or business at a time. at belfor, we're restoring more than property. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- key & peele. "world news tonight's" david muir. and music from fall out boy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, sure enough, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's very nice. thank you, cleto. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for gathering with us here in the air conditioning.

hold your perspiration until the end of the show. oh, my god. it has been so ridiculously hot here in l.a. this week. hot and humid. can you imagine being one of those super here roams out on hollywood boulevard in those costumes right now? god bless those guys, all they care about is fighting crime, so they suit up. heat warnings and advisories are in effect. by the way, if you need a warning or an advisory to know wh it's hot out, probably not a problem. according to the l.a. department of water and power, we set a new record for the amount of electricity used this week. we'll used all of it. there is none left. over 21,000 customers lost power this morning. which -- that is terrible. those poor people who don't have air conditioning. i tell you what. i would like to hug every one of them, but i know it would just make them hotter. temperatures throughout southern california have remained in the triple digits. it's 100 degrees right now. it's nighttime. for those of you that don't live here, here's what the heat feels

like, courtesy one of our local reporters from nbc l.a. >> i have to tell you, just how hot it feels out here. i actually feel like a human gingerbread cookie that is baking in a giant oven, to give you an idea how it feels out here. >> jimmy: that's something we can all relate to, right? what she's trying to say is, it's hot. on top of all of that, we're in the middle of a terrible drought. there are wildfires burning all over the state. it's like god finally found out where all the porn comes from and he's mad. [ laughter ] today, by the way, is a doubly big day for my pal guillermo over here. today is mexican independence day. [ cheers and applause ] and it is national guacamole day today, as well. and it happens to be the chupacabra's birthday. it really is -- mexican independence day comment rates the revolt against the spanish in 1810 and national guacamole

day honors guacamole. how many shots of guacamole have you done so far today? >> three. >> jimmy: three, all right. i'm amazed you are still even standing. you are someone to drive you home and tuck you in? >> my wife is picking me up. >> jimmy: she is? wow. that's a rarity, isn't it? >> yeah, it's a miracle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know what to say about that. i'm actually scared. >> me, too. >> jimmy: when was the last time she was here at the show? >> ah, maybe like a year ago. >> jimmy: a year ago? which was the last time hem was drunk. national guacamole day may sound trivia, but i happen to love it. and i think it's important to remember, on this day, all the guacamoles that gave their lives, so that our tortilla chips could be as delicious and hef vif as our hearts are today. remembering them. ♪ guacamole ♪ your time is through ♪ but we'll always remember

you ♪ ♪ so green and so proud ♪ we adore you ♪ even though chipotle charges two bucks extra for you ♪ ♪ you're a star, guacamole ♪ sweet dreams, guacamole ♪ adios >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. that was beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if it's a tear or the peppers. how many of you are planning on getting the new iphone 6 when it comes out? a lot of people are. according to apple, they had a record 4 million preorders on the first day. that is twice as many as they got for the iphone 5.

unfortunately, they have more orders than they do phones. this morning, apple put out a statement admitting that preorders have outstripped supply. and they are sorry they ever introduced the new phone in the first place. this is interesting. on tuesday, apple gave the new u2 album to all of their customers for free. it just showed up in your itunes. people were upset about it. there was so much backlash, yesterday, apple released a tool you can use to remove the u2 album from your iphone. you can download the tool and then you can remove it. and don't forget to download the tool to remove the tool that removed the album -- and so on until you die. some people in the office were quite angry about it. on friday, i was sitting with our writers, i said, did you guys get the u2 album in your itunes, they said, no. i said, look. they looked at their phones, they're like, where did this come from? how did that get in there? as if someone had dropped a

pencil in their soup or something. they were genuinely upset. obviously, they weren't upset because apple gave them a free album. it's because they automatically loaded it into their itunes libraries. it is a little bit creepy. for those of you who aren't following, let me break it down, okay? here we go. i will explain. think of it like this. a delivery guy comes in with a free pizza. >> free pizza! would you like a slice? >> sure, i love pizza. >> jimmy: okay. that's nice. most everybody loves pizza. and most everybody loves u2. but what apple did was more like this. >> free pizza. free pizza. you want some? >> oh, yeah. >> it's already in your mouth. look in your mouth, the pizza's

already in there. we prechewed it and put it in your mouth for you. you're welcome. >> jimmy: there you go. so, there you have it. that was the worst acting ever, guillermo. what was -- [ applause ] >> blame it on independence day. >> jimmy: you were supposed to sneak the pizza in your mouth. >> i was thinking about tequila. >> jimmy: oh, boy. you would be the most magician ever. well, thank you. by the way, if you really want to get rid of the album, just drop your phone in the toilet. it will go right down. if you don't want to do that, fall out boy is on the show tonight, and they -- [ applause ] they very graciously, i think, agreed to demonstrate how to get the u2 album off your phone. i guess, well, they know how to do it. i direct you now to hollywood boulevard. >> hey, jimmy. it's us, fall out boy. we're here to help show everybody how to get u2 off your

phone. >> here's enrique. so, you have an iphone, you have two -- >> yeah, i have two, i live in mexico. i'm moving here to l.a., but this is my l.a. phone and this is my mexico phone. >> good to have a backup. >> can we take the u2 off for you? >> yeah. >> we're going to show you how. >> we're going to take that one. give that one to joe. i'll take this one. so, i believe you go, what do you do? you go to itunes first. >> go to itunes. >> then you -- >> settings. >> and then you hit run. >> yeah, you hit run. i think -- run. yeah, let's do it! >> go, go, go! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, members of fall out boy. really, the bottom line is, we're constantly -- downloading music illegally because itunes charges too much. apple gives us one for free, we want them to take it back. poor bono and his weird

sunglasses are soaked with tears right now. there's so much going on in the world right now and so much of the news is bad. i'd like to give special thanks to ktla for this nearly unbelievable edition of "how is this news?" >> meet the newest internet sensation. a cat that looks like tom selle selleck. >> jimmy: honey, tom selleck just crapped on the couch again. the first trailer for the highly anticipated movie "the hunger games: mocking jay part one" came out yesterday. of all the hunger games movies, they're saying this is going to be the hungriest. the franchise has been wildly successful. the first two made more than a billion and a half dollars. they have a very loyal audience. they are taking a slightly different marketing approach this time around to try to appeal to people who might not be interested in a movie about teenagers murdering each other. >> katniss was in a difficult

situation. he was down to earth, and came straight for her heart. she was a big tv star. but in the end, who will have her back? and who will stand by her side? because sometimes, it's the things we love the most -- >> it's the thing we love the most. >> that can set us free. jennifer lawrence. josh hutcherson. liam hemsworth and katherine heigl. "cue pild's arrow." >> jimmy: katherine heigl is in it? [ applause ] thank you. in venezuela, there's an unusual crisis developing in venezuela. a nationwide shortage of breast implants. i know. new currency controls made it difficult for venezuelans to import foreign goods. that means the women can't get their hands on brand name breast implants and breast implants are not an area where you want to

skimp. you don't want to go to the outlet store. you want the good rones. they are actually holding raf e raffles for them. tens of thousands of venezuelan women may have to just look the way they look. [ laughter ] which is fine, but venezuela has an unusually high rate of breast augmentation. they did around 85,000 implants last year alone. and all 85,000 were implanted into this woman. [ laughter ] you know, we have lots of breast implants here in l.a. maybe the state of california, work out some kind of breast implant for water swap. [ laughter ] no? one more thing. i think i've saved the most important story of the day for last. paris hilton has a new dog. but not just any dog. a dog she paid $13,000 for. which seems like an extravagance for an otherwise sensible young woman, but -- [ laughter ] it is apparently true. $13,000 is a lot of money for

something you're going to accidentally leave on a yacht in ibiza. the breeder that she bought it from named the dog mr. amazing. i guess because it's amazing they were able to get somebody to pay $13,000 for a dog. that's mr. amazing. oh, don't do the aww thing. it's $13,000. the reason he's so expensive, he's one of the world's smallest pomeranians. for another $4,000, they will sell you no pomeranian at all. you know, it's been awheel since we heard from paris hilton. we thought it would be fun to give people a chance to congratulate her personally on the acquisition of her adorable new puppy. >> paris hilton just bought this $13,000 dog. would you like to say congratulations? >> congratulations, paris. congratulations. >> congratulations on your $13,000 dog. i don't know. >> paris, i'm so excited. you got a $13,000 dog. >> grooj lakes, paris hilton,

for the new dog. >> congratulations, paris, on the new dog. >> congratulations, paris. way to purchase an awesome dog. congratulations. have a nice day. >> congratulations, paris. that's a great investment. [ laughter ] >> you know it, every day. you can't see me. every night, on your show, late night, talking, you know, number one. >> okay, paris hilton just bought this dog for $13,000. you want to say congratulations? >> congratulations, paris. i really love the picture. it's great. that's what it is, know that. >> congratulations, paris hilton! >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right. everybody's happy for her. tonight on the show, we have music from fall out boy. from abc's new nightly news, anchor david muir is here.

and we'll be right back with key & peele, so, stick around. ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program, a gentleman -- this is a good bit of trivia. she the youngest national evening news anchor in 50 year. he's only 12 years old. from "abc world news tonight," david muir is here. and then, their new single is called "centuries." all the kids are lined up for fall out boy from the at&t outdoor stage. tomorrow night, from "modern family," our pal ty burrell is going to join us. from "dancing with the stars," len goodman will be here. he's never been here before. why hasn't he been here before? that son of a bitch.

[ laughter ] and we'll have music from paolo nutini. and on thursday night, kaley cuoco, sweeting, anthony anderson and music from bastille. so join us for those shows. our first guests tonight are an extremely talented comedy duo, so talented, in fact, they won the prestigious peabody award for their show that returns to comedy central wednesday, september 24th. it's called "key & peele." please welcome keegan-michael key and jordan peele. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's it going? [ cheers and applause ] something that just struck me -- i used to dress just like you guys when i worked on comedy central. >> you did? >> same wardrobe. >> jimmy: i think they handed our clothes to you. >> yes, this is from serious

'90s beer pong shirt. >> jimmy: your show is very, very funny. i really like it. i enjoy it. and i mean, really funny. i do have a problem with you guys, i have not mentioned this, but here's my problem. who is the most famous bald person in the united states of america? >> mr. clean? >> jimmy: no, that's not right. >> okay. >> most famous bald person? >> jimmy: yes. >> in the united states. that's alive right now? >> jimmy: he's an athlete. he's an athlete. >> kobe bryant? >> jimmy: he's a now former athlete. >> michael jordan. >> jimmy: exactly right. >> so, you're jordan. >> i'm jordan. >> jimmy: you're keegan. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's confusing. you should be jordan with the bald head and you should be keegan. really, it's not too late to change around. >> you're trying to put us in a black people box. >> jimmy: right. [ laughter ] they have those now?

>> they have them. they've had them for quite a long time. >> jimmy: can you get them on amazon? >> they find you. >> jimmy: do they come to your house, like, oh, there are black people! wow, no, i wasn't, it was the bald thing. but we'll try to move past it. >> we have to do it this way because i can't get enough hair on my head to not be bald. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, nothing's going on right here. >> jimmy: i see. >> i mean, nothing. it's a barren wasteland. >> when i first met him, he had long hair on the sides. >> bozo thing going on. why did i want that hair? >> jimmy: is that -- did you guys -- did you fall right in love when you met each other? >> we fell in love. >> we fell in comedy love. >> comedy love. >> we met in chicago at the second city theater. jordan was working at a theater in holland, in amsterdam. and they were sort of crossing paths. we were doing a show at one of their stages and the first time i saw him, he was doing his coach hines character. >> yeah.

>> that he did on "mad tv" which is really where you got the patented keegan-michael key, like, foot, the kick. >> the kick? that's my move. this is not funny enough right now, you got to give it a kick. and you got to get a kick. >> jimmy: well -- >> double scissors. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, that really comes to life. >> i love it. he does all the work and i get the applause. >> jimmy: did you guys have a conversation before -- because he's never paid attention before. >> really? >> jimmy: crazy. literal little tly the first ti happened. >> that's the power. >> jimmy: it was your talent that drew you to one another? >> we saw each other perform a night apart from each other and it was these characters that we were playing and jordan came in and he did this character and he was playing a danish, very vapid danish super model. >> female. i was in drag. >> blood wig. >> a wig and a boa.

>> she was a presenter of the e euro vision music contest -- >> jimmy: what was her name? >> uta. >> i didn't play uta on "mad tv." no idea why. her built was liit was like, if english as a second language, then, it's hard to make your head talk. you know, she kind of had, like, an elmo soul. >> elmo soul. >> it murdered. it was a crime scene. but the funny thing was, i referenced something that he told me in a story the night before and you didn't realize it. >> i don't know what was wrong with me. i told him a story about something that happened to a friend of mine back home in detroit. my best friend's a firefighter and the he was sitting in the fire house, he was reading a paper and this guy drives around the corner in a car, drives in a fire house, gets out of the car, gets out of the car, has his head on his head, walks up to my friend and goes -- shot in the

head! and my friend is like, oh, we should call an ambulance. because blood just spurting out of his head. >> jimmy: boy. >> which happens every day in detroit, you know. >> jimmy: does it hurt you when he says a firefighter is his best friend? is that -- >> it's weird. it's weird. why don't you go make a show with a firefighter? >> jimmy: you actually said that on stage to -- >> yeah, i was improvising as uta, like, whoever it was that was interviewing uta, he was speaking. >> and i gave him this easter egg. he was in the audience, watching. that's your laugh. >> is that how i laugh? [ cheers and applause ] >> went right on back to not listening. >> so condescending. it's terrible. but i dropped a line, i said, yes, the guy, if you are -- if you are speaking with english

second language, just remember, shot in the head! a >> and i laughed because i thought it was such a coincidence that he would have said "shot in the head" on stage that night and i said, i had a story, where a friend of mine had a guy run up to him -- >> it was me, it was me. >> oep, i told you that story. >> it was me last night. >> i'm the blond of the couple. >> he does that a lot. >> jimmy: i see. are the characters based -- i assume uta isn't. maybe i'm wrong. but are they based on people that you know? >> yeah, oh yeah. a lot of characters i do -- coach hines, from "mad tv" is based on, like, four p.e. teachers that i had, he's four games that s guys that i had. >> there's a character who is a landlord -- >> jimmy: yeah. looking around for something, right? >> he's like, you know, so, the security deposit is going to be 750 and --

[ laughter ] >> yeah. >> i'm going to need you to do me a favor. give me one week before you check any of these cupboards and you can move in next tuesday. >> immediately uncomfortable. yeah. >> jimmy: you guys -- maybe your biggest sketch is the one where you -- you have the -- it's got 38 million views on youtube, where, with the names, with the funny names and that's probably how a lot of people know you. true? >> are you talking about the substitute teacher or the east/west bowl? >> jimmy: the east/west bowl. i like the substitute teacher, as well, where he does the white names like they're black names. do they know you as the funny game guys? >> people come up to us in the street. hey! what's going on? but yeah, it's interesting. we talked about it yesterday, it's interesting that people seem to like humor about funny names. i don't know what that is. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the two biggest scenes that

we have, the most hits online, are, with that premise in mind. >> jimmy: barkevious mingo plays for the browns. he is a real person. and his dad's name is hugh. you know the story? >> i don't know this story. >> jimmy: he has a brother hugh and he has a brother hughtavious. and the mother's favorite name is kevious. she wanted to combine part of her name with kevious and barkevious was born. >> it should be noted that white people have crazy names, too. if you look at any lacrosse team across the nation, there's just -- truck dirkson. >> my name is branch tiptowser. i >> i'm dutch dutch. >> yeah.

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>> what up? what up? it's my favorite client. what up, dude? >> jimmy: that is key & peele and their show comes back september 24th on comedy central. i watched the -- [ cheers and applause ] we can only show a little clip of it, but that sketch is hill larl use. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: there's very little well can show on this show, but it is very, very funny. >> very profane? >> jimmy: it's profane and profound. you feel like the show is becoming very well known, that you are being recognized a lot more than when the show first started? >> yeah. yeah, definitely. there's been a big change in the last year. >> a couple days ago, we were walking in the hallway of our office and two older chinese women passed us, this is not a joke. this is like three days ago. >> just walking down the hall. one of them walked past us. one of them just went, hey, it's

key & peele! it's key & peele! the other one was like, that's key & peele and we're like, how are you in our demographic? >> we didn't know. >> we didn't know. >> jimmy: that's exciting. that's got to be -- it's one thing to really kind of target -- >> now we're putting our whole show in the old asian woman -- >> gears towards 60-year-old chinese women. >> jimmy: what if one of you likes an idea and another one doesn't. do you have a tie breaker? >> i win. i win. yeah, i just -- i lay down the law fret much. >> jimmy: is that how it goes? >> yeah. no, i mean, do we really ever -- we have so much material to work from. >> yeah, yeah. >> at the end of the day, we have an amazing staff that we put together, 300 sketches to produce, you know, really what ends up being a handful of sketches per season, so, we have an embarrassment of riches. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> everybody just gets to write whatever they want and then we just pick later, you know what

ill mean? we never turn an idea down. >> jimmy: you guys are also working on what they cowl would a reboot, i guess, of "police academy," the movie. >> that's right. >> jimmy: are you in the film? >> we don't know yet. >> jimmy: write yourselves in it if you want to. >> that's a possibility. >> certainly a possibility, yes. it's the early stages. we have great friends of ourms, ike barinholtz -- >> jimmy: he was here last night. >> yeah, and it's going to be a blast. we'll make the call if we're right for the movie. >> jimmy: will bobcat be invited? >> he will be invited. >> jimmy: he will be. >> yes. >> jimmy: will steve guttenberg be in the film? >> we have a restraining order against him. >> jimmy: you do. what about michael winslow? >> it's almost like they kind of have to -- have to -- see, look, he's latching already. you just said the name michael winslow and he's cracking up. >> jimmy: that's right. >> the musical people, winslow is like, one of your guys, right? >> jimmy: you guys should just

really write the same movie that they did the first time around, i mean. save yourselves a lot of effort. >> well, up know, i think we're going to take some of the energy we bring to the show to the movie, you know, we like to make people get up and walk out of the room, like, that's our main goal. >> that's our brom or the. >> you see something that's so stupid. >> yeah, you want a person at home looking at their television and the punch line happens, you want them to go -- this is ridiculous. >> jimmy: there they go. key & peele, everybody. return to comedy central wednesday, september 24th. thank you, fellas. we'll be right back. hi! can i help you? i'm looking for a phone plan. it has to be a great one, and i don't compromise. ok, how about 10 gigs of data to share, unlimited talk and text, and you can choose from 2 to 10 lines.

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>> jimmy: hello there. we have back. still to come, music from fall out boy. while other 12-year-olds were out playing whiffle ball and pretending to be han solo, our next guest was sitting in front of the tv pretending to be peter jennings, and it worked. he's the new anchor of "world news tonight with david muir" which airs weeknights here on abc. please welcome david muir. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how come i got the little one and guillermo got the big one? >> they come in all sizes, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you? congratulati congratulations, first of all. >> thank you. >> jimmy: two weeks? >> a full two weeks. i start the third week tonight. >> jimmy: replacing diane sawyer. >> you've heard of her? >> jimmy: yes. eleanor mouse shoes. not literally. >> very tall shoes. >> jimmy: tall shoes to fill. and already you've left the office and here in l.a. shouldn't you be in new york? >> a lot of people ask that. one of our big things is going to be taking "world news tonight" on the road. i've been reporting for more than a decade on abc. i was lucky enough to report for peter jennings and then for gibson and sawyer, who is a dear friend of mine and i think that people would wonder if i'm just sitting behind that desk -- >> jimmy: right. >> what had happened to me. they've been watching me report all these years. we're going to take the show on the road. >> jimmy: isn't the goal that when you get behind the desk to

stay behind the desk and not have to say, something terrible's happening in some part of the world, let's send david there. >> let's send someone else. >> jimmy: yes. exactly. sent somebody else. it's not like they send you to places where great things are happening, you know? >> they usually don't. that's now how it worked. i was psyched to come out here and then i got here and it's 105 degrees. >> jimmy: it's terrible out here you did a story about these flashlights tonight. >> these are actually incredible. we do this made in america series. we travel the country, small town triumphs, creating jobs, saving jobs. this is a guy from southern california, his name is tony. he's been making these mag lites from 1955. china tried to rip them off. he sued and won. >> jimmy: he sued china? >> he went off china, yeah. the only one who has pulled it off. >> jimmy: wow. >> he saw them appearing on store shelves everywhere. he said, that's mine. remember the mack truck adds from the '90s, they run over the mag lite and it would still work. >> jimmy: that's right.

i have like 30 of these at my house. >> all different sizes. >> jimmy: i put them in different spot lgs becaus becau crazy. really, i wasn't exaggerating in my introduction. you really did -- you were, like a news junky as a little boy. how old are you here? >> that was last week. that was my premier night. actually i'm 13 2there. i wrote to a local news guy -- upstate new york. hey, one person. i wrote to the guy, i said, what do i have to do to be you one day. i'll never forget the last line in the letter he wrote back. competition in television news is keen. there's always room for the right person. it could be you. >> jimmy: that is a great last line. >> kind of cool. >> jimmy: the competition is keen. that's excellent. who was that man? >> his name is ron curtis. he was the walter cronkite of syracuse. >> jimmy: is he still with us? >> he's not with us anymore.

i did my first job ten years later, sharing the same chair on the news desk with ron. >> jimmy: you weren't responsible for his death? no, good. i didn't know how ambitious you are. >> the mag lite did come in handy. >> jimmy: all right. so, what kind of stuff did you do at the station when you were just -- >> i'm sure he probably wondered afterwards if it was right to write back to this kid. i ended upcoming into the news room during school breaks. you're looking at me -- i feel badly for my parents. they would drive me to the tv station, you know, when i was 14, 15, on summer breaks and the first thing they would do is march me over to the doorway in the news room and they had a growth chart on the wall. every summer, they would measure how much i'd grown and they would make fun of how much lower my voice had dropped from year to year. >> jimmy: that's not humiliating at all. treat you like a kid or did they treat you like one of their coworkers? there was a decent amount of hazing. but i was in the news cruiser

every day with them on stories and i'll never forget, one time we were chasing down severe thunderstorms, much like we're doing the weather here in the west, and they jump out of the car, the reporter and the photographer and there are trees falling and they said, listen, we got to get this shot, just drive the car up the road, we'll meet you halfmile down the road. i get behind the cruiser. it was a chevrolet, four-door. i'm driving the car, the big 5 on the side. they get back in the car, they're like thanks. they turn around, they're like, how old are you? i was 14. >> jimmy: they could have made a news story of their own. >> probably. >> jimmy: and you really -- this is something you wanted to be the anchor for abc news -- >> well, it's -- i used to excuse myself from the backyard, playing with everybody else when the news came on and i'd come in and watch peter jennings. i rebel on friday nights trying to guess who the "person of the week" was going to be. and even at that age, i thought, this guy is the james bond of the evening news. and so it's an honor for me to ghaif chair a shot. >> jimmy: yeah.

must be. very remarkable that you would -- this one specific job is the job you had your eye on and then it would all work out. i mean, even becoming, like, a football player, you know, there are many teams and there are many positions, but there's -- there are only three of these jobs. >> really. on that first night, two weeks in, that first night, walking down that hallway, that's the hallway that jennings, gibson, sawyer walked down, minutes before air every night and i'll never forget the butterflies, and i wanted to do two things when i came on the air. i wanted to signal to the audience what an honor this was and i wanted to thank the force that is diane sawyer and the friend she has been to me. and i think that we did that. and a couple of days later, we're thinking, two days into this, we're sort of overwhelmed, building a show one morning. around the corner in the news room, you hear the sound of one woman clapping and she turns the corner, it was diane. he said, i'm overwhelmed. he sai she said, this is turbo charged.

>> jimmy: she's the greatest. >> i saw what you did to her. >> jimmy: she did something to me. >> i think she did. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> as diane sawyer can only do. >> jimmy: congratulations. really an amazing story. i hope you're here for many, many years to come. david muir, everybody. he's the new anchor, "abc world news tonight with david muir," weeknights at 6:30 right here on abc. we'll be back with fall out boy. it's on?

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