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to be honest i'm glad anyone is here tonight because there is a brig traffic jam right here in l.a. right now, bigger than usual because president obama is in town. the president is in town to make everybody late for yoga lattes is that right? he is here for a fundraiser, where he pretends to think about what celebrities think. i feel like he only coming here for money, like a college student who comes home to steal from the refrigerator. but one of tonight's fundraisers was held at "the scandal" producer shanda rhyme's house, but the other is that he was good friend with shanda's brother, busta, very nice family, do you know them? they shut down several streets for the president, a good way to ensure that your approval rating remains in the low 40s is to see

to it that it takes everybody four hours to get home from work. if he is here for donations he should just park his motorcade on the 405 until he gets $4 million. fortunately it doesn't affect me. did you have trouble getting to work early, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, i came early, 6:45. >> jimmy: you know i don't know if you noticed this, but according to guillermo you lost weight, right? >> guillermo: yeah, i lost four pounds. >> jimmy: four pounds, i feel like we've gone through this before, i don't know why. but that was in two weeks over our vacation, right? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: four pounds in two weeks, what do you attribute this to? >> guillermo: no service at my

house. >> jimmy: you also have drinks at the bar, right? and you're not allowed to drink at home? >> guillermo: no, i only drink at work. >> jimmy: he only drinks at work, a great policy. all you need is another 24 week's vacation and you will look like enrique egrelesias. >> guillermo: i'm okay. >> jimmy: you're all right? well, if you want to learn guillermo's secrets, you have his book, "don't hang around the snack table." what did you have to eat today? >> guillermo: today i did bad, i ate three burritos today. >> jimmy: no, you didn't. you ate three? how big were they? >> jimmy: three? >> guillermo: i didn't have

breakfast. >> jimmy: it was a three-burrito day for guillermo, also today batman is celebrating his 75th birthday. hold on. i should explain. he is not real. comic book stores around the country had big events today. they gave away free collectibles for fans. it was a beautiful day for batman. it was a shame his parents were not around to see it. again, not real! no tragedy at all. not a real guy. no. we are celebrating batman day here tonight with a special guest, commissioner gordon ramsay is here with us today. shortly he will tell us we all suck. he is also going to show me how to make scrambled eggs, by the way, the reason they're celebrating batman day today, because the huge event known as comic-con starts tomorrow. every year, comic book lovers

gather before returning to their sub-terrane sub-terranean bureaos. there are a lot of interesting things going on, marvel has introduced a new black captain america, also theirst female four. and d.c. made a major announcement. we have the privilege of unveiling it here tonight. ladies and gentlemen i would like you to feast your eyes on the first male wonder woman! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wonder woman! wow. well, welcome wonder woman, may i say this is a giant step, i think for men and women -- everyone, all americans, and

congratulations to you. >> thank you, i accept that honor. am i going to be on the rest of the show -- >> jimmy: yeah, you will be on later, bobcat -- >> i'm out of here. [ cheers and applause ] >> am i still here? >> jimmy: you're still here, yeah, yeah, and i think, yeah -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he is a little dizzy. he is excited. not a bad looking woman either, i'll tell you that. or man, whatever that was. hey, in other news, according to forbes magazine for the second year in a row the highest paid actor in all of hollywood once again is robert downey jr. he has come a long way to be the highest paid -- i remember when he was just the highest actor in hollywood. robert downey jr. earned around $75 million between june of 2013 and june of 2014.

which, let's go outside to our hollywood boulevard iron man, hello there. >> how is it going? >> jimmy: phoney stark as he is known, i don't know how much you heard about how much robert downey jr. made, but i was wondering how much you made in tips? >> considerably less. >> jimmy: how much less? >> i actually don't know, i just know people were punching me and hitting me. >> jimmy: so you see, things are not going very well for hollywood boulevard iron man, if you see him out there, please give him something. everything okay, iron man? >> i'm making extra money on the side. >> jimmy: he does laundry, too, thank you, hollywood boulevard iron man, you know it is not fair. they're doing the same job, they should be paid equally. this is kind of funny, ivander

holyfield is being presented with an honor, the person is mike tyson, the gentleman who ate not one but both of his ears, i guess they made up. that is going to be great. i have to say i think what i most look forward to, though, is hearing mike tyson trying to say the word "inductee." oh, here is something i was delighted by. if you follow the history of american crime, even casually, you know the names jesse james, butch cassidy, all bank robbers with great names. and i'm happy to report that the trend of great names continue today. >> police picked up lancelot supersad, who was picked up after he was being accused of robbing the td bank. >> jimmy: wait a minute, junior? i can understand one lancelot

supersad, there are two? that makes me happy. they had more than $37 billion in revenue last quarter, earning $1.28 per share which is very good. they're rumored to be working on very exciting products. it is believed that apple is going to be in production on two larger versions of the iphone. which is good because i hate how well it fits in my pocket, i wish it jutted. the current one has a 4" screen, and they believe the new iphones will have 4.7 and 5" screens and the larger screens are great because it will allow you to be 30% more likely to be hit by a cab while looking at your phone. it is actually a brilliant plan because they make the bigger phones and then in two years they will release the iphone mini, which is the size of the phones we have now and we'll wait in line for like three days for it because that is how we are. in the fall, apple is expected to debut what people are calling

a smart watch, which they say will revolutionize the way we slowly and loudly repeat ourselves in electronic devices. they filed a patent, which indicates the device may be called the itime. nobody knows who it will do, but again this is not a product that exists yet. we thought we would have fun with it. we went out on hollywood boulevard today and showed people a device that we claimed was the new apple watch. what it really was, was the cassio watch, which was $20, but we stuck the apple label on the back of it. but do people love apple products so much they will buy it? >> this is the apple smart watch, would you like to take a look? >> awesome. >> what is awesome about this watch? >> it is a lot like something that is affordable. it is lightweight. >> do you like that it tells you the date as well as the time? >> yes, i think that is a neat

feature, honestly. >> do you like that it displays time as well as dates? >> i do indeed. update it is very light. and it is kind of like old school but still in style. >> it is still classic apple style? >> right. >> nice rubber wristband. i do like the big numbers, easy to see. >> it displays not only the hour but the minute and the seconds, you can also just look at it and know what day of the week it is. is this impressive to you? >> yeah, i would wear it. >> are you excited that it always in the airplane mode? >> always in airplane mode? >> oh, yeah, that is good, that is good, definitely saves on battery. >> it has an alarm? >> an alarm? you need to wake up so -- >> it has a stop watch. it is water resistant. are you impressed by those features? >> i'm pretty impressed, those are the things i would ask for in a watch. >> do you like the fact that it is water resistant, that it has

a back light, it has a timer? >> i just like that it has the apple symbol on the back, apple is good, right? >> if it is apple it is good. why don't you tell me what you like about this watch. >> really, because it is apple. apple is the brand name i love. and i have the computer and phone and the ipad. so because it is apple that would be what would impress me. >> so you would buy anything. >> i would pretty much buy anything from apple. >> even a cassio watch with an apple sticker on the back? >> jimmy: i guess so. never got the watch back either, and our old pal bobcat goldthwait is here, and our pal gordon ramsay is here. so stick around. [ hair dryer whirring ]

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his latest is a feature film set it's called "willow creek." bobcat goldthwait here. and then his brand new album came out just yesterday it's called "nobody's smiling" common from the at&t outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tomorrow night, from "the leftovers" on hbo, justin theroux will be here. from "rizzoli and isles", angie harmon will be with us. i think she's rizzoli. which sounds delicious. and we'll have music from an extremely popular band called "5 seconds of summer." there will be a lot of screaming teenagers here tomorrow and we're gonna have some fun with them. our first kbes -- guest tonight is world renowned and award-winning chef and restaurateur whose tongue is so sharp you could butcher a pig with it. one of his many shows, which one

called "hotel hell" airs mondays at 9 on fox. please welcome gordon ramsay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. by the way, your hand shake becomes stronger and stronger. >> you know what they say in england? put your hand out, from there to there is there. >> jimmy: right, but i'm not talking about the size of your private part, we'll get to that later. >> i'm talking about the size of your glove. >> jimmy: what i'm talking about is your physical strength of your body. you're still doing these triathlons, right? >> yes, last year was a big year for me, i did the iron man -- >> jimmy: that is the big one. >> that is the world championship. >> jimmy: did you win? no, you did not win. >> do you think i have that much

time? >> jimmy: i don't know, you're a chef, you make a few meals and scream at people and curse. and go home. like do you train all the time now? >> i train about five days a week, early in the morning, literally from 4:00 a.m. to 5:30. >> jimmy: 4:00 a.m.? >> 4:00 a.m. >> jimmy: what time do you go to sleep? >> about 11:15. >> jimmy: so you don't need much sleep? >> five hours, six. >> jimmy: did you train today? >> i did, a big one, 5k swim, and a big bike ride tomorrow. >> jimmy: how big will that be? >> i start at washington boulevard. about 180 k., there is something extraordinary about that, having that time to yourself and b just being out there is extraordinary. >> jimmy: do people recognize you when you run or bike, and

say hey, it is you? >> you get some of that. i was up in the canyon last weekend. and that is like a 12k climb up this very steep hill. and there is this lady like driving alongside me, and i'm like sweetheart, i'm absolutely shattered, please move on. she shouted in the back of the car, hey, chef ramsay, come on, let's do a selfy! outside a convertible, literally driving with one hand, honestly she almost knocked me off my bike. >> jimmy: how did you tell it to her? >> well, i -- >> jimmy: oh, you cursed at her, so it is running, jumping, swimming in the ocean -- >> hawaii, peaceful. that was a 3.8 k swim. something nerveracking about being in the water, 2:30 the

cameras going off, when the gun goes off i have to make it sort of less stressful. visibility was amazing. and all i could see was lunch and dinner and snapper. bloody turtles. i was thinking all of these amazing dishes i could get out. >> jimmy: you should go down there with a knife and olive oil or something. and in a way those creatures must look at you and go, you know how many of us he has killed? you're like their hitler. [ bleep ]. >> now you sound like a vegetarian. no, it was amazing, but i suppose for me, it is that down time, quality time. something quite amazing about hawaii, just a chef's dream. >> jimmy: yeah, i would think so. now, your daughter is posting a television show. how old is your daughter? >> 12. >> jimmy: she is 12 years old? and what, she curses at other children? >> jimmy, come on.

of course she does. >> jimmy: is that something that you're excited about? >> no, no, i say look, there are a lot of clever words, sometimes they slip out. >> jimmy: i meant the show itself, not cursing. >> she doesn't care, she is a sweetheart. there is quite a lot of rivalry in our house, especially when it comes to cooking. she is great, she is a bit slow, i don't mean like -- >> jimmy: you mean cooking slow. do you yell at her and tell her to speed up? >> sometimes. >> jimmy: and how does that go over? >> it turns her on. >> jimmy: i guess it would have to or you would have a knife in you. >> she is quite good, holding court, jack, our son will film, and holly, our twin, will do the sound. so it is all about them, really, she is a very good cook.

>> jimmy: it is not like you have 11 shows, your family is taking over. you're like the seacrest family. >> i suppose so. tilly is a natural. there is something about -- i was very uncomfortable pushing her into it. even when she was growing up, three or four, we would have pigs in the garden, lambs in the garden, and i would say i need you to understand they're for eating, not riding. >> jimmy: and that is a tough lesson for the kid, do they name the pigs before they eat them? >> they did, unfortunately. >> jimmy: and did it disturb them? >> no, because i named it after chefs. >> jimmy: oh, you did? what chef had the honor of having them named after them? >> we had a big pig ginger, called mario -- so they need to understand where food came from. and it gave them a bit of work culture, they needed to clean

the pen out. understand it. and obviously when this thing was ready for slaughter, and go to the slaughter house, but they wasted less, they understand the importance of -- hard work. >> jimmy: yeah, who wants a mario and cheese sandwich, kids? >> we fede( vegetables, the other, we fed it with cherry beer -- >> jimmy: oh, drunk pigs. >> pigs in the middle of the summer in the middle of london, incredible. >> jimmy: well, we're going to take a break here, and later you will show us how you make scrambled eggs. which i could watch your video of how you make scrambled eggs over and over. i'm fascinated by it. chef gordon ramsay is here. we'll be right back. portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by febreeze.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we're back with chef gordon ramsay. his show is called "hotel hell," which airs mondays at 9:00 p.m. on fox. how does it differ from your other show? >> we've all had experiences good and bad. it is about going there, turning it around and shaking it up. there is this amazing one coming up in washington state. and this place is run by a bunch of stoners. and my room was not ready when i came in. so i lifted up this huge jar and there is this huge [ bleep ] of weed.

>> jimmy: really? problem solved, right? i mean from there on -- >> i mean, seriously, honestly, it was insane. and the smell of this weed was extraordinary. so a beautiful place, right on the water. and these customers started turning up. i kept on saying to the producer, [ bleep ] what is that smell? he said everybody is stoned. i said how do you deal with these guys? how do you get on the same wavelength? he said have a cigarette. >> jimmy: and did they turn you or did you turn them? >> no, i got the hell out of there. it was bad. >> jimmy: doesn't sound that terrible, i have to say. >> no, there was a party, teepe 00 ees, all of a sudden i saw these giant mushrooms, they had these windows and the dog on the stick and putting the dog across the

mushroom -- >> jimmy: wait a minute, are you sure you were not hallucinating? you said there were giant mushrooms and people had dogs on the stick? >> i swear to god. >> jimmy: is there any physical evidence of it? >> no, no, they were all mad, completely mad. honestly, the chef said to me we have a special dessert, a chocolate chip cookie. i said it tastes a little bit bitter, i said what is that? he said it is the hash. >> jimmy: i don't think it is legal to give it to people without informing them. >> they were stoners, in the bedroom, it wasn't good for me. >> jimmy: i think we have something good for stoners right now at home. and you will teach us how to make perfect scrambled eggs, right? >> fingers crossed. >> jimmy: fingers crossed. chef gordon ramsay is here, i

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goldthwait and common are on the way. is it proper to call these scrambled eggs? >> you're going to make them. >> jimmy: oh, i'm going to make them, great, three eggs, crack them in. >> all right, we'll get the mushrooms and tomatoes on. >> jimmy: we call them tomatoes over here. that is four eggs, isn't it? >> you want to do it with both hands? >> jimmy: i will, but i'll make a mess. >> pan on, a little butter in there, a knob. >> jimmy: i don't have a knob of butter. >> jimmy, stop being lazy. >> jimmy: it must be fun to be married to you. you put the butter right in there, that is interesting, that is different, that is not the way we do it. >> eggs into the pan.

let's go, jimmy, please. >> jimmy: all right, there is a knob stuck to my forehead. and keep moving all the time, right? >> now, if you can just try and clean up as you go along. let go, [ bleep ], jimmy, up you go. and give it a little whisk like that, move the pan and the spatula like that. and be a little more multi tasking now that you're a dad. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now in the video you keep taking the pan off the fire, isn't that what i'm supposed to do here? >> no, keep on whisking, jimmy, relax your elbows, you're a little too tense. >> jimmy: that is because you're yelling at me! >> i didn't know you were so [ bleep ], off the heat, so pepper in. >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> okay, and from there, from there. a little teaspoon, that cools

the eggs down. >> jimmy: okay, back to the whisking, and back to the moving. >> have a taste, jimmy, get close to your food, waky, waky. with a form, please! taste the seasoning! >> jimmy: i hate raw eggs. >> the taste of raw egg? flexible, unlike you. you got to bend. >> jimmy: i'm bending, i'm bending. >> okay, back off, that is it. put more of cream fresh -- >> jimmy: what is it? >> like a sour cream. now, now, off the heat, off the heat. final taste, final taste. >> jimmy: all right, still tastes like raw eggs. >> come on, put your salt and pepper. >> jimmy: yeah, we need a little more pepper and a little more salt. >> back on the heat. and then finally a small knob of butter. >> jimmy: all right, another knob, you're crazy about the

knobs, aren't you? [ laughter ] >> come on, jimmy. okay, now take it off the heat now. >> jimmy: off the heat? >> let me look, please. jimmy, it's gone all [ bleep ] rubbery. >> jimmy: what did i do wrong? i took it off the heat. >> you got to stir it quickly. >> jimmy: i stirred it [ bleep ]. wait, what are you doing now? oh, no! like a frat house in here. >> honestly, start again. >> jimmy: start again? not clean -- >> it should be done in three minutes. >> jimmy: i don't even have the thing anymore. why don't we make fried eggs, i think it will be nicer. >> scrambled eggs, god sake's, honestly! >> jimmy: all right, all right, we don't have time to do this again! >> what are you doing, jimmy?

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest went from weirdest recruit in the police academy to celebrated independent film director. his new scary movie is about bigfoot, it's called "willow creek." you can see it now via vod please welcome bobcat goldthwait. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> hi, that reminded me -- i used to direct the show, and he had this little tiny dog, and you were talking to somebody else but the dog vomited. and i'm going in the booth, shoot the vomit! shoot the vomit! >> jimmy: did they get the vomit? i made you some eggs but they didn't come out so good. >> hey, fantastic. >> jimmy: hey, congratulations, how many films have you directed now? >> oh, who is counting? >> seven. >> jimmy: all comedies? >> people are not aware that i make movies, they make hundreds of dollars, most people think i'm dead. >> jimmy: but you're here and alive. this is not a tupac situation, you're the real you. >> this is bobcat goldthwait. >> jimmy: you made your first movie, i wouldn't describe it as

a horror movie, i get scared at scary movies. >> yeah, you don't like gore. >> jimmy: there is no gore, it is very creepy and scary, you got great reviews on it. 89% -- #&t reviewed movie. >> jimmy: yeah, has that ever happened to you before? >> yes, but again, it is just weird. i'm just as surprised, you know, it is a found footage movie. and i'm not actually a fan of found footage movies. >> jimmy: that is great, you're off to a good start. in fact, the only bad reviews it got were from bobcat himself. >> might as well masturbate for the first 80 minutes. you know, i -- you know, found footage, it is like terrible things happen, it's like who found this footage?

it's like hey, i'm sorry your family died but if we cut it we could have a tremendous picture here. they would have wanted it that way. i tried to do it different. there were only about 67 edits in the movie, and there were usually about 200 in the movie. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, if a guy records it with the home video and they're investigating bigfoot. >> yeah, it started with my own love of bigfoot. >> jimmy: do you have a relationship with bigfoot? >> yeah, it is my own relationship and i would rather not discuss it. >> jimmy: do you believe bigfoot exists? >> yeah, but people -- bust my chops on this. because i'm an atheist but i believe in bigfoot. but -- i have met people who have heard and seen bigfoot. >> jimmy: i see what you're trying to say, yes, but these people mostly seem to be of the oddball variety.

>> well, you know, look, they are my friends -- i'm accepted in the community. i've gone out looking for bigfoot with these guys on a number of occasions. >> jimmy: and? >> here is the thing, they put bacon on the thing because bigfoot likes bacon, i'm like you know who else likes bacon? bears? >> jimmy: bears and gordon ramsay's kids. >> yeah, so but -- >> jimmy: that seems unsafe to me putting bacon out in the wilderness. >> no, i shot the movie where the -- the footage where bigfoot is walking through and looks back. so -- it is 11 -- 17 miles down a dirt road. takes two and a half hours to get there. there are no cell phones, no

planes, you're in the middle of nowhere. and when we were there we actually did see two mountain lions. so if anything happens, by the way, there was a time when i was out by myself all alone, i don't want to ruin how the movie goes on. but i'm not in the movie, but spoiler alert, maybe i am bigfoot. so -- but i'm out there. >> jimmy: you did sound a little bobcat. >> yeah, yeah -- i'm out there and i'm like going -- you know, the idea if i got mauled to death was not lost on me, the irony. bobcat killed by a bobcat? i have done the bigfoot convention, you know? and it is fascinating, you know? because most people in the bigfoot community believes that he has a flat head, not a pointy head. pointy-headed bigfoot is from harry and the hendersons, some

spielberg [ bleep ]. a lot of hard core believers -- i'm watching it, the other guy comes over to me and says you disgust me, look at his head, and he goes really, i have seen big foot three times and you will never see him because you smoke. >> jimmy: there is a woman in the movie who is very funny. i can't imagine she is an actor. >> she is not, she runs the visitor center there. willow creek is a really tiny town and has two sources of income. bigfoot and growing marijuana. >> jimmy: there has to be a connection there. >> or she, or whatever, sasquatch don't like tobacco, but apparently they love weed. they get kind of high. but -- >> jimmy: so this lady like works there. >> yeah, and she actually -- most of the people in the movie

are the real towns folks. and i just felt if the actors would work with them and play off them eventually they would give me what i needed which was don't go out in the woods. bigfoot will kill you. but this woman, she runs the visitor's center for 20 years and doesn't believe in bigfoot. it is like if you were in detroit and said your cars suck. >> jimmy: great. >> yeah, i love her, no, no, no, you might get killed by a bear. but when we were out filming that one scene, there is a scene in the movie almost 20 minutes long. and it is a pretty scary scene. and like i said, it was in the middle of the woods. we would see mountain lions. it was about 3:00 a.m. and in the movie, bryce johnson, he started crying. we finished the scene, it was like, that was really good but i don't think your character would cry. he was like, my character is not crying, i'm crying, why are we

filming this here? we could do it in a hotel parking lot. no one knows. i'm like this is really good, let's just do the scene again, just don't cry. >> jimmy: don't be a baby. >> i was kind of insane when i immediate the movie. >> jimmy: you really were, but i'm glad you're healthy now. >> i was really obsessed making this movie. >> jimmy: it came out great. you did a great job with it! on video-on-demand right now. and then it is coming out on dvd september 9th, i believe. >> yeah, bluray dvd, folks can get it now on itunes. >> jimmy: can i tell a quick story -- >> can i tell a quick story? >> jimmy: we're going to edit it out. >> did gordon know he was on tv? >> jimmy: apparently that is how he made his tv.

he has had an amazing career. so he is gone, right? >> jimmy: yeah, he is gone, don't worry. he is out running up a mountain or something right now. he will find bigfoot for you, by the way. >> he is feeding them pigs. bigfoot is like, i don't want any pigs. >> jimmy: no, now, we're really out of time, we're really out of time, but bobcat goldthwait, everybody. video-on-demand, and dvd. and he will be performing in grand rapids, michigan, at dr. grins. that is a real place? >> no, that is my house. >> jimmy: bobcat goldthwait, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is

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. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank chef gordon ramsay, bobcat goldthwait, and i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran

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