we showed people a survey that stacked fios up against comcast. what's it like paying for internet rated 6 out of 7 in customer satisfaction? not good, it's not the best. no, it's not fun. look at it this way, you're kind of on top. if i was like this, all day. switch from the bottom to the top and see why millions of satisfied customers have made fios #1. sign up for a verizon fios triple play online with a 2-year agreement and get an amazing $400 back plus a free lg g tablet or up to $200 off any tablet from verizon wireless. but hurry, don't wait - this great offer ends august 10th. eagles lose their preseason debut, jeff skversky. >> good thing it doesn't count, right. they have a few weeks to work this out. sloppy start to the preseason opener. eagles offense commits four

penalties in the first few minutes and nick foles looks nothing like the pro bowl quarterback that led this team to the playoffs last year. eagles offense not looking too sharp in the preseason open inner chicago tonight, first drive, third and 17. foles in no man's land. pick off. eagles would fall behind seven to nothing. in the first, foles, picked off again. he throws two interceptions. he had only two all last year in the regular season. then offense out after three drives. backup mark sanchez leads eagles on two straight scoring drives. matt barclay looked good too. highlight of the night from rookie receiver josh huff, not jordan matthews. how about huff on the kick off return, final minute of the second quarter, 102-yard kick off return. but the eagles blow an 11-point lead in the second half to lose 34 -28. live ducis rodgers in chicago, ducis, chip kelly cannot be too thrilled the with the way his team played to start the

game. >> jeff, no, not at all. let talk about the rookie jordan matthews second round pick out of vanderbilt had quite a few drop passes. he called his play inconsistent. the other rookie receiver josh huff with the big kick off return in the second quarter after the game, i asked him about it. >> i just trusted my blockers, you know, we had a go going in the preseason game that we try to set the tone for rest of the preseason and into the season. that is to get a kick off return to the house or punt return or make some impact with the special teams and we were able to do that but we weren't able to pull out victory tonight. >> how would you describe your first taste of nfl games. >> it was definitely amazing. it is something i always dreamed of and what my hard work got me here. >> he is a former running back and he showed those moves on that kick off return. eagles on tuesday will be in foxboro, massachusetts for three days of practice with the patriots followed up by a

game next friday against paths n chicago with the birds i'm ducis rodgers for channel six, "action news", jeff back to you. >> i notice you didn't call them cheater like carry williams. eagles back to work sunday when they have open practice at franklin field. still to come in sports roy halladay returns to the mound tonight, hear from

in a season full of frustrating moments the sight of roy halladay today is a sight for sore eyes, at least for a few minutes tonight halladay takes everyone back to much happier times at the ballpark. halladay says he gets butterflies, dock throwing out first pitch on the very mound he threw that post season no hitter. even though he never won a world series here he loved his four seasons in philadelphia. >> one of the greatest experiences of my life, to

play in this city, and there is nothing in the world i would trade it for. thank you very much. >> now after halladay steps off the mound new guy wearing number 34 gets up there to face mets but this number 34 does no look as good, aj burnett gives up four in the fourth. daniel murphy past ryan howard. phillies fall behind five to nothing. in the ninth grady sizemore with the bases loaded, no grand slam like ryan howard last night. to run double. phillies get within one. they have a tying run, 90 feet away, and he strikes out. phillies lose five-four. they have lost how about this ten of their last 11 home games to the new york mets. >> having problems with new york. jimmy kimmel live next on channel six, "action news" continues at 5:30. now for cecily tynan, jeff skversky, ducis rodgers, the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner, have a good night

and a great weekend. "action news" is sponsored in part by elkins chevrolet, south jersey's premiere chevy dealership featuring 2014 silverado. the visit on line at elkins from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] tonight, kerry washington. "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music with tom petty and the heartbreakers. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what can i say? here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: hey, thank you. hi, guys. i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] -- for being here tonight. you're very nice. and you're here on a good night. we have quite a lineup of guests for you tonight. kerry washington is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] back to work. shooting new episodes of "scandal," which is excellent. kerry plays a washington, d.c. fixer, who manages to survive on wine, popcorn and sex with the president of the united states. i'm not going to interview here tonight. i'm going to keep yelling, tell me what you know. [ laughter ] and when our interlude with kerry is completed, we have music from tom petty and the heartbreakers. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be fun. so, they've got a very special show set up. and to accommodate it, we're going to bring our entire studio audience to sony studios in

culver city. [ cheers and applause ] it's like -- like in elementary school. i have to say, i've never seen people so excited about getting on a bus. [ laughter ] i hope you brought your permission slips, right? you have them signed? once we get everyone on the bus, we should drive through mcdonald's and order, like, 6,000. and see what they do. the reason we're going, tom petty and the heartbreakers have a new album called "hypnotic eye." it's really great. and i think we have mr. petty, live via satellite right now. hello, tom. >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. we're excited. we're coming to see you tonight. we're all coming to see you. and we're not leaving until you call the police on us. [ laughter ] >> all right. well, i'll put your name on the door. >> jimmy: please do. there's a lot of names.

if you need anything, we have a souvenir store right next door. if you need a mug that says world's greatest lover on it or anything. >> i want to try to get one of the jimmy kimmel key chains. >> jimmy: i think i can definitely get you a key chain without a problem. we'll be there shortly. we're going to zip right over there. we're going the glide down over mulholland and -- or we could just take -- yeah. that would be better. tom petty and the heartbreakers tonight. [ cheers and applause ] washington, d.c., today, after a very productive last few months, congress is about to head off on their august recess, which seems appropriate. adults go on vacation, children go on recess. [ laughter ] they take the whole month of august off. from what, exactly, i don't know. [ laughter ] congress is a lot like nipples on men. [ laughter ] they're there. they're displayed prominently.

but they don't do anything. [ laughter ] and now, they're leaving to go do nothing at home. disney has a whole warehouse full of animatronic presidents. we should make them congress. we'll try it over the recess. i think a robot abe lincoln could really fire things up. i enjoy postgame interviews with athletes. often times more than the games themselves. but this one is in a league of its own. arian foster, a running back for the houston texans, was interviewed by a group of reporters after practice yesterday. i'm not sure that interview was the proper word to use. they asked him questions and he responded. and stick with this because it's incredible. >> are you 100% out there today? >> i will try to be the best teammate that i can be. i'm going to work hard doing it. >> physically, you're good to go? >> yeah. try to be the best teammate i can be, man. >> you side what kept you out? >> yeah, man. i'm just trying to be the best teammate i can be, you know? work hard at doing that. >> nothing's physically wrong with you?

>> just out here, man. working hard every day, trying to be the best teammate i can be. >> yeah. you know, being with your teammates and being the best teammate you can be. that's what i strive to do. that's what i'm out here doing. >> i know you -- what does all that stuff mean to you? >> yeah, man. being the best teammate you can be. work hard doing that every, single day. you know? that's what we're out here trying to do. >> yeah, man. trying to be the best teammate i can be. and work hard at doing that. >> how is that going for you? the project of being a better teammate. >> every, single day, just trying to be a better teammate, man. yeah, man. just out here trying to be the best teammate i can be. i'm going to continue doing that. >> anything different than -- you felt today? >> yeah, man.

out here trying to be the best teammate i can be. and i'm going to continue working on hard doing that. >> what was it like working out with your brother? different than previous seasons? >> every, single day, man, working hard, trying to be the best teammate i can be. [ laughter ] you got that? thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i believe they call that staying on message. if i was one of those reporters, that interview would never stop. i would -- i would ask him 10,000 questions. [ laughter ] until one of us gave up. and i got an answer. and i would never give up, by the way. i would keep asking questions, until it got dark. all through the night. the sun came up. i would be there. we would be like teammates. and i would be the best teammate i could be. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this was disturbing. a new study by h.p. found that most internet-connected home gadgets and appliances are vulnerable to hackers. garage door openers. it's only a matter of time before your blender steals your credit card number. [ laughter ]

they found that 70% of the most commonly used devices with internet connections with easily be hacked because most of them don't require strong passwords. i didn't even know my appliances were connected to the internet until i found my microwave's porn collection. [ laughter ] some really weird stuff. [ laughter ] here's another weird one. a band of thieves robbed a beauty supply store in houston yesterday. but they didn't steal cash. they stole hair extensions. [ laughter ] apparently hair extensions are worth a lot. [ laughter ] i didn't know that. i get my hair for free. out of my head. [ laughter ] some of these things cost hundreds of dollars. the suspects are still on the loose. but it seems like the police

have a pretty solid lead. >> this surveillance video could not be any clearer. the men climbed the pile of debris they created. and they scoop up those very valuable hair extensions by the armful. the owners tell me what they are grabbing is among their most expensive merchandise, making them believe the thieves staked out their store beforehand. authorities are currently searching for this man, believed to be the ringleader. >> jimmy: he has a habit to feed, i guess. you know snapchat. as the kids know, is an app. you can send photo and video messages that disappear. you send the message. people can look at it for a few seconds. then, it's gone forever. it doesn't sound very practical. but the company was just valued at $10 billion. that's a lot of money for something that essentially is a device to give teenagers a way to send each other pictures of their private parts. i mean, $10 million. to put it in perspective, the lakers, yankees, mets, red sox, cubs and dodgers aren't worth $10 billion. that's four oprahs and nine jay zs. if the investors had any sense

of humor, they would make it disappear, like four seconds after it entered the account. [ laughter ] by the way, this is an app -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. appreciate it. what are you clapping about. you're not even listening. >> guillermo: i am listening. >> jimmy: you are listening? >> guillermo: yeah. that's a lot of money. >> jimmy: here's one you're going the like, guillermo. it's an app called eaze. right now, only available in san francisco. what it does is, you know uber, where -- well, with this, you can get medical marijuana delivered right to your door. i guess you press a button. [ cheers and applause ] or the thing. it locates you. and pot magically appears on your doorstep. we're finally living in the america that cheech and chong

always dreamed we would. [ laughter ] he says they will deliver the marijuana in 30 minutes or more, guaranteed. [ laughter ] they claim the delivery time is around ten minutes. it seems unnecessary. one thing pot smokers aren't, is in a rush. [ laughter ] and a good way to know you smoke too much is if you need an app to get more marijuana. [ laughter ] this is their website. even the guy on the cover of the website looks stoned. [ laughter ] by the way, whoever pairs this with a pizza delivery app will probably get the nobel prize. [ laughter ] while we're -- [ cheers and applause ] -- on the subject of food, i found a new celebrity chef on youtube today. she goes by the name auntie fea. it's her handle. maybe her nephew has a good sense to shoot video of her while she cooks. this is auntie phee, making a snack.

>> butter, and cinnamon. tastes good for the kids. [ bleep ]. and you put your raisins on one side. >> is this. >> no [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] just something sweet for the [ bleep ] kids, okay? got to stay with me now. [ bleep ]. make sure all of the edges are smashed. [ laughter ] so, it don't seep out. same thing to this one over here. same. >> it's prison food. >> this is not no prison [ bleep ] food. >> what do you call that? >> i don't know. it's something for the kids. >> you keep saying something for the kids. >> i keep asking you. >> [ bleep ], ain't got no [ bleep ] name for it yet. get off the phone. ooh. butter and sugar. it melts. all right. that's it. >> jimmy: my personal chef. i don't know but i'm pretty sure i'm in love. [ laughter ] we got to bring her in here to do a cooking show. i'd like to get her a job on "the chew."

[ cheers and applause ] she'd fit right in. as you probably know, california is in the middle of an unprecedented drought. more than half of the state is in what's called exceptional drought. never happened before. it's a problem for everyone. but especially for farmers and agriculture-based businesses. and it's even worse for water parks. some of which have been forced to make the best of what is a very difficult situation. >> come on out to dry and wild. california's first totally waterless water park. located on five acres of scorched earth in beautiful death valley. >> who needs water to have a good time? >> get ready for a rush of adrenaline and a mouth full of dust, on 14 bone-drive rides. >> conserving water is fun. >> like the dehydrator. the skin scraper. [ laughter ] the parchmaker. >> do we ever have to leave? >> kids love dry and wild. >> plus, california's largest waveless wave pool. dry and wild.

buy a season pass and be first in line on the all-new abrasionator. not responsible for bleeding, chafing or scraping. pants strongly advised. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: don't forget the neosporin, folks. and one more thing. it's thursday night. it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> introduce yourself to the tiny golfer with the really big [ bleep ]. >> that's what kim kardashian does. that's her job. that's what she does. to take [ bleep ] and post them on instagram. >> why a [ bleep ] may be healthier for you than a hand [ bleep ]. >> please, megan. ginger, eric, i don't care. >> congratulations on your large [ bleep ]. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> he's done it. [ laughter ] >> i have been [ bleep ] since i was 13 years old. and tony was the first person that knew that.

>> we [ bleep ] together. [ laughter ] >> i'm not sure that was then given to us is what was called lsd, long, slow [ bleep ]. >> josh, he's a great guy. he has a huge [ bleep ]. >> what activities did your husband say you guys have done as a duo? >> i'm going to go with enjoy an adult movie. >> what did you say? he said take a [ bleep ]. >> oh. >> man, this horse is whack. it's got poo brain. >> okay. you're right. we can try [ bleep ] it now. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on the show tonight, kerry washington is here. we have music from tom petty and the heartbreakers. before all that, it's time for three, ridiculous questions with michael strahan. ♪

do you trust birds? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: why not? >> beaks. beady eyes. they spoke you in the eye. i don't like birds. >> jimmy: what is your favorite word from "the star-spangled banner"? >> o're. >> jimmy: oh? >> o're. >> jimmy: that's a good choice. >> different. >> jimmy: if you had to get a tattoo of one of the women on "the view," which one would you choose? >> whoopi. >> jimmy: why whoopi? >> i think she would look great on my cheeks. >> jimmy: let's do that. >> let's live a little.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. welcome back. tonight on the show, we're taking a field trip. our whole studio audience is going to pile into my astrovan and head down to sony studios in culver city to see one of the greatest rock bands of all-time. this is their new album. it's called "hypnotic eye." tom petty and the heartbreakers, brought to you by the sharper image, which was nice of them. i noticed something. you have side one here. you have side two. and then, there's side three. [ laughter ] tom petty has shattered the laws of physics. [ laughter ] a good lineup for you next week. ted danson will be here. as will mickey rourke, damon wayans jr., chloe grace moorettes, and music from disclosure, featuring sam smith, jake owen, and the mighty mighty bosstones will be here, too. [ cheers and applause ] our next guest tonight is the

talent and emmy-dominated star on one of the biggest shows on tv. her character is the most popular pope since the pope. "scandal" returns september 25th at 9:00. make a note of it. please welcome, kerry washington. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i can't believe you had a baby and you look like this. >> oh, you're kind. >> jimmy: it's against the rules. >> you're such a good friend. you just had a baby. >> jimmy: well, my wife had this one. yeah. we did. we had a baby. >> how exciting. >> jimmy: thank you. and congratulations to you, as well. >> you did something very kind

the last time i came. you sent me -- you were in austin, texas. >> jimmy: right. >> and you sent me a box full of barbecue from le barbecue in austin. there's nothing more kind to do for a pregnant lady than a box full of frozen deliciousness. it was amazing. >> jimmy: did your daughter like it? >> we all liked it. >> jimmy: that's nice. i know you love barbecue. >> i do. >> jimmy: i thought it would be a nice treat for you. >> he's a good friend. >> jimmy: you baby's isabel. mine is jane. we should swap them and see if our families notice. just for a few days. see what happens. i heard your baby is named after your grandmother. >> mine is, too. >> jimmy: how about that? >> we could swap them. it will be fine. >> jimmy: you were part of this big fund-raiser. it wasn't for president obama. but he was the headliner. >> for the dnc. >> jimmy: traffic still hasn't returned to normal. >> sorry. they get really mad. >> jimmy: i think more people get mad because of the traffic than have a positive experience.

>> the people who were there, really psyched about it. once you get through the traffic, you're like -- >> jimmy: right. everybody else that's mad. how did it go? what's it like in one of those things? >> it's amazing. for me, it's pretty incredible. i was a support of him. i wouldn't a come lately fan. i'm not a jump on the bandwagon person. i was there pushing the bandwagon out of the mud, uphill in the very beginning. >> jimmy: that's true. >> i was an early supporter. it's amazing to see him go from this person -- i remember hanging out in like the basement of a gym in south carolina with usher and then-senator barack obama, when nobody could pronounce his name. and now, you're standing in a garden. he's five minutes out. he's three minutes out. he's 60 seconds out. >> jimmy: it must be weirder for him. >> it must be. but he's just the same guy. he and his amazing wife are genuine, authentic, fantastic people that are trying to do the best they can for this country. >> jimmy: you're still pushing

that wagon out of the mud. >> they're awesome. >> jimmy: would you consider them to be your friends? >> i don't know. i mean, i like them very much. but i feel like, that's so presumptuous. we're friendly. >> jimmy: can you text them? >> no. i can text people who are with them. >> jimmy: okay. all right. you're like a -- one step removed from friendship. >> feels like high school. one step removed from coolness. we'll see. >> jimmy: tom petty is here tonight. we're going to take the studio audience to the show. >> you guys are lucky. >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] you're probably a little too young to be in that -- >> you're so sweet. >> jimmy: tom petty. >> we're good friends. >> jimmy: that's true, right? >> kind of, yeah. >> jimmy: you're a performer. >> i was in an a cappella group in high school.

one step from coolness. >> jimmy: it may be more than one step away. [ laughter ] >> it was a nine-girl a cappella singing group. we called ourselves triple trio. >> jimmy: excellent. >> when i was in junior high school i wanted to be in triple trio because there was amazing senior named gwyneth paltrow. and she was president of triple trio. >> jimmy: how about that? >> i really wanted to be president of triple trio one day. and then, i was, co-president of triple trio one day. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> exciting honor, yeah. >> jimmy: you were in -- were you in this group together? >> we weren't there together. she is just a teeny bit older. just a teeny. when i was in junior high school, she was president. >> jimmy: what kind of stuff did triple trio sing? >> we sang some modern hits. like "eternal flame" by the bangles. >> jimmy: excellent. >> amazing.

for an all-girl school, that was, like -- >> jimmy: did you hold candles while you did it? >> if we could have, we would have. >> jimmy: there were no candles allowed? >> there may have been a concert in a church once. we got hired a lot on valentine's day to sing to people. and we would do the old standards. >> jimmy: who would you sing to? >> you could hire us and we would use the money to pay for our uniforms. i used the group to sing to my boyfriend in high school. >> jimmy: you did? >> he hated it. >> jimmy: he hated it? >> it's fun in an a cappella group because they can't leave. you watch them squirm around in their seats while you're singing at home. it's funny. >> jimmy: that's a perverse pleasure. there's a lot of layers to you. we're learning all sorts of things. when we come back, i want to learn -- when "scandal" ended, i'm glad you're back to work. >> thank you. >> jimmy: for all we know, you're leaving the show.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. we're back with kerry washington. tom petty and the heartbreakers are still to come. congratulations on your emmy nomination. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] it was awkward the year we were announcing nominations together and i wasn't nominated. it's like you felt bad for me. >> jimmy: i was also in pajamas and you were dressed like an adult. >> you were. >> jimmy: if by any chance i wind up presenting your category, i'm just going to give

it to you regardless of who wins. >> yes. see what i mean? friends in high places. >> jimmy: nobody has ever done that before. or if they had, we don't know. i promise i will do that if i find myself -- >> now, if you're presenting in the category and i happen to win, nobody will think i earned it. >> jimmy: i'll hold up the card. >> okay. good plan. if he doesn't hold up the card, you know what happened. >> jimmy: if i don't hold up the carding something terrible happened. can you tell us anything about what -- about what the plan is for -- >> yes. i knew you would ask. i, too, am a good friend. guillermo, my co-star. >> jimmy: yes. >> we arranged to have you have the script. >> jimmy: for real? >> this is episode 401. "randy, red and superfreak" is the title. this is it. this is really the script. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: here's the script, everybody. [ laughter ]

it's all blacked out. >> it was a redacted script. >> jimmy: it is completely -- it's not all blacked out. >> somebody says, hi. and then, olivia says hi. >> jimmy: okay. all right. wow. >> and for real fans of the show, that's a big deal. >> jimmy: it is a big deal. i am upset about one thing. you guys are moving from -- you were on at 10:00. and you're moving to 9:00, which is farther away from us, which i don't like at all. >> i know. it's a weird separation for us. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i never thought that anybody could come between us. by viola davis has. >> jimmy: she has. >> viola davis and her 10:00 show. >> jimmy: it's not like a separation. it's more like you bought an apartment because it was closer to work. and -- >> we're still together. >> jimmy: we kind of still know what's going on. there's trouble in paradise is what's happening. >> if there was going to be a gal to come between us, viola davis would be the one. >> jimmy: will the show be able

to be as sensational and crazy as it was at 9:00? >> rumor has it -- this is just a rumor. rumor has it that shonda will only do the move if we can keep all of the sexy stuff at a 10:00 p.m. level, at a 9:00 hour. the sexy stuff will still be there. >> jimmy: okay, good. you hear that, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's great. >> and all of the murder and that stuff, too. the violence. all of it. >> jimmy: america has no problem with murder and violence. >> it's the sexy stuff that's the issue. we fight to keep our sexy stuff. >> jimmy: good. >> you have to compete the with cable. >> jimmy: that is right. we should get naked after this. [ cheers and applause ] >> huh? >> jimmy: he understands. >> your wife, too. >> jimmy: yeah. congratulations again on your emmy, your baby. not necessarily in that order. [ cheers and applause ] kerry washington, everybody. season four of "scandal" thursday september 25th, at a new time, 9:00. we'll be right back with tom petty and the heartbreakers. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by sharper image. quality, innovation, design. sharper image is your destination for technology, electronics and the latest gadgets. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, how about this? this gentleman is tom petty. the band, the heartbreakers. we're at sony studios in culver city. tom, i want you to know that this group of people, this young men and women, traveled more than five miles to be here to see you tonight. >> wow. i went at least 15.

>> jimmy: and i haven't broken it to them yet. but we are not giving you a ride home. you're on your own from here on out. thank you so much for doing this and for playing this show for us. we're here in your rehearsal space, right? >> yes, you are. we've been here for three weeks, i think. and it's nice for everybody to drop by. >> jimmy: yeah. it's like you're under house arrest in here. [ applause ] >> yeah. we never dreamed this would happen. but here we are. >> jimmy: it's like the worst dream come true ever, right? you kick off your tour on sunday in san diego. >> sunday night, yeah. >> jimmy: sunday night in san diego. and then, you go on to boise, i'm told. and then, on to -- do you know? or just one by one? >> why would you go anywhere after boise? [ laughter ] i -- well, yeah. we keep going and going. i think it's 40-odd dates in the north america area. >> jimmy: do you enjoy playing

more than others? >> no. >> jimmy: you like them all equally. >> i like them all. >> jimmy: all right. we're excited to have you. this is the album. it's great. it's called "hypnotic eye." not only are the songs great. but i love that you have a side one, side two and a side three. >> well, there wasn't enough room for side four. but there's a really nice etching on the other side. >> jimmy: is there really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you do it yourself? >> no. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> i just play, man. >> jimmy: you just play. >> i don't know anything else. >> jimmy: that's why we're here, to see you play. this is the album, "hypnotic eye." here with the songs "american dream plan b," and "forgotten man," tom petty and the heartbreakers. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ i'm gonna make my way through this world someday ♪ ♪ i don't care what nobody say ♪ american dream political scheme ♪ ♪ i'm gonna find out for myself someday ♪ ♪ well i'm half lit i can't dance for ♪ ♪ but i see what i want i go after it ♪ ♪ yeah, my girl's all right treats me nice ♪ ♪ ain't nothing but a woman puts out that light ♪ ♪ i got a dream i'm gonna fight till i get it ♪ ♪ i got a dream ♪ i'm gonna fight till i get it right ♪ ♪ till i get it right ♪ well, my baby no doubt dreams

further out ♪ ♪ makin' moves to get us away someday ♪ ♪ no my honey don't trip shoots from the hip ♪ ♪ tell me everything gonna be okay ♪ ♪ i got a dream i'm gonna fight ♪ ♪ till i get it i got a dream ♪ i'm gonna fight till i get it right ♪ ♪ till i get it right ♪ well, my momma's so sad daddy's just mad ♪ ♪ 'cause i ain't gonna have the

chance he had ♪ ♪ my success is anybody's guess ♪ ♪ but like a fool i'm bettin' on happiness ♪ ♪ i got a dream i'm gonna fight ♪ ♪ till i get it i got a dream ♪ i'm gonna fight till i get it right ♪ ♪ i got a dream i'm going to fight till i get it ♪ i got a dream ♪ ♪ i'm gonna fight till i get it right ♪ ♪ till i get it right [ cheers and applause ]

♪ well i feel like a forgotten man i understand the dark ♪ ♪ when it hangs upon the water ♪ when the wolves and dogs all bark ♪ ♪ well, i feel like a forgotten man ♪ ♪ i feel like a forgotten man ♪ well, i feel like a four-letter word ♪

♪ i know what few can do ♪ how angry words can pierce the heart ♪ ♪ how a soul can sink so low ♪ i feel like a forgotten man, yes ♪ ♪ i feel like a forgotten man ♪ well, i feel like i'm forever damned ♪