>> announcer: from austin, texas -- it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- julia louis-dreyfus, director robert rodriguez, gary clark jr. and music from spoon. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you guys? everybody all right? very exciting. thank you very much. welcome to the beautiful long center. we are on the road tonight. thank you. that's very nice. goodnight, everybody. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: thank you. i really appreciate that. that's very nice, and oh, i'm going to say, how about this. gary clark jr. is here with us. [ cheers and applause ]

thank you for joining us. thanks to all of you. we really appreciate, thank you for lining up to get in here. and happy st. patrick's day, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] finally, an excuse for people here in austin to drink. today is st. patrick's day. and tomorrow is throw up in the little trash bin in your hotel room day. we have a cherished st. patrick's day tradition on our show, no matter where we are. i don't know how many years in a row we've observed this one. but the video you're about to see dates back to 2006. it happened about 600 miles way from here in mobile, alabama, where a whole community spun into an all-out frenzy thanks to a real-life leprechaun that was spotted in a tree. >> curiosity leads to large crowds in mobile. many of you brought binoculars, camcorders, camera phones to take pictures. >> looks like a leprechaun to me.

who else think it's a leprechaun? say yay! >> yay! >> jimmy: it's the best local news segment ever produced. it really is. believe it or not, it gets better from there. >> eyewitnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night. if you shine the light in its direction it suddenly disappears. this amateur sketch resembles what many of you say the leprechaun looks like. >> jimmy: please, folks, please be on the lookout for an acorn with a hat on and no mouth. i would pay a lot of money for that original artwork. a lot of people seem to believe they saw a leprechaun, which is crazy. but this woman offered another possibility that sounds a lot more plausible to me. >> others find it hard to believe and have come up with their own theorys and explanations for the image. >> it's a crackhead! and they're up in a tree to play a leprechaun. >> jimmy: i think that's probably what it was.

the exciting news is nine years later we were somehow able to track the leprechaun down. everyone was very excited. where is he? is he here with us tonight? there he is, the leprechaun from mobile, alabama. [cheers and applause] oh, and speaking of leprechauns, where is our little pal guillermo? guillermo, where are you? oh, there he is. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. that's guillermo, everybody. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: guillermo's had a tough day. you've been taking a lot of pedi cabs this week, haven't you? >> yeah.

>> jimmy: taking a pedi cab for those who don't know, in austin, it's a nice alternative for getting anywhere in a timely fashion. i personally don't like taking pedi cabs. i feel too guilty because they're up there sweating, i'm in the back checking instagram. by the way, has anybody thought about mani pedi cabs? somebody paints your nails during the ride? i'd like to get some funding for that. how are you feeling today, guillermo? >> right now, better, jimmy. in the morning was rough. >> jimmy: in the morning is bad. we had a big party with entertainment we can lie last night. brad paisley played at it. we had a few drinks. i went home at midnight, even though you had a call time at 6:00 this morning. you stayed out. guillermo was up all night. you shot a movie with robert rodriguez. >> yes, yes, jimmy, yes. >> jimmy: we're going to show you later. >> yeah, everything's great. he's a great guy. >> jimmy: what did you eat today? >> actually, i didn't eat anything today.

>> jimmy: really. >> i feel really bad. i feel like if i eat i'm going to -- >> jimmy: really? >> i'm going to throw up. >> jimmy: since i've been here, i've already eaten the entire cast of the movie "babe." i had breakfast tacos from taco deli. [ cheers and applause ] franklin barbecue sent food over. [ cheers and applause ] breakfast tacos are an austin staple. they're different from the breakfast burritos we have in l.a. they say the first breakfast taco appeared in austin in the early '80s. no one knows for sure who invented it. all we know is they were definitely stoned when they did. the recipe is you take a flour tortilla and turn your fridge on its side and dump everything into it. there is food everywhere. there is so many food trucks. nobody seems to know. i've been asking how this food truck thing started. my idea was it was an ice cream man who couldn't take that song any more. traffic is so bad at south by southwest that the trucks

gave up, pulled over to the side of the road, and started serving fried chicken. south by southwest is the reason we're here in austin this week. it's a music, film, and interactive festival. [ cheers and applause ] every single person who's going to buy an apple watch is in town visiting right now. if the aliens landed this week, they'd think south by southwest is a place where people with lanyards come to reproduce. it's also, by the way, a great place to get tote bags. i've been here four days. i have so many tote bags that i will forget to take with me to the grocery store i don't know what to do with them. i need a tote bag to tote my tote bags in. between the beers and the lanyards and tote bags, it's a miracle any of you are hooking up on tinder, it really is. today is the day when all of the conferences -- music,

interactive, and film -- overlap here at south by. it's like when they make everyone go to the auditorium in high school. they call it convergence day. which sounds like something a doomsday cult is waiting for. any moment now arnold schwarzenegger is expected to pop out of the time portal to try to prevent convergence day from happening. today was the first day of the music portion of the festival. all over town tonight you can see rock, country, jazz, rap, blues, and if all those are sold out, you can see world music. there are so many great bands here to see through the iphone of the person recording in front of you. there are more than 2200 music acts in over 100 venues. and there are a lot of new artists. it's just about impossible to know all of them. but that doesn't necessarily stop people from claiming they do. last year at south by southwest we went out on the street to ask people about fake bands. these are bands that are not playing this festival or any festival because they do not

exist. but will music fans here pretend to know music from a bunch of bands we made up? yes, they will in this special south by southwest 2015 edition of "lie witness news." >> welcome to south by southwest. >> thank you. >> are you excited about all the great music here? >> i'm so excited. >> some amazing bands. do you like mary-kate and nasty? >> i do love mary kate and nasty. i really, really do. >> what do you like about their sound? >> i like female singers generally. i like the punky, poppy sound. >> what do you think about deejay underwire? do you like his music? >> he's mixing it up with turn tablism, scratching, it's something lost on some of the newer age deejays. i think it's great how he's bringing that back in. >> what do you think about with khalifa's little brother,

cheese whiz khalifa? >> a good sound, i really like it. one of my friends is really into him. he's showed me a lot more than i've been exposed to. >> what do you love about eddie and the man purse? >> well, man purse is the band, and eddie is the lead singer, so you pretty much get to see the whole man purse. like you get to see the whole band. >> can you describe their sound? >> it's like an mmmm. >> what do you think of deejay gluten? do you like his sound? a lot of people say he's hard to tolerate. >> i like it. i could get it on my phone, actually. i like some of it. >> what's your favorite deejay gluten song? >> i'm sorry, i'm bad with names and everything. >> it's all good. >> i'm good with the actual song titles. >> like saccharine? >> that's probably what it is. >> what about deejay cialis. do you like his vibe? >> he's got the beat, he rolls it, he's got the high hat. and you're like, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> do you think deejay cialis gets the crowd up? >> yeah. yeah. yeah. he gets the people going. >> like rock hard? >> everyone's jamming, dude. >> is deejay cialis is a little dangerous if he lasts more than four hours? >> dangerous? really? >> how about vlad and the putins? the russian punk band. >> i have heard of them. i haven't listened to a lot of their music. >> do you love when it he takes his shirt off in his performances? >> i haven't seen that. >> oh yeah. >> i feel like i would. >> did you see the performance where he rode in on a horse. >> oh, my god, i did. >> how exciting was that? >> i totally saw that. that was really exciting. obviously. >> what do you think about straight out of silver lake ashley and the kale chips? >> awesome. they have a different sound, not like everything that's mainstream. >> have you seen ashley and the kale chips live? >> only once.

>> was it crazy? >> it was insane. >> did you catch any? >> little bit. i think the hair catches some. >> from france, deejay chanel. >> yes, i saw him in france when i was in lyon. >> i didn't know he was touring in lyon. >> i think i saw or heard some of his songs in lyon. >> do you like his song just married? >> i do. i don't know where i saw it. i couldn't tell you where i saw it. i was in lyon, i think it was there. >> were you excited to hear deejay jimmy and the kimmels this year? >> definitely not -- you said jimmy and the kimmels? not jimmy kimmel, but like -- >> yeah, just like "lie witness news." >> why not? why not? >> do you like the band jimmy kimmel just made me lie for like 15 minutes? >> yes. >> what do you think about the band so much marijuana. >> so much marijuana? i like marijuana. i like a lot of large.

so so much marijuana is a good name for a band, and also we need to pass this law in texas, 2015 legalize marijuana in all 52 states, period! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well done. we have a lot of fun here tonight. we have music tonight from spoon. gary clark jr. is here with the cletones. director robert rodriguez is here. we are live from the long center in austin, texas. we'll be right back julia louis-dreyfus. so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ whoo-hoo ♪ whoo-hoo

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tonight, a noted director who makes his home in austin and he has his own tv network too, called the el rey network, robert rodriguez is here. [cheers and applause] then later, more local flavor. from right here in austin, this is their album called "they want my soul," spoon from the at&t stage. [cheers and applause] we will be here all week. our guests include the dallas cowboys, quarterback tony romo, dale watson, james bay, willie nelson, the weeknd, norman reedus, melissa mcbride and steven yuen from "the walking dead." hannibal buress, bill murray and kanye west will walk among us. right here on the show. [cheers and applause] you know, we did something to our audience last night. a little freak and a souvenir we call a guillermo flatto. we ask people to take these home and post pictures of guillermo flatto around austin.

it's like flat stanley. a lot of people did. this guy posted him in front of the cannon, which is a good spot. this is a good one, i brought guillermo home to hang out with oprah. here's one, not my room key, but here he is. guillermo in austin. here's one that i really like. this is a leprechaun. here we go. you sure can you handle another one of these so soon? you're literally tipsy, here, guillermo in austin. here's another on the same theme. there's guillermo as i expect he will eventually perish with his head in a giant shot of tequila. you know that guy at darwin's pub. that is guillermo's doppelganger. guy took a picture of his wife in the shower with guillermo. and this is very sweet. this is how these women went to bed, with vision of guillermos dancing in their head.

if you want a guillermo flatto of your own you can download him at jimmykimmellive.com. and we're going to give some to our audience here. to take home. that's right, you get a flatto. and you get a flatto, you all get a flatto. our first guest, her very funny show "veep" returns. five-time award winning actor and please welcome julia louis-dreyf louis-dreyfus! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hello! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i am so great.

i am never leaving this space. this is unbelievable. >> jimmy: have you had fun so far? >> i've had -- on your show? >> jimmy: well, i mean in austin. >> yeah, i've had fun in austin. yes. it's been crazy. there's a bridge here. i think a lot of you guys know about this, but maybe the people watching it, there's some bridge that has a million bats under it. >> jimmy: congress bridge, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> and people line up to see the bats leave at sunset. >> jimmy: yes. >> and you know where the bats go? >> jimmy: no. >> they go to a mall in san antonio. i swear to you, i'm not making that up. >> jimmy: is that true? >> apparently, yeah. apparently the mall smells really bad, because they all go poop there. >> jimmy: wow, what a commercial for the mall. >> yeah. that's where i got this dress. >> jimmy: what have you here? >> well, it's st. paddy's day, isn't it? >> jimmy: it is indeed. >> so i thought we should have a toast. >> jimmy: why not?

[ cheers and applause ] i'm part irish. is that real stuff? >> yes. >> jimmy: wouldn't that be funny if it never opened? >> oh, jeez. >> jimmy: what is it? >> it's whiskey. >> jimmy: i hope it's irish whiskey. >> i'm sure it is. >> jimmy: all right. wow. >> all right. we have to make a toast. >> jimmy: do you have -- >> i have a great irish toast. >> jimmy: okay, very good, i would be happy to do a toast with you. >> let me see. i'm going to find good one. this is a good one. all right, ready? you've got to look at me. may your trousers ride high and your bonnet fit tight. >> jimmy: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> you just drank it, the whole thing? >> jimmy: yeah, weren't we supposed to. >> i'm sipping it. >> jimmy: it's a shot glass. >> i can't drink all that at once. >> jimmy: now i'm embarrassed, now it's like i have a problem. well, let me -- pour me -- >> yeah. [cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: may all your charms be lucky and your shamrocks be shaped. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> wait, i got one. oh, yeah, here's a good one. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: this is not responsible drinking. >> this is not good. are you ready? this is a good one. may all your liams be neeson and your seans be connery. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you may have to carry me out of here by the way. let's do one -- >> oh, come on. >> jimmy: may your sorrows be

short and forgotten, and may your last name be long and pretentious. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] ah! by the way, i just want to point out, this is real whiskey. >> yes. >> jimmy: if anyone wants to come verify this, i'd be more than happy to -- [cheers and applause] guillermo, grab somebody and have them come up. just to visit. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, this is -- now it looks like we've set this up, which we didn't, by the way. >> hello. >> jimmy: are you of age? how old are you? >> 31. >> jimmy: can i see some i.d.? all right, you don't have a microphone on. can you pass that to her and let her taste that or smell it or whatever she wants to do to verify this is real.

whiskey that we are drinking. >> it's real. >> jimmy: okay, very good. >> cheers! >> jimmy: and may your -- oh, yeah, yeah. >> he'll drink from the bottle. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, man! >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you. guillermo, take this woman back to your hotel. we have to take a break, but when we come back i -- >> you're slurring your words. >> jimmy: i know. am i already? >> a little. >> jimmy: am i really? it's st. patrick's day. >> we have to take a break. >> jimmy: when we come back, i'm going to punch somebody in the face. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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so let me see this photo space that you were working on. that's not good. you're flaring your nostrils. >> it feels natural. >> you watch me. see if you can mimic this, okay? more like this. like -- you see that? that's right, honey, no. no. that was good. that looked happy, even if you're not happy. that's the trick.

you got to make sure she has height here, a lot of volume, because her skull is low. kind of indented. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: by the way, i love the show "veep" as you know, and i watched the first two episodes, and it's hilarious, your character is the president now. >> yes. >> jimmy: i'm drunk, by the way, fyi. >> you can hear it. you're slurring your words, but you're a charming drunk. >> jimmy: thank you. i'm trying to pretend that i'm not but i guess that is the key to -- never mind. >> you fight against it. >> jimmy: i watched the show sober and i laved a lot, okay? how about that. >> that's so good, jimmy. >> jimmy: you -- i should pour us another drink. [cheers and applause] your character is now not the veep any more. she's the president. >> she is the president right now. >> jimmy: which i'm sure everybody's asked you if you are going to change the name of the show.

no, not going to change the name. for a variety of reasons. and you'll have to tune in to season four to discover that. one thing we will change that is short hair look. that short hair look is going bye-bye. >> jimmy: you're going to lose that? >> i look like dustin hoffman in "kramer versus kramer." you know. and he's a lovely man, but my point is that he's a man. >> jimmy: exactly. >> but the first couple episodes i have that wig and the third episode we have a transitional wiggy and then we go back to our regular wiggy who we refer to as wiggy the bitch. we have multiple. >> jimmy: you have formed a relationship of some kind with another pretend vice president, joe biden. >> yes. actually, joe biden -- yes. >> jimmy: i mean a real vice president. >> he's the real vice president. that's right. >> jimmy: i don't know why those people make those jokes about him but it seems to always get a laugh.

>> and he recently, he tweeted to me, i'm glad you brought this up, because he tweeted to me this thing, he's doing this gimme five campaign that has to do with get moving, which is michelle obama's get in shape and get moving campaign, and he was sort of challenging me to do five sort of exercise things, and i haven't had a chance to get to it. >> jimmy: why is he bothering you with this stuff? >> that's another issue altogether. but he did tweet it at me. i've been at south by southwest and i haven't had a chance. i was hoping we could multi-task and that you and i could do something to tweet back to him. >> jimmy: i would be happy to. >> and also i was hoping that you could do most of the physical work and i could be a witness. >> jimmy: now seems like a really bad time for that, but i would be happy to do this. >> you're compliant, i can see. >> jimmy: i know, really, you could get me to do anything right now. >> that's exactly right. >> jimmy: or any other time to be honest with you. but you want to do like a physical exercise? >> i think so like --

>> jimmy: what about squats? >> squats are good, but you're just going to stand here and squat? no, we have to make it harder. >> jimmy: you could get on my back like a piggyback kind of thing. >> jimmy kimmel's officially loaded! yes, yes. that's what we have to do. >> jimmy: we have to videotape this thing. >> guillermo, can you -- we have to get it on my camera. >> jimmy: although it is on television so i guess he can watch -- >> no we have to get on it my camera. here, oh, wait. [cheers and applause] okay, guillermo -- >> jimmy: that is not part of the vice president's campaign. >> no, that is not. >> guillermo: all right, ready? >> no, no. you have to stand over here. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> i'm going to take my shoes off. >> jimmy: yes, take your shoes off. we've almost finished the bottle. >> i know, it's messed up. okay. >> jimmy: all right. so you climb up here. let me help you climb up. >> on your desk?

>> jimmy: you can if you want. >> can you hold me? >> jimmy: yeah, i can hold you. >> i'm going on the desk. >> jimmy: all right, be careful. [cheers and applause] >> okay. are you all right? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm great. >> i'm very heavy. >> jimmy: i bet. >> you got it? five, go. one. >> jimmy: one. >> oh -- two. three. four. five -- oh! whoo! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: julia louis-dreyfus! "veep" returns to the air april 12th at 10:30 on hbo. we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] ♪ >> dicky: get more music from tonight's artists at itunes.com/spoon.

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our next guest is the austin filmmaker, now he has his own tv channel too. it's called el rey network. please welcome robert ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> i didn't know you were irish. tequila, right? >> jimmy: i don't know. it's not. >> salud. >> jimmy: salud to you too. >> welcome to austin. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: why am i the only one

finishing these? [ bleep ]. is south by southwest fun for you as an austin local? >> it's a blast. everyone comes in, and it's very active, the most active time. i opened a museum here. i had to do interviews with directors like george miller yesterday. everyone has a rock band. i had to play with my band yesterday. then i go home and cook pizzas for all my friends who come in from out of town. >> jimmy: do you have an oven? >> you're into that too. >> jimmy: i am. i love doing that myself. >> adrien brody ate about three. even francis ford coppolcoppola. and the president once. >> jimmy: you made them for president obama too. who were you more nervous to make them for? >> coppola. you want to get that nod. i said, i make a pretty good italian meal. he said, "i'll be the judge of that."

jalapenos -- >> jimmy: jalapenos. i'm against that. >> try it, trite it. >> jimmy: you were the first director to give george clooney a leading role in a film. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah? how did that happen? "from dusk to dawn." >> i had to scramble. i couldn't think of somebody to play the lead. if i couldn't think of someone, quentin wanted robert blake. >> jimmy: quentin tarantino is in the movie. he directed it too. >> i had to find someone. and he was a big fan of robert blake. and i thought, we got to do something quick. robert blake's great, but i thought we could do something different. i'd seen clooney, he wasn't getting roles. he was such a nice doctor. he wanted somebody with more edge. i saw him on a talk show and he was just sitting like this. he didn't like the guy interviewing him. he was just brooding. he had boots like that. i said, that guy's kind of cool. and i called him up. i said come to my house.

i want to talk to you about this movie i may have. he drove up in a harley put his boots up. he's like a real man's man. i said you got to help me here. if you don't get in this movie, we've got to convince quentin, i'm going to be stuck with robert blake. just play along whatever happens. i couldn't figure out how to approach it. and i saw his -- that was right when he came out on the cover of "us" magazine. i said, you know he kind of looks like you, you could be brothers. chin out like this. he said, you're right. [ laughter ] [ bleep ] we're like fraternal brothers. clooney came onto the set. quentin's saying, we kind of look alike. i said, shut up, you got the role. that changed everything. he went from being a nice doctor on tv to being a killer. you do this movie and you'll have every role in between. people see the range. >> jimmy: guillermo's been doing a lot of acting, and it's just not happening for him. >> that guy is a star.

you come to el rey network, i know you've got a great gig here, man, you'd be the star. >> guillermo: thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you own a taco place here. >> i do. you ate there. >> jimmy: yes. it was excellent. coincidently. i had no idea you were involved with it. it was really great. >> i eat there about every day. >> jimmy: you did something very austin with guillermo. let's take a look. >> so welcome to my studio. >> wow, your studio's big. you make all the movies here? >> are you ready to make a breakfast taco? >> a taco? i'm not ready but i can try. >> i have a restaurant that serves tacos and i want to design a special taco for jimmy kimmel called el jimmy and i want you to make it. >> i can make whatever i want? >> yeah, but you have to do it in 60 seconds. >> why 60 seconds? >> because if you don't do it in 60 seconds that old lady explodes.

>> arvella! >> and action! ♪ ♪ ♪ >> finito! >> before five seconds left. but you forgot to cook the eggs.

>> shh! >> guillermo makes a taco. a robert rodriguez film. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what have we here? >> the taco didn't turn out so well. >> jimmy: that is a great-looking taco. >> we brought you an el rey taco, slow-cooked brisket in it, and el jimmy goes on sale tomorrow. >> jimmy: how about that, thank you very much. robert rodriguez, everybody. el rey network is on cable and satellite now. thank you, robert. and we shall return with music from spoon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

we're the settles! when we go on vacation, it's hard to find, like, those little activities that are kind of fun and educational. i think with williamsburg, you have all of that educational part rolled into the fun. it's already here. this is probably the most fun i've had all summer. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank julia louis-dreyfus, robert rodriguez, gary clark jr. and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first. this is their album "they want my soul."

here with the song "rainy taxi" austin's spoon! ♪ ♪ ♪ you catch everything i never could you believed when i gave up for good ♪ ♪ and when you stand beside me i can tell i'm stronger than i've ever been ♪ ♪ but if you're goin' you know you don't come back ♪ ♪

♪ i came home last night i had no good news i came home last night i had no good news ♪ ♪ and you received me through the brightest flash of apocalyptic ruin ♪ ♪ and if you leave i'll never sing another tune ♪ ♪ put on your red shoes sing to me lover girl when you do my love i forget the world ♪ ♪ and if you say run i may run with you i got nothing else i got nowhere else ♪

♪ ♪ as the sun goes fading in the west there's an army east that's rising still ♪ ♪ and when you stand beside me i feel something stronger than i ever could ♪ ♪ but if you leave you better run away for good ♪ ♪ leave you better run away for good ♪ ♪ leave you better run run, run ♪ ♪ leave you better run away for good ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪

note you can call me your baby when you're holding my hand ♪ ♪ but the way that you hurt me i just don't understand ♪ ♪ you say that you need me like an ocean needs sand ♪ ♪ but the way you mistreat me i just don't understand ♪ ♪ well you know that i love you more than anyone can ♪ ♪ but a one-sided love i just don't understand ♪ ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh that i love you ♪ ♪ more than anyone can ♪ but a one-sided love i just don't understand ♪ ♪ well you call me your baby and you're holding my hand ♪ ♪ oh honey you hurt me and you don't understand ♪ ♪ you just don't understand ♪ you just don't understand ♪ you just don't don't don't

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