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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back. kim kardashian is here. you ready for this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: guillermo, bring us a couple of practice babies. i'll show you the steps. thank you, guillermo. we must be gentle with the babies. guillermo's our baby wrangler and nurse. >> i usually take my ring off. >> jimmy: you can take it off. why don't you have guillermo hold that just in case -- well, it will be all right. >> it's all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: worth more than versailles. [ laughter ] all right. so, the key, we're going to do, we're going to take off the onesie. we will remove the diaper, which hopefully doesn't have anything in it. we will then dispose of the diaper here, in this garbage. then, we will take a baby wipe.

we will wipe from -- is it back to front or front -- whichever way it goes. we will dispose of the wipe. and we'll put on a fresh diaper and then put the baby over here into your crib. whoever has the most babies at the end of 90 seconds will win. okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: are you ready? guillermo, give me a baby. >> i'll start with this one. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> are we going? >> jimmy: no, we're going to put the time on the clock. are you ready? your mark, get set, go. oh, i'm already behind. [ cheers and applause ] how am i doing, guillermo? >> guillermo: you're doing great, jimmy. >> jimmy: i am? thank you. i'm a little behind. i think i was a little bit rough throwing the baby into the crib. wipe, wipe, wipe.

oh, the babies are crying now. >> my baby shockingly doesn't cry. >> jimmy: you got a very quiet baby. [ cheers and applause ] can't get the paper off. thank you, guillermo. >> guillermo: jimmy, you should hire a nanny. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. you should hire a nanny better. i feel like i'm catching up. the baby -- oh, mine's peeing! [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: mine peed a little. >> mine better not pee. >> jimmy: my daughter peed higher than that, i swear to god. thank you. >> ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!

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now, they play best police friends in the movie "let's be cops." it opens in theater august 13th. please welcome damon wayans jr. and jake johnson. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] you guys are fighting already. >> well -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you dress so much the same, too. >> yeah. we do a lot the same. >> we do too much the same. >> jimmy: you do. you're on the tv show together all the time. now, not only were you in the movie, you're out promoting the movie together. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: would you consider yourself a comedy team now? >> yeah, kind of like a marriage a little bit. >> let's stick with team. >> this is like a marriage, that's a comedy team. >> jimmy: would one of you be upset if the other went off to do a project on his own? >> if he didn't check with me. yeah. >> it's actually kind of true. it's getting to the point where we always check in with each other.

if we don't it's a little weird. it's almost embarrassing. >> it's super embarrassing. >> jimmy: wow. how about that? >> he -- every time he's like -- talks about his wife, i kind of get a little jealous. >> jimmy: yeah. >> why would you get jealous? >> kind of like -- you know. >> jimmy: you shouldn't be talking about your wife in front of damon. you really shouldn't. >> my god. >> jimmy: he's your new partner now, it's called being a team. >> okay, i respect that. >> jimmy: i understand. i know how it works. we'll have drinks later, we'll discuss it, damon. >> that okay? >> yeah, that's okay. >> jimmy: i know you are very close friends in real life. >> yeah, we've become it. >> jimmy: you didn't know each other before the show, right? >> no, we did the pilot of "new girl" together. and we had a lot of fun doing it. >> i went off, i did "happy endings" for two seasons, for the movie. [ cheers and applause ] >> so, we hadn't worked with each other like two years before the movie came into play. while we were shooting the

movie, jake begged me to come do another season. >> i didn't beg you. "please do it, please do it, please, please, please, i'll leave my wife." >> i was like, i don't need you to leave my wife. >> i'll need my wife! >> i said you would be that thing on the side. >> no, you didn't. i'll leave my wife, i'll put drugs in my butt for you. >> what in your butt for you? >> jimmy: exactly. >> so that was my pitch to get damon back to "new girl." i'll leave my drugs and i'll put drugs in my butt for you. >> jimmy: that would make a great greeting card. was this a moment when you realized that it was meant to be between the two of you? >> well, yeah. during the pilot, damon did something really funny. so, that was my first big job and i was very nervous. and damon was somehow less nervous. and there was a scene with zoe and max where they're doing something serious. we're in the background. you can't really laugh and clown around if you're in the background. it's important. >> no. >> but we're not on camera. we're doing the lines. i look over and damon's front

looks perfect where the whole crew is. his back, his butt is out. so, i'm seeing a guy i just met two days before, his bare butt cheeks. and i can't go, like, your butt cheeks are out, man. i had to deal with it. >> i'm flexing them, too. getting little dimples in it. so, it's like my line being, come on, you can have a good night. i'm seeing his butt cheeks going in. yeah, he left for "happy endings." >> jimmy: the fact that damon knows he has dimples in his butt, means you're looking in the mirror and doing that, right? >> yes. that's a great point. >> what's wrong with that? >> jimmy: in this movie, you guys play buddies again who put on police uniforms. >> yes. >> jimmy: and pretend to be -- i have friends who actually have done this. >> do you really? >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. >> did they go to jail? >> jimmy: no, no, they did not. they got into comedy. [ laughter ] but you guys start doing this, tell everybody the idea of the film.

>> basically, the movie is about two early-30 guys, who are down on their luck, dress like cops, people believe they're cops. they start liking it. >> loving it. >> they don't take the costumes off. then they get into a lot of trouble. >> some crazy stuff happens in this one. >> jimmy: there is a -- i hesitate to call it love scene. but there is a scene in which -- it's a wrestling scene? >> yeah, it's damon's favorite scene. >> it's not my favorite scene of all-time. >> damon begged to do it. i love this. i love this. >> no, i didn't. all right, you can tell -- >> it's in the hardware store. >> jimmy: sumo wrestler. >> he's not a sumo wrestler, he's just a really big guy from samoa, buck-naked, super sweaty, i'm supposed to tackle him to the ground. when i tackle him he winds up on top of me. and then he tries to get away but he's like going -- like sliding up my body. >> my view at this point, the man was sweaty. and actually naked. because we were fighting for the

movie to be rated "r." they pitched an underpants version. >> we were like, that's not as funny. >> you said that. you were like, it's not as funny. i want that man's underpants off. >> i did not say that. >> yes, you did. i was right there. you go, it's funnier if his junk is in my face, it's also my childhood dream. >> that's not what i said. >> i'm damon wayans jr., i can't have this guy's junk in my face unless it's a movie. but if it's a movie, i'm so happy. >> so, the dude gets undressed. we look at his, you know. genitalia. >> this is a sad but true story. >> honestly, it was a little disappointing. but in the script it says, a big samoan with a big unit. >> yeah. >> this was our lowest point of our friendship. because the guy takes off his robe. he's not blessed. >> yeah. >> well, i think we went into a corner to talk about it. just, i don't know, i expected more. >> it doesn't matter, really

doesn't matter. i'm actually happy it wasn't long because i didn't want anything sliding up my face. >> i'm sure he's good, a good actor. >> jimmy: it's good we explained this clip because we wouldn't have been able to show it. the movie is "let's be cops." it opens august 13th. we'll be right back with disclosure and sam smith. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. [ shelly ] as a graduate of devry university

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[ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i want to thank kim kardashian, damon wayans jr., jake johnson. i apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. first their album is called "settle." here with the song "latch" with an assist from sam smith, disclosure. [ cheers and applause ])áh ♪ ♪ you lift my heart up when the

rest of me is down you you enchant me even when you're not around ♪ ♪ if there are boundaries i will try to knock them down ♪ ♪ i'm latching on, babe now i know what i have found ♪ los angeles, how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] sing to me. ♪ i feel we're close enough i wanna lock in your love i think we're close enough could i lock in your love baby ♪ ♪ now i got you in my space i

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