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gets a scholarship so shec can o never íe to parade her mostly naked body around for money again. it's progressive. by the way, there's a ken burns on pbs last night. time. missi] new york won, miss virgid was the first runner up. you know,jf there's no smile smile of first runner up at miss america. [ laughter ] i watched the show in its entirety. i got -- i just turned it on, i couldn't -- it really is something to e.cbehold. one ofñr the strangest parts we the fun facts the fun facts that would pop up on screen. these are real, i promise. we didn't make a single one of these up. ♪

♪ >> jimmy: that's a fun fact? maybe if you're a zambian cheetah, that's a fun fact. in you're the one being attacked, it's not so fun. how about miss new york? miss new york was the one that did the little thing on the floor. she enjoys street hot dogs and her talent was tapping a plastic cup. sounds like a resume for a homeless person. [ laughter ] but she won it. miss new york has won three years in a row now. you remember in the old days they would ask the finalists questions and the questions would be, like, what personal accomplishment are you most

proud of, that sort of thing? well, this year, they asked five questions of the five finalists and these are the subjects they covered. >> ray rice. >> isis. >> rape and attempted rape. >> sexual assault in our military. >> 9-year-old killed their strooting instructor. >> you have 20 seconds to answer. go. what kind of questions are those? one minute you're holding a ventriloquist dummy, the next minute you're answering questions about rape? it's miss america pageant svu all of a sudden. maybe they're training them to be fox news anchors. i don't know, but -- probably the best part of the night came right at the top of the show. this is how the contestants introduced themselves. it went on and on and on. >> from the state famous for the -- here's another thing to remember. i am meredith gould, miss south dakota. >> from the home of abc's hit

show "nashville" and where keith urban is my idol, i'm haley lewis, miss tennessee. >> from the state where our hair is big, but our hearts are bigger, i ammo nique evans, miss texas. >> my state's official snack food is green jell-o. putting my best foot forward tonight, i'm miss utah's karlie major. >> jimmy: her state's official snack food is jell-o and she's putting her best foot forward. somebody should get, whatever is reverse of an emmy is for that, right? we should introduce ourselves like that every night. you know what i'm saying? should we give it a try? we're going to give it a try here. here we go. ready? okay. originally from brooklyn new york, i'm the host with the host. most jokes, that is. i'm your host, jimmy kimmel! >> what happens in vegas stays in vegas. except for me. because i moved to l.a. in the '90s.

i'm the band leader, cleto escobedo. >> i'm from the same place as this guy. because i'm his dad. i'll call you on the phone. on the saxophone. i'm the sax player. cleto escobedo, sr. >> i'm from the land of sue chi and sumo wrestling. i've got no strings attached. i'm the guitar player, toshi yanagi. >> i come from the land of chowder, the red sox and parking the car. i'm the announcer, dicky barrett. >> i come from mexico, but i p-a-r-t-y in the usa. i'm the security guard, guillermo rodriguez! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: we'll rehearse it and get it -- we'll get it together for tomorrow night. [ laughter ] toshi, you were incredible. >> thank you. [ applause ] guillermo, get back to your spot what are you doing? >> i'll go back. >> jimmy: there's a lot going on right now at abc. the new season of "the view" premiered today. if you didn't see it, which is what you missed this morning. rosie o'donnell ate her own foot on the show. rosie is back, joining whoopi goldberg and two new cohosts, rosie perez and nicolle wallace, who is the former communications chief for george w. bush. the producers decided to add two new cohosts with the idea that maybe one of them will make it to the end of the week alive, so -- congratulations to them. and wish congratulations to the new cast of "dancing with the stars." tonight was the season premier

of season 19 of -- really? [ laughter ] you have to hand it to abc. when they go in on a reality show, they go all in on a reality show. this year, antonio sabato jr., alfonso ribeiro, tommy chong, kit, the car from "knight ride earl" is dancing this year. this is a big night for me. as is dictated bill our tradition, i will look into our mirrored ball and predict the winner. every season, i bet $1,000 on the competitor that i believe has what it takes to win. this is my version of fantasy football. i've done it many times. and i've won a lot of money. here's some of the winners i picked over the years. i picked helio castroneves. i picked kristy yamaguchi. i picked don nny osmond. i picked jennifer gray. i picked hines ward of the steelers. i picked donald driver. he won. and i picked amber riley, i didn't know who that was and she won.

last year, my pick -- i've correctly picked seven champions. now it is time to reveal, drum roll, please, my prediction for the winner of this "dancing with the stars" season. earlier today, i wrote the name of a dancer on a piece of paper. i folded it up, i placed it inside of a tiny briefcase that i then placed inside of guillermo's tiny mouth. guillermo, is the briefcase inside your mouth? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: and you are still dancing. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: guillermo, please read the winner of "dancing with the stars" -- >> alfonso ribeiro. >> jimmy: that is right! alfonso ribeiro. i predicted that alfonso ribeiro will carlton dance his way to victory. you know who that is? >> yeah, he yulgsed to come on the show, "fresh prince of bel air." >> jimmy: absolutely. he used to come on that show. speaking of coming on shows, i

want to -- i heard you've been moon lighting. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you have? >> yeah. >> jimmy: last week, guillermo popped up on a spanish language tv show call ed -- [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: watch this and see if you can figure out what's going on here. [ speaking spanish ] ♪ >> jimmy: okay, so, what just happened? fleet week for the mexican navy or what was going on there? who is the guy with you in the other sailor outfit? >> i don't know. first time i've seen him.

>> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] this was another odd moment. ♪ >> jimmy: okay, what happened there? what was going on there? >> they have to guess what i was doing -- >> jimmy: yeah? >> and it was a dog, so i went like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, if you keep doing things like this people aren't going to take you seriously as a security guard. >> yeah, i won't do it no more. >> jimmy: all right, very good. did you at least win? >> no, we tied. >> jimmy: you did. >> yeah. we didn't lose. >> jimmy:ties on a game show? >> only latinos. >> jimmy: i see. i guess if it's not the world cup. at a b bc, floyd mayweather fou on saturday night, he won a unanimous decision, but it did not go without incident.

in the eighth round, mayweather claims that madona bit him, he says he bit through the glove into his fingers. watch this. >> left hand by mayweather -- he is saying "he bit me." >> bit the glove? >> i don't know. >> i don't know how that works. >> he bit me [ bleep ] finger. >> i understand. i don't see nothing. >> jimmy: all right. hey, that's my move! [ cheers and applause ] only a matter of time before x boxers are required to wear gloves on their teeth. one more thing. on this program, we love to teach. and that is why we teamed up with snoop dogg for something -- he's very passionate about it, and that is the animal kingdom. tonight, snoop dogg teaches us about one of the most feared beasts on all the globe, the crocodile, on tonight's edition of "plizzanet earth." >> i'm your host with the most,

big snoop dogg. we're going to be checking out some animals here. what we got? wildebeests, crocodiles. watch this [ bleep ]. he's going to get under the water and creep up on you. i love this [ bleep ] right here. pull his head in there. bite his [ bleep ] neck. watt earl wither with a lake fu [ bleep ] alligators. get his dumb ass. i don't want to be a wildebeest. they just dumb as [ bleep ]. drinking out of crocodile lake. eat his ass up. you ain't getting out of that hole. see how he's sinking now. they going in on the head now. that's it. you dead, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a good show tonight. we have music from mastodon. ike barinholtz is here. and we'll be right back with

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>> jimmy: hello again. tonight, from "the mindy project", the exceptionally funny ike barinholtz is here. and then, from atlanta, georgia, their album is called "once more round the sun," mastodon from the at&t outdoor stage. tomorrow night -- we have two very funny guys. the comedy team of key and peele will be here. from "abc world news tonight", new anchorman david muir will join us. and we'll have music from fall out boy. and later this week, ty burrell, kaley cuoco, anthony anderson, len goodman. plus music from paolo nutini and bastille. so, please join us for all of that. our first guest tonight is an oscar, emmy and golden globe-winning actor who is as comfortable in leg warmers as she is on the big screen. you can see her atop an all-star cast in the new movie "this is where i leave you." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to jane fonda.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> hi. >> jimmy: you must hear this all the time. you look fantastic. do you get tired of people saying that to you? >> are you kidding? >> jimmy: how many times a day do people say that to you? >> several very talented hair and makeup people have spent a lot of time on me, they say it. >> jimmy: i don't believe that for one second. >> it takes a village. >> jimmy: i think we can sneak up on you in the middle of the night and you would look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> everything is pretty busy. >> jimmy: you just got back from the toronto film festival. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how was that? >> i love toronto, and it was great seeing this movie that i love so much for the first time

with an audience. >> jimmy: you sat through and watched it with the audience? >> yeah. i hadn't seen it with an audience. the only problem is, you miss audience. the only problem is, you miss so fu dialogue audience. because it's a comedy, the audience is important. audience. because it's a comedy, the there. i haven' experieed that -- oh, fe goo1o thank you. [ cheers and applause ] surprising. a lot of -- a lot of problems and i see this sometimes, especially here on the show, and we'll play clips from the movie, and actors will be sitting next to me and they shield their eyes. they don't want to see themselves. must not bother you, right? >> no, i like -- i learn from it. >> jimmy: good. it's good. i look at all the dailies, what it's good. i look at all the dailies, what we shot the d before.&-

of watching a movie that i'm in was the very first time that lily tomlin and myself and dolly parton saw "9 to 5" with anned a against. dolly had never done a movie before and she was here and all her splendor and i'm here and just -- i spent all the time watching her watch herself. it was just so -- you know, she'd never done it before and of course, people were laughing at the movie and her. >> jimmy: that was her first movie. >> it was just her absorbing the love and the applause and -- >> jimmy: she liked it? >> she loved it. she's someone that would watch the dailies, yeah. she learns from watching, yeah, and i do, too. i know there are many that don't. >> jimmy: i learned something that -- i have to say, really threw me for a loop today. your name is not jane -- your name is the jane, it is fonda, but it's not -- your actual name is --

>> lady jane seymour fonda. >> jimmy: lady jane seymour fonda. [ applause ] that's on your birth certificate. >> on your name tag in school, you had to sew that in your clothes, lady fonda was in there. >> jimmy: your parents called you lady fonda? >> yeah. i did a movie with barbara stanwick, she was a madame and i played a hooker and she called me lady the whole time. it was really hard to get into character. >> jimmy: you would name a colley or something. jerry lewis would name his daughter. lady. >> i was a major tomboy to top it off. i stood before my fourth great class, i said, today, i'm changing my name. >> jimmy: you did? >> not only that, even worse, you don't know this, it wasn't just lady fonda, it was lady jane, j-a-y-n-e. >> jimmy: that's the least of the problems. so, i'm dropping the y, also -- >> going with jane.

>> jimmy: there's a jane seymour, an actor. >> my mother's maiden name was seymour. >> jimmy: historical figure, at well, right? >> she was one of the wives of henry the eighth. >> jimmy: was she beheaded? >> yeah, i think so. great. thanks to my parents. a lady with a jane with a y and named after something who got their head cut off. >> jimmy: must have been some serious painkillers that your mom was on at that time. you mentioned lily tomlin. you were working on a show with her right now -- >> yes, we're doing a series for netflix called "grace and frankie." >> jimmy: that's great. you're grace and fran key? >> i'm grace, she's frankie. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> it's really fun to work with her again. >> jimmy: she is fun. >> she is so much fun. >> jimmy: she's a lot more fun than i expected her to be. i don't know what that means, but --

>> i don't, either. we insult each other a lot. >> jimmy: oh, you do? that's nice. we're going to show a clip and it's a good clip, when we come back. jane fonda is here. the movie is kwauled ecalled "t where i leave you." we'll be right back. you are loved. you are loved a lot. and in so many ways. and when you're wrapped in the comfort of pampers swaddlers with blanket-like softness and up to 12 hours of protection, all you feel is love. wishing you love, sleep and play. pampers. [door be♪l rings] [door bell rings]

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repressed. >> go figure. mom, i got it. i got the rest. >> you sure? >> i appreciate the help. >> i'm upstairs if you need me. >> hopefully you'll be looking for another sash for that robe, huh? double sash robe, mom. >> jimmy: that is jane fonda in "this is where i leave you." it opens on friday. i assume -- you were somehow enhanced in that -- >> i was hoping people wouldn't know and they would think they were mine, but no. there's a couple of guys in the valley -- there's always a couple of guys in the valley. >> jimmy: that's where they are. >> yeah. and i went there and it's fun, actually. they put -- they smooth this stuff on you -- >> jimmy: really? >> both of them, one on each side. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's -- >> jimmy: i bet for me it would be a one-man job. we're just -- they need to team up on up.

i mean, really. >> it took awhile and it felt really good. it's mads of silicone, they're not heavy. i should have had them bronzed. there's been so much buzz about them that the studio, i think, is considering a sequel, that qui quickly, with them. >> jimmy: nice. >> but i love it. when you have tits that big -- people treat you differently. >> jimmy: they do? >> they really do. >> jimmy: in what way? >> well, they just pay more attention. [ laughter ] and i just -- i loved having them. we were shooting way out on long island in this -- there wasn't a lot of traffic, but there was just enough so when i walked from the makeup trailer to the studio, i would sort of let the robe fall open. ing you would? >> and see the faces of drivers going by. [ applause ] >> jimmy: what a nice thing. did you -- did you get to -- do you get to keep them or --

>> they -- when you take them off, they fall apart. see, one of the things that was so great about toronto and seeing the film with an audience is, i knew it was funny, but i didn't really know it would -- they'd have their own set of laughter. there was a lot of laughter about these. you know, so much that you couldn't heard some of the dialogue. >> jimmy: you know what? they're the stars. >> and she has a tendency to shove her children's faces into her breasts. >> jimmy: what mother doesn't? this is pretty great. this is -- this is right across the street from us at the chinese theater. you put your hands and feet in cement right next to your dad, which is pretty fantastic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you gave -- it looks like a peace sign. >> i decided i was going to do a peace sign, but nobody had ever done that. i was so surprised. i had to rehearse which way to

do it, you know? >> jimmy: has anybody done just the middle finger, or, i guess that's not appropriate. >> i may have startled a trend. >> jimmy: there's a not for the next fonda. one finger removed for each fonda. you know, when you walked with your dad, that was such a great -- i mean, that must have been -- [ cheers and applause ] where you did the -- you went out on the diving board, you did the back flip to prove that -- >> i rehearsed so much to try to get that right. never really worked out well, but yeah, i wanted to win his approval. >> jimmy: right. >> show him that i could do it. >> jimmy: i think we have that. >> i'm scared. >> you're not going to fall. >> i'm scared anyway. >> don't do it. it doesn't matter if do the stupid dive. it's not important. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so that's a classic scene.

we thought it would be a fun thing to do it -- we set a pool up outside in the back, can we show that? we have that. we got the pool and we also got this outfit. and we were wondering -- [ cheers and applause ] if you would like to recreate that -- that particular moment for us. >> are you kidding? you really want me to do that? >> jimmy: i would love for you to do that. would you? >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. okay. when we come back, jane fonda is going to back flip in the water. we wasted thousands of gallons of water to do this during a drought. jane fonda. "this is where i leave you" opens in theaters on friday. we'll be right back. charlie, the demand on this network, it is increasing by the second. it's crazy, huh? and people are relying on it more than ever. we cover more than 99% of all americans. i know, i can't imagine living without it.

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>> jimmy: well, unfortunately, jane fonda is not going to be able to back flip into the pool tonight. she's being taken to the hospital right now. our -- i don't even know why we did this. [ laughter ] oh well. ike barinholtz and music from mastodon are on the way. but first, you know this weekend marked the 200th anniversary of

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from mastodon. you know our next guest as the weird friend in the movie "neighbors," the weird russian on "eastbound and down," and the weird ex-con turned nurse on "the mindy project." that show returns to fox at 9:30 tomorrow night. please welcome ike barinholtz. [ cheers and applause ] >> woo. >> jimmy: hey, we melt -- we met, we were both guests on "the howard stern" show earlier this year. you do the best impressions. impressions of people that our audience has no idea who they

are. >> are you saying our audience doesn't know mark the bagger? yes, i love him, yes. >> jimmy: we're targeting a very narrow demographic. >> very small demo of murderers. >> jimmy: that's right. >> i remember. you were so nice. you kept me on the show. you told howard to let me stay and i told you i felt like a young ellen degeneres and you were rickles asking carson to let me stay on the couch and you told me, you look like ellen degeneres. >> jimmy: i said that? i was trying to be rickles, is what it was. >> you nailed it. >> jimmy: good to see you. things are going well, yes? >> yes, they're going well. i saw you at howard, you were about to have a baby. i know that because i have a baby and now we both do. it's fun. >> jimmy: you have a daughter. >> so do you. >> jimmy: yes. >> you know what sucks when you have a baby -- is a lot of stuff.

i love the baby. she is amazing. she's my life. but there's just certain things that you give up and you have to change, like, football. you're like a football fan, we're football fans. >> jimmy: yeah. you had to give up football? >> i gave up the way i used to watch football, which was the fun way. >> jimmy: oh. >> with my friends and we would hang out and drink and have fun and watch football. and now it's terrible. >> jimmy: really? >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: where are you? at your house? >> i'm at my house. >> jimmy: oh. >> i invite the friends over. she's napping during kickoff which is great, because when the bears score a touchdown on the opindrive, when eight gian en y baby. bectheyi they bring their stupid kinds over. >> jiy: oh, great.-> yeah. o1 opand a sudden you have

in hd of feel l n you have thugs yelling at you in a language you don't -- i'm sorry! hitting new the stomach and, i try to walk outside and my wife's like, where are you going? an escape hatch? i don't know. i want to go somewhere. >> jimmy: what are you going to do about this? i will give you some advice. >> tell me. >> jimmy: you have to find, like, a, maybe a cousin or just a teenager in the neighborhood, a couple of them -- >> this sounds sketchy. >> jimmy: pthto watch the kids.ay a local teenager to >> jimmy: you know wha going on. husbands an a lot of credit, bec they took the kise for the day. it's like chuck e. over who do you -- >> jimmy i watched with my daughter, wh i treated as if [ laughter ] last night and i watched that

niners/bears game. i walked around with her like this and sh seemed to enjoy it. and -- > quarters? >immyalmo yes. > quarters? >immyalmo yes. what are you going to do? >> we're stupds >> jimmy: you did your mark the bagger a minute ago. >> yes. >imy: do presiden obama but you really do it well. >> i used to play basketball p ago in chicago. will do t. but one thing i always think is funny, when he talks, it is alwaylike he's on an aircraft carrier. he's always loud. fonda, you look amazing. jane, on behalf of all of us at the white house, you're really keeping it tight. it doesn't matter -- [ cheers and applause ] what he says, it's him on an aircraft carrier. >> jimmy: that's excellent. >> mastodon's on the show tonight. these guys are -- they are just the definition of hard ass rock.

sasha and malia, they love this band mastodon and i'm very concerned. >> jimmy: "eastbound and down," one of my favorite shows, you played a russian baseball player. was that based on anybody? >> we used to have neighbors in chicago, and this little old american lady, her husband was an old russian alcoholic, go figure, and they would have these horrible fights and you would just hear him being like -- and he would just, the russian begin irish. i remember when i was little, i heard her yell at him one night, you're not my husband, you're my murderer! [ laughter ] i always thought about that. i don't know how she -- >> jimmy: well, that's weird. >> yes, i kind of based it off of his alcoholic -- >> jimmy: what about the hair cut? who inspired this gem, because that's -- nd applause ] that is a beauty. that -- >> in the script, when i got the

script, ivan has a fauxhawk. david beckham has a fauxhawk. i love it. i got there, danny mcbride is like, man, you don't have to do this, but i found this picture. and he handed me like a high school junior's photo from 1988 and it was that hair cut. and i was like -- yeah, you're paying me, i'll do whatever you want, sure. and i did it and then i came home and every time i slept with my wife, it felt like some perverse role playing. i'm going to play a war criminal coming home. >> jimmy: so, you possibly -- it's possible that you impregnated your wife with this hair. >> yes. you know what? if the baby turns out to be a scum bag, we'll know it was that. >> jimmy: i hope that's not the case. but you never know. now you're on "the mindy project." [ cheers and applause ] you got that job as a result of playing ivan. >> mindy tweets and she saw

that, and she's like, am i crazy or is the russian guy kind of cute? you're not crazy, that's totally normal. she kind of hired me and my partner to write on the show, hired me to act on the show. she encouraged me, though, to get fat. she was like, you should be like a normal guy. and put on weight. i don't want you to be a skinny guy. i started eating a lot and gained a lot of weight, but then i did this movie this summer where i had to lose all this weight. >> jimmy: what was the movie? >> it's called "the nest" starring amy poehler and tina fey, maybe you heard of them. >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> that's right. >> jimmy: why did you have to lose for that? >> the part in the movie is supposed to be a cute guy. just bangable. led to believe that one of these women would want to sleep with me. they literally see me the first time, i'm in a t-shirt,

sweating. that only works if you're in that only looks like he's got a personal personality! i bet he can do impressions. s, i all this weight i came home and she was just like, i'm so excited to see your hot body. eh. i used to be, like, built li like -- remember the grandpa on the munsters? i was built like him. and now i'm like herman. it's not that -- >> jimmy: as long as you're in the family. >> pockets of fat. but i'm working on it. a >> jimmy: sounds like you have an hr issue at "the mindy project. "ike barinholtz, everybody. season three of "the mindy project" starts tomorrow night on fox. we'll be right back with mastodon. (postal worker) hey! millers!

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank jane fonda, ike barinholtz, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album "once more round the sun."

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