>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- vin diesel. and music from van halen on hollywood boulevard. with cleto and the cletones. and now, fair warping, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: hi, everybody, i'm eligiblemy. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i don't know how you managed to get here. we've shut down hollywood boulevard for van halen tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i found it hard to believe. this is their first-ever television performance with their original lead singer david lee roth. [ cheers and applause ] their relationship is complicated but it doesn't matter. i was thinking about van halen over the weekend, listening to "jump." my favorite part is when he says, go ahead, jump. might as well jump. yeah you might as well. not like you had other things to do.

van halen's been around for a long time. you know that teacher they're so hot for? she just went through menopause. the street outside is packed with thousands of fans. i heard there were 6,000 people out there. very excited. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo's out there. the fans are there. where is guillermo? oh, that's him. >> guillermo: hi, jimmy! >> jimmy: hey, guillermo, how are you doing? >> guillermo: doing great, jimmy! >> jimmy: have you met some nice people out there? >> what happened? >> jimmy: did you know that there's a lady with a bone through her nose behind you? >> guillermo: yeah, yeah, very scary! >>. >> jimmy: ask her what her name is. >> stephanie. >> jimmy: ask her where she's from. >> guillermo: where are you from?

>> jimmy: the microphone has to go to your mouth first. >> guillermo: where are you from? >> los angeles. >> jimmy: los angeles. >> whoo! >> jimmy: have you seen van halen in concert before? >> many, many, many, many times. >> >> jimmy: vehicle hear me. how long have you had that javelin through your nose? >> 12 years. >> jimmy: 12 years. you haven't had a cold in all that time, huh? >> just wipe around the edges. >> jimmy: all right, that's terrifying. who else is out there, guillermo? >> guillermo: what's your name? >> bobby eden. >> jimmy: who's the guy with you? >> this guy? >> yeah, i'm with her. very lucky. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> we're from holland, actually. >> jimmy: holland? >> just like the van halen brothers. >> jimmy: why, are you here visiting or came for the show? >> we live here. >> jimmy: oh, you live here. you came all the way here and moved here in advance.

>> absolutely, we knew six years ago this was going to happen. we're so happy and fighted to be here. >> jimmy: they say the dutch do have psychic abilities. if you're jumping tonight you might as well. >> i might as well. i'll probably jump. >> jimmy: very good. all right. guillermo, are you going to come back in, stay out there? >> guillermo: i think i'm going to stay here. >> jimmy: you're going to stay here, yeah. >> guillermo: it's a lot of fun here. >> jimmy: you fit right in. guillermo, that is your own shirt or did wardrobe give that to you? >> guillermo: they gave to it me. >> jimmy: they gave to it you, very good. later on van halen will be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: also tonight, from the new movie "furious 7," vin diesel is here. [ cheers and applause ] i think it might be -- i think it might be the best one of the bunch. "furious 7" is the true story of a man who falls deeply in love

with the tailpipe of a dodge charger. by the way this could be bad news for the "fast and or furious" series. google issing when and testing a driverless car. last week google was awarded a patent for external air bags and bumpers, air bags and bumpers on the outside of the car that would be used to protect pedestrians. this is a picture of the car. i don't know what it's protecting the pedestrians from, seems like you'd be in more danger if you got hit by a shopping cart. the material they're planning to use for the bumpers will have a similar consistency to memory foam. you know the stuff they make the beds and pillows out of. so in the future, getting run over is going to be a lot more comfortable. i watched -- i don't know if any of you, did i watched a lot of college basketball this weekend. there were some great games. i will say this, none of those games, not a moment from those games compared to this moment from the golden chihuahua all-star game in chihuahua

mexico. it's a real thing. is chihuahua a town in mexico? >> chihuahua. >> jimmy: it's an area? who the hell knows. remember a couple of years ago during nba all-star weekend when blake griffin dunked over a car? well, this was the golden chihuahua version of that. >> jimmy: he didn't even really come close. those damn driverless cars! earlier tonight on comedy central was the roast of justin bieber. kevin hart was the roast master. his fellow roasters included snoop dogg, shaquille o'neal, martha stewart roasted, jeffrey ross, who will be on our show tomorrow night, was there as he usually is. if you have not seen the roast yet, and those of you here in our audience, i hate to spoil the ending, but justin ends up moving back to canada. [ cheers and applause ]

i want to make you aware if you aren't already, wednesday is april fools' day. a lot of people forget. and they're left with their guard down. and i enjoy a good prank. and we have a fun idea for you to participate. this is one of our infamous youtube challenges. we do it most every year. this is from our youtube challenge last year. this is a classic prank weave our viewers pulled on her mother. i used to do this to my mother when i was a kid. put a rememberer band or twist tie around the spray over the kitchen sink. when she turns the water on -- well, it goes something like this. >> the sink is being weird when you turn it on. >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. natalia, why would you do that? son of a bitch. i'm getting ready to go somewhere. >> jimmy: i hope natalia gets her again this year. this april fools' day, your mission should you choose to

accept it is to tell your spouse or your dad or your mom or anyone in your house who doesn't trust you, say april fools, just as they're taking the first sip of their morning coffee. okay? get your camera, start recording. make sure they see you. wave to them to take a sip. just as they do, say april fools and keep rolling. ideally they'll think you did something to the coffee and flip out. upload the video to youtube with the title hey jimmy kimmel i did nothing to the coffee. we'll put our favorites on the show wednesday night. hey jimmy kimmel i did nothing to the coffee. you don't have to wait for april fools, do it form morning if you want to. it's the best kind of prank. it involves using your imagination. which our parents always said was important. hey, this is fun. this happened in portland, oregon, where a local flasher has been apprehended after a series of disturbing public appearances. >> dep tizz have been looking for him for months.

the man they say has been touching himself in front of complete strangers. police released this sketch of the suspect deputies believe they now have him in custody. his name is michael dick. >> jimmy: he was born to do it, i guess. i see why it took months to catch him. it doesn't -- hard to believe but this story gets better. >> the gentleman behind hiséú truck masturbating, naked, not even in his socks. he was enjoying himself. >> deputies say he did it again twice this week in the tickle creek area. >> jimmy: that's where you do it, right? michael dick in tickle creek. wasn't wearing any socks. let's go back to van halen. van halen became a band in 1972, not too far from here in pasadena. l.a. is their hometown. and so there's a lot of excitement that goes way back, all the hard-core van halen fans are in our neighborhood today.

and we thought this would be a good area for tonight's pedestrian question. we went out onto hollywood boulevard. we asked people, do you have a van halen tattoo? so we're going to see a val hail len fan introduce him or herself, and together based solely on their introduction we will try to guess whether or not they have a van halen tattoo on their body. you got it? it's very simple. here we go. >> i'm mark. i'm from corona but grew up in pasadena. >> do you have a van halen tattoo? >> okay, do we think mark has a van halen tattoo? this are some very angry noes but most say yes. let's find out. >> i do have a van halen tattoo. >> will you show to it me? >> of course i will. that's the old school. without the circle, just the wings. >> jimmy: there's a circle somewhere else on his body. who else is out there? >> robert from l.a. >> robert, do you have a van halen tattoo?

>> does robert -- 90% of the audience says no. okay. >> yes, i do. hell, yeah. here it is. got it when i was 13. my mom was totally cool with it. >> jimmy: sounds like a great mom. thank you, robert. next? >> my name's savannah gossett from san bernardino, california. >> do you have a van halen tattoo? >> jimmy: i think we have more yeses but it's split. let's see. >> yes, i do. >> will you show it to me? >> it's on my foot. >> jimmy: let's meet another van halen fan. >> william howell, i live here in los angeles. humongous van halen fan. >> do you have any van halen tattoos? >> jimmy: does william have a van halen tattoo? one animated gentleman saying no.

most people say yes. let's find out. >> no tattoos but a lot of records, albums, cassettes, every form of media van halen has put something out on, i own. >> jimmy: that's the nerdiest guy with dread locks. all right. who else do we have out there? >> arturo from ventura, california. >> do you have a van halen tattoo? >> jimmy: does he team the tattoo type? most of the audience says yes. >> yes, ma'am, i do. yes, ma'am. here it is right here. >> when did you get that? >> when i was 16 years old. >> what did mom think? >> they shot i was nuts, man. thought i was nuts. hey, when you're a fan, you're a fan. got to do what you've got to do. >> jimmy: true. you've got to do what you've got to do. get a tattoo. >> kevin from lakewood, california. >> do you have a van halen

tattoo? >> jimmy: does kevin? okay, let's see. >> of course i do. >> will you show us? >> yes. i even named my son after them. >> what's your son's name? >> ha left. n. >> jimmy: i hope halen one day drives a van. who else? >> kenyan from lancaster, california. >> do you have a van halen tattoo? >> jimmy: does kenny have a van halen tattoo? most of the audience says no. >> i do. >> will you show us? >> yes. it's not done. but -- [ bleep ]. >> you ripped your pants for us. >> doesn't really matter. >> making a responsible decision. >> van halen, i love you. >> jimmy: he loves them so much he's now wearing jorts. i believe we have one more. >> tyrell from detroit,

michigan. >> do you have any van halen tattoos? >> jimmy: what about bob? most everyone says yes. let's see what bob has to say. >> i do. >> will you show sinus. >> yeah. ready? got to drop my drawers. >> oh my god. are you single? >> i am. how about you? >> bummer. >> bye! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you to all the van halen fans. thanks to you for playing. we have van halen on hollywood boulevard and we'll be right back with vin diesel so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

hey, can i help you? yeah, we're interested in the iphone. we promised one to beth for her birthday. you know mobile share value plans now include rollover data, so the data you don't use this month rolls over to the next month. wow, even better. so what are you gonna do with your old phone? i'm giving it to my sister emily. she gets all my old hand-me-downs. oh i'm into bedazzling too. and you admit that? yeah...i...i used to be into bedazzling. i'll go get your phone. get the iphone 6 with rollover data to share. only from at&t. the redesigned ford mustang? ♪

♪ ♪ sometimes when we touch. ♪ it makes every thing more exciting. ♪ even this song. ♪ ifyou may be muddlingble withrough allergies.nger... try zyrtec® for powerful allergy relief. and zyrtec® is different than claritin. because it starts working faster on the first day you take it. zyrtec®. muddle no more™.

♪ hp instant ink can save you up to 50% on ink delivered to your door.

so print all you want and never run out. plans start at $2.99 a month. ♪ the most affordable way to print. hp instant ink.

[ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: all those people outside on hollywood boulevard waiting for our big event tonight. playing together on television for the first time since ever, this is their new album, it's called "tokyo dome: live in concert." it comes out tomorrow. van halen from the chevy stage. do you remember these things? i don't know if you remember these. remember these? [ cheers and applause ] i bet there are kids watching like, what the hell is that? i'll have one of my assistants put this back together. we've had a lot of great artists and bands out on the boulevard. but we've never had more ticket requests than we did for this show tonight. if you aren't here now, you can see van halen live on tour all summer starting july 5th in seattle, washington. tomorrow night, kurt russell will be here. jeff ross will join us to talk about the justin bieber roast.

dwayne johnson, jason statham, rihanna will be here and we'll have music from brian wilson and death cab for cutie. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is an internationally beloved movie star who has the body of hercules and a smooth head like a boiled egg. he is behind the wheel once again in "furious 7." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome vin diesel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> yeah, everything's really, really good. >> jimmy: i see you're working out still, which is nice. >> well, when i get a second.

when i get a second. >> jimmy: are you a van halen fan? ♪ girl you really got me now ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a yes, huh? do you remember, what was the first concert you ever went to? >> that's a good question. the first concert i ever went to was the apollo theater on 125th. i was 16 years old. and i went to see l.l. cool j and run dmc. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yeah. i don't know how i paid for it. i don't think i paid for it. >> jimmy: you danced, you were a professional dancer with the beastie boys, is that true? >> i danced for the beastie boys. [ cheers and applause ] well, they lived in my neighborhood. and i was break dancing on the street. and we -- i wanted to get into a club called dancateria. i was 16. they said, come on, you're going to be our dancer.

i'm in free every night after that. >> jimmy: because you were such a good dancer. >> because i was so good. >> jimmy: how about that. >> that's what happens. >> jimmy: you've come a long way from have to sneak into the dancateria. you are getting, this is an honor reserved for only the biggest of the biggest movie stars, your hands and feet imprinted in cement at the chinese theater across the street. >> yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, i think you should put -- if i was you i'd put my headprint in there too. >> yeah! >> jimmy: i don't think that's ever been done. >> i know, my nose, my schnozz. >> jimmy: does it at all concern you this is happening on wednesday, which happens to be april fools day? >> yes. it's crossed my mind. >> jimmy: because not even -- potentially they could use some kind of quick-drying cement. >> hello! >> jimmy: keep you there the rest of your life. >> i'll miss the premiere. it definitely crossed my mind,

why april 1st? >> jimmy: who is coming? did you invite your whole family? >> i did. my mother, father, twin brother. >> really, your twin brother. twin diesel? >> twin diesel officially. he wanted to come over. he just flew in from new york. he lives in brooklyn. >> jimmy: nice. >> oh! >> jimmy: have you thought about shoes? because those shoes will be ruined. >> yes, i heard. >> jimmy: never use those again. >> i heard. i've never seen it before. so it's just all new to me. >> jimmy: i've seen it. i'd go barefoot. melissa mccarthy went barefoot, i thought it was brilliant. otherwise they're not your footprints, they're someone's shoe prints. think about that. >> i may do that. >> jimmy: head, shoes, feet, the whole thing. >> schnozz. >> jimmy: bill you have a party afterwards? >> we have the premiere that day. >> jimmy: will your mom cry when you get your hands and feet -- >> probably not. >> jimmy: she's not that type?

soft like that? >> she's tough. >> jimmy: will your baby -- you have a new baby girl, congratulations. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: will they come and see -- >> i was going to ask your opinion. >> jimmy: i think you should. >> 2 1/2-week-old baby should come to the ceremony? >> jimmy: no, maybe not, because of the germs. >> that's what i'm thinking. >> jimmy: the photographs. you should bring your other kids. you do want to have the photographs. >> what do i do? >> jimmy: i think you keep the baby at home, between the cement and the measles, probably best to keep her home. >> baby pauline's going to miss out on this. >> jimmy: your kids, you're going to teach them to drive, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. >> yes, i am. i already started teaching my son when he was 3. >> jimmy: i thought the movie was really great. you know, i look at these movies -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: with a bit of skeptici skepticism. they're big action movies.

but it's just really, really great all the way through. i will say one thing, though. you destroy how many cars in this movie? >> oh my god. for "fast and furious 6" we destroyed 205. i think we destroyed close to 250. >> jimmy: i remember being 16 years old, any time i'd satisfy car go over a cliff in the movie i would be heart broken. i was driving my mom's station wagon. couldn't they just -- >> oh, i know. we have the best guy this guy dennis mccarthy. a lot of the them are kids. and so -- >> jimmy: i see. >> it's not really destroying brand-new -- you know. >> jimmy: they build a frame over -- >> a frame over a go cart. >> jimmy: that makes me feel a lot better. >> you don't have to lose sleep. >> jimmy: you just got from china beijing specifically. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is the forbidden city. why is it forbidden? >> why is it forbidden. >> that's a good question.

it must not have been that forbidden. >> jimmy: it couldn't have been. do you get mobbed in china? >> when i first got there, i was hiding in plain sight for the first 15 minutes. and then -- >> jimmy: and then they saw you. >> it happened. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i just walked around saying, whoa hi shu! >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> i'm shy. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> it worked. >> jimmy: can you yell i'm shy at people? >> wo hi shu! it worked. >> jimmy: probably think you're crazy. this photograph fascinates me. this happened, what, two weeks ago? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are talking to mark zuckerberg. what are you guys talking about there? are you really talking? or is it one of those we're pretending to be talking? >> we were pretending. he's actually a really, really cool guy. and -- yeah we had a really cool conversation. >> jimmy: you did. he wanted to talk to you about

things? or did you want to talk to him about things? >> it's a little this, a little that, know what i mean? >> jimmy: what did you ask him about? >> well, i said i wanted to take some of the spam off my page. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and we did. we like -- we cleaned up the page and streamlined it. >> jimmy: you treated him like an i.t. guy. >> basically. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> and he said, you know -- and he was saying -- i guess i anticipated. he said, i want another xxx. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> so i was thinking about it. hm. another xxx. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: will you make another one? >> i think i'd make another one. >> jimmy: that seems like a fair enough tradeoff. you've got so many fran be cheeses. "furious 7." it's two trilogies and now it's trilogy -- like the james bond

type, harry potter type -- >> it's kind of crazy. we're really lucky. >> jimmy: when we come back we're going to see a clip from "furious 7." it opens in theaters on friday. vin diesel is here. be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by chevrolet. watch this wednesday to see how chevrolet makes april 1st the best day ever.

what do you look for in an antiperspirant? it just has to work. dry is everything. have you tried new dove advanced care? advanced care? 48 hours. wow. just give it a try. it feels nice. oh my gosh. okay. this is very, very smooth. i'm not messin' around it's soft. i did not know that antiperspirant could actually make my skin feel good. your antiperspirant should give you more than just protection. new dove advanced care. for softer, smoother underarms. at with a great sandwich onrts the new "simple 6 menu." with six of our best six-inch subs, like the tender turkey breast, plus any bag of chips and a 21-ounce drink, for just $6 every day. i've been claritin clear for ten incdays.le! when your allergy symptoms start, doctors recommend taking one claritin every day of your allergy season for continuous relief. with powerful 24-hour, non-drowsy claritin live claritin clear. every day.

motor trend's 2015olf car of the year. so was the 100% electric e-golf. and the 45 highway mpg tdi clean diesel. and last but not least, the high performance gti. looks like we're gonna need a bigger podium. the volkswagen golf family. motor trend's 2015 "cars" of the year.

♪ it's our song... ♪ yeah, there you go... ♪ wait! oh, no! there are thousands of ways into the complex health care system. and unitedhealthcare has ways to make the system simpler. like virtual doctor visits. what happened here? i came in too hot. ♪

it's the purple pill, the #1 prescribed acid blocking brand, available without a prescription for frequent heartburn. get complete protection. nexium level protection™

you know what this is? >> hypersport. $3.4 million. 0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. there's seven in the world and this guy keeps it in a vault. >> nothing sadder than locking a beast in a cage. >> and i'm really not liking this. >> okay. let's get to work. >> you got this, right? >> cool! >> jimmy: that is vin diesel. [ cheers and applause ] "furious 7." it opens on friday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that part you lifted -- >> hey, you know. >> jimmy: a wonderfully preposterous stunt. >> yeah, yeah. it turns into a great stunt. i remember that day. i was trying to -- she lift it up like this? like this? and i said, paul, is this okay? he said, yeah, the engine's in

the back. >> jimmy: he thought of it practically. >> he thought of it practically. >> jimmy: in the movie in a way, when you watch it, you feel sad because you see paul through the whole thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you can't help but think about, you know, his untimely demise. and i know you guys were good friends. guillermo and paul walk wear good friends. >> paul loved guillermo. >> jimmy: he's very good in the movie. the whole movie is a lot of fun all the way through. can you describe some of the things you did with the cars? i don't know what i can say, what you want me to -- >> we drop cars out of planes. >> jimmy: yes, you do. >> and parachuting. >> jimmy: all the cars are dropping out of the plane and there are what, like seven? >> all its glory. they really did drop the cars. we did a practical pass -- >> jimmy: what, for real? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was unnecessary. >> that was maybe a little unnecessary. we wanted realism. >> jimmy: not only that, you dropped all these cars i was

thinking, maybe some car pooling would have been a good idea. >> ha ha! double up. hang out. but the sequence is so, so crazy. >> jimmy: it is crazy. the parachutes and the cars, the whole thing. >> the way they shot it, we had guys jumping out that were parachuting. and so they were filming the cars they were going down. but the cars going from building to building in abu dhabi is amazing. >> jimmy: kurt russell is a nice addition to the group. >> i'll tell you something about kurt russell. he was -- you know i always think of these films, multiple pictures, in advance. i think of them as trilogies. so kurt russell came in for this movie but he was really -- we really hired him because of a story that follows this. that takes place in new york. >> jimmy: i see, okay, all right. >> so it's just like -- just some cool stuff that not everybody knows. >> jimmy: and the woman from -- i don't know her name. >> natalie emmanuel. >> jimmy: from "game of thrones."

>> yes. >> jimmy: she's the right-hand woman. >> she's unbelievable. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, she's -- >> we have a lot of good faces. ronda rousey. >> jimmy: that's right, ronda rousey comes in. >> she really does -- then we also have tony jarr. who's this incredible martial artist. >> jimmy: when he showed up in the movie i thought, there are a lot of bald men in this movie. >> yeah. an unbelievable number of bald men. >> jimmy: if i was you i'd want to be the only guy. who do we have? the rock, you -- >> a sea of bald heads. yeah, we were thinking of calling this "the bronx baldies." >> jimmy: the movie came out great, congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: are you going to stick around for van halen? >> yes, unless i have to get back home to my 2 1/2-week-old little girl. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can i give you some advice?

you can stay and watch van halen. >> i'll let her deal with it. >> jimmy: vin diesel, everybody! "furious 7" in theaters on friday. be right back with van halen! [ cheers and applause ] be right back with van halen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ any college students. we're looking for the fighters. the focused. and formidable. ones whose extracurriculars are working and parenting and working some more. with gpas that include grit. perseverance. ambition. the strongest people in america. with full-time jobs, full-on commutes, full hearts, who want professors who'll know them by name, see who they can be, believe in what they can do. students who've already found themselves.

who're going to college to find a better job. make a better life. the kind who want more than a degree on graduation day... they want a career. if you're this kind of student, you're our kind of different. devry university. different. on purpose. padvil pm gives you the healingu at nsleep you need, it. helping you fall asleep and stay asleep so your body can heal as you rest. advil pm. for a healing night's sleep. dove men+care body wash has hydrating micromoisture for healthier stronger skin. no matter what you put it through. care makes a man stronger.

let it go, you broke up with him remember? no no no no no heather... you look great! not as great as her. can we talk about this somewhere else? no. where did you get it? get what? her gorgeous dress, you clearly have spent a fortune on her. actually i bought the dress. with what your allowance? no! it's from old navy. all dresses and skirts are on sale starting at $15. and the bride's wearing white because she's a lady. it's true! and girls' dresses start at just $10.

did you just say $10? yes! but you have to hurry! i like her, she makes you look fat! i'm going to old navy! ♪ ♪ (under loud music) this is t♪ ♪lace. their beard salve is made from ♪ ♪ sustainable tea tree oil and kale... you, my friend, recognize when a trend has reached critical mass. yes, when others focus on one thing, you see what's coming next. you see opportunity. that's what a type e does. and so it begins. with e*trade's investing insights center, you can spot trends before they become trendy. e*trade. opportunity is everywhere. on a hotel room. however, it won't help you if you lock yourself out of your hotel room in your underpants. thanks captain obvious. no need to thank me, since i haven't helped you in the slightest. your baby is getting more than clean. your touch stimulates her senses and nurtures her mind.

and the johnson's® scent, lather and bubbles help enhance the experience. so why just clean your baby when you can give her so much more™?

[ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: tonight's concert is brought to you by chevrolet. find new roads. to find new roads, you build the chevrolet malibu, ranked highest in initial quality and long-term dependability by jd power. chevrolet, the most awarded car company over the last year. right now, get this chevy malibu with zero percent apr financing for 72 months plus $500 dollars purchase bonus cash.

find new roads at your local chevy dealer. gorgthis looks interesting!vice. special k hot cereal. made with superfoods. special k? i can definitely taste the quinoa. i can't believe that's less than 200 calories. a nourishing breakfast of multi-grains and quinoa. special k hot cereal. and why is he not sweating? he must be a secret agent. new axe dry spray.

goes on dry and keeps you dry with no visible residue. the first ever dry spray antiperspirant from axe. ugh...you're the valet? yea, sorta the valet. both drive for a living, both like to save money on car insurance, and we both know you may not get this car back in the same condition. watch your toes. wo! ya boy... get it! sorta you isn't you. with drivesense from esurance, you can earn a personalized discount based on how you drive, not how someone sorta like you drives. you'll even get a discount just for signing up. esurance. backed by allstate. click or call. you're qualified for this job? stop punching me. i'm not punching you. please! no, no, not the fish. don't touch me. don't throw me out! next here he is, here he is, huh?

did you get it? you can't breathe through your nose, suddenly, you're a mouth breather. a mouth breather! well, put on a breathe right strip and shut your mouth. cold medicines open your nose over time, but add a breathe right strip and pow, it opens your nose up to 38% more. so you can breathe and do the one thing you want to do, sleep. add breathe right to your cold medicine shut your mouth and sleep right. breathe right. and look for the calming scent of new breathe right lavender, in the sleep aisle. so i'm working from home. i get on a video conference. with my boss, and my boss's boss.

but i forgot to attach the presentation it sends in a flash, good thing i have fios. i don't and it was taking forever. we don't miss a beat. i'm yelling at the kids to get off wi-fi. get off the movies! get off the video games! i think i got a promotion. i think i need a new job. are you guys hiring? why settle when you can have fiber optics with a two year price guaranteed. fios. the fastest, most reliable internet.

>> dicky: tonight's concert is brought to you by chevrolet. find new roads. >> jimmy: we are here in hollywood. it's been a long road to get here but here we are. this is their new album, "tokyo dome: live in concert" it comes out tomorrow. you can see them on tour all summer long. together here in hollywood for the first time, van halen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ jump back

what's that sound here she comes full blast and top down ♪ ♪ hot shoe burnin' down the avenue model citizen zero discipline ♪ ♪ don't you know she's coming home with me you'll lose her in the turn i'll get her panama ♪ ♪ panama panama panama ain't nothin' like it ♪ ♪ her shiny machine got the feel for the wheel bass guitar keeping it clean ♪ hot shoe ♪ ♪ burnin' down the avenue got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom don't you know she's ♪ ♪ coming home with me you'll lose her in the turn i'll get her

panama ♪ ♪ panama panama panama oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ oh it's hot tonight ♪ start of the show with a little just stop and we're on our way to panama ♪

♪ it's kimmel time ♪ she's blinding i'm flying right behind the rear-view mirror now ♪ ♪ got the feeling power steering pistons popping ain't no stopping now ♪ ♪ panama panama panama panama ♪ ♪ i can see it from here ♪ panama panama panama ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh panama ♪ thank you very much! [ cheers and applause ]

around here, we're all about fast. that's why xfinity is perfect for me. with millions of wifi hotspots all over the place including one right here at the shop now we can stream all things fast and furious. you've done it again, carlos! with the fastest in-home wifi and millions of hotspots, xfinity is perfect for people who love fast. don't miss furious 7, in theaters april 3rd.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to vin diesel, matt damon, we ran out of time for him, we don't care about him. next their album "tokyo dome: live in concert." here's with the classic "running

with the devil," van halen! ♪ ♪ ♪ i live my life like there's no tomorrow and all i've got i had to steal ♪ ♪ least i don't need to beg or borrow yes i'm living at a pace that kills ♪ ♪ ooh yeah runnin' with the devil

yes i am yes i am runnin' with the devil ♪ ♪ i found the simple life ain't so simple when i jumped out on that road ♪ ♪ i got no love no love you'd call real ain't got nobody waiting at home ♪ runnin' with the devil sing it out runnin' with the devil ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ you know i i found the simple life weren't so simple, no when i jumped out on that road ♪ ♪ got no love no love you'd call real got nobody waiting at home ♪ ♪ ahh, yeah runnin' with the devil oh god i'm runnin runnin' with the devil ♪

♪ runnin' with the devil runnin' with the devil ♪ runnin' with the devil runnin' with the devil ♪ ♪

♪ have you seen her pretty fooled me with her style and ease ♪ ♪ and i feel her from across the room it's love in the third degree ♪ ♪ whoa hey baby baby turn your head my way ♪ ♪ oh baby baby come on take a chance you're old enough to ♪ ♪ dance the night away ♪ dance dance dance the night away ♪ ♪ a live wire barely a beginner but just watch that lady go ♪ ♪ she's on fire cause dancing gets her higher than anything else she knows ♪

♪ oh baby baby turn your head way ♪ ♪ oh baby baby ♪ take a chance and dance the night away ♪ ♪ dance dance dance the night away ♪ ♪ whoa yeah ♪

♪ >> you can't see from where you are but i've got a hottie here who's been dancing all night long. do we got time for this? we got time, right? hey, hot stuff, you want to dance? put her up here, bring her up here, get up here, get up here. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

this is "nightline." >> tonight, parents get some of the worst news of their life. >> we were terrified. >> but there is hope in they act before their baby is born. only a few hospitals in the country can pull off surgery in the womb. tonight, one family braves a risky procedure that could give their unborn daughter the chance for a healthy future. plus, family feud. fresh pain for robin williams' loved ones. with a new legal battle over his estate. the late comedian's children facing off against his third wife over his trust. why his widow is asking for his tuxedo and more. and do the ghosts of your exes live on in your phone? if breakup by text can happen to