featuring 2014 silverado, visit elkins on route 37 in marlton or o >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tim allen. from "gracepoint," anna gunn. and music from the madden brothers. with cleto and the cletones. and now, get this. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. thank you. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming here to visit. that's very nice. i have a -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you.

now it's too much. now i can tell you're patronizing me. do you guys feel safe right now? do you feel like -- you do, huh? are you aware that you're in the presence of the most dangerous person on the internet? i mentioned this last night. became a big story today. according to people at mcafee, my name, jimmy kimmel, of all the names in the world, is the most dangerous name to search online. [ laughter ] last year, i was 39th most dangerous. but i guess i really stepped up my game this year, because i am now at the top of the virus heap. [ cheers and applause ] you know -- sometimes people ask me, jimmy, why are you so dangerous and the reasanswer is don't know. if you can't handle it, go google george stephanopoulos. i'm dangerous. sometimes i even walk into

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>> he's more dangerous. >> okay. >> searching for jimmy kimmel on the internet is no laughing matter. >> jimmy kimmel is one dangerous dude. >> yes, he is. yes, yes, he is. >> jimmy: joyou're damn right h is. [ cheers and applause ] weird thing. i don't know how they knew this, but my personal itzed -- my vanity plate says dangerous dude on it. so, i guess all those sessions with my danger trainer have finally paid off. this actually is dangerous. was dangerous. it comes to us from the 5:00 news in new york last night. there was pa bear a bear on the. >> after climbing up three trees, evading animal control for six hours, the bear is on his way to the forest. >> he held onto a tree branch, but eventually, the effect of the tranquilizer dart was too much. >> he's on his way back to the forest now. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: he's on his way back to the forest. [ applause ] our cgi budget for that was $2.3 million. it was worth every nickel. attention shoppers in the state of california. yesterday, governor jerry brown signed the first state-wide ban on single use plastic bags at grocery and convenience stores. so, have fun picking up your dock's poop with your bare hands, guys. the law will take effect in july next year. it's a big deal, because now i'm going to have to find something else to collect dozens of under my killen sink for no good reason. this is going to be a problem, because i never remember to bring my own bag to the store. i have the bags, they're said to be reusable. i wouldn't know, because somehow they never make it into the supermarket with me. i forget, always. i get up to the front, i go -- oh. i try to remember, i think i'm too old to add this to my repertoire. you know, you get used to doing things a certain way and it's hard to change. they need to grandfather clause

anyone over 20 years old on this, right? let the next generation worry about it. if i can get -- i might wind up having to eat all my groceries in the store. and by the way, mr. governor, i think it's interesting that a guy named brown is forcing us to buy paper bags. very interesting. isn't that interesting, guillermo? >> it is very interesting. >> jimmy: it is very interesting. here's something new. [ applause ] in north korea, kim jong-un is recovering from surgery to repair two broken ankles and the rumor is he broke them walking around on tours of north korean factories in military sites wearing high heeled cuban boots. for real. dennis rodman really has rubbed off on him. [ laughter ] but he got -- [ applause ] two broken ankles from walking. how -- after the first ankle breaks, you stop, right?

[ laughter ] by the way, two broke ankles, also the most popular sitcom in north korea right now. kim jong-un is overweight, he's rumored to have gout and a drinking problem. although, i bet he still gets re-elected again. watch. obviously this is an embarrassing story here in the united states. but in north korea, they've reported this with, well, a very different spin. >> glorious leader kim jong-un is fearless in battle with oppressive high heeled cuban shoes. he risked life to stand tall and show world he is number one. when glorious leader ankles break, so do our hearts. oh, brilliant, glorious leader with perfect hair, we kiss your ankles and make love on the your feet. you're kim jong-un-forgettable. that's what you are. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: state media very professional over there. a new big budget hollywood film is on the way. you remember tetris, the one with the blocks? it wasn't that exciting. [ laughter ] they're making a movie out of tetris. they're making a live action movie called "tetris." the day hollywood officially gave up. brad pitt is up for the role of the long skinny one with the turn at the end. hollywood's had trouble turning games into movies in the past. but i think it's going to be easier with tetris, because it has such a great story. the producer of the film insists they're taking a very creative approach. so, we'll see. if there's one thing for sure, it's that this movie is going to have the most annoying soundtrack of all time. funny, you know, today i was talking to the guys here in the office and some of them never played atari. which is crazy, because when i

was a kid, the only thing i did was play atari. it was all the time. tonight, we're going to pit an older person against a younger person to see how much each one knows about the other's era. the pop culture and news of the era, and it's time to play "generation gap." shall we? here we go. [ applause ] we have a logo and everything. cousin sal is outside. hello, cousin sal. >> hey, jimmy. what's going on? >> jimmy: just doing the show inside. let's meet the contestant. >> i'm here with patricia and sara. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you for playing. patric patricia, maybe this is an indelicate question, but may i ask your age? >> i'm 69. >> jimmy: 69 years old and where are you from? >> fullson, california. >> jimmy: thank you for playing with us. and your opponent tonight is sara, sara, how old are you? >> i'm 16. >> jimmy: and where are you from? >> tucson, arizona.

>> jimmy: here on vacation? >> yeah. >> jimmy: very good. this is how this will work. i'm going to ask trivia questions to find out what you do and do not know about each other's generation. if you get it right, you get a point. if you get it wrong -- you don't. and whoever gets the most points ones. very simple. you got it? >> got it. >> jimmy: very good. we'll begin with celebrity babies. okay. the first question is for patricia. >> okay. >> jimmy: patricia, name the famous parents of blue ivy. >> oh, my goodness. hmm. kardashians. i don't know. >> jimmy: no, it is not the kardashians. sara? can you help her out with that one? >> um -- >> jimmy: we're going to have trouble here. you don't know blue ivy's parents names? >> angelina jolie? >> jimmy: no, no, no. but a good guess because she does have a lot of kids to choose from. no, jay-z and beyonce are blue

ivy's parents. next question is for you, sara. >> all right. >> jimmy: name the famous parents of lisa marie. >> betty white. i don't know. the. >> jimmy: no, that is -- that's betty wrong. [ laughter ] do you know that answer, patricia? >> i do. that's elvis and priscilla. >> jimmy: that's correct. all right. we have no points on the board. all right, next question. we're going to start with sara on this one. sar rashgs sh sara, show us how to do the twist. the dance, the twist. >> uh -- >> jimmy: you do know that. and, patricia, show us how to twerk. >> twerk? twerk? >> jimmy: yeah, how to twerk. >> i -- i'm not sure how to do that. >> jimmy: you might have to step out of that box. >> like this?

no, i'll -- >> i think she's got it. [ applause ] >> okay. >> did it better before the show. >> jimmy: can you verify back there that she's doing it properly? >> that was a twerk. >> jimmy: okay. all right, next question is for sara. sara, who is this famous woman? on the screen. >> marilyn monroe. >> jimmy: no. patric patricia? >> jane russell. >> jimmy: no, that is mae west. patricia, who is this famous man? >> kanye west. >> jimmy: correct. patricia takes the lead. why does it delight me that you know that, patricia? >> i don't know. it delighted me. >> jimmy: all right, next question is for sara. sara, name two osmonds. two members of the osmond family. >> emily -- i don't know.

>> jimmy: what did you say? >> emily osmond? >> jimmy: emily is not one of the osmonds, as far as i know. all right. and, well, patricia, name two kardashians. >> oh, shoot. i wanted the osmonds. >> jimmy: tell us who the osmonds are. >> the osmonds are donnie and marie. >> jimmy: of course. and the kardashians? kardashians are -- um -- not sure. >> jimmy: who is the one married to kanye? >> i'm having a senior moment. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: all right, well, yeah, no. kim kardashian is -- >> of course. >> jimmy: you have khloe and kourtney and some sub-kardashians. all right, sara, name all four members of the beatles. >> um -- there's paul, -- >> jimmy: good start.

>> um -- trying to think. um -- >> jimmy: one more? don lennon. >> jimmy: don lennon? good old don lennon. he's on cnn, right? all right. and now patricia, name all five members of one direction. >> i -- >> you can do this, come on. >> one direction. north, south, east, west and -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now she's naming -- now you're naming kim and kanye's baby, it sounds like. >> that's right. >> jimmy: okay. this is baseball-related. okay, we're going to start with sara. sara, who is this los angeles

dodgers legend? >> babe ruth. >> jimmy: that is not babe ruth. patricia, do you know who that is? >> it's tommy lasorda. >> jimmy: that's correct. now, patricia, who is this los angeles dodgers superstar player? >> oh, my. >> he's coming. >> oh, no. um -- >> you know his name? >> oh, daryl white. >> daryl white? >> jimmy: no, that is yasiel puig! >> it's nice to see you. oh, dear. >> jimmy: sara, do you know who that is? >> um -- >> jimmy: sara, that's one of the osmonds. all right. well, thank you all for playing. thank you. yes, sir yell bee -- we have some prizes for you. we have beats by dre headphones

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>> jimmy: hi there and welcome back, friends. tonight, from the new show "gracepoint," which premieres tomorrow on fox, anna gunn is here. she played skylar on "breaking bad." then, a pair of very talented twin boys, their new album is called "greetings from california," the madden brothers from the at&t stage. and you can see them live. they will be touring all over the united states starting november 17th. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by ellen pompeo, norman lee does and music from disclosure featuring mary j. blige.

our first guest tonight is a man's man in every day. and if you don't believe it, ask the women he's loved. season four of his show "last man standing" returns with back-to-back episodes friday night at 8:00 here on abc. please welcome tim allen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> good to see you. good to see you. >> jimmy: that's a great shirt you have there. what does that represent, exactly? >> i got a little -- hot in here. >> jimmy: smart. >> that's abc's way of promoting stuff. >> jimmy: i see. with an $8 t-shirt. how are you doing? how was your summer? >> i got to say, did you know

behind those two, that generation gap, batman was panhandling behind the scene? >> jimmy: of course he was. it's hollywood. >> everything was good. summer was great. but you had a baby. ing i d >>jimmy: i did, yeah. well, my wife did. >> is her name really -- last time i was here, you didn't want to know the sex. >> jimmy: you were upset about that. >> i wasn't upset. >> jimmy: you thought it was a bad move. >> it was a bad move. you named the baby jane? >> jimmy: yeah, jane. >> that's cool. it's from the '40s. that's nice. my wife's name is jane. we were just talking about it before i came on and that us earlier today, she said, her name is jane, she goes, that's such a cool thing. she didn't think it's a normal game. kind of classic. >> jimmy: it is classic and people maybe shy away from it because it is classic. it's a good name, jane. >> how is it good? >> jimmy: it's good fine. look at you. how old is your daughter now? >> he's 5. >> jimmy: how is that going for you?

>> it's going. a lot of tea parties. >> jimmy: a lot of tea parties. >> a lot of tea parties where you sit on the ground and i need help, you know? hey, that's good, you go get your mom, because i got to -- dad can't get up. [ laughter ] dad's going to sit here. >> jimmy: is she in kindergarten? >> yeah, oh, god, this is great. it's -- let it go. that's the whole day is let it go. >> jimmy: letting it go. >> i was a disc job kckey in college. i said, we don't have to listen to that every minute. she sings in the backseat. i can play music for you. and now it's -- she's calling the shots now. >> jimmy: she's in charge of the radio? >> yeah. i don't like maroon 5 anymore. she's got it down. she doesn't like this. eisley brothers, not a big hit. >> jimmy: what 5-year-old doesn't like the eisley brothers? >> she doesn't like that. david archuleta. >> jimmy: that's weird. i haven't heard from him since she was born.

ye ye >> yeah, well -- >> jimmy: is he popular still? everyone is saying, who the hell is that? >> he's got a great voice. >> jimmy: he does, all right. >> i try to drive, do the radio text, clean my feet, smoke, there's a lot to do. >> jimmy: smoking in the car? >> i kid. i don't do any of that stuff. >> jimmy: i can see you raising a son, but raising a daughter -- is that more difficult, do you think? >> well, i came from seven boys -- and boys are constantly blowing stuff up. or, you know -- constantly doing -- >> jimmy: i was. >> your mom's going, what are you doing? that was her whole -- what are you doing? well, we thought we'd just light it on fire. [ laughter ] and girls, nothing. there's no drama like that. it weird drama, you know. >> jimmy: how is it different? >> it's clothing. the whole crying and screaming, this doesn't go with that. bedtime, i -- i have to steal it from seinfeld. bedtime is like this big event.

my parents, you shut the light off, go to sleep. this kid needs dolls and a story. >> jimmy: you do the whole thing? >> you got to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why do you have to? because your wife said you have to? >> yeah, you have to go there right away with the wife. >> jimmy: hey, i named my daughter after her. i can get away with it. >> that's right. >> jimmy: so, you will go in and read from storybooks? >> i make up stuff. my wife reads, i like to make stories up. i come up with weird stories. but she likes to get darker and darker. the kid is kind of nutty. have the girl get lost and never get found! [ laughter ] well, that's -- creepy. she's really weird that way, you know? this time i put her on a fishing boat, the bad girl gets on a fishing boat and hides from her parents and goes town to town and never comes home. she goes, ah, okay. good night! i go -- you know, i'm up all night with nightmares. >> jimmy: this is a weird kid you have here. >> thanks for bringing that up. >> jimmy: i know you're a big

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we love atlantic city. >> jimmy: welcome back. anna gunn and music from the madden brothers are on the way. but first, people have problems. everybody has problems. and my aunt chippy likes to tell people what to do. so, we thought it would be fun to put those things together. we asked people to write in to my aunt chippy for advice. and sure enough, they did. this is dear aunt chippy. >> hi. it's aunt chippy again. we're going to read another letter from one of you charming people. dear aunt chippy. i am one of those lucky high school boys that has one of those milfs that everyone talks about. i want to get a new playstation and i'm trying to get people to donate money to be able to afford one. so, here's my question.

would it be wrong if i sold some of my mom's bras and panties to the guys at school to earn some extra cash. nick, i don't know what an milf is. >> it stands for mom i'd like to [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> pardon me? >> it stands for mother i'd like to [ bleep ]. >> i am one of those lucky high school boys that has one of those mother i'd like to [ bleep ] that everyone talks about. nick, you're a [ bleep ]. i wouldn't send you a freaking penny. i don't like this kind of stuff. i wasn't brought up in a world that talks like this. and i wasn't brought up in a world that puts up with this kind of [ bleep ]. so, you know what, nick? take your milf and stick it up

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>> jimmy: we are back. still to come, music from the madden brothers. after winning two emmy awards for her role playing skyler white on "breaking bad," our next guest is out of the car wash and into a police station. her new show is called "gracepoint," it premieres tomorrow night on fox. please welcome anna gunn. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, anna, you have -- you've got the black leather jacket, but your shirt does not say what time your show is on. >> no. >> jimmy: that seems like a miss to me. >> i really missed out on that. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm so excited to be here. i'm so happy and -- >> jimmy: that's nice. >> i didn't think it would happen because the first time we met, i was so starstruck that i don't think i formed a single

actual word, much less any sort of sentence. >> jimmy: by who? >> well, we met, we met at an event and bryan cranston and aaron paul were also there and i started chatting with you and i thought, oh, good tight friends and then bryan came over and was talking to me, i said, bryan, i'm a huge fan of jimmy kimmel, could you please introduce me? and he said, you have legs, walk over and introduce yourself. we have that kind of, you know, wonderful brother, sister, sort of banter. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i said, thank you so much for that. and i'm not necessarily the kind of person who just marches up and introduces herself and i'm a bit shy about that. but you very nicely came over and the next thing i knew you were introducing yourself to me. >> jimmy: i am the kind of person that introduces myself. >> you are. you are not the person who sits there and goes, i can't do that, i can't. and so, you -- you were so flattering and so nice and i think that at the end of what wonderful things you had to

said, i went -- ah -- hey. and you looked at me and sort of went, all righty then. [ laughter ] nice meeting you. and i thought, oh -- >> jimmy: in my brain, i thought, she doesn't know who the hell i am and doesn't care. >> that's not it at all. >> jimmy: i meant everything i said. i mean, you were fantastic on that show and it's one of the greatest shows of all time and congratulations on that. i have to say -- [ cheers and applause ] somebody told me today that this week is the one-year anniversary, one year ago this week, "breaking bad," the finale. >> i know. >> jimmy: and you were there at the big finale show all together and i can't believe it's been a year. it's pretty crazy. >> i couldn't either. somebody reminded me of that and i thought, it just seems like it's gone like that. >> jimmy: it has gone quickly. maybe it's the meth. >> maybe it's the meth. maybe it's that blue crystal rock candy. >> jimmy: i know that there was a very famous person, it seemed

like an unlikely person at that finale. i don't think this is from the same event. but you melt and it looks like you had no trouble chatting with warren buffett, who is one of the richest people in the world. >> yes, indeed. >> jimmy: and one of the most charitable people in the world. generous people in the world. >> it was amazing. i got a tap on the shoulder, i turned around and there was warren butch fetwar warren buffet. >> jimmy: what did he say? >> he said, i am the hugest fan of your show. i think it's the most incredible show i've ever seen. the most talented actors, the most brilliant writing and i think you are just an extraordinary actress. >> jimmy: wow. >> and again, i went -- ah -- >> jimmy: see, now, that's the moment where you say, that's very nice, can i have $20 million? [ laughter ] >> that's what i was trying to get out, you see. but it just wouldn't make its way out. >> jimmy: this is at that same party, i'm assuming. this is another pretty famous

guy. keith richards. >> right after i finished talking to warren buffett, i thought, did that actually happen? and then inheard a commotion in the corner and there was a sea of people, i turned around, i thought, what's going on over there? and a sea of people parted and there was keith richards and i was with a friend, he went, keith richards, keith richards. i went, okay, you can stop now. you've got to go over and meet him. keith richards. i said, all right, we'll walk over there and meet him. not my thing, but i'm, you know, i don't feel like i should march right up and he's in the middle of, you know, 700 people and everyone wants their picture taken with him. and i just thought, if my friend keeps saying keith richards, i just wouldn't be able to -- >> jimmy: you are going to have to do something about it. >> i was going to -- >> jimmy: to quiet him down. >> so we made our way across the room. i was making -- i was hanging back and one of our producers said, anna, have you met keith. i said, no, no, i haven't. he took my by the hand, he led me over, he said, keith, this is

anna gunn. and once again, he said, oh, i think it's one of the most brilliant shows you've seen. your work is extraordinary, the whole cast is just remarkable. and i, once again, you know, had an eloquent response, went something like -- ah, and, you, yes. and then he sort of just looked at me, again, sympathetically, quite like you did. >> jimmy: i love the idea that keith richards even watching television. >> i know. i thought, what -- warren buffett, keith richards, what is going on here? >> jimmy: i would want to know, like, if he hastie v tivo, if somebody is taping it for him, he puts the b and the r in there himself -- >> i don't know. good question. >> jimmy: maybe you'll run into him again. ask him. >> if i can get any words out of my mouth. but the picture actually, my friend who was saying keith richards over and over said, mr. richards, could i just get a quick photo of you and anna.

and for a second, i saw zwlaus look of, he's probably taken 500 pictures, and a second of just him, a bit of fatigue and wanting to get into the theater. i said, no, that's fine. we don't need to do that. and he went, oh, no, come on, baby this is what we do, baby. and i just thought -- [ applause ] that. >> jimmy: that's what we do, baby. >> this is what we do. >> jimmy: that's pretty cool. >> though's probably one of the highest points in my life. >> jimmy: it's almost worth putting on a bumper sticker. >> i know. but then i said it for two months as a response to everything my friend said to me and finally they said, stop saying that. >> jimmy: that's the punishment for saying keith richards over and over again. your new show is a -- it's a limited run series, so, we know that it's going to end, or is it possible it might pick up again? >> well, there's doors left open, there are some questions unanswered but you do definitely have the a conclusion, you find out who -- it's a whodunit and

you do find out whodunit. >> jimmy: and it's based on a british show that's very well regarded. >> "broad church," which is brilliant. i read the first episode and i binge-watched "broad church" and i was sold. i thought it was an incredible story. amazing writing. the character really drew me in and that was it. >> jimmy: the same lead actor for both series. >> yes. david tenant, the wonderful -- >> jimmy: is he playing american in this version? >> he is. >> jimmy: that's god to be weird for them back in england. >> it may be for them, might be sort of -- >> jimmy: i reguard him as a traitor for doing something like that. >> they may. >> jimmy: i wish him and you both the best. the new show is called "gracepoint," it premieres tomorrow night at 9:00 on fox. the great anna gunn, everybody. we'll be right back with the madden brothers. hiiiii.

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>> jimmy: thanks to tim allen, anna gunn, and apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called "greetings from california." here with the song "dear jane," the madden brothers. ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ i met you down on the lower east side and so things started when i just asked for your name ♪ ♪ oh oh oh you said it's jane ♪ ♪ now we're three months seven days into this thing and i can't help thinking that it's all been in vain ♪ ♪ oh oh oh yeah all in vain ♪ ♪ now dear jane

yeah i'm writing you to say we're no good together ♪ ♪ oh jane yeah i'm going to find a way to float away like a feather ♪ ♪ i don't want to hurt you but i got to make a change oh all i can say is that i hope you feel the same ♪ ♪ dear jane oh oh oh ♪ ♪ oh we can't make it from the bar way to prince without bumping into some other guy who says he's your friend ♪ ♪ oh oh oh just another friend huh ♪ ♪ want to go out when i want to stay in you want me to love you but i just can't pretend ♪ ♪ oh oh oh just can't do it no more ♪ ♪ now dear jane yeah i'm writing you to say we're no good together ♪

♪ oh jane yeah i'm going to find a way to float away like a feather ♪ ♪ i don't want to hurt you but i got to make a change ♪ ♪ oh all i can say is that i hope you feel the same dear jane ♪ ♪ i never thought i would believe it's such a pretty thing calm will set you straight ♪ ♪ here's a day i never thought i'd see such a pretty one make me wanna fly like you did ♪ ♪ now dear jane yeah i'm writing you to say we're no good together ♪ ♪ oh jane yeah i'm going to find a way to float away like a feather ♪

♪ i don't want to hurt you but i got to make a change ♪ ♪ oh all i can say is that i hope you feel the same dear jane oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ oh jane you know it's easy to write that you want it to end ♪ ♪ but the hard part comes when you got to hit send no i never could send it now i never did send it ♪ ♪ you know it's easy to write that you want it to end but the hard part comes when you got to hit send ♪ ♪ no i never could send it i never did send it ♪

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