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>> jimmy: termites is right. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: before joining "guardians of the t(sp,y," groot was a member of which group? >> commandos. >> jimmy: that's right. let's bring out -- >> she's so good. >> jimmy: bradley cooper. brad, you're our last hope. here he comes. [ cheers and applause ] he's rocket. bradley, mia, what technology gave rocket the ability to speak? >> (v!ernetic enhancement. >> jimmy: that's absolutely right. what is the name of rocket's home planet? >> half world. >> jimmy: that is right. and finally -- >> this is amazing. >> jimmy: name three of the infinity gems. mia? >> power, mind, soul. >> jimmy: yes. that is absolutely right. >> wow.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mia, once again, you've proven to !e a true champion. and as award, we have a wheelbarrow full of "guardians of the galaxy" toys. where are those toys? look at that. and we are sending you and your family, to disneyland, mia. and also, we're going to send our entire studio audience next to see an exclusive screening of "guardians of the galaxy" tonight. thank you, mia. thank you, guardians. "guardians of the galaxy" opens august 1st. your clasixx.ee dve icos
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[ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i want to thank chris, zoe, dave, vin, bradley and mia. i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, their album is called, "hanging gardens." here with the song "all you're waiting for," with whang, an
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