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i appreciate it. what do you say we enjoy one last night together before we have to eat with our relatives, huh? we have minutes away now from thanksgiving. here in l.a., we don't have change of seasons. we don't have leaves falling off the trees. we don't have a macy's parade. all we have is william h. macy. but he can be festive, too. thanksgiving, as you know, come them rates the time when pilgrims and native americans feasted together back in 1621 and went on to experience centuries of uninterrupted brotherhood and friendship. is there even such a thing as brothership? anyway, you get the idea. you know, the pilgrims ate so much at the first thanksgiving they had to wear their belts on their hats. and that's how that started. thanksgiving became an official holiday in 1863. it was established by president abraham lincoln. and thank you, president lincoln, for putting it on thursday so we can have two days

off. that's good thinking, lincoln. i wish all holidays were like that. you know what would make me happy? if you ccan skip the part of dinner where everyone says what they're thankful for. it's a lot of pressure. it really is. if you are watching the show at home while you're cooking right now. first of all, what are you making? that looks very good. i plan to start cooking when i get home tonight. i'm thinking about doing something different with my turkey this year. i've tried it, i roasted it, i smoked it. this year, i think i'm going to vape it. everybody's -- there is a lot of focus on the turkey on thanksgiving. but really thanksgiving is a big day for the cranberry. most of the year, it gets relegated to cocktails and yeast infection treatment. but tomorrow is the cranberry's night to shine. this is kind of surprising. john boehner, the speaker of the house just released a video

revealing his recipe for turkey brian. a and they say this is a do nothing congress. brine is a soak for the turkey. and it works well, but is it possible somebody told john boehner to make a vine video and he thought they said brine? speaker boehner is very passion nate about the recipe. they say it's what makes his skin so orange. so, he posted a video on youtube yesterday to teach everyone how to do it. >> i take about eight quarts of water. half a dozen bay leaves. salt. a little palmful of pepper corns. take a big held of garlic, cut it in half and the real secret -- >> jimmy: hold on a second. i think we finally found something john boehner has in common with president obama. mom jeans. [ laughter ] they both wear them. you know, if we could get those two to take a trip to marshalls together, maybe we could make

some progress. winter storm cato, as the weather channel has christened it is, causing a number of flight delays. more than 1,000 flight cancellations in the whether that is good or bad news depends on how much you like your family. a lot of people have to fight with their parents via skype this year. here in l.a., in spilt of the perfect weather we had, we had the worst traffic in the country today. traffic in l.a. is so bad, people are on the 405 tonight headed to next year's thanksgiving dinner. and of course, some people are skipping thanksgiving to wait in line to shop. people are already camped out for black friday. some people have been there for a week. the people i feel worse for are the 97-year-old walmart greeters. it doesn't seem like they should be the first line of defense against these door buster crowds. i'm always shocked by the number of people who do this, who wait in line for days. 20 years ago, maybe, but there's no good reason for it anymore. if you don't have a computer to buy things online, maybe you

should stand in line to buy a computer, it's the only reason to line up for black friday. why fight someone for a soda stream when you can get it on amazon? black friday's become almost as much an american tradition as thanksgiving itself. and pbs now is airing a new documentary tomorrow that traces the history of this terrible day. >> the first thanksgiving was a rousing success. but the amity and good will would not last, with the impending approach of the first black friday. lured by unbeatable deals on waistcoats, anvils and hapts with buckles on them, pilgrim and native american alike camped out in front of local trading posts. stores like samuel's club. very old navy. yc fartng. just pelts. and barley, burlap and beyond. the competition quickly grew fierce.

>> you have to realize that these people were not prepared for values like this. when those doors opened, it was bedlam. dozens were injured. and had to be carted off to medicine huts. >> during the melee, ebenezer penned a note to his wife. >> dearest martha. i write to you from beneath an overturned canoe in aisle six of sporting authority. three men lie slain before me, yet i shall not rest until i have obtained a pocket watch at 75% off retail price. yours in perpetual value, ebbie. >> when the first black friday returns. >> they set fire to the brand new apple store. of course, back then, apple sold apples. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: worst black friday ever. did you know that thanksgiving is one of the biggest workout

days of the year? more races are held on thanksgiving. most gyms stay hope for at least part of the day. and according to a new study, 93% of people who exercise on thanksgiving are the most annoying people at the dinner table. [ laughter ] guillermo, do you plan to work out on thanksgiving or ever? guillermo? where did guillermo go? >> from hollywood, it is your favorite, it is the best, it is the guillermo show! and now, here's your host, guillermo! >> hello, amigos. welcome to my show, the guillermo show! please say hello to my band. hello, my band. ♪ can you believe that kim kardashian, oh, what a -- >> jimmy: hold on a second. guillermo?

guillermo? can you hear me in there? what are you doing? >> i'm hosting my show what are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm out here doing my job. you're supposed to be here with me doing our show. >> sorry, i cannot hear you. the band is too loud. >> jimmy: the band isn't even playing. ♪ oh. >> i'm really excited about my first guest. he's in a new movie called "unfinished business." please welcome vince vaughn. >> jimmy: no! >> how are you doing? >> hello, vince. how are you? >> jimmy: no, no, no. guillermo, why is vince on your show? >> hey, jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: hey, vince. guillermo, how did you get vince vaughn on your show? >> i called him up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean you called him up? >> yeah, you know that thing, you always take a picture of

yourself with it? it is a phone. >> that's right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> well, mr. vince vaughn, how do you feel to be so tall? >> oh, guillermo what a really thoughtful question. i love this show. like anything else, it has its pros and cons. >> good, yeah, i know i'm better than jimmy. what do you think? >> i really love the atmosphere you create here. >> thank you. good. okay. we have a clip of your new movie. would you like to set it up? >> yeah, sure. it's kind of a tv appropriate abbreviated version of an r-movie i have coming up called "unfinished business." >> oh, okay. roll the tape! [ laughter ] >> so comfortable here. >> yeah, it's nice, huh? >> i started my own company two years ago. i only have two employees. one is too old and one is too

young. can you not say your whole name today? the client can lose focus. >> i'm lose pancake. >> what is it? >> pancake. >> it's delicious. ♪ >> just do it. throw it! >> what happened? >> how are you doing? i'm here for a meeting. >> what do you think? >> i'm not crying. that's just poison in my eye. >> wow, that was a very good tape. >> thank you, guillermo. >> thank you mr. vince vaughn for being on the guillermo show. >> so great to be here. thank you so much. i wish you continued success with this excellent show. how about the bad? fantastic. [ cheers and applause ]

>> "unfinished business" is in theaters march 6th. and we'll be right back with mindy kaling. >> jimmy: no, you won't! hold on a second. you will not be right back with min candy kaling. i will be right back with mindy kaling. >> i will be -- >> jimmy: do not sit down on that couch, mindy. >> i'll be right back with her. >> jimmy: all right, i heard you. tonight on -- mindy kaling will be here on this show. we'll have music from rick rouse. ronda rousey is here. and we'll be right back with the latest installment of our no-talent talent show, "do you have what it takes?" so stick around. millionaire athletes to be our spokesmen.ick, what with their entourages and on-set massages. we use these guys guys who fish for bass!

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♪ ♪ it's a marshmallow world in the winter. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on our show, mindy kaling will be here from her show "the mindy project." from the ufc, a fearsome competitor, ronda rousey will be joining us tonight. and we have music from rick ross too, so -- please stick around for that. first, i want to say -- oh -- [ cheers and applause ]

>> isn't that nice? i got my hat, i got the swag. >> jimmy: he has swag? unbelievable. can we get the desk set up for vince here, do a quick interview and -- thanks for coming out. >> sorry, no. guillermo -- i was hoping you validate, because he does not. >> jimmy: i don't -- no, i don't have the thing for that, but -- >> okay. great to see you. >> jimmy: great to see you. happy thanksgiving. >> happy thanksgiving. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have to validate? all right. over the past three weeks, we've introduced you to what critics are calling the most exciting reinvention of the reality genre since "survivor." a new show called "do you have what it takes?" we put an anonymous ad on craigslist asking people if they have what it takes.

that's all we asked. we gave no more details. and yet more than 100 people responded. they had no idea i was apart of it. they didn't know who the judges were until they showed up. last week we narrowed an impressive field down to four finalists. and next wednesday, only one of those finalists will remain standing. but tonight, we want you to get to know them. this is episode four of "do you have what it takes?" >> previously on "do you have what it takes?" >> if we could onto choose one of you, which one should we choose? >> me. >> i'm going to have to go with adeer. >> thank you so much. >> carter. >> the honor is all mine, not yours. >> can i give you a hug? ♪ do you have what it takes >> wow. the view is quite something at the lowe's hotel of hollywood, california.

i'm kenny mayne, your host, and this is a special installment of "do you have what it takes?" we're going to get personal. mentor, and home visits. and so much more. >> i'm stoked that jimmy is my mentor. it's an amazing opportunity to be working with him. i'm very excited. >> jimmy: what do you want to parlay this into? >> truthfully, i want to be an actor in action movies. i'm a lot about action. i like roles, speaking roles. i'm very fluent. >> jimmy: fluent in english? >> yes, sir. i can speak a little bit of spanish, too, as well. >> jimmy: that's going to be helpful, i think, because you'll appeal to a bigger audience. >> exactly. >> jimmy: can you give a message in spanish to your latino audience? >> that's, my name is nicholas. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. >> another thing i could say would be like -- i don't really know what to say.

>> jimmy: if i were to say to you, you can replay to me in spanish then, like, how much do you want this? >> mucho. >> jimmy: mucho. >> we took a moment to sit down with swaggy t at his grandmother's house. >> i know he's got it. >> love you so much. >> all right. >> in order to have what it takes, you have to be what it takes, you understand? >> right, right. >> okay, all right, good. you ever heard of your third eye? >> oh, my god, yes. i have a third eye. >> well caught up with nadir at his place of business. in order to talk to the people who know him best. >> thank you. >> he has so many shirts and he seems very nice.

>> good enough. >> i get a lot of energy from you. i feel like it's in there but you don't really project that. >> it's hard for me to, like, talk. >> now -- i'm going to tell you something. the world is looking, and they're going to expect for you to have what it takes. >> i'm going to show them that i have what it takes. >> no, no, no. i have what it takes. >> i have what it takes. >> say, i have what it takes. >> when chilli yelled, i thought, oh, my god, like -- wow. >> i'm going to give you one last chance to say it really loud. say, i have what it takes. mean it. >> i have what it takes. and i mean it. >> ready to show you my

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the malcolm master. >> all in this house, we support each other a lot. we're all in the industry. he talks about doing entertaining. i talk about my dancing. i love to dance. i've been doing it since i was 14. i also do something that no other dancer i've ever seen does. i went on the internet and i looked -- i can dance blindfolded. i don't need to see to dance. >> my advice to people in general who want to make it, extraordinary with their lives, i would say it like this. you must show no mercy, nor have any belief whatsoever in how others judge you. for your grateness will silence them all. but above all, ignorance is the weapon of the weak. a tool of the narrow minded. if you screw with me, no worries. your life, your rules, your destiny. >> on the next "do have you what

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>> jimmy: hello again. tonight, from the ufc, the reigning women's bantamweight champion, "rowdy" ronda rousey is here.

she's tough. you know, she beat her last opponent in 16 seconds. which -- she'd be great to bring for black friday shopping, right? [ laughter ] and then, later, his new album is right here. it's called "hood billionaire." rick ross from the at&t outdoor stage. if i said it once, i said it a thousand times. you can't have thanksgiving without a visit from the hood billionaire. and, oh, a programming note. tomorrow night in primetime, i am teaming up with robin roberts to surprise and honor a great high school band director. a local deserving local high school band director. robin's special called "thank you america" airs tomorrow night at 8:00 here on abc. our first guest tonight is a six-time emmy nominated actor and writer with a very funny show she named after herself. it's called "the mindy project." it airs tuesdays at 9:30 on fox. please welcome mindy kaling.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> wow. hi, guys. i like this crew. >> jimmy: why did you bring your telephone, by the way? >> oh, well, vince vaughn was here. >> jimmy: yeah, he was -- >> i have a huge crush on him for such a long time. >> jimmy: for real? >> as he was trying to leave, i ambushed him and got a photo with him. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, check it out. >> jimmy: oh, all right. let me show that. >> he is so hot. look at him crouching. he's like, that guy is so tall, too. >> jimmy: he's a big man. >> he's like a redwood. >> jimmy: when did you fall in love with him? was it "swingers?" i think that's a crime, i think that's a violation of our national parks. >> it would be -- vince vaughn national park is a park i would like to go to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: everything good?

you have thanksgiving coming up. >> yeah, i'm so excited about it. >> jimmy: life is good? >> life is good. one of the reasons i wanted to come here is that i heard that you are co-hosting rihanna's charity ball. >> jimmy: i am hosting, yes, yes, how dear you say co-hosting. >> i just thought -- i guess i just thought, wow, that's really an honor. i'm a huge rihanna fan. >> jimmy: good. >> and i thought, why did they ask you and not me? because i -- you know, do you know any of rihanna's songs? >> jimmy: well, i know she's a good girl gone bad. that's for sure. >> she is. >> jimmy: you'd be surprised at how much rihanna i listen to. >> really, jimmy? can you party like rihanna? >> jimmy: you can stand under my umbrella. ella, ella. aaa. you know what i'm saying. >> i was so nervous. do you follow her on instagram? >> jimmy: i don't, no. >> she parties. >> jimmy: she does, yeah. i don't think i'll be invited to

the party. i'll be there for the charity event part of the evening. >> i want to prepare you. after the event, you might end up at the cool afterparty. >> jimmy: doubtful. it seems that i get forgotten at the afterparty. but this is -- her grandparents, this charity foundation is named after her grandparents. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: it doesn't seem like it's going to be one of these, as you mentioned, or maybe it will be. >> it's just a great gesture. i don't know. i'm so divorced -- >> jimmy: it depends. you're playing the piccolo, right? >> i'm so jell ualoujealous. >> jimmy: i'm jealous of this. guillermo and i flew from nashville on southwest airlines and look who was in the pocket right there. you're on "southwest the magazine. ". >> that was nice. >> jimmy: that is nice. did people -- did you fly on

southwest and the then have your magazine there while you're sitting next to somebody? >> yeah, it was just like, everyone look, i'm famous. >> jimmy: that is embarrassing, though, isn't it? >> i was like, i should broad in group a, should i not? >> no, but i -- i -- i wasn't -- i haven't ever been recognized there, but i do have a -- there was a very recently a time when i was recognized which is a funny and weird story. >> jimmy: i imagine you get recognized all the time. >> it's usually as me, mindy kaling but i was recently in new york city at a clubby new york city party, at the boom boom room, which is, just so people know, is the -- that's the club where jay-z and solang esolange into the fight in the elevator. alcohol was flowing. i looked hot. as i always do. >> jimmy: right, of course. >> and this kind of like elderly

man came over to me and i was like, oh, my god, i'm such a big fan and i was like, oh, thank you. and he's like, malala, you're so amazing. and he thought i was the 17-year-old nobel peace prize winner, malala. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, jimmy. and it was like -- it was so interesting to me, in so many different ways. because i thought -- one, it's a little racial that he thought i was -- but it's like, she won a nobel prize, like, i'll take that. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i do pretty well, but that's like way better. she's 17. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> i'm twice her age. so, it was -- it was pretty -- >> jimmy: what did he say when you told him you were not malala? >> i did not tell him. >> jimmy: well -- >> no. >> jimmy: i assume things are going very well on "the mindy

project" currently? >> yeah. very well. >> jimmy: you ever take situations like from your real dating life and put them on the show and have, like, an event maybe that somebody would recognize? >> you know, that's a very good question. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> in fact, i do, a lot of times, and people -- oh, my god. darren? darren, is that you? >> ah, yeah, yeah, hi, mindy. >> jimmy: who is -- you know each other? >> yeah, actually, we used to date. >> jimmy: oh, really? oh, wow. darren? >> yeah, we did for a long time. you look great, mindy. >> thank you, you, too. how are you? what have you been up to? >> i'm doing really well, actually. i went back to law school and finished top of my class and then i decided just to open my own law office so i'm doing that. >> oh, that's so great. i was on "the office," you know, the show. on tv. >> never heard of it, but it

sounds great. it sounds really great. >> you never heard of "the office"? okay, well, you know, whatever. maybe. i don't know it was great. i was a writer and a star on that, won a bunch of emmys. >> jimmy: she won a lot of emmys. >> i got it. i got it. [ laughter ] so, what else have you been up to? >> you know, i have the law office going, that was going really well but i felt like i needed something somewhere, so, i took a year off and went to ghana, did some missionary work. it really feels fulfilling to -- >> jimmy: that's pretty great. >> yeah, totally. that sounds like a great thing to do. i wrote a book. >> a book? wow. that's surprising. >> a best-selling book, yeah. people really seemed to like it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: popular. >> i don't know. like 4.5-star rating on amazon. zwlak's pretty good, 4.5. >> you better believe it. i was shocked. >> yeah, that is shocking. well, it sounds like a lot of fun. >> jimmy: yeah, thanks, darren.

>> it was the most fun in the world. >> i bet. >> and i have a new show now. >> oh. >> i'm the star. even named after me. because i created it. can you believe it? >> i can't. >> uh-huh. and i'm -- i'm actually with someone. >> oh. >> i'm dating someone new. [ cheers and applause ] i love him. he, too, has his own show. >> yeah, i can see. i'm so happy for you, mindy. i'm glad we got to see each other. oh, one other thing. nasa is sending me into space. >> jimmy: wow. >> what? >> well, apparently they've never had an astronaut that was a lawyer so they asked me to do it. what am i going to say? fly me to the moon. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: what's wrong? >> no, darren, no. i'm going to win. i'm going to win this breakup. >> jimmy: it was a really long time ago -- >> kimmel, i got it, all right? no, no. let me ask you a question, mindy, okay?

do you think i went to some poor ass country with a bunch of poor ass kids for a whole year of my life so i could lose this? no way. i die before i lose this breakup. >> okay. >> jimmy: guys, this is probably not the best place to have -- >> jimmy, it's a fine place, okay? >> jimmy: all right. >> close your mouth for once in your life. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> you are not winning this breakup, my friend. you are not winning this breakup. do you really think, darren, think to yourself, do you think you're doing better than me? >> yeah. >> yeah? >> yeah. >> is that what i heard? was that a yes? because that sounds like [ bleep ]. who is the cover star for "southwest airlines magazine?" all right, get out of here. get out of here. all right? [ bleep ] loser. >> jimmy: it's not worth it, though. >> i'm sorry. >> jimmy: it's not worth it, mindy. i think you won the breakup. okay. "the mindy project" airs

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>> jimmy: hi there. still to come, we have music from rick ross. tomorrow, when you sit down at the table to think about what you're thankful for, be grateful that our next guest is not trying to twist your arm out of its socket. on february 28th at staples center, she defends her ufc bantamweight title at "ufc 184," live on pay-per-view. please welcome "rowdy" ronda rousey. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: for a moment, when you walked out, for just a second, i got nervous that you were going to punch me. >> i don't do it for free. >> jimmy: that's good news. welcome. good to see you. i have to say, i remember when mike tyson was very young fighter, and when he would fight, it seemed like every one of his fights got shorter and shorter because he was knocking these guys out so quickly. and you're doing the same thing

with your opponents. 16 seconds to knock somebody out -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you even break a sweat when you fight for 16 seconds? my hand actually exploded in 16 seconds. >> jimmy: it did? >> my knuckle blew up and i broke my thumb. >> jimmy: from punching that girl in the face? >> yeah. i didn't realize it. i was giving everyone high fives on the way out. wait a minute, there's something going on. >> jimmy: how do you celebrate when you win a fight like that? what do you do? >> buffalo wings. i eat so many buffalo wings, it's ridiculous. and if i'm eating wings, i get a plate of 80 wings in front of me and i have to get through 25 before anyone can get close. they have to move a little bit in case i don't eat them, too. i'm really disciplined coming up to a fight and that's my one big blowout. >> jimmy: you won't eat buffalo wings while you're in training. >> no, it's down to the hour, my diet. >> jimmy: is that what you focus on while you're training, i'm going to get those buffalo wings afterwards?

>> my mom used to joke about throwing krispy kremes around the neck of my opponents to see if it would help. i fiend for buffalo wings in the last week. i can't wait to beat this chick. >> jimmy: your signature move, you didn't use it in the last fight, but it's an arm bar. you basically twist somebody's arm until you give up, yes? >> you put pressure on the elbow joint until it dislocates. >> jimmy: and it hurts so very much that people mostly say, okay, i've had enough. >> mostly. i've been arm barred before and -- >> jimmy: you have? how does that feel? >> well, it doesn't feel awesome. i mean, i was like 18 years old, i was in the german world cup and i was winning, 40 seconds left, i was fighting this finnish chick. before i knew what happened, she dislocated my elbow. i was like, well, it's already out. i might as well try to get out. i tried to get out, my elbow popped back in. she popped it out again. so, i'm like, well, she popped

it out twice, i can't just let her pop it out twice for no reason. i got out and in judo, you can't ask for the medics on the mat. i had to pop it back in myself and i had 20 seconds left and i won the fight, but -- [ cheers and applause ] not really because -- i just, you know, after that, i wasn't really spry. >> jimmy: i think you are even tougher than me. [ laughter ] are you aware that eminem has retch rensed you in a song that just came out this week? >> yes, i'm very aware. >> jimmy: it's called shady 15. i got a magic johnson, it's like a magic wand, allows me to not let a blond arouse me. if ronda rousey was on the couch with the condoms out to pounce me, i'll laugh in response to how she dances around me. her flat little ba donning ka donning is bouncing around. all i see is -- she's slaughterhouse in a blouse. which is maybe the greatest nickname --

[ applause ] >> he's a great artist and art isn't meant to be nice. >> jimmy: you think this is insulting? >> i don't really care, because -- >> jimmy: i don't think it is, is it? >> i don't know. but i like being called a slaughterhouse in a blouse. i think that's cool. i might not be perfect, but i'm pretty awesome. i think if he took the pepsi challenge, he would totally pick me as a favorite. >> jimmy: if you get him in an arm bar, he'll tell you if it was insulting or not. >> i don't think that's necessary. >> jimmy: slaughterhouse in a blouse. you have to get rid of rowdy. you are roddy piper agree with that? >> my uncle gene -- >> jimmy: i know gene labell. >> he used to be the coach of piper. i went to him, i'm about to have an amateur fight. he was like, yeah, sure, kid, brushing it off and it turned into this big thing. >> jimmy: that's pretty exciting. so, your next opponent is somebody that -- would you say

you are friendly with her, or? >> yeah, i like her a lot. >> jimmy: you like her a lot. so, does that affect you when you get in the ring and you're going to fight her? >> no, not at all. but it kind of affects, like, it makes you more introspective. if you are fighting someone that you don't like, you don't think about it. i want to beat this person up. if you are fighting somebody you like, like, when i get in the staredowns, i don't try to just blankly look and not blink. i try to think things at the person to show them my eyes. i walked away from her last time we did a staredown and i was like, man, that was pretty messed up of me. she's, like, you know, she looks like he's about to pick up her kid from soccer practice and i'm thinking, i don't want to think what i was thinking. so, like, yeah, it makes you question it, when it's someone you like. >> jimmy: you have there to do a job and the job has to be done. >> she will do the same thing to me. >> jimmy: you're a slaughterhouse in a blouse. [ applause ]

do people still wear blouses? >> i don't. but the whole eminem thing, i feel like getting rapped about my eminem is like getting arm barred by me. it's so skillfully done, you have to be honored. >> jimmy: i'm not even sure it's an insult. i'd have to read it a couple hundred times. it's very good to see you. fare well in your next fight. it comes up on february 28th, live from staples center on pay per view. ronda rousey, everybody. we'll be right back with rick ross.

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round with you what you gon say what you gon say ♪ ♪ what you gon do what you gon do baby if they knew ♪ ♪ she in love with the life champagne and all the light chanel sneakers and scarves ♪ ♪ i want you to be my wife we can run around the world and ♪ ♪ tuck with no fear g4 g5 whole team here ♪ ♪ call ourselves friends but we holdin' hands got alot of questions am i a controllin' man ♪ ♪ i run the streets but i'm well known in japan as a g a boss the money coming fast ♪ ♪ she from a lovin' home i'm from a troubled home one bedroom didn't have a telephone ♪ ♪ now i'm on the corner time to get my hustle on women recognize and now i got a couple of 'em ♪ ♪ speedin' in the beemer then i got a range she not a side chick she all in my lane ♪ ♪ she a quiet chick may let her see some things i'm catchin feelins ♪ ♪ for her she take away the pain ♪ ♪ got me messin' round with you you got me messin' round with you ♪

♪ out here messin' round with you what you gon ♪ what you gon do ♪ baby if they knew

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