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♪ it's the annual gulfhaven cul-de-sac... ♪ (falsetto voice) ♪ sale that was good. second verse different than the first! ♪ it's the sale that everyone goes to ♪ ♪ -- captions by vita-- well, this looks like the last of it. why are you selling our ice cream maker? because we've had it for two years, and you've made ice cream exactly zero times. maybe i'll make some now. let's see. all right. all we need is, um... some milk, some sugar, cream. we throw this bucket into the freezer for an hour. then we have to take a mixing apparatus and... screw it. 5 bucks? done. i hate yard sales. it's just a bottom-feeders buying and selling each other's trash. oh! a pair of used crutches! sword fight? yeah! bottom-feeders. hey, are you selling the ice cream maker? 5 bucks.

sweet! is it easy it use? it's easier than... ellie, little help? it's easier than... jules after a bottle of wine and a compliment on her calves. you think my calves are nice? i'll take it. oh! how much for this fine dish towel? hmm. 35 cents, you say? (clicking) okay, well, the nickels are jammed. how about 30? (coins clatter) well, this is horrible. i love yard sale season. a time for buying, a time for selling. time for finding that perfect pressure cooker you never knew you always wanted. and the cycle continues. you buy a bunch of crap, no one buys ours, and our garage becomes the dump site for all the unwashed losers of gulfhaven. maybe if you're not so snarky to our customers, we'll actually be able to sell some stuff this year. what's the fun of having a yard sale if you can't mock the lowlifes that shop there? pfft. if we sell the nordictrack and the old-timey popcorn machine,

we'll be able to fit your truck into the garage. okay. i will keep my nasty thoughts to myself... thoughts like your little carny change belt makes me wanna empty the coins into a sock and beat you over the head. we're off to a good start. you wanna help? this yard sale is the perfect chance for you to get rid of some of this crap. (clatter) crap? everything on this boat serves a purpose. how about this broken tv? that's my piggy bank. this... empty paint can? early prototype of penny can. that thing could be in the hall of fame one day, buddy. what about this? (object thuds) what the hell is this? it sounds like there's a bunch of dirt in it. (rustling) those are ashes from your great-grandpappy robbie cobb. well, that definitely surpasses the duck skeleton as the creepiest thing on the boat. i was his favorite grandson, and his dying wish was for me to scatter those ashes on a roller coaster. crazy as that is, my main question is, what is it still doing here?! i mean, didn't he die, like, 15 years ago?

i've been busy. you know, the boat always needs fixin', and hanging out with your mom takes up a big chunk of time, and i've got beard maintenance. what--what's up with all the questions? man, who made you king of the boat? hey, enjoy that bundle of extension cords. if you ever get 'em untangled, you're gonna love 'em. he's never getting 'em untangled. that doesn't bother you, taking his money for something that might not work? laurie, you don't get yard sales. people just wanna buy something for 50 cents. if the thing works, it's a bonus. i don't think that's right, jules. i think that you should think about karma. i'm not talking about my friend karma davis, the fiercest female wrestler in all of tampa. you know she once put one of her opponents in a figure four leg lock so tight, they never got out? they're like siamese leg twins now. that is super. i'm gonna give that some thought. (singsongy) check it out! (normal voice) i got these bagpipes, this stuffed porcupine, a stranger's wedding video, and... (singsongy) a shake weight! (rattles)

and to think, if we ever get divorced, half of that will be mine. it's a 50-cent pack of cards. no need to mull it over. i thought you weren't gonna be snarky to the customers. i thought so, too, but then a bunch of losers invaded my yard, and i changed my mind. are you even physically able to not be snarky? i am, if i'm not surrounded by idiots, which is almost never. okay, prove it. if you can be not snarky for one whole day, i'll get rid of all this stuff i bought at the yard sale today. last five yard sales. deal. but if you lose, you have to wear this inflatable sumo suit. (shouts indistinctly) deal. hey, jules. how's the, uh, suction on this vacuum? when i turn it on, it makes a loud noise. so i'd say good and sucky. i'll take it. all right. here you go. hope you love how much it sucks. you told me that vacuum barely works. well, i decided to focus on the "works" part and ignore the "barely."

that's just good salesmanship. (sea bird calling) oh. i just got crapped on by a bird! no, jules. that was karma. you just got crapped on by karma. oh, would you stop it, laurie? there's no such thing as kar... ugh! (exhales) birds fly in flocks, okay? that's how it works. i'm not getting any poop. (gruff voice) ahoy, landlubber. look what i got at the yard sale for $5. (normal voice) don't i make a great sea captain? stern! jib! (imitates sea captain) scurvy. you look like a guy wearing funny clothes. what if i talked like this? (imitating new england accent) there's a perfect storm coming. park the car in harvard yard. oi, mate! come here. there's a storm on the brew. you start sellin' fish sticks? dad, i think i know why you haven't spread grandpappy's ashes. you start thinking about how embarrassing it is to be descended from a man that would make such an insane request, and you're worried about how that reflects on you, and that maybe that says something negative

about who you are as a man-- damn it, travis, i'm afraid of roller coasters! why do you keep torturing me? (sighs) didn't see that coming. okay, i got $43 in cash money and an assload of change. oh, it's like a weapon. uhh! i could take out a bear! mm! wow. great haul. i couldn't sell anything. what were you selling? oh, the usual-- cds, dead wife's shoes, used scalpels, forceps, surgical masks. oh, come on, tom. sometimes you just don't think. you might've boned the sale, but at least you didn't jank your karma by lying to everyone. there's no such thing as karma, because if there was, i wouldn't be celebrating with this bottle of bubbly. (corks pops) (laurie screams) (horror movie theme playing) (slo-mo voice) tippi, no! i'm not even gonna say anything. okay, you know what? i am. that was karma!

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we are gathered here to celebrate the tragically short life of big tippi. (voice breaks) oh, god. it just gets harder every time. come here. look, i know we go through this pretty much every year, but, uh, this is insane. big tippi is family. so zip it, cap'n crunch. big tippi, you were the best thing to come out of los angeles. except for the fake academy award i got for best supporting lover. (kisses) there is no greater tragedy

than outliving your own wine glass. (door closes) (playing "amazing grace") when did you learn to play the bagpipes? (panting) middle school band. a friend told me it would help me get girls. turned out it really wasn't a friend. more like a clever bully. so sorry about big tippi, jules. what a terrible accident. this was no accident. this was karma. your wrestler friend from tampa? no. no, i lied, and now the universe is pissed at me. laurie, please help me get the universe to like me again. at least you're honoring tippi's memory and not wussing out because you're afraid of a loop-de-loop. ordinarily, i'd be machine gun snarking this moment. (imitates rapid gunfire) (makes gurgling sound) (penny clinks) that's just about the saddest game of penny can i've ever seen. (penny clinks) so you're afraid of roller coasters. ever since i was a little kid.