>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ellen pompeo. from "the walking dead", norman reedus. snoop dogg. and music from disclosure featuring mary j. blige. and now, from now on, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. welcome. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're here and i'm

glad you're in a good mood, because this is an exciting and historic night for the show. we've been working on a project for some time now. and you read a lot about drones now days. drones are very controversial. they've been used in war for many years. now they're affordable enough for regular people to our them and i'm delighted to announce that we are in possession of what i believe to be the world's first talk show-on rated drone. let's go live now to our roof, where our drone operator, guillermo, is standing by. guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: wow. is it hot up there right now? >> i'm melting. it's very hot, jimmy. >> jimmy: you are melting, okay. let's have a look at the drone. guillermo, tell us what the drone looks like. that is our drone. >> it looks like me, jimmy. >> jimmy: it looks like you, that's right. we made it to look like guillermo. guillermo is the queen bee and

this remote controlled version of him is the drone. what are you going to do with the drone? >> i'm going to try to fly it around the parking lot and try to land it in the football field. >> jimmy: okay, is there a football game going on at hollywood high school right now? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: excellent. all right. we've talked enough. let's launch this thing, all right? >> jall right. ready? go. >> jimmy: go. and you're not really controlling that, are you, guillermo? huh? oh there you go. look at that. >> yeah! >> jimmy: wow. it's beautiful. like superman. wow. [ applause ] that's got to be gexciting. i wonder if it's scaring our neighbors. people are calling the faa reporting the bueno-year blimp

is floating around. does your wife know we made a flying version of you, guillermo? >> no, she doesn't. she has no idea. >> jimmy: all right. is it going down? you got to pay attention over there. all right. very good. so, now, it take as little bit of time to land it, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: should we land it now or should we check back in with you and land it? what do you guys think? >> no, letter on. let me enjoy it, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay, enjoy it. so, we'll check back with him. here's something for those of you who are single. there's a new dating app, exclusively for rich people. it's called luxsy. their pitch is that tinder is for all kinds of people. luxsy is exclusively for the top 1%. they say there has never been a more convenient way to meet horrible people in your area. [ laughter ] it was only a matter of time before -- [ cheers and applause ] something like luxsy happened. they launched the app earlier

this month. so far, it's been the most popular app among former owners of the l.a. clippers. [ laughter ] here's how luxys pairs people up. this is true. they match users based on their favorite luxury brands. which most relationship experts will tell you is the basis for a long-lasting relationship. he likes fendi, i like fendi, we've been together for 29 years. this is an actual quote from a spokesman. these members drive the best cars, hang out at the fanciest hotels, live in the biggest houses, wear the best clothes. it doesn't take long to weed out those who belong on a different kind of dating site. their spokesman. i was curious about what kind of people would come up with an idea like this. turns out, their officers are right here in hollywood. so, i stopped by there today to meet them and find out exactly what they're trying to accomplish.

hi. i'm here to see tim. >> hey, jimmy. how you doing? >> jimmy: are you tim? >> no, he's right in there. ready to see you. >> jimmy: all right, thank you. >> right this way, please. >> jimmy: all right. tim? >> hey. >> jimmy: jimmy kimmel. pleasure to meet you. >> pleasure to meet you, too. >> jimmy: so, you have this luxury dating -- >> oh! [ applause ] >> jimmy: take care. for the 99%. let's go back to guillermo, because i think that thing is still in the air. guillermo, okay, good. [ laughter ] gare kn guillermo, what are your five favorite luxury brands? >> i don't really buy nothing expensive for me, but i buy it for my wife. >> jimmy: very good. oh, what happened? you crash landed! >> it's because you was talking

to me. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. oh, that's terrible. that's very sad. >> yeah, it is. >> jimmy: yeah, well -- there's nothing you can do now, guillermo. it's -- all right, well, that was, what, about $15,000 down the drain, huh? >> yeah. it's your fault. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's not point fingers. [ cheers and applause ] it's my fault. that was abrupt. science and technology are fascinating. there's no doubt about that. but nothing is more interesting than nature. from time to time, we like to take a break from hollywood to focus on the animal kingdom. and that's why we teamed up with snoop dogg for a wild life oriented docu-series. we just won a peabody award for this. it's my great honor to present you tonight's big cat edition of "plizzanet earth."

>> oh, it's going to get real cold up in here right now. check this out. what's this, a bob cat? or is that a leopard? i wouldn't know what -- oh, [ bleep ] in trouble. look at the baby. oh, wait. you ain't getting away from him. no, no, no. down the hill he go. oh, man, that's cold blooded. he's going to catch him too. he's going to get the baby. jump! jump! run, [ bleep ], run. he got him. he got him. he got him by his hind legs what he's going to do now -- oh, he got away! in the water he goes. swim, swim, swim! what kind of animal is that, though? is that a leopard and a cheetah and a -- albino tiger, right? y'all made that [ bleep ] up. i'm high as [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: highly informative. you know, paula deen has been

making the rounds in an attempt to be welcomed back to polite society lately. as you may know, last year paula had a fall from grace after she admitted to using racial slurs. she was being sued by a former employee, who claimed to have been subjected to racist language. but she's got an online show now. a whole online thing, it's called the paula deen network. yesterday, she went on the show "extra" to promote it and things have changed. >> paula, i got to say, you look fantastic. how did you lose so much weight? >> about four months, i got really serious, i threw everything out of my kitchen that was white. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: turned over a new leaf. [ applause ] this is something i think you'll enjoy. those of you who are parents know that children love animals, especially talking animals. kids see talking animals on tv and in the movies a lot and they love them. but i've always wondered how they would react if they saw a talking animal in real life. so, we got a hollywood makeup artist and we asked him to

transform me into that very realistic looking pig and then we invited some young kids to come in off the street to meet jimmy, the pig. ♪ [ applause ] >> all right, this is jimmy the pig. just a regular pig. he's pretty cool. he's sleeping now, but you can pet him here. you want to pet him? i have to go breast feed a koala bear. go ahead. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hi. have you ever met a talking pig before? >> no. >> jimmy: can you guys keep a secret? >> yeah. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: that cowboy? big jerk that brought you in here? we do not let him knoll that i can talk. okay? because if he finds out, he's going to want to keep me forever. okay? and then i won't be able to come live at your houses with you. [ laughter ] i think i hear the boots. i think i hear his boots. >> how is everything going? >> good. >> still sleeping, huh? >> yeah. >> i brought bacon for you guys. you must be really hungry. [ laughter ] it's good for you. leftover from this morning. good pig. all right, eat your bacon. i'll be right back. >> you're ugly. >> excuse me? >> the pig said that. >> what? >> your pig said that. >> pig said what? >> nothing. >> did you call me ugly? >> no. >> i'm going to be honest, i've known the pig a lot longer than

you. if he can't talk, then i believe him. can you talk? >> no. >> no, he just said, he can't talk. the girls are saying you can talk. isn't that ridiculous? >> jimmy: it's ridiculous. >> taking my bacon back because you weren't honest with me. said you talked. that's crazy. >> jimmy: hey, what's the big idea? you told him i talk. >> i didn't. >> jimmy: i know you didn't. why did you tell him i talk? >> i didn't. >> jimmy: did you see that bacon he gave you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know where he got that? >> no. >> jimmy: from the last pig that was in this fence. so, i don't want to wind up like that. >> do you like bacon? >> jimmy: no, it's made out of pigs. >> i do. sorry, no, i don't. i was kidding. >> jimmy: so, so, when the cowboy comes back in here, i want you guys to say, i'm sorry, we were lying, and we -- >> i don't listen to talking

pigs. >> jimmy: you don't listen to talking pigs? >> i do. >> jimmy: you do, good. good. >> i onto listly listen to my p. >> jimmy: i'm not telling you to listen to me, i'm asking you to help me. will you help me? okay, thank you. >> all right. >> jimmy: so, when he comes in -- oh. >> all right, listen to me. i'm freaking out here. i need to know the truth. do i have a talking pig or not? >> no. >> we made it all up. >> you made it up? >> we're sorry that we called you names. >> how about i offer you each $20 to tell me the truth? >> he can't talk. we made it up. >> yeah. we're sorry. >> yeah, we're way sorry. >> i have $40 each. $40 each, i'm going to give you. $40. tell me the truth. does he speak? >> yes. >> jimmy: ah! >> he does?

>> jimmy: oh, no. oh, no. why would you do this? we had a good thing going, the three of us. and then the money came in and everything changed. let me tell you something, girls. one morning, when you're eating breakfast and you bite into a piece of bacon, and that bacon starts talking, i want you to know, that was me! >> you can't be bacon. >> jimmy: oh foshrget it. it really is the root of all evil. one more thing. it is thursday night and it is time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary sensor think." >> you're going on tv and saying, your mother [ bleep ] better than your wife. >> that's right.

thanks, mom. >> if you love [ bleep ], today's your day. >> yeah. >> it's national [ bleep ] day. >> i want to acknowledge the members of the congressional black [ bleep ]. >> ready to get your [ bleep ] -- >> ah! >> did you [ bleep ] some [ bleep ] over the years? >> yes, yes. at least five times. >> i take a [ bleep ] after the show so i can sleep. >> you are always [ bleep ]. >> i take a lot of [ bleep ]. >> you have ever [ bleep ] yourself? i try not to. >> we want him to do prison time and let me be clear. we want him to receiver inch of [ bleep ] that he deserves. >> what did your husband say? [ bleep ] size! >> hey, my grandparents go [ bleep ] every night after dinner. are they exercising? >> oh, they sure are! [ bleep ] is great exercise. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, we have music from disclosure with mary j. blige. norman reedus from "the walking

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>> jimmy: hello there. tonight, the fifth season of his wildly popular show "the walking dead" starts a week from sunday on amc. norman reedus is here. then later, two talented british gentlemen and one very talented american lady. the album is called "settle." disclosure featuring mary j. blige from the at&t outdoor stage. we have a fun week of shows next week. our guests will include dax shepard, billy crudup and kyra sedgwick. and we'll have music from weezer, rixton, dirty heads and ten-ah-shay featuring schoolboy q. have i ever sounded whiter? by the way, where is guillermo with that -- guillermo? bring that thing in here. is he there? okay, there he is. all right. [ cheers and applause ]

what happened? is it broken or is it still working? >> no, it's still working, jimmy. >> jimmy: it is? oh, great. excellent. can we fly it around in here in the studio? >> yeah, but i forgot the remote control on the roof. >> jimmy: oh. all right. you know what would be fun, around christmas time, we'll have a flying guillermo deliver tequila to all the little girls and boys. >> that would be great. that's a great idea. [ applause ] we have to figure out what to do with that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: earlier tonight, our first guest struggled to save lives, relationships and discovered that a co-worker she doesn't like is her half-sister. in other words, she's had a rough day. watch her on "grey's anatomy", now at 8:00 thursday nights here on abc. please welcome ellen pompeo. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] were you working today? were -- >> i was not. but guillermo's not going to fly under my dress, is he? >> jimmy: you have to be careful. he might. he's very sneaky that way. we should make a tiny little guillermo to fly under people's dresses. >> oh, my god. i love that idea. >> jimmy: he loves that idea. first of all, i want to say congratulations. and also, i have many questions about -- you made a big announcement today. you tweeted today -- >> i did. >> jimmy: that you had a baby. >> i did. we did. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: now -- how long ago did you have the baby? >> she was born two months ago. >> jimmy: two months ago. it's been a secret up until this point. >> it has. >> jimmy: how did you manage that? >> pretty good, right? >> jimmy: yeah, very well done. >> yeah. but i also, you know, the mayor of new york city married us and i kept that a secret for five days, too, so, i've done it before. the coe sert thing is kind of

fun. >> jimmy: i think so. >> the baby was born via surrogate. i felt an obligation to keep the surrogate's privacy -- that was of utmost importance to me. >> jimmy: and today, you said, the hell with her. >> exactly. >> jimmy: exactly, yeah. how does that work, exactly? pardon my ignorance. >> that's okay. >> jimmy: when you have the baby through the surrogate, how -- does your husband visit her in a motel room? >> no. no. >> jimmy: oh. >> though she is gorgeous. no, you -- well, i -- we'll leave -- chris ivery is going to take me to a lot of basketball games -- >> jimmy: you have already angered him by making him do it medically. >> that's true. so, you -- i was -- i was present for the insemination. >> jimmy: you were? >> i was. >> jimmy: wow. >> i held her hand. so, they take the -- it's 11:30, you can say sperm, right?

we get in trouble all the time for saying vagina. >> jimmy: you do? on a medical show? >> you can take penis, but not vagina. it's a standard and practices thing. >> jimmy: really? >> so, of course, shonda rhimes puts it 45 times in one script. >> jimmy: can you telling me you're allowed to say penis, but not vagina. >> standards and practices, from what i've been told, has more of a problem with the word vagina than with the word penis. >> jimmy: they're very sick people. very, very sick people. >> i'm sure you encounter them a lot. >> jimmy: we do. we do. so, of course, so i'm sorry. i didn't mean to get you off track. >> medically, chris ivery has to do what he has to do and provide what he has to provide. >> jimmy: right. >> i had to provide something, as well. you know, i had to do something, as well. >> jimmy: i get it. >> they have to retrieve the egg. and then they put it together in a dish, the lab technicians, and then they make the embryo and then they insert the 'em breel

owe into the woman who will carry the child. and, you know, this is an incredible thing to do with your life, to give the gift of carrying someone's child. so, i am forever grateful and feel very blessed and grateful to her. and she who will remain anonymous. and i was there with her when they inseminated her. i look into the microscope and i saw the embryo, saw the baby. and then they put it in, you know, a thingy and then they -- they inseminate her and then we hold hands and we prayed and we talked to god and if -- >> jimmy: what did she say about this? >> she said she was going to try to helps out. >> jimmy: obviously. >> and now we have a gorgeous baby girl. >> jimmy: congratulations. you posted a photograph, also. there she is. her name is siena may. your husband chris is clogging most of her face.

yes, she is pretty cute. >> she gets upset if he doesn't shave. doesn't his face look really scratchy? he thinks i'm being a pain in the as, but look at how scratchy his face looks. >> jimmy: does it bother? >> congratulations, you and molly had a baby, as well. >> jimmy: we did? that's what that thing is! >> i go to sleep so early, so -- what's the baby's name? >> jimmy: we don't know. no, her name is jane. >> i love that name. congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you. we're very happy with her. >> i'm sure. you can't send her back. >> jimmy: no. could you send yours back if you wanted to? >> no. >> jimmy: it's all very confusing. >> my child's much better looking than your child. >> no doubt about it. well, listen -- >> because of him, not because of molly. >> jimmy: well thanks. this is -- is your baby daughter

upset that she did not get to be on the cover of "architectural die guest?" look at your little girl. she is very cute. >> she is very cute and it's funny, because they picked the one picture that she was, you know, she didn't really want to do it. if she doesn't want to do it, don't make her. and she probably just gave one little look to the camera as she walked away and that's the one picture they got. >> jimmy: this was just a brief stop by mommy's side. >> she wanted to put the dress on, of course. >> jimmy: well, sure. >> once the camera came out -- she's pretty adverse to cameras. >> jimmy: really? >> i think it's the whole paparazzi thing, when she's out and freaks jump out of the bushes. >> jimmy: that happens? wow. that's terrible. >> she's a little, you know, camera shy. >> jimmy: wow, that is -- well, that won't happen to my ugly baby, i'll tell you that. [ laughter ] ellen pompeo's here. we'll be right back. ready for a great career? devry university's merit-based career catalyst scholarship can help you get started with up to $20,000

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at work is her half sister. there's a lot of surprise babies in your life right now. >> that's happened to meredith before. sisters pop up all over the place. that's the amazing thing about playing meredith is you never know what's going to happen. guillermo could fly in the hospital. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're available. i mean, guillermo -- we'll make time for that. >> yeah, any time. >> jimmy: you look really weird standing there with a paralyzed version of yourself. now, you had a little bit of a scare at your house this week. >> yes. i did. she's okay, which is why we can tell the story and laugh about it. the dog is okay. my dog was attack bid a coyote. a coyote jumped my wall at my house, my property is completely gated and walled. six-foot wall around the whole property. middle of the day. >> jimmy: six-foot wall? wow. >> two days ago. my husband made a good point. there was probably cars parked in front of the house so there's a good chance that the coyote jumped on top of the car roof

and then over, you nore, smelled or heard the dogs and 3:30 in the afternoon, broad daylight, house full of people and he just jumped over the wall and hid in the bushes, so, no one really saw the coyote. they saw the bushes moving. and they thought it was, like, you know, one of the dogs, really. and the next thing you know, my nanny saw the coyote chasing the dog across the yard and by the time she could get out there, the coyote had the dog in its mouth. >> jimmy: it's a little dog? >> well, yes, there's three little dogs in the yard and that was the biggest of the three. thank god, because the other two would not have survived these injuries. >> jimmy: how did you chase the coyote off? >> my nanny started screaming at the top of her lungs. i had run to the store. i wasn't there. i had run out. and she just started screaming and my husband said she was screaming bloody murder. miff husband said, i thought somebody was being, like, butchered to death. >> jimmy: somebody was. your dog. >> she was screaming at the top

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>> jimmy: hi there. we're back. still to come, norman reedus and music from disclosure with mary j. blige. we're going to try something new and i have no idea how it will go. this is the wheel of bad ideas! there it is. [ cheers and applause ] now, here's how this is going to work. this wheel is filled with, as you may have guessed, a number of bad ideas. i do not know what any of them are. people who work here came up with them under top secret conditions. so, my job is to spin the wheel and guillermo, you are going to talk me through whatever it is that it lands on. and i'm hoping that this bacon i smell right now is somehow potentially going to be involved in this. >> give it a try. >> jimmy: here we go. here we go. and once we land on a letter, the letter is "a." i will pull the card off and -- it is shoe be gone.

okay what do we do? >> give me your shoe. >> jimmy: either shoe? either one? >> yeah,ite ere one. >> jimmy: all right. this seems like a bad idea already. [ laughter ] all right. okay. oh, come on. all right. all right. this is stupid to start with. [ laughter ] don't -- don't. don't. i have the rest of the show to do! >> that's shoe be gone. >> jimmy: all right, there go you. well, that really was a bad idea. we'll be right back with norman reedus.

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the beach, the boardwalk, the restaurants, the casinos, music. you feel like you're on vacation when you come here. we thought our cable internet was fast. but, our uploads are half the speeds of our downloads so our internet is really half-fast. so half-fast. someone did a half-fast job of posting our vacation pics. when i post my slow jams, i'm a little half-fast. totally half-fast. stop living with half-fast internet. only verizon fios comes with speedmatch - uploads as fast as downloads. so his homework won't be so half-fast. that is up to him. >> jimmy: we're back. still to come, music from disclosure featuring mary j. blige. when the zombie

apocalypse finally comes, and it will, our next guest will be very popular. his enormously popular show, "the walking dead," returns to amc with new episodes sunday, october 12th. please welcome norman reedus. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: great to have you here. >> yeah, thanks for having me. i'm excited. >> jimmy: i don't know if you are aware of this, but there are a lot of zombies out on hollywood boulevard do they run when they see you? >> no. i will say, i was out there one time, staying at the roosevelt and i could hear a band, you play bands in the back. and the next morning, i went down to the coffee bean right here and there was a dora the explorer on my way out. so, i took a picture, i started walking, she's chasing me down the street, going, you [ bleep ], chasing me down the street. >> jimmy: they like to be paid for their copyright

infringements. >> yes. >> jimmy: wow. your show, "the walking dead" is so popular. not just in the united states, but all over the world. it's easy to see why, because it is -- it's gripping. i mean, it's -- besides just being scary. you cannot take your eyes off the show. >> wait until you see what's coming. crazy. >> jimmy: well, i actually did see the first episode. >> you did? awesome, right? >> jimmy: yeah, it's really good. it is -- it is everything i think people would hope that it would be. and i don't want to give anything away, i don't want to ruin it for anybody, but you have fans that are -- you describe them as lunatics? is that a good way to go? >> i mean, those are my people, so -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, here's a picture that one of your people tweeted. you -- what's going on in this photograph? may i ask?

>> um -- yeah. so, you know, we're based on a comic book so we go to these comic book things, but there was a lady that walked up in a trench coat and -- >> jimmy: good start. >> yeah, right? and she was sort of nervous and then she goes, will you hold my chicken? and i said, what? and then she opens up her trench coat and pulls out this chicken. so, i held her chicken. >> jimmy: why did she have a chicken? >> i think it was her comfort animal. she had a doctor's note or something. >> jimmy: did you check the note to make sure? >> she was very sweet. she had a chicken. >> jimmy: is that the strangest interaction you've had with someone, with someone that loves the show? >> no, i've had a bunch. but there was two sweet girls that came from tokyo to meet me and they walked up and they, one had a video camera and the other had a water bottle with the label off and they unscrewed it and they go, please blow. yeah. and i go, what do you mean?

she goes -- i was like, all right. and they were so adorable. and they took my breath back to japan. >> jimmy: they took your breath away. wow. i wonder if you have to declare that in customs. this is a book that you compiled and these are real pieces of artwork, correct me if i'm wrong here, that people are send you over the years. and there are hundreds of drawings of you and paintings of you and some of them are very, very good. some of them are not as good. [ laughter ] but this is -- do you save all of this work? >> i get a lot of it. and, you know, i wanted to do a proper thank you to them for doing these and -- all the money goes to charity. and i wanted to make, you know, a nice art book for them as a thank you. >> jimmy: wow. that's pretty great. there's a lot of tattoos, too. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when somebody gets a tattoo with your face on it, how does that make you feel?

>> it's -- i like it. i can't say that i don't, but some of the tattoos -- even if they're awful, you have to go, that's amazing, you know what i mean? that's the best thing i've ever seen. >> jimmy: it's not like you can rewind. >> yeah, yeah. but even like this, too, like, you know, i was sort of worried about having a book just of myself. stephen gets glen art and rick art -- >> jimmy: you must get the most. there can't be more than this. there's so much. i mean, it's -- it's mind boggling, is really what it is. >> you know, it was interesting to see their interpretation of daryl. like, some are weak and some are crying and some are just -- >> anime daryl. that's adorable daryl. are there any actors that you feel this passionately about yourself? >> oh, man, i was at the -- one of the academy awards party, and

i was introduced to suzanne somers. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i got really nervous. i started sweating. >> jimmy: you did? >> i was so -- "three's company" with the little short shorts, you know what i mean? she goes, norman, did you grow up on me. and i go, you have no idea. so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have a feeling she does have an idea. >> i'm sure she does. >> jimmy: you remember that, yeah, "three's company" and you get that little glimpse of, like, i think it was a flower pot or water being dumped on her and her leg would go up, it was like, oh, my god. >> amazing. amazing. terry cloth shorts. >> jimmy: that's some good stuff. you have a son, right? >> i do. his name is mingus. >> jimmy: you must be a jazz fan, i assume. does he want to do what you do? >> for a long time he said he was going to breed rare lizards. >> jimmy: oh, well, all right. >> and i was like, okay. and then -- [ laughter ] yeah. and then one of our directors on

the show, he does all the zombie stuff, he met mingus and we all did some new york things together and he was watching an episode that greg directed and he said, i want to do what greg does. he wants to be a director. and he dissects the show and tells me what i do wrong. >> jimmy: oh, great. well, maybe one day he will get to direct you chopping somebody's head off. >> yeah. maybe, yeah, yeah. probably won't hire me, to be honest. >> jimmy: imagine having to audition for your son? >> yeah, right. >> jimmy: a lot of -- a lot of psychological elements there, all that. well, it's very great to have you here. congratulations on the big success of the show. the first episode is excellent. "walking dead" returns sunday, october 12th at 9:00 on amc. norman reedus. we'll be right back with music from disclosure featuring mary j. blige.

>> jimmy: thanks to my guests. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called "settle." here with the song "f for you" with some help from mary j. blige, disclosure. ♪ ♪ i've been infected with restless whispers and cheats ♪ ♪ they're manifested in words and the lies that you speak ♪ ♪ i've been infected with restless whispers and cheats ♪

♪ they're manifested in words and the lies that you speak ♪ ♪ i've been infected with restless whispers and cheats ♪ ♪ they're manifested in words and the lies that you speak ♪ ♪ i've been infected with restless whispers and cheats ♪ ♪ they're manifested in words and the lies that you speak ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i because i because i because i ♪ ♪ boy your love is so beautiful and i'll play the fool for you ♪ ♪ boy your love is so beautiful ♪

♪ and i'll play the fool for you babe ♪ ♪ it makes me feel so good when you hold me tight ♪ ♪ always want it back you make everything all right ♪ ♪ boy your love is so beautiful i'll play i'll play i'll play ♪ ♪ the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ how y'all doing? make some noise for my boys disclosure tonight! ♪ because i because i because i because i ♪ ♪ boy your loves got me in a daze ♪ ♪ and i'll do anything you say ♪

♪ boy your love's got me in a daze ♪ ♪ and i'll do anything you say baby ♪ ♪ you give me what i need what i need ♪ ♪ you're the one whenever you're around ♪ ♪ you'll always be my king can't nobody take your crown ♪ ♪ boy your love is so beautiful ♪ ♪ i'll play i'll play i'l play the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ i'll play

i'll play i'll play i'll play the pofool for you babe ♪ ♪ for you babe ♪ you babe ♪ hey hey ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ because i played the fool for you ♪ ♪ i'll play i'll play i'll play i'll play i'll play i'll play i'll play i'll play ♪ ♪ i'll play i'll play i'll play yeah yeah ♪ ♪ i'll play i'll play i'll play i'll play i'll play i'll play ♪ ♪ i'll play i'll play i'll play i'll play yeah yeah yeah ♪ thank you.

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