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llc in delaware were both awarded grants, again but mental health america in pennsylvania was not renewed as a navigate the or this year. not all navigators have the same enrollment will challenges but pennsylvania association of community health centers signed up nearly 7,000 people at an average cost of just about a hundred dollars per person. now we have a lot more on this story, including a statement from c ms on our web site at six abc.com. >> thank you, wendy. dozens of popular web sites took part in an on line protest, today. in a stand to protect net neutrality. you may have seen iconic spinning wheel of death on sites like redit or netflix or tumbler in what was deemed to be a internet slow down day. the sites claim that users might see this loading symbol, as the the sec allows new rules governing internet speeds, allowing service providers to charge for so-called fast lanes. let's get that exclusive seven day accu weather
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forecast with meteorologist cecily tynan. >> jim, storm tracker six live double scan, we don't to have wait which is good because tomorrow night it is going to be very active. tonight we're generally dry. there are some showers north and west of harrisburg. they could clip parts of the northern berks county, lehigh veil, sprinkles in the overnight hour. this is well ahead of the main ban of storms that will be moving through late in the day tomorrow, and then tomorrow night. right now goes, it is warm and getting muggy. 69 degrees in philadelphia down from a high of 82 which is 2 degrees above the average high for this time of the year. allentown is 7o millville 65. wilmington 69. trenton currently at 63 degrees. the satellite six along with action radar is showing this arc of moisture. that is the cold front sweeping through tomorrow night and this was what was first bringing us warm up and then some storms and then bring us cooler eras we head into the weekend. tomorrow though with those wind out of the southwest, it is going to be warm and humid.
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88 degrees. it will feel more like about 92, 93 with that heat index and generally more clouds then sunshine. really not a bright sunny day. future tracker showing around 4:00 o'clock is when some of these thunderstorms will begin to pop up, in the north and western suburbs. moving through philadelphia, between about 5:00 and 6:00 o'clock and then moving off the coast by about 8:30. so a pretty quick hitters and they are going to be scattered. not everyone will get them but those that do get the thunderstorms with all of this humidity could get up to 2 inches of rain and this will be occurring during the evening commute. it could cause some problems with ponding on roads, and also the possibility of some damaging wind, some isolated storms could cause this, and then behind this system, temperatures will drop in the 70's on friday with lower humidity. morning rush hour forecast though clouds and some sunshine, it will be warm at 8:00 o'clock. 68 degrees. by 7:00 o'clock 69. and then by 8:00 o'clock, and 07 by 69 degrees. i don't wake up that early.
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exclusive accu weather seven day forecast, warm and humid tomorrow. 88 degrees. late day thunderstorms and evening thunderstorms. friday morning clouds, give way to afternoon sunshine. humidity dropping. temperatures dropping. 78 degrees for the high. the saturday not a wash out but more clouds, with some afternoon showers, 72 degrees, better of the two days this weekend definitely on sunday. mixture of sun and clouds 74 degrees. monday looking nice partly sun which a high of 75. on tuesday we will bring back chance of some showers, 75 degrees and behind that just loads of sunshine with a high of 74 degrees. we have one day, in the 80's and rest of the seven day forecast temperatures drop in the 70's, feeling more like fall. >> i was going to say autumn is here. >> well, not technically. >> not technically. >> you are always so technical. >> fifty-three contestant vying for miss america crown were judged in the preliminary competition in atlantic city
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tonight. miss kansas won the talent portion tonight, miss oklahoma stood out the judges for lifestyle and fitness, and back on stage tonight miss rhode island who fainted yesterday from dehydration. six abc is your source for all things miss america, coverage kicks off sunday at 7:00 p.m., join karen rodgers, matt o'donnell, melissa magee and former miss america, for our count down to the crown. pennsylvania academy of the fine arts in philadelphia celebrated one of its most fame as you alumni, film maker david lynch tonight. he spoke to a sold out crowd at prince music theater before a screening of his 1997 movie, lost highway. lynch's artwork will be on exhibition beginning saturday. celebration tonight mark 30th anniversary of the he gree free loan so side of greater philadelphia it gives interest free loans toward medical bills, education, and
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moms from across the region, took part in a fat ball safety clinic tonight. the event was hosted by the eagles at the novacare complex. they learn about proper equipment, fitting, concussion awareness, as well as heat and hydration issues. "action news" sports anchor jamie apody was the host, also moderated a panel on these important topics. another important topic for eagles fans, it is problems on the offensive line. >> and they are many, these problems. ask any football coach at any level and message will be the same. game is won up front along offensive and defensive lines. eagles o line is not as good as it was a week ago but the confidence that they tell us, remains. due to injuries, evan mathis anal even barber, eagles sign
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guard wade smith for depth. andrew gardener will start at right tackle monday night begins the indianapolis colts. dennis kelly get nod at left guard. those two guys have limited experience. >> just do what you can to be ready. obviously i'm the the guy and i will prepare like i have to if i'm going to start. so, you know, i'm excited. >> communication is key. being on the aim page as everybody else is key and that is what i will try to do my best. >> eagles coach monday night, six abc and phl17, we have this one covered. we will have pry game special count down to kick off followed by the game, monday at 8:00 o'clock on phl17. day after commissioner goodell said in one had seen that ray rice elevator video before this week a law enforcement official tells the associated press that he sent the video to an nfl executive some five months ago. nfl has hired a former fbi
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director to investigate its handling of the matter. also tonight ray rice is getting support from former teammate and current eagle carry williams. >> i know ray rice made a mistake. i necessity him as a man, teammate, as a friend, and what he showed in that tape was not him and i have been there. i have lost my temper. i have said things that i regret. i have done things that i regret now. i was granted a second chance at life and i think we should do the same with this guy. >> still to come here in sports a rarity in baseball occurs in the phillies/pirates game but pat
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the facts speak for themselves. tom corbett cut a billion dollars from our schools. he took an ax to education. twenty-seven thousand educators were laid-off. class sizes increased. and now almost eighty percent of school districts plan to raise property taxes. tom corbett. can't trust him on education. can't trust him to be for us. barring a miracle phillies will miss playoffs for third
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straight season. naturally speculation surrounding reuben amaro junior's job status continues. jamie apody asked pat gillick the burning question point blank. >> will ruben be back next year. >> absolutely, he is under contract through 2015 and absolutely will be back. but no, he will definitely be back. >> phillies and pirates, phillies up three-two in the fifth when jerome williams gets hit hard, andrew with the rare inside the park home run, and national league mvp, hits his third of the season. pirates, belted out 13 hits. two batters later russell martin hits a home run off williams the more conventional way, over the wall, phillies lose six-three. same two teams go tomorrow. acrobatic took the stage at wells fargo center in south philadelphia. it was opening night for cirque du soleil's verakai.
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audience was treated to costumes and nail biting high flying acts, the show, verakai runs through sunday. jimmy kimmel live next, followed by night line. jimmy's guest queen latifah and dale earnhardt junior and music from panama wedding. "action news" continues at 4:30 with tamala edward, stop it. matt o'donnell, meteorologist, david murphy and dave. for cecily tynan, ducis rodgers and the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner. good night. from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight --
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queen latifah. dale earnhardt jr. and music from panama wedding. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello. hi. i'm jimmy, thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i hope you're all comfortable. if there's anything you need during the course of the show, please do not hesitate to let me know. i will stop this show and i will take care of it immediately, all right? guillermo, this woman looks cold. go get her a pashimina,
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immediately. >> okay. >> jimmy: president obama was on tv tonight. he gave a primetime address to detail his plan to stop isis. and also to give his pick for tomorrow night's game between the ravens and the steelers. he's taking the ravens with the points. the president reassured americans that while we face no immediate threat from isis, we got a ton of bombs sitting around, so, what the hell? we're going to use them. [ laughter ] here's a trouble in the middle east fun fact. guess who we may be sort of partnering with to fight isis. not batman, no. not david hasselhoff. iran. iran used to be our enemy back in the, like, last week, but w now -- [ laughter ] we may be upgrading our relationship to frenemy, and then, who knows. a couple of tinder dates later, maybe we'll become facebook official. never good news when the president addresses the nation in primetime. he never comes out and goes,
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great job, everybody, i'm throwing y'all a pizza party. he just interrupts modern family and goes back up to bed. today was the day of protests in america. it was internet slowdown day. did you hear about this? a group of major websites came together to, i guess symbolically show people what the internet will be like if new net neutrality rules get passed. some of the sites participating included netflix, kickstarter, tumblr. their goal is to make sure we all have equal access to the same high speed internet. net neutrality -- the whole thing is a bit hard to follow. i thought i'd give a brief demonstration that will hopefully make the issue clearer. okay, so, the way things are now, if i want to send a video to guillermo, let me have that. this is a vhs tape. this represents the video i would send using my friendly neighborhood internet provider, okay? and a telecom giant represented by him also wants to send the
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same video to guillermo. now, we both have access right now to the same delivery speed, which is represented by these speedy video delivery guys, okay? [ cheers and applause ] this means our videos get to their destinations at roughly the same time. like this. hey. oh. okay there we go. all right. so -- they didn't go that fast, but -- all right. if we end net neutrality, the telecom giant will be able to send his video by sprinter, where as i could get stuck in the slow lane, represented by this drunken guy in his underwear. yes, he's going to be my guy now. do we have the video? >> okay. >> we have one right here. >> jimmy: oh, i have another tape. okay, watch this. on your marks, get set -- and go. okay.
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so -- [ cheers and applause ] they're just tacks but i feel weird throwing it. hold on. let me make sure he's dead. [ applause ] he's buffering right now is what he's doing. yes, yes, yes, take him out of here. that's a great look. all right. thank you very much. see, the telecom giants aren't so bad. they're helpful. all right. speaking of falling down, a little behind the scenes for you. we have a warmup guy on our show, his name is don. that's don right there. you guys here in the studio heard him. don's job -- don's job is to keep our studio audience entertained before the show, while we're getting the bands on
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stage. don's been with us since we started and he runs all over the place. he's very energetic. for a man of his age, he's very spry, right don? and in all those years, with our show, he's never fallen down. not even once, right cleto? maybe a few hundred times he's fallen down. but usually he does it offcamera. last night, though, jhene aiko was here and don was getting, i guess, getting the audience fired up and this happened. >> say hello, everybody! oh, she's very nice. so, say hello again to her. [ applause ] no one needed to tell me. i saw it happen. [ cheers and applause ]
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well, you do realize that the phrase, don't tell jimmy here means, immediately tell jimmy. are you okay? are you -- >> it's a little swollen. >> jimmy: it's a little swollen. be careful. when you die, i'm going to ask them to play that video at the emmys, the in memoriam montage. i got an e-mail this morning from yelp. they send e-mails with news about restaurants to people who look restaurants up a lot. and i looked them up, so, mexican independence day is coming up next week and yelp sent me this photograph, which is -- the most unappetizing photograph of food, i think i've ever seen. it looks like the parking lot behind chipotle at 2:00 a.m. on saturday night. are you allowed to give yelp a yelp review? i will give that one star. this is interesting. this is something -- something we don't really do here in the united states. people in great britain are placing bets, they're betting
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real money on what the new royal baby's name will be. earlier this week, prince william and his wife kate announced day are expecting another child. book makers there are taking wagers on it. $24 million in belt bets were on baby george. james is the leader right now. i like that name a lot. nice ring to it. they don't even know if the kid will be a boy or a girl. there are 10 to 1 odds on elizabeth being the new royal baby's name. charles is a favorite, too. most of the major british names are among favorites. charles, victoria, edward, little fancy mcbollocks pants. if it's a boy, i think they should name the kid kong. no one would mess with king kong. [ applause ] by the way, this is -- a lot of people wonder where the royals get all their money.
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before they have a baby, they center is haven'ts to bet on the name their them and they rake it in. here's a little something for the ladies. there's a new car service that's about to launch that offers rides exclusively by women, female drivers, for female passengers. the company's called she-taxis. starting september 15th, all female drivers will transport all female passengers in new york, west chester county and long island. i hate to break it to she-taxis, but there's already a way to be driven around town by a woman. they're called mom. i used it for years and it was free. [ laughter ] but i guess some women feel uncomfortable being alone with male drivers, so, they discovered this market. and now, uber, the big company that really started this all here in the united states, has decided to launch a new female targeted service of their own. i guess to try to stay dominant in the market. >> here at uber, we know it can be hard to be a professional woman.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i wish them well. this week in new york city, another glamorous fashion week's coming to a close. for those that don't know, fashion week happens twice every year, the world's most talented designers showcase their new lines of orlando bloom girlfriends. it's very popular. tomorrow's the last day and the city is overflowing with fashionistas from all over the world. we did this last year and decided to do it again. we sent a crew to lincoln center where some of the runway shows were held and we asked people coming in and out about designers and trends and events that do not exist. and even though all of the designer names you're about to hear were made up by us, that did not stop these fashion aficionados from giving their opinion of them, in this special "lie-witness news: fashion week edition."
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>> my name is dr. courtney a. amen. >> you are here for? >> i'm here for fax week. >> have you seen any runway show? >> i went to antello the other day and his stuff was very clean, crisp, you know, modern and to the woman. i love that. >> got it. let me ask you about some of the lesser known designers. chandler binge, are you heard of? >> i do follow him. it is all about social media, as well, and so i really follow the brand, as well. >> i've been working for a mexican newspaper for fashion. i do reviews for fashion week new york. >> let me ask you about some of the lesser known designers, maybe someone like you would know about. what about betsy ross? have you heard of betsy loss? >> i love her. >> love betsy ross? >> bright colors, primary colors? >> yes, it's awesome, the way it plays with the colors and the textures and the transfer, it's everything about lines, about the channels, i love it.
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>> exactly. and the stars and the stripes. you don't think it's too much, the storms with the stripes? >> for me, never it's enough. >> what about bartles and james? >> great, as well. >> fantastic, right? >> just sparklinsparkling. >> absolutely. very elegant, very stylish. >> refreshing, would you say? >> yeah, absolutely. >> teddy ruxpin. what about anton scalia. >> yes. >> what did you think of that collection? >> i like it. >> you like the robes? >> i want to do a kimono look. i love it. >> all about the robes this week. >> a big trend coming in. look out for the robes. >> what about phil robertson? >> phil robertson, you know, is beyond one of my favorites. >> really burst onto the scene a few years ago. >> yeah. >> the whole robertson family and, what do you think of that style? >> you know what, i love the style. but i think also the name really says it all, because he's
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following a legacy, and so when you follow a legacy, you're doing your dynasty. >> yeah, yeah. i love it. >> did you see heidi klum face plant? >> yes, of course, i saw that. >> what did you think when you saw that? >> i felt a little bald for her. just a little bit. she did it gracefully. >> what about this look that people are talking about, the headless dress? have you seen that? >> well, yeah, i saw it.2b2úbi5÷ it's everywhere. >> what did you think when you saw that? >> it's fabulous. love it. >> fantastic. do something without a face, you know? >> i love it. i really do. >> would you wear something like this? >> um -- >> how does it feel? what does it feel like? >> um -- i don't really know. feels a little bit like i'm such kating. >> why would someone wear this dress? >> for a fashion statement. >> just for a statement. >> it is for a statement. yeah.
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>> do you think you would pay $3,000 for a jgarment like this? >> in this world today, to be honest, i would say yes, because fashionable is crazy and there's stuff you can't explain. >> who are we to judge what's f fashionable or not? >> fashion is what you make it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i agree with that. tonight on the show, we have music from panama wedding, dale earnhardt jr. is here and we'll be right back with queen latifah, so stick around. tigers, both of you. tigers? don't be modest.
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and then later, this is their ep, it's called "parallel play." panama wedding, from the at&t stage. tomorrow night, morgan freeman will join us. from "dancing with the stars," julian hough will be here and we'll have music from ingram michaelson, so, please join us. our first guest tonight is a grammy and golden globe-winning performer and the first royal to host a talk show since larry king retired. please welcome queen latifah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look really great. how is everything going? you're back to work now on the show, huh? >> yeah, i am back to work on season two.
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season two. so excited. >> jimmy: are you excited? at any point during season one did you go, boy, i hope we don't have to do this again next year. [ laughter ] >> you know, season one will do that to you. it will -- >> jimmy: that's how i felt the first season of this show. >> i know you did. you know how tough it is. but honestly, i got a lot of joy out of the people every day. i just wanted to get more comfortable quicker. i wish i could have done that a little sooner. >> jimmy: oh. >> but by the time we had -- you know, couple months before the season ended, i really started to feel comfortable, started to great the flow and by the time we wrapped, i was looking forward to coming back for season two. >> jimmy: nice. very good. have you already started shooting the show? >> yes. we did a couple of shoes, you know, get my sea legs and i'm in the zone, baby. i'm in the zone. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this goes back -- this goes back to january, i think, but you hosted the grammy awards, and while you hosted the
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show, you married 33 couples, i think, right? >> not personally. >> jimmy: not personally? >> no, i did -- >> jimmy: in a way, you did. you joined them in marriage. did you really marry them, like, were you the person that signed their wedding certificate? >> i signed those marriage licenses. >> jimmy: all of them? >> all 33 couples. [ applause ] my real name, dana owens on them. >> jimmy: your real name? >> i had to. this is all official. all legal. they made me a commissioner. >> jimmy: like commissioner gordon? >> that's what i said to them! like commissioner gordon? >> jimmy: wow, a queen and a commissioner. they took it back. it was like cinderella. only 24 hours. >> jimmy: the state made you a commissioner? >> they did. i got the hookup. >> jimmy: theare there powers y could have exercised? >> i did say, mr. commissioner, wave that parking ticket, and, this is the commissioner, let
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the homie out. i don't nope, juknow, just let . >> jimmy: are any of the people you married on television that night still together? you run into of them? >> i do. i didn't know who was getting married before it happened. it turns out one of my really good friends, two of my really good friends, jamal and octavius got married that night. they were right in front of me. oh, my god, i'm doing this. ill got to be part -- i was super top secret, though. like, they didn't want it -- >> jimmy: even you didn't know. >> i had no idea. >> jimmy: they show up, you're like, hey, guys. >> i'm like, me, oh, my god! so, it was cool and they're happy and they're together and i don't note about everybody else but i hope they are somewhere in wedded bliss. >> jimmy: flavor flav's auto biography, we're reading it in my book club. >> i bet that book is good. i was there for some of that. >> jimmy: i was going to ask you about that. in the book, he says that when
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you guys were on tour together, you would babysit his children for him. is that true? >> i don't note about babysit his kids, i mean -- you know, in the kind of way, where, mind my kids for a minute. maybe minded the kids for a second. you don't want to make 17-year-old queen latifah, first time on tour, let's go crazy, really responsible for your children back then? because i was kind of a kid myself. but his kids were so polite and mannered. >> jimmy: they were? >> from the moment i met -- he's like, say hi to latifah. and they're like, hello. and, yes, thank you. and so mannerable and polite. they are grown now, but they were just the sweetest children and he's such a good father and their mom, it was like -- they were a great family. >> jimmy: i hear his kids were able to tell time before any of the other children. >> you damn well better. >> jimmy: wow. >> that's a good one.
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>> jimmy: i know that you at one point were a manager of rap acts and -- >> yes. >> jimmy: and groups. who did you manage? >> we mangled naughty by nature, o outkast, monica, swv, faith. >> jimmy: wow. that's something else. >> and more, and more. >> jimmy: did they come to you, or, was it some combination -- >> it was a combination of both. some of them came to us and sometimes my partner, we've been partners since high school, basically, so, sometimes we would just sit together and we would spot really cool talent, like outkast, they would blow us away, we should go see if we can manage them, see if we can help them grow. >> jimmy: what did you do for them as a manager? >> everything. basically represented their careers. we dealt with the record labels, we came up with marketing campaigns for them. we stretched a dollar into a ten dollars into 100 dollars and
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made the perception right. we were young, i mean, we started this management company when i was 18, so, we were young managers out there, but we wanted to change things and this was our generation. this was our music and we were connected. we felt like we knew how to take this and, like, make it happen, so, luckily there were labels out there who understood, they know what they're doing, just help them get to where they need to be. >> jimmy: is it true you gave the band naughty by nature their name? >> i did. i did. >> jimmy: i always wondered what that even means, naughty by nature. how did that happen? >> well, we basically were on 18th street in new jersey, chilling in the house and we were just all sitting around in the room and they were doing something mischievous, i'm sure. once again, we were all young and wild. and i was -- i was like, y'all just naughty by nature. they used to be called the new style. y'all just naughty by nature.
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you know what? you should be called naughty by nature. and they liked the name, shakim liked the name, so, they became naughty by nature. >> jimmy: you should give us a rap name before the show is over. we're going to take a break here and when we come back, queen latifah is here. we're going to talk about the royal baby. we'll be right back. so what ya got on deck? skyfall. lean in, then some pinterest, you? twitter. minecraft and then some hunger games. boom. wow, you guys are all set, huh? oh yeah, new amazon fire phone. it comes with amazon prime - tons of cool stuff for no extra charge. really? it comes with amazon prime? yeah, there's so much to watch. i've been on this earth nine years, i've never seen anything like it. the new amazon fire phone, with a full year of prime included. exclusively on at&t.
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>> yes, she was. >> jimmy: was that a good thing or a bad thing? >> it was a good thing because i had the cool mom, hey, mom, love you. i had the cool mom. if i had the teacher that was -- >> jimmy: mean. >> yeah. i would have had some problems, but my mother had juice, like, she was cool. i know it's old school word, but you know what i mean. my mother had a lot of pull with the students and they, because she was cool with all the kids and even the hard core kids who, at least what people thought were thugs or whatever. chef was so cool with them that i got into some trouble once and i was scared i was going to get jumped, but they were like, wait a minute, that's miss owens' daughter. don't touch her. i started talking smack, like, yeah, you don't want none of this. you ain't ready for me, what! i lay all y'all down. maybe not, i'm miss owens' daughter. >> jimmy: you realized you were naughty by nature. >> i was. you got to have a little in you.
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>> jimmy: there's a by by coming to england. >> they handling their royal business. >> jimmy: and, well, you named naughty bay natuy by nature, yo name. you have suggested names for the new baby. we do not know if it will be a boy or a girl yet, though. >> okay, well, i figured why not come up with a couple things and just, you know, how they'll try it on. >> jimmy: let's see how -- do we have anyone from england here in the audience tonight? okay, so, they will be our barometers. >> we got some brits here, perfect. latifah. [ applause ] no? no? all right. little tifah? >> jimmy: no? >> lactada. wiz khalifa. okay. these are -- latifah sutherland.
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i think my makeup guy put that on there. we don't know if it's a boy or a girl but how about la-boxers or la-bri la-briefa? or how about kevin. kevin with a q. a girl's name. >> jimmy: kevin with a q. it's very good to see you. who is your first guest on the new season of the show? >> reese witherspoon. >> jimmy: there you go. queen latifah, everybody. season two of her show premieres monday in syndication. we'll be right back. at what point in a friendly competition...
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don't believe tom corbett's tv ad. the facts speak for themselves. tom corbett cut a billion dollars from our schools. he took an ax to education. twenty-seven thousand educators were laid-off. class sizes increased. and now almost eighty percent of school districts plan to raise property taxes. tom corbett. can't trust him on education. can't trust him to be for us. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there. we are back. this is my friend guillermo. and these are the new stouffer's mac cups. the mac and cheese you love in a little cup. we go head to head with this amazing young man, his name is carson. please welcome carson, everybody.
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how are you? that's guillermo. and you are a champion speed cup stacker, correct? >> yes. >> jimmy: that means you stack the cups and unstack the cups and you beat other people, right? >> yep. >> jimmy: okay, very good. have you stacked macaroni cups before? >> no. >> jimmy: neither have we. this is going to be even now. now, the way this will work is, we have 20 seconds to disassemble and then reassemble in pyramid form as many stoufer's mac cups as possible. most pyramids wins, right? >> yep. >> jimmy: my teammate will be guillermo. you will have no teammate. are you ready? show us how to do this real quick, carson. just give us a quick little. so simple. >> that's real easy. >> jimmy: okay. you ready guillermo? >> we got this. >> jimmy: ready carson? set the clock -- and stack. one. >> two! three.
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>> jimmy: crap. well, it appears you are the superior stacker. thank you. and for that, you have -- tell him what he won, dicky. >> dicky: he wins a year's supply of stoufer's mac cups. find them in the freezer aisle of your grocery store. this is your team. this is your position. this is the play. and this is what is on the menu. because with 20 piece chicken mcnuggets for 5 bucks... [ sports announcer ] and he's intercepted! [ male announcer ] ...interceptions are encouraged. and good sportsmanship is easy. [ sports announcer ] 10...5...touchdown! [ male announcer ] that's a victory for your mouth. ♪ [ male announcer ] that's a victory for your mouth. ♪
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