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. >> jimmy: thank you for watching at home. thank you for braving the elements. oh, my gosh, what a day. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know, did you notice, notice we had rainfall, that wet stuff that comes -- >> rain. >> jimmy: yeah, we had rain today. that doesn't happen much in l.a. we had rain this morning and thunderstorms last night. it was actually scare richl did you hear the one, around 8:00, there was a thunder boom that was so startling -- first of all, my friend chris was at my house and he shrieked like a little girl. which made me laugh for about 90 seconds nonstop. somebody was here in hollywood and say you could hear people screaming. we are so scared of rain here in los angeles. you would think it had gluten in it. it is terrifying. it confuses us and makes our yoga pants see through. funny thing is, once it rains a

lot of people think that is it for the drought. the drought is over. the rain was so strong last night, it washed the water we already had away. for those who don't live here in southern california, the first thing we do when it rains is we run to the tv to see how our local weather reporters are going to cover it. they get so excited. because the rest of the year they have nothing to do. last night they did have something to do and do it they did. >> this is what it has been like in north hollywood this afternoon. a lot of people out with their umbrellas. and then we saw another woman. there she is. not quite as prepared. used her sweater there to cover herself in the rain. >> you may not be able to see it on the camera, but it is starting to sprinkle here. >> we have seeing a a little trickle, little sprinkle here right now. >> the puddles give you an idea of how much rain fell overnight. santa monica got a quarter sglinch as the rain came down earlier in the afternoon -- >> the school bus dodged a

puddle. >> pull out the tarp, rain coming down so hard it made i want impossible to stand in line for a taco. >> jimmy: i can't look at it. it is too horrible. you can't even stand in line for a taco. what point is there to being alive? can you imagine what would happen if we ever got snow? it would be crazy. the rain cleared this afternoon and it is beautiful again. we decide have rain-related fun with people on the street. we told them we were a local l.a. news crew and tried to get interviews with people who were walking through the rain. well, it explains itself. >> i'm doing a report on the rain here in l.a. you know, we missed the rain. >> yeah, it's not raining. >> mind if we throw a poncho on over you. >> yeah, that's fine. >> let's do it. >> it is going to seem like they are putting water on you but looks real on camera we are on hollywood boulevard under scattered showers.

what's your name? >> danny. >> have you been experiencing scattered showers today? >> absolutely. driving in was crazy coming in. >> starting to come down a little bit here as well. >> and you think of how sad you are to be here in los angeles in and to be raining like this. >> i'm sad. i wish i could be in shorts and be nice and warm out. >> i wish you were in shorts and a crop top or something like that. >> oh, yeah. >> it is really coming down at this point. are you hoping to see more clear skies in hollywood before you have to return to phoenix? >> that would be nice. >> is it the only place you have been in los angeles today? >> no, sir, pasadena, santa monica. >> is it raining everywhere that you have been. >> everywhere. >> without fail. >> without fail. >> what were your plans here in los angeles before the rain started to come down as heavy as it is now. >> i went to visit the theater and walk of fame. >> the walk of fame is soaked, as you can tell. >> did you bring these ponchos

or purchase them here. >> we had to purchase them. >> where did you get the ponchos. >> from a convenient store. >> do you remember where you bought your poncho. >> target. >> poncho at target. did you bring or buy your poncho. >> i was given a poncho. >> who gave you a poncho? >> you. >> you know, because we're putting it together. it has to be real or whatever. >> i found it on the street. >> you found it on the ground and are wearing this poncho. >> you daut dug it out of the garbage and are wearing it in this torrential downpour. >> it is exhilarating. >> i find it easier to get my heart rate up and keep going. when the sun is out, sometimes it is hard to keep the heart rate up. >> i am heard we might be getting hit with a flash flood here in hollywood. is that something you are worried about getting hit with floods? >> yeah, never experienced that before. >> i never experienced a flash flood either and i hope we don't

today. >> flash flood is rare here in los angeles. have you ever been hit with a flash flood -- oh! >> we may be hit with a tsunami here in los angeles. is that something that is frightening to you. how do you feel about that? >> yeah. >> that's the tsunami right there. >> okay. do you think there is any chance we could get hit with another flash flood or tsunami or anything like that? >> i hope not. >> i hope not too, but here comes one any way. okay. that's the last flash flood of the day. it's still really coming down out here. so back to you. >> jimmy: thank you. did you know that today is national bike to work day? it is. today is national bike to work day, also known as national watch your i.t. guy wash his armpits in the sink day.

here's a tip. if you are too lazy to wear your bike to work, wear your helmet in to work. you get the praise without the exercise. bike to work day has been around since 1956. that's when people dressed up for works. they would get dressed up and ride their bikes. if you ride at home, you can ride a stationary bike in the living room. i wanted to ride my bike but it rained. now i will have to wait until next year. guillermo, next year we will ride together. do you have a bike. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: what kind of bike do you have? >> guillermo: a mountain bike. >> jimmy: i'd like to see you mount it. a mountain bike, do you ever go to the mountains? >> guillermo: no, to the park. >> jimmy: we have an entertaining and maybe educational show for you. paul giamatti is here. paul is a great actor.

the education part, a man of science, science bob pflugfelder is with us. bob is a third and fourth grade science teacher from newton, massachusetts. we always have a good time when science bob is here. here's quick clique clips to show you the sort of thing he does. oh! >> oh. >> jimmy: oh, my. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he made a cloud in our studio. tonight science bob -- it doesn't sound as excited but i saw it in rehearsal and it is pretty fantastic. she going to blow up a watermelon. no science involved. he is going to put in an m-80 in there and we will run. i want to ask him about deflategates. the new england patriots put out

a rebuttal that they deflated the footballs intentionally and tom brady knew they were doing it. one of the key pieces of evidence are text messages sent between two locker room guys. these are texts that were sent before the investigation. one of the guys in the text actually refers to himself as "the deflator." for real. so the patriots in their rebuttal are saying the reason he called himself that is not because he deflates the footballs. he calls himself the deflator because he was trying to lose weight with. they said, this is the quote, mr. mcnally is a big fellow and his goal was to lose weight, calling himself the deflator was a term he used to refer to losing weight. right, you say that all the time. i'm cutting back on carbs. trying to deflate a little, you know? in other words, the patriots are blaming it on the fat guy is what is going on. are they seriously trying to

tell us his nickname is the deflator? not since a rapper named c. murder was convicted of murder has there been a more ridiculous case than this one. in salt lake city tonight, former heavy weight boxing champion evander holyfield returned to the ring. er not for a real fight but a bout with mitt romney. before the bout, mitt romney said it won't be much of a fight. we will suit up and spar around a little bit. way to sell it. sounds like a thriller. if only only mayweather and pacquiao had been that honest we could have saved $98. [ applause ] even if they are just sparring, i want to see mitt romney fight evander holyfield. i haven't seen a black guy beat the crap out of mitt romney since 2012. [ cheers and applause ] here's an event that that is taken place, not for charity or anything but tomorrow night in

pomp know beach, florida, guess who's appearing at the crazy horse gentleman's club. >> this is mama june and i will be in pomp know beach, florida. come party with me. let's get wild, down and crazy. and crazy horse the wildest it's ever been. thank you for inviting me. come on out. let's party. let's have fun and see what could happen at the crazy horse. see ya there. >> i don't think you will. i really don't. that's honey boo boo's mother, mama june. let me tell you something, you have not lived until you been to a strip club to meet mama june. she's appearing at the club. she's not stripping. if you are planning to throw up, you have to do it the traditional way, drinking too much or eating from the buffet. on a list of people i would want to see in a strip club, mama june falls between newt gingrich

and my grandmother. last night on the show, i mentioned that microsoft did a study that found goldfish have longer attention spans than humans do. they claim the average attention span of a goldfish is nine seconds. for humans it is eight seconds which i found hard to belief. we put it to the pest and had our pal face off in a staring contest. my cousin sal was a moderator and the idea is you would try not to blink. >> go. there it is again. >> i don't blink. no. i don't see nothing. >> you are staring at the fish. >> i saw your eye blink. >> no. >> it is a scientific study that we conducted there. when we come back, we are going to -- it's ya ya versus goldfish ii. it's an exciting thing. i'm glad you are here to share

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. science bob an paul pagiamatti the way. they found a goldfish has a longer attention span than a human being and we challenged that finding yesterday. we had our friend ya ya go up against a goldfish in a staring contest.

the fish beat ya ya convincingly and ya ya was upset. let's face it, he let the human race down. today we agreed to give him a rematch. he wanted one. here's round two yeh-ya versus goldfish. >> here we are for the rematch yeh-ya versus the goldfish. ready? >> ready. >> stare. you know what, i think we need to make this more fair. all right. you tell me when you are ready and we will go. >> i'm ready. >> say the word. >> i said. >> louder because i can't hear you. tell me when you are ready. >> i'm ready! >> ready soon? >> yeah, i'm ready soon. >> all right. just tell me when to go.

we can do it. >> i'm doing it now with the fish. >> say the word. it's your call, buddy. >> i tell you, i'm -- with the fish. >> i can't read your lips but looks like you are saying not ready yet. do you need more time? >> ready! here. >> what is that? >> just like the fish tank. okay. >> yes. >> tell me if you are ready. >> i'm ready. >> just tell me. >> i'm ready. >> what does it smell like in there? >> it smells like deep in the ocean. >> i can't hear you. >> deep in the ocean. >> deepak chopra? >> jimmy: are we ever going to

win? do you feel like you -- do you feel like you won? >> i won, yeah. i don't know i'm in the ocean. >> jimmy: we can't hear what you are saying. we can see your lips are moving. >> i'm in the ocean. i don't know. >> jimmy: funny, even though we can hear him i don't know what he is saying. thank you. go back to your spot. all right. well this is an interesting thing. in the united kingdom, all the buzz right now is about a flute player at university of california santa barbara. his name is azine ward. he is a flutist. he is having his senior recital tomorrow and posted the event on facebook as people do for these things and this became a huge deal in great britain. heavy posted news about his

recital it went viral. there are 800 maybes. people have been posting all sorts of things about it on facebook. here's some posts here. that is him right there. that's his flute with him. look at some of the posts. can someone tell me who azeem is why everyone is attending his senior flute recital. i don't get it. who the "f" is azeem and why am i going to his flute recital. if you are not going to azeem's flute recital, i don't want to know you. some people are flying in from england to see the flute recital. joining us on the wall of america is azeem. >> how's it going. >> jimmy: how did this all happen? >> you know, i originally just set up the event for 600 people and made it public. but for some reason within the last four days it peaked like crazy.

now it is like 80,000 people. >> jimmy: usually this thing happens when somebody is terrible but you are an accomplished flute player. is it a joke people are wanting to come to this? >> maybe. but hopefully not. you know, because i actually do play the flute. >> jimmy: how many people can the concert hall hold? >> 100. >> jimmy: that's a problem. >> maybe a slight problem but, you know, we got it taken care of. >> jimmy: do you really have it taken care of? >> maybe. >> jimmy: oh, okay. i mean, you can move this thing to the rose bowl or something maybe, possibly, right? >> we are thinking about it, but -- >> jimmy: is it making you more nervous knowing all of these people are coming. >> it was previously but i'm excited about it. >> jimmy: when you play the flute you have to have a stealiness about you. why do you play the flute by the

way. >> i picked it up in fifth grade because i thought it was the easiest instrument. >> jimmy: so laziness. let's go through some of the postings on the internet. i just want to look at this. this guy booked a flight from london to santa barbara to come see you. >> yeah, that's my buddy stuart. >> jimmy: do you know this guy? >> not until yesterday night. >> jimmy: so are you going to make sure he has a spot? >> yeah, i told him, front row, man. i will have it right there for you. >> jimmy: next one is here, nothing in the last 100 years has brought people together more than azeem's flute recital. let's go to the next one. so many jumping tone bandwagon he's blown up. how many were at the junior recital. really good question? >> like 70 people. so -- >> jimmy: i think it might be a nice treat to give some of those

people who aren't able to make it to this event tomorrow a little bit, a sampling of your work. would you guys play something for us? i see you have the musicians set up? >> this is an original arrangement that i wrote. >> jimmy: all right. let's hear it. here he is. azeem ward on the flute. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: nicely done. azeem ward, everybody. we have a good show for you tonight. paul giamatti is here and the science bob pflugfelder is with us. stick around. we'll be right back ♪ for over 850 miles.

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>> jimmy: our first guest is an extraordinarily talented oscar-nominated and emmy-winning actor whose diverse list of credits includes "sideways", "private parts", "john adams" and "big mama's house". next, you can see him try to keep the west coast attached to the rest of the united states in "san andreas". >> what's wrong? >> pulse rates are spiking again. they are huge. >> about to have a major quake. >> up to 7.1. get the hell out of there! it opens in theaters may 29th.

please say hello to paul giamatti. ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> awesome. >> >> jimmy: what are you doing this weekend? you want to go to a flute concert? >> absolutely. that guy was amazing. jazz flute. >> jimmy: did you play an instrument in high school? >> i was forced to play the violin and i hated it. i did not like it. my brother got to play the guitar which the girls liked. and my sister played the piano. >> that's what happens when you have smart spart parents you have forced to play the violin. >> i had a scary teacher. i think he was germ and couldn't understand him and he smoked smelly cigars and i went to his house and he had a dog that smelled like a wet mattress and would jump on me.

i hated it. >> did you play sports in school? >> yeah, i was on the swimming team. >> jimmy: wow. >> it makes me laugh. i was a backstroker. >> jimmy: were you really? you had a specialty. >> i had a specialty. they had to give me something. i was the third level backstroke guy. >> jimmy: how many were on the swim team? >> i don't know. it was a big team. >> jimmy: you get to travel with the team? >> oh, yeah. we would go have meets. we had to go training. we went to the we went to the swimming hole of fame. >> jimmy: there is one? >> there is one. incredible. i might be in it. we would go there to train in ft. lauderdale. this was in sort of the '80s. we were all teenagers anding. >> jimmy: it would be fun. you go with the girl's swim team, too. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you go together.

what's the camaraderie like? is it roughhousing like in football or are you rubbing sunscreen on each other. >> it was more like, yeah, shave each other and stuff like that. you really do and rub each other with sand paper. yes. to get the layers of skin off to feel like you were moving faster through the water. >> jimmy: you shave each other. >> shave each other. not entirely shave each other but the exposed areas of your body. >> jimmy: how much body share did you have in high school? >> not a lot. i was like this when i was 15. i looked like grizzly adams. >> jimmy: you generate a lot of hair. grow a beard quickly very mass cue it must please you to know that. >> you would look good with one. >> jimmy: thank you. it will cover more of my face. >> useful for me in that regard. >> jimmy: you are in two very different music biography films coming up this year, one about

brian wilson. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and one about mwa. what was it like shooting that movie. people were actually shot. >> a lot of gun play and a lot of weapons confiscated every day. >> jimmy: for real weapons. >> box cutters and stuff like, that guns. yeah, i mean -- >> jimmy: from the actors? >> from the extras. i wasn't scare carrying a box cutter. >> jimmy: you weren't. >> no. >> jimmy: were you frisked along with the other actors? >> no, mostly the extras they brought in for the concert sequences. >> jimmy: you are playing jerry heller. those who know mwa. >> this guy is fantastic. he has the hat and everything. >> he is a new guy. he was amazing. >> jimmy: this is not your natural hair, was it? >> strangely it is not, no. no. i can't generate a whole head of white hair quite yet. as hard as i concentrate i can't

quite get it to pop out. that is an amazing wig, yeah. it was a one-size-fits all one they plopped on my head and looked fantastic. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, really did. >> were you an mwa fan growing up. >> everybody was. >> all middle-class white kids were fans. it was a big thing for us. i loved them. we were all like, yeah, [ bleep ] the police. that's right. >> that's right. >> yeah, you know what, that's right. yeah. they are right. >> jimmy: you are making this movie. it is funny because people love the earthquake movies because they want to see l.a. be destroyed. >> it is kind of a crazy thing. oh, yeah, let's watch a terrible natural disaster happen to paris hilton and her friends. >> it's true.

>> jimmy: have you been in a real earthquake? >> i'm from connecticut. nothing happens in connecticut. the worst disasters are strictly economic in connecticut. no, actually i lie. once i was in one and sort of a glass of water shook literally, like a glass of water shook. >> jimmy: that was it. you felt that was all the experience you needed? >> that was it for me. >> jimmy: can't do a ride-along on a earthquake, can you? >> no. >> jimmy: it is hard to prepare for something like that. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: you do so many types of movies. by the way, i saw you in the sketch you did for amy schumer show which is one of the f funniest things i have seen. >> oh, yeah. she's amazing. one of the best. >> jimmy: she was here last night as a matter of fact. >> wow, i love that woman. >> jimmy: it is pretty crazy. i mentioned your kreds, big mama's house, managing mwa,

absolutely. is that intentional. do you always want to play a wide variety of characters? >> absolutely. it is also who will hire me. who will have me along. but, yeah, i see it as part of my job to be in as many different things. i get bored, too. >> jimmy: you do? >> i get board easily. >> jimmy: do you really? >> with myself. i have to get out of the house and do something. >> jimmy: i look forward to seeing that. in all of them, as a matter of fact. the great paul giamatti everybody, "san andreas" opens in theaters may 29th. we will be right back with "this week in uncensorship.

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>> jimmy: hi, we're back. our next guest is a real life elementary school teacher that

enjoys blowing things up. his new book is called "nick and tesla's book special effects spectacular." science bob pflugfelder. this is fifth one. may must be going well. >> very excited. >> you are from the boston area. what's your take? >> here's what i can tell you, if you deflate a football, you are going to increase the friction, more surface area on the football and you will have more control. this is why we give little kids nerf footballs because they can squeeze it. >> jimmy: so they are guilty. >> no. there's a lot of science behind it. the question is how did they deflate? that's is thermo dynamics and i actually have a thermo dynamics joosh let's do it. >> it is how things react to different temperatures. we will show you, we will attempt to freeze and actually

lick kwi fie your breath. >> jimmy: good. >> we will use cold temperatures to do that t. blow that up. >> while you are doing that. >> jimmy: this doesn't look like a balloon, by the way. >> while you are doing that we need something very cold to liquefy your breath. this is where liquid nitrogen comes in. >> jimmy: where do you get liquid nitrogen? >> i know a guy. liquid nitrogen is in the air. 80% of the air but when you compress it, it gets very, very very cold. it is 320 degrees below zero fahrenheit. >> jimmy: that is cold. >> you can see it is vaporizing the moisture in the air right now and creating a cloud. all right. so now, with very few exceptions, when you get something cold, it will contract. go ahead an put your gloves and goggles on there. >> jimmy: all right. >> this is boiling. >> jimmy: what should i do with

this. >> put that there. it's fine. >> jimmy: all right. >> compared to the air in the studio it is very hot compared to the liquid nitrogen. >> jimmy: i thought it was cold. >> so the air is warm, liquid nitrogen is cold but the difference is so great. >> jimmy: i'm not listening. don't worry. >> here's what we will have you do. take the balloon. >> jimmy: all right. >> apply it to the liquid nitrogen. pour it right in there. >> jimmy: down? >> sure. then gently push it down. >> jimmy: okay. >> you don't want to touch the liquid nitrogen that. will freeze the cells in your skin and you would have to go to the hospital. >> jimmy: thank you for telling me. >> what's happening. >> jimmy: it is getting smaller. >> jimmy: it is like what happens to my testicles in the pool. >> whole different science but. >> jimmy: oh. keep pushing down on it. your breath is compressing and we are turning it in to a liquid. >> jimmy: do we do this to bum kids out at parties.

>> this is amazing. we are going to see your breath as a liquid. >> jimmy: i always wanted to see my breath as a liquid. >> see? now it is compressed. the air has not escaped it. when you pick it up that is your breath right. there. >> jimmy: can i put it back in? >> you can. blow on that. >> jimmy: blow on what. >> jimmy: >> the balloon. >> jimmy: wow, that is weird. oh, my breath. >> it's gone. >> jimmy: wow, that's pretty good. so, we can take this to another level. this bowl should hold three or four balloons and we will take those out. >> jimmy: count the balloons, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. >> that's a balloon animal. i made that. >> jimmy: i think peta will be

all over you. this is 11. look at that it is a balloon animal. it is a poodle. 12, 13, 14 -- this is a great way to store balloons. >> really is. >> jimmy: 18 balloons in this thing. wow! [ applause ] >> all right. now we can make it cooler. >> jimmy: okay. >> cooler. that's funny. so we have balloons in here as well. these do not compress as much because we put hydrogen in these. hydrogen, normally is very light and will rise up, like a helium balloon would. when you pull it off, it compresses. i will reach down and get one of the cooler ones. >> jimmy: cracks the kids up. >> always room for failure in science. there it goes. >> jimmy: wow, it is a balloon rising. >> it is a hydrogen balloon rising. >> oh.

>> jimmy: so in other words -- should i burn it? >> come on. come on. there it is. whoa. >> jimmy: whoa! wow, that's pretty good. all right. [ applause ] let's go over and do. this we have to do this quickly because we have a big finale at the end. >> we saw how things can contract. now we want to go -- did i put that fire out or just leave it? sorry. if we go from a liquid to a gas things expand. what we will attempt to do is use that theory of therm mow dynamics to obliterate a watermelon. so we have watermelon, a bottle designed to hold pressure and a nearly bullet roof giant box here. >> jimmy: okay. all right. >> all right. step number one -- come over here and go ahead and mask up. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i feel like this is

never necessary. >> all right. there we go. i will pour some warm water, helps us out. you will be in charge of liquid nitrogen. >> jimmy: good. >> i will hold that and if you will go ahead and fill up. >> jimmy: what a disaster. >> jimmy: all good. >> like "breaking bad." >> gently pour that. >> hold that for a second. >> jimmy: can i dump it on the floor? >> it is cold when it hits the floor. yeah, see? >> jimmy: you are all going to die. >> isn't that awesome? you are in charge of the watermelon. >> jimmy: okay. >> we will bring it to the box which we are calling our boom room. >> jimmy: it is heavy. this is a heavy watermelon. i hope i don't drop it. put it right on the platform in

there. is this a trick? are you going to do something terrible to me? is this like superman where you take your powers by locking me in this thing. >> all right. you want to step out now. >> jimmy: okay. >> i'm going to cap this. it will cause the liquid nitrogen. >> jimmy: you look ridiculous by the way. >> there we go. put it upside down in there. and bring it nice and close. now pressure is building up. >> jimmy: oh, it is giving birth. >> jimmy: oh, my! >> wow. >> jimmy: it's like a smoothie. here's the instant replay. oh, my gosh. that's unbelievable. science bob is here. we'll be right back with more.

>> jimmy: science bob is here. science bob, what the hell are we doing and why? >> this is our first competition in science i think on "jimmy

kimmel live." we talked about how friction helps a football. and also helps us walk, ride, and send rockets in to the air. we are going to do a friction race. we are going to experience a world without friction. we will eliminate the coefficient of friction. in three ways, one, banana peels are classically known as slippery. and then some old oiled spaghetti here. >> jimmy: okay. >> that will break down and create a possibly slippery surface and i mixed up my own batch of a polymer goo. >> cannot eat that, right? >> don't eat that. we will have a race and race down as fast as you can. >> jimmy: this is like being on mexican television. >> guillermo: exactly. what a great idea you have. this is a great idea. >> bells at either end. your mission is to be the first to ring the bell come back and whoever rings that bell is the winner. are you ready to experience with

little friction? ready, get set, go. ♪ [ laughter ] >> you are stuck in the goo. [ bell ringing ] >> jimmy: sorry, guillermo. go to science bob.com to see nothing like this. thank you, science bob. we will be back next week and good night, everybody. good night. ♪

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