>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- bill murray. plus jack black and kyle gass. with cleto and the cletones. and now, get this. here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. thank you, all of you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. that's very kind. i'm glad you're here tonight. i'm glad i'm here tonight. i don't note how it happened, but bill murray is with us

tonight. [ cheers and applause ] booking bill murray is not unlike capturing a leprechaun. i'm very excited. well might even cross streams tonight. look out. that is a big deal. when i was 16 years old, if you told me one day you will have a tv show and bill murray will be on it, i would have said, "oh, my god, do you think i'll always ha also have sex?" still waiting. also tonight, two legends of rock, jack black and kyle gass, otherwise known as tenacious d. [ applause ] tenacious d is an american comedy rock duo which was formed in los angeles, california, in 1994. i was on wikipedia today. that will be a lot of fun. so, stick around, all night. and in kansas city tonight, game one of the world series. remember baseball? i love baseball.

you know, baseball was our national past time before selfies took over. tonight, the royals played host to the san francisco giants. the giants have been to the world series three out of the last five years and they won twice. their fans are used to this sort of thing. but for the royals, this is a huge deal. they haven't been in the world series since 1985. their fans are extra fired up. you can see it here. that comes to us from our local abc affiliate. this is a live report after the royals completed their sweep of the orioles. don't just watch the passion here. if you open yourself wide enough, you can feel it, too. >> oh, my gosh. susan and larry, it is insane. these folks are excited, thrilled to see that kc is going to go to the world series. >> jimmy: that is insane. i'm paralyzed, frightened. insane people can be quiet. speaking of paralyzing excitement. today is kim kardashian's

birthday. kim kardashian turned 34 years old told. i hope she got the day off from work. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i was thinking about this today. i was thinking about kanye west. can you imagine trying to buy kim kardashian a gift. what do you get for the woman who has everything for no apparent reason? [ laughter ] there's nothing -- kim, by the way, shares a birthday with benjamin netanyahu and the scientist alfred nobel. which just goes to show you, horoscopes are crap. [ laughter ] are any of you -- [ applause ] are any of you in our audience tonight on tinder? not right this second, i hope. all right, for those that don't know. tinder is a dating app. it's revolutionized the way we make snap judgments of others. it's been around for a couple of years and it has always been free, but this ceo of tinder

just announced they are going to start charging for premium services. which, i think means, tinder is a full-fledged hooker now, right? [ laughter ] tinder only allows you to see people in your area. the premium service will reportedly allow users to swipe through potential mates in cities other than the one they're in, which is -- that's great. i think ebola just found its ideal delivery system. the other thing premium level tinder profiles will do is give you more information. it will give you the kind of information people generally don't share in their tinder bios. for instance, this guy is a guy named mark. he's 31 years old. his profile says, my crippling jell sill will make your life a living nightmare in about three months. that's a swipe left. here's another. this is jared. jair says my materialism and body image obsession are pathetic attempts to garner some of the respect and approval i never got from my parents. and one more. i think this is a young lady. tara. she has a simple bio.

live, laugh, love, i have cla mid ya. so -- i don't think that's contagious, is it? okay. people do love tinder, though. it's funny. your grandparents have a sweet story about meeting at the world's fair and sharing a waffle cone because they couldn't afford two. your story will be about swiping right on a hookup app. here's a guy who would not do well on tinder. king tut. king tut was the ruler of egypt back in the '70s, i think. isn't that when he was popular? he's known as the boy king. everything i know about king tut is from the steve martin film. i don't know anything about him. people have been interested in him because of his ornate tomb and they preserved his remains a group of radiologists just perform what they called a virtual autopsy on king tut. i don't think he's going to like this. >> an autopsy revealed that king tut may not have looked so majestic and royal in real life. according to the daily mail, king tut had buck teeth, a club

foot and girlish hips. his parents may have been brother and sister. >> jimmy: that is great. imagine being dug up after 2,000 years to have a news woman say you have girlish hips. [ laughter ] king tut reminds me that photograph of -- put that up, of a couple other kings. bobby hurley and mike bibby, point guard for the sacramento ki kings, right? it just goes to show you -- nothing, really. [ laughter ] this is something for the ladies. there's a new fitness trend, finally, and that trend is crying while you work out. [ laughter ] for real. crying is, they say, increasingly becoming part of workouts for women. which means i must be a woman, because i do -- [ laughter ] i cry before i get there and then i go home. in new york, they have a workout called the class, which is described as one part yoga, two parts boot camp, three parts emotional release. that's a lot of parts.

[ laughter ] but it's supposed to be good for you. many studies claim that crying helps to relieve stress, but you know, so does haieroin. doesn't mean we should do it at 24-hour fitness together. if i want to see a bunch of women in yoga pants crying, i'll go to the farmer's market and buy all the quinoa. can i tell you something? i thought it was pronounced quinoa until today. this is -- this is extreme behavior. pumpkin spice season is in full swing. everything is pumpkin spice now. [ applause ] really? as you can see, people go crazy for it. there's a woman in illinois who is taking her love of pumpkin spice lattes to an unprecedented level. >> sheryl lynn is getting her fix, loading up on pumpkin spice lattes. >> i love pumpkin pie and this

is like pumpkin pie with whipped cream on it in a drink. >> an obsession ten years in the making. >> i got hooked. and i used to go get them at the gas station and then i decided to start making my own. >> she's decided to stock up so she can drink pumpkin spice all year long. storing up 52 boxes. >> i don't want them to think i'm a nut. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: take the boxes off the couch. i have a question. how does that story get to the news? [ laughter ] how do they even find out about it? you think a checker at the grocery store tipped them off? hey, fox 43, i got a hot one for you. lady here left with 22 boxes of -- [ cheers and applause ] some very -- some very important information for couples who might be trying to have a child. according to two new studies, vegetarian and vegan men have much lower sperm counts than men who eat meat. true. the results of the studies were

presented at the american society of reproductive medicines annual meeting in hawaii and you know the that must have been a party. those guys practice what they preach. the research showed that vegetarians have much fewer active sperm than meat eaters, around half. people who eat vegetables exclusively like potatoes, eggplant, carrots, another potato and green peppers in lieu of meat had much lower sperm counts. and by the way, of course they have much lower sperm count. they're vegetarians. have you ever met a male vegetarian? their sperm doesn't want to reproduce. the sperm wants to two to sleep. [ applause ] because it has nothing to live for. it has no reason to squiggle around. do you think a boca burger is going to make your sperm squiggle around? what's the point of even having sperm if you don't have the energy to use it? god created eve out of adam's

what -- >> rib. >> jimmy: that's right, ribs. that's what we're made of! [ cheers and applause ] why do you think they call them baby back ribs? because that's how babies are made, out of those. [ laughter ] can you imagine how many people there would be in india if they ate the cows there, it would be unbelievable. i was thinking about it, i wondered if i could tell if a guy is a vegetarian just by looking at him. i thought this would be a good question for tonight's pedestrian question. we asked people, are you a vegetarian. here's how this is going to work. we're going to see a fellow and based on his appearance, we're going to twry to guess if he's vegetarian on nor. let's begin. >> matt, i'm from sacramento, california. >> matt, are you a vegetarian. >> jimmy: do you think matt is a vegetarian? nobody does. okay. let's find out. >> i used to be. >> what made you change?

>> bacon. >> jimmy: yeah. that's -- [ applause ] that's like the vegetarian crypt night all right. let's meet our next contestant. >> my name is hugo, i'm from virginia. >> hugo, are you a vegetarian? >> jimmy: all right, is hugo a vegetarian? wow. all right. let's find out. >> i am. >> how much sperm do you produce? >> um -- enough. >> jimmy: we'll take your word for it, hugo. next? >> my name is briana, i'm from maryland. >> are you a vegetarian? >> jimmy: is briana a vegetarian? a couple of yeses, mostly nos. >> yes, i am. >> how long? >> um -- about four and a half years now. >> how much sperm do you produce? >> what? >> jimmy: the guy who works the microphone for us is a virgin. who else do we have out there? >> mr. muscles has arrived.

i've been here for quite a long time, you know. >> mr. muscles -- >> you know. >> mr. muscles, are you a vegetarian? >> jimmy: is mr. muscles -- no. all right. let's find out. >> ah, yes, i am, sir. >> why? >> because it's healthy. you have to eat good. i eat chicken, fish, or turkey. >> jimmy: one of these meat-eating vegetarians. [ cheers and applause ] we have one more. >> my name is mr. snaggle pus and i'm from virginia. >> are you a vegetarian? >> jimmy: we've got from mr. muscles to mr. snaggle pus. hollywood is an interesting place to visit. is mr. snaggle pus a vegetarian? oh, no, one yes, and mostly nos. >> yes, i am. i've been a vegan for 20 years.

>> nice. is that for dietary reasons or annoying reasons? >> for health reasons. if you get what you get out of life, what you put in in an early stage is what you get out of the later stages in life. if you want to life a long time, you have to eat healthy. >> what's your sperm situation? >> oh, i'm shooting a lot. i got 13 children. i eat a lot of nuts and proteins and as you can see, for 13 children, it helps you reproduce a lot. >> jimmy: that's not a family, that's a litter. all right. all right, well, thank you mr. snaggle pus. maybe the study was wrong, i guess. all right, well, we have a great show for you tonight. tonight on the show, jack black and kyle gass are here. and we will be right back with bill murray, so stick around. bacardi family.

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>> jimmy: hello there. we are back. tonight, we have two extraordinarily talented gentlemen, they are the dynamic duo known as tenacious d. jack black and kyle gass are here. their second-annual music and comedy festival, it's called the "festival supreme" goes on this saturday at the shrine expo hall and grounds here in los angeles. everything they do is fun so check it out. tomorrow night, keanu reeves will join us, mike epps will be here and we'll have music from milky chance. also, tomorrow night at 8:00, i will be on the abc show "the middle." i'll be on at the end of "the middle." i will not be on the middle, i will be on "the middle" but at the end, so -- and on thursday night, back her& on this program, we're shutting down hollywood boulevard for taylor swift. all right? so -- join us then. our first guest tonight might be the funniest person ever and i will fight anyone who says he isn't until one of us is dead.

his great new movie is called "st. vincent." it opens everywhere friday. please welcome bill murray. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]'>ñ >> jimmy: very good to see you. you look great. well there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> you got to cut that out now. you got to stop that. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. last time you were here, you were here with the cast of "monuments men." we didn't get alone time together. we did get some after the show. >> yeah, before and after. >> jimmy: yeah. and you did -- you gave me and my wife some really great advice.

it turned out. although when you were giving it to me, i didn't know -- it didn't sound like it was that great. >> like it was serious, yes. >> jimmy: we're about to have a baby. my wife was pregnant at the time. >> i saw that kid screaming. >> jimmy: she came out to visit during the commercial. >> she's got your mouth. >> jimmy: she actually does. and you said, you told us to bring an oscillating fan because you said there's no air conditioning in there. >> right. >> jimmy: which immediately i thought, of course there's going to be air conditioning in there, it's the hospital. but i said, you know what, bill murray said bring a fan. i packed a fan in our bag. lights, a light string because the lights are horrible. >> night light. >> jimmy: i brought all of that stuff. i think you said candles but they wouldn't allow -- >> i didn't say candles. >> jimmy: okay. >> that's a hazard. >> jimmy: that was a hazard. we brought the electric candles because i thought i heard candles in there. and the final item was -- oh, you said, hang something. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, we did. we hung the lights all around

the room and we turned the lights out low and it was great. it was very pleasant. and my wife was sweating and dying, she was so happy she had that fan. >> the fan. >> jimmy: you were right on. on all of those things. [ cheers and applause ] >> i -- i don't know very much, but i talk a lot about what i do know. i just keep talking. that's really it. and if you are going to have a baby, you have to have, like, a stand fan like that one, oscilvzf1ñ because you wind up after the birth, they put you in a small room and they close the door and the only light is fluorescent, it's horrible. you want to have your own night lights in there instead of theirs and you want to have a fan, because everyone's really hot. >> jimmy: all very good advice. you have six boys of your own. >> i saw -- yeah, i do. i saw that your kid was -- [ laughter ] yeah, the kids. i saw that your kid was screaming. how old is that kid now? >> jimmy: shell's 3 months old. >> i got one more if you can

stand it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, when the kid first has solid food, when the kid first eats solid food -- >> jimmy: they're not supposed to yet? >> no, no. when they first have solid food, usually happens around 6 months when you are sort of at the bottom of fatigue alley, where it really, the kind of thing where the kid screams at the night and the mother goes like this, father goes like this, who is going to wake up and deal with this kid? it's gas. when they eat solid food for the first time, they get gas. they don't know what it is and they scream uncontrollably. it's horrifying. you really think, we're going to the hospital. but somehow i learned that peppermint breaks up gas. >> jimmy: really? >> so, i just had this sort of -- i went and got a candy cane, like a christmas candy cane and i stuck it, like, the thing in my finger and i just -- the kids sleep in the middle and you stick it in the kid's mouth and you can go back to sleep.

and the kid sucks the peppermint and it's like a minute and it stops. >> jimmy: do your boys still have their teeth? >> huh? no, it sounds like a horrible thing to do, but -- >> jimmy: i'm going to do it because the last thing worked out well. >> i'm telling you, it works. the kids scream so badly. and otherwise you think i'm going to the emergency room. >> jimmy: my daughter does get gas. i think she inherited with her father. i put her on her back and i move her legs around. >> absolutely. that's a great one. >> jimmy: i squeeze her like a whoopie cushion. >> that's a really good one, too. fatigue kids with is because they want to go to sleep but they're not quite tired enough. i used to do, like, the flintstones music. actually huckle berry hound is what the music is. and you just pump their legs and they laugh very hard and you do their arms and you go back to their legs and you can take turns. mom, you do it. and the kid passes out. >> jimmy: isn't it a funny thing how much pleasure and satisfaction you get out of

forcing a little fart out of your baby? >> well, i -- [ laughter ] i'm not like a gas guy, like you, i don't hit the about that at all. i was really just trying to get my kid to go to sleep. what you're talking about is probably controversial. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you -- >> or just weird. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it seems like you have a very -- it seems to me, and i don't want to read into it too much because i don't know you very well. you have a very spontaneous life. you kind of do what you want to do. is that true? >> well -- you know, everyone thinks they're doing that okay, you know, they don't want to be bullied. they don't want to be pushed around. and, you know, there's a certain comfort level that you get to -- you know, if -- you know this is my job. at your job, where you feel good about your job. people don't push you around at your job if you are good at what you do. you don't have to be good. but if you show up every day, that's pretty much most of it,

you know. >> jimmy: are you impulsive? could i talk you into going to argentina after the show? would there be any chance of you doing that? just as -- >> i could do it next week. [ laughter ] i got -- [ cheers and applause ] i would definitely do it next week. >> jimmy: next week. >> i could clear the deck for next week. >> jimmy: you have ever gone to the airport without knowing where you -- >> i always wanted to do that. you can't do it anymore. it used to be, if you had a passport. i used to dream about it all the time. you could walk through all the gates and go, like, bethesda, maryland. i'd like to go there. or, you know, bermuda, or, you know, casablanca. >> jimmy: you can't do that anymore? >> you can't. >> jimmy: i think you could -- if anyone could do it, it would be you. you do weird things all the time. >> i could try. the rules are different.

i always wanted to do that very thing. >> jimmy: i don't see why not. you do do things -- >> thanks for -- i'm not going to give up my dream. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have you ever thought about gettingkzñ on a service, e tinder. do you know about tinder? >> i like -- yeah, i know about tinder. i enjoyed watching what you did just now. that was funny. >> jimmy: well, thank you. i swipe you to the left. >> it sounds like -- it became very popular at the olympics. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, hi, i'm very fit and i'm an olympic athlete. okay. that's what we all are. it's all okay. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, i -- i think it could be amusing, but i can't imagine doing it particularly. i feel like i -- i feel like i've lived that life and i ca t live that life any moment. i can say, hey, you with the

camera -- no, you, come here. damn it, i'm coming your way. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations, randy. you just made a match. >> well, he blushes easily. >> jimmy: he is always this color. we don't know why. >> we're never going to get to a lot of the good stuff. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. you guys get to know each other. bill murray is here. the movie is called "st. vinc t vincent." we'll be right back. turn the trips you have to take,

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jaden is his name and he's -- he's a really good kid. >> jimmy: he's adourabrabldorab >> he really likes acting. this is his first movie. he really likes doing it. and he's -- a great presence. >> jimmy: i wanted to force him on the ground and squeeze gas out of him, i liked him so much. is that strange? >> no, see, this is the controversy i was talking about. he's a really good kid and he's a good actor and, you know, he's -- he's really nice to be with. i like seeing him. i don't like kids and -- [ laughter ] but you know, kid actors can be really tough. >> jimmy: they can. >> not so much because they are kid actors but because their parents are very pushy. his family is doing a very nice job with him. he's a solid kid and a good guy. >> jimmy: some of the kid actors are a little bit too enthusiastic. >> you won't see this kid on the cover of magazine later with a

mug shot. he's a good kid. >> jimmy: you know, though, if we do, they're going to show this clip of you saying that. [ laughter ] i hope that isn't the case. with a movie like this -- >> well, you got to be wrong sometimes. sometimes you don't know where the line is. >> jimmy: this is a very funny movie. which we expect from you. and i was crying at the end of the movie like my daughter and when you get a movie like this, do you -- i know you have an unusual method of getting scripts. do you read a lot of scripts or do you just trust the director? >> i don't. i put them in a pile. >> jimmy: you do. >> there's a pile of scripts over there. but that particular script, it's kind of -- i actually think this is a chick flick. i've never made a chick flick before, i don't think. and i said to a girl, i said, i think this is a chick flick and he said, oh, yeah. i said, well -- what is a chick flick?

she said, it's funny and it has romance and it has drama. so, it's not as bad as you think. >> jimmy: great endorsement. >> not as bad as you think. so, but i'm surprised. people get emotional watching it. >> jimmy: yes, yes. did you get emotional when you watch it or is that -- >> it's embarrassing. yes, as a matter of fact, i did. i saw it for the first time at a film festival in toronto and i -- you know, i mean, i cry at burger king commercials, i'm soft. >> jimmy: do you? >> but i started, like, holy god, i started blubbering and i went, oh, great, the lights are going to come up and they put a spotlight on me and i'm going to cry at my own movie. it's an emotional movie. >> jimmy: i assume being an actor is your favorite job. other than that, what's the best job you ever had in your life? >> well, i had a job selling hot dogs on a golf course once when the cubs were making a run for the pennant and i got to close

the shop and watch the ball game at wrigley field. a good job -- let's see. this is really the only thing i'm really qualified for. i used to make pizza. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i made pizza. and it was when i was starving. >> jimmy: where did you work? >> it was in illinois, little ces cesar's, back when they were really great. >> jimmy: little cesar's in wow. >> and i worked with a guy that became a very famous chef, it was really funny. we started together. i ended up in show business, he ended up being a very famous chef. kerry simon is his name. >> jimmy: wow. >> we were the class of the stars. little seal sarcesar's. i used to come in starving. i didn't have any food or anything to eat. you'd be so hungry, you have to make dough right away and you would eat the dough. and the dough has yeast in it and you eat until you're full but the yeast kicks in and expands your stomach like this and all of a sudden, i want you

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. jack black and kyle gass of tenacious d are way. but first, we have a security guard here at the show. her name is adelina. and i think we have some video. that's adelina on duty, keeping us safe. one of the many interesting aspects of adelina's personality is how much she likes to eat. she's constantly snacking. she keeps food in her pockets, food in her drawer. i think she might even eat more than you, guillermo. >> she does, she eats a lot. >> jimmy: she does? you see her eating a lot? >> all the time. >> jimmy: do you ever say anything to her? >> i say, why are you eating too much? >> jimmy: so, you know if guillermo is saying, why are you eating too much, that she is eating too much. so, we came up with a fun little experiment. over the course of several days, we delivered a series of very odd food items directly to adelina's desk. and then we waited to see if she would eat each one. and now, it's time to see the fruits of our labor in tonight's

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rock and roll band of all time. they're here tonight to rock and to talk about a big event called festival supreme. it takes place saturday at the shrine expo hall and grounds here in los angeles. please welcome jack black and kyle gass. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> oh, no, oh, no. >> okay, just a little bit. >> jimmy: it's not -- you know, it's very rock and roll to tear the furniture apart, but putting it back together, not so much. >> yeah. i was almost just going to sit down but then i was like, no,

rip it just a little bit. >> jimmy: i think the last two times you guys were here, you turned the couch over. you're mellowing a little bit. >> we're maturing. >> well. there was a bit of an incident last time. >> jimmy: what happened? >> well, i got a little out of control and i hit kyle with part of your couch and it bruised his sternum and, like, no more couch destruction. >> jimmy: you guys really are mellowing. >> settled out of court. it's all good. >> jimmy: the next thing you know, we're going to be seeing you guys playing in a viagra commercial. >> it's not out of the question. or maybe one of the cereals that helps you go. [ laughter ] we came up with a good jingle. >> we did. >> what was that? >> fiber something? >> yeah. >> doesn't matter. ♪ when you want to want wipe a clean one wiper ♪ ♪ all bran >> jimmy: all bran. i get it, yeah? >> one wipe.

>> jimmy: i get it. >> one wipe. that's perfect. that's the goal. one wipe and it's pure why. >> jimmy: nothing, yeah. that's when you know you're eating right. >> is there a no wiper, though? >> there's never a no wiper. you have to check. a one wiper is the same as a no wiper, but you have to check. >> jimmy: i don't want to derail you, but one of my little cousins does do the no wiper, what he does instead of toilet paper is, he uses a bottle of febreeze and he sprays himself back there. >> i'm going to share that. >> he has a fear of wiping? >> jimmy: no, he just likes the feeling of febreeze on his bottom. >> to each his own. >> on another show? >> jimmy: just not on this one. snuggle in there. i'm glad you guys are still getting along after all these years. you are about to go on a tour of

asia. >> yeah, for the first time. we're going to take tenacious d to the asian shores. we're going to go to tokyo, to -- where are we going? >> malaysia. >> so, anyone who is watching in malaysia, come check us out. and also south korea. >> jimmy: wow. >> north korea? >> south kof rle korea in the h! tell all of your friends to come to the show. >> jimmy: you guys are known in, like, malaysia and you can sell concert tickets there? >> you know, we're big in japan. we'll see how it goes. >> we haven't been there, so, we don't know. we have to find out. >> jimmy: it must be -- you must have a big, like, your crew and staff and all that stuff, must be quite an operation. >> we do. we have a big crew sometimes. this time, we're going to pair it down. we're just going to take one dude to, like, do everything. just to travel light and keep it real. >> jimmy: who will that lucky

fellow be, may i ask? >> just a dude named craig overbay. >> saves money when you take one dude. he's going to be like lights and sounds and merch guy. >> the band wasn't too happy. they have to carry their own stuff. >> jimmy: your act as tenacious d sometimes borders on the satanic. is that -- will that be a problem, do you think, over in -- >> you know, it's funny. in malaysia, they did say, now, listen, we need you to tone it down and keep it, you know, keep it safe and clean for the kids and we said, then, we're not coming to malaysia. and they said, never mind. you come and bring whatever you want to bring. bring your devils and your mischief and everything. we're like, right. that's what i thought, malaysia. [ laughter ] >> play hard ball with malaysia. >> no one's going to know what we're saying over there, anyway. say whatever you want. >> jimmy: they may not know there's any element of comedy in your act, at all. >> it might be a bad decision to go to malaysia.

i don't know how it's going to go. >> jimmy: please make this your first stop when you come back from there? >> i would love to tell you about the adventures on the high seas. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about your sons. how old are they now? >> 6 and 8. >> jimmy: you involved one of your sons in a promo for this festival. >> yeah, well, you know, i didn't push him into showbiz. he's not like a michael jackson childhood but he expressed -- i want to be -- i want to be on tv like you, daddy. i said, okay, hold your horses, i'll find a place to exploit you. and then i was like, here we go, we're doing a festival. do a commercial and put my boy in there. and i thought he did great. i think he's a natural. >> jimmy: let's show it. >> you got it? >> jimmy: we do. >> oh, hi there young boy. >> what's festival supreme? >> it's not for you young man. it's 17 or older. oh, that just happened. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> born to do it. i didn't tell him to do that. >> he did that on his own? >> that was his own. >> jimmy: are you close to jack's kids? are you like thought of as an uncle? >> he's not allowed to see them in person. there's a -- >> there's a court thing. >> but he does get to see them. he's the dog father. he's not the god father. he gets to see them on skype. that's when they get to see uncle creepy sauce. he never sees them in person. >> jimmy: tell us about this festival. you did this last year in santa monica. this year, you moved to -- >> oh, yeah, to the shrine auditorium. >> don't go to the pier again. >> at the shrine auditorium and it's glorious, like, 100-year-old venue and it's like haunted and it's perfect because we got, like, a haunted carnival, circus of death at the center of the festival this year. so, you're going to have laughs and music and terror all mixed

into one festival. >> jimmy: and there are comedians and it's a whole big thing that goes like all weekend long. >> i don't want this to turn into too much of a commercial, but it is the greatest thing you can do in the halloween season, and that's a tenacious d promise. >> jimmy: this is -- this is your poster. [ applause ] this is a pretty great poster. >> yeah. workaholi c's going to be there, drink history, t.j. miller. margar margaret cho. cheech and chong. >> jimmy: this is cheech? what the hell happened to cheech? oh, he doesn't have his mustache anymore. >> that's right. he cleaned it up. >> jimmy: hold on a second. i don't like him without the mustache. he's not really recognizable without the mustache. >> that's the old cheech i know. >> jimmy: there, now you got cheech and chong. make him grow the mustache.

get him to stick one on. sounds like a lot of fun. how do you say your band, tenacious d, has evolved. you guys have been playing for ten years now. >> yeah, well, you know, we're still -- >> or 20. >> our process is the same. we write with a passion and feeling but i think we probably sing less about -- um -- getting stoned and more about, like, things that we're passionate about and we've matured a little bit. i wear a sports coat sometime, but -- we're still -- >> i wear shoes now. >> jimmy: you're wearing pants, which is a nice touch. >> thanks for noticing. >> jimmy: usually you have knee stocks and shorts on. i feel like this is a whole new you, kyle. >> it's all about shoes today. let me see them dogs. >> jimmy: yeah, that's a great look. [ cheers and applause ] >> i don't think it is a great look. it's very -- it's very distracting. >> you liked them backstage. >> i said i liked them, but i hate them. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: well, there's some tension in the band. 20 years, really, has it been 20 years? >> well, there's a bit of contention. >> 1994. >> i want to ask jimmy, when would you say that a band starts? when they play their first gig or when their first album comes out. >> jimmy: first gig. >> come on. van halen was -- >> all right, then we're 20 years old. >> jimmy: 20 years old, tenacious d, everybody. festival supreme takes place october 25th at the shrine expo hall and grounds here in los angeles. we'll be right back with tenacious d. are you busy?

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