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>> jimmy: right before i came out, there was a guy named rodney that works here. he goes, check your zipper. i did one of these. and it was fine. it was zipped up. we've had a lot of visitors from out of town tonight. if this is your first time in hollywood, those super heroes outside, they will not save you. if your life is in danger, they will be of no help. in fact, they'll probably be the reason your life is in danger. i notice there are new transformers outside. that's because there's a new movie. a new spiderman movie comes out, all of a sudden the street is crawling with spidermans. if you haven't seen the previous three transformers, there are these alien cars that turn into robots. there, you're all caught up. [ laughter ]
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you have enough of the movie. one of the stars of that movie is here with us tonight. her name is nicola peltz. and the one and only bob newhart, comedy legend. personally, he's one of my all-time favorites and it's an honor him being here tonight. hi, bob. that was the first tv drinking game. someone would say hi bob and you would take a drink. guillermo, maybe we should play it on the show tonight. [ applause ] go get the bucket. >> i'll go get two. >> jimmy: i was just kidding, but go ahead, man. speaking of drinking, the u.s. team was back in the world cup today. here in l.a., people got up early to watch the game at 9:00 a.m. the american team played germany. it was a highly anticipated
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match. the last time they squared off, tom hanks died so matt damon could go home. but germany beat us 1-0. but the good news is, no one was bitten in this game. even though the u.s. lost, we still advance to the next round because in soccer, nothing makes sense at all. there's no rhyme or reason for it. [ applause ] on tuesday, our team mays the winner of group h, which is belgium. belgium is home to two main linguistic groups, the dutch speaki inin ining flemish popul the french speaking population. the belgiums are favored to beat us, but they're not the power house germany is. bars all over l.a. were packed with soccer fans. a lot of german fans. we sent a camera crew to a local
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german bar and we turned the people who were there to see the game into a game. so what's going to happen is, we will see a person on screen, that person will introduce him or herself and we'll try to guess if they are already drunk at 9:00 a.m. okay? we don't condone that kind of behavior. where's guillermo by the way? but it is fun to observe. so let's start. >> drew from iowa. >> are you already hammered? >> is drew from iowa already hammered? >> yes! >> jimmy: let's find out. >> yes. >> anything you want to say to the fans? >> number one, world war i, world war ii, usa. >> jimmy: we won those. next. >> brendan, los angeles. >> are you already hammered? >> jimmy: is brendan?
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>> no! >> jimmy: we have a mix here. let's see. >> no. german roots. i grew up there. this is breakfast. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: breakfast is the most important drink of the day, they say. next up. >> zach from pass tina. >> kyle from the city of industry. >> it's 9:51 a.m. are you already hammered yet? >> yes! >> jimmy: what gave it away, the giant beer? let's see what they say. >> yeah, i'm pretty tanked. >> yeah. i'm toast right now. >> how many beers have you had? >> i've had two of these giant things. >> i've been rocking the stein. >> jimmy: thanks, bros. let's look at the next. >> i'm doc from burbank, california. and i'm from germany, as well. >> are you already hammered? >> no!
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>> jimmy: is this immigrant from germany already hammered? let's find out. >> yes, i am. who isn't? who isn't? we're celebrating. cheers. [ applause ] >> jay from glendale. >> are you already hammered? >> yes! >> jimmy: oh, poor jay. let's find out. >> no. almost. >> almost? >> yes, i'm hammered. >> jimmy: probably just kicked in. he talked himself into it. and finally -- >> i'm diana suarez. >> are you hammered yet? >> yes! >> jimmy: it would be no fun if
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she wasn't. >> i've been hammered since yesterday. it's my birthday. >> can you spell jergen clemsen? >> i've had three beers. i've had three beers. they're big beers. it's my birthday. i'm 33. i can't do this. oh, [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: i don't foresee her making it to 34. but thank you for participating. not everyone was there to drink. some people wanted to watch the game and those fans were rewarded with this, our world cup play of the day. ♪ [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: give you a minute to catch your breath. you know that -- look who's back. you were gone for like half an hour. >> i had to make it myself. >> jimmy: you have to make what? >> the shot of tequila. >> jimmy: you had to ferment the liquor? >> there was no bar tender back there. >> jimmy: oh, my god. they left the bar tender staff gone, was there budget cuts? >> he went to the restroom. >> jimmy: go in there and ask if he can help you. >> all right. i'll go back. >> jimmy: he doesn't know when i'm kidding. you know that player from uruguay, luis suarez who bit the italian player, he's been ordered to pay a final of $112,000. he is suspended for nine games and banned for all soccer related events for four months and they're also putting him on
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soft food for a while. and there was another drama involving the team from ghana. the players threatened to boycott today unless they got paid first. after the world cup is done, fifa, the governing body, sending the money to the country, to ghana's soccer federation and it's distributed to the players. but this being africa, the players felt it was work is fifa would send it to the ghana soccer federation, but they demanded to be paid up front in cash. it went to the president of ghana, who had to put $3 million in cash on a plane and send it to brazil, which sounds like a nicholas cage movie. but the players got their money, and they hit the field today as scheduled and they lost. each one of the players from ghana is carrying $130,000 cash around. that seems safe, right?
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it's ashame it had to happen like that. you know who i bet would have happy to help the ghana players strapped for cash? donald sterling. what we call a win-win, right. and tonight in brooklyn, the nba draft, also known as purchase a giant day, i love the nba draft. it's the world's largest gathering of young men who have four buttons down the front of their suit jackets. cleveland had the number one overall pick and took andrew wiggens from the university of kansas, who has already announced plans to heave the team to may in miami. here's a heartwarming story. a chinese billionaire, his name is chen, held his own charity event yesterday in new york. he invited homeless people to lunch at a fancy restaurant in central park. >> chinese recycling tycoon is
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providing hunls of homeless people with a meal and cash handout. he took out a full-page ad on monday to announce the event. he said he will give each of the attendees $300, and he will provide some entertainment at the luncheon himself. ♪ >> reportedly, he will perform "we are the world." >> jimmy: the reason he invited homeless people is because no one else would listen to him sing. would you hike to hear more? ♪ we are the world, we are the children ♪ >> the musical portion at least went off as billed. the chinese tycoon serenaded his rendition of "we are the world." most of his audience had earlier boarded buses at the new york city rescue mission. >> i forgot what the chinese
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guy's name is, but i think he's doing a real good thing. >> i agree. i think it's very nice. weird, but it's nice. had i seen his performance of "we are theworld" a year ago, i would have asked him to sing at my wedding. i've got to get in touch with this guy. we could use a singing billionaire on the show, right? can you imagine? things start to get slow, bring in the singing billionaire. ♪ we are the world, we are the children ♪ >> jimmy: i don't know what they need with the subtitles there. we've got to book him on the show. chen, i need you. you're invited. what did you get? >> i brought you a shot. >> jimmy: we're supposed to do a shot when somebody says hi, bob.
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what a surprise that you picked tequila. gracias. >> i'm going to put it away. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, put it away. that's not away. that's next to you. put it away, you'll never find it there. it's thursday night, time for our weekly tribute to the s.e.c. where we bleep and blur things. it is this week in "unnecessary senatorship." >> major incident in the world cup. a player appeared to [ bleep ] another player. >> i was watch thing game live and i'm like did he just [ bleep ] that guy? >> we'll be back after a [ bleep ] break.
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>> i've never been more nervous than getting butt [ bleep ] on camera. >> premieres july 22 on nbc. >> how was the [ bleep ] any different than last year? >> it felt really good. >> keep them down. that was the biggest thing that kind of hurt [ bleep ]. >> he's the only person i've allowed to come inside my [ bleep ]. >> on the high seas. >> i want to see you [ bleep ]. >> okay, man. >> yeah, nice. look at that, sexy. >> this guy came up to you and said he used to [ bleep ] your butt and you ended him a [ bleep ] job?
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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program, starting tomorrow you can see her running, jumping and maybe diving away from large alien robots in "transformers: age of extinction," nicola peltz is here with us tonight. and then, their new album "they want my soul" comes out august 5th, spoon from the at&t outdoor stage. they are good. we've got a nice lineup for you next week.
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melissa mccarthy will be here, as will jessica alba, susan sarandon, dane cook, marc maron, mark duplass and we will have music from trey songz, royksopp & robyn, sia and robin thicke. so we have a lot going on. join us next week. our first guest tonight is a bona fide comedy legend and star of the "bob newhart show." you can see him live this saturday night in atlantic city. please welcome bob newhart. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i have to say, i got the box set yesterday and i took it home and watched four
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episodes last night, one after the other. >> you're crazy. >> jimmy: don't tell me how it ends, but i love it. i've probably seen every one of these episodes seven times already, just watching them over and over and over again on my little black and white tv set at my home in las vegas as a kid. >> i remember. >> jimmy: i didn't realize they were in color. this is great to have. you've had three primetime shows "the bob newhart show" "bob newhart" and another one called "bob." >> and i had one called "george and leo." my given name is george. >> jimmy: so you're an ego maniac. >> you know where that came from? the first year was 1972, and i was a standup. i came from the standup world.
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i didn't want to lose my identity as a standup. so i didn't want it to be just married or i married a psychiatrist. and mary tyler moore and dick van dyke. so you wanted to keep your identity just in case the show didn't work. >> jimmy: there might be some wisdom to changing your identity if the show didn't work. but i'll tell you another thing i noticed last night, the late suzanne plashette that played your wife on the show, she was just so good. everybody was good, but she was great. just attractive in every way and so funny. >> she was a special lady, yeah. we lost her a couple of years ago, but she was marvelous. >> jimmy: she provided the ending to your other series, which i maintain is the greatest
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ending of any show, when you woke up from the dream. >> that was my wife, jenny. we've been married 51 years. that was her idea to end the show like that. >> jimmy: wow. >> and some people think of it as maybe the greatest. she also has, and she's come up with some other ideas, which didn't work out nearly as well. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> yeah, we were traveling with our kids. we were in venice. and my wife felt, you know, in the states she tried to follow the semi truck drivers because they know where the good food is. so she said if that's true in the states, it's probably true in italy. so when they go for lunch, why don't we follow them to see why they eat.
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this is not one of her great ideas. so we did. we walked of bridges and all that, and we come to this small little place, and they stopped and go in to eat. so we went in and ordered the food. it was terrible. it wasn't edible. but my wife, being the nice person she is, she didn't want to offend. she didn't touch any of the food, but she didn't want to offend the proprietor. so he said, how was the lunch? i think that's right in italian? how's lunch? and we said, great, great. but we have sardines. she put them in a napkin, because she didn't want to offend the proprietor. so she started walking back to the ship we were on, and we had
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about 300 cats following us. back to san marcos square. >> jimmy: so you're saying it all evens out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she was actually in the hole until she came up with that idea for the ending. talking about don rickles. i had dinner with don and barbara the other night. he asked me to mention him on the show. so i am now officially mentioning him on the show, which i would have done already. >> i know, he loves to be mentioned on the show. he never tires of his name. it's amazing. i have played golf with him one time, and the way he appears on the show, he's in control of everything. but actually, he's very -- he's very -- he needs a lot of support. you have to tell him how good he
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is. we're playing golf, and i said great shot. but i got tired of it, so i got a cassette and recorded compliments on the cassette. so he hit his shot and i would play it, wow, you're really playing great. and then i would play, oh, come on, you're taking lessons from a pro. >> jimmy: that's not a bad idea. i would love to have something like that on my phone now. so you and don are very close friends, we know that. you travel together all the time. >> what we to is we take two weeks. we go on vacation with don for two weeks. then we come back home. then we take a vacation. so we can enjoy ourselves. >> jimmy: you do what you have
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thank you very much. [ applause ] >> jimmy: "the bob newhart show" the complete series, all 142 episodes. why did this take so long to put all these out? >> i don't know. they put out four, and then they stopped putting them out. and people would write me and say, you know, where are the other ones? because we would like a complete set. so they came along and said we would hike to put out the entire thing;
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>> jimmy: still to come, nicola peltz. i want to say a couple of words about a guy that's been working with us here. what year did you start with us? >> 2003. >> jimmy: his name is rich kenny, a cameraman on the show. rich is over there. you did the man show with me and also win ben stein's money. >> that's when i met you. >> jimmy: he's been looking at me through a view finder since 1997, and frankly it's starting to creep me out. >> this is the first time i've seen you outside of the view
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finder. >> jimmy: rich is moving to thailand next week. there they are getting his new house ready. all the appliances are in there already. how does that work? very good. so rich went on vacation to thailand and he got married there. and then some of the guys here suspected he had been married but he said no, no, i'm not married. it turned out you got married? >> well, we had known each other for a while, then we got married. but yeah. i didn't tell everybody right away. >> jimmy: you didn't tell anybody about it right away. the other camera guy tells me she walks all over him, literally. any way, i just want to say we're going to miss you, rich. you're one of the horniest guys i know. >> thank you. thank you for a great run. >> jimmy: thank you. guillermo, is rich your favorite
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>> jimmy: welcome back. music from spoon. like a lot of 19 year-olds, our next guest has a summer job at the movie theater, but she does not take tickets. she battles evil robots from space alongside mark wahlberg in "transformers: age of extinction." it opens everywhere tomorrow. please say hello to nicola peltz. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you? >> i'm good. how are you. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i know you've been traveling all over the world. where have you been so far? >> we were in hong kong, shanghai, beijing, and we had the new york premiere last night. >> jimmy: mark wahlberg was with you. did he bring his crazy friends
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along? >> oh, yes, he did. >> jimmy: because mark, for those that don't know mark wahlbe wahlberg, he's a little nuts and he has these friends, they're from boston. they're like his old buddies. did you meet nacho? >> oh, did i meet nacho? oh, yes, and hamster, all of them. >> jimmy: i don't know hamster. nacho, the haste time he was on the show, ate a ball of wakabi and drank three cups of tobasco sauce for like $500. >> i can beat that story. in shanghai, it was a black tie premiere. so everyone is in gowns and tuxes. it was insane. and then we come to this green room, this holding room, and there are three center pieces, and there are three vases and two goldfish in each vase.
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i go to the bathroom and i come back and one vase is empty. i'm like, it has to be mark's camp. so nacho ate two fish and the whole thing of water to get the fish down. >> jimmy: did he get paid for that? >> he got paid 200 bucks. that's it. but he told me he would not have a milkshake because he's lactose intolerant. >> jimmy: now, the premiere in new york, your family is from new york. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: they came with you to the premiere? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're from a family that behaves itself? >> no, no. >> jimmy: or is your family like mine? >> yeah, like yours but more insane. i have six brothers and a sister. last night, half the theater was my friends and family. it was so embarrassing. >> jimmy: why was it embarrassing? >> i kind of acted like i didn't
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know them. it was embarrassing. i took over a whole row. it was like, okay, just don't talk the whole time. just watch the movie. but everyone loved it. >> jimmy: how old are your brothers? what is their age range? >> let me think for a second. >> jimmy: and their social security numbers also. >> in's 31, 27, twins that are 24, 21. i'm 19 and two youngers that are 11. >> jimmy: they must have loved the movie. >> they were mad she was not in this film. >> jimmy: you replaced her, right?
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there has to be one beautiful woman in the movie and you filled that role. >> i think mark filled that role. >> jimmy: what could be worse when you're an 11-year-old boy than the beautiful girl being swapped out for your sister. >> yeah. it's their worst nightmare. but they were happy they got to come to the set and see the cars. but after that, it was their worst nightmare. join when you have that many boys in your family, i would think just like boy culture dominates the house. >> i can hold my own. >> jimmy: could she hold her own? >> yes. together. >> jimmy: i find it hard to believe. you play ice hockey? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: what position?
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>> center right wing. >> now i don't, but i did. i was on a team called the haddy bulldogs. there was one boy, though. >> jimmy: there was? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, my god. wow. >> it was kind of like the elephant in the room. it was called the lady bulldogs. it should have been just been the plogs. >> jimmy: what were the uniform snls >> it was a black jersey with a fierce bull dog face. but i wore pink gloves. join who is this kid that was on the lady bulldogs? >> i don't remember his name. >> jimmy: come on, you don't remember his name?
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>> i don't remember. >> jimmy: if i had grown up in your neighborhood, i would be probably been the one boy on the lady bulldogs. very nice meeting you. congratulations on the movie. it's a huge summer block caster. it opens this theaters. we'll be right back with spoon. >> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. the wonder of summer is that i never know what kind of adventure awaits. the days are longer, and the breeze feels a little sweeter. and, thanks to volvo, i'll pay nothing for repairs
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>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank bob newhart, nicola peltz and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, their album "they want my soul" comes out august 5th. here with the song "rent i pay," spoon. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ i been losing sleep just nodding sleep that i wish that i know'd ♪ ♪ i lost all my tapes of back masking peace just for asking peace that i ought to be owed ♪ ♪ and that's the rent i'm paying just like my brother would say it ♪ ♪ out amongst the stars and the stones every kinda fortune gets old ♪ ♪ every kinda line is gonna come back to me just as i go ♪ ♪ that's the rent i pay
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♪ mmmm and i lost all my tapes of back masking peace just for asking peace that i oughta be owed ♪ ♪ and that's the rent i pay like my brother say it that's the rent i pay ♪ ♪ the rent i pay like my brother say that's the rent i pay ♪ ♪ everybody knows just where you been going everybody knows the faces you been showing ♪ ♪ and if that's your answer no i ain't no dancer and if that's your answer no i ain't no dancer ♪ [ applause ]
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this is "nightline." >> a new kind of thief is stealing your credit card info while you're getting your fast food. now one former master criminal is trying to help stop it. plus -- >> my son did that. >> a barbara walters' "nightline" exclusive. he speaks out about his son that went on a shooting spree. and under attack. they're young, they're gay, and trying to escape their country. a
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