tonight -- from "game of thrones," kit harington. comedian chris gethard. and music from dwight yoakam. with cleto and the cletones. and now, it's that time again -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. that's very nice.

i'm jimmy, i'm the host i of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. for all the clapping, that's nice. well, that's -- hey, did you watch that basketball game last night? what a great series this has been. this nba finals has been -- i never thought i'd say it, i think it might even be better than "the bachelorette," i really do. last night on abc the cleveland cavaliers held off the golden state warriors in another thriller. lebron james racked up 40 points, 12 rebounds, 8 assists. he has 123 points in the first three games. which those are like -- those aren't just nba, those are like nba jam type numbers. it's like a video game. the big star of the game last night was matthew dellavedova, an unheralded guard from centrally. look at the effort here. >> curry looking, knocked down, lost the ball.

dellavedova dives on top of him and a foul is called against golden state. >> let's look at that again in slow motion. there he is lunging at the ball. he's australian. he goes down. he plays like a shelter dog that just got adopted by ellen degeneris, very enthusiastic. the kind of guy you'd like to bring to walmart on black friday. you'd definitely get an x box with him there. it's remarkable. not many people had heard of matthew della dova. now he's so poply they put him on the wheaties box. [ cheers and applause ] game three. game four is tomorrow. and if the series is tied again after four games we move to a bonus round in which all the shots are worth double. but the questions are harder. the questions are a lot harder. the nba finals isn't the only major sporting championship going on right now. the women's world cup is under way again. [ cheers and applause ] women's world cup i should say of soccer. soccer, of course, is the sport

in which you're only allowed to use your hands, if you're the goalie, or taking a bribe. this year, it's interesting. in the event of a tie the winner of each group will be decided by the country that bought the president of fifa the nicest yacht. so far the u.s. team is off to a good start, they beat australia, they play sweden on friday. yesterday, france beat england 1-0. and from that game, i give you tonight's edition of "the world cup play of the day." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's more exciting in person. you kind of have to be there. speaking of games, from "game of

thrones," john snow himself, kit harington -- >> [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i watch every episode r. it takes me two hours to watch an episode because i have to keep rewinding, i forgot who is who, what they are saying, and what the hell is going on. but i do love it. did you see the episode on sunday? [ cheers and applause ] my wife is very upset. it was hard to watch. it was the second most horrible thing that's ever been done to a little girl on tv after "here comes honey boo-boo." but kit is here. then later, kit harington will be fighting our musical guest dwight yoakam to the death on the show. [ cheers and applause ] "game of thrones" season finale is this sunday night so i've been looking for a new show to watch and i think i might have found it. >> i'm mr. t and i'm coming for your house. i'm back home in chicago. and i brought my team with me.

we're hooking up homeowners who need help with their renovation. i'm tired of all this jibber jabber. i'm demolishing the old and building the new. i pity the tool! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. it's called "i pity the tool." you think they came up with the title and then they came up with the show or the other way around? he's so tired of all the jibber jabber, he really is. and if you're wondering what happens on this show, this is about all you need to know. >> no wall can hold mr. t back! arrgh! arrgh, arrgh! >> jimmy: all right, the bad news is he was at the wrong house, but you understand the premise. go back to that last part and zoom in because i noticed something as i was watching. this is the sort of thing i noticed. they have a hash tag, they

spelled pity wrong. they gave it an extra "t." you'd think a show that stars mr. t could get its ts straight. but no. [ cheers and applause ] this is interesting. madam due sewed's in london, the museum with the wax figures of famous people, revealed they're going to display a new wax figure of kim kardashian. and this one, kim will be posed with her arm extended taking a selfie. do we really need to make the kardashians into wax figures? didn't god do that already? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i have to say it looks just like her, right? that's because it is her. the wax figure won't even be finished until next month, we just found a picture of kim and put it in front of the red carpet. this selfie obsession, i wonder if it will ever go away. i hope it goes away.

i take a lot of pictures with people. there's a new thing i'm experiencing. people want pictures and they'll hand the camera to a friend or someone who's just trying to pass by and we'll take a picture. and i'm happy to do that. but then once we've taken the picture, and this is now happening about 40% of the time, they say, all right, and now a selfie. as if a picture and a selfie are two different things. then i just stand there confused. and i pose for another one. how many different styles of pictures together do we need? this is not you're wour wedding. i was at dave and buster's by the way. why is a picture of us like this better than a regular picture? a selfie should be used for one situation only, folks. when there's no one else around to take a decent picture for you. like if we're trapped in an elevator together. [ cheers and applause ] if we happen to be buried alive together, that will be okay. i'm worried someone's going to come up with a third type of

photograph to take. like, let's get a regular picture, then a selfie, then a behind the backie while we're at it. in london there's, you know, this new "50 shades of grey" novel is coming out next week and the manuscript for the novel has been stolen. was stolen from the offices at random house which is the publisher and whoever took it i tell you is going to get a very hard little spanking, they really are. authorities believe they have a suspect and the suspect is everyone's horny and dana. this book, if you haven't heard, is called "grey." it tells the story from the perspective of christian grey, the guy in the story. the author, e.l. james, said she wrote this after thousands of readers wrote requesting to hear christian's point of view. i haven't even read the books and i'm pretty sure i know christian's point of view. like watching "jaws" and going, i'd like to know what the shark

was thinking. there's a new thing from apple. and it involves our little pocket friend siri at its annual worldwide developers conference this week apple unveiled what they're describing as a smarter version of siri. this one searches your e-mail, your contacts, and studies your habits so it can learn more about you specifically, what your needs and wants -- it as lot better than the old siri. here's how it works. i'll show you. siri, what am i doing tonight? >> i see from your e-mail that you have dinner reservations with your wife after the show. >> jimmy: good, right? great. i haven't seen the menu, what should i order at the restaurant? >> according to yelp the most popular dish on the menu is the gnocci. it doesn't matter because at approximately 2:13 a.m. you're going to wander down into the kitchen and eat whipped cream straight from the can. >> jimmy: okay, thank you, siri.

>> jimmy, i noticed you ordered a ham roemorrhoid doughnut on a. >> jimmy: it's for a family member or friend or something. thanks, siri, go to sleep. >> are you okay? i've scheduled an appointment with dr. cantor. >> jimmy: i don't need to see dr. cantor, i'm fine, siri, thank you. >> okay. but i am concerned about your hemorrhoids. >> jimmy: i don't have a hemorrhoid. thank you. >> you have 5.4 million twitter followers. there is a 97.8% chance at least one of them is a hemorrhoid specialist. posting this tweet to your account now. >> jimmy: no, no, no! >> hello, this is jimmy kimmel, i have hemorrhoids. >> jimmy: no! >> please help me with my hemorrhoids. >> jimmy: do not, no! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hemorrhoid. hemorrhoid. hemorrhoid.

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first i have something i assume you're all familiar with the concept of a bucket list. this is a list of things you want to do before you kick the bucket. so there's a man from woodstock, illinois, he's 91, wally thomas. here's -- this is wally talking to his granddaughter-in-law. >> do you know what number this is on your bucket list? >> i think it's my first. >> your first? all right. >> first and last. >> so what do you think was on wally's bucket list in the first and last item that he wanted to go see the grand canyon or jump out of a plane? scuba diving? go back to college? none of those things. what wally wanted to do was this. >> one! two! three! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wally wanted to back his car through a garage door. which is in my opinion probably the greatest thing a 91-year-old

person could do. joining us now on our big sister coscreen on the wall of america, please say hello to wally and his grandchildren becky and andrew. first of all, thank you for joining us. and congratulations on this remarkable achievement. you would make a great uber driver, wally. >> thank you. >> jimmy: wally, how many grandchildren do you have? >> seven grandchildren. >> jimmy: okay. and did any of them try to talk you out of this? >> not talking to me. but i think there was some concern. >> jimmy: how did you come up with this idea to do this? >> well, it's over a period of years. getting me in the car, opening the garage door with the opener. just thinking. boy, wouldn't it be fun if i backed right through this? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: all right, so you sent us more video of the event. we're going to look at this video right now. okay, roll that video. now here we have it. there you are getting your helmet on, strapped in, he got the seat belt on. backing into the garage. whose car was this, by the way? and here we go. and backing out of the garage with force. it didn't seem to do -- you know, that's going on the carfax report, wally. so who was in the car with you? >> andrew, my grandson. >> that was me. >> jimmy: how did you get chosen? are you his least favorite grandchild? >> no, i worked to put it together and i couldn't pass up the opportunity to ride with him. >> jimmy: okay. and so is this the craziest thing that your grandfather has ever done? becky, you can answer that

question. >> no. probably not. he's gone into demlish derbies for many years. >> jimmy: becky, how did you and andrew find out that your grandfather wanted to do this? >> on a christmas drive we were looking at christmas lights and grandpa expressed the need to go in a garage and back out of it without the door being up. >> jimmy: whose car was this? >> it was actually from a local -- the owner said he was a big -- my grandpa said he's known him as a great guy and he'd make one available. >> jimmy: okay. wally, is there anything else on your bucket list? any other weird things you're looking to do? >> no, i think that's it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's technically not a list. well, thank you guys for talking to us. i love that. i have to say. it's a great lesson. you're never too old to do something dumb, remember that,

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>> jimmy: hi, there. tonight, the very funny and strange individual, chris gethard is here, "the chris gethard show" on fusion. his latest album is called "secondhand heart." one of the greats dwight yoakam from the at&t stage. tomorrow night we have not one but two new shows for you. first in primetime, before game four of the nba finals on the east coast and after in the west with adam sandler, then later at our regular time with zo saldana, tyler, the creator and music from r5. so join us for both of those. our first guest tonight is the lord commander of the nights watch, he played the beautiful bastard john snow on "game of thrones." season five finale on hbo sunday night at 9:00. please welcome kit harington! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i would imagine that i speak on behalf of our studio audience when i say that, a, it's not only strange to see you in a suit, it's weird to see you in the 21st century. >> it's weird to be in the 21st century. >> jimmy: isn't it? i've always said that. how are you doing? >> i'm very good, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm worried about you. because, you know, i feel like there's a possibility you could get killed on sunday. if you do get killed on sunday will you continue acting? or will you just wrap it up? >> i don't know how i could top "thrones." i'd probably just give it up if i'm dead. >> jimmy: whose wedding were you just at? >> my brother's best friend's

wedding. >> do you get nervous going to weddings after being on this show? >> no one died, no one died. no one got stabbed in the stomach. everything was fine. i did get a bit nervous but it was okay. >> jimmy: why did you get nervous? >> just because -- bad experiences with weddings. >> jimmy: yeah, right, things go badly in the weddings. were you in the wedding party at this one? >> no, no. i was helping my brother with his best man speech. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, how did he do? >> it went really well. >> jimmy: oh, good. >> he was bricking it. >> jimmy: what advice did you give him when you say you were helping him? >> breathe, just breathe. like, he did at first, g-g-gabled through it. i said, slow down, don't jump over the first joke, otherwise it won't go off again. >> jimmy: and? >> he didn't, he nailed it. then i got really jealous. >> jimmy: you'll get a best friend one day and you'll be able to speak at his wedding. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is interesting. so there's a legendary newsman

in the uk named john snow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which, you know -- i mean, like if we had suddenly dan rather was some kind of an action hero here. you know who that is? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: he's like our john snow, i think, although he's retired now. john snow is still on air there. >> he's still going -- it's spelled the same, jon snow. the weird thing is, i wanted to be -- i grew up watching him on tv, i wanted to be him. i wanted to be a war correspond ant. i grew up wanting to be jon snow. i end up going to a different sort of battle as this jon snow. he interviewed me not too long ago, it was a bizarre situation? >> jimmy: what does he think of this? >> i think he's secretly miffed. he woke up one day and, you show up on google.

>> jimmy: it would be kind of annoying now that i think of it. >> he's a legend. like such a great -- >> jimmy: he's rooting for you to get the sword on sunday night for sure. by the way, that battle scene with the white walkers -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it looked to me -- it looked to be exhausting. >> it was. do you know what, that filmed over 25 days. to give you an idea, i did a film earlier in the year which i shot out, you know, in about 24 days. >> jimmy: the whole movie? >> the whole movie. now, that was 20-minute sequence. that gives you an idea of how epic, how long it took. it was amazing, very tiger. very, very tiger. >> jimmy: scary also. those white walkers are scary. are they scary hanging out on the set? >> yeah, yeah. see, they're not cgi, they're kind of -- as you see them on the show is as they are on set. so having lunch with them is

really bizarre. the guy plays the knight king, richard, you know, i just -- i had a bizarre moment when i was eating my lunch and he goes, "how's the steak and eel pie?" so bizarre. >> jimmy: i say to my wife every time, i would join the white walkers, let them kill me. seems like they're just an army, what the hell's the difference? >> they look cool too. >> jimmy: beautiful blue eyes. >> i'm rooting for them. >> jimmy: i love the show. a lot of people, celebrities, are really into the show. being from the uk must be strange for you. i would assume you get approached a lot by famous people who want to ask you about "game of thrones." >> yeah, that's one of the more bizarre things that the show has brought is kind of -- at first it was sort of amazing, anyone who watched it, anyone that i'd seen on tv or musician. but now, i was at a great one, i was at a red carpet event. when i was growing up, my like

icon, the person i wanted to be was edward norton. i was so obsessed with ed norton, all of his films. and i never got to actors, i don't want to go up and say, "i respect your work." they get it all the time. but he was right behind me on the red carpet. so i thought, i've got to. i turned around. he went, "kit." and that was amazing that he -- and he's friends with dinklage. that blew my mind. >> jimmy: yeah, right, to meet a guy you admire like that, he watches the show i assume. >> yeah, and there's been more embarrassing ones as well. >> jimmy: that's the one i would prefer to hear, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: give us one. >> i once asked stevie wonder if he'd seen the show. [ groaning

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. we're back with kit harington.

kit, of course, if you don't know, plays jon snow on "game of thrones." it's a beloved character, maybe the most beloved character on the series. and so much so that there are -- and i've happened upon these guys myself. guy on this the internet who do impersonations of you doing jon snow. and we have three of them. let's put them up on the wall of america now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is shaper, charlie and steve. they're all very, very good. they all have taken their inspiration facial hair-wise from you as well. so start with shaffer. shaffer is going to be reading from what, shaffer? >> this is frosties, frosted flakes cereal box. >> jimmy: he's going to be reading as jon snow, reading a box of frosted flakes. okay? all right? you ready for this? here we go. let us have it, shaffer. >> did you know every kellogg's

frosted flake starts as a grain of corn. grown in a farmer's field where it's nice and sunny. then he takes just a few simple steps to get to your bowl. ingredients. eggs, sugar, barley, malt flavoring, salt. may contain traces of peanut. >> jimmy: nicely done. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, shaffer. next up we have charlie. charlie, you are up. what are you going to be reading from? >> from a local house listing here. >> jimmy: okay. charlie's not too far away from us in sherman oaks. this is a real estate flyer? >> that's right. >> jimmy: all right, very good. all right, impress kit. here we go. >> white picket fences.

fruit trees. a swing on the porch. all greet you as you enter into an open floor plan of 1,500 square feet. family room features theater-style lighting. perfect for movie nights. vegetables lead to a backyard perfect for bird watching. and watching the squirrels play. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what do you think of that one? >> very good, very good. i like the eyebrows. >> jimmy: finally, steve, does a whole bunch of -- i saw steve on youtube. do a couple of the other characters for us before. yes, do varis. do him first, will you, steve? >> is it no does not have that appendage dangling between the legs. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: who else do you have there? who else can you do? do little finger. >> what i have learned from my time is that when you're planning a wedding it is better to involve sander stark. because that guy's been through a lot. >> jimmy: give us one more before you get to jon snow. go ahead. >> oh, my. ha, i've been worrying about jon snow for years. he always comes back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pretty good, right? all right. let's get to the big one. jon snow. what are you going to be reading from, steve? >> well, of course jon snow, i'm going to be reading from the bottle of pantene. >> jimmy: you do have beautiful hair. despite all the fit out there in

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: are you a "game of thrones" fan? >> i am, i've read all the books, i've watched all the episodes. he's as dreamy in person as i thought. he's dreamy. >> jimmy: he is dreamy. you'd like to take him into a cave, wouldn't you. >> take him up north. just like igrit, yeah. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> new jersey. which explains a lot about me. >> jimmy: i see. >> one proud person, that's good. >> jimmy: what part of new jersey? >> west orange in north jersey. >> jimmy: okay. >> it was an interesting way to grow up. it's kind of like two towns. there's a section called up the hill, a very nice town. then down the hill which is where i'm from. it was just weird, a lot of weirdos down there. >> jimmy: really? >> we called them drifters. they used to hang out on main street. one of my favorites, this woman, we called her dirty toes.

she sat on a stoop and she had open-toed sandals and her toes were dirty. but then she attained double dic name status which is rare. she once spat at someone and yelled "i am the snake goddess." so my childhood, it could have been directed by david lynch. it was weird. >> jimmy: it is -- i think it's terrific that your parents let you spend time down at the intersection with the drifters. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: so much so you got to name them. >> i like that she -- dirty toes was more casual, snake goddess was more formal. >> jimmy: yes, definitely. >> she answered to both. >> jimmy: if you're going to an embassy or something like that, you'd go as the snake goddess. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: dirty toes would feel comfortable in a denny's. >> yes, very much so. she'd probably feel most comfortable in a denny's. >> jimmy: what was wrong with your family they were letting you hang around with these people? >> my family's good people. there's some craziness. i lived across the street from my grandmother, i could see into his backyard from my house, he was a little nuts, he was a big

influence on me. he used to do crazy stuff. one time my mom starts yelling, chris, pa's lawn is on fire! help pa, his lawn is on fire! and i was like, what does that mean? i didn't know. i ran over, hopped the fence, he was in his backyard stomping out flames. but they were everywhere. like one hit a bush and the bush went up. and he would like step on them over here and there would be more over there, insane. and i ran into his house. i wanted to find a bucket or a pail. all i could find was this tea pot. in my panic i filled this tea pot, running around his yard, not dumping it, pouring it through the tea part. then one of our neighbors showed up with a hose. he put it out. and i was like, what happened? and my grandfather was like, it was your fault! how is it my fault? i asked you to mow my lawn and you never did it so i lit it on fire! and i was like, first of all, that's not a viable solution. second of all, you did not ask me to mow your lawn. he was lying, you just hit it on

fire. so that's my family. >> jimmy: wow. >> pretty nuts. >> jimmy: my grandfather used to hit his hair on fire rather than go to the barber. he would take like a little blow torch or sometimes a match if he was on the town. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do a similar thing. grand parents are -- >> >> from a tougher generation than ours. >> every once in a while you get one that likes to drive his car through a garage door. >> oh, yeah, yeah. fit the bill. >> jimmy: your show started on cable access. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which i think is interesting. because i think yours might be the last show ever to jump from cable access to a real television network, because we don't really have cable access anymore. now that we have youtube. >> yes. sadly, it's dying out late bit. it's a shame. there is a lot of good shows on there. there's one show on after ours was on. it was just naked ladies dancing then a guy would lean into the frame sometime is with dollar bills and be like, yeah! that was the whole show. that was the whole show.

so i hope that one makes the jump as well. >> jimmy: you shared a studio with those guys? >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's great. describe your show for those who have not seen it. >> it's hard. even i have trouble. it's a talk show, i think. it's kind of a talk show. but we do a lot of out of the box stuff. very interactive. using enter the net to let people guide the show. it is weird. i won't lie about that. two weeks ago i dressed up as a duck and they were swinging me from the ceiling while people use adam ra to shoot a gun at me. we called it "human duck hunt." >> jimmy: you need a guillermo so you don't have to be the duck. >> i am the host and the guillermo of my own show. >> jimmy: i understand tomorrow's show, you -- well, which was taped yesterday. >> yesterday. we tape on it tuesdays, it airs thursdays at 10:00. >> jimmy: you did what to prepare for tomorrow's show? >> i stayed up for 36 hours to see what would happen if i hosted a show when i hadn't slept in 36 hours. >> jimmy: was it exactly thirst

hours? >> it was. >> jimmy: so the beginning of the show you're an hour 37 of being awake. >> yes. >> jimmy: how does that go? >> i cried. on the show. i was sobbing. i was holding back -- >> jimmy: like jerry lewis would on the telethon. >> but with none of the emotional moments to justify it. it was just exhaustion and everything hit. and it's the third episode of the show. i'm actually kind of proud that it took three whole episodes to cry on camera. that's pretty good for me. that's pretty good. >> jimmy: seth meyers is your best on the show tomorrow. >> he is. yeah, i looked him in the eyes and i cried. and i don't really remember it. so i don't really know what the footage is going to look like. >> jimmy: are you a crier in general? >> yeah, in a big way. >> jimmy: in a big way? really? >> yeah, i think i cry more often than most men, yeah. i'm comfortable saying that. i feel no shame. >> jimmy: how many times a week would you say you cry? >> four to five times a week. how about you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm not -- i don't know. probably -- i probably cry about

once every three and a half weeks, i'd say. >> wow. >> jimmy: usually only for a moment, thinking about someone who's dead. >> oh. i could cry, like i'm out of almond milk. have you ever cried on your show? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i try to cry as much as possible on the show. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's happened a couple of times. >> ratings. >> jimmy: it's always horribly embarrassing. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. you'll see tomorrow when you're on. >> yeah. face it. >> jimmy: congratulations on making the big league. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: chris gethard, everybody. thursday nights, 10:00 on fusion. we'll be right back with dwight yoakam! >> dicky: "the jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. riunlimited talk and text.ing

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this is his album "secondhand heart." here with the song "she." dwight yoakam. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ she won't show you what's really real no she won't show you the way she feels ♪ ♪ no she won't show where her heart goes she'll just let you wonder guess and suppose ♪

♪ she won't show you at any time no she won't show you ♪ ♪ what's on her mind no she won't show every place her heart goes ♪ she'll just let you wonder ♪ ♪ guess and suppose ♪ ♪ no she won't show all the dreams her heart holds

she'll just let you wonder guess and suppose ♪ she may give a look but you'll never see the truth in her eyes ♪ ♪ she shows to me yeah yeah yeah >> jimmy: she won't show you the slightest sign ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ no she won't show you might as well be blind ♪ no she won't show all the dreams her heart holds ♪ shows she'll just let you wonder guess and suppose ♪

♪ and she won't show you what's really real ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

this is "nightline." >> tonight, eggs exposed. they say life is fine on the farm. but a video filmed in secret seems to show a much uglier scene. could conditions like these lead to safety risks for consumers? >> as the manager of this facility, what did you think watching those videos? >> i was disturbed. >> tonight, america's breakfast questioned in an investigation at one of the country's largest egg producers. nobody ever said being a kid was easy. >> school was great, all right? >> pixar's latest adventure goes deep inside an 11-year-old girl's brain in "inside out." tonight the star-studded cast tells us how her emotions can teach us all. >> to be in a young girl's head is kind of like a professional and personal dream.