>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- aaron paul. from "big eyes," krysten ritter. from "eaten alive," paul rosolie. and music from bobby shmurda. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hold on! here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. thank you, cleto. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to each and every one of you for coming. well, that's very nice.

i'm glad you're in a good mood. we have a fun show for you tonight. kind of a weird thing happened. we book guests who appear on the show well in advance of their appearance. we figure out when their movies or whatever are coming out, we book them to promote those movies. this won't mean a whole lot if you didn't watch "breaking bad," but if you did, you know that a reunion of sorts is happening. aaron paul and krysten ritter are here. jesse and jane were basically the ross and rachel of me methamphetamine. their relationship did not end well. she choked to death, jimmy hin distribution style. bu but now she's back to life and she's here tonight. miracles do happen. by the way, christmas is coming, which means it is that magical time of the year when it's hard to tell if you're having a snack or eating a scented candle.

these are -- i was in the supermarket this weekend. there are so many weird christmas flavored foods now. these are actual products. these are holiday flavored pringles. pumpkin pie spice, sin more sugar and white chocolate peppermint. they say it's like santa in a can. here we have holiday corn. which is -- it's candy corn, the kind you get at halloween, they repainted it to honor the birth of the baby jesus. they repackage a lot of traditional sweets. candy cane milanos are a big thing. they grow organically in the fields of pep ridge farm. a ton of gingerbread options. gingerbread peeps, in case you didn't have enough of those at easter. ginger pred trix, ginger bred oreos, m&ms. it looks like the m&ms man ordered the gingerbread man. there there frosted marshmallow

hot chocolate pop tarts, which i would eat right now. there's even holiday flavored chap stick. that might be my favorite, though. egg not muscle milk. for the drunk and massively obese body builder, i guess. not everyone has to be holiday-themed. i will admit, i am a big fan of the honey baked hall flavored monster energy drink. here's someone that might have trouble enjoying holiday flavors. president obama. he was diagnosed with acid reflux. his approval rating is so low, re's starting to get push-back froms esophagus. apparently the president had a sore threat. he went to see an ent at water reed and the doctor said, you need zantac and when he got home, his wife was like, if you have only been eating the keen what loach i've been making, how did you get acid reflux.

sadly, that's actually the best news president obama's gotten in a very long time. so now, i guess joe biden is just a heartburn away from the oval office. [ cheers and applause ] it's the holidays, everybody. did any of you see the guy try to get eaten by the snake last night? last night, discovery channel aired what they described as a nature special called "eaten alive." more than 4 million people watched it. a man named paul rosolie tried his best to get swallowed by a giant anaconda. in the end, the anaconda did not eat paul. it bit down on his helmet and decided to order pizza, instead. if you want to know what it feels like to be swallowed by an anaconda, try squeezing into a pair of spanx. am i right, ladies? [ applause ] you have to be both incredibly brave and incredibly stupid to try to get eaten alive by a --

the only thing i've ever eaten alive is activia yogurt. that's as adventurous as i get. to get the snake to swallow him, he wore a protective suit and covered himself in pickg's bloo. the things we do to get our partners to notice us. in case you did not tune in last night, here's a bit of what you missed. >> the first strike to paul's helmet. but the snake can't latch on. >> he's trying right now. i know she's saying, i'm going to kill this threat. >> are you okay? >> she's latched onto my arm. >> she's pissed. >> jimmy: of course she's pissed. we're all pissed. we were promised a man would be eaten on television and he

didn't. he had to tap out from the pressure inside the snake started breaking his arm. this was the moment when he decided enough was enough. >> guys, my face is down. i can't feel my arms. she's squeezing hard. >> paul, are you okay? >> guys, you need to get in here. >> okay. he wants us to come in. >> my arm's torquing. this thing is going to break. >> okay, okay. >> i'm calling it. ill need help. >> somebody come! >> jimmy: when they asked the snake to stop and it stopped. [ laughter ] really long time to get in there, didn't it? and what a rip-off. all i wanted to do was relax on my couch with my family and watch a man get eaten by a snake. special sparked a lot of controversy. peta was upset about the treatment of the snake. viewers were upset that paul didn't get eaten. the snake was mad he didn't get lunch. everybody was mad at the end of this thing. and joining us now via skype, the man who caused all this commotion, paul rosolie. hello, paul.

>> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: paul -- i guess i'll start with the obvious question. are you disappointed that you were not eaten by a snake? >> i mean, hey, we give it the best shot we could. >> jimmy: had you ever been eaten by a snake before? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at what point did you realize that this was a terrible decision that you'd made? >> ah, about the time i felt my bones starting to creek and felt like another two degrees and it was going to snap. >> jimmy: did you not know that was going to happen? because isn't that what happens when a thing goes into a snake, it crushes that thing? >> well, i mean, the important part was protecting my rib cage so i really wanted to just make sure i stayed alive and i figured there was a good chance i might be able to keep my arms out of the constricted area and then just -- she did start to eat. we didn't know if she would do that. so, that was pretty cool. >> jimmy: are you aware of what peta said today? i have the end of their statement. study after study shows that entertainment features that show humans interfering with and

handling wild animals are december t debtry mental. how do you respond to that? >> i mean, the whole reason we did this show is because i've worked in the amazon, i've seen it being destroyed. everybody knows the whole rain forest is being destroyed thing. but it's not stopping it from happening. we got millions of people talking about this stuff, going, why on earth would this idiot want to do this, and this is the reason. to try and keep the place where these things live intact. and it's funny, because i feel like peta and everyone else watched the last 20 minutes of the show and totally forgetting everything else about the fact that we're trying to protect the animals. >> jimmy: they really need to just open their throats and accept all of this information, not just -- not just a little part of it. [ cheers and applause ] >> the whole thing. got to go head first. >> jimmy: i hope it does help with awareness of deforestation.

you were in there for an hour. what was it like being in a snake for an hour? >> it was the opposite of pleasant. it was cool. it was very interesting seeing how powerful that thing was. i'm 180 pounds and it was just throwing me around, you could hear the suit creeking and just the power of that animal. it was like, i just had to keep just deep breaths, you know, but still, that wasn't as scary as jumping in the water where we were treading water, catching the 20 foot in the wild. >> jimmy: is it troubling to you that millions of people are upset that the snake did not eat you? [ laughter ] >> no, not really. i think they missed the point of the whole show then. but i could destroy at mean tweets, because man, i got some today. >> jimmy: in fairness, the show was called "eaten alive." don't you think to make up for this, you should be eaten by another animal? >> i think i owe it to the people of planet earth to get eaten by something, no? >> jimmy: i think you're right.

[ applause ] well, thank you, paul. hey, i don't know if you have any plans for the next special, but i'd like to see you have sex with a hippo. >> wow, well -- i'm not sure i -- >> jimmy: think about the forest! the rain forest, paul! thank you, that's paul rosolie, everybody. he almost got eaten. [ cheers and applause ] on purpose. by a snake. oh, i don't know if you heard about this, but a new hip hop feud is brewing. according to tmz and a number of other sources, diddy and drake got in a fight early monday morning, this morning, they were at a birthday party for dj khaled. diddy reportedly said, you will never disrespect me and punched drake. drake was allegedly hospitalized. that's not been confirmed. none of this has been confirmed. but rick ross' dj sam sneak eer tweeted about it. and if sam sneaker tweets about something, well, you can damn well for sure bet it happened.

sources say they may have been fighting over who has more money which is a stupid -- you know what? have your accountants fight what are you paying them for? that's why they're there. the skirmish took place allegedly outside of a miami nightclub. nothing good ever happens outside a miami nightclub. how about that? diddy versus drake. puffy versus -- puff daddy versus wheelchair jimmy from -- no matter how bad things get between diddy and drake, drake's number one beef is now and will always be the kid who put him in a wheelchair on de grassi. that's the biggie to drake's tupac. rudolph the red nosed rain door, the beloved holiday tv special is 50 years old this year. on saturday night, it will air on cbs.

it premiered in 1964. 50 years is a long time. and a lot has change gd over 50 years. so, we decided to give the special an update to make it more accessible to a modern audience. we took scenes from rudolph and we paired them with dialogue from the maury povich show and the result is a new cartoon that i believe is about to become an instant holiday classic. >> when i first her, we was just having sex, that was it. two weeks later, she said she was two weeks pregnant. but all i know, she could be one of my guys. she was missing with a lot of them. i got another baby that look just like me. i think she just is using her bay bill as a way to get me back in her life. >> in the case of 1-year-old jamel jr., jamel, you are the father. >> that's the kid.

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>> jimmy: hello again, everyone. tonight, from the new movie "big eyes," which opens christmas day, krysten ritter is here. then a very popular young man from brooklyn, new york. his debut album is called "shmurda she wrote." bobby shmurda from the at&t stage. bobby shmurda. i wonder if angela lansbury could ever have imagined she'd inspire a rap album? [ laughter ] probably not, right? tomorrow we'll be joined by kathy griffin. from "college gameday," chris fowler and kirk herbstreit. plus music from priory. and later this week, blake shelton, marisa tomei, laura dern and music from the smashing pumpkins. so please join us for that.

our first guest tonight is a very fine actor with three emmy awards and a hefty bag full of leftover meth to prove it. starting friday, you can see him along with frogs, locusts, christian bale and some very big beards in the big-screen biblical epic "exodus: gods and kings." please welcome aaron paul. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's it going? >> good, buddy, you're looking good. >> jimmy: you look good, too. you smell like sandal wood to me. >> thank you thfor noticing. >> jimmy: did you watch the snake special? >> i missed it. but i wanted to watch it so bad. >> jimmy: do you like snakes? >> i actually do. i used to have two giant albino burmese pythons.

>> jimmy: you do like snakes. >> yeah. it's such a random buy. i went into a pet store, they were there, i walked out with them. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. i don't know why. they were babies when i bought them but then they grow very big. >> jimmy: they do. how big were they? >> well, i just let them roam around my apartment. >> jimmy: great. >> so, they apparently grow to the side of the environment, and so i kept feeding them and they kept growing and -- i don't know, like that thick and maybe six, seven feet. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> and then -- the reason i got rid of them was, i was feeding them rats and mice but then the pet store's like, you're going to need to upgrade maybe to, like, bunny rabbits. exactly, aw. and i'm not going to go buy bunny rabbits and throw them to my albino snakes and so i just

sold the snakes back to the pet store. >> jimmy: you were able to sell them back. did you make a profit? >> i actually did. word of advice, go by some snakes -- yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: do you miss them? are they good pets? what were their names? >> zeppelin and floyd. >> jimmy: that explains everything. >> weird '70s -- >> jimmy: that explains the impulse buy. [ laughter ] >> whoa, you guys are awesome. >> jimmy: i think last time you were here, we were talking about the fact that you were going to go on a safari in south africa. did you do that? >> we did, yeah, my wife and i went -- i was working in africa, we went out there early and went on safari. >> jimmy: was that fun? >> that was -- yeah, it was amazing. >> jimmy: what was the best animal that you saw there? >> we came across a pride of lions, three female lions and

ten baby cubs and one was a pure white baby lion. >> jimmy: really? >> apparently, it's super rare. it was great. the moment we got there -- we were staying in the middle of the park and so we get there, they say, don't go to your room at night alone because you could get eaten by a lion. >> jimmy: yes. >> so, it's like -- >> jimmy: where do you need to go? >> you need a guide to take you there. but at dinner, apparently, a little bit before we got there, people were having dinner and a zebra comes running in and jumps into the pool, right outside of the -- like, the restaurant. and people are like, what is happening? and a lion was chasing the zebra and the lion's like, who are all these people? and then the lion ran off. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> we didn't see that, sadly. >> jimmy: i went there and i was nervous because they said, you have to lock the doors because monkeys know to get in and they unlock the doors and they go in

your mini bar. >> i know! that's what they told us! >> jimmy: it's true. >> they told us the same thing. >> jimmy: that's expensive stuff in that mini bar. >> i know. i was eating an apple outside in the balcony area. we started hearing all these monkeys on the roof of our place and we ran inside and we were surrounded by monkeys. we wouldn't leave. >> jimmy: you have to throw the apple and run. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't want to walk in and have monkeys drinking little bottles of vodka and what not. >> that's mine! >> jimmy: did they know you from "breaking bad" in south africa? do they watch the show over there? >> yeah, they do. i was flying -- we flew in and we took a little tiny plane to land right to the middle of the park. we get off the plane and our guide is there to meet us and i could just tell that he -- he was wanting to say something to me but he didn't, but he just wanted to call me a bitch. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> it's -- it's true. he told me that.

and then eventually he did call me a bitch and asked me to call him a bitch and it became this whole -- >> jimmy: that's a lot of your life, isn't it? [ cheers and applause ] >> i don't think it's ever going to leave me. >> jimmy: i downloaded your app. i'm triping to figure out how it works, exactly. >> yeah, so, i created a yo, bitch app. giving the public what they went. >> jimmy: people are krooidriviu crazy all the time. >> if you want me to call you a bitch, it's my voice calling you a bitch. >> jimmy: it's free. you've done it only for people. >> yeah, quit asking me. >> jimmy: let your phone call you a bitch. all right, when we come back, we're going to talk about the new movie. you're one of the stars of the bible. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: aaron paul is here.

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♪ >> we must leave! >> jimmy: that is christian bale and aaron paul in "exodus: gods and kings." it opens friday. that's some -- where did you shoot that, orlando? >> that was orlando. that was -- that was in the canary islands. >> jimmy: what is that like? where even is that? >> i don't even know. it's very far away. the people there are amazing. but what we -- what we didn't realize -- well, we realized when we landed there, the entire island is a giant nudist colony. >> jimmy: it is? >> yes. >> jimmy: the whole island? >> and not in a good way. no, no. and no offense to the big, naked

germans that are walking around the beach. good for you, i'm not against being nude. but these people are walking around nude -- just very inappropriately. >> jimmy: are they going into restaurants and things? >> no, no. they stick to the sand, but -- i think they do. but my wife and i were walking down the beach and romantic stroll and she goes, did you just see that? i go, what? she goes, don't look. and of course -- [ laughter ] i'm going to look. and so i turn around and there's a guy by himself, large man, with his hands stretched up to the sky, with a massive erection. and i tip my hat to him, it was impressive. but it's just -- you don't do that. >> jimmy: he was giving thanks. >> thank you so much!

[ laughter ] i was like, this is not good. [ cheers and applause ] not good. >> jimmy: you mentioned your wife, lauren, who happens to be here tonight and it also happens to be lauren's birthday tonight. >> yes, it is her birthday. [ cheers and applause ] look at how cute she is. >> jimmy: lauren, would you mind coming up here and joining us for a minute? >> yeah, come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: lauren is unaware -- >> that's her parents and nana and sandy there. >> jimmy: the whole family's here tonight. >> and our friend sam. >> jimmy: i want to say right off that this is a surprise. >> yes. >> jimmy: and lauren did not know that this would happen. >> yeah, happy birthday. very good to see you. please have a seat right here. now, aaron sent me an e-mail to surprise you with something for your birthday, since it is tonight and he had to do the show and i said, sent me a list

of the kinds of things lauren likes and then we can make figure something out and let me tell you, your husband knows a lot about you. my wife was very mad at me after reading this list of things that -- i mean, it was really unbelievable. so, one thing that aaron told me is that you love radiohead, the band radiohead. is that correct? >> yes. >> jimmy: well -- >> love them. >> jimmy: so, we contacted radiohead and they did not get back to us. >> yeah, i was like, no you didn't. >> jimmy: but we did get you something special and go ahead and open that. i think this is something you will like. this is, as you'll see in a second, is a gift card to radio shack. >> oh. >> perfect! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> wow. >> i'm going to use this. >> jimmy: aaron told me that you love space. >> yes. >> okay, well, that's something. so, we contacted sir richard branson about, you know, these

flights? >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, they cost $250,000. so, that was just totally off the table. but we did get you something that i think you're going to like and i think really will hit home with what you -- >> this a vhs? >> i know what this is. >> jimmy: it is a vhs tape. >> that's special. >> jimmy: it is. and it is -- >> "space jam!" such a good one. >> jimmy: aaron also told me that you like fireworks. unfortunately, the fire marshall would not allow us to light fireworks here in the studio. but we are allowed to light this sparkler, if i can get it lit. well, the hell with the sparkler. now -- the big gift. aaron told us that you love diana ross. >> yes. >> jimmy: and we thought it would be a pretty great thing if we could get diana ross to come here tonight to sing happy birthday to you.

well, of course, we could not get -- >> yeah. i was like, what am i missing? >> jimmy: we were able to get what i think is the next best thing. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome america's roast master general, jeffrey ross. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love you. >> i love you, buddy. >> happy birthday. >> thank you. >> hi, jimmy. wow. >> jimmy: i don't know why my instinct is to run. >> you are so beautiful. >> you are. >> wow. i would bang him to get to you. this is the birthday party you throw this beautiful woman? you're going to be breaking up after this. [ laughter ] all right, let's all bring it

home together and sing lauren a big happy birthday. are you ready? >> jimmy: all right, here we go. ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ happy birthday dear lauren ♪ happy birthday to you >> jimmy: i also want to say, not that this wasn't a wonderful gift, not that jeff isn't completely beautiful, but we're making a donation to the charity organization you co-founded, the kind campaign. there it is right there on the screen. happy birthday, lauren. thanks to aaron paul. "exodus: gods and kings" opens friday. jeff, you look beautiful. we'll be right back. my name's louis,

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>> jimmy: welcome back. krysten ritter and music from bobby shmurda is on the way. but first, it's not just lauren's birthday today, i want to wish a happy birthday to nicki minaj, who turned 32 today. we wanted to do something to mark this momentous occasion. so to honor nicki, we went out onto hollywood boulevard and asked people to tell us everything they know about her in our first ever hollywood boulevard biography. ♪ >> nicki minaj, i think she's quite attractive. >> she's a music artist. >> quite dramatic and quite chesty. >> oh. >> she does a lot of this. and what else? she likes to do that, too. >> she has a big bubble butt. >> she has a big butt. >> she has a big butt. >> nicki minaj has a very defining ass, yeah.

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>> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm wonder. . how are you? >> jimmy: you smell good today, too. everybody on our show today smells good. >> is that me? i smell it. oh, it is me. >> jimmy: there's a combination in this theater right now of you, aaron, lauren -- >> aaron smells good. i have aaron on me. because i -- >> jimmy: uh-oh. wife is in the audience. >> i saw him backstage and we hugged and that's now his cologne on me. >> jimmy: there's also a huge cloud of marijuana in the building from bobby shmurda. >> i smelled that. i thought i smelled it. >> jimmy: yes, yes, you did smell it. >> i was like, what is that? >> jimmy: we don't know exactly who it came from, but we have our suspicions. let's put it that way. >> got it. >> jimmy: everything is going well for you? >> what an exciting day. >> jimmy: it is an exciting day. you have seen aaron since you

died? >> i have seen him. i adore him. and so being on the show on the same day, it's very exciting. >> jimmy: was that actually upsetting to you to have your relationship end like that? even though you're acting, but you're laying there in bed and you have to choke to death and -- >> yeah. those the choking part was totally fun. >> jimmy: it was? [ laughter ] >> well, you know, you're holding this, like, weird c concoction of mylanta and oatmeal for as long as you can. >> jimmy: is that the thing they use? >> the little secret for you. >> jimmy: have you had oatmeal or mylanta since? has it ruined it for you? >> i don't think i'd had either of those things since. >> jimmy: i wouldn't eat it, either. that's the sort of thing that only dogs do. your birthday is next week. >> i know, what a fun party you guys just threw for lauren. >> jimmy: yes, yes. y come back next week, we'll have

one for you, too. >> yeah, throw one for me. i ing. >> jimmy: what are you doing for your birthday? >> i'm going to be promoting "big eyes" as i'm doing now. i have about three hours off and i'm going to do a private pottery class. >> jimmy: oh really? >> yeah. i'm a super nerd. >> jimmy: color me mine kind of thing? >> no. that's for 6-year-olds. >> jimmy: oh. okay. >> i'm actually going to build pottery with my bare hands in mud. >> jimmy: is this going to be like a patrick swayze in "ghost" type of thing. with the wheel? >> yeah, me and my girlfriends. it will be exactly like that. >> jimmy: a group thing? >> yeah, five of us are going. >> jimmy: that does sound like it's fun. >> oh, i like to rage. >> jimmy: is this something that you do regularly? >> yeah, i like pottery and i haven't done it in awhile, but i got really into it a few years ago. and so, like come christmas, everybody got weird ashtrays and mugs and valss that all weighed

like 20 pounds which is the sign of an amateur. >> jimmy: do people keep those things or put them on display and -- >> wait until i leave. i think weird little holders you are throw pens or coins in. i think it's a great gift and i like doing it. >> jimmy: sometimes when i get gifts like that, i feel like it's more of a gift for the person that gave it to me. >> you're kind of right. the year before i got into pottery, i got really into knitting. everybody in my family got, like, scarves. big, small, crab by, good. i remember two years after, my grandmother gave me a christmas present, and it was the scarf that i had given her two years ago. >> jimmy: wow. regifted by your own gradma. >> i was like,gram, i made this. but it's all good. >> jimmy: that's terrible. that's where you just have to claim senility and go with that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, you're really ready to start collecting social security with the knitting and the pottery. >> i'm such a nerd. i got to bed early.

>> jimmy: do you play bin go? >> no, but i play chess. i just went on a little vacation with my boyfriend, that's all we did. we played 15 rounds of chess. >> jimmy: who wins? >> i won every single one. >> jimmy: see, now that's why you have a good boyfriend, because i'll tell you something -- [ applause ] if you beat me more than 70% of the time, we would never play chess again. >> do you play chess? >> jimmy: no. >> it's such a fun game for your mind. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. but my mind is very busy. >> yeah, you're busy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my mind has got all sorts of important things to worry about. >> well, yeah, it's better than checking instagram. >> jimmy: no, chess is fun, chess is a lot of fun. you don't check instagram? >> no, i am. >> jimmy: you're checking while it's his turn? >> just in general, just being on your device and phone too much. >> jimmy: when you find out that you're going to be in a movie that tim burton is direct, is that like the best thing you

could ever imagine? >> yes, yes, i wished to work with him my whole career. i felt like, i don't know -- >> jimmy: he's a brilliant guy. >> i love the world that he's created. >> jimmy: and this subject matter, i think, is -- i find it very interesting. because i remember these -- well, you can explain it, but i remember these paintings and this painter that you're -- i think it -- well, tell everybody what it's about. >> it's the story of margaret keen. she painted the little kids with the big guys, once you see it, you're like, oh. >> jimmy: you remember those things, the little kids with the big eyes, and they were a little bit terrifying, but also cute. >> yeah, it's the story of her husband taking credit for her work and it's set in the '60s. and it's really about her sort of empowerment. >> jimmy: he pretended that he had painted them. >> he was the artist and convinced her to go along with it because he convinced her that people wouldn't buy work by a woman.

so, it's a pretty rad film and amy adams is in it. she's margaret. >> jimmy: she's very good. >> she's amazing. so, and it comes out christmas day, which, what a lovely christmas present. >> jimmy: it seems like tim burton movies, there is a christmassiness to them for some reason. we also have "nightmare before christmas" in this theater every year at that time. >> have you been to disneyland? >> jimmy: yes. what planet do you think i'm visiting from? >> disneyland during christmas -- >> jimmy: right, okay. i just thought in general you were wondering. >> just randomly. >> jimmy: no, i heard good things. >> it's really fun. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. the movie is called "big eyes." the movie opens on christmas day. krysten ritter, everyone. we'll be right back with bobby shmurda. ♪ music

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>> jimmy: wait to thank aaron paul, krysten ritter, jeff ross, paul rosolie, and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, this is his new cd, "shmurda she wrote." here with the song "hot boy," bobby shmurda. ♪ ♪ and chewy i'm some hot boy like i talked to shyste when iboys ♪ ♪ like you seen them twirl then he drop boy and we keep the nine on the block boy ♪ ♪ and montay keep it on him he done drop boy and he be wildin he a hot boy ♪ ♪ tones known to get busy with them boy

try to run down and you can catch a boy ♪ ♪ running through these checks til i pass out and shorty give me give me til i pass out ♪ ♪ i swear to god, all i do is cash out and if you aint a get up out my trap house ♪ ♪ i've been selling since like the fifth grade really never made no ♪ ♪ difference what the made told me flip them and how to maintain ♪ ♪ get that money back and spend it on the same thing ♪ ♪ shorty like the way that i ball out i be getting money til i fall out ♪ ♪ you talking cash dog i gos all out shorty like the way that i floss out ♪ ♪ free breezy dem, let out all my dogs out momma said no ♪ ♪ inside my doghouse that's what got my daddy locked up in the dog pound free fame-o and them ♪ ♪ let all of my dogs out we gon pull up in tha hooptie like we cops on em with them we gon ♪ ♪ put some on em i send a lil set a drop on em ♪ ♪ she gon call me up and

ima sick them hots on em ♪ ♪ grimey savage that's what we are grimey grimey ♪ ♪ dressed in g-star gs9 i go so hard and if it's a problem we gon we gon ball pop, poppin out, poppin out i'm with trigga, i'm ♪ ♪ with rasha i'm with a-rod broad daylight and we gon let them thangs bark ♪ ♪ tell 'em free meesh yo subwave free breezy yo tell my tell my ♪ ♪ shmurda teamin bro caught a bout a week ago ♪ ♪ with us and then we tweakin yo tweakin yo run up on that, get to squeezing yo squeezing yo ♪ ♪ 'errbody catchin got me on my bully yo bully yo ♪ ♪ imma run and put that on em on 'em imma run and go dumb on em dumb on 'em ♪ ♪ got me on that young got me go dumb ♪ got me on that go

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