>> he is also a professional >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, roseanne barr. eric dane. and music from tech n9ne with cleto and the cletones. and now, get it together. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you for coming. you know, something pretty crazy

happened during the world cup today. anybody watching the world cup at all? i've been joking a lot about soccer being boring, but something that definitely was not boring happened today. in the 79th minute of the game, uruguay forward luis suarez bit an italian player. he bit him. watch on the right side of your screen. they're playing soccer. >> a slash inside the penalty area. >> jimmy: that's normal. he starts grabbing his teeth, he's grabbing his shoulder. a little nibble there that went on. here's another angle on it. and then he holds his face like he got shouldered in the teeth or something.

this guy is furious. it's like jennifer beals in "flashdance" all of a sudden. yeah, this guy's done this three times now. he's been suspended for it twice. last year he to the a ten-game suspension for biting a player. in tweb he got suspended for biting a player in the dutch league. now he bit an italian. one or two bites is one thing. but when you bite three people, i think that's considered to be a spree, right? it might even be classified to be a vampire now. it seems clear to me, if you zoom in here, you can see bite marks. you can fit him for invisiline with that bite. even evander holyfield weighed in on this today. remember him? he got bitten twice by mike tyson. he tweeted today, i guess any part of the body is up for

eating. yeah, all right. and italian food is delicious. so i don't know. here's how i handle people who bite. i go, what did you do? no biting. we do not bite. we do not bite people. usually they're only 2 years old when they do that. not only did he have to get a tetanus shot, they lost the game 1-0. from that game, this was our world cup play of the day. ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: back here in america, where we keep the united states, all we have sports wise is baseball right now.

this is from "sportscenter" and they were covering the brewers game and provided us with our unintentional joke of the day. >> the brewers own the best record in baseball. they are second in the majors in batting average and home runs. and they hit a home run every day with their sausages. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: seems like that would hurt, right? here's some bad news if you're a regular at starbucks. starting today, the prices are up. as of this morning at most starbucks nationwide. a grande will now cost $1 million. actually, the prices of a lot of their popular drinks are going up between 5 and 20 cents. fortunately, you can still make up the difference in stolen packets of equal. i didn't think it was possible for starbucks to be more expensive. i also didn't think there would be four star bucks in one strip

mall, but they proved me wrong. it's getting to the point where you need coffee to stay awake to work a second job to pay for all the coffee. leaders in the house and senate marked the 50th anniversary of the civil rights act by awarding a medal of honor to dr. martin luther king jr. and his wife, coretta. during the ceremony, the army band sang "we shall overcome." during the ceremony, watch as our nation's leaders awkwardly join hands to sing. ♪ we shall overcome [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they don't know the words. i don't even know where to start with that. first of all, ironically it

might be the whitest thing i've ever seen. and i don't think we overcame anything based on that. it's like they were joining hands in a lifeboat just before they all drowned. and poor john boehner standing at the end, he had to hug himself. meanwhile, legislators in the state of new york passed a new bill banning something i never even heard of before today. do you know what a tiger selfie is? you guys don't either. apparently men are taking photos of themselves with tigers as profile pictures on dating sites. i guess the idea is to make them seem tough or adventurous or something. i don't know what. here's some examples. these are real photographs. this guy looks very happy, the tiger doesn't. another guy, this guy snuck in behind the tiger, which was smart. this man -- i guess he's feeding the tiger.

and another guy, it looks like this guy is actually trying to date the tiger. in the interest of safety, i guess, new york assembly woman linda rosenthal introduced a bill which, if signed into law, would outlaw touching or hugging tigers in the state of new york, which i don't think that's necessary. someone who is dumb enough to pose with a tiger, i'm okay with that person being eaten. in the long run, i feel like it makes our country stronger. but if the bill gets signed into law, touching a tiger in new york would result in a $500 fined, and it would be doubled if you pose with the tiger while consuming a large sugary drink. finally, someone is getting tough on tiger selfies. big basketball news today. lebron james's agent said lebron will become a free agent on july 1st. can guy who makes more than $20 million technically be a

free agent? i don't think he can, but lebron had two years left in his contract with miami, which would have netted him almost $43 million. and he's like, eh. and he -- this doesn't necessarily mean lebron will leave the heat. in fact, he probably won't. now there's a chance he will wind up on another team. wouldn't it be funny if after all this he went back to cleveland? like getting back together with an ex and pretending nothing happened. one rumor is that lebron could end up with the clippers, but it seems like the clippers have bigger fish to fry. there's a new wrinkle in the donald sterling story. the last thing donald sterling needs is a new wrinkle, but donald sterling is the owner of the clippers. his wife is trying to sell the team to former microsoft ceo steve balmer for $2 billion, but donald is fighting it. in court dorkment he filed

yesterday he was arguing the clippers are worth more than $2 billion. i think he keeps forgetting he owns the clippers. he seems to be enjoying his life. yesterday he spent the day at the santa monica pier with two unidentified women. tmz got foot am of him there. there he is in the hat. there are carnival games at the pier. it looks like he won a beach ball and stuffed it in his shirt. this is the reason i want to show this video. you see the women there in the striped shirt. look at her. she's like, wait a minute, go back and show that again. because watch her, and then -- she's like, wait a minute. it's the devil. i know that guy. [ applause ] speaking of the devil, do you know my cousin sal, he enjoys a good practical joke.

so from time to time we hide cameras in a house and have things delivered to the house. this time sal ordered thai food and the result was -- well, it was this. >> hello, how are you? >> $5.25. >> come on in a second. do you mind taking your shoes off first? it's a thing with my people. it will be just one minute. just take your shoes off. i want to give you a big tip, okay? >> in asian house, we have to take the shoes off. you >> oh, you do? >> yeah. you didn't know that? >> i didn't even know that. thank you, come on in. how much do i owe you? >> $26.25.

>> which is it, $26 or 25? i'm just kidding. i do it all the time. i'll be right back. i'm going to get some cash. don't even worry about the change. i'm going to give you $40. so $26 and that's like almost a $14 tip. >> thank you very much. i appreciate that. >> is that a good tip? >> very good. thank you. have a nice day. >> thanks, man. take care. you're a good guy. have a good one. take care now. bye. >> bye. >> where are my shoes? i lost my shoes. [ laughter ] i just leave my shoes outside. where are my shoes? >> what? >> my shoes. i just leave it here. >> yeah, you took your shoes off, right?

>> yeah, it was here. >> this is very good. are you sure you had shoes when you got here? >> you told me to take shoes off. i have two orders. >> come on in. let's do it like this. sit down, i think i can help you out. all right, here's what i got. all right, what are you, about an 8? >> i lost my shoes. >> who are you talking to? >> my manager. >> tell him what happened. we're trying to fix it here. >> i lost my shoes and you know what? i have to put on a different shoe. yeah, i don't know. >> tell them what happened. >> hello? yes, your deliveryman, he's a very sweet guy, but he lost his shoes. i don't remember that he brought shoes here, but he said he left them on the porch but now they're gone. but i have a pair here.

do you want to try one of these on? >> i need my shoes back. i have to go. >> you want to wear these? this one is $40. i'm going to hang up now. sorry, i'm doing business. >> i need to go. i have to go. >> okay, come here, come here. >> i have to go. >> are they in here? did you look in the bottom? >> i want my shoe back.c "etcçni >> a lot of delivery guys lose their shoes.;nzñi it's a weird thing. these look like your shoes. what were you wearing? >> no, thank you. >> are you sure? these are like $40. >> that shoe cost more than that. >> good luck with your shoes, all right? is that where you put your shoes? they were there the whole time, huh?

>> your food is very good. makes up for it. all right, thanks. >> what's your name is >> i'm sal. >> i'm paul. >> apology accepted. you want this basket? you can take this. >> that's for a big foot. >> you're right, that's for a big foot. >> bye, paul. all right. well, looks like i got a new phone. check out his screen saver. lovely as can be. [ applause ] >> jimmy: this is how we make friends around here. thank you. tonight on the show, eric dane is here. we have music from tech n9ne. and we'll be right back with roseanne barr.

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that airs sundays on tnt. eric dane is here. and then, his new album, "something else" comes out july 30th. making his television debut from kansas city, tech n9ne from the at&t stage. he looks kind of scary. tomorrow night, gary oldman will be here, the very funny nathan fielder will join us, and we'll have music from bleachers. and on thursday, bob newhart, from transformers nicola peltz, and music from spoon. so please join us then. if you told me 25 years ago that our first guest tonight would spend many of her post sitcom years running for president, i would have said yes, that makes sense. but she's returned to television as a judge on "the last comic standing." you can watch it thursday nights on nbc. please welcome roseanne barr! [ cheers and applause ]

wow, look at you. you look fantastic. >> thanks. >> jimmy: you look really great. i love your suit. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look like you're playing god in a movie or something. >> right. i've never worn white before in my life. it's kind of weird. >> jimmy: not even at one of the weddings? never? >> oh, yeah, that. >> jimmy: how is everything, how's life? >> everything is pretty damn good. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. >> you lost weight, too. >> jimmy: yeah, it's better to take the pounds off as you age, because people -- it's better than the other way, i think. people say oh, you look better. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's not entirely a compliment. i think it's more -- >> i get this where people look at me, it's a compliment, but yet it's like a burn at the same time. they're like, you look good.

>> jimmy: so people must ask you what you did to lose weight. >> yeah. i said i'm on this revolutionary diet where you eat less and move more, and it really works. you wouldn't believe it. >> jimmy: it is something. i heard you and howard stern were dancing a lot to lose weight. >> i like to dance and yeah, that's how i'm keeping it off. >> jimmy: do you just dance around or is this an organized -- is it like a richard simons thing where you go in and he makes you dance? >> no, we just like to go through live music and get really [ bleep ] faced and start dancing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, it's a drunk workout. >> it kind of is, because you're a little looser when you've had a few.

you can go a lot lower, you know, when you're -- >> jimmy: i like that a lot. that's the kind of thing that could appeal to me, although i don't do a lot of dancing. are you a good dancer? >> i think i'm a really good dancer, for an old woman. >> jimmy: why do you say you think you're a good dancer? >> i've always been a good dancer. >> jimmy: do other people think you're a good dancer? >> yeah. they say i'm a good dancer, too. >> jimmy: so you're a good dancer. >> like, look at grandma go. >> jimmy: i don't think i've ever seen you dance. >> yeah. you know, we'll have to hook up and go to a bar where there's music and we'll do it. i might video myself doing it. >> jimmy: why not >> because people are like, huh? i'm like yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you can dance right now if you want. [ applause ] you don't have to. >> i've got on big shoes.

i'm not drunk. >> jimmy: guillermo can solve that really quickly. >> i'll take care of you. >> jimmy: how old are you kids now? >> they're all old as [ bleep ]. oopse. you're not supposed to say that. i have two of them in their 40s. i can't believe i have two of them with gray hair. i've got five. most of them are in their 30s and 40s. then i've got a 19-year-old. that's my baby. he just graduated from high school. he's going to college. i'm so thrilled. [ applause ] i've got to say it for him, i got to say it for him, swag. >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> because that's what he says all the time. swag. >> jimmy: why does he say that? >> they just say weird things. >> jimmy: what do you get your son, like a watch or something? >> he's weird.

i wanted to get him a car, but he doesn't want to drive. have you ever heard of a boy that doesn't want to drive? >> jimmy: i was one of those boys, until i was like 17. i would have gotten my license at 16. my friend, cleto, who is my band leader here, drove, and i was better off driving him. i was scared to drive. do you think he's nervous about it? >> yeah, he's scared. >> jimmy: you shouldn't push him. if you're scared, you'll be a bad driver. i'm still a bad driver, but i'm not scared anymore. others fear me on the road. >> so i didn't get him anything. i think i gave him a couple hundred bucks. >> jimmy: is he going to college far away? >> he's going to san francisco. swi going to be cool. >> jimmy: and you live in hawaii. >> yeah, but i always go where he goes. he hates that i do that. i know it's weird, but i moved

across the street from the boarding school that he went to. >> jimmy: you did not. >> he wanted to get away from me and go to boarding school, so i'm like, okay, go to boarding school. then i moved right across the street. >> jimmy: no, you didn't. >> yeah, i did. you have to! >> jimmy: i don't think you do have to. are you moving across -- >> i am going to move up there to san francisco. >> jimmy: you are? >> close to the school. yeah. hell, yeah. i'm like, come on, you have nothing to say about what i do or where i go. i'm the adult. >> jimmy: and it's true. >> of course, you want to keep your eyes on them these days, right, parents? you know, jimmy, you can't let them -- >> jimmy: at a certain point, you are actually stalking them. he could actually get a restraining order. >> he did say that.

>> jimmy: he did say that, yeah. >> i don't care. >> jimmy: i would think he would want a car so he could drive as far away as possible. i guess not. do you think part of him likes having you close by? >> he acts like he doesn't. yeah, who else is going to wash his laundry. >> jimmy: do you do that? i don't imagine you doing that. >> i do it all. i do the whole cooking, cleaning. whole thing. hell, yeah. i live on a farm. >> jimmy: but i thought you would have a team of people doing that stuff for you. >> i have a team of goats and sheep. i do it all. it was good for me, because i did that all my life, but it's a good meditation to keep your closets -- you women know. it's a good thing for your head to stay organized and on top of your stuff. >> jimmy: you say you women, though. it seems very anti-feminist of you. >> okay.

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you are a judge on "last comic standing." >> i sure am. i'm loving it. >> jimmy: you really like it? >> i really love it. first of all, i love comedy and i'm a fan of comics. so it's fun to sit there and see where it is right now, because i've been away for a long time. it's like coming back to see what people are doing. it's exciting. >> jimmy: do you feel like it's different or the same deal as when you were coming up? >> some of it is the same. but some of the things they're saying and the way they're saying it i haven't heard before. so it's kind of neat. >> jimmy: especially in a median like that where it's a person on the stage with a microphone. it doesn't vary that much, but to see somebody doing something original is amazing. >> no kidding, right? and i've seen quite a few of them doing some original, real forward stuff, catching you off guard. like, whoa! >> jimmy: do you advise them, do you take them aside and --

>> well, we tell them at the end, you know, what we thought about them. >> jimmy: right, on the show. but do you take it further with them, if there's somebody you take a particular liking to? >> i don't think that's appropriate. >> jimmy: unless they ask you. >> after it's done, then i'll do it. >> jimmy: oh, i gotcha. yes, you wouldn't want to interfere with the sacred rules of a reality show. >> right. but, you know, i like to -- we like the give them positive advice because they come back, then they have to top themselves. it's like five, then you do another five that tops that five and pacing. you know how it is. it's an art. >> jimmy: i can't imagine. some of them must be hoping that they get eliminated because you have to do five minutes, then another five minutes. maybe you don't have another five minutes. >> you can tell those who don't. they have a good five, then the

next time they come on, it's like a good three, with two filler minutes. >> jimmy: what shows do you watch on television? >> you know, i'm weird. i only like -- i know this is weird. i only like the i.d. channel with murder all the time or 100% murder. and i like, you know, the hitler channel and such. >> jimmy: of course. he still brings it after all these years. the i.d. channel is a channel i've not seen until i was on vacation with some friends. it's really like a bunch of shows about wives killing their husbands, right? >> and they always have new murder stories. now they've got one "sinister minister." it always has that title, you know, real creative. "wives with knives." >> jimmy: that's the one that makes me nervous. yeah.

>> it's just like a bunch of really -- people, the way they is think they're going to get away with it is what gets me. you know, then they act all normal. but they always get caught, and i love the way the forensics works to get them caught, because it's never, you know, what they -- it's never what they think. and i'm going to do my own show on this called "momsters" in the fall. >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah, which is like all these horrible moms that makes me feel so functional. [ laughter ] these horrible moms and the things they do. oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: and they're going to agree to be on the show? >> that's the other thing i like, they re-create stuff. like, you know, i'm going to be on tv, and they're a corpse. who knew, mom? >> jimmy: that's "momsters," huh? >> yeah.

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allergic to nickel? when would you over come into contact with nickel? and finally -- okay. first, i'm going to start with nickel. nickel? wow. i don't think nickels are made of nickel. i don't know when this is a problem. i'm going to give you that. and i should point out that there is a prize involved here. if i get these correct, i get the prize. if you get it correct, you get it. guillermo, what is our prize tonight? >> season three of "roseanne" on dvd. >> jimmy: you're nickel. i'm going to say gluten. and i'm going to say cats. how did i do? [ buzzer ] switch them around so we can see

who is allergic to what. wow. you're allergic to nickel? >> with like fake earrings and stuff like that. >> jimmy: what happens to you? >> my ears get swollen and red. that's what they're typically made out of. >> jimmy: i reject that. boy, that is a weird allergy. are you really allergic to gluten? >> yeah, there's only certain types of bread i can eat or i'll get a strong migraine. or a stomach ache. >> jimmy: and you cats. i have to say it's kind of depressing. guillermo, go ahead and present them with their prize. congratulations. you have won. we'll be right back with eric dane.

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"the last ship." watch it sundays at 9:00 on tnt. please welcome eric dane. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good, brother. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm good. i think you've had like two babies since the last time you were here. >> i have a 4 1/2-year-old and 2 1/2-year-old. i think you have one on the way, too. >> jimmy: i think so, too. thank you. you have two girls, right? >> yeah, my house is just the estrogen mafia in my house. >> jimmy: you're outnumbered now. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: does that change your daily activity? besides having kids, obviously. >> it cuts into the amount of time i get to watch sports. i rarely catch a football on my

e phone for a couple of seconds. for the most part, i enjoy it. i like spending time with the girls. >> jimmy: that's good. you're not secretly looking at the television over their shoulders. >> maybe, sometimes. but i enjoy it. >> jimmy: you're from the bay area, correct? >> san francisco, correct. >> jimmy: what were summers like when you were a kid? did your parents send you to camp? >> they did. i spent a lot of time in alaska. my father's side of the family lives there, and i spent a lot of time doing a lot of fishing in alaska. >> jimmy: really? see, that's what i would have liked. >> are you a fisher? >> jimmy: yeah, i am. i've been salmon fishing in alaska one time. >> i caught a 72-pound king salmon when i was 12 years old. >> jimmy: what? >> it was bigger than i was. it took me half an hour to land the fish. the guide that was in this boat, it was dragging us down the river. i didn't know what to do. the pole was doing strange things. i finally got the fish in, and i think i fed my family for about four years on that thing. >> jimmy: 72 pounds?

>> it was huge. >> jimmy: did you get a picture with that? >> i did. >> jimmy: that's spectacular. how many feet long was that fish? >> it was about five feet. it was about my size. i was 12, it was about my size. >> jimmy: if you didn't bring that fish back to your family to eat it, he would have brought you back to his. smoke you and split you up into vacuum sealed packages. >> we cut him up and split it up and five years later they were still in the freezer. >> jimmy: your show premiered to really big ratings. >> we did really well. we're very proud of it. >> jimmy: i would think so. you shot the show on a ship. >> on a $3 billion naval destroyer, thanks to michael bay. >> jimmy: why would you shoot it on the ship? it seems unnecessary. can't they build a set that looks like a ship? then you don't have to be on the ship. >> it's a little cooler if you're on the actual ship, and it's a little tough to build a

500 foot naval destroyer. >> jimmy: not for michael bay it isn't. >> those sets weren't completed until january. we started this thing, you know, two years ago. with the united states navy. and we were beholden to the united states navy and their schedule and the ships they had available. >> jimmy: is the ship out on water while you're shooting? >> oh, yeah. you haven't lived until you've bunked with three grown men in a state room. >> jimmy: who did you bunk with? >> one of our producers and one of our creators. he was on the bottom bunk, i was in the middle, the producer on the top bunk. they pipe in music at 6:00 a.m. and it happened to be carly ray jepson's "call me, maybe." >> jimmy: oh, sure. >> and i didn't hear that. that didn't wake me up, but the thud, the skull crunching thud

from my show's creator underneath me, because you have about six inches of space between your bunk and the next bunk. the sound of his head hitting the bunk, being jostled out of bed from carly ray jepson woke me up. >> jimmy: that's pretty crazy. this is tied into the show, i know. this is a fashion show, and you're on stage there. and we see people with gas masks. >> it was a very interesting concept. they had some artist's interpretation from end of days phenomena that people are fascinated by and how they perceive that in the form of a gas mask. one of the models passed out backstage. >> jimmy: really? >> and i'm not laughing because she passed out. i'm laughing because she was wearing something that was supposed to keep her alive.

i don't think her interpretation was very effective. >> jimmy: models aren't the sturdiest group of people. probably had low blood sugar. >> i don't know if she ate that day. >> jimmy: it sounds like a very dangerous endeavor overall. but it's going great. >> it is going great, thanks. >> jimmy: great to see you. welcome back. eric dane, everybody. the show is called "the last ship." watch it sunday night on tnt. we'll be right back with music from tech n9ne.

>> jimmy: i'd like to thank roseanne barr, eric dane and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is coming up next. but first, his album is called "something else." here with the song "fragile," tech n9ne. [ cheers and applause ] 4# ♪ ♪ you said you'd never ever break down but here i am sweeping pieces off of the

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