>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. we have such a big show for you tonight. you're not even going to believe it. so many stars are here tonight. but first, we're going to play a simple game of telephone to get things going, okay? here we go. the avengers are on the show tonight. >> okay. [ whispers ] [ whispers ] >> i have a rash -- >> oh, gosh. i don't want to see that. oh! [ whispers ] [ laughter ] >> i have a rash --

>> the diaphragm jelly is in my glove box? [ laughter ] >> how'd we do? >> jimmy: very bad. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live: the avengers assembled." tonight -- the cast of "marvel's avengers: age of ultron." with robert downey jr. chris hemsworth. mark ruffalo. chris evans. scarlett johansson. and jeremy renner. plus music from the war on drugs. with cleto and the cletones. and now, by odin's beard, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.

thank you for watching. thank you for coming to see what will be a -- [ cheers and applause ] a super hero packed program tonight. and let me tell you something, it's not the dirty super heroes who stand outside our theater on the street. tonight, we have the ones you see in the magazines, the good-looking ones. the cast of "the avengers: age of ultron" is here. robert downey jr., scarlett johansson, mark ruffalo, jeremy renner, chris evans and chris hemsworth, aka iron man, black widow, the hulk, hawkeye, captain america and thor. we've gathered them all together in one place. the fools, they fell in to my trap. and tonight, i will destroy them. it's exciting. it's like having our own private comic con without the smell of comic con. [ laughter ] i got to see the new "avengers" movie last week. it's really good. it's different. in this one -- and i hope i'm not ruining it, but in this one, the avengers go to maui for the week and let the world solve its own problems. [ laughter ] there's a big, spectacular fight scene in the movie between iron

man and the hulk, which you may have seen in the trailers, which starts when iron man says the dress was gold and white and the hulk disagrees. [ laughter ] the hulk, by the way, has new pants in the movie. instead of getting all torn up in that hulky way, they are made of a material now that stretches with him. basically what that means is the hulk is wearing yoga pants now. [ laughter ] the hulk shops at lululemon. [ laughter ] somehow, i don't know how they are able to figure these things out before they happen, but they project that "avengers: age of ultron" will make $200 million on opening weekend alone. now, the first movie made $1.5 billion. this one is tracking ahead of that already. robert downey jr. actually now has more money than tony stark, the character he plays. [ laughter ] that's a lot of money. can you imagine how much money they'd make if the guys going to see the movie on opening weekend brought dates? it would be double. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

let's check in on with the wall of america right now where some of our -- the wall of america, by the way is -- [ cheers and applause ] it's just a screen. we opened it tonight exclusively to marvel comic super fans. this wall of america has been transformed in to the wall of nerds. hello, herds. wow, look at that. now these are your homes and all of the stuff you see in the background is real memorabilia. how many of you have marvel comics-related tattoos on your bodies? >> i do. >> jimmy: okay, we got one, two. how many -- okay, we got -- okay, well let's start with shane here who's down in the corner. shane's got the captain america thing on. shane -- >> hey. >> jimmy: and let's bring up some of the other ones who have tattoos also. now where is shane? he seems to have disappeared -- oh, hi, shane. >> hey, how's it going? >> jimmy: good. you're in new city, new york? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right, very good. show us your tattoo. what do you have? >> okay.

>> jimmy: oh, no, this could be -- oh, what is that? >> it is yggdrasill, the tree of the universe. it is from thor's world. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] >> yes. and we have odin's raven, who watches over the universe. he's probably watching your show right now. >> jimmy: it looks like he is watching your genitalia right now. [ laughter ] all right, who else has a tattoo? that we can examine. that was shane's. that was a pretty good one, i have to say. who else do we have? ashley. let's go to ashley now. yes, ashley, what is your -- >> don't make too much fun of me, jimmy, all right? >> jimmy: i would never make fun of you, ashley. i will leave that to -- oh, my god, you're naked. i don't think this is -- ashley, wait a minute. you have your clothes off! [ laughter ] we cannot see your tattoo there because of the cisco logo. slide over to your right a little bit. it says, "sometimes you just have to believe that heroes

exist." and what does that represent there? that's hawkeye, iron man and thor? >> yeah. i'm missing black widow and hulk. >> jimmy: are you going to get black widow and hulk as you go further down the back? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: oh, wow, how about that? well, your parents must be delighted. [ laughter ] by the way, can you imagine what that would do to one of the young virgins on his first date. hey, put your clothes on. [ cheers and applause ] all right, i think we better -- i think we better go back to the -- yeah, all right, all right. thank you. you guys stay right there. we're going to let them ask some questions of the cast of "avengers" a little bit later on. [ cheers and applause ] you know, a lot of will people say they wish they had the ability to fly if they could. i believe -- it sounds great. my theory is if we could fly we wouldn't, because it's too much

work. [ laughter ] we'd probably do it about once a year so we could post it on facebook. and -- it's like running. how often do you find yourself running? never for me. [ laughter ] you know, when i was a kid, i used to collect marvel comics. i still have stacks of them. i had this idea they were gonna be worth a lot of money. of course, my comics were worth no money at all. and i also watched the saturday morning cartoons. i was looking through some of them on youtube, and i'll tell you something. the kids today have these big budget blockbusters. these huge spectacular epics. this is what we had. ♪ >> jimmy: that was a big craze. "ever lovin'" was a big craze for marvel comics, which seems like an odd way to describe an

anger bomb come to life. but this is probably -- i think this is the weirdest marvel cartoon theme song of all. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rainbows were just rainbows back then. back then, you know, super heroes, at one time, were almost exclusively for children. but now it's different. they spend hundreds of millions of dollars on these unbelievable action sequences, and that can be scary for little kids. so, they're doing something interesting with this new "avengers" sequel. this is an alternate version of the film that's being released. and this one is rated g. ♪ >> this vulnerable world needs something more powerful than any

of us. >> everyone creates the thing they dread. >> ultron, in the flesh. >> it's the end. the end of the path i started us on. >> no matter who wins or loses, trouble always comes around. >> you meddled in something you don't understand. >> nothing lasts forever. >> time to work for a living. >> no way we all get through this. >> i got no plans tomorrow night. >> under attack. >> we are. >> is that the best you can do? >> oh boy. >> there are no strings on me. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we used a whole can of spray paint on him. we have a good show tonight. we have the music tonight from the war on drugs, and we'll be right back with

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>> so if i lift it, i then rule asgard? >> yes, of course. >> i will be reinstituting -- be right back. >> are you even pulling? >> are you on my team? >> just represent. pull. >> all right, let's go. [ screaming ] >> jimmy: our guests tonight are from both asgard and earth. they are here to save the world just before taxes are due. their new movie, marvel's "avengers: age of ultron" opens

everywhere may 1st. please welcome, our heroes, robert downey jr., chris hemsworth, mark ruffalo, chris evans, scarlett johansson and jeremy renner. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. thank you for coming. i know you have the big premiere right across the street from us here just after the show. will you wait for the signal, or do avengers just walk right across the street? >> just either side hands. >> jimmy: you do just the hands. do you carry the hammer with you? >> yeah. i'll throw it. it won't come back.

[ laughter ] lacking special effects but i will throw it any way. >> jimmy: when was the last time you used an actual hammer for home repair, et cetera? >> oh well, i hung a picture at home. it didn't stay up. it fell off. >> jimmy: you're lucky you didn't knock the house down. robert, would you consider yourself to be the leader of this group? >> if you say so. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you guys consider robert the leader of the group? >> no. we're a team. >> jimmy: a team? okay. all right, all right. who is the social director for the group? who is in charge of fun in general? >> chris -- >> we're not going to do that. we're on tv. >> is this brunch time or is this after hours? >> jimmy: after hours kind of thing. [ laughter ] >> your there. you're just as bad. >> jimmy: evans is in charge of brunch? >> no, no, i'm in charge of

brunch. >> jimmy: oh, you are in charge of brunch. >> and then pluto, lord of the underword over there takes -- yes, but chris is definitely up for just about anything. >> jimmy: why did you refer to jeremy as lord of the underworld? >> because pluto runs the underworld -- >> jimmy: i see. >> and that's what it's like if you go out with him. >> jimmy: i see. and who goes out with him? like, does everybody go or do you -- are there people that are more inclined to go out than others? >> well, you never know. you got to kind of test the waters. sometimes people have responsibilities. everyone has kids and, you know. >> jimmy: everyone except -- >> except this guy. [ laughter ] >> but for the most part -- listen. working is a tricky -- >> jimmy: have the kids cut in to the fun? >> glad we got that in. >> what do you think about that? >> ruffalo, are the kids cutting into the fun? >> no. i'm enjoying it. >> jimmy: no, i didn't mean these kids. i meant your own kids. >> oh my gosh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mark, you've been working a lot, i guess. >> yes, a lot. my daughter -- i told my daughter the other day after she

told me, "you've been away too long," i told her, "okay, i'm going to take some time off." and she said, "no, how are we going to eat?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't worry. there will be many, many sequels. was this more fun to make this movie than the last one, or is it worse or -- >> yeah. it felt like high school reunion, this one. the first one for me was like the first day at school. whereas this was like, woo-hoo! >> jimmy: you were able to jump right into it. >> woo-hoo! >> well, it was magical, too, because little missy over here was knocked up. >> jimmy: yeah, you were. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, yes. it was incredibly magical. every magical moment. >> jimmy: scarlett, were you worried when you realized -- you're like, "oh, i'm pregnant and now i have to be in this very, very tight suit and riding a motorcycle, as well" -- >> i did all of my motorcycle riding stunts, yes. no, i didn't do any of them, actually. are you crazy? come on. i was pregnant. >> jimmy: yeah, it's one thing to commit to your craft, it's

another thing to make your fetus commit to your craft. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i -- i -- no, i mean, it was -- yeah, it's just great to wear a tight-fitting cat suit when you're humongous. everybody wants to do that. no, it was fine. >> you looked great in it. you looked fantastic. >> thanks. >> and ruffalo has a man-canceling suit that he wears, so i didn't feel bad. >> jimmy: what is a man-can selling -- >> you're not allowed to say that. like a ken doll? man-cancelling? >> man cancelling suit. what is that? >> yeah, tell us about your man-cancelling. >> the man-cancelling suit is what i call my cgi leotards. and i call it man-cancelling because it makes you look small everywhere you wished you looked big. [ laughter ] and big everywhere you wished you looked small. so it's man-cancelling. >> jimmy: and you are actually running around as the hulk then?

>> as me in a leotard. [ laughter ] >> terrifying. >> jimmy: i would love to see that. that's the movie i really would enjoy seeing, you running around pretending -- you know, there's a lot of -- there seems to be a lot of fascination about the relationship between tony stark and bruce banner, who obviously have a lot in common, both being geniuses. there's a website that people have been posting artwork. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: that's nice. science bros and then somebody else airbrushed this. >> wow. >> jimmy: and you can see you guys just kind of paling around and hanging out. [ laughter ] these are -- >> i want that one. [ applause ] >> jimmy: another one. and then there's that. >> that's just another day on set.

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amazing. they say art imitates life, but in this case it seems to be quite the opposite. well, you just saw a budding romance between -- >> wow. >> wow. >> jimmy: yeah. we have some questions from some of your fans on what we call the wall of america right now. they're standing by. they've been watching us throughout the show. >> hi. >> jimmy: there they are. you can see them dressed festively. and we're going start with kay. kay, what is your question for the cast of "the avengers?" >> hi! okay, my question is -- i feel like i know the answer to this, but who's the biggest diva in the whole cast? >> jimmy: oh. >> why does she say she feels like she knows? >> what answer do you think you know? >> jimmy: who do you think it is, kay? >> i want to know what she thinks. >> jimmy: who do you think -- >> robert. >> jimmy: oh, you think it's robert. >> get her off the monitor.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you've been rejected. we have -- [ applause ] elmer. we have a question from a gentleman whose name is actually elmer. your real name is elmer, huh elmer? >> hello. how are you today? i have a question. my teacher is giving us an exam close to the "avengers" premiere. i would like for you guys give me some advice on what we can do to make her change the exam. it's for history and her name's professor bonafon. >> jimmy: elmer, it sounds like you are speaking through a can with a string. >> he's asking if we can push the test -- >> his history exam. >> his history exam -- >> so he can see the opening of "avengers?" >> jimmy: oh, is that right? you have a history exam? >> that's a fair request. >> yeah, we'll do that. >> it's reasonable. >> have my teacher change the date of the exam. >> jimmy: what's your teacher's name. >> cheat or swindle.

>> professor bonafon. >> jimmy: okay, professor bonafon? please. >> we'll have to put down. >> jimmy: well, professor bonafon -- elmer, how old are you? what grade are you in? [ laughter ] >> college. and i'm -- >> you're not what? >> unprotected. >> i'm an awesome detective and i'm in college. >> oh! an awesome detective. >> jimmy: hopefully the professor will change the date. i'm sorry. i'm blocking your name. >> we're giving thumbs up on that one. >> yes we will. >> jimmy: next up, okay. who else do we have here on the wall of america? thank you, elmer. >> see you, elmer. >> see you, buddy. you might want to study, buddy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have a gentleman named clark, i believe, on the wall. if we can go to that. yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> what's up, jimmy?

thanks for taking my question. hi. >> jimmy: what's your question for the cast? >> my question is -- i'm a big fan. big fan. i just wondered if any of you ever considered working on the small screen? i don't know if you have heard, but it's the golden age of television. >> jimmy: yeah, it is a golden age. what about marvel's "agents of shield," would any of you be a part of that show? >> sure. >> yes. >> absolutely. >> yeah. of course. >> come on. you know we love you. >> you knew we would do the show. all you have to do is ask. >> we don't want to be blown off your small screen. >> quit blowing us off. >> jimmy: well, thank you, clark. give the best to everyone -- [ cheers and applause ] >> that was great. >> jimmy: we have something planned. i know you guys are kind of like a family. and we're going to split you, like many families do, in to two teams to compete in an "avengers" edition of "the

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yes, let's see, robert, you buzzed in first. >> outrageous. >> use your mobile device. >> jimmy: use your mobile device and survey says -- texting is fourth. you guys -- you have a chance to steal. chris? >> oh, we got this. >> jimmy: chris? >> eat popcorn. >> jimmy: eat popcorn. let's see. is it on the board? [ cheers and applause ] the americas will play first. there's nothing you can do. it's been disabled. we have an abbreviated version of this game. each team will only get two strikes, instead of three. also, typically tequila doesn't play as much of a role in the game as it will tonight. two wrong answers, the other team gets to steal. mark, you get the question first. name something you do in a movie theater besides watching the movie. >> sleep. >> jimmy: sleep. do we see sleep? [ buzz ] >> outragrous! >> jimmy: sleep is not -- >> i gave you that.

>> jimmy: name something you in in the movie theater besides watching the movie. >> go to the bathroom. >> jimmy: go to the bathroom. is it on the board? [ buzz ] of course it's not on the board. all right. now, the mans, you can confer. all you need one correct answer. >> it's got to be clean. >> make out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: make out. survey says -- [ cheers and applause ] >> mighty thor! >> what kind of show is this? >> jimmy: mark, come up to the board. ♪ all right. the next question is, besides super hero, name a profession that requires you to wear tights. [ buzzer ] mark. >> trapeze artist. >> jimmy: trapeze artist. [ laughter ] let's look at the board -- oh! [ cheers and applause ]

>> how did you get that? >> >> ballet. >> jimmy: name a profession that requires you to wear -- you said ballet. let's look at the board. survey says -- [ cheers and applause ] mans, you get to play. scarlett, it is now your turn. besides super hero -- no, you can stay there. name a profession that requires you to wear tights. >> yoga teacher. >> what? a yoga instructor? they don't wear tights. >> they do wear tights. lycra. >> no. >> oh. >> come on! >> bobsled team. >> bobsled team. >> jimmy: bobsled team. show us bobsled team. >> no! [ buzz ] >> jimmy: no bobsled team. >> that was number six. i guarantee. >> we were still working on that. that wasn't the answer. >> jimmy: these questions are supposed to be answered individually. these are not team questions. we go to you, robert. besides super hero, name a profession that requires tights. >> we get another one?

>> yoga instructor. >> jimmy: yoga instructor. do we have yoga instructor? we do indeed. [ cheers and applause ] >> we definitely should've gone with that the first time. >> jimmy: can you keep it alive? name a profession that requires you to wear tights. >> well, i gave my answers to them already. >> jimmy: give one to me. >> another profession where you wear tights. i'm dead. i got nothing. peter pan. that's not a profession. >> jimmy: peter pan. is there peter pan on the board? >> you were stuck on that weren't you? [ buzz ] >> jimmy: no, there is not. the americas now get a chance to steal. you can confer amongst yourselves. a profession that requires you to wear tights. >> gymnast. >> jimmy: gymnast. do we have gymnast? [ buzz ] >> jimmy: we do not have gymnast. then what happens? nobody gets any points. we're going to take a break

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scarlett? >> port-a-potty. >> jimmy: port-a-potty. do we have port-a-potty? we do. [ cheers and applause ] jeremy, name the worst place to turn into the hulk. >> i think that would be -- church would be terrible. >> jimmy: church. does the survey say church? it does say church. [ cheers and applause ] all right. here we go. >> they are not going to make it. >> jimmy: next up, i don't know what the order is anymore, but we are going to go to chris evans. chris, name the worst place to turn into the hulk. no cheating with the hulk himself. the worst place to turn in to the hulk. >> subway. >> that's nothing. >> you want that one. >> no, i don't. >> you don't want it. you don't even like that. you know that is not good enough. >> it's only an hour show, guys. >> can we just, you know, converse? how much time do we have?

>> jimmy: none. >> all right. >> what? >> jimmy: the worst place to turn in to the hulk. >> library, but i don't like it. >> jimmy: the library, but he doesn't like it. does america like it? [ buzz ] america says no. library is unacceptable. mark, wow, it would be embarrassing if you were to fail on this question, of all people. >> yes. >> jimmy: what is the worst place to turn into the incredible hulk? >> that would be a telephone booth. >> jimmy: a telephone booth. do they even still exist? let's find out. [ buzz ] no, no. the mans, you have a chance to steal and potentially win this game. [ cheers and applause ] name the worst place to turn in to the incredible hulk. >> good luck. >> the bedroom. >> jimmy: the bedroom. >> that's the best place! >> jimmy: that is very, very clever, and survey says --

[ cheers and applause ] you won that round. unfortunately, unfortunately you did not -- oh, wait a minute, you guys won? i'm the worst game show host ever. congratulations, you guys won. >> yay! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're going home with a valuable prize. bring it in. we've got for the winning team a bicycle built for three. that's for all three of you. yes, feel free to enjoy it. and you guys are not going home empty handed. you each get a $15 gift card to applebees. wow, what a game. thanks to our contestants. "the avengers: age of ultron" opens may 1st. thank you, guys. we'll be right back with the war on drugs. ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪ well the comedown here was easy like the arrival of a new day ♪ ♪ but a dream like this gets wasted without you under the pressure

is where we are ♪ ♪ when it all breaks down and we're runaways standing in the wake of our pain ♪ ♪ and we stare straight into nothin but we're covered all the same ♪ ♪ you were raised on a promise to find out over time better come around to the new way ♪ ♪ watch as it all breaks down here under the pressure ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ well the break down here was stolen away across ♪

♪ when you come here and i'm wasted lying on a field dancing in the rain hiding in the back ♪ ♪ loosening my grip wading in the water trying not to crack under the pressure ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ all this way to connect and all the way back all the way to the corner everyday ♪ ♪ you were there for me

but will you wait for the one that disappears ♪ ♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ i was home when you came it threw me out of touch and took away from the cold of your arms ♪ ♪ now i wait for my turn to let it blow against me yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ will you wait for the one who disappears yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ come on back you know there must be another way ♪ ♪ come on back you know there must be another way ♪ ♪ come on back you know there must be ♪ ♪ come on back you know there must be another way ♪ ♪ come on back you know there must be another way ♪ ♪ come on back you know there must be ♪ >> wednesday, it's a one night only event. >> i need to record this. >> "middle," "goldbergs," "modern," "goldbergs." "middle," "goldbergs," "modern,"

"goldbergs." >> jimmy: no post credit scene. >> it's a special night with two new "goldbergs." >> that blows. [ objects clanking on the floor ] >> i'm going to keep this. >> jimmy: yeah. coming up next, the

community mourns the loss of the child. and the police try to stop a gunman next on "action news" tonight. ♪ "action news," delaware valley's leading news program with jim gardner. this was the scene of sorrow tonight in southwest philadelphia. they held a vigil for the 4-year-old boy struck and killed last night at 57th and litchfield. and at this hour, police are