer them. i think you try to answer them. some of them are kind of unanswerable. >> yeah. they're unanswerable, but they are exciting. like why do we kiss? right? seriously. who were the first two people to kiss? hey, i like you. let's pretend to each other but not swallow? then what? some other couple is looking over there thinking why don't we do that? actually we don't know exactly why, but there are theories. by looking at what those theories can tell us about human nature, we can learn a lot, and you go hoping to watch people

kiss. >> jimmy: do people in other -- like in every culture, do they kiss? don't eskimos have like a butterfly kiss? >> oh, my favorite is the caterpillar kiss? that's when you go like this like right on their lip oorz cheek or wherever you want? >> jimmy: who does that? >> just me. >> jimmy: okay. your videos have been viewed like more than 600 million times. >> there are three vsauce channels. v sauce is one. vsauce 2, and vsauce 3. >> jimmy: okay. all right. i didn't know it was a fill in the blank situation. >> i'm not a teacher, but they're super fun. the host of the channels are brilliant. jason and kevin are great. all together, a billion views now. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. where do the questions come from? >> they come from everywhere. they come from like a weird thought that i'll have, right? like the kissing one. i just recently got a

girlfriend, and i'm, like, whoa, here's an episode idea. this is different all of a sudden. i was just in new zealand, okay, meeting her parents for the first time, and i'm, like, i'm on the other side of the world. right? i'm about, like -- water circles in a different direction, right? now i'm starting to think about the world and how the world spins and what if the earth stops spinning? that's where that came from. >> jimmy: meeting your girlfriend's parents, that's what you think about? what about the question i mentioned wrerl in the show. is it the biggest hole on earth or the deepest? i would guess that was the grand canyon. >> well -- wow. i mean, how do you define a hole? that's a whole big question. what i want to know is -- joep literally. literally. >> it's the whole question, in

fact. the deepest hole. right? the deepest hole used to be created by the soviet union. used to be in russia. seven and a half miles deep, right? now they dug one that's slightly deeper that's in the middle east for oil, but, jimmy, that's the deepest hole ever. we couldn't make it deeper because it got hotter than we expected down there. we've never gone back to the hole. it's welded shut now. seven and a half miles deep. we send people into outer space hundreds of thousands of miles, but we can't even go more than eight miles down. >> jimmy: because you get into the molten core of the earth? >> you're not even close to the molten core. >> jimmy: what's so hot down there? are there demons? >> jimmy, there might be. right? this is -- it's amazing that the mysteries of space are cool and huge, but there are mysteries right down there. not even as far away. >> jimmy: you sometimes take

questions from kids. are they basic questions, or do the kids have -- are the kids questions better or worse than adult wez? >> oh, they're better.ryr8ie adults have questions that adults to get mad at me. they're fine, but kids are amazing. they'll just be like, michael, what's the opposite of a duck? i'm, like, whoa. let's take that seriously. we might accidentally learn more about ducks than we ever thought possible. right? >> jimmy: yeah. and what is the opposite of a duck? >> subscribe to my youtube channel. >> jimmy: you're going to figure it out? >> i'll try my best. wish me luck. >> jimmy: it can't be -- let's try to figure this out right now. >> okay. so what's an opposite? opposites attract. maybe it's just duck food. you see, it's thinking outside the box. >> jimmy: if opposites attract, is that a phrase -- is that meaningful, or is that when it comes to relationships? i mean, like opposites don't

necessarily attract, do they? like if fire and water are opposites, they don't really attract? i mean certainly -- sflo they don't get along very well. >> jimmy: no. maybe we have a problem with opposites attract with just to start with. >> do you want to co-write this episode? >> i would like to be involved in this one. i think i can help you figure this out. the rest i will be of no help, but something as odd as that one, i would like to figure out what the opposite of a duck is, and at the end of the episode i would like to kill it. >> whoa. you know what, i would like this idea. >> jimmy: do you have a vsauce 4 where you kill things at the end of it? >> soon to be hosted by you. >> jimmy: i think i would fit in well with the rest of the guys. >> i brought you a fact. i'm super chooitd excited to be here. it's mind-blowing to be here. do you realize, this couch is the ultimate piece of celebrity memorabilia. >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> thanks for asking. humans are shedding skin cells all the time. like 30,000 to 40,000 every

hour. >> jimmy: okay. >> think of all the famous people who have sat here. i did the math. i talked to your producers about how many guests you had on, how long this couch has been used. there are about 5.5 million famous cells hidden inside the fabric of this couch. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's something. >> excuse me while i try to add, like, more. >> jimmy: you're saying we could hybridize kesha and oprah, both of who have sat on that couch, and chaet kraet our own -- >> jurassic park of celebrities that have been on your show. >> jimmy: that's a great idea. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you and i have a lot to work on, my friend. again, the channel is called vsauce. there's three of them. csauce 1, vsauce two, and v sauce -- what is the other one? >> v sauce 3. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with brad paisley.

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sxwli like to thank ludacris, josh groban. "nightline is next," but, first, this is a song that comes out august 6th. here with the song river bank, brad paisley. ♪ ♪ well i won two dollars on a scratch-off ticket ♪ ♪ so i went back to the counter and i bought two more with it ♪ ♪ and i won ten bucks and that was just right so i bought a six pack and a bag of ice ♪

♪ you know even if our ship came in and this is all we got ♪ ♪ it ain't like we really need a million dollar yacht 'cause ♪ ♪ we got an inner tube we got a trailer hitch we're near the river and far from rich ♪ ♪ but we have got each other and gas in the tank ♪ ♪ we're laughing all the way to the river bank ♪ >> summer of 2014! ♪ still can you imagine if we ever struck it i'd go shoot tequila take a lime and suck it ♪ ♪ and we'd tell our bosses they can do the same ♪ ♪ we'll find a big cruise ship and buy the whole dang thing ♪ ♪ we'd sail around the world and go to shore in a dingy ♪ ♪ but till that dream comes true why don't you grab your bikini 'cause ♪ ♪ we got an inner tube we got a trailer hitch

we're near the river and far from rich ♪ ♪ but we have got each other and gas in the tank ♪ ♪ we're laughing all the way to the river bank ♪ ♪ however it goes whatever happens we've got it made in these shades ♪ ♪ 'cause baby we can float behind this boat we can ride away ♪ ♪ ♪ we got an inner tube we got a trailer hitch

we're near the river and far from rich ♪ ♪ but we have got each other and gas in the tank ♪ ♪ and it's a beautiful day we're laughing all the way to the river bank ♪ ♪ captions by vitac ♪

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