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fighting spirit and found his way out of the yard where he was being tied up or perhaps someone just let him go, lot of times when we see emaciated dogs the people are just looking to get rid of the dogs. >> trooper had emergency surgery at delco spca today and is doing well but because he is so under weight, he faces a long road to recovery. several thousand people came to the state capitol in dover today to pay their respects to beau biden. but before the the public came in, biden's family, including his dad, vice-president joe biden, followed beau's casket into legislative hall. the biden family greeted well wishers with hugs, tears and even smiles. beau's two children sought comfort of their mother allie a and their grand mom jill. beau biden -- joe biden may be vice-president but in delaware he is still joe and greeted mourners and friend with his home state warmth.
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outside a long line of of delaware residents waited to pass by biden's casket and many spoke fondly and respectfully of beau biden. >> i met beau a few times. he was the most genuine, most kind, neat man you would ever want to meet. >> he always had time for everyone and he was never in a rush. >> there will be two viewings for beau biden tomorrow at saint anthony of padua church in wilmington from 1:00 to 4:00 and 6:00 to 9:00. mass have of christian burial will be held at 10:30 saturday morning. funeral services were held for a new jersey trooper, killed on a line of duty. twenty-four year-old anthony raspa died saturday morning, he was patrolling a stretch of highway in monmouth county when his cruiser hit a deer. he went off the road and slammed in the tree. governor chris christie was among mourners at the church, today in somerset, new jersey. deptford police are searching for the robber who
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held up the cornerstone bank. the robbery happened tuesday, at the branch on route 45. surveillance pictures showed the man and police say displayed a semiautomatic handgun and then demanded cash. teller filled the bag, the suspect ran off. still to come on "action news" tonight a bull dog named elvis is on the mend tonight, a after his owner, who saw the animal, consumed something very unusual, and a drug being called a female viagra gets the green light from federal health experts, cecily. cool night, another round of showers moving through, i amtraking a somewhat damp start to your morning commute but a big improvement over the weekend. all of the details in the accu weather forecast. phillies go for a sweep begins the red, ducis rodgers has that story when "action news" continues tonight. we have some breaking news
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from the lawn dale section of philadelphia, where an off-duty police officer has shot ape killed a robbery suspect. details are still coming in but it happened in the 6900 block of rising sun avenue, just 30 minutes ago, two armed robbery suspects were confronted by the officer, a gun battle ensued, one of the suspects was hit leaving a blood trail as they fled, and unidentified suspects body was found a short distance away on tyson avenue. the second suspect remains at large. the off-duty officer was not hurt. of course, we will have more on this story on "action news" beginning at 4:30 and as we get it at six abc.com. bull dog named elvis who has an unusual appetite is on the mend tonight. doctors at the veterinary specialty and emergency center in levittown successfully removed three pacifiers from
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his stomach. his owner rush him to the vet a few weeks ago after seeing him eat one of those pacifiers and a x-ray revealed no less than three whole ones inside his stomach. doctors used an endoscope to pull them out. elvis is doing quite well tonight. hydraulic fracturing also known as fraking to drill for oil and natural gas has not caused widespread harm to drinking water. that is the a assessment made by the environmental protection agency, however, they warned that the controversial drilling technique could a affect drinking what the fur safe guard are not maintained. fraking involves pumping huge volumes of water, sand, chemicals to split open rock formations so oil and gas can flow. in the race for president, an 11th republican announced his bid today former texas governor rick perry toll supporters that they have had the the the power to project
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american strength and grow the nation's economy at the same time. perry ran in 2012 and tumbled from early front runner status following a series on have gaffs. on health check at 11:00 a female version of the viagra a took a major step forward today. a food and drug administration panel voted to approve the daily pill, and that approval comes to the condition that its manufacturer develops a plan to limit safety risks. side effects included fatigue, low blood pressure, and, fainting could come from taking the drug. experts acknowledge that the drug's effect is not very strong but says it is a need for f.d.a. approved drugs to address female sexual problems. the official decision by f.d.a. is expected in august. subway wants to give new meaning to the eat fresh slogan, today it joined the list of food companies vowing to drop artificial ingredients from the menu.
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subway will eliminate artificial flavors, colors, and preservatives by 2017. pizza hut, taco bell and chipotle announced recent changes in their menus. delaware count would i men's commission celebrated a milestone tonight, they celebrated their 30th anniversary with a reception at springfield country club. they honored jane gar is son for the pearl a award for her philanthropic and volunteer work. new exhibit is now opened at the the national constitution center in philadelphia, which chronicles journey toward civil rights for gay people. an opening reception took place tonight to unveil, speaking out for equality, a constitution, gay rights, and the supreme court. the it charts the gay rights movement and is opened through the even of the year. philadelphia archbishop charles chaput took sometime tonight to take part in the question/answer session with more than 100 young catholics. he did so, with a sports bar. the archbishop took questions at the field house in center
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city about his journey to the priesthood his personal interests and, of course, upcoming visit by pope francis. the special olympics flames of hope made its way to philadelphia tonight. the flame is on a cross country tour headed for los angeles for this years games to be held. they hosted a celebration in south philadelphia tonight. the the relay resumes at 6:30 in the morning from the steps of the philadelphia museum of art. rick williams helped present award tonight to deserving scholars at the pennsylvania convention center. this is the 25th anniversary for the philadelphia a few tours program, the sponsor a scholar program helps low income students get into and succeed in college. eighty-five of the high school seniors will attend college, this fall. just an extraordinary, organization doing extraordinary work. >> congratulations to them. >> absolutely. >> cecily tynan with the accu
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weather forecast. >> speaking of attending college in fall, it felt like fall. it has been cloudy and cool. storm tracker six live double scan showing we have a line of showers really cutting straight a across, the delaware valley. most of this is on the light side but if you look across gloucester county, we will be moving across the river into new castle county we do have have some of the yellow, and those are the spotty embedded heavier downpours. thinks all lifting up to the north and west and with the showers and the clouds, come the cool temperatures. we're in the 50's right now. 59 degrees in philadelphia our high today 70. our average high for this time of the year is up to 80 degrees. we were a full 10 degrees below average. millville is 56. trenton 56. sea isle city 57. allentown 58. reading is the only hold out currently at 60 degrees. reading will be dropping down in the 50's overnight and lower 50's. satellite six with action radar showing what is going on. we have low pressure to the south. we will see that spin.
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high pressure in the north. combination of the two, pulling wind off the ocean. that is brings us cloud, showers and cool temperatures and that will be holding for your morning commute. the morning commute i'm not expecting widespread help heavy rain, but we will have some spotty showers, a lot of clouds. it will be cool the at 6:00 o'clock. 58 degrees. by 8:00 o'clock up to 60 degrees. as we head through the the the take we will see peaks of sunshine. not a bright, sunny day but filtered sunshine by the afternoon. little bit warmer then today. 73 degrees. big change comes during the day on saturday, this cold front will slice through, with some cloud in the morning, perhaps some showers in the morning but high pressure moves in for the afternoon. what this will do is bring us loads of sunshine, down sloping wind. that will warm the temperature up to 82. a saturday afternoon looking nice and sunday should be nice as well. heading to the poconos you will not ab loan. it is race weekend in the poconos and weather is really cooperating. tomorrow cloud giving way to
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sunshine. 69 degrees. saturday, partly sunny. seventy-three. for the sprint cup series on sunday, it is looking nice, sunny, pleasantly cool will with a high of 68 degrees. all this week, hasn't been beach weather but that will be changing on saturday. so tomorrow the cloud will hold in and then it will be damp, cool. 62 degrees. saturday a land breeze kicks up. 75 degrees with some sunshine. sun take a sea breeze dropping temperature down to 70. but weekend decent at the beach. so the exclusive accu weather seven day forecast lingering cloud but a few peaks of sunshine tomorrow afternoon. 73 degrees. saturday, morning clouds, afternoon sunshine. eighty-two. sunday, mostly sunny and pleasant 78 degrees. on monday we will warm up to 84 degrees, a front in the afternoon will bring us a round of showers and thunderstorms and then behind that system it will get warmer and in more muggy on tuesday, 86 degrees, by a thunderstorm possible, 86 on wednesday, and then we will really get toasty
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on thursday, more humid with a high of 89 degrees. so one more cloudy some what cool day and then temperatures really begin to warm up. >> all right, cecily, thank you. dozens of students took part in the ceremony tonight to celebrate their successful transition to high school over the past year. imotech institute and charter high school in west oak lane held this right of passage ceremony to congratulate ninth graders for their success. it incorporated african traditions, history, and symbolism. more than 30 high school seniors are getting a helping hand in the college education thanks to first trust bank. these students are winners of the samuel green scholarships which were awarded tonight at the the franklin institute. winning students were selected based on their essays called how my education will help me cultivate prosperity in my community. we congratulate all of them. we are looking at a graduate of the pennsylvania's first university based charter school, 448th graders were
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promoted from the widener partnership charter school in chester. the surprise graduation gift officials announced an extra incentives for these folks to keep their grade up during high school. widener will fun scholarships for deserving school ships to attend widener university for all four years of college.
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february 2nd, and magee has been head coach at philadelphia a university, since 1967. he has more than 1,000 wins new because that happened in the middle of the season. >> yeah, pretty good. >> phillies looking pretty good tonight, didn't quite get there. >> cardiac kids could not do it again tonight. two games with the cincinnati reds, two dramatic come from behind victories. phillies were in position to do it again tonight that means they fell behind. jason kelce at the park. that is not a chip kelly approved alcohol drink he ordered. miguel franco we talk about his bat. how about his glove. nice catch. bottom half of the inning, there is bat. that is a gap for a double. chase utley scores. one to nothing phillies. third inning, joey votto, about to be robbed by utley. utley, controversy in the fifth inning. bases loaded, freddie galvis
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comes home. runner is out. play is reviewed. you cannot block the plate. the call is overturn. red lead three -two. aaron harang gives up a two run single. phillies lose six-four. jake diekman option todd triple a to work on some things. the eagles receiving core was a plus last season but with jeremy pennsylvania maclin gone will that still be the case. that unit vice young, jordan matthews and josh huff are entering their second season and hopefully will continue to improve. now you add first round pick nelson ago will who will or. >> you know, me and nelson are like players. he jump right in with me and josh. even two of the free agent guys, and, they are older than me. we got a nice young group of guys. you know, the talent, jump off the board. he is one of the most out spoken guys on the team already. game one of the nba finals
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does not disappoint, calves and warriors from the northern california. former sixers, andre iguodala, hits a three to make it 86-85. iggy does witt one shoe. lebron james, three-point shot. been off, ties the game, going into overtime. the warriors out score cavilers ten-two. golden state wins 108-100 despite 44 from lebron. game two on sunday. we will talk sixers next.
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legitimate, seven footers. brett brown coached a pair of all-star big men in san antonio with tim duncan and david robinson. >> i'm going through all of those games, back when in 1999 to get reminded of what timmy and david did together and, you know, i have studied a lot about trying to even become i hope better, to best use them but we will give it a chance. we will develop those two accordingly. if we can pull it off, and i think that we can, it will be very unique and effective in the league. >> there is a woods atop of the leader board but not tiger woods. memorial is an event woods has won five times, he is in eighty-sixth place. how about his niece, on the lpga tour. career low round of 63, in the emmanuel classic. she's in the tie for first place. >> maybe she can give tiger some pep. >> he can use it these days. finally summer a may not have officially started yet
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but summer camp is about to get in full swing. horsham camp in montgomery county invited the community to the eighty-third annual welcoming supper tonight. parents, and kid got a chance to sees some of the activities in store for campers this summer, in addition to the delicious dinner, kid enjoyed a hey ride. camp opens up june between the second. jimmy kimmel live next on channel six, followed by night line. jimmy a's guest tonight guess he have gordon le vet, and music from wis cleve a a. a "action news" continues at 4:30 with tamala edward, matt o'donnell, meteorologist david murphy and karen rodgers with traffic. for cecily tynan, ducis rodgers and the entire "action news" team, i'm jim gardner, good night. >> ♪
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! joseph gordon-levitt. from "entourage", emmanuelle chriqui. this week in unnecessary censorship. and music from wiz khalifa. with cleto and the cletones. and now, it's all right, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome. hi. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thanks to all of you for coming in on this sacred night of basketball. earlier tonight an abc game one of the nba finals between the golden state warriors and cleveland cavaliers. if you want to vote on who should win with, the phone line russian still open. they have an interesting format, interesting way they are doing the finals this year. games one and two take place in oakland. then the series shifts to cleveland for games three and four. then fifa will sell the location for the last games to whoever bids the -- whoever pays the highest. i love the beginning of the series. anything could happen. it could go four games, five games or six games or seven.
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four things can happen. but still that's a lot of things, right? my hope is that by the end of the series we'll all learn a valuable lesson about the power of team work. hey, there's a new -- we have a new republican candidate for president who also happens to be an old republican candidate for president, former texas governor rick perry. remember rick perry? [ cheers and applause ] >> he was hoping you wouldn't. rick perry, you may recall, ran for president in 2012. that went over so well that today he announced he's doing it again. >> let's give them a president who leads us in the direction of our highest dreams, our best dreams, our highest hopes and our greatest promise. >> boy is he sweating with like a pig. give him some air conditioning. you may notice he's wearing glasses which means he's smarter
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than the last time. rick perry isn't known for his intellect. rick perry makes george w. bush look like george h.w. bush but he's at it again and why not? there are only so many coyotes you can shoot on your ranch. what else does he have to do. the republican presidential race has more characters than "game of thrones." this, by the way, is how they should pick a candidate. are you familiar with the roman candle? it is like a thick cardboard tube that shoots fire balls. i used to get them when i was a kid for the 4th of july. i think they are illegal almost every place. i don't know how these guys got ahold of it. these group of friends decided to have a roman candle shootout. i don't know if there were teams or every man for himself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it almost looks like a "star wars" battle of some kind
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little balls of fire they are shooting at each other, which is -- you could lose an eyebrow doing that sort of thing. i have to say, i don't know, looks like a lot of fun to me. i would totally do that. if anyone has one of those things, mail them here. guillermo and i will shoot them at each other. >> guillermo: sure. let's do it. >> jimmy: have you ever played with one of those roman candles. >> guillermo: no. >> you would love it. put one on your birthday cake and see what happens. they have a new lotto game in indiana. it is called bringing home the bacon. what makes the lottery unique is the tickets are bacon scented, and the prizes are bacon. it is a scratch off game. the tickets cost $2. you can win up to $10,000 and five lucky players will win a 20-year supply of bacon which is actually a smart move, if you think about it. [ applause ]
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because there's no way the people who win that are going to live 20 years. [ laughter ] bacon-scented lottery tickets and they say we don't make anything in america anymore would you buy a lottery ticket that smells like bacon. >> guillermo: of course. i love bacon. >> jimmy: guillermo, i don't know if you saw this but there is a research group that did an international study and found the people happiest with their looks, their appearance live in what country. in all the world with, you want to guess? >> guillermo: mexico. >> jimmy: he hit on the head. mexicans are happier with their looks than anyone in the world. i would have guessed kardashians but -- 74% of mexicans say they are either completely satisfied or fairly satisfied with their looks. are you satisfied with your looks? >> guillermo: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: why wouldn't you be? the people of turkey are the second happiest.
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ukrainians and brazilians tied for third. the united states in sixth. 60% of us are satisfied with our looks. and the japanese are the most unhappy with their looks of all of the countries which is probably why they keep building sex robots. so congratulations, you beautiful little man. >> guillermo: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: speaking of other countries and appearance, have you seen kim jong-un lately? there are photos of him and he has put on pounds. there he is. looks like he is posing for a weight watchers ad. according to sources, kim jong-un has been emotionally eating since dennis rodman was spotted on a date with another dictator. last night at yankee stadium, the governor of new jersey, chris christie took part in a celebrity softball game to help a local charity. there he is.
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steps in the batter's box. playing for the nypd. you can see he's -- i don't know about you, but i'll tell you something, i admire a very fat man who voluntarily squeezes in to a pair of stretch pants like that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i feel like we got a visit from the ghost of babe ruth there. we do our show from hollywood, california. i live here. i was born in brooklyn. i love both coasts. i really do. for whatever reason there is a rivalry between l.a. and new york. so we decided to have fun with that. we sent a camera crew to talk to real new yorkers and had another crew ask the same questions in l.a. we asked people from new york to do an impression from people from l.a. and vice-versa. the result is this -- l.a. versus new york.
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♪ >> what's the most annoying thing about people from l.a.? >> i think their accent. >> what's the accent like? >> it just slow. >> can you give an example? >> they sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of their mouth i think. it's very slow. they speak like this. i can't take it. i like to talk fast. >> tell me about the foods you think new yorkers eat. >> pizza, chinese food getting delivered at 4:00 in the morning. we don't have that. italian i heard is great. >> if you were a northeastern l.a. ordering lunch, how would you do it? what would you sound like? >> hi. i'd like to order the kale salad. i hope it is hand picked outside and i need to feed my rabbits at home. >> i will have some chicken, i
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guess but whatever. >> can i have you know, like, you know, is there, like, i don't know, like a sandwich? can i have a salad, a salad and a side salad, please with a half an avocado? >> hey, dude, totally awesome, dude. where is my surfboard. >> do an impression of a new yorker ordering a slice of pizza. >> yo, mom, you want to get some pizza there, make me some coffee, too. >> you guys have fresh pepperoni in here. >> extra cheese, please. >> one pie. >> you want to have a call zone. you have calzone for me. >> are you a professional actress? >> yeah, i am. >> give me an impression of someone from new york. >> you step on my toes, big whup, you want to fight about it? >> now do somebody from new
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york. >> can you do an impression of a new yorker calling a cab? >> can i move around? >> sure. >> oh. >> oh, my! >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. when we come back, we are going to talk to a guy in brooklyn who has a great invention. he invented a pizza topped with a pizza. you can go to his restaurant and order a pizza with a pizza on it. his name is sean and sean will tell us about this pizza next. plus this week in unnecessary censorship, too. so stick around. ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: hi there. tonight on the show, music from wiz khalifa, from the "entourage" movie, we have an important subject, might be the most important snubt the world, pizza. a pizza shop and the co-owner is getting attention for inventing a pizza topped with another pizza. they only started to sell this last weekend. it's become, i guess a huge success. already the number two cause of death in america. it's the brain child of sean berfume and he is the co-owner of vinnie's. as a pizza aficionado i must know about this. how are you? >> that's your place.
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that's vinnie's. is there a vinnie? >> no. >> jimmy: there's no vinnie? >> no one would buy from sean's pizza. >> jimmy: wait a minute. already you are committing fraud right off the bat. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do you call the new invention pizza? is there a name for it? >> yeah, it is called mini vinnie. >> jimmy: mini vinnie. and yet it is not mini at all. it is two pizzas really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and may we see the mini vinnie? >> yes, you may. >> jimmy: okay. let's take a look. this is it, folks. get ready. i bet we will always remember where we were at this moment. there you see a little pizza on top of a big pizza. wow. have you considered maybe a bowl of soup with more soup in it? this is remarkable. how did you come up with this
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idea? >> i was bored at work and just trying different things. >> jimmy: did medical marijuana play a role in this decision? >> not medical. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you started this last week and how many have you sold, how many pizzas have been sold so far? >> probably about a thousand so far. >> jimmy: wow, that's a lot. isn't it? >> yeah, that's a lot. >> jimmy: how do you prepare? do you do smig anything special or throw one on top of the other? >> a little more than that. i make a small pizza first and throw that in and cook a large pizza and when the large pizza is almost done i cut that up and put it in so it melts on it. so it is not thrown on. >> jimmy: so simple and brilliant at the same time. when people ask for no gluten in their pizza, do you punch them
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in the face? >> no. i mean, i'll sell whatever people want to buy. >> jimmy: all right. you are known -- i know you are known for your daily specials board, which is inspired by movies and television and stuff like that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: tell us about some of your daily specials. >> we had a "breaking bad" one called bacon bad. >> jimmy: what was on that pizza? >> a lot of bacon and pepperoni and extra cheese. >> jimmy: okay. >> with that i had a meth ham feta bean. >> jimmy: nice. i would have thought the "breaking bad" pizza would have been served on the roof, right? >> definitely. >> jimmy: what is tonight's special? i know you have done something --
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>> you actually might like today's special. hold on. >> jimmy: let's see what today's is. i heard you did something special for us. you drew this picture of me? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's pretty good. >> the jimmychanga. >> jimmy: deep fried spicy chicken, pico and a black bean pie. sounds great. the kimmelt is melted mozzarella, cheddar -- i would never put cheddar on -- can you take off the cheddar? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: but keep the parmesan. i like that. sean, you are an american hero. i'm here to present you right now with -- i don't know what we are calling it but i will put it around your neck. we will mail this to you. it is our version of the
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presidential medal of freedom and it will be hanging around your neck. thank you, sean. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: vinnie's pizza in brooklyn. i'm sure you will treasure this. one more thing, it's thursday night and time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of week whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> u.s. secretary of state john kerry is now on his way to boston after breaking his [ bleep ] on in a bicycle crash. >> i'm a man with many [ bleep ]. >> i kind of learned everything sexual i knew as a kid by [ bleep ] our cows. >> here with terry crews who [ bleep ] more than anyone in hollywood. >> would you [ bleep ] your mother? >> i would [ bleep ] my brother, sister, every relative, every person i can. >> police near detroit spent part of their shift [ bleep ] a pig which led to a priceless photograph. >> [ bleep ] in my sleep.
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you can't be [ bleep ] in your sleep. i watch you when you sleep. >> do you have rituals or things you do before a race? >> i'm not superstitious but i like to take a [ bleep ] before the race. >> bridges are great place to [ bleep ] chicks. >> today might be a good day to be a mother. >> when you are [ bleep ] and they are sucking that's when you have fun. >> nothing says fun like watching with grown man ram their [ bleep ] in to each other. hey, is that your dad? >> >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from wiz khalifa, from the "entourage" movie, emmanuelle chriqui is here, and we'll be right back with joseph gordon-levitt. so sdik stick around. tick aroun. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by lifetime's series where bad people make good tv every monday night.
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>> jimmy: tonight, from the new "entourage" movie, emmanuelle chriqui is here. then, a performer extraordinaire, with the number one song in the country from the "furious 7" soundtrack, wiz khalifa from the at&t outdoor stage. you can see him live this summer, on the "boys of zummer tour" with fall out boy. on sunday, game two of the nba finals and night two of our nba game night primetime specials with steve harvey, michael jordan and jimmy butler of the chicago bulls. that's sunday night, before the
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game at 7:00 eastern, 6:00 central, and after the game for those on the west coast. and then we will be in primetime again next week for games three and four with amy poehler, and adam sandler. our first guest is a multi-talented young man whom you know from movies and television. he is the creator, producer and host of, "hit record on tv" which returns to pivot friday, june 12th. please welcome the boy wonder, joseph gordon-levitt. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how's life? >> pretty good, man. >> jimmy: by the way, your show is so much fun to watch. so creative. >> thank you. >> jimmy: for those that don't know, this show is a lot of people, viewers will send in their work and you -- it must
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be -- must be wore more work putting this all together than doing it yourself. >> yeah, maybe that's true. yeah. there's so -- i feel lucky to get to work within the entertainment industry. i love my job and i'm grateful to get to do it but there are a lot of people out there who are really skilled artists and talented people that don't necessarily have that opportunity. >> jimmy: they don't have a platform. >> they don't live in l.a. don't have an agent. so "hit record." anyone can join our website and there are a bunch of collaborations and that's how we make our short films, cartoons and documents that we put on the show. >> jimmy: people make cartoons, animations, claymations and you put it together and make a show out of it. you have a theme -- the one i saw was dark was the theme. people run with it and it comes out really good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the reason i want to bring this up is because i met somebody not long ago who needs
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your help. >> okay. >>. >> jimmy: he's from sweden. he's in our audience tonight. he's apparently the victim of a scam where he thought he was moving here to go to ucla and instead he is going to glendale community college. >> hi. >> jimmy: i don't know if you have offices there that he could live in or something but he wants to be an actor. if you can take him under your wing? >> of course. anyone who is going to glendale community college is going to be a great actor and i would be happy to vouch for you. >> thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we need fun people in our studio. >> glendale community college will be great. it will be a fun time. >> are you going to help me? >> are you going to help yourself, junior? >> of course. >> jimmy: we had an argument because he claims swedish fish
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are not from sweden. >> no, they are from germany, right? >> maybe they are made there but they are not swedish fish. we don't have red fish. >> i made that up entirely. >> jimmy: no red fish in sweden. that's surprising. whatever you can do to help him would be gratefully appreciated. >> no problem. sure. >> jimmy: you are working on a project. one of the things -- both are interesting but edward snowden who is a guy, we all know his name and all have an idea that he revealed things that he wasn't necessarily supposed to reveal. you are going to play him. do you feel compassion? do you feel he did the right thing in general? >> here's what happened. the director of the movie, oliver stone. >> jimmy: i have heard of him. >> he's a great director. i grew up watching his movies. he call med and said he was going to make a movie about edward snowden and he wanted me to play him and the honest truth
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is i didn't know much about him at the time. >> jimmy: right. >> when it was happening i wasn't up on the news. i didn't really know. i was like, wait, is he the guy that did that or is that wikileaks or who? once oliver asked me to do it i start aed to read about it. and yeah, i think he did very much do the right thing. >> jimmy: you do think he did the right thing. oliver must think he did the right thing? >> it is a long conversation to have but what i would recommend is if you are interested at all, do some looking in to it on your own. >> jimmy: that's a lot of trouble. >> i know. ultimately i think that's the main point he's making is what is beautiful about the united states of america is that we have the right and privilege and even an obligation to look in those things and know about those things and know what our government is doing. so when the government is keeping secrets from us that's
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not right. when they are changing laws without telling us, that's not okay. that's kind of his whole point. i think that's what he was trying to get out there. >> jimmy: also you are playing this guy -- i remember this guy from when i was a kid, french guy who decided to walk on a tight rope across the twin towers. >> yes. >> jimmy: what did he use an arrow or something like that. >> yeah. to get the wire from one tower to the other they had to use a bow and arrow. >> jimmy: is this guy still alive? >> yes and he is still completely insane. that's the question with him. because he's a brilliant artist. he's such an incredibly driven giechl i have never met anyone like him. >> jimmy: do you think of him as an artist? is that the way you describe him? >> it is different in the art that you and i do because we don't risk our lives doing it. >> jimmy: i do. look at my security guard over there, by the way.
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i mean, i'm risking my life -- i have swedes coming in here. it's dangerous. i can't wait to see that. that sounds like an interesting project. >> really good. the director made "back to the future" "forrest gump" so many great movies and it was such an honor. >> jimmy: you don't mess warnd the directors you work with? >> i told you i'm lucky. >> jimmy: you are working with big aaa directors or kids on you tube mailing it to you. >> exactly right. yeah. >> jimmy: you did something for us that i really think it is one of the best things that's ever been on our show. i'm marvelled at it because we asked you -- and we asked a bunch of different actors -- we did a -- we reenacted -- we did a movie version of different you tube videos. one of them is david after the dentist. the video everybody knows of the kid after the dentist. when i watched your performance, i asked the director, was he going from cue cards?
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how did this happen? you memorized, not only all of the things that david said but you had the timing down. >> yeah. >> jimmy: to the point where i asked them to put you side by side with the kid and watch this because this boggles my mind. >> is this real life? >> yeah, this is real life. >> okay. now. >> okay now. okay now. i have two fingers. >> good. >> i have four fingers. >> four fingers? don't put that in -- don't put it in your mouth. >> i can't see anything. >> jimmy: yes, you can. stay in your seat. [ screaming ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. it is a lot longer than that. >> acting, my dear friend,
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acting. >> jimmy: acting. i never knew there was something to acting. i thought it is just something you did. you can memorize not just the words but the meter like that? >> you know, i think a lot of actors -- and god bless them, they want to be an actor because they want to walk the red carpet or whatever. i just really love acting. i like learning lines. i like figuring out the timing. i sit at home and do that. like you sent me that bit to do. you didn't ask me to memorize it but i had it in front of me and i'm like this is actually a brilliant scene. i sat there and watched it over and over again. >> jimmy: i have to say i'm so impressed by that. really. we still have it on you tube if you want to watch the whole thing. it is unbelievable. and "hit record on tv is the show. if you want to be part of it watch it on pivot and they explain the whole thing. joseph gordon-levitt, everybody. thank you, joseph. we'll be right back. ♪

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