>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- channing tatum. from the houston texans, j.j. watt. and music from zz top. with cleto and the cletones. and now, in all honesty, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody.

welcome. i'm jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for coming out. that's enough already. i tell you what. it is a cold night in the united states of america tonight. not here, of course. here i wore shorts to work today. i did for real. shorts and a tube top. my look. my usual look. the mayors and governors and police chiefs of various areas are warning residents of the northeast about what could turn how the to be a historic storm. the weather channel is calling it winter storm juno as in do you know this is going to be a nightmare? blizzard warnings are issued from jersey shore up to maine. new york is expect to get up to three feet of snow. and i can't even imagine how small the footballs will be deflated in new england. [ cheers and applause ] hey, you know, a bad time to travel. more than 4,000 flights were canceled before the storm even started. they say if you're trying to get

home to or from the east coast this week, you should find a new family. start over again with new people to love. fortunately, we had a new episode of "the bachelor" tonight to keep us warm. [ cheers and applause ] oh, yes. this is crazy. tonight "the bachelor," two of the women announced that they're virgins. that's excellent planning. the only thin worse than going on "the bachelor" to find love is going on "the bachelor" to lose your virginity. after tonight, 11 lucky ladies remain. four were sent home. one of the women who had to go home was ashley s. ashley s. was known as this season's crazy one. and here's part of the reason why. >> look at the moon. it's so weird to me. and we're here. that's weird to me. >> hm. when i'm in iowa and the sun's going down --

[ talking quietly ] >> i want to know everything about you. i don't know, this sounds crazy. [ whispering ] >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] yes, ashley s. it will resonate within my mind until the end of the show when i send you home. i think sending her home was a mistake. they need nutty ones to keep it interesting. they should have a special crazy lady guest house where everyone -- could be a show of its own, by the way. this might be my favorite bachelor moment of the season so far. the point of the show is the guy dates like 25 women at once. that's the show. tonight one of the favorites, a young lady named brit, confronted chris the bachelor

because she didn't seem to like what was going on between him and another gal, kaitlyn. pay attention to how he responds to her concern, this is a great lesson for men. >> i heard that it was after, she was like taking her clothes off and how other girls do that and there was a lot of talk about sex. i just want to know why those actions and behaviors have been validated. >> i guess -- i see two sides. kaitlyn has a lot of facets. >> hm. >> and i don't -- those aren't -- i see the kaitlyn that is -- you know what i mean. i just see, if you like her or dislike her, i don't see, i don't look at kaitlyn being, not rewarding inappropriate behavior by giving roses to people and --

>> i'm sorry to put you on the spot. i mean -- sorry. >> jimmy: i want to go through that response. i think it was profound. so profound, in fact, i thought it might be good to use a chalkboard to break it down. where that is chalkboard? here it is, all right. this is what chris said. and guillermo, you can back me on this. what he said was, i guess, uh, i see two sides, like uh, kaitlyn has a lot of different facets that are not and i don't -- those aren't -- i see the -- the kaitlyn that's just, uh, you know what i mean. i mean obviously -- i mean, if you like her or dislike her, i don't see -- i don't look at kaitlyn like being some really -- i mean, i'm not rewarding inappropriate gave

yore, you know, by giving roses to people or -- and i view is that maybe -- um. so there you go. [ cheers and applause ] and i'm going to say something. i agree with him. he is not rewarding inappropriate behavior by giving roses to people or and i view is that a maybe. that answer was so dumb, he gave it a rose at the end of the show. last night in miami, the 63rd annual miss universe pageant. the winner this year was miss colombia and the loser was women everywhere. miss colombia, paulina vega is from barrancia. is that the same place sofia vergara is from? >> yes. >> jimmy: thank you very much. miss usa was the first runner up. this is interesting. the first miss universe pageant took place in 1952. back then women were not allowed to compete. it was a bunch of men wearing swimsuits and evening gowns. did you know that? >> no, i didn't.

>> jimmy: this is kind of sad. sky mall is going out of business. the company that produces sky mall -- you know the catalogue on the airplanes, filed for bankruptcy. they were forced to file for bankruptcy when it was declared they have never sold an item. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so they're going to stop. wait a minute. if sky mall goes down, where are the sky team supposed to hang out after sky school? this will have a dramatic effect, mostly on passengers who need a place to put their gum when they're on the plane. but sky mall was, it was the premier shopping destination for people who just drank four tiny bottles of jim beam. this is very sad news. from now on, where will we buy our fire-burning hot tubs? where will we get our night glow toilet seats? goodbye, carry-on luggage scooter. ♪ farewell, wine glass holder necklace.

we'll see you around, nfl shoe wine holder. and of course, plush referee turkey hat with beard hat to match. so long, sky rest travel pillow. we'll see you later, armadillo beverage holder. and i have to say, life size big foot garden yeti statue, i will miss you most of all. you know what they say when god closes a sky mall, he opens a brookstone. [ cheers and applause ] funny, i love the sky mall catalogue. i know every item in a sky mall catalog but i've never bought anything from them, which had me wondering. we sent a camera out on hollywood boulevard to see how long would it take to find anyone who has actually purchased something from sky mall. >> have you ever bought anything from sky mall? >> no. >> have you ever bought anything

from sky mall? >> yes. no. >> you've never bought anything from sky mall? >> no. >> excuse me, have you ever bought anything from sky mall? >> i don't know. >> have you? >> no. >> you? anyone? no. four noes. have you ever bought anything from sky mall? >> no. i didn't. >> have you ever bought anything from sky mall? can i have a pretzel? thanks. have you ever purchased anything on sky mall? have you? >> absolutely not. >> have you ever bought anything from sky mall? >> absolutely. no, i haven't. >> have you ever bought anything from sky mall? >> i don't know what it is. i'm from london. >> have you ever bought anything from sky mall? >> no. >> have you ever bought anything from sky mall? >> no. >> have you ever bought anything from sky mall? >> no. >> have you guys bought anything from sky mall? >> no. >> no. >> you guys ever bought anything from sky mall? >> we have not.

>> no. lots of looking. we like it though. we're going to miss it. >> we hear it's going bankrupt, right? >> if you guys had bought something, things could have been different. >> we haven't for years. we flew on -- >> little things, yeah. >> congratulations. >> thank you very much. >> we got something, we have four dachsunds and we got some little necklaces for them. that were kind of unusual. >> like collars? >> yeah, little collars. right. ♪ >> jimmy: collars. four more talking about doxzons. deflategate which sounds like something you'd i would from sky mall is still going strong. meanwhile the new england patriots coach held another press conference on saturday emphatically denying any wrongdoing. he said the patriots have followed every rule to the letter and he blame the underinflated footballs on the weather and on rubbing them hard before the game. he did.

nobody believes him, of course. i have a theory as to what might have happened. maybe those footballs took a long look at tom brady and became deflated knowing they would never be anywhere near as good looking as he is. did anyone ever think of that? jay glazer of fox sports is reporting the nfl has identified a "person of interest." a patriots locker room attendant who supposedly took ball from the there official locker room and instead of taking them right to the field, brought them to bill cosby's house. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i love that we're using the term person of interest. like this was a terrorist attack. this is about air in some balls. someone went -- that's what this is about. it's really ridiculous how much attention the story is getting. you know, the murder trial for former patriots tight end aaron hernandez starts on thursday. he's like, hey, what do i got to

do to get some attention around here? meanwhile, dennis rodman said he does not believe north korea was behind the hack of sony. and i'll say that his judgment has been dead on in the past. maybe we should -- he said kim jong-un treated him like one of the family, which is not necessarily a good thing if you ask his uncle. he said he thought it was wrong to make the movie "the interview." he doesn't think a movie about killing kim jong-un is funny. this is a man who knows a bit about action comedy. lest you forget, he was one of the stars of the 1997 definitely not gay porn movie "double team." [ cheers and applause ] we have a very strong show tonight. literally. channing tatum is here tonight. and from the houston texans, a great football player, j.j. watt is here. and we have music from zz top. zz top will be here tonight. [ cheers and applause ]

j.j.? j.j., you're a little bit early. what's up? >> we're out of coffee back there. have you guys got any out here? >> jimmy: no, we don't have any coffee out here. i can send somebody next door. >> no, i can go get it. do you want anything? >> jimmy: well, actually we don't have a lot of time. so i could send somebody. >> yeah, no, i'm pretty fast. i'll go get it. >> jimmy: okay, all right, yeah, i'd love one. medium whole milk latte half caff with two splendas, okay? >> got it. >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's nice. that doesn't happen very often where guests are -- will actually -- go next door -- tackle me elmo right there. >> i need a whole milk half caff latte with two splendas, please.

>> jimmy: hey, he got my order. >> it's jimmy kimmel, go! let's go! >> with cream? >> come on. let's go. >> thanks, appreciate it. >> jimmy: i think i lost some of the whipped cream. okay. oh my goodness. guillermo, will you just clear the way there? i don't want anybody to get hurt when he come bursting back in. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] >> hang on, hang on. >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that. where's yours? >> dang! >> jimmy: you forgot your own. all right. that's j.j. watt. he's going to be here a little bit later on. [ cheers and applause ] there's nothing in the cup. tonight on the show, music from zz top, j.j. watt is here, we'll be right back with channing tatum! [ cheers and applause ]

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here. [ cheers and applause ] their album is called "la futura," zz top from the at&t outdoor stage. it doesn't get any better than that. zz top goes on tour starting at foxwoods resort in connecticut starting march 7th. and then they'll be marching into your home. tomorrow night kevin costner will be here, oscar nominee eddie redmayne will join us. he won the sag award last night. and we'll hear music from jamie cullum. and later this week, david beckham, kerry washington, elle macpherson, dave salmoni and his wild animals, plus music from vance joy and ne-yo. so please join us for all those guests. our first guest is a talented actor who is easy on the eyes, ears, nose and even throat. his new science-fiction adventure movie is called "jupiter ascending." ♪

"jupiter ascending" opens in theaters february 6th. please welcome channing tatum. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how is it going? >> good. how are you? >> jimmy: good. how's life? >> amazing but crazy. >> jimmy: isn't it? you really are handsome. there's no getting around it. you are very busy right now. right? >> yes, very busy. >> jimmy: you just finished a movie with the coen brothers which is fantastic. as an actor, that is about as good as it gets. >> literally the top. >> jimmy: you were just cast in "gambit."

one of the marvel characters. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and perhaps craziest of all, you other shooting a movie with quentin tarantino. >> quentin. [ cheers and applause ] it is extraordinarily insane every single day. he is one of the smartest people i've ever met. but i don't know if you've ever -- i think you've had him on here a few times. >> jimmy: i would agree with whatever you just said and whatever you're about to say, i agree with. >> i go to his house and you immediately realize how much you don't know about quentin. you're just like, oh, god, i'm stupid, i shouldn't talk, just let him talk. then you realize he's pretty much done your whole job for you. >> jimmy: in what way? >> he starts telling you about your character, where he grew up, how he was born, which end he came out of. do you want to play this character? i feel like you might want to play this character. >> jimmy: every once in a while he does do that. he has everything thought out. the whole back story. do you quiz him on things? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you think he is making it up? he actually thought about it? >> you will run into something that he won't -- like what color was my suit when i died?

in another life? and he'll be like, i'm going to take some time to think about that and come back to you. and he does. he comes back with like a five-page report. it's incredible. >> jimmy: this is the hateful eight. are you one of the eight, the hateful eight? you can't say? didn't we read the whole script online already? wasn't it already leaked? >> pretty sure. yeah. >> jimmy: and you finished the sequel to "magic mike." [ cheers and applause ] >> it is -- i don't say this about very many things but it is bigger and better than the first one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you said that about "21 jump street" and it turned out to be true. >> turned out all right. >> jimmy: you say bigger and better. magic mike xxl. are you fat in this one? wouldn't that be a wonderful twist. >> that will be three. palm springs, playing in a casino. >> jimmy: how old is your daughter? >> 1 1/2.

>> jimmy: my daughter is only half. she's 6 months old. pooped on me two times yesterday. once in the morning and then again in the afternoon. >> does she have a face? >> jimmy: yeah. a face, ears, the whole thing. >> does she have a poop face? >> jimmy: oh, oh, yes, she does. >> that's my favorite thing about babies. they have these different poop faces. >> jimmy: what is yours like? >> she does this -- and i can't ever help but think that it reminds me of marlon brando and "the godfather" when he died. with the orange. every time. you're not supposed to react. you're not supposed to be like, this is a good thing or a bad thing. >> jimmy: you're not? >> no. you don't want to distract them. yay! nothing like that. they're like, what? what's going on? you have to be neutral. >> jimmy: i didn't know this by the way. really. >> you have to be like -- she's probably telling her friends. >> jimmy: my dad has the

weirdest face he makes when i poop. >> there's really nothing there. by the way, my dad could not be more complimentary of all of us, my brother, sister, and me, when we moved our bowels. so i don't think he got that memo. >> he's like, yeah, good job! my daughter does a little, almost animalistic. like a little -- grrrr -- >> she growls. >> jimmy: yeah. there's a growl along with it. we were driving yesterday. my wife said there is another human being [ bleep ] in our car right now. >> other than your daughter. >> jimmy: and it's weird when you think about it. i heard, i don't know if this is true. is it one of these things our producer said that you had an imaginary friend growing up. is that true? >> i did. >> jimmy: what age? >> i don't know, actually. i can't remember how old i was until -- boy was his name. >> jimmy: boy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you were not like the quentin tarantino of conjuring up imaginary friends.

>> that's what he said his name was so i went with it. he just told me his name and it was boy, and i didn't question him on it. >> jimmy: and you would talk to boy? >> yeah. he liked peanut butter sandwiches with cheetos inside. >> jimmy: did you also coincidentally like that? >> maybe. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yep. >> jimmy: then would you tell your mom, boy wants a sandwich. >> he wants it. i don't really want it, i just want it for him. >> jimmy: when was the last time you had a conversation with boy? >> not long ago -- no, i'm just kidding. no, i haven't in a long time. i should, though. >> jimmy: i have a surprise for you. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: channing? bring him out. your childhood imaginary best friend boy is here. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i dropped him! what's up, man? this is crazy, huh? >> jimmy: must be something. how long has it been? >> like from the pool deck back

in the day. how you been? >> jimmy: boy has really hit hard times. >> this is jimmy. i know, look over there. >> jimmy: how are you, why. guillermo, will you run and grab him a sandwich? >> guillermo: yeah, sure. peanut butter is good? >> jimmy: still like the peanut butter and cheetos? >> he's cutting back on carbs so no cheetos. >> jimmy: if you're just tuning in, we have not gone insane. there is an imaginary boy. we have gone insane. we'll take a break. you guys can catch up. we'll be right back. channing tatum is here! we'll be right back. channing tatum is here! [ cheers and applause ] would you be willing to give up sharing your moments? sacrifice streaming all night long? is it okay to drop a connection, when you need it most? if you're not on the largest, most reliable network, what are you giving up?

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with channing tatum, j.j. watt and zz top. you're doing something interesting at the oscars this year. what is team oscar? >> it is a contest that the academy held. basically it was put out that anyone that wanted to make a one-minute video on the best piece of advice they've been given had the opportunity to basically be chosen to come on and bring out the statues at the academy awards on stage. craig o'neal, producers of the oscars, they really wanted everyone that was on that stage to want to be there because they love movies and they want to make movies for the rest of their lives. >> jimmy: these are all young filmmakers, aspiring filmmakers.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. still to come, zz top. our nest guest is the

most feared defensive end in all the nfl. he was in his third pro bowl yesterday. now he's here with us. from the houston texans, please welcome j.j. watt. [ cheers and applause ] how is it going? >> you have me on after channing. that's not fair. >> jimmy: it's not fair to me. never mind -- don't worry about channing, you're doing all right for yourself. i can't even imagine playing football against you. just looking across the field and there you are, i would probably cry. i really, i think i would. >> it's not like that. >> it's not as tough as you think. you can handle it. those people in the coffee room are much harder. >> jimmy: at the pro bowl yesterday you were the mvp of the pro bowl. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a game that is not taken particularly seriously. it's certainly an honor to be named to the pro bowl. did you take the game seriously? >> well, the defensive mvp gets a truck.

so yes, i took it very seriously. >> jimmy: you wanted the truck. >> i wanted the truck. >> jimmy: really. you have like a $100 million contract. you still wanted the truck, huh? >> yeah. i'd like to keep the 100 if i could. >> jimmy: are you thrifty with your money? >> i try to be. i grew up in a small town in wisconsin. [ cheering ] that's the whole population right there. good to see you guys. a middle class family, my dad was a firefighter. my mom worked up from the secretary to the vice president of the company. and i've tried to be smart with my money. when i got that contract, my buddy was there and he was the only one in my house. i was like, hey, man, i just signed this contract. he was like, no way. yeah, it's $100 million. he goes what are you going to do? i said, i don't know what i'm going to do. he goes, google it. do what? you have to buy something, man. google it. so i was like, all right. so we went to google. and what do rich people buy?

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do rich people buy? >> he clicked on the first link. that was oprah rich. that was the wrong -- that was private islands and yachts. no, no, let's go to the next one. it was private jets and everything. so i didn't buy anything. so here i sit. >> jimmy: that's all right. that's good. you have plenty of time to spend that money. and i think that it's probably a fairly rare thing that a player, a professional athlete, is that careful with his money. yes? >> i would like to think so. >> jimmy: you know what i would do, i would buy jewelry. that's my thing. >> as much as you can. as much as you can. >> jimmy: i'd buy like a $750,000 chain with jesus' head at the end. which i think that's what jesus would want us too do with that kind of money. >> that's it. >> jimmy: you had an unbelievable season. i'll read your stats tackles, 78 tackles, 20 1/2 sacks, five fumble recoveries,

five touchdowns, one interception, all in one game. first player ever to record 20 sacks in the season two times. first defensive player to score five touchdowns in the season since 1971. first player to score multiple touchdowns on offense and defense since 1956. [ cheers and applause ] are you aware of this sort of thing? while you're receiving these goals? do you even know that they're records? >> i think it's one of those things that as the season goes on, people let you know about those types of things. to hear the records that have been set since the 1950s and earlier, i think it's one of those things that when i'm done with my career and sitting on a porch in wisconsin, drinking a beer, i'll think about it. for right now there's so much left that i would like to accomplish that i really don't think -- >> like what? who cares? you've got $100 million. you got a truck. what do you need? the last time you played seattle seahawks were in the super bowl and this happened. yeah, right? see? he earned his money. what happened there?

>> i was chasing russell. chasing russell, trying to tackle him. and chased him out of bounds, knocked him out of bounds. my helmet popped up into my face. knocked my nose a little bit bloody and i got a few text messages from my mother after the game. >> jimmy: i bet. >> so i had my mother not happy. i had my high school buddies stoked because i looked like some sort of savage. and then i had my brother, i had my brothers texting me after the game, you know, you could have just wiped it off and not left it there the rest of the game. so they thought i was playing it up for the cameras. >> jimmy: were you? >> no. no, no. they actually -- i felt terrible. they showed on tv -- the trainer tried to take a cloth, wipe me up. it hurt my bones. he put on it there and i swatted him away. that didn't go over well with trainers around the country. >> jimmy: is that right? >> no. i got mean tweets from that. >> jimmy: from trainers, huh. >> i apologize. a.j., i'm sorry, again. >> jimmy: i'm sure he understands.

your brothers play. at wisconsin now. are they as big as you are? >> they are, they're pretty big. pretty big. my youngest one is about 6'5", 250. my other one is about 6'3", about 240. >> jimmy: did you each have your own refrigerator at home? >> yeah. the grocery bills were long. the target receipts? that's what our grocery receipts were. >> jimmy: yeah. [ applause ] oh, boy. your mother really had her hands full, i guess. >> yeah, we had -- we're so grateful. my mom, she was unbelievable. between her and my dad, we would have a hot breakfast every morning. we'd go to school. we'd come home and have two dinners every single night. like a 4:30 dinner and then swing it back around for a 6:30 dinner and then a snack. before bedtime. usually go through a gallon of milk a day between us. >> jimmy: really! like paul bunyan or something. >> yeah. it didn't really help my corn ted wisconsin stereotype whatsoever. >> jimmy: and yet as big as you are, you're a very nimble type.

this is a video that went viral on youtube. and it's really unbelievable. how many inches -- sorry. [ cheers and applause ] all right. just watch this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you and your brothers must have destroyed all the furniture in the house. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was wondering if you could do that with a suit on. can you do that with a suit on? >> i don't have shoes. >> jimmy: what size shoe dozen you wear? >> about a 16. >> jimmy: these might fit. let's open this -- you put those on. and guillermo, i'm going to need you to help me.

i think maybe guillermo, you get on my back. we'll have a little pyramid. and then you can jump over us, or on -- >> let's give it a shot. >> jimmy: all right, let's do it. i don't know if this is a sturdy device. >> if my pants rip, it's your bill. >> jimmy: okay, i'll take care -- don't worry. i'll take care of your pants. guillermo, why are you hiding your head? look up. >> no laughing if i miss. >> jimmy: all right. [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: j.j. watt, everybody! we'll be right back with zz top! [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank channing tatum, j.j. watt and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album, it's called "la futura." here with the song "i've got to get paid," zz top! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 25 lighters on my dressa, yessa ♪

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