>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tim mcgraw and from "the middle", patricia heaton with cleto and the cletones and now, by the way, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i am very grateful. we have so more important things to get to tonight. first, i want to talk about something that might be the most important movement we will ever be a part of. this is something we launched last night. it's big. i call it the finger of shame. i had a high school teacher -- who is the high school teacher that did that to us? used to point at us when we would misbehave. we would stop. now that i'm an adult, kind of, i'm ready to start fingering people myself. i would like you to join me. there's so much rude behavior that goes on everywhere. all day we see it. i thought it might help people if we became more aware of this.

last night, i asked people to take photographs of people doing inconsiderate things in public with your finger in the photograph. here we go. it's from a guy named tim drake. all five cars are parked crooked and outside of the parking lines. finger of shame. you're right, tim, that's shameful. we got a lot of pictures of cars. this is crazy dave post eed scratching your ass in public. this woman says jennifer used the rest -- oh, that's a finger on the toilet paper roll. worst part is, i'm on crutches right now. finger of shame. that is no good, jennifer. this is from nick. he says dog humping my arm

finger of shame? dogs got the finger a lot, by the way. this one, stole my pillow finger of shame. i feel like dogs should be exempt from this because they're dogs. but this one is from michelle. 21-year-old son in bed at 11:00 a.m. #needsjob, #getout. nice use of hash tags. okay. that's a finger of shame right there. she should do this every day until he does get a job. who's the next? says co-worker got his but then didn't make a fresh pop. i think this guy works at every office in america. that's a big one. most of the photos were parking-related, but a lot were food-related. this is got home and look in my fridge. the first lady is sending in a drone strike to attack this

refrigerator. next one, this kid pays $3 for lunch every day and never eats it. throws the pizza in the garbage. finger of shame. this is from -- this is not how you dress in public, even at mcdonald's. finger of shame. he's got his shirt off. he's got his pants half on. i like this. his friend is wearing harvard pants. [ laughter ] but anyway, that's finger of shame. last but definitely not least, this is stephanie, two phones and a cigarette. one phone on the ear, another phone in the hand and she's got a butt going. that gets two fingers of shame right there. i want to thank those of you who joined on the shame frame. and when you see something

unacceptable happening in a public place, please do not break into people's homes. take a picture, point a finger, post it to twitter or instagram with the hash tag #fingerofshame. oprah told people, live your best life. i will be the guy who tells people to stop ruining our life. so enjoy your journey. as those of you in our -- here in the studio know, we do this show in hollywood which is a major destination for tourists and people who dress up as sponge bob. from time to time, we like to play a game with them called foreign error or not. let's go to cousin sal. how is it going? how are you? >> how are you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: i heard it's 92 degrees right now. >> i think it's true.

>> jimmy: a pedestrian will stand next to sal. they're instructed not to speak because if we hear their voices, the game's ruined. i will try to determine if that person is a foreign error not, you got it? okay. sal, bring in the first subject. all right. this is a tall fellow there. all right. okay. his shirt is in english. it says, "it never fades." can we look at the neck tattoo. lot of body hair. gloria. that could say -- gloria is a multi-national type of name. i can't read the dog tag. wait a minute. what's that say on -- oh, something revolt. all right. all right. well, that's not english, is it? let's keep going. the shoes are usually -- oh, forget it. this is over. i will say foreigner.

>> pull out your flag. >> jimmy: there you go, all right. where are you from? i'm sorry? >> ukraine. >> jimmy: how about that. welcome. how are you? >> fine. >> jimmy: how's your day going today so far? >> normal. >> jimmy: normal? are you here on vacation? >> yes. i came to new york to -- >> jimmy: yeah. guess what? you're in l.a. not new york. they dropped you off at the wrong airport. >> i'm traveling all through usa. >> jimmy: you're with the brothers, both of them? >> but i'm alone. >> we didn't go down far enough. pan down here. open-towe open-toed sandals on the boulevard. >> jimmy: maybe some toes of shame also.

all right. well, we have a gift for you. post that to twitter. since you're here in america, it's an american apple pie. there you go. take that, giant man, and continue upon -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: you want to grab another. hi. i can't ask your name -- what's your name? oh, okay. we know she speaks english because she's being very coy. i like that hat. let's have a look at that tattoo. yeah, right there. okay. that could be anything. okay. all right. let's -- boy, really getting close up aren't we? kind of inspection no one wants on television. all right. okay. all right. all right. the shoes are very beachy. hmm. wow. okay. i am going to say -- let's go

back up, cousin sal. i am going to say not a foreigner. >> what are you going to say? >> jimmy: that is right! >> good job. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> tarzana. >> jimmy: that's not another country at all. do you know what it is named after? >> tarzan. >> jimmy: that's right. the guy who wrote it owned the whole town and named it tarzana. >> he was really into his trade. >> jimmy: i guess so. what are you doing? >> shopping. >> jimmy: all right. well, if you're in the market for a pie, we have one for you. give this woman an apple pie. yeah, there we go. [ applause ] you keep grabbing people and we'll check back in. earlier tonight on abc, i like walking at the camera.

it's like i'm a local news reporter. earlier tonight on abc -- this is how they do it. earlier tonight on abc -- very special, special. something that touched me emotionally. the 10th anniversary celebration of "dancing with the stars." [ applause ] did the applause light go on? [ laughter ] they brought almost everyone back. they had -- oh, they had super bowl champions curt warner, michael irvin and jerry rice teamed up for a bromance dance. proved that football-related concussions lead to poor decision making.

for the first time, the show featured a pregnant dancer. katherine jacobs is now pregnant. they invited her to dance tonight. and they also invited maury povich to announce who the father is. [ applause ] thank you. so many form of contestants made time to celebrate. as much as we've had with the show, the list of famous individuals who've appeared on it really is remarkable. these are just some of the names who showed up tonight. >> tonight on the "dancing with the stars" ten-year anniversary special, curt warner, tucker carlson, oprah winfrey, former vice president dick cheney, g godzilla. leonardo dicaprio, the ghost of

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slowly based on their appearance, i will determine whether that individual is a foreigner or not. is there any prize for me? >> maybe i'll give you a lock of this man's beautiful hair right there. >> jimmy: oh, boy. now, i'm two for two so far. right? whoa. look at that shirt. test such a foreigner that i'm inclined to go right to foreigner. also i think maybe you guys are trying to trick me out there. let's see the rest of the outfit. okay. all right. oh, those shoes. you know, the thing about shoes you used to be able to figure it out. then everybody started wearing these shoes like this. it really made my job so much more difficult. that shirt is pretty crazy. i'm going to have to say foreigner.

>> all right. reveal. >> jimmy: where are you from? oh. >> i'm from massachusetts. >> jimmy: then you have no excuse for this. >> probably true. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living? >> i'm a composer. >> jimmy: oh, okay. yeah, that makes more sense. what kind of music do you compose? >> electronic music, sound tracks, things like that. >> jimmy: it's such a square thing to do that you have to rebel and go the other way and dress like you're in -- what was that -- that rock-a-billy band from the '80s. >> the stray cats. >> he's a really bad loser. >> jimmy: sal gives him a pie and what's going on back there. oh, there you go. thank you very much. bring me one more. i want to try again. i can't go out on a loss. all right. all right. here we go.

wow. look at that. you're staring me down as if we're about to fight. why am i intimidated all of a sudden. all right. okay. yes. go down. creme de la creme. that's french, but who the hell knows. oh, what is going on there? that was unexpected. [ laughter ] all right. some scuffing. everybody wearing the yoga pants nowadays. i am going to say foreigner. >> let's see it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: where are you from? >> australia. >> jimmy: and you're here on vacation? >> yeah, just a holiday. >> jimmy: are you enjoying yourself? >> i flew in this morning so i'm jet-lagged. >> jimmy: did you come by yourself? >> no, i came with my best friend. >> jimmy: where's she? >> just over there.

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>> jimmy: tonight, from "the middle", patricia heaton is here. tomorrow, billy crystal will join us, dave salmoni will bring wild animal friends, and we'll have music from modest mouse. and thursday night, kim kardashian west, michael sheen, and music from yelawolf featuring travis barker. join us for all of that. first, an enormously successful singer and actor who loves you so much, he's coming to visit you. the "shotgun rider tour" starts june 5th in little rock and goes all summer long. please welcome tim mcgraw. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how's it going? >> good, good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. i want to thank you again. several months ago, guillermo and i traveled to tennessee and you and your lovely wife faith hill were kind enough to let us sleep over your house. >> we did. i don't know if we let you. >> jimmy: you asked if we could sleep over. you said okay. >> i wanted to show you around the farm. some horses i wanted you to see. you were more interested in all the stuff faith had sitting around the house. >> jimmy: that's true. faith and i talked about decorating a lot. >> let's go outside. no, this is a nice rug. >> jimmy: i wish that was a joke, but it wasn't. it really wasn't.

[ laughter ] i wanted to talk to faith. it's as simple as that. >> you were trying to get me out of the house. >> jimmy: do whatever men do out there, i don't know. we have wicker to discuss. >> but it was fun. >> jimmy: so you go out on tour like this, who watches the house for you? >> well, faith watches the house for me whether i'm there or not. she's the boss of the house for sure. well, hooter is at the farm. >> jimmy: that's right. hooter. >> it's real. we went to college together. he sold t-shirts for me for a while. he guide hunts in montana sometimes. he runs my farm. he's out there all the time. we've been best friends for 30 years now. >> jimmy: how did he get the name hooter? >> that's his name. ricky dale hooter. >> jimmy: his last name, okay. >> one of the greatest guys you'll ever meet. >> jimmy: when he sees hooters,

the restaurant, he thinks i'm home. >> we tried that in college one time. >> jimmy: so hooter's in charge. when you go out on a big tour, how many trucks do you have full of stuff? >> there was one tour we had 22 buses and 18 trucks at one time. that was on the soul to soul tour. faith and i were out. most of that were her dresses. >> jimmy: there was not a full trailer for hats? >> no. we'll have ten, 12 buses and trucks. >> jimmy: do you think about those early days starting out, i don't know, did you carry your own stuff? did you even have a truck? >> we had a van. we called it -- riding around back in those days. we pulled a u-haul trailer and traveled all over the country playing music. we played one club. we were setting up equipment. they said there were bullet

holes behind the stage. somebody shot a gun off last night. we were hoping to be good enough they wouldn't shoot at us. >> jimmy: that's how they could really improve things on "american idol" if they shot -- right? you'd really be on top of your game. >> you got to be on then. >> jimmy: did you play in a lot of rough places? >> any band coming up, you play in rough places. especially as a country singer. >> jimmy: people get drunk and -- >> we've been in plenty of fights coming off the stage. >> jimmy: you've been in the fights yourself? >> sure. i think we were playing in delaware. big fight broke out. the whole crowd swooped out the door. i was in the middle of a song. i kind of got upset. nobody was there to listen to me. so i went outside. this was back when i was young and i was pretty into it myself. i was like, i'll kick your ass

y'all don't get in here and listen to me sing. >> jimmy: it is a funny thing to go from singing to punching people. >> you don't think of singers as being very good fighters. >> jimmy: that's right. like michael jackson was a lover, not a fighter [ laughter ] >> i don't want to make anybody mad. bruce springsteen is pretty tough i'm sure. >> jimmy: more tough guys in country music than most places. >> there's a few. like trace at kins. i wouldn't want to run up on him. >> jimmy: terrifying man, yes? >> he's a sweet heart. >> jimmy: but his voice is like -- i don't know. >> how does that go again? >> jimmy: i was going to say i ran into him once somewhere. i was startled. it was like lurch from the

adam's family. >> trace, that's him saying that. not me. >> jimmy: you know me. i just like to look at decorations with the women folk. >> i know. i don't think trace will be hanging out with you doing that. >> jimmy: i don't think so either. guillermo, you had fun over there, right? >> a lot of fun. thank you very much. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: you're in this big movie "tomorrowland" with george clooney. director is fantastic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is the movie about? >> well, i play a nasty engineer. i know it's not much of a stretch. i mean, i think they thought, you know, first off who wouldn't want to come see that dumb ass play -- >> jimmy: irony was a factor? >> but, you know, the nasa program was shutdown. i was in charge of building the shuttle program and the shuttle

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>> jimmy: our next guest is an emmy-winning actress and two-time tv mom. she plays frankie heck on the very funny show "the middle." watch it wednesdays at 8:00 here on abc. please say hello to patricia heaton. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: may i say i love that dress. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: that is really a nice dress. >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: it's almost like a photograph became a dress. >> that's kind of what they do these days. >> jimmy: i like it. last time you were here, your son was just going to bar tending school.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: how did that turn out? >> i'm pretty sure he's practicing his craft because he accidentally sent me a photo on my messaging that no mother should have to see. >> jimmy: really? what was it? >> i can't -- i blocked it out of my mind. >> jimmy: really, wow. >> although, i've shown it to all my friends. >> jimmy: who was more upset about it, you are him? >> i said, really. he said, oh, i didn't mean to send that. but as long as you've seen that, here's this. >> jimmy: okay. so he likes to get a rise out of you. >> so send your kids to the christian college. you never know -- >> jimmy: that's where it all comes out. your other boys are in high school? >> i have a couple in high school. the youngest is finally getting his driver's license, so i'll be

done with the driving. >> jimmy: that makes you happy. >> it makes me happy, but now i'm sitting in the passenger seat while we're going to school in the morning because he's driving. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah. >> jimmy: does he drop you off or how does it work? >> i drop him off. for some reason, i feel like clenching my butt cheeks is going to somehow control the car. you know -- he's like, he's real casual about braking. he turns underneath like this. >> jimmy: oh. >> i don't think you can do that on the test. no, you can do that. >> jimmy: he's doing that with you in the car. god knows what's going on when you aren't. >> it's like a classic mom thing. that car's stopping. stop, stop, stop! i know, mom, i know. he came this close.

we just pulling it out and putting it in the parking lot. >> jimmy: you bought a new one? >> i'm can you we're not going to tell dad. hopefully my husband won't watch this episode of your show. >> jimmy: you got out? >> there was no problem with anybody's car. there were a thousand witnesses. everybody said, you okay, prett coming back again. >> jimmy: obviously you'll be coming back. the show is fa namnally

successful? >> isn't it great. i'm very blessed. i have another wonderful show like this. we got to work with a great -- i just worked with dick van dyke. >> jimmy: oh, would you. >> jerry plays my dad. what's really cool about this business, way back in the second grade when i was saying i saw mary poppins and i could do all the songs, little did i know i'd be sitting in the makeup trailer with dick van dyke and we were playing name that tune. what movie is this from, dick. then we were singing show tunes together. and he tap dances. >> jimmy: does he really? >> he keeps his mind going, he memorizes shakespeare. >> jimmy: that's a lot of fun. i met him. i was a little bit star-struck

to meet him. >> he was like iconic from our times. >> jimmy: absolutely. the dick van dyke show. >> tripping over the ottoman. >> jimmy: the mustache always seems out of place to me. >> that started when he was doing that tv series. >> jimmy: matlock -- not matlock. >> i did one. you probably did too. >> jimmy: you did matlock? >> everybody did. i was a witness in a murder case. >> jimmy: oh, you were. okay. wow. >> i had this, like, so mid-atlantic accent. i think my high school teacher said if i didn't get rid of my cleveland accent, i would never get an acting job. i said, i think it's her! i remember -- somebody said it to me on youtube. i was like, what am i doing. i'm like madonna during her

english period, you know [ laughter ] although i am married to a brit. >> jimmy: no excuse at all. wow. that's interesting. i'm going to youtube that myself. >> i should never have said anything. >> jimmy: i heard that you have an interesting fan. a fan in space in fact. >> this is one of the wonderful things about being in this business. i just feel lucky i have a job. but it turns out that one of the fans of "the middle" is the captain of the space station 100 miles above us. he asked if we could do a skype with him. so just last week, we're talking to the captain of the -- it's like captain kirk. like, this guy -- first of all, he's really educated. worked with the air force, but the french air force. it's one of his favorite shows. he has them send it to him while

he's on the treadmill. they have to exercise two and a half hours a day or else your muscles and bones descent rate. if it was ever on my bucket list, that just took it right off. >> jimmy: me too. is there a bally's total fitness up there? >> they have to strap themselves onto this thing. although, i have to say the advantage to being up there is you age more slowly and you grow taller because there's no gravity pressing you down. >> jimmy: really? >> i may be knocking over astronauts to just get up there for a month. >> jimmy: we should send shaq into space to see what happens. >> you can't be that tall. you could never go. >> jimmy: they said that to me too but for a different reason. very good to see you. >> jimmy: patricia heaton! "the middle" airs wednesday's at 8pm here on abc.

and we shall return with music from tim mcgraw. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank patricia heaton and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, you can see him on tour all summer long, here with the song "shotgun rider", tim mcgraw! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ roll won't you come roll with me slow fast ♪ ♪ full speed girl, wherever sweet time takes us ♪ ♪ hang

with me down this old road only god knows ♪ ♪ where we'll go don't matter long as i've got your love ♪ ♪ i don't ever wanna wake up lookin' into someone else's eyes ♪ ♪ another voice callin' me baby on the other end of the phone ♪ ♪ a new girl puttin' on her makeup before dinner on friday night ♪ ♪ no i don't ever wanna know ♪ ♪ no other shotgun rider beside me singin' to the radio ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ slide slide over nice and close lay your head down ♪ ♪ on my shoulder you can fall asleep i'll let you ♪

♪ dream life ain't nothin' but a dream ♪ ♪ don't wanna be cruisin' through this dream without you ♪ ♪ i don't ever wanna wake up lookin' into someone else's eyes ♪ ♪ another voice callin' me baby on the other end of the phone ♪ ♪ a new girl puttin' on her makeup before dinner on friday night ♪ ♪ no i don't ever wanna know ♪ ♪ no other shotgun rider beside me singin' to the radio ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ i don't ever wanna wake up

lookin' into someone else's eyes ♪ ♪ another voice callin' me baby on the other end of the phone ♪ ♪ a new girl puttin' on her make-up before dinner on friday night ♪ ♪ no i don't ever wanna know ♪ ♪ no other shotgun rider beside me singin' to the radio ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh no other shotgun rider ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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