>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- super bowl champion rob gronkowski. eva longoria. and our first "mash-up monday" from wee-z top. with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's get to it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right, very nice.

hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. welcome, welcome, thank you for watching. we've got a big show for you tonight. on the heels of winning one of the craziest football games ever last night, from the super bowl champion new england patriots rob gronkowski is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] rob is 6'6", 265 pounds. so if anyone knows any good polish jokes this might be a good night to keep them to yourself. the whole gronkowski family is with us right here in the audience. [ cheers and applause ] this is amazing. they travel in a vehicle known as the gronk party bus. it's the official party bus of the gronk family. the driver is a guy named goon. that's not his nickname, he was born a goon. so we're going to have fun tonight. i'm told the gronks have not

slept all night. they say the best thing to do when you've been up all night drinking is go right on television. tonight we'll be joined by eva longoria, who does not have a party bus -- [ cheers and applause ] and this is special. tonight, not only do we have mean tweets a little later, we have our first "mashup monday." combining two big bands to form one incredible super band. tonight, weezer and zz become wee z top. if you like glasses and beards this is the place to be tonight. that game yesterday, super bowl xlix was the most watched television show in the history of the united states, even bigger than the final episode of "caroline and the city." 114 million americans watched the patriots beat the seattle it was the largest second half

comeback in super bowl history, their fourth title in 13 years. say what you want, you have to hand it to the patriots. although pete carroll is insisting that you pass it to the patriots. pete carroll is of course the coach of the seahawks. at the end of the game he made a call that a lot of people are calling the worst call in super bowl history. but in boston, a lot of people are calling it the best call in super bowl history. the last half, i don't know who's more depressed, seahawks fans or the people in that nationwide insurance commercial. speaking of depressing, we made ten bets in las vegas. we bet $1,000 on 10 different scenarios, we bet a total of $10,000. the plan was to give money to the max love project, a charity that helps families fight

cancer. of the ten bets we lost eight of them. technically the charity now owes us. one of the two bets we won was, will rob dwrauk score a touchdown? we said yes and he did, and that was good. [ cheers and applause ] now i feel guilty for betting the $10,000 instead of giving it to the charity so i'm going to make up the difference. if you have money to share, moxloveproject.org, it's good karma, you'll win from here on out if you do it. some people use animals to predict the outcome of big game like the super bowl. a monkey, big games, puppies, bunnies, there was an octopus that predicted the game last year. but we have a method that turned out to be a lot more effective. we put a drunk guy in a police booking room. you see the patriots and seahawks logos on the wall?

whichever -- now watch very closely. yes. his head went through the wall near the patriots' logo. that's how we knew they would win. [ cheers and applause ] there were a few ads that focused on encouraging men to be better fathers. they call it dad-vertising. one sign you're not a great father is if you were inspired to be a better one by a nissan commercial. did anyone else see sharks dancing at halftime? or was it one of the layers in my seven-layer dip pay special attention to the shark on the left side of your screen, i think he may have missed rehearsal. ♪ there's the shark. and i don't know what dance he's doing. show that again. i want to slow that down and go through it again.

is it my man nation or is the shark on the left way off? dancing like someone's uncle. next time you hire a great black shark. and that won't happen. thank you. oh, good. [ cheers and applause ] even though today was groundhog day, again, a whole bunch of groundhogs make predictions now. it's not just the one. new york mayor bill de blasio was at staten island zoo. last year the mayor dropped chuck and he died. true. he didn't die right away, he died a few months later. i don't know why they have staten island chuck. it sounds like low-quality ground beef to me. he said spring is coming.

it's there's only one groundhog, punxsutawney phil. he lives on gobbler's knob in pennsylvania. there is a place called gobbler's knob. punxsutawney phil about the weather today. >> yes, a shadow i see. [ cheers and applause ] >> tonight on nbc the lord gifted us with a new episode of "the bachelor." one of the things "the bachelor" is famous for is exotic places they visit. switzerland, thailand, new zealand. but this season, so far this season, they've been to iowa and new mexico. and no one was more excited about seeing new mexico than a young lady named megan. >> you'll be joining chris in a beautiful southwestern town of

santa fe, new mexico. >> i've never been to santa fe. i've never been but i hear it's beautiful, it's like a beach. >> i think that it's definitely a culture shock from what i'm used to. the hats that everyone wears. i don't know if they wear that. >> so excited. i've never been out of the country. >> still haven't. . guillermo, are you from the new mexico or the old mexico? >> old mexico. >> the old mexico, okay. very dramatic show tonight. one of the women, jordan, you may remember was the sloppy drunk that chris sent home a couple weeks ago. she showed up asking for a second chance this week. that's what the seahawks should do. hey, you know what? we'd like a do-over. this is the second time one of the girls has tried that this season. i don't like it. once the limo door closes on

your bcbg dress, that's it. you go home and you wait for an invitation to be on "bachelor in paradise." if they let people back on, the show will never end. the other weird thing that happened was a woman named kelsey went to chris' hotel room to tell him a story how her husband died. of course it was sad but it puts chris in a bad position. you can't now eliminate a weeping widow. you look like a jerk. so some of the other women seemed to think she told him that story just so he would keep her around another week. she did not do much to dissuade that notion. they called off the rose ceremony altogether, kelsey had a panic attack, and the episode ended like this. >> kelsey, do you remember where you are? >> i can't breathe, panic attack. >> kelsey, i want you to keep

working for me. >> i am. hold my hand. i want you to squeeze my hand. >> yeah, i'll marry her, that's the one. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the one on the floor. don't worry, they gave her an iv of chardonnay ask she's fine now. kelsey is causing a lot of commotion on twitter. people write nasty things on twitter. it's not all people, not even most people, but some of them. from time to time on this show we like to shine a light on that. we've done it again. tonight as we embark on our first-ever "mashup monday" we're pleased to bring you our second

music edition of "mean tweets." would you rather listen to josh groban, or have diarrhea ladled into your ear? hard choice, am i right? ♪ >> add triple m candy ms would like to let me know he looks like baltimore with hair. >> her fragrance smelled like [ bleep ]. >> haters, i followed him just like sam smith. >> she had a giant [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> blake shelton is an inbred hick. >> let's face it, the girls are ugly as [ bleep ] and perform like they're orgasming.

i kind of like that, though. >> hey, look. >> he looks like a homeless woman. >> i really wanted to flick her stupid smile off her face and into the bin. >> pitbull is starting to grow on me. kidding. i hope his voice box gets destroyed by a gorilla [ bleep ]. >> sounds like she has a mouth full of [ bleep ]. >> looks like he tried to suck his own [ bleep ] a few times. that's fair. >> it's like a young britney spears. pretty hot, kind of gross. >> i'd rather listen to -- an out of tune queef than her new album.

>> sings like he got his [ bleep ] stuck in his sister. ouch. >> i'd love to bathe in my own vomit and then go see five seconds of someone. i'm thrilled. >> katy perry has a voice that reminds me of balls covered in glass cylinderi insliding down throat. >> he's so [ bleep ] annoying. like jsc. i want to shove a stick up his ass so he cannot dance any more. i can do it but i still can dance. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, everybody. tonight on the show, "mashup monday" with wee-z top, eva longoria, and be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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we've been working on for quite a while, we wash up two famous bands, in this case weezer and zz top, who tonight will join forces as wee-z top from the at&t stage. "mashup monday." we'll do this every monday night this month. meal la kuhn that will be here, music from charlie xck, jeff bridges, magic johnson, and lauren cohan from "the walking dead." please join us then. last night in arizona our first guest and his teammates came back from a 10-point deficit to beat the seattle seahawks, super bowl xlix. he scored a touchdown. from the world champion new england patriots, please welcome number 87, rob gronkowski! [ cheers and applause ]

>> got to take care of the family. >> jimmy: if your bros don't eat every 45 minutes they become irritated and dangerous? >> that's true. >> jimmy: first of all, congratulations. that was some game yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] secondly, what time did you go to bed last night? >> we stayed up all night. i mean, we were dancing all night. my brothers and i just having a good time, shuffling and everything, doing our dance moves. we went to bed 4:30, 5:00. they had to travel to their hotel, they went to bed around

5:30, we're on two hours of sleep right now. >> jimmy: tonight will you go to bed early? >> i just heard our parade got moved to wednesday, so i was planning on sleeping tonight and getting to the parade tomorrow morning. since it got moved to wednesday, yeah, i'll be up all night. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you have to make the parade. >> i got no game to worry about, working hard for seven months, don't have to prepare for anything. >> jimmy: why not. what goes on after you win the super bowl? you're in the locker room, the interviews are done, the room clears, then you have a party afterwards at the team hotel. what goes on at that party? >> what goes on at that party, i mean -- there's a when the of people there. a lot of fans there, families, friends, everything. pitbull was playing, rick ross was playing. so many people. then onstage all us players. a lot of our teammates were up onstage. we were just having a blast, with family members, we were

just dancing and having a good time. there's nothing too crazy. i think there's a couple of youtube videos out. >> jimmy: there were a couple of youtube videos. you doing a lot of dancing. i've been authorized by this network to offer you a spot on "dancing with the stars." [ cheers and applause ] >> they've been trying to get me there to go on "dancing with the stars" for a while. did sbl. >> jimmy: they asked me to ask you. >> this offseason i'm healthy, maybe that might be a choice. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, everyone knows my moves, i don't want to show them off too much. >> jimmy: meet a nice foreign lady whose name is impossible to pronounce, you know? >> that's fine. >> jimmy: the gronk bus. the party bus that you guys travel around in. you bought that yourself? >> yes, i bought it. used to be a shuttle bus. there wasn't that many miles on it. my boy goon who's the driver, he's a utility man. >> jimmy: where's goon?

there he is. hey, goon. [ cheers and applause ] >> he stripped down the whole bus, every seat out, he built that thing from the bottom up. put the music system in, the seats and everything. it was unbelievable. >> jimmy: is goon a professional driver? >> he's a professional everything. >> jimmy: i'll take that as a no. >> listen to this, so we go out, a couple of ladies come up, meet my buddy, goon, they played fullback for the cincinnati bengals in 2007, practice squad for two years, called up for two years. they're like, oh, really? they all go up to him. nice to meet you. so three years later we go to the same party. guess what, some girl comes up to him. oh my gosh, you're the bengals player. he goes, what are you talking about? i go like that. oh, yes, i am. >> jimmy: he totally forgot he was a bengals player. but we use fullback, but he's

short, stocky build, 300 pounds. >> jimmy: i would believe it if you told me, why not? >> i don't know if he's got the speed, really. >> jimmy: any of your brothers, are they single guys also? >> some of them. my brother dan's married. great husband. great husband or wife, what are you? oh, he's a great husband. he's unbelievable. he's got a kid, actually. my nephew. >> jimmy: what's your nephew's name? >> jace. great name. me being an uncle, it's an unbelievable experience. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> i actually enjoy very much the whole -- holding my brother's kid. i look at him, it's a lot of fun. >> jimmy: that's a lucky kid. >> almost tried to spike him once. >> jimmy: don't spike the baby, that's a bad idea. how old before your nephew will be allowed on the bus? >> i think he's already on the

bus, wasn't he? >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> goon allows anyone on the bus. there's no alcohol, it's just all sports drinks. >> jimmy: is that right. >> there's no alcohol, no nothing. we're wild no matter what, we don't need no drink. that stuff don't influence us. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the game came down to this crazy -- it was a crazy play. i'm sure you've been asked about this a million times. the seahawks decide to throw into the end zone. they're on the 1 yard line. and just like -- shockingly, malcolm butler, who's like a guard nobody knows, really, you don't even know who this guy is, right? >> trust me, i know him well. >> jimmy: you know him well. >> i work with him in practice every time. but ask him about the outcomes when he goes versus me. >> jimmy: apparently, whatever training you gave worked out pretty well. >> no doubt. he's a great player. he works hard.

he deserves that honor. im, he made a great may. that was unbelievable. he lifted us to the super bowl. >> jimmy: he must have been so happy. [ cheers and applause ] so at the end of the game, tom brady, you guys are running out the clock, which you do, kneeling down, the seahawks, someone jumped over, there was a fight. you rarely see a super bowl end like that, where they were punching -- you threw a couple of punches. >> i don't think i did. >> jimmy: yeah, you did. in fact, we have the video. >> oh, roger, roger -- >> jimmy: you're number 87. well, they started it, in fairness. so that happened. you've not seen that yet? >> oh. oh. >> jimmy: what started that fight? >> roger that wasn't me. don't fine me. >> jimmy: what was it that -- >> i've got to buy a new party bus. >> jimmy: are you? >> we're definitely upgrading.

first one we got, about eight person, eight people it holds. >> that's too small. >> yeah, no, it worked out great, you don't need that special license or whatever you need from the government. >> jimmy: right, right, right, yes. it's like $80 or something. >> yeah. you got to go through the whole process. then -- whatever. >> jimmy: who doesn't have time for that? >> he's too busy throwing people out. >> jimmy: let me; what happened? is there something specific that set that off? or could you hear what was going on? >> no, actually. during that fight? >> jimmy: yeah. >> actually, we just went to take a knee. i swear, i just -- went in, barked the guy, get in front of him, protect tom brady. >> jimmy: yeah. >> who's tom brady? i wasn't trying to protect him or anything. he's our quarterback. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no big deal. yeah then all of a sudden they just start -- they went hard at us. then i got pushed or something.

i was like, screw it. last game of the year, i'm throwing some haymakers. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rob gronkowski. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by slim jim's steakhouse strips.

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nfl comeback player of the year also? that's got to make it a little extra sweet, doesn't it? >> i mean, it doesn't feel like i won the award because we really don't worry about individual awards, new england patriots. we worry about team awards. the team award was that we won the super bowl as a team. >> jimmy: right. >> that's what the great experience was. >> jimmy: right. [ cheers and applause ] but that comeback mare award is a little bit different than all the other awards because it's not just measuring individual achievement, it's showing how far you came back. >> yeah, no doubt. i feel like i never even left. >> jimmy: all right. you didn't leave, i guess. >> i mean, i was going to come back strong no matter what. >> jimmy: on the cover of "espn magazine." >> that was when i was sexy. >> jimmy: a cute photo of you just before you ate that kitten. right? and i think you got maybe the ultimate compliment. i don't know that it gets any better than this.

a woman wrote, i assume it's a woman, lacy wrote a work of erotic fan fiction called "a gronking to remember." this is not a joke. this is not something we conc t concocted. this actually exists. have you seen this book? >> i read a quote from media with it. she wanted me to spike a football between her butt cheeks. [ laughter ] i mean, i would have a pleasure spiking a football between butt cheeks. >> i'm looking at your mother as you say this. she seems very red in the face. and the best part of it, by the way -- >> she likes that action. >> jimmy: if you look at the cover it says, book 1 in the rob gronkowski erotica series, so there are more books to come. i was wondering if you would be so kind as to read a passage from this book for us. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: do we have something -- would you be so kind? >> i don't really feel comfortable reading a book about myself but i'll do it just for you. >> jimmy: thank you very much, rob. take a step over, we've prepared a whole setup for you. [ cheers and applause ] maybe from the hardcover. >> i mean, i haven't read a book since ninth grade when they made me. you don't raise your hand but they call on you, "a mocking to remember" or whatever. "a mockingbird to remember." >> jimmy: university of arizona, folks, by the way. hold on, hold on to that. all right. >> did you do something there? >> jimmy: yeah, i did. all right, here we go. this should be beautiful. ♪ >> i imagine myself in football

equipment. it's late at night in the locker room. everyone's gone. just chilling on a sports drink. the lights are low at 4:00 a.m., looking sweet in my gear. a pretty pink uniform, pantless, my bare ass on the cold wooden bench. i am lost in thought. man, i bet you he has the biggest piece i ever seen. actually, it doesn't even say that i just made that up. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] on the other side of the locker room, someone is taking a shower. i walk towards the noise. at the end of the row of lockers i turn a corner and there he is. it's a giant of a man. a warrior. his muscles ripple in a splash

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>> back with a really exciting episode, your host with the most, nemo, aka nemo holmes, animal behaviorist. as you see right here we have a big -- what is that, a pigeon? oh, what is that, a goat? he got two birds and he's trying to get out, he ain't got nowhere to hide, son. ain't that true. what is them, hawks? go, cuz, they chasing you, cuz. oh, no, he can't get away. that guy got some moves. jump, jump. get up, slip. don't let that bird scratch your itch. [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, snoop. we'll be right back with eva longoria. [ cheers and applause ]

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next guest to join us during her downtime between super bowl and groundhog day parties. she is part of a new, three part pbs special called "a path appears." please say hello to eva longoria. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i was worried that the gronkowski family was going to capture you like king kong with faye wray. >> i was nervous having to sit here next to him, he was huge. >> jimmy: he's a big money. the whole family, everyone's big. how are you? >> i'm good, i'm great? and did you do anything for the super bowl? what is your deal? >> we had a super bowl gathering at my house. >> jimmy: nice. did you watch it seriously? >> no, i could care less. yeah, yeah. i didn't want him here when i said that. but no, my team's the cowboys. >> jimmy: i see.

i see, okay. >> once they got out, i don't care what's going on. but apparently i even got excited about it at the end when the interception happened. then i have a super bowl injury from my party. >> jimmy: you got a party injury? >> i have a super bowl injury. >> jimmy: what happened? >> i fell down. i jumped up, no! i went boom! i fell on my friend. look at that? oh, yeah. it's just band-aids. oh my god! >> i got a really deep cut. i fell on my friend. >> jimmy: no stitches? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: okay, all right. i'm glad you played through your pain and came here tonight. >> i know, i did. i cooked but we're all on this health kick right now. >> jimmy: oh. >> my super bowl party was like -- gluten free. >> jimmy: oh, no. that's not a super bowl party. >> vegetables. squash. >> jimmy: half those people ordered pizza on the way home, right? >> no, we're all on a diet from

new year's. >> jimmy: squash? at the super bowl? >> we barbecued. we had meat stuff. >> jimmy: that's okay. >> the sides were no carbs. >> jimmy: no, yeah. we went crazy, it was ridiculous. mac and cheese, hamburgers. chicken chili and chicken wings. >> okay. >> jimmy: and a lot of other things. >> yeah. no, we didn't do that. you would have had fun at my party. >> jimmy: yeah. >> your friends would be like, i hate her. >> jimmy: yeah, that's not the kind of party for my friends. you know, i'm from las vegas so i don't root for either team in particular. no offense to the gronk -- oh, they're gone. >> yeah. >> jimmy: tell me about this documentary series. >> oh, yeah. well, it's amazing. "a path appears," three-part series on pbs. and it's a documentary about women and their struggles throughout the world.

so each episode highlights different -- women all over the world struggling in different ways. >> you went to colombia? >> my episode is colombia. every episode is different, has different stories in it. it's a great way to humanize issues that need a face, for us to care about. i went to colombia. >> jimmy: you talked to people there? >> yeah, my particular episode is about teen pregnancy there is an epidemic. it's really rampant there. so looking at the poverty and all of these societal problems contributing to these kids, 11, 12-year-olds having babies. >> jimmy: really, that's not even teen pregnancy yet, wow. >> yeah, they're not even teens. so it was really heartbreaking to see. but there's a great organization there that we followed and they're doing a 360 approach to try to help these women in need around the country. >> jimmy: is it more or less dangerous to be in colombia, cartagena, with a camera crew?

>> it's definitely -- you're creating attention. we were in some slums on certain streets where some of the local drug cartels were not happy that we were there, so we would have to move streets. definitely not safe. >> jimmy: speaking of not safe, what's happening here? >> that was also in colombia. that's the crazy monkey, yeah. >> jimmy: you -- is this like a monkey -- were you attacked by a monkey? >> that is a natural monkey that lived in this restaurant. >> jimmy: a natural monkey that lives in a restaurant? >> yeah, in the habitat. it wasn't like a photo op. >> jimmy: get the health department there, huh? >> people are like, don't take pictures of the photo op monkeys. i'm like, no, this one ran up to us. >> jimmy: luckily one of your friends decided to snap a picture. >> so cute. oh my god. >> jimmy: it bit you? >> it bit me. didn't break my skin. it was a beautiful little monkey. got my hat off, glasses off, he

was smoking a cigarette. >> jimmy: if a monkey jumped on me and touched me in any way i would head right to the airport. it would be a little puff of smoke behind me as i left, back to the united states, never traveled again. >> no, he was a nice monkey. >> jimmy: he was a nice monkey. you had a talk with him? >> i had a talk with him. supposedly he lives at this place. he drinks -- at the restaurant, drinks everything's drinks after they leave. >> jimmy: he's a drunk monkey? >> a drunk monkey. yeah. there's empties on the table, passed out. that's what they told me, i don't know. but i was like, no! >> jimmy: at that point you have to like order him a pina colada or something. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i think -- you said you were living with a whole bunch of your girlfriends? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: have you kicked them out of the house yet? >> no. half of them have left the nest. they've left, flown the coop. i'm empty nesting now. >> jimmy: i see. oh, well -- >> two of my girlfriends moved

out because they're living their lives. >> jimmy: i see. >> i wish everybody lived with me. i come from a big family, i love people in my home. >> jimmy: guillermo and i will move in with you. >> guillermo, come on over. >> guillermo: sure, any time. >> that's right, no. >> jimmy: it's like having a drunk monkey, having guillermo around, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> come on over. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: watch the documentary "a path appears," monday on pbs, and it streams on pbs.org too. eva longoria, everybody! we'll be back with wee-z top. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

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kicking off our monday mash up series performing the classic "sharp dressed man" wee-z top. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ clean shirt new shoes and i don't know where i am goin' to ♪ ♪ silk suit black tie black tie i don't need a reason why ♪ ♪ they come runnin' just as fast as they can 'cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man ♪

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this this is in "nightline." tonight, new details emerging about whitney houston's 21-year-old daughter bobbi kristina, now fighting for her life after being found unresponsive in a bathtub at home by her husband. as the anniversary of her mother's death is days away, the houston family is hoping for a miracle tonight. talk about hot shot. >> i get that a lot. >> women across the country arming themselves and comparing themselves to katniss. why is this one getting death threats for posting pictures? football's first family. the secret formula to winning. >> caught, touchdown! but first, the "nightline