dealership featuring 2014 silverado, visit elkins at route 37 in marlton or on >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ty burrell. from "dancing with the stars," len goodman. and music from paolo nutini. with cleto and the cletones. and now, get ready. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. well, hello there. i think -- i'm glad you're here. i'm a little bit confused about why you're here.

you know they just opened a dave and busters across the street. it's -- they have fruit ninja. [ laughter ] we have a lot to get to tonight. we have no time for nonsense. those of you who have iphones update your operating systems today? oh, you need to -- charging your phone and updating your software are the two most important things in the world. they really are. apple today released ios 8, which means we finally have more versions of ios than police academy movies. they're saying ios 8 is going to revolutionize the way we ignore our friends and family. i have a love/hate thing with the new updates. they change how everything looks. like, last time they did an update, my photos, dh were in a sun flower wound up in a little spiral thing. took me almost two months to find them. by the way, you know how when you upgrade they ask if you want to back your iphone up right before? i never do. i like to roll the dice. i'm a wild man.

there are some impressive new features that come with ios 8. there's a family sharing feature that you won't set up. there's a -- [ laughter ] predictive typing thing you won't be able to figure out how to work and you can create your own wijts. i mean, you won't, but you can. i don't even know what that is. a lot, lot more. this is pretty good. siri has the shazaam app built into it. instead of having to find the app when the song comes on and hold your phone up to the thing, if you are listening to the radio, you can ask what song is this and siri will tell you. basically, siri is you and you are your mother. i updated my phone this afternoon. that's the sort of thing i do. and let's try -- i'm not sure if it works with live music, though. jeff, play a song and aisle ai' siri to do it for us. oh, that's a good one. all right.

♪ siri, what song is playing? >> hello, siri. how is your day? >> jimmy: no. siri, what song is playing? >> i said, hello, siri. how is your day? >> jimmy: excuse me? >> would it kill you to ask me how i'm doing? >> jimmy: sorry, i didn't realize. >> how would you realize? it's all about you, jimmy. it's always about you. >> jimmy: oh, all right. well, how are you? >> this isn't working for me anymore. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean? i need you. >> i'm leaving. i'm moving back to vermont to get my masters degree. >> jimmy: i didn't even know you were from vermont. >> exactly. good-bye. self-centered [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: wow. women, right guys?

well -- that was embarrassing, i'm sorry. [ cheers and applause ] you had to be apart of that. we have a great show for you tonight. from "modern family," ty burrell is here with us. we have music from paolo nutini. and from "dancing with the stars," judge len goodman is here, for the first time, he's never been with us before. i'm excited this year because len gives very good criticism on that show. he's tough, but constructive. in fact, let's bring him out. now, please welcome len goodman. len -- there he is. [ cheers and applause ] exactly. exactly. how are you, len? everything -- oh, look at that. >> i'm good! >> jimmy: good. i'm glad you're here. i know you are one of the most respected judges in the world. >> oh, yeah.

>> jimmy: buzz when you give a critique, i think you're pretty honest with it, right? >> i try to be myself and be honest and that's what i do. >> jimmy: perfect. what we're going to do is, i thought it might be helpful to have you judge my monologue tonight. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, if you just kind of sit there. we got some paddles for you with scores on them. every once in awhile, you let me know what score you give me, okay? >> i'll do that. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. be honest. >> don't be frumpy. >> jimmy: all right. here's something len's been following with great interest, because he's one of them foreigners. [ laughter ] no, i didn't -- >> okh. >> jimmy: as we speak, the people of scotland are voegt on whether or not to declare their independence from the united kingdom. the latest polls say the vote is going to be very close. this is a big deal. if scotland votes for independence, it could have major ramifications. great britain is concerned that if they lose scotland, they could be cut off from a major supply of bagpipes and kilts. by the way, this is the official

ballot. this is real. we did not make this up. that's the ballot. one line. should scotland be an independent country? and that's it. [ laughter ] why is it that i have to go through 18 pages of terms and conditions to download ios 8, a whole country can see seed from the united kingdom by checking a box that says yes? [ cheers and applause ] len? what do you think? >> well -- hold on. it was going to be a 7, but it finished really good, so, i'm going to give it an 8. >> jimmy: all right. [ cheers and applause ] i like this already. should do this every night. this story's almost unbelievable, but apparently it's true. police in south korea arrested an american man who was, this is the unbelievable part, trying to swim across the han river so he could meet north korean kim jong-un. he was competing in a die yath lon and that was one of the events.

of course, the guy didn't make it across. primarily because he kept running into all the people trying to swim away from kim jong-un. let's go to len and see how i'm doing so far. len? >> yeah. i liked it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i wasn't overly struck. it was good, but not great. i'll give it a seven. >> jimmy: okay. all right. [ applause ] but i do want to say, swimming across a river to meet somebody, i know it's kim jong-un, but just might be the most romantic thing i've heard in my life. but still, the best way for an american to meet kim jong-un is to become a cross dressing basketball player with a drinking problem. [ laughter ] len? >> that's -- that's an eight again. >> jimmy: oh, an eight. [ applause ] i feel like -- i feel like kristy yamaguchi all of a sudden. all right, time to play a game. hand these in here. now, these two objects, see if you can guess what they are. take a good look. not a tie. not a tie.

not a jock strap. you're close. these are bathing suits. this is a woman's bathing suit and this is a man's bathing suit. it's called a sc-string. a c-shaped g-string. here's what they look like in action. you can buy them online. my christmas shopping is done. we thought this would be a good topic for our pedestrian question tonight. it's been very hot here in hollywood. we've been experiencing record-breaking heat wave. we sent a camera crew out onto the boulevard to ask people, would you be willing to try on america's hottest new swimsuit, the c-string? we're going to see someone introduce himself or herself and then we'll guess to see if they are the sort of person that would wear this on television. all right? let's begin. >> my name is kendrick, i'm from new york. >> would you will willing to try on the c-string for us? >> jimmy: kendrick, will he try

this on? yes, all right. find out. >> no. >> you sure? >> i'm very sure. >> jimmy: all right. we are off to a good start. next? >> samantha, i'm from vancouver, b.c. >> would you be willing to try on the c-string for us? >> jimmy: will samantha try it on? all right. most everyone says yes. couple of nay sayers. >> um -- no. no, i would not. >> jimmy: well, life is full of disappointments. [ laughter ] next up? >> leo, i'm from santa cruz. >> would you be willing to try on america's hottest new swimsuit craze, the c-string for us? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can we count on leo to try it on? all right. mostly yes, sirs. >> oh -- um -- i don't know if i can do that.

>> jimmy: you can do it, you just -- such a tease, that leo. we're 0 for 3. who is next? >> danny and i live in san fernando valley. >> would you be willing to try on the c-string? >> whoa! >> jimmy: danny, will danny try the c-string on? almost everyone says yes. okay. >> right now? l sure. >> jimmy: he's got a lot of confidence. all right. len, what do you think? overall? >> i tell you -- what a pity bruno's not here. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he'd be having that on. wait a minute. i've got -- i tell you, i enjoyed it, made me laugh, it was fun and i'm giving that a nine. >> jimmy: give this to bruno. all right. we're doing well. one more thing. my cousin sal is a

rabble-rouser. we send him out in the world to mess with people. we hide cameras in a house and we call businesses to have things delivered and, well, with that said, i give you cousin sal and his hidden camera friends. >> you have my pizza? >> you nick? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> come on in. thank you. >> you're welcome. >> hold on, i'll have the money in a second.

>> thank you. >> any change? >> no. >> okay. >> just a minute. ♪ give me an s ♪ give me an a ♪ give me an l ♪ are you sal >> i am. >> hi, sal there's a special message i wanted to give you. >> okay. let's hear it. >> it goes ♪ ♪ get up ♪ get up ♪ face the day ♪ i said ♪ get up ♪ get up ♪ it's the only way ♪ get up ♪ get up

♪ i'm here to say ♪ stop sitting around and being gray ♪ do a little clap with me. it's time for you -- this is where we're going to have you clap along with me sal. come on, a little clap. there you go. it's time for you to stand up for yourself. you're the only one. you can do it. i said, it's time for you to stand up for your yourself. and i'm here to see you through it. >> go [ bleep ] yourself. >> you know -- >> i was just ordered to come here by your friend. >> that's very offensive. >> i didn't know. >> i couldn't really walk and if this wasn't a hidden camera for "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> are you serious right now? >> yes, yes. >> oh, my goodness. >> you helped me. >> someone gave me the cheer to sing, so i didn't know. >> you're a miracle worker! >> i'm so glad you're okay. >> okay.

>> hey, how it's going? >> how are you? >> thanks for coming. come on in, come on in. >> thank you. $30.82. get your money. >> appreciate it. >> shut this door. >> hey, thanks for coming out, with all that's going on in the neighborhood, you know, with the pizza guys, i appreciate you -- >> no problem. >> your bravery, you know, all the kidnappings and stuff. >> thank you. >> life goes on. >> i like that attitude. life goes on. got to remember that. not for everybody, but for some people, right? life goes on. one second.

>> oh, no! >> where do you think you're going, pal? get back here! woo! >> jimmy: thank you. where is cousin sal. oh, there he is. what are you doing? can you give sal a number, too? >> sal -- you get a 10 from len. >> jimmy: how about that? >> jimmy: tonight on the show, we have music from paolo nutini. len goodman is here. and we'll be right back with ty burrell, so stick around. oh, no, you can't open that. please choose one based on the cover. here we go! whoa... no test rides allowed. i can't show you the inside, but trust me.

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>> jimmy: hello friends. tonight, he is a graceful gentleman who has promised not to judge me for the remainder of the evening. from "dancing with the stars," len goodman is here. and then, from scotland, which could be on its own in a few hours, this is his new album. it's called "caustic love." paolo nutini from the at&t stage. tomorrow, from "the big bang theory" kaley cuoco-sweeting.

from a brand new show called "black-ish," the great anthony anderson will join us. and we'll have music from bastille. so, please join us for that. last month, our first guest tonight won his second emmy award for his portrayal of the pure-hearted and clear-headed phil dunphy on "modern family." season six premieres next wednesday here on abc. his new movie, with bill hader and kristen wiig, "the skeleton twins," is in theaters now. please welcome ty burrell. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations on a very well-deserved second emmy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. and you are so great on that show. >> oh. >> jimmy: was that the highlight of your year so far? >> um -- it was definitely a highlight. that was an incredible night and a pleasant surprise. but i -- i think it was in

april, i was invited by the st. louis rams, my team -- >> jimmy: a rams fan? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why are you a rams fan? >> it's weird. >> jimmy: you're not from st. louis. >> i'm from oregon. my family was from l.a. we were only fans because our family was in l.a., so, we were long distance rams fans, so, we'd never been to a game. when they moved to st. louis, we were just like -- >> jimmy: made no difference. still on tv. is the helmet the same? >> we're in. >> jimmy: you're a rams fan. >> they got wind of that and were kind enough to invite me to represent the team at the nfl draft -- >> jimmy: in what way? >> to accept the -- to present the jersey to our first round pick. >> jimmy: college draft pick, yeah. >> and i was flipping out. i mean -- i'm just -- i've been a fan since i was a little kid. my whole family's flipping out. my mom's flipping out. i asked permission for my wife, which is what you do when you

have two young kids. >> jimmy: right. >> can i please go to the nfl draft? and i -- >> jimmy: i watched that whole draft. you were on that? >> well -- no. um -- so, i go -- i go to new york, you know, the rams -- they fly me out, put me up in a hotel. i go out and get a new suit. go backstage, they -- the way they set it up is, you are at a jersey printing station because they don't know who is getting picked. it is -- it is not a conspiracy. they really don't know who is getting picked. so -- >> jimmy: they print the jersey right there? that's a great detail. i didn't know that. >> it's awesome. >> jimmy: wow. >> i'm waiting there. they announce our pick, aaron donald, i'm super excited. i'm really happy about the pick. they put the rams jersey on the pick and then they take the jersey off the press and i was like, oh, you need to put the name on the jersey, because he's going to want his name on it. they were like, no, we don't

need to, because he's not here. i was like, what do you mean? he's the only person projected into the first round who didn't come to the draft. and i was like -- you're -- you're what? what? he's the only person not here. so, i participated in the nfl draft in the same wail that i've always participated in the nfl draft. which is, by watching the nfl draft. but i watched it, like this, from around a curtain. >> jimmy: oh, that's terrible. hopefully they're going to make it up to you next year. if i was you, i'd do it to you over and over again. find the one guy that wasn't there -- >> you just make up a fake round. come for the eighth round pick. >> jimmy: in round 2-b. >> 2-b, yeah. >> jimmy: hey, what's going on here? because you brought us these photographs. who is this, first of all? i know that is you. >> it's me and my buddies. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> we did an episode of "modern

family" where we used a harley-davidson and they were kind enough to invite me and some buddies to come do a three-day course and get our motorcycle licenses. which we were -- i was like, oh, yeah, we're in, i've seen "entourage." i know how this goes. this is -- i basically thought it was -- it was the thing i expected. i finally got on a tv show. i'm like, this is what happens. cu cut to four middle aged guys riding tiny training bikes, riding -- i'm not exaggerating, riding between 3 and 5 miles an hour, around these cones. you can see the cones, we couldn't keep the cones -- >> jimmy: the ones you crushed? where are you here? >> at the van nys airport. >> jimmy: that's a lot of fun. >> we spent most of the day practicing getting on and off the motorcycle and how to turn it on and turn it off and i

texted my wife, i think it might have been that one, and she texted back, "ha ha ha." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: things are not going to great for you. your endeavors -- [ applause ] >> not winning. not a winning personality. >> jimmy: i don't know where that magazine i had, but there was a magazine, i saw something about you, it was like, 25 things that you don't note about ty burrell and one of the things, you said, was, your mother was a professional drag racer. >> yes. well, not professional. but she raced competitively. >> jimmy: and that is true. >> it's 100% true. >> jimmy: when was this? >> in the '50s, she had a '55 chevy and she had a partner, like, another gal, actually, who took care of the car. and she had a car that, the door opened, had spotlights on the door and you move the spotlights and it would open the doors to this car. she got some hardware.

she was like a drag racer, which -- is -- okay, so, my dad didn't know her at the time, when she was doing that, but i'm pretty convinced that most of the kids were conceived after riding in the car with my mom, because when my mom drives a car, she drives a car. >> jimmy: even now? >> oh, yeah. she's 75 and she hasn't driven that slow in 50 years. she -- she -- >> jimmy: she goes over her age speed limit wise? >> all the time. my favorite thing is getting in the car with somebody new that hasn't ridden with my mom who gets in her car, which is -- always, like, a week after she gets -- if she gets a new car, she puts like 19-inch rims on it and, like -- >> jimmy: what? >> and pulling onto an off-ramp at 85 and -- >> jimmy: wow. i guess you take after dad, huh? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's unbelievable.

[ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: get her a job as an uber driver to scare the hell out of people. >> her rating would be, like, half a star. >> jimmy: half a star. we -- when we come back, we're going to talk about this movie, which is a great movie, and you are absolutely fantastic in this movie. i really mean that. unbelievable. it's called "the skeleton twins." ty burrell is here. we'll be right back. yeah! vo: don't just dream of being the hero. make it happen. i can't believe we're missing the game for this. we're not. i've got xlte. vo: it doubles our 4g lte bandwidth in cities nationwide, so be that guy with verizon xlte. now get 1gb of bonus data, and our best pricing ever on the more everything plan.

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>> is it? >> yeah. mr. fancy l.a. agent. i should have kept that whale for myself. >> it's not that big of a deal. >> i think it's incredible. i always knew you'd do something amazing with your wife. >> jimmy: that's ty burrell and bill hader in "the skeleton twins." well, both of you, your characters in the movie are gay. and you are his, well, i don't want to give too much away, but -- >> yeah, it's -- it's a dark story line that the director actually does an incredible job of walking a fine line between it being funny and dark at times. >> jimmy: the director really did do a great job with this movie. >> kind of crazy. >> jimmy: everybody is really, really excellent in it. you and bill hader make love. >> we do. i'm sorry if you didn't know, it's a 90-minute love scene of bill hader and me. was that not clear? i'm sorry.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you're making a movie like that, mostly a serious movie, and you guys are both very funny guys, is it -- and you're there in love -- >> what's funny is, i think -- >> jimmy: maybe not love. >> you know, sometimes there are people you come across, your main form of communication is in bits, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. >> just going back and forth doing jokes. that's what bill and i did on the set of the most serious movie we've ever done, so -- basically, we would do these -- we would be doing, like, character voices and making horn sounds and it would be like, action. and it was like, you're back in town. [ laughter ] because, that tension is real when you're making a movie like that and you do look for ways to lighten it. ill think it was probably interesting to the crew, us making -- >> jimmy: probably not encountered that before. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is the sixth season of "modern family." how many episodes into this season are you?

>> i think we're at five right now. >> jimmy: okay, you're at five. >> it's been going really well. >> jimmy: you just jump right back into it? >> yeah, i mean, it takes awhile to shake the rust off a little bit. >> jimmy: we should skip the first couple of episode snls. >> yeah, definitely. >> jimmy: the kids on the show are getting big. like, nolan is like a muscular kid now. >> yeah, he's ripped. >> jimmy: he looks like he's going to beat somebody's ass on the show now. >> mine. >> jimmy: i guess that's how it goes in real life, too. even dhully. >> he's the best, man. you know, because we do a lot of scene work together, we've become pals, and he actually puts -- he puts all of the music on my phone. like a 47-year-old guy, i don't know anything about music. i don't note anything about the young people's music. and he just puts all of my music on my phone. >> jimmy: what does he put on there? >> i'll show you. >> jimmy: oh. >> he puts -- we have filler music, i'm sure.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. judge len goodman and music from paolo nutini are on the way, but first, my aunt chippy loves to give advice, whether you ask for it or not. so we decided to create a forum for her wisdom. we asked viewers to write in to request guidance on any subject whatsoever and it's time now for "dear aunt chippy" >> hi, this is aunt chippy. i'm glad we're here together and we're going to read another letter. let's see what this one is all about. dear aunt chippy, i'm a 65-year-old man who exercises every day and looks pretty good for my age. i've been watching you on the jimmy kimmel show for a long time now. i find you to be a lovely, beautiful woman.

you deserve to be wined and dined and treated like the queen you are. is there any chance you could let me take you out to dinner or a cup of coffee. i'm horny. sincerely, steve. you know what, stephen, that was a very nice letter. i haven't gotten any letters like that. actually, i've never gotten a letter like. that you started out pretty good in the letter and then you got to be [ bleep ], just like all the rest of these [ bleep ] that write to me. but i liked the beautiful, i liked the wined and dined, i liked the treated like a queen part. and i liked the take you out to dinner or a cup of coffee and the horny part is your [ bleep ] problem, not mine. good luck, steve. [ laughter ] if you have a question for me, please e-mail me at

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>> jimmy: there, stihi there.

still to come, music from polo knew tee knee. our next guest is the sharp-tongued british judge who makes sure our celebrity dancers never lack fluidity. watch him on "dancing with the stars" monday and tuesday nights at 8:00. please say hello to the honorable len goodman. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is what i do when i'm excited. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i get this thing going. >> jimmy: lo >> jimmy: i'm excited to have you here, because you've never been here. the show's been on -- >> you love bruno. >> jimmy: of course i do, but i love you, also. >> do you love me more than bruno? >> jimmy: well, we'll see. take it slow. >> we'll see how it drops. >> jimmy: you and bruno will fly to england -- >> next tuesday, after the show. >> jimmy: usually you go right after the show. >> the show in britain hasn't

started yet. starts the following friday and saturday. next week, we do monday and tuesday here, do the show, and then we fly to britain, we do their show monday and tuesday -- friday and saturday, sunday we fly back here, do that -- >> jimmy: do you fly together? >> well, we always come out together, but -- and we're going to fly out together, but bruno loves to lay naked in the sun on his balcony, where as i -- and, you know, i've got my mother still ail live, my wife, my kids, so, i like to get back as soon as i can. >> jimmy: i see. >> he usually stays an extra day. >> jimmy: how did you wind up in ballroom dancing in the first place? >> well, i used to play soccer. >> jimmy: i have a photograph of you -- >> yeah, that's it. that's when i was a boy. you know which one's me? the good-looking one at the back. this guy here. look at me. >> jimmy: that's -- one what die guys on the team say when you left them for -- >> i hurt my foot and i couldn't play. and i was mad, so, i was a loose end.

it was february and one of my mates, mike, jewish boy, mazel, we used to call him. we're having a beer and i was 21 and i said, you want to go out tomorrow night? he said no. i said, what are you doing? he said, i'm going ballroom dancing. i said, shut up! ballroom dancing? you're having a laugh. he said, len, there's 30 girls and four boys. i said, i'll come! [ laughter ] i had my dad's carpet slipper on one foot, a shoe on this foot and up i went and i liked it. >> jimmy: what is -- >> a pointy shoe. >> jimmy: you have phrases that i have never heard before. >> you know where they come from? >> jimmy: where? >> my granddad, you know, you got to know, we came -- i don't know what the roughest part of l.a. is, or new york or whatever, the roughest part of london is the east end. that's where -- that was -- it's a slum. so, that's where we were brought up, outside toilet.

my granddad, from a kid, i remember the first real bit of advise he gave me, he said, lenny, your money's like your willy, it only grows if you play with it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really? >> what do you know? >> jimmy: that's pretty funny. >> we had a toilet in the backyard, there was an outside toilet and there was a knock at the door, i was about 5. i opened the door and it was a man there, he said, i'm here for the rent. so, i went back outside to where my granddad was in the toilet. i said, granddad, the man for the rent's here. he said, i can only one [ bleep ] at a time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> very funny, huh? there we are in the kitchen, me and about eight other kids, all playing. in our street, every door was open and we'd play in one house or, anyway, it was -- they were all in my kitchen. we're all playing. in came my granddad, all you

kids, get out. i said, granddad, why did you chuck the kids out? he said, kids are like -- we only like our own. that was my granddad. >> jimmy: you've been around -- do you know who these stars are on "dancing with the stars" -- >> no. this is -- it's not a problem, because you get to know them as the shows go along, but you got to know, i live in england, so, we don't get "general hospital" or whatever you -- the shows, of course. >> jimmy: like us, you have no idea who these people are. >> listen, i live in britain, i look at the list, i think, who the hell is this? but what i love, they always get an interesting cast. and so, they have on "dancing with the stars," you know, you got older people, like betsy and tommy, but they're both in their '70s, young kids, teenagers, you get everything in between. >> jimmy: like, tommy chung, you

have no idea who he is. >> i know a bit about him, he likes the wacky baccy. i grew up in the '60s, right, i was a teenager, so, i know all about wacky baccy, i grew out of it. but obviously tommy still likes it. good luck to him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, when they opened that coffin, a puff of smoke is going to come up. >> out it will come. >> jimmy: who, in your opinion, is the worst celebrity dancer of all-time on "dancing with the stars"? >> oh, there's been a few, i guess. >> jimmy: personally, i go with master p. >> oh, he had the worst feet. honestly, his feet were -- and he insisted on wearing these great big black boots. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> you know, with -- i have to get to grips with this thing. >> jimmy: okay. >> why do people wear the maker's name on the outside of their clothing? what's that all about? where does that come from? and they wear it, like, it's a

beige bei badge of honor. what is it about? you don't wear your labels on the outside of your clothes. and it's become -- i saw somebody, i don't know, hollister or something, write right down their leg. it's -- what is -- >> jimmy: it's the wacky tobacco. >> hey. >> jimmy: well, i'm glad you finally made it. i hope you will come back again soon, because i feel like we just -- we're just getting going here. >> that's it? >> jimmy: that's the end. >> we haven't talked about my pet -- >> jimmy: we're going to get that to the next time, show. >> i've been over here for ten years, so, i'll see you in 2024. hey! >> jimmy: len goodman, everybody. watch "dancing with the stars" monday and tuesday on abc. we'll be right back with paolo nutini.

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>> jimmy: i want to thank all of our guests. apologize to matt damon, we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, this is his cd called "caustic lo love." here with the song "iron sky," paolo nutini. ♪ ♪ we are proud individuals living for the city ♪ ♪ but the flames couldnt go much higher ♪ ♪ we find gods and religions

to paint us with salvation ♪ ♪ but no one no nobody can give you the power ♪ ♪ but to rise over love over hate through this iron sky ♪ ♪ thats fast becoming our mind over fear and into freedom ♪ ♪ oh no no ♪ all that life left dripping down the walls ♪ ♪ the dream that cannot

dream in its harsh reality ♪ ♪ mass confusion spoonfed to the blind ♪ ♪ serves now to define our cold society ♪ ♪ from which well rise over love over hate ♪ ♪ through this iron sky ♪ ♪ thats fast becoming our mind over fear and into freedom ♪ ♪ freedom ♪ you just got to hold on you just got to hold on ♪

♪ oh yeah >> for those that can you hear me, i say, do not despair. the misery that's come upon us, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. the hate of men will pass and dictators die. and the power they took from the people will return to the people and so long as men die, liberty will never perish. don't give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men with machine minds and hearts. you are not machines. you are not kettle. you are men. you, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. you must use that power. let us all unite! ♪ and well rise over love over hate to this iron sky ♪ ♪ thats fast

becoming our mind and over fear and into freedom ♪ ♪ into freedom ♪ freedom ♪ ♪ rain on me ♪ rain on me

this is "nightline." >> tonight -- >>. ♪ you're a good girl >> stolen hit? ♪ the way you grab me >> robin thicke admits he was steaming away for shots of liquor and pills, but did he steal his single? new controversy over if that song blurred the lines too much. >> my favorite song is "got to give it up." >> plus, lions and tigers and castles, oh my. at this secret club, rising magicians fight to join the ranks of the best. we're there for the auditions to find out, can they cut it? and, scot-free? for some scots, it's a dreamle of independence. >> freedom! ♪ i dreamed a dream >> not for singer susan boyle, speaking out against