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>> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] glad you have a lot of energy. i really do because i'm tired. i was up late last night. i watched david letterman's last show. did you watch letterman's last show last night? [ applause ] and then i sat up two hours thinking about it and e-mailing back and forth with cleto and then i had a dream about it. i had a dream i went to dave's house and i was supposed to stay over but somehow i broke a water pipe in his kitchen and it started flooding and his wife seemed upset with me and i went to a hotel. it must mean something. someone do a dream analysis and let me know what it means. it was a great show. my favorite part of the show, the old clips and stars and

everything but especially liked when dave took time to introduce his son's friend, tommy roboto, a 10-year-old kid. >> you cried watching the show. you did. >> jimmy: did you cry guillermo watching the show? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: i don't believe it. >> i did and then turn it off. >> jimmy: night before. he was on briefly last night. guillermo only cries when there is a tequila bottle or soccer ball involved. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my childhood is gone. remember vern slower, little guy, in the much bigger than chicken mcnugget. he was at the airport and witnessed and shot video of a man tased after breaching a tsa

check point. >> vern shroyer was on his way to ohio when he saw the suspect run away. >> taser, taser. >> i travel all the time. first time that i really witnessed something like that. >> that's the hat. >> this is the exact hat that i stole from the guy who got tased. [ cheers and applause ] he now lives in that hat. i feel sorry for the guy who got arrested. tased by the tsa and mugged by mini me. it's a bad day. the federal government released hundreds of documents they seized from osama bin laden's compound. among the many items found is a job application for al qaeda.

for real. it's like a regular job application. except it asks questions like where do you see yourself exploding in the next five years? i'd like to see a job interview for al qaeda. i see you spent eight years hating the great devil of the west. can you tell me more? you must be willing to die in the name of allah and be proficient at microsoft xl. these are real questions on the al qaeda job application. we translated them in to english. any hobbies or past times. which sha a ykhd do you listen to or read often. maybe chocolate. have you ever been in jail or prison? usually that is a bad thing but i don't know. who should we contact in case you become a martyr? let's see, my mom never answers her phone. contact my wives, there are

eight of them. contact them alphabetically so there isn't an issue. how bad must it feel to not get the job with alil al qaeda. we don't feel you are right for the job at this time. police are undergoing training because officers accidentally left their guns in the public restrooms there three times this year, which is great. the capital police chief said they are training officers on what to do when you have to go to the bathroom. in other words, the capitol police are undergoing potty training. [ laughter ] so i was wondering how it works. is there a six-week course on how not to leave your gun in the bathroom? we looked in it to. turns out the officers are required to watch a video. since it is a matter of public record, we were able to obtain

that video and this is it. >> so you want to use the bathroom while carrying a firearm. are you currently carrying a firearm? do you need to use the restroom? great, let's learn how to use both safely and responsibly. step one, stand directly in front of the urinal facing the wall. no, that's not right. there you go. now remove your genitalia. that's your gun. that stays in the holster. put that back. okay. now pee directly in to the urinal. i bet that feels nice. when others approach, greet them in a friendly way. no. yes. when you are finished, return your private parts to your pants, pack up and flush. now it's time to wash your

hands. really? the gun again? good job officer. now get out there and go -- oh, gun, gun -- you left your -- oh, nevermind. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the training video. all right. it's time for a new game on this stage behind me. we have an enormous video screen. cisco built it for us. we have been using it so you can be part of the show without leaving your home. we call it the wall of america. it is time to light it up. a new game tonight, people from around the america will face off to prove who has the most gumption of all of them. how's everybody do something all right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so here's how this will work. one of you will be selected at random. we have a little machine thing. look at a manny. he is going crazy already. once you are, guillermo will spin a wheel that we will show

now. that is the wheel. the wheel is filled with dares. wherever it lands is what we will ask you to do. are you willing to take this risk? >> yeah. >> yes. >> our final dare, you have it. first out who our first competitor will be. it is -- we have oscar from san antonio. oscar. [ applause ] all right. hi, oscar. >> hi. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. is that your house? >> actually i'm dog sitting. >> jimmy: oh, you are dog sitting. this is someone else's house. this is going to make it even more interesting. >> especially since she doesn't know i'm here. >> jimmy: oh, she doesn't. the dog or the people don't know you are there? >> no. i'm just kidding. >> jimmy: she does. because you got on her computer. let's find out what your dare

is. oscar's dare, guillermo, spin the wheel. and your dare is -- oh, this will be nice for the person for whom you are dog sitting. clean your web cam with your tongue. clean your web cam with your tongue. this is not bad. maybe the easiest of everything. all right. >> i can. >> jimmy: do it. >> jimmy: all right. oscar got off easy. who's next? go back to the board and see who is on it. our next competitor will be -- shelby from los angeles, california. hello, shelby. [ applause ] >> all right. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm great. how are you? >> jimmy: where are you right now? i'm well, thank you. >> i'm currently at ucla. >> jimmy: it seems like you

still have christmas lights up in the back there? >> we like to keep our place nice and decorated. >> jimmy: are you in a dorm room? >> yes. >> jimmy: are you ready for your dare? >> i am. >> jimmy: guillermo, spin the wheel and see what shelby will do. the wheel says -- very weak spin, guillermo -- do you have any milk in the house. >> i do. i love milk. >> jimmy: get two glasses. looks like mom sent over some trinkets to hang on the wall, doesn't it? she has a clock that something clearly mom got rid of. these speakers are well hung. >> can i use these or glasses. >> jimmy: you need two glasses. fill two glasses with milk. almond milk is fine. whatever kind of milk you want. this is classy also. shelby is not studying interior

design at ucla. all right. but it does look like a dorm room. that's what they look like. all right, shelby is filling up the glasses. there's one glass a enthere's another glass. this is a lot of work for what is going to amount to be very disappointed. >> oh, it's going to be great. >> jimmy: shelby, we need you to do ten jumping jacks while holding the milk. >> jimmy: okay. here we go. one -- full-speed jumping jacks three. that's enough. well done, shelby. shelby is in the finals. next, we have -- spin around and see where we come. paul from new orleans. hi, paul. paul, what do you do for a living. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living, paul? >> i'm in the hotel business.

>> jimmy: i see you have a pan am building behind you. >> it is public domain so it is okay. >> jimmy: paul, are you ready for your dare? >> i am indeed ready. >> jimmy: guillermo, spin the wheel and see what paul is going to do for us and the wheel lands on -- soak yourself with something other than water. >> okay. right back. >> jimmy: okay. he'll be right back. we'll see what it is. take your time. we'll go through your trinkets while you are gone. paul has a lot of hats. looks like a little hat collection there. it is a weird thing to display a hat, isn't it? >> we have some iced tea, a beverage in a can. >> jimmy: that seems good. soak yourself completely with that. >> thank you for this, jimmy in advance. >> jimmy: thank you. i can't thank you enough.

>> for you, anything. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. >> ready? little chilly. maybe vodka would be better. here we go. >> jimmy: oh, give yourself a good hardy soaking. >> oh, oh! >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. when we come back this week in unnecessary censorship. we'll be right back. ♪ >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by shinola. visit shinola.com to see where american is made. brace yourself for the boldest flavor ever to... hit your mouth beer cheese beer cheese jalapeños bacon pork

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welcome back. howie mandel, music from zedd and ray liotta is here. during the break we got to watch paul change clothes and slick his hair back. paul, we were watching you through the whole thing. >> i hope you saw something that you have never seen before. >> jimmy: well, we have one more dare to issue. guillermo has been keeping it in a safe place. this is in the on the wheel. guillermo, please reveal what our final dare is. >> oh, no. >> guillermo: it's in my shoes. >> jimmy: it's hidden in his shoes. very good. guillermo, pull it out of your shoe and read it aloud. >> guillermo: destroy something you love. >> jimmy: destroy something you love. this does not include pets or children. i want to say that for the record, okay.

destroy something you love and i will decide which of you made the greatest sacrifice. are you ready? look at paul's face. it has to be something you love. but don't worry. it's going to be totally worth it. >> for you, jimmy, for you. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. i just remembered that oscar is in someone else's house right now. oscar, what do you have there? >> my shoes. >> jimmy: you don't have any stuff there. it's not your house, right? go ahead and destroy your shoes. shelby, what do you have there? >> this is my to do list the past two years. it is a lot to me and my college experience. time for it to go. >> jimmy: i'm starting to

chicken out on this idea. find something else, shell by i don't like you to destroy that. paul, what do you have up there? >> in 2013, i was awarded the hotel of the year award. i was awarded this award over 2500 hotels in the united states and it's been sitting on my mantle and i have a hammer here and i'm going to take -- >> jimmy: do you have a lot of awards? >> i have had several, but this was the first time i won an award for the entire united states. my favorite award. >> jimmy: let me say. >> i mean, i love this. >> jimmy: oscar you might as well stop destroying your shoe. and shelby, i'm no going to make you destroy that book. because i think paul is about to win this contest. >> oh, no.

>> jimmy: paul, be careful. do not hurt yourself. >> let me put my glasses on. >> jimmy: they are not safety glasses but -- >> i'm going to stand up. >> jimmy: okay. just like this. >> jimmy: why are you wet again, by the way. >> i never got dry. >> jimmy: okay. here we go. this is a smart way to do it. the safe way to do it, kids, at home. and there we go. nicely done. all of our contestants, shelby, oscar, paul. paul, you are the winner and for your efforts tonight, you just won a vicks warm move humidifier and a tower of cd roms. if you would like to be part of the wall of america to win valuable prizes -- that was ridiculous -- sign up at "jimmy kimmel live".com. it is time to bleep and blur the

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>> jimmy: tonight, from the new miniseries "texas rising," ray liotta is here. then later, his new album is called "true colors." zedd from the at&t outdoor stage. tomorrow night, jennifer connelly, judd apatow, music from twenty-one pilots, and i will take on the north american school scrabble champions, who recorded a video message for me. >> scrabble champs and we are coming for you. we are coming for you, guillermo. >> you are going down, jimmy. >> i bet you don't have a trophy as big as ththis. >> how do you spell kimmel? los loser. >> jimmy: as you can see these are terrible children and i will

stop them. our next guest is a gifted performer from canada who loves the country so much that he wants everyone to rub and sneeze all over him. season 10 of "america's got talent" returns tuesday to nbc. please welcome howie mandel. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i want to -- thank you. thank you. i just -- okay. i'm going to explain this. >> jimmy: okay. >> i had a friend two weeks ago -- this is not a joke. this is true. a friend who went sky diving two

weeks ago. it was his first jump. i know nothing about sky dive org anything. he sent me a video and he sent me a tandem jump and a tandem jump is where another guy is hooked on to you to take you through it and put you at ease and make sure nothing goes wrong. he said he was so nervous. and he landed and it was the best thing. here's what happened. you called me and asked me to be on the show. right in the middle of season ten of "america's got talent." and i don't know. i don't feel prepared. -- no. i'm nervous. i watched letterman last night. and you want to do something good. i want to be great. and i don't feel like i had it. i said, why reserve this only for sky diving? why can't you be -- why can't you be a guest? [ cheers and applause ] so i googled and i'm doing a

tandem appearance tonight on a talk show. and dave is -- i guess he does this. >> jimmy: sdaif like your comfort animal. >> why don't you have a seat? >>. [ cheers and applause ] >> i don't know. i don't know i'm so nervous. i really am. >> i think it is interesting that you will not shake hands with another human but will strap yourself to a man. >> we're not touching. >> jimmy: i'll ignore dave then. that's not impolite. i want to ask you about something. this is ridiculous. get rid of dave. >> should i? >> jimmy: yes. >> do i have the energy to do. this unhook me. >> jimmy: you don't need dave. >> relax, howie. >> whoa, whoa.

dave, my wife wants to go to bed by midnight. so be there. >> jimmy: this works out well for her. >> i'm nervous about that. >> jimmy: you love practical jokes. >> i love practical jokes. >> jimmy: i love that you love practical jokes. you are good at it. you have done it to me. do you love when people do it to you? >> no, no, no. and i think the reference you are making is recently my son -- well, there's a guy on you tube by the name of roman atwood. and roman atwood on you tube does very well. he has befriended my son, who works with him and does his own -- @alex man dell. they tped my house. >> they really. >> toilet papered. >> jimmy: they really. >> look at my house. i know. i know. i walked in to this. okay. so first of all, i was upset. i live in a gated community.

how did he get in? my son alex let him in. and then the kid doesn't plan. my son doesn't plan. it's funny, right, 10 million hits on you tube if you go on you tube and watch. but do you think he had a plan of getting rid of the clean up. >> jimmy: there is cleanup. >> i hired -- $2,000. >> >> jimmy: oh, no. >> it was two guys that came over -- one guy. it was tandem. >> jimmy: wow, that's a lot. >> $2,000 because they have to walk on the roof and clean it up. i was angry with my son and it is hard to be angry and proud at the same time. i will tell you, i hate when i feel like i have been -- but things happen to me. practical jokes happen to me when i'm not even trying. i will give you an example. i'm in new york -- i don't know why -- i'm going to tell you. this i called the doctor's office because my foot was

itchy. i'm a hypocon degree yak. normally if a foot itches, you scratch it. not me. i call 911. i went to the doctor's office and he told me i might have a little athlete's foot. it freaked me out. i take 20 showers a day and that's how i got it. public showers -- i'm not taking public showers but alone in a hotel. he told me to buy lamasil. is anyone here a medical person? >> jimmy: i am. >> have you heard of lamisil. why do you know it? >> jimmy: it is on tv all the time. >> i hear it is great. >> i went to the drugstore. beautiful young lady goes, i said lamasil and there is a run. i get there and look at the tube. you know what it says on the you tube. it says for jock itch. i thought i heard it wrong and

there is an 800 number. why would there be a 800 number for itchy nuts. why would there be an emergency? i figured i had to get information. i called the 800 number. a female. who puts a female on an itchy nut hotline? you should not do it. wait, wait, this is not a story. this is the truth. i call, like an idiot i disguise my voice because howie mandel. what's wrong with his nuts. hello, hello. i said i have lamasil here. i said i have an itchy foot. and she said no problem. and i said how can this be the right stuff and she said don't worry, athletes foot and jock itch are the same thing. how is that possible? who are these people in a public shower doing this?

why would you want -- you never want to touch -- i would never -- i wouldn't want my testicles on the floor. >> jimmy: you wouldn't really? >> no. not even because i was afraid i would get a foot fungus because i don't thoet totally shave and dwropt get tangled. you call the concierge. people recognize you in public and all i have is this ointment and like an idiot, people are looking. you know how i covered it, doritos. now i have chips and tess tickal ointment. i have to get out of there. another pretty woman at the cash register. i'm surrounded by pretty women. they see the ointment for my nuts so i gave the girl a 20 and she says do you have a quarter. do you have a quarter because i can give you change. i don't think that people are

looking at me and the nut cream. i'm trying to get a quarter. i'm just standing there trying -- i want to make it easy. i just want to make it easy. so i don't need practical jokes to be done on me. they just happen to me. >> jimmy: howie mandel, everyone. "america's got talent" returns may 26th on nbc. we'll be right back. ♪ >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. networks. they let us use our phones to do amazing things. but why sign a two-year phone contract just to use them? at net10 wireless you can use the phone you already have. and keep your network and number too. for up to half the cost. only on the bring your own phone plan. that's wireless your way. now, get unlimited talk and text, plus 5gb of high-speed data,

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>> jimmy: still to come, music from zedd. our next guest is a great actor. you know him from more great movies than it would be responsible to mention. you can see him next play a vengeful alamo survivor named lorca in the new mini-series "texas rising." it premieres monday at 9:00 on the history channel. please welcome ray liotta. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> i just want to say that was really classy of you last night to not have a show and leave it to david. >> jimmy: was it? i love david and i appreciate

you saying that t. i haven't seen you in quite a while. how long has it been? >> the last time i saw you is the day you went -- you did a show in new york and here. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. for regis at that time. >> is that what it was you were wiped out. you don't remember me being here. >> jimmy: it was the end of the week and i think it was -- another one of my stupid ideas. i want to mention this because this guy lorca is scary looking character. this is the character you play in "texas rising." he looks like he should be out on hollywood boulevard actually. >> that's what i did to prepare. i just went up and down hollywood boulevard. >> jimmy: this is not what i imagine when i hear the alamo. this is not the sort of the thing but probably what it was like. >> i would think so, yeah. right there, i'm waking up in a pit of dead bodies. they think i'm dead. i look over and i see my dead daughter, my dead son and my dead wife, and then i just go

nuts. >> jimmy: you don't seem like the western type to me. are you? no. >> no. i don't think you would normally think of me -- from new jersey, but all to do is say -- >> jimmy: did you ride a horse? >> we did a lot of horseback riding. only horseback riding i did is up a train. the horse is like 90 years old and barely get through. we trained hard for that. i wanted to do my own stunts. it was great and the piece really came out. >> jimmy: good fellas is one of the greatest -- [ applause ] i've seen that movie 80 times or something like that yochl. you celebrated the anniversary, and all got together. that seemed to be fun? maybe not. >> it was great seeing everybody, bob was there, de niro, pesci didn't make it.

>> jimmy: really? >> he sent a letter. >> jimmy: how old fashioned. >> and bob read it. it said, basic lirks sorry i can't [ bleep ] there, [ bleep ] [ bleep ], [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. what the [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: even curses when writes. >> he's a funny guy. >> jimmy: that might be the greatest scene ever. it still makes me nervous even though i know what is happening in that scene. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: good fellas you learn to ride a horse. do you learn to be a mobster? or can you even -- >> they gave me a guy who was a cop and his family was a in the mob and we go get there eating and he is telling me things and sharing things. my wallet is not there. i'm like what did i do with my wallet. we go back. this is like in queens.

people all over the place walking up and down. all of a sudden i walk, there's my wallet. no question he took it from me. he took it from me and i guess after he threw it on the street and said oh, look. there it is. >> jimmy: why do you think that happened? >> he's a douche. >> jimmy: all right. well, that's a good reason. but he's a douche with a heart of gold. was the money still in it? >> whatever it was. he clipped me. >> jimmy: did he want to show you what he could do? >> i don't know but he did. >> jimmy: do you -- when you run in to guys, especially italian guys, do they kind of try to get you to put them in movies and get them in movies? >> no, but it did happen -- the night that i got the part, lorraine and i found out -- we went to marty's apartment and a place called rayo's.

you know that. >> jimmy: sure. >> we were having a nice dinner and toward dessert all of these guys were coming up and they were basically auditioning and they were doing it by saying i know a guy who did this and the other tops it and the stories got worse and worse. you know they were talking about themselves. that kind of thing. >> jimmy: you don't have to be in the fbi. tell people you are directing a movie and get all the information you need. great to see you. looks like a great mini series. "texas rising" premieres monday at 9:00 pm on the history channel. ray liotta, everybody. we'll be right back with zedd. ♪ >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

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his album "true colors." here with the song "beautiful now," with some help from jon bellion and mike einzinger, zedd! [ applause ] ♪ ♪ i see what you're wearing there's nothing beneath it forgive me for staring forgive me for breathing ♪ ♪ we might not know why we might not know how but baby tonight we're beautiful now ♪ ♪ we're beautiful now we're beautiful now ♪ ♪ we might not know why we might not know how but baby tonight we're beautiful now ♪ ♪ we'll light up the sky we'll open the clouds 'cause baby tonight we're beautiful now ♪ ♪ we're beautiful ♪ ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba bah ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-bah ♪ ♪ we're beautiful

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ba ba ba ba ba-bah ♪ ♪ ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba bah ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-bah ♪ ♪ we're beautiful e ♪ ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba bah ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-bah ♪ ♪ ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba bah ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-bah ♪ >> let's go! let's go! ♪ let's live tonight ba ba bah ba ba bah ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-bah ♪ ♪ ba ba ba ba bah-ba ♪ let's live tonight like fireflies and one by one light up in the sky ♪ ♪ we disappear and pass the crown you're beautiful you're beautiful ♪ ♪ we're beautiful now we're beautiful now

beautiful ♪ ♪ we're beautiful now >> you guys ready? we're beautiful ♪ ♪ ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba bah ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ♪ ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba bah ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ♪ we're beautiful now ♪ ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba bah we're beautiful now ♪ ♪ ba ba ba ba bah-ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-bah ♪ ♪ we're beautiful now we're beautiful ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

this is "nightline." tonight, breaking news, a suspect in connection with the quadruple homicide in the d.c. mansion is now in custody. tonight, a special agent tells us exclusively how they identified him from a domino's pizza crust. revealing his connection to the family members they believe he killed. for 60 years, it's been called the happiest place on earth. now it's time to celebrate. tonight, we are going inside the magic at a blowout anniversary bash. learning the secrets and high-tech tricks that will take disneyland in to the future. and we're going on the town with zedd. he's not on top of the world yet but he's definitely on top of new york city. tonight the musician turns the empire state building in to a dance club to celebrate his new