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i had a big weekend at the barbecue grill. i made sausage. italian sausage. i got sent to me from brooklyn. i made peppers and onions. and i ate and i ate. the object of labor day is to eat so much that i feel like i'm going into labor. [ laughter ] but it was good. you know i had the worst labor day of anybody? this guy. i saw this guy outside a mattress store. you see, he's dressed like a mattress. [ laughter ] in what was 90 degrees of heat. i would never reward a store for doing that to a person by buying something there. and what happens if the mattress you buy turns out to be the one with a man in it? you don't want -- [ laughter ] so, i guess summer's over. it's sad. there is a silver lining. the end of summer also means the end of men wearing open-toed shoes. i don't like to see male feet. [ laughter ] i don't like flip-flops.

i don't like birkenstocks, crocs, the work of the devil. [ laughter ] and tonight, we're going to do something about it. tonight, we're going to rid this city of the crimes against our eyes. my cousin sal is out on hollywood boulevard, with the shoe disposal station. >> what's happening, jimmy? >> jimmy: are you ready to do the lord's work here? >> i have my gloves to work. >> jimmy: here's what's going to happen. i would like you to help me search for or confiscate any shoes we deem unacceptable. when we find them, we will take them from the person, forcibly, if we have to, and hurl them into -- we have a flaming trash can just beside cousin sal. so -- [ laughter ] are we set, sal? >> yeah. let's go looking. >> jimmy: let's scan hollywood boulevard at shoe-level, until we find some offensive footwear. there we go. all right. we're seeing -- right there. right there. yes. stop that guy right there. >> come back here. >> jimmy: hi, there. what's your name? >> come on in. >> jimmy: sure.

hello there. >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from seattle, washington. >> jimmy: are you on vacation? >> down for a family reunion. >> jimmy: tell me a little about your shoes. >> they're my favorite. northwest special, keens. my wife doesn't like them. >> jimmy: your wife doesn't like them. >> we don't like them, either. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> a lot of people in seattle wear socks under their -- >> jimmy: i know that. they're ostracized for doing that sort of thing. >> i brought it up. >> jimmy: will you hand those to my cousin sal for just a second? yeah. just let him get a good look at them. >> the other one, too. >> jimmy: yeah. now, okay. cousin sal -- i don't know if you heard. that summer is over. and it's illegal to be wearing those on your feet right now. >> well. that may be. >> jimmy: so, cousin sal -- do you like barbecue? >> i love barbecue.

>> jimmy: that's good news. >> food, though. >> jimmy: cousin sal, go ahead and throw those on the grill. [ cheers and applause ] >> my wife will be happy. >> jimmy: we're going to give you a gift certificate. there's a dsw shoe store down the block. tip-toe down there and buy a decent pair of shoes. let your wife pick them. thank you very much. >> a nice guy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: out on the street. let's do one more here. let's go back around on the street. see what we have. we have -- >> come over here. >> jimmy: there you go. flip-flops. those are even worse. yeah. what's your name? >> michael. >> jimmy: where are you from, michael? >> new york city. >> jimmy: are you on vacation? >> i am. >> jimmy: do you wear those shoes in new york, those flip-flops?

>> sometimes. >> jimmy: sometimes. but especially for vacation here? >> especially for vacation. >> jimmy: you know summer's over. >> it is? >> jimmy: yeah. and if you don't mind, i'd like you to hand those shoes to my cousin sal. >> this guy's a beast. i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. look at that. see? we're going to just throw them on there. [ laughter ] all right. we'll check back in. we're going to get you another pair of shoes. we'll check back in with cousin sal if he ever comes back. you know, it's a nerve-racking weekend for a number of famous people. nude and intimate photos of jennifer lawrence, kate upton and a lot of other female stars were posted online over the weekend. i think you can tell how good or bad a person you are, based on how many seconds you wait to google jennifer lawrence nude after hearing the news. anything under 60, you're going to hell. [ laughter ] early reports suggested that the

culprits obtained pictures by hacking into icloud, through apple's find my iphone app. apple is denying that. they're claiming the hackers broke in by finding out e-mail passwords. i think the ceo of apple should be forced to apologize in the nude, right? it's embarrassing. it's especially embarrassing for me because i happen to be one of the people who got caught up in this. [ laughter ] somehow these animals got this intimate photograph of me at the gym. that tiger and lotus flower were private between me and my wife and our personal trainer and tattoo artists. some make the argument that celebrities shouldn't be storing their private pictures. it's a silly thing to say. it's if you mailed somebody on a nude polaroid. and someone at the postoffice opened up the letter and made copies. if that happened, would anybody go, well, that's what they get for trusting an insecure system?

no. they blame the guy who did it, right? why do we need to steal naked photos of kate upton when we already have this? what more do you want from the woman? [ cheers and applause ] this is why i store all my naked pictures on an etch-a-sketch. trying to steal my nudes? [ laughter ] too bad. meanwhile, it's especially bad timing for apple. next week, they're expected to announce a new iphone with a virtual wallet. apple is believed to be partnering with american express that would replace carrying credit cards around. you can lose your naked pictures and all your money in one easy step. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i guess the thing is -- you have to prepare. but you can't trust any of this stuff. at the very least, this should serve as an important reminder that if you put your personal information on someone else's server, you're at the mercy of that company, whether you like

it or not. >> you love apple products. you use them to share your life. all of your life. and since you've saved your photos to icloud, we have them, too. and you can never delete them. now, buy the new iphone and the nine iphones that come after that, or we'll send them to your grandma. >> why, megan? why? wait. come here. >> apple, we've got you by the nuts. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's go back out to cousin sal. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: what do burning sandals smell like? >> they smell like a combination of roasted chicken and when a bum defecates. >> jimmy: okay, good. looks like we have a dangerous inferno going on. >> it's getting pretty bad. i'm not going to lie to you.

>> jimmy: what's that guy wearing? hey, you. what's your name? >> who are you? >> jimmy: did you notice we have a fire going here? >> it's horrible, isn't it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> the fire marshal. where is the fire marshal? >> jimmy: i don't know where he is. what are you wearing on your feet there? >> brand-new sandals. >> jimmy: brand-new sandals. you know summer has just ended, right? >> i beg your pardon? >> jimmy: i said summer has just ended. sandal season is over. >> well -- for you, it is. for me, it's not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well -- i don't know about that. do you mind if we looked at your sandals up close? would you take them off for a second? [ laughter ] all right. when did you get those? >> about half an hour ago. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right.

it's a real cinderella story we have going here. about half an hour ago, huh? yeah. well, say good-bye to them. >> what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: say good-bye to them. because summer is -- we're going to give you a new pair of shoes. buy something with laces on it, okay? >> thank you. >> jimmy: okay. thank you. >> bye. >> jimmy: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] you know, justin bieber has -- is in trouble again. this came out today. the story came out today. justin bieber was arrested on friday near his hometown in canada, after crashing his atv into a minivan and allegedly getting into a physical altercation with the driver of the minivan. he's facing charges of dangerous driving and assault. is it possible that justin

bieber has raeb rabies? either he's wearing a wig or that selena gomez in back. you shouldn't be allowed to ride an atv if you can't grow a mustache. that should be the rule. tmz is reporting it might have been a confrontation with paparazzi in the minivan. justin is two years probation for egging his neighbor's house. how long ago was that, guillermo, that he did that? >> guillermo: 217 days. >> jimmy: okay. it's time to change the calendar there then. you got the number? >> guillermo: yeah. yeah, i do. >> jimmy: good. it's now been four days since justin bieber broke the law. [ cheers and applause ] we'll keep updating it. >> guillermo: yeah. i will change it. >> jimmy: what are we going to

do if justin bieber goes to prison? we might have to expand the show to two hours. [ laughter ] this is weird. this comes from the world cup -- of basketball. there's fiba, basketball world cup. the u.s. team played new zealand today. of course, the u.s. team dominates the event. they have good players on the squad. derek rose is on. kyrie irving is on. but new zealand has a secret weapon. a war dance known as the haka, that leaves foes intimidated and puzzled. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're like laker girls.

we beat them by 27 points. [ laughter ] let's find a little more disgraceful footwear, with cousin sal on hollywood boulevard. okay. sal -- oh, two. we have a two-for right here. those guys. >> come on in. >> jimmy: hello, guys. >> how are you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: what's your name? >> omar. >> jimmy: what's your name? >> abe. >> jimmy: abe and omar. i never met an abe and omar together before. are you brothers? friends? >> friends. >> jimmy: you're here on san francisco? >> no. canada. >> jimmy: canada. i saw your jersey. what part of canada are you from? >> edmonton alberta. >> jimmy: it's cold there, huh? >> it's freezing. >> jimmy: is site cold right now? >> thunderstorms. >> jimmy: you won't be able to wear those sandals back home, right? >> nope. >> jimmy: oh, you won't. and how much longer are you going to be here? >> leaving tomorrow morning.

>> jimmy: oh, you are. you really don't need those sandals at all. >> why? you want them? >> jimmy: well, yeah. wound you mind giving them to my cousin sal? we're trying to clean up the streets, now that summer is over. abe, you, too. yeah. by the way, did you plan to wear matching sandals? or is that a happy coincidence? >> happy coincidence. >> jimmy: well, it's time -- sal, throw them -- >> one, two, three. happy coincidence. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, the good news is, when you go through airport security tomorrow, you won't have to take off your shoes. [ laughter ] >> i'm taking off my shoes. >> jimmy: all right. yeah. there's a gift card. you can go ahead and get a new pair of shoes. all right? all right. and never wear those again. thank you, guys. [ laughter ] that's abe and omar, everybody, from canada. tonight on the show, wiz khalifa is here. and we'll be right back with eva longoria.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, here to chat and with music from his latest cd, it debuted at number one last week. it's called "blacc hollywood." wiz khalifa from the at&t outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good show tomorrow night. gwyneth paltrow will be here. she's never been here before. from "brooklyn nine-nine," terry crews will be here. and we'll have music from shawn mendes. and later this week, sarah silverman, taraji p. henson, terry bradshaw, the trailer park boys and music from hunter hayes and the kooks, who turn out to be pretty normal. not kooky at all. [ laughter ] our first guest is an actress, producer and restaurateur with a freshly-minted masters degree so, if you have paper, take notes at home. her new movie "frontera" opens in theaters friday and it is ondemand and itunes now. please say hello to eva longoria. [ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ] great to see you. >> hi. >> jimmy: you spit in the face of fashion by wearing white after labor day. it's unbelievable? >> i wear white year-round. i wear white jeans. >> jimmy: it makes sense in california. how was your labor day weekend? >> what did i do? i was in mexico for labor day. i was at this lake in mexico. the lake como of mexico. >> jimmy: is that how they promote it? the lake como of mexico? >> yeah. >> jimmy: is there a mexican george clooney that lives there? >> my boyfriend. it's really pretty. it's really nice. before that i was in panama. >> jimmy: panama. wow. what's that like? >> fun. it's really cool.

have you been to the panama canal? >> jimmy: no. >> it's 100 years old. it just turned 100. and it still uses the same technology as 100 years ago. the lifts and -- >> jimmy: the locks, right? >> the locks goes in. and the water rises and goes in. and the water rises. and it's one boat at a time. >> jimmy: you went to -- >> like the 405, literally. like four boats. and everybody's like -- and they're waiting to get in and cutting each other off. >> jimmy: it sounds terrible. >> it's the seventh wonder of the world. >> jimmy: one of the manmade wonders of the world, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. you went to it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why? [ laughter ] >> we were in panama. >> jimmy: oh. >> they're expanding it now. it's exciting. >> jimmy: sounds great. >> all the construction. >> jimmy: watched the construction project. that would be great if -- >> it takes like an hour per boat. we stayed there. i want to see a boat. and my team was like, you want to see a boat? this is like -- and i'm like, this is so exciting.

and it's just going -- >> jimmy: were you just punishing your team for some misdeeds? >> they did a horrible job with my hair and makeup. >> jimmy: when you go on vacation, do you plot it out? or go with the flow? >> i'm a planner, plodder. i go places where i'm working. i'll work two days. and stay two extra days. literally, we pack it in. we're like, we have two hours to go to the great wall. and we're in china. we run to the great wall. in panama, we have 1 1/2 hours to see the panama canal. go. >> jimmy: that's what i do, too. it drives everyone crazy. and i don't want to go home and, did you eat at the great restaurant? no, i didn't eat at the great restaurant. but sometimes it comes too much. it doesn't has relaxation. that's what i specialize, ruining in vacations. >> i need to do things on vacation. unless i go to the beach or the lake house, i just lay there.

if i go to machu picchu, i want to do this. i'll learn the language. like, i'm crazy. like you. we should go on vacation together. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. that would be great. we'd leave everyone else at home. and then, we'd never leave the room. [ cheers and applause ] >> we would drive each other crazy is. let's do this. >> jimmy: we have to watch local tv. [ laughter ] your mom just turned 70 years old. >> she did. >> jimmy: and you had a big party for her. [ applause ] is that wine in her glass? >> that is wine. >> jimmy: that's a good-sized -- like half a bottle of wine that she's got there in the glass, huh? >> it is. and let me tell you. she was a little tipsy that night. a lot tipsy. my mom and dad turn 70 the same year. but we did my mom's party and celebrated together. she got so tipsy, at one point, she goes, i'm going to go to the bathroom. i was like, mom, the bathroom's that way. >> jimmy: back home in san

antonio? >> san antonio. >> jimmy: did the whole family come out? >> it was big. 150 people. and amazing mariachis. >> jimmy: in your movie, you speak spanish through the whole thing. do you speak spanish as a kid? >> no. >> jimmy: you did not. >> spanish is my third language. i speak english. and i learned french. and spanish is my third language. >> jimmy: third language. >> i learned it four years ago. >> jimmy: is there pressure when you're speaking spanish throughout a movie and people associate you with the latin culture. >> yeah. >> jimmy: to really get it right? >> also, i think different communities appreciate you learning different languages. when i learned french, everybody in france was so appreciative, if i said he instead of she, they go, great. you're trying. >> jimmy: you're saying your spanish is bad in this movie? [ laughter ] >> no. my spanish is great in the movie. but in life. >> jimmy: in real life, it's not as good? >> in life, i stumble. >> jimmy: that's how it goes. you have your restaurant.

it's not specifically one. it's latin american-themed restaurant. >> a steakhouse with a latin flare. beso. we're going after this. you should come eat with us. we have churros. >> jimmy: you hear that, guillermo? >> guillermo: let's go. hi. we can drink and eat. >> jimmy: he knows how to do it. you never cook at the restaurant? >> yes. >> jimmy: you do? >> i'm a control freak. everyone knows i'm a control freak in my life. i'll go in the kitchen. i want to know what's wrong. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> we have different chilies ths time. >> jimmy: do you go and work with the guys? >> i'll go and do stuff. and i'll go to the tables and make guacamole. >> jimmy: so, every once in a while, we will ask our guests, people who are passionate about cooking, gordon ramsey was one of them. >> he's a chef. >> jimmy: he's a chef. mike tyson is another one. he's not a chef.

and he proved that here. so, what we'd like to do -- we'd like them to make eggs. i'd like to see -- everyone has their own way of making eggs. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when we come back, you have agreed to make eggs for us. >> i will make you eggs. >> jimmy: what kind of eggs are you going to make? >> they're called -- my boyfriend's style eggs. >> jimmy: oh. that's what it means? >> i mean, in spanish it translates really bad. >> jimmy: what does it translate to? are we going to have to bleep it? >> my boyfriend's eggs. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> all your mexicans know what i'm talking about. but it just means the eggs of the house, which he has. and so, it's the eggs of the house. >> jimmy: all right. when we come back, we're going to cook your boyfriend's nuts. eva longoria is here. the movie is called "fron tear

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. still to come, wiz khalifa. we're heating up tortillas right now. it's time for eva longoria makes the eggs. tell us again what you call this recipe. >> it would be like huevos ala kimmel. we're going to put some oil in your pan. >> jimmy: is that olive oil? >> sure. >> jimmy: okay. >> i don't know what you have here. but, yes. >> jimmy: i don't know, either. >> it is olive oil. >> jimmy: olive oil here.

>> i do egg whites here. i don't eat the yolks. >> jimmy: really? >> not because i'm trying to be healthy. because when i was little, i didn't like the color yellow. my mom tricked me one times. they're not eggs. and i eat them. and i've been eating them since i was little. >> jimmy: wow. that's remarkably strange. [ laughter ] have you ever tried one? >> a yolk? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, i tried it. >> jimmy: you didn't like it, huh? >> i don't like it. >> jimmy: the best part, the yolk. it really is. >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: yes, it is. it's yellow, so, we can't eat it. what about bananas, you don't eat them, either? >> they're texturely weird. >> jimmy: they're yellow. >> that's a good point. i never thought of that. >> jimmy: is that enough? >> yeah. i think that's way -- >> jimmy: it's very hot. >> i'm going to do the eggs. i'm going to do some egg whites. >> jimmy: i think yours is just as hot. i'm going to lower the temperature a little. >> i'm going to fry two eggs

over here to be pretty. >> jimmy: okay. just cook these with nothing in them? >> no, you just add -- nothing in them. >> jimmy: it's not a nonstick pan. this is perfect. >> this is huevos ala basson. you can semifry it. you put your tortilla -- you keep making those eggs. and you usually get refried means. >> jimmy: those are black beans. >> you want them refried and smashed. >> jimmy: all right. you don't have any of those on you, do you? >> guillermo: no, jimmy. at home, yeah. >> and then, you do -- what do we do next? >> jimmy: i don't know. it's your recipe. >> i don't know the order. but then, you put some ham. you put a slice of ham. >> jimmy: just one ham? >> you put some ham there. and then -- >> jimmy: i'm cooking the eggs. >> you can dump the eggs on there.

>> jimmy: they're still runny. i'm going to cook them a little bit more. >> now, my egg isn't done. >> jimmy: the eggs come on after the ham? >> sure. >> jimmy: now, you're cooking a egg with a yolk in it. >> i'm doing it for the alternative of people who like them. >> jimmy: for quote/unquote, normal people. >> you put your eggs here. >> okay. seems like a lot of egg white there's. >> and you put some cheese over it. >> jimmy: what kind of cheese is that? >> it's queso fresco. this is mexican cheese. and it should be grated a lot better. >> jimmy: is this hot salsa or medium? that looks really nice. i have to say. >> yeah. here's a fried egg, if you want to see it with a fried egg. >> jimmy: okay. >> it should be refried beans, the smashed up beans. >> jimmy: a little of that. very good. >> it's like huevos rancheros. >> jimmy: salt and pepper? >> i'm not a cook. if you like it, you don't like

it, don't put it. if you want to do olive oil or vegetable oil or butter. >> jimmy: very good advice. how are we supposed to eat this thing? with a knife and fork? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what about the onions. >> i don't know why they're there. >> jimmy: i don't know why they're there, either. you cut it and eat it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. >> are you going to eat it now? >> jimmy: well, it's -- >> you want to eat a yolk? >> jimmy: sure. i'll eat a yolk. you eat that one. guillermo, you want to try this over here? >> you made that really fast. it should be -- it has to be mushy, all together. >> jimmy: it has to be mushy, all together. you want the one with the yolk? >> nobody wants my egg whites. >> jimmy: we're not as healthy as you are. here we go. i dropped everything. it's really kind of a mess to be honest with you, eva. >> what happens is, you're supposed to put -- it bathes it. and it melts together by the time it gets, you know, sits a while. >> jimmy: it tastes delicious.

may i recommend this next time be served in a cup. yes? there you go. evan longoria made us eggs. and they're quite delicious. "frontera" opens in theaters on friday. thank you very much, eva. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. that's why there's a listerine® product for every mouth. one to clean your whole mouth.

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>> jimmy: look at that. the fires are burning. wiz khalifa will be here in moments. but first, tonight, we've been providing a vital service to our community and to civilization as a whole by ridding hollywood boulevard of unsightly men's footwear, and setting those shoes on fire. we're going to check in with cousin sal. >> hey, jimmy. what's going on. >> jimmy: what's your name? >> tony. >> jimmy: where are you from, tony? >> tommy. i'm from london. >> jimmy: what's on your feet? >> you like them? >> jimmy: i don't know if i have a -- i have a problem with them. >> why's that? >> jimmy: is that a common shoe in london right now? >> it's common all over the place. >> jimmy: what kind of shoes are those? >> i'm not sure of the brand. i bought them for my vacation here in vegas and in beverly hills. >> jimmy: yeah. no.

you know how sometimes you're at home and you go, those people are foreigners. well, that's what is going through our mind right now, looking at those. would you mind throwing those in the fire pail there? just toss your shoes right into the fire. >> that's enough of them. >> jimmy: they've worn out. they've served their purpose, right? okay. yeah. just toss those -- yeah. yeah, there you go. okay. very good. [ cheers and applause ] that's a step in the right direction. and now, what we're going to do, we are going to give you a gift certificate to buy a real pair of shoes. >> we were. but i threw it in the fire. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? thank you, tommy. have a good visit. [ cheers and applause ] all right. we'll be right back with wiz khalifa. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? congratulations on your -- it's your first number one album, isn't it? >> it is. >> jimmy: is that exciting for you? okay, good. i don't know. it's a big deal, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i have a contact high already. how did you celebrate? >> i actually went back to pittsburgh and just chilled. >> jimmy: you did? nice. went back home with the family? >> yep. >> jimmy: there's a day -- a day in your honor, in pittsburgh. >> 12/12. >> jimmy: is it recuring? >> i think they intended to give it to me for one day. but you know how we are. >> jimmy: it's like 4/20 on wiz

khalifa day. you cannot see your face at all on the cover of this cd. it's obscured. you see one eyebrow. that's it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: smoggy day in l.a. that day? >> yeah. it was cloudy out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your mutual friend, snoop dogg, is on your album. you collaborated a few times. he smokes like between 75 and 80 points a day. do you think that's true? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and are you in that ballpark? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, if you're smoking that much, can you even count to 75? i mean, really. at a certain point, aren't you just out of it? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do people hand you pot everywhere you go? >> they give me a lot of different pot. i'm specific about the pot that i like to smoke. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. i take it with me everywhere i go. >> jimmy: and as a result, you've been arrested how many

times? >> i mean, you know. >> jimmy: 20 times, right? >> it costs to be the boss. >> jimmy: yeah. that has to be annoying after a while. i think snoop has a thing where -- i think willie nelson has this, too. maybe as you get older, you will be granted this, too. is that people just go, oh, well, it's snoop. >> yeah. yeah. they're usually really nice to me. >> jimmy: yeah? >> anywhere that i smoke. pretty comfortable. >> jimmy: you're a young guy to be arrested 20 times already. >> yep. >> jimmy: that's a lot of times. >> my lawyer, he doesn't mind. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got a lot of -- as we can see on the cd, you have a lot of tattoos. i can see some of them -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: what was the first one you got? >> the first one -- i got a bunch now. but the first one that i got was on this arm over here. the group that i'm in -- was in. i'm all tatted up.

>> jimmy: there's no room for more. >> i'm doing more. i have an artist from denver. he's really good. >> jimmy: he better be. that's on you for the rest of your life. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your wife has a tattoo. this is one of the great -- if i ever got a tattoo, this is the tattoo i would get on my body. [ laughter ] it's you. you can never split up now. i mean, you have to be together forever. >> yeah. i feel bad for any dude she gets with after that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> if they were to happen. >> jimmy: god forbid, right? >> it would never happen, but, yeah. >> jimmy: i like also that the -- you look higher than ever in this. [ laughter ] >> i was really stoned that night. >> jimmy: yeah. what part of her body is this? >> that's her arm. that's her tricep.

>> jimmy: do you have a tattoo of her on you? >> i have her name on my hand right here. it says "m." >> jimmy: that seems like a cop-out. >> it was the first one. we were dating like a month and i got her name tattooed on me. i'm the rock star. >> jimmy: all right. does she have a lot of tattoos also? >> yeah. she started getting sleeved out. and then, she did what everybody who gets tattoos does. i hate them. now, she's like in the between stage. she's going to finish it. >> jimmy: she is. wow. i didn't know that was a common thing. people have regrets? >> yeah. you get to that incomplete stage, where it's not all there. and your vision isn't all the way complete. but you got to follow through with it. >> jimmy: mike tyson did half of his face. [ laughter ] >> he was happy with that, though. >> jimmy: i think it worked out for him. but the plan originally, i think, was to do the whole face. >> maybe. >> jimmy: your big hit single is "we dem boys." i never felt whiter than saying

those three words together. and it's about guys that you would hang out with, right? >> yeah, for sure. >> jimmy: i have some photographs here. i want you to tell me -- well, i believe we have a little graphic to go along with this. if each of these people are dem boyz or not demboyz. t.i. >> dem boys. >> jimmy: al roker. >> dem boys. >> jimmy: okay. toronto mayor, rob ford. [ laughter ] >> dem boys. >> jimmy: everybody is dem boys. vladimir putin. [ laughter ] >> dem boys. >> jimmy: dem boys. cat williams. >> dem boys. happy birthday. >> jimmy: scooby doo. >> dem boys.

>> jimmy: kim jong-un. >> he's not here anymore. >> jimmy: he's here. >> what do you think? >> jimmy: i'm thinking not dem boys. dennis rodman. >> dem boys. >> spongebob squarepants. >> jimmy: now, the boys section. back street boys. >> dem boys. >> jimmy: boyz ii men. >> dem boys. >> jimmy: boy george. >> dem boys. >> jimmy: governor chris christie. >> dem boys. >> jimmy: chris, the new bachelor. [ laughter ] he's a farmer. i don't think he grows the kind of crops you like. but -- [ laughter ] >> that one's up to you. >> jimmy: i don't know. i'm going to say not dem boys. no. and finally, a kangaroo wearing sunglasses. >> yeah. dem boys.

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[ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concerts series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i want to thank eva longoria. apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, his cd is called, ft( "blacc hollywood." here with the song "we dem boyz" -- wiz khalifa. ♪ ♪ hold up hold up hold up we dem boyz hold up we dem boyz ♪ ♪ hold up hold up hold up we making noise hold up hold up hold up ♪ m hold up hold up hold up we dem boyz hold up

we dem boyz ♪ ♪ hold up hold up hold up we making noise hold up hold up we dem boyz ♪ ♪ hold up hold up hold up pop a bottle hold up hold up hold up ♪ ♪ let's get on right now though smell that good on me they gon follow ♪ ♪ throwing money on her like she won the lotto ♪ ♪ really must be serious hold up ♪ ♪ scared of heights come face your fears hold up hold up ♪ ♪ do it just like nicki go and bend it over say she roll with me she tired of being a loner ♪ ♪ young but you know i'm ready foreign girls call me sexy hey ♪ ♪ white girls give me becky but i'ma get back to the point ♪ ♪ hold up hold up hold up we dem boyz hold up we dem boyz ♪ ♪ hold up hold up hold up

we making noise hold up hold up hold up ♪ ♪ hold up, hold up, hold up we dem boyz hold up we dem boyz ♪ ♪ hold up hold up hold up we making noise hold up hold up we dem boyz ♪ ♪ hold up hold up hold up you drive me crazy number one girl you can't replace me ♪ ♪ leave the club these broads be tryna chase me ♪ ♪ whoa that thing fat lets make a baby ♪ ♪ damn come roll with me and my mercedes ♪ ♪ hold up i see they broke i see they lazy ♪ ♪ man they money slim they acting shady ♪ ♪ i'm in my brand-new car who wanna race ♪ ♪ girl you ain't call my phone

so why showing up ♪ ♪ i'm taking them shots all my [ bleep ] stay loaded up ♪ ♪ man on the low why these thugs be acting so material ♪ ♪ hold up man did you see her interior ♪ ♪ hold up hold up hold up we dem boyz hold up we dem boyz ♪ ♪ hold up hold up hold up we making noise hold up hold up hold up ♪ ♪ hold up, hold up, hold up we dem boyz hold up we dem boyz ♪ ♪ hold up hold up hold up we making noise hold up hold up we dem boyz ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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