>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kaley cuoco-sweeting. from "black-ish", anthony anderson.x "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from bastille. with cleto and the cletones. and now, from here on out, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. that's very nice. thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. well, i appreciate that.

thank you for being here instead of waiting in line for an iphone right now. you know they're -- people all over the world waiting in line for the chance to buy an iphone. they might not even get the phone. they're sleeping on the sidewalk for something you can order online and have delivered right to your home. you know, here's -- people who have homes are not supposed to sleep on the sidewalk. you imagine how mad you would be if you were homeless and you saw these people sleeping out on the street? for a phone. i'd say, get back in your house or i'm taking it. [ laughter ] people have been lining up for weeks outside apple stores in london, tokyo, sydney. that's the line in new york. it goes on for blocks. that's really like, we're seeing an eighth of that line. remember when people used to camp out in the woods? those were the old days. some of the people out there are being paid to wait in line. you can actually hire people to wait in the line for you. it's interesting. roe bolts are replacing so many things that we do these days,

really no matter how sophisticated they become, one thing a roe bat will never be able to do is stand in line for a person, because we wouldn't allow it, right? oh, that's my roomba, he's been saving my place. you'd hit them over the head with a brick. what apple needs to come up with is an iphone 6 that will save you place in line for the iphone 7. that's when we will achieve -- [ applause ] hakuna matata. while we're on the subject of waiting in line, this -- here's a question for you. what is worse than waiting in a line at the hollywood postoffice? the answer is, waiting behind this guy. ♪ we're waiting ♪ we're waiting in the line ♪ we're waiting at the post office ♪ ♪ in the line ♪ oh yes we're waiting ♪ we're waiting in the line ♪ we're waiting at the post office ♪

♪ waiting in the line ♪ oh yes we're waiting ♪ we're waiting ♪ we're waiting in the line ♪ we're waiting in the post office ♪ ♪ waiting in the line ♪ owe yes we're waiting ♪ we're waiting in the line ♪ we're waiting at the post office ♪ ♪ waiting in the line ♪ oh yes we're waiting ♪ we're waiting ♪ we're waiting in the line ♪ waiting at the post office ♪ waiting in the line >> jimmy: will ford brimley is unamized. is it too late for me to have a new summer jam, because -- [ laughter ] you know, hey, there's a big happening in scotland today. in scotland they voted on whether or not to declare independence from great britain. according to the bbc, 97% of the electorate registered to vote. scotland's been apart for the united kingdom for 300 years. but rumors of a breakup began to circulate after security video of england shoving scotland in an elevator popped up. [ laughter ] they're going to announce the

results in the morning. polls have indicated that a no vote has a slight edge. i don't know about that. i was on facebook a few minutes ago, scotland already changed their relationship status to single. it's hard to imagine scotland leaving the united kingdom. are they really just going to take off and not help raise the new royal baby? that doesn't -- seems like they're taking the low road there. i'm a gadget lover. and there are a lot of them out there now days. but this one in particular caught my eye. it's an invention called robo-mo. it's a robotic mower that cuts your lawn by itself. that is it. it's -- you set up electronic boundaries and mows everything inside the boundaries. no on switch. you yell at it to mow the lawn and it does it. like a teenager. [ laughter ] it's going to cost $1,000 to $2,000, plus whatever you give it for an allowance. we were promised flying cars by now and the closest we have is a

lawn mower that will probably wind up shredding the dog. [ laughter ] but make no mistake, not only will a robotic mower revolutionize the lawn care industry it could open the door to other useful products, like, well, like this. >> first there was the straight razor. then the disposable razor. then the electric razor. and now, the razor of the future is finally arrived. the roborazor. the latest advancement in shaving tech knowledge. this is the world's first hands free razor. it's advanced sensor technology allows the razor to be rerouted only to the places on your face that need it. >> roborazor is not only fast and effective, it gives me time to pay attention to what matters most. the fourth hour of "the today show." >> what happened to your eyebrow? >> roborazor. it's a roomba for your face. do not put roborazor down your pants.

>> available at walgreens. >> jimmy: they have a lot of things there. [ applause ] they have so many things. did any of you watch miss america sunday night? [ laughter ] miss new york was crowned miss america. her name is kira kazantsev. we like the song they sing at the end. it comes at the end of the show and they run out of time. this year, fortunately, for the first time in miss america history, they recorded the song in its entirety and tonight, we are #blessed to be able to share it with you, exclusively, for the very first time. >> for the third year in a row, miss new york is your miss america! miss america, the stage is yours. ♪ oh there she is ♪ miss america

♪ there she is ♪ your ideal ♪ the dream of a million girls ♪ for more than pretty ♪ and come true in atlantic city ♪ ♪ or she may turn out to be ♪ the queen of femininity ♪ oh there she is ♪ miss america >> okay. ♪ ♪ getting home ♪ it's been such a long day ♪ oh there she is

♪ heating a hot pocket >> thank you. ♪ ♪ there it is ♪ hickory ham and cheese ♪ ♪ careful now ♪ that might be pretty hot ♪ told:t8 you so ♪ ♪ why won't you listen to me ah! ♪ there she is ♪ trying to fall asleep ♪ there she is ♪ closing her eyes >> do you mind? ♪ oh what happened ♪ there she is >> get out!

♪ brushing her teeth >> get out. you're done. get out ♪ ♪ there she is ♪ pulling out pepper spray ow! it hurts! ahh! >> jimmy: who -- who goes to sleep in the middle of the day? [ laughter ] that was my brother in the tuxedo, by the way. special thanks to miss america. yes, easy as pie to pronounce. we should introduce her to maria menounos, right? it's thursday night, which means it is time for our weekly tribute to the fcc, where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship."

>> who is your inspiration? >> there was a guy that i [ bleep ] when i was in the navy. he was in the marine corps. he was 12 years older than me. >> she says she was detained and handcuffed only because she's black and was [ bleep ] her white boyfriend. >> first of all, my [ bleep ] is totally wet. >> watch this and [ bleep ] me later. >> miss massachusetts. >> i had to take a [ bleep ] today, so -- i'll keep my distance for you. >> too much information. >> face down, butt up, that's the way we like to [ bleep ]. >> we can meet those challenges and [ bleep ] big [ bleep ], too. >> if i look out there and you [ bleep ] my daughter's behind, when you come in the house, i'm [ bleep ] your behind. ♪ i won't give a [ bleep ] ♪ that's just how i roll ♪ that's how i roll >> get ready to eat a lot of [ bleep ], jimmy kimmel. >> first, i'm going to [ bleep ] you. then i'm going to [ bleep ] my

wife. >> hispanic heritage month kicks off today. courtney is rolling up her sleeves with master [ bleep ]. >> i'm totally going to [ bleep ] you. >> whoa, holy [ bleep ] [ bleep ]! red alert! >> jimmy: tonight on the show, we have music from bastille. and when we come back, anthony anderson and kaley cuoco-sweeting face off as we play "name that famous celebrity." so stick around. yeah!

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. and it is time to play "name that famous celebrity." first, let's get to know our contestants. our contestants are visiting us from their dressing rooms backstage because they're our guests for tonight's show.

please welcome anthony anderson and kaley cuoco-sweeting! [ cheers and applause ] >> hey, jimmy. great to see you. >> jimmy: very good to see both of you. well -- it's great to have you both here. have either of you ever met a celebrity before? >> a few. >> yes. >> jimmy: that will come in very handy tonight, because we've got some tough competition. well, he's not really competition. so much as he is here to confuse us. let's meet the star of the game, i met this man years ago outside a movie theater. he has devoted his life to getting photographs of himself with celebrities. please say hello to yehya. there he is. hello, yehya. how are you? very good to see you. god bless you. >> i love you guys. god bless you. >> jimmy: and god bless you. >> god bless you forever, jimmy. >> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless you. >> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless your teeth, too. >> jimmy: god bless everybody.

yehya -- >> god bless you, yehya. >> god bless you, anthony. >> jimmy: very good. you're off to a good start. however many celebry tills would up guess you've taken photographs with? >> almost 1,000 something now. >> jimmy: wow. now, when famous people come out of bars or restaurants, there's yehya, waiting to bounce. there's around. you know these people or you don't know them? >> people i know their name but i don't know -- i know the face, that's -- >> jimmy: very good. here is how this game is going to work. contestants, put your blindfolds on. we're about to show yehya a photo of a famous celebrity. he will describe that celebrity to the best of his ability without saying the name of the celebrity. >> no, no, i don't say. >> jimmy: do not say the name. >> plus it down. you can see. >> jimmy: are you cheating? >> i'm not cheating. >> don't worry. >> i can't see. >> jimmy: don't worry about them, yehya. just concentrate on this. we're going to show you the photograph and anthony -- >> i thought you said you couldn't see.

>> i can't see. he's cheating. >> jimmy: he is cheating. yes, anthony, it will do you no good to cheat. it's on upside -- there you go. here we go. yehya, the first celebrity is -- >> oh, the guy is in, have new movie now, "transformer." >> mark wahlberg! >> jimmy: that is absolutely right! well done. wow. >> very nice guy. i love him. >> jimmy: very good. our next celebrity is -- >> oh, the lady, a dancer, like -- she dance, you know, she's latino. >> j.lo! >> jimmy: that is absolutely right! >> i don't say nothing. >> jimmy: i know. i know. >> he's smart. >> jimmy: i guess so. >> she's smart, too. keep running, don't worry. >> jimmy: anthony leads 200 points to zero of them. the next celebrity is. >> oh, the guy wrestling, the big mustache. >> he has a very blond daughter.

the hulk. >> jimmy: yes. >> no, no! no! she said the hulk. that is not his name! hulk hogan. hulk hogan! >> if this is "jeopardy!" you would have lost. >> jimmy: if you could see what kaley was wearing right now, you, too, would side with her. >> don't wore, yworry, you 200, 100. >> jimmy: our next celebrity is. >> the guy, with the saxophone. >> oh, oh -- >> jimmy: kaley? >> um -- yanni. >> no! >> saxophone. big jazz -- kenny g! >> jimmy: whoa! that is right -- >> kenny g does not play the saxophone. plays the flute. >> i swear to god, you don't help him. >> jimmy: i believe you. we're not suggesting there's some -- >> 50/50 man after. >> you got it. >> jimmy: the next celebrity

is -- >> oh, the guy, he's like jump in the air and -- >> superman. >> jimmy: no. >> he's in the movie like the bus and the put the bump in the bus. >> what kind of movie is this, yehya? >> and there's a lot of cops with the lady sandra bullock. >> sim scared. >> oh! keanu reeves! >> jimmy: wait a minute. i'm going to -- hold on a second. you only get one guess. i'm going to have to deduct those points from anthony anderson. >> you can't just -- >> jimmy: that's 300. you cannot answer twice, anthony. that was kaley's opportunity. >> no one gave me the rules and kaley didn't know what the hell he was saying. i just wanted the game to keep progressing. kaley, next time i answer wrong and you don't know, just say pass. >> you're very fast. >> jimmy: yehya, concentrate, please. here we go. next celebrity is. >> oh, the lady. she comedian, she make the movie

with cops, police -- >> melissa mccarthy. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right! >> i don't know nothing, jimmy. >> jimmy: she's very fired up. >> all right. >> jimmy: close game here. 300 to 200. next celebrity is -- >> oh. the lady like lawyer. judge. she's judge. she's a lawyer. >> what's a -- a what? oh, a judge. judge judy! judge judy is right! >> she's not a lawyer! she's a judge. >> she's lawyer, yeah. i don't say nothing. >> jimmy: she might be a lawyer. we don't know. >> she's okay. she wants to marry me. she tell me, are you married? she's very nice. >> jimmy: very nice. well -- we're tied at 300. we have one more and final celebrity is -- oh. >> the guy very short. >> martin short. >> danny devito!

>> jimmy: danny devito is absolutely right! [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. dicky, tell them what they've won. >> dicky: anthony and kaley have both won a disposable camera and a tub full of hummus. >> jimmy: thank you, anthony, thank you, kaley. thank you, yehya. we're going to chat with kaley and anthony when we come right back. ♪ ♪

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"black-ish," which premieres next wednesday on this very network. the always-entertaining anthony anderson is here. then, a band of brits with a french name. this is their album, it's called "bad blood." bastille from the at&t outdoor stage. they're named bastille because the lead singer dan was born on bastille day. that's what they named the band. it just as easily could have been groundhogs. next week, we have a great lineup of guests including denzel washington, courteney cox, patrick dempsey, viola davis, anthony bourdain, lara spencer, from "scandal" darby stanchfield and we will have music from jason aldean, the script, tove lo and young jeezy. so please join us for that. not since princess leia put on jabba's slave bikini has one woman launched more nerd fantasies than our first guest. she stars on the enormously popular show "the big bang theory." season 8 premieres monday night on cbs.

please welcome kaley cuoco-sweeting. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy, i am -- i am pissed. >> jimmy: are you? about the game? >> it's hard to beat cheaters. anthony cheated his way through that game. >> jimmy: you think he did? >> i am furious. >> jimmy: you were very competitive. >> i didn't know you had to ring and then talk. you had to ring in and jimmy says, you ring in first and then you answer. >> jimmy: but there weren't any situations where you both had the answer -- >> he was just screaming j.lo, love, like -- i'm so mad. >> jimmy: are you really competitive? >> just a little. >> jimmy: just a little bit. >> i really wanted to one that. i'm really very annoyed with that. >> jimmy: you got married

recently. congratulations. >> yes, thank you. >> jimmy: and now your last name is almost impossible to say. cuoco-sweeting. it sounds like a norwegian breakfast cereal or something. >> i did hyphen nate because it is kind of an adorable addition. sweeting. it's just -- you know, we say life is sweeting because we're dorky like that. we have it engraved on things. >> jimmy: do you really? i know. life is sweeting. it's like -- so silly. it's just, you know -- >> jimmy: it is cute. but also vomitous in a way. >> a little, yeah. >> jimmy: are you competitive with your husband? >> yes. well, he's a tennis player. >> jimmy: professional -- >> he's a real tennis player. he's a professional. and i grew up playing as a junior. we'll play ping-pong, all these things and i'll play left-handed today, and i'm like -- no. play for real. he's like, play for real? what is wrong with you? he'll play full-out and of course i'm just crushed.

and devastated and furious. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. i want to win! >> jimmy: you want to beat a professional tennis player? >> i do. i want to win. >> jimmy: to what end? what happens if do? then you've destroyed your husband's confidence. and his career. >> no, i know, you're right. i don't even get close. and he'll say, let me just play -- ease yourself in. i'm like, no. i want you to play real. i want this to be the real thing. >> jimmy: wow. >> and then it just ends in tears and agony. >> jimmy: who is crying? >> he's crying because i'm so upset with him. >> jimmy: is that -- is it just tennis or -- >> everything. the game -- every game. everything we do is, who can make the bed better? who can feed the dog better, who can -- i mean, that's usually on me. he doesn't care. >> jimmy: that doesn't sound very sweeting to me. >> it's just so crazy. i just have to win at everything. we play "jeopardy!." he's really good, which is really annoying. he's really good at it. i'm really good at "wheel of fortune." that's mine.

he doesn't think it kounlds because he calls it hangman. he just thinks it's not a big deal. i think it's great. when i win that $1 million prize, i'm the coolest -- >> jimmy: you realize you're at home watching television, you're not going to win anything, right? >> in my head, i have won so many things, it's all about the winning. all about the winning. >> jimmy: okay, all right. well, you're probably going to have a crazy little kid. >> i nope, i know. >> jimmy: you should not two to the little league games. >> i would be told to leave. it's a winning family. >> jimmy: this is a weird transition, but i know that when all those photographs of the celebrities were taken or stolen or whatever, there were yours, right? >> i was one of the people who got hacked. >> jimmy: hacked, yes. that's disturbing. >> it was disturbing. it's so funny. not going to lie, i totally have google alerts that come to my phone. anything that my name pops up, it comes to my phone, i'm obsessed. so, every day, every day there's 30, kaley quo coe nude photos.

it's been going on for years. so, this one came up and i was like, oh, it's another fake one. i startled getting may ie-mails. there's real ones going around. i sent an e-mail out to my family, i said, just so you know, you know, this happened and blah blah blah, p.s., i'm not pregnant, p.s.s., i'm not getting a divorce. i was able to get everything out in an e-mail, which is great. it was just a really bad situation, but i made a joke about it because, you know what are you going to do. >> jimmy: you did. what did you do here? >> we -- i took a picture, my favorite app is called nudeify. >> you can blur out things. >> jimmy: like unnecessary censorship, kind of. >> it's great. i was shooting a scene for "big bang" i was with the guys and it was a day after the nude leak happened. this, by the way, is what happens behind the scenes at our show. we're shooting in between takes and they are helps me pick out the picture and what i should nudify to get them back.

yeah, nudify that part. >> jimmy: team effort. >> yeah, all the guys helped with this one. it was great. you have to make fun of yourself. >> jimmy: three more seasons, you renewed for, at least three more. and then they release how much money you make. is that an uncomfortable thing for you when everyone knows how much money you make per episode? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it does -- it does make 4? >> jimmy: right. >> because it's like, you don't want to be cheap, obviously. but you don't want to be obnoxious. you don't want to leave a car. you want to be like, cool. >> jimmy: like mike tileson. . >> i was shoe stopping recently. i said, can you bring me a size 8. they go back there, they bring me another shoe, i felt so bad, i'm like, picking out a 20 to give to this guy, to the shoe guy. my girlfriend is like, why are you tipping the guy bringing your shoe? i don't know, i'm scared! i don't know! i just feel like they're thinking, like, why isn't she tipping me, you know?

i'm like, frightened of -- i feel like everybody knows. you just assume he knows who you are? i don't nope, i don't know. i'm just scared. it's all a different life now. >> jimmy: i guess so. you -- >> it's just weird. >> jimmy: what a cross you have to bear. [ laughter ] >> i didn't mean that, i just feel so uncomfortable. ill meant to bring you a 20 and i forgot it. >> jimmy: oh. >> i did. >> jimmy: that would have been nice. i would love if you would have -- >> i will leave it -- >> jimmy: i need you to do it on camera. next time you come -- >> okay. >> jimmy: at the end, if you feel like my service has been good -- yeah, leave me a little something. >> i was thinking. >> jimmy: that would be great. >> i know. if everybody did that, you'd have a lot of money. >> jimmy: you're right. you hear that, guillermo? and you're in for a piece, too, my friend. >> that's great, good. >> jimmy: it's very, very good to see you. thank you for coming. and i'm sorry about the game. kaley cuoco-sweeting, everyone. "the big bang theory" airs

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soon to come, anthony anderson and bastille. we live in a modern world, and heavy knows that. they're the first to have 4g wifi in their cars to demonstrate what you can do with that, we enlisted jack vail. he does something very funny on youtube. tell us what it is we do. >> we do social media experiments. guillermo, my family and myself got in a car, we searched social media profiles of people nearby -- >> jimmy: pedestrians. random people. >> that's right. learned all about them, caught up to them on hollywood boulevard and freaked them out. >> jimmy: so, they have no idea that you know something about them. you found them, who, just, but how, just by checking their -- >> hash tags, instagram stuff, twitter. >> jimmy: you have to be careful. here's what they did. >> all right, guys, we're going to connect to the 4g wifi. we're going to find people in the area. >> and i can eat here. >> can we find people first? >> hey, jack, i got one. she just took a selfie.

her name is shelby. >> that's her. i see her. >> she has a white dog named cody. >> the name cody flashed in my head. cody. >> that's my childhood dog, yeah. >> shut up. >> you shut up. >> your name's shelby. >> yes, my name is shelby. >> that's right. shel shelby. >> and your last name starts with an s. but i don't -- i don't see that but i know it starts with an s. >> who are you? >> this is a segment we're doing for jimmy kimmel. >> dicky: check out the rest of the social experiment video series at youtube.com. chevrolet. the first and only car company to bring built-in 4g lte wifi. >> jimmy: thank you jack. we'll be right back with anthony >> jimmy: thank you jack. we'll be right back with anthony anderson. this one goe to all the allergy muddlers... >> jimmy: thank you jack. we'll be right back with anthony andeyou know who you are... you've become deaf to the sound of your own sniffling. your purse is starting to look more like a tissue box...

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, music from bastille. it is a rare career that boasts a resume that including "the departed," "law & ordeu and orwe barbershop" and "kangaroo jack", and our next guest has lived it. he is the star of the highly anticipated new comedy "black-ish," which premieres wednesday at 9:30 here on abc, please welcome anthony anderson.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at how handsome you are. >> thank you, thank you. hold on one second. i'm not cheap. i'm going to give you $100. >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. that's very nice. >> i whooped kaley's ass and i'm giving you $100. >> jimmy: don't think i don't appreciate it. you got quite a wad of cash there. >> you know, i'm blatcck-ish. that's what we do. >> jimmy: you mind if we share the text message exchange? this is from a couple months ago. we were texting and anthony was asking about my daughter, who had just been born. and this is how it went. it says, what's your daughter's name? that's from anthony. and i said felanie. he responded, like felony?

or fe-lawn-ee. and i said, i'm dying laughing now. her name is jane. i was like, that's some ghetto -- jimmy is black-ish. >> real talk. i really thought your daughter's name is felanie. >> jimmy: i thought, that would be a great name, felanie, for a little girl. and sure enough, you popped up. well, very good to see you. how is your mother doing? >> she's doing well. sends her love. >> jimmy: give her my love, too. >> i will. >> jimmy: how many kids do you have? >> two children. >> jimmy: how old? >> 18-year-old daughter, 14-year-old son. >> jimmy: you started very young. >> i'm not going to say. that black don't crack. you know, beige don't age. >> jimmy: you did start young, though. >> i did. >> jimmy: we both did. my daughter is 23 years old. >> you're on your second set. i don't get that. >> jimmy: you don't? >> i remember the bunk beds in the back with your first set, 15

years ago. >> jimmy: my kids would sleep in the bunk beds. i thought i was past that. >> yeah, wow. >> jimmy: well, that's little felanie for you. >> how is it going for this time around? >> jimmy: it's going very well. she's very, very cute. >> second time around is always easier. >> jimmy: did you find that? >> first, i was recoworried. got to be there, cut the cord. hold it in until i get there. >> jimmy: you were saying your son wanted to be an actor. is he still thinking that? >> he is actually an actor now. >> jimmy: he is? oh, good. >> he's on brian robins show "richie rich" on his youtube daniel doing well. my son auditioned for, to be my son on "black-ish. >> jimmy: he didn't get it? >> he didn't get it. >> jimmy: he was deemed unqualified? >> my son was too black.

the show is black lite, you know, aja sent to the darker part. but no, but -- unfortunately, he didn't get the role as my son. >> jimmy: you wanted him? >> i did, i did. i was rooting for him. >> jimmy: you're the executive producer of the show, aren't you? >> yeah, well -- >> jimmy: how much rooting were you doing? >> that's what happens when you don't finish your homework. [ laughter ] he's, you know, he's one of the stars of his own show, so -- >> jimmy: he understands. >> yeah. i was hanging out on set with him one day and they came and offered me the role of his father on his show. >> jimmy: you didn't have to audition for that? >> i didn't. later on, he was like, you know, dad, i'm bigger than you, i got you the job on my show. i'm like, okay, thank you, son. >> jimmy: you've got more heft. >> this is how nepotism works, father. i got you. >> jimmy: i got you. put his grandmother on the show? >> i hope not. >> jimmy: that's where -- >> i hope -- my mother -- they don't know my mother. you know my momma. >> jimmy: bring her back the next time you come. >> i will. >> jimmy: by the way, your show

is very, very funny. i got to see a preview of it today. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and, laurence fishburne plays your dad on the show and he's fantastic. >> he is. >> jimmy: how much older than you is he? >> i think only seven or eight years older than me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so, he really started young. >> it goes back to starting young. but the women on our set, it was like, laurence was always a man. he came out a man. all right, i don't know what that means, y'all, but okay. >> jimmy: i kind of believe that, though. [ laughter ] i really do, yeah. i heard you've become friendly with prince lately. >> i have. i have. not just lately. it's been about ten years that -- >> jimmy: really? wow. >> yeah, so, yeah. >> jimmy: would you consider him to be an actual friend? i don't imagine prince having buddies. >> i mean, i mean, i'm a buddy as buddy can but you know, he doesn't call me himself. he has his people call me. >> jimmy: and they say what? >> they say, prince would like you to come to the party.

>> jimmy: i see. >> all right, i'm come to the party. bri prince would like you to come up to the suite. it's 3:00 a.m. okay. so, when prince summons you to the suite or to the house, you show up. >> jimmy: you go. >> i'm not going to lie, this is a true story. he cornered me at the elevator in his house one day, trying to convert me to be a jehovah's witness. >> he was two inches from my face and i made the mistake of looking him in his eye. jamie foxx said, never look him in the eye. i made the mistake. anthony, i hear things are going on in hollywood with my brothers and sisters. is everything okay? i was like, yeah, yeah, prince. he was like, can i have your number to call you? i was like, ah, yeah. some noise happened in the back. he said, i'll be right back. my wife is standing in the corner. 20 minutes later, i'm in the corner of the elevator, waiting for prince. i said to my wife, we have to stay right here. he wants to call me.

so -- >> jimmy: the doors keep closing. >> i was just there waiting. he made three wardrobe changes. [ laughter ] then he came back and got my number and we've been cool ever since. >> jimmy: wow. that's pretty crazy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and how often do you go to his house? >> when he has an event. i've only gone to the home here in los angeles. he would invite me to vegas. i went to the vegas show and things like that. so, i'm -- few months ago, in new orleans at the essence festival. went to the show, went backstage, introduced my publicist to him, hung out with him until -- 5:30 in the morning. >> jimmy: wow. when you're hanging out with him, do you ever -- does he laugh at things? >> he laughs. >> jimmy: he does? >> he has a sense of humor. >> jimmy: what does the laugh sound like? >> no, i'm just joking. it's not high enough. it's like -- i can't get that register. i can't even get that register, man. that's it. that's his laugh. it's in that register. >> jimmy: really?

[ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: even his laughter is musical. that is remarkable. well, i wish you a lot of luck with the new show. it's called "black-ish." and maybe if it goes well, you can do jewish and ammish. >> all of that. >> jimmy: you'll have a whole franchise. anthony anderson, everybody. "black-ish" premieres wednesday night at 9:30 on abc. we'll be right back with music from bastille.

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he will be rescheduled. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album, it's called "bad blood." here with the song "flaws," bastille. ♪ ♪ when all of your flaws and all of my flaws are laid out one by one a wonderful part of ♪ ♪ the mess that we made we pick ourselves undone all of your flaws and all of my flaws ♪ ♪ they lie there hand in hand ones we've inherited ones that we learned ♪ ♪ they pass from man to man there's a hole in my soul i can't fill it i can't fill it ♪ ♪ there's a hole in my soul can you fill it can you fill it

you have always worn ♪ ♪ your flaws upon your sleeve and i have always buried them deep beneath ♪ ♪ the ground dig them up let's finish what we've started ♪ ♪ dig them up so nothing's left unturned all of your flaws and all of my flaws ♪ ♪ when they have been exhumed we'll see that we need them to be who we are ♪ ♪ without them we'd be doomed there's a hole in my soul i can't fill it ♪ ♪ i can't fill it there's a hole in my soul can you fill it can you fill it ♪ ♪ you have always worn your flaws upon your sleeve

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and i have always buried them deep beneath the ground ♪ ♪ dig them up let's finish what we've started dig them up ♪ ♪ so nothing's left unturned oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh all of your flaws and all of my flaws ♪ ♪ are laid out one by one look at the wonderful mess that we made we pick ourselves undone ♪

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