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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- bill hader -- from "dope," shameik moore -- and music from philip selway. with cleto and the cletones. and now, if you believe it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching.
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thanks for coming. very nice. i do appreciate it. i know a lot of you are on vacation. did you get a chance to watch the game last night in the basketball game? on abc last night the golden state warriors beat the cleveland cavaliers to win their first nba for 40 years. things were calm in oakland, no one did anything crazy, which was good. the governor of california has asked us not to set our towns on fire because of the drought and we listened to him. andre iguodala of the warriors was named the finals mvp which is great news for everyone except gate who has to engrave that name on a trophy. it was such an exciting series. did you know this was the most-watched finals since michael jordan's last run with the bulls in 1998? after the game, the mood in the warrio warriors' locker room was
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festive. here's leandro barbosa, who took time out from celebrating to chat with reporters. >> i said months ago. >> are you going to repeat? >> we are going to be championships. we are championships. we are shantaships. i called it six months ago. >> how are you going to celebrate? >> i'm already drunk. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: being honest with you. this kid on my lap? i don't know who this kid is. always funny to see the winning team's lockers after the game covered with plastic sheets. it looks like dexter's kill room or something. it was a devastating loss for cavaliers superstar lebron james. he lost both the nba finals a and 40% of his hairline. he did seem very sad after.
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lebron i guess will spend the next few somber days staring out of the 800 windows in his house are it's times like these when it really helps that you make $65 million a year. it looked like careful leers had a good shot of winning this thing. they won game two on the road, then they won game three. this is cavaliers forward j.r. smith arriving to game four on a motorize the skate board. you see the cavs are up 2-1 at this point, things are looking good. now here's j.r. leaving after last night's game on the same motorized -- no one should ever look that sad on a scooter. they really shouldn't. so the good news for cleveland, if there is any, is that the cavaliers, already they're favored to win the nba title next year. vegas made them a 9-4 favorite. assuming their players are healthy and come back. that would be nice for cleveland. the city hasn't won a championship in any sport in 51 years. they had to build a hall of fame for rock 'n' roll because they
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didn't have anything to put in the hall of fame for sports. so the warriors weren't the only big winners last night. up in vancouver at the women's world cup, the u.s. team beat nigeria 1-0 in what they called the group of death. that means the u.s. team is the winner of group "d," it will physical the third-place team from group "b, "e," or f." i'm not sure if this is a world cup schedule or a southwest airlines boarding announcement. but we're very happy -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in case you haven't been watching we scoured the women's world cup games today and we whittled them all down to one moment which is this, from france versus mexico, it's the "world c "world cup play of the day." ♪
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>> jimmy: the whistle sometimes bluffs. as i'm sure you've heard donald trump is running for president of the united states. and i couldn't be happier about it. but according to multiple polls, he is already the most disliked of all the republican candidates. a vast majority of republicans view him unfavorably. only 2% of voters support him. but there still is a long way to go. during his big announcement yesterday, trump said he promised he would be the greatest jobs president god has ever created. and i happen -- i think president donald trump would be a very good thing for jobs in this country. specifically for my job here at the show. donald trump has been on a media blitz the past 24 hours. this morning he sat down for an interview with george stephanopoulos on good morning america. they discussed an array of subjects, including who might be his possible running gate. >> i think 1999, thinking of running as the reform candidate, you told larry king you'd
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consider oprah for vice president. >> i like oprah, what can i tell you? >> on your short list? >> she's great, talented, a trend of mine, i was on her show last week. she said could i be on her show with the whole family? i like oprah. is that supposed to be a bad thing? >> no, the kind of people you're going to run with -- >> i'd love oprah, we'd win easily, actually. >> that's very good. i tell you, there's one thing i know about oprah, she loves to be second in command. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: why not? i mean, really. if you're going to go out on a limb, why not pick jesus as your running mate? he's very popular. george had a lot of the good questions for donald. donald had a lot of great answers. the only bump was a slight disagreement about his campaign slogan. >> you're running on reagan's 1980 slowing began, let's make america great. >> no, my slogan is different. "make america great again." he said different. he put the word let's --
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>> didn't day sane -- >> let's make america great, i never saw it. could i have it? thank you. >> jimmy: keep in mind we're in day two of this campaign right now. this is going to go on for a long time. meanwhile, in east bern, england, the world's oldest bride and groom tied the knot. george kerby and doreen lucky got married. she's 91, he's 103. men are unbelievable. he couldn't find someone his own age? technically, they're the world's oldest newlyweds. i like to think of them as the order's newest oldlyweds. the happy couple george and dorin were together 27 years before she tied knot, then she got pregnant so he did the right thing. listen in. >> a surprise, really. after all this time, getting married again.
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quite happy. everybody's been very nice. >> who's married? >> we were. >> we were? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do the vows count if you forget them immediately? that's something. beautiful ceremony. they exchanged vows and medical alert bracelets. their something blue was varicose veins. the bride thought the groom was getting cold feet but turned out to be rigor mortis. the flower girl was 78 years old. thank you. oh, hey, by the way. father's day is on sunday. if you haven't got your dad a card yesterday, member there's nothing like a golf-themed father's day card to let dad know you know absolutely nothing about him. in honor of father's day i am issuing a new youtube channel.
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we've done this in the past. we've had great success with it. last year, we asked people watching the show to hop on pop. to jump on their father while he's sleeping in bed on father's day. here's how that went. >> daddy! happy father's day! >> aahhh! >> jimmy: he transformed into the incredible hulk before our eyes. the year before last, we had kids make their dads breakfast in bed. and then dump it on him. we got a lot of good responses to that one. >> happy father's day to you! >> you've got to be kidding me! >> jimmy: breakfast on head is what it was. this year we have prepared another breakfast-themed challenge for your unsuspecting dads. what i'd like you to do is cook
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up a nice father's day breakfast and serve it to dad in the shower. and most importantly, record this and upload to it youtube with the title "hey jimmy kimmel i served my dad breakfast in the shower." you can serve it politely and go for the strange reaction, or reach over the curtain and dump it on him, the choice is yours. whatever you want to make is fine. omelettes, cereal, pancakes, waffles. just shoot from the waist up. otherwise, youtube won't let you post it. do not jurinjur injure or kill father. don't use a hand dryer, don't break a plate over his head. "hey jimmy kimmel i served dad breakfast in the shower." look for a message from us, we'll share our favorites on the show. you don't have to wait until father's day to do this, you can do this tomorrow morning if you want to. let's make this a father's day dad will never forget. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let me take a break. when we come back, i will point
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and save without settling. only on verizon. >> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, bill mader, music from felipe selway. it's time to point the finger of shame. i ask people if when they see something obnoxious to take a photo with an index finger in
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the frame and post to it twitter with "finger of shame." we get dozens every day. this man, it's june and my dad still has his christmas tree up. at this point you might as well leave it there till next christmas. here's another from rihanna. one bite out of the last mini doughnut left in the container. next time just eat the whole thing, jerk. finger of shame. one of our writers snapped this. gary greberg. somebody working out barefoot at the gym. and gets a finger and toes of shame. this is from hannah rogers. well, you see. mom, i'm sure she's delighted that you've shared that, that was nice of you to do. our next one, this is from kristin jacobson. the portable baby crib in a bar. some babies hit the bottle hard.
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my daughter does. this means you're either the best or worst parent in the world, i'm not sure which. christina robins. need pants that fit at the checkout. and which finger to point? i hope he's buying a belt at the store. pants are second only to parking when it comes to these finger of shame photos. more than anything, i think we get a lot of this. now that's the junior bacon butt crack. this guy clears the line in two seconds. finger of shame. that's the first tattooed finger of shame. and thank you for your fingers. remember, if you see something unacceptable happening in a public place, point a finger, take a picture, post it to twitter or instagram #fingerofshame. let's make america great again, right? [ cheers and applause ] as either donald trump or ronald reagan famously said. while on the subject of shame, kim kardashian made a video yesterday for "glamor" magazine.
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their website. in which she writes a letter to her future self. she writes a letter to kim kardashian in 2025. and it went like this. >> dear kim. when you read this you'll be ten years older in the year 2025. i hope this is where you are. when it comes to how you feel about your body, remember to be kind to yourself and enjoy how you look now. because you're not getting any younger. may you continue to feel blessed and grateful. since north is now 12, i hope you remember that preteens are going through a lot. i hope clowe falls madly in love, because she really deserves it. i hope kourtney is maybe done with having babies. she has a lot on her plate and i hope she doesn't stop any time soon. are you still filming "keeping up with the kardashians"? are selfies still a thing?
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if not, am i still on fleek? if you haven't broken the 100 billion mark on instagram followers i'll be very disappointed in you. bible. >> jimmy: bible. i had to look that up by the way. i think it means like swear on the bible or something. but you know, it's dumb. the idea of writing a letter to yourself in the future, it's not a bad idea, in fact, i was inspired by what kim did. so earlier today, i wrote a letter to the future me. and here it is. >> dear jimmy. when you read this, you'll be ten years older in the year 2025. i hope you're still hash tag blessed as well as snap chat grateful. i hope my children are healthy and strong. i hope guillermo is still cute. i hope my aunt chippy isn't
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dead. but let be honest, she probably is, lol. i have a lot of questions for you. my still hosting my show? am i finally gay? did my latist treatments work? what's the new kale? is it parsley? you know what, don't tell me. i want it to be a surprise. i bet it's romaine let does. lettuce. i hope all my friends and loved ones are fat and i'm not. i love you, me. you are my inspiration. if i could take a selfie with you, and i can, i would. are selfies still a thing? did hitler come back to life? i sure hope not. i hope and pray that your eyebrows are forever on fleek. xo, jimmy. egg plant emoji. poop emoji.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my hands identify as black. tonight on the show, we have music from felipe selway, shameik moore is here, we'll be right back with bill hader on stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by schick hydro. with a great shave, epic things happen. check them out at epicbarbershop.com. ds. ♪ like kenmore, the most awarded brand in the industry. and when life happens, more peace of mind with service that's number one nationwide. that's more performance, from the #1 appliance store. start your search at sears. ...where you least expect it.
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and we just couldn't say thno to that face.ns then we wanted more of that local flavor so betty says... oh yeah, that's betty. you're going to want to do this alligator thing. and betty didn't lead us wrong. a little later we passed some dancing. and who doesn't like dancing? especially when it's followed by fireworks everyone's nola is different. follow yours.
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>> jimmy: tonight from the new movie "dope," shameik moore is here. then later, a gifted englishman, he is the drummer from the band radiohead and he's got an album of his own too called "weatherhouse." philip selway from the at&t stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by jack black, jeffrey tambor, and we'll hear music from fifth harmony featuring kid ink. for eight soechbs seasons on "saturday night live" our first guest played hundreds, if not millions of fictional characters including "stefon" and alan alda. you can hear him now as the voice of fear in the new 3d animated pixar movie "inside out." >> almost finished with the potential disasters. quicksand, spontaneous combustion, or getting called on by the teacher. so long as none of those happen -- >> okay, everybody, we have a new student in class today. >> are you kidding me? out of the gates? this is not happening!
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>> would you like to tell us about something? >> no! pretend we can't speak english! >> "inside out" opens in theaters this friday. please welcome bale mader! bill hader! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ill hader! bill hader! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> hey, guys! hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's nice of you. a lot of guests come out, they don't say hello to the audience. they come out and say hello to me sxig 94 them like there's not 200 people here. i heard you're not feeling well. >> i was sick. i just flew in. >> jimmy: are you okay? >> a bad cold. whatever i had you have now, sorry about that. >> jimmy: and the next guest will have and the band's going to have and hopefully i'll touch everybody before they leave. >> i'll touch everyone's face before i leave. >> jimmy: have you figured out where you got sick? >> yeah. i was at a high school in elma,
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new york. >> jimmy: oh. kids are dirty. >> high school kids. >> jimmy: yeah. >> very dirty. >> jimmy: yeah. you shook a lot of hands. >> yeah, signed yearbooks and stuff. the back of my head, just kids coming up. hey, man, what's going on, dude? i was like, arrgh! >> jimmy: do you think it, you see it coming? >> outbreak monkeys, you know? i just got it -- now i'm just sick, you know. >> jimmy: what were you doing at the high school? >> i was there for make-a-wish foundation. this girl grace aroni -- >> jimmy: i know about this, yes. >> cancer survivor. she asked her wish was for me to come to her high school and pull a prank. so i was a -- >> jimmy: i love a kid whose wish is to screw with others. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she could literally ask for anything. >> that's what i said. she goes, i want you to be a firefighter, i want you to come to each classroom and mess with
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people and make people do weird drills and give them fake information and all this stuff, be a weird guy. so i did it. >> jimmy: that's your specialty. >> there's grace and me, there you are. i was a guy named mike proxin. >> jimmy: good name. >> yeah. and i was a grizzled firefighter, mike proxin. and grace, yeah, she said let's go do this. >> jimmy: they put this video up on youtube. i think we have a little piece -- take a look. >> a good friend to the fire department, hi father used to work on the assembly lines. in memory of his father he made a sound and they spet it up. that's channing tatum's voice in your house. there you go. the fireman comes, they faint. he falls. what do you do? >> make sure they're okay. >> how are you going to make
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sure he's okay if you're pushing a stretcher? you run, you run. don't worry about the firefighter. he's probably already gone. you run. i like your shirt, don't wear that shirt. during hunting season everybody should wear those shirts. if my brother had worn one of those shirts he'd be alive with us today. >> jimmy: that's nice of you to do and that's funny. did he rip off the moustache? >> well, here's -- grace was so smart. because we did the little last classroom and i think people started figuring out something was up. as i walked by someone did the stefon face to me. oh, no. off the top of her head, she was so cool. she went, our cameraman looks like me, dress him up as the fireman and i'll bring him out so everyone's going to think it's me, but it's this other guy who was in a red lobster commercial. everyone was going, oh! that's not who we thought it would be. and i went on the p.a. and i did
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stefon. >> jimmy: and the kids went nuts. >> they went bonkers. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> that's cool, that's fun. >> jimmy: that's a fun thing to be able to do. speaking of fun, "train wreck," you and amy schumer star in the movie, and your best friend in the film is lebron james. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so last night. did you watch the game last night? >> hu. >> jimmy: so i guess you -- i can surmise that you aren't really best friends? >> i was sick, lebron! baby, baby, i was sick. come on baby. >> jimmy: so were all his teammates, i think. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he got no support from anyone. are you in general a sports fan? >> no. no. i think that's yes got along with them so well making the movie. i like sports. i'm not a sports freak. in the film, we're best friends,
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i have to be real with him and treat him bad. like every guy on the set, the boom guy was shaking, like oh my god, i'm so close! you know. and i didn't care. at all. >> jimmy: growing up, were you a sports fan? >> well, no. i mean, my dad would have loved it if i was a sports fan. i grew up in oklahoma and he gave me an osu blanket and i had no idea what it went. i thought osu was some clothing line. like, where's the osu store? son, it's a university. you know. whatever. but i was into sports once for a brief period of time. this is a true story. i had a -- like a weird infection for a while. relax. and i had to be on prednisone. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't know if you've been on prednisone, it is trippy. it's a steroid. and while i was on prednisone i
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got really into sports. like i got really into basketball. my wife was going, what is happening? i was like, i've got to get nba -- we've got to get the nba channel! i still don't even know. and i bought like season tickets to the okc thunder. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, i bought like seattle sonics stuff. because that's where they moved to oklahoma city -- like i went bonkers. i went all this stuff. and then i went off the prednisone. i was like, what's all this okc [ bleep ] doing in my house? what happened? >> jimmy: guaranteed to make you watch sports. i had no idea. >> ever are every sports fan's on steroids. >> this could be a film, this could be a motion picture. >> we should do it. ryan gosling, yeah. not really into sports, honey. >> jimmy: i want to talk about "inside out." i looked it up on rotten tomatoes today. do you know what rating that it has? 100%. [ cheers and applause ]
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which we never see. >> wow. >> jimmy: in fact, i went so far as i continued looking up "up" and "nemo" don't get 100%. >> really? whoa. >> jimmy: you beat them. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we saw the clip, you play the voice inside a little girl's head, amy schumer's the little girl -- >> amy poehler. >> jimmy: you've got a lot of amys in your life. some people say too many. >> some people? who say? >> jimmy: just friends. you two are friends. >> of ours? you're telling me this here? a little girl -- texts from everybody. too many amys in your life. amy poehler is the voice of joy. minute mindy kaling is disgust, lewis black is anger, philip smith is sadness, and i'm fear inside this young girl's head. yeah, it was a blast. it's pixar, it's pete docter who
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created "monsters, ink" and "up cl "up!" he pitched the movie to me and i started crying in front of him. >> jimmy: did he consider making you sadness instead of fear? >> i think he wanted me out of his office. he's like, oh, a grown man crying in front of me. >> jimmy: that's what they do in pixar movies, they make you cry. >> "up!" with the couple? guys, what are you doing? three of those moments in this movie where you're like, oh, boy, oh. >> jimmy: what a selling job you're doing. >> i know. guys, you're going to cry in front of your girlfriend! it's really great! your children are going to see you cry! >> jimmy: they will be alarmed. >> yeah, they're to freak out. >> jimmy: did you audition? >> no, they were like who's the most high-strung, neurotic guy we know, let's get bill. >> jimmy: was that fun being that character? >> yeah. yeah, it's fun. >> jimmy: doesn't sound like it. >> yeah.
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no, it's just like -- it's like it's very easy for me. >> jimmy: well, sure. >> i'm a nervous person. >> jimmy: so gifted. >> thank you. that's what i'll say. no, yeah. it was nerve-racking. >> jimmy: are you a super nervous person? >> i'm nervous about everything. i'm nervous right now. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i'm very neurotic. every time i'd go out on "snl" i would have a panic attack and my wife would come down and do lamaze breathing busy me. so we would do horse breaths. very sweet. >> jimmy: yeah. definitely too many amys in your life, yeah. >> she's a maggie. >> jimmy: all right. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: first of all, i'm very excited about the movie. secondly, i'm worried about you. i don't know -- i don't know what's going on, but counseling would probably be a good idea. bill? bill? bill? bill?
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we've lost bill, everybody. bill hader is "inside out." it opens in theaters friday. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. hey pal? you ready? can you pick me up at 6:30? ah... (boy) i'm here! i'm here! (cop) too late. i was gone for five minutes!
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and new york is my home. there's no place like it in the world, and no better place to lean about the people who shaped who we are today. hear about the lives of slaves in colonial new york and about the fight to abolish slavery. pick a stop on the underground railroad and visit the home and grave of one of new york's most controversial citizens. a journey in new york is a journey through history. plan you next trip at iloveny.com/summer. there's something for everyone. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone.
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shameik moore will be here. but first i'd like to tell you about the schick hydro razor. its hydrating gel reservoir protects your skin to give you a truly epic shave. the schick hydro has even inspired a new digital series called "epic tales from the barbershop" where men get shaved and tell stories and we're going to do our own version of that live on hollywood boulevard tonight. gee rare mow is stationed on the street right now. grab the first guy with a moustache that you see, besides yourself, walking by. do not grab yourself. put him in the barber chair. >> come over here in the chair, okay? >> jimmy: come over here and check -- there's a guy with headphones. what is your name? can you hear me? >> talk to jimmy. >> my name's jacob. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> from nebraska. i live in portland, oregon. >> jimmy: very good. we want to get you a story, an epic tale if you will that you can tell people for the rest of your life. so what i would like to do is give you $500 and a wheelbarrow full of schick hydro razors if
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you allow guillermo to shave off half your moustache and one of your eyebrows. what do you think? >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay? good! guillermo, get to work there. yeah, just be very gent, guillermo. be very gentle. look how beautifully smooth, like a baby's bottom, although do not shave your baby's bottom, folks. pretty sure it's illegal. it actually doesn't look bad at all. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: do you think you'll be able to -- that wheelbarrow full of razors, will you -- will you check those or carry them on when you head back to portland? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: i wonder how long it takes for an eyebrow to grow back. guillermo, do you know how long it takes for an eyebrow to grow back? >> i think three months. >> jimmy: you know what you need to do, start from that point and draw big surprise eyebrows on.
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>> jimmy: still to come, music from philip selway. our next guest is a talented newcomer, the first shameik ever to appear on this show. he stars in the movie "dope." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to shameik moore! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: how you doing? >> great, how are you? >> jimmy: i didn't mean to interrupt the dancing, i jumped the gun with the handshake. shameik, jamaican name? >> well, yeah, man. >> jimmy: is it a common name in jamaica? >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: you're from atlanta? >> from atlanta, my family's from jamaica. >> jimmy: you were born in the united states? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they were born in jamaica? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they have the accents? >> the whole thing, the whole village is jamaican. >> jimmy: village? >> i would call it a village. >> jimmy: there's a village in atlanta? >> mom, dad, grandma, brothers, sisters,s d s sisters, aunties, everybody. >> jimmy: everybody lives in the same neighborhood? >> generally. >> jimmy: that's part what was makes up a village. you can't really have a village when people are in different towns. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's it like to get yell the at by your mom in a
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jamaican accent? does it scare you? >> it's pretty scary. >> jimmy: is it really? >> yeah. sydney no more eh! just alive talk so -- be quiet! >> jimmy: what did your parent dozen? >> my mom is into orthopedics and everything. my dad is a reggae musician. >> jimmy: really, okay, yeah. >> travel, worked with maxey priest, the inner circle. >> jimmy: how about that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you are also a musician. you make hip-hop records. no, yes? >> hip-hop, r&b, kind of a touch of reggae. >> jimmy: i see. and you have the backunder, the influence. it comes naturally. did you get into that when you were a little kid? >> when i was 12. >> jimmy: you were 12, only, my dad took me to see the movie "you got served." and i left just dancing. like i fell in love with hip-hop in general. >> jimmy: from the movie "you got served"?
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>> "you got served." i went in there had my pants on my belly button. i came out sagging, i swear. i was dancing going to the car hitting splits. unh! >> jimmy: that happened to me with "breaking too." that's how i got into that. is there such a thing as like a dance-off? >> yeah. >> jimmy: there is? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and where do these take place? >> the first time i went to one was at a club in than that. atlantis i think it was called. man, i'm sorry i forgot the name of the club. >> jimmy: it's all right, i'm not going to probably go there. i'll look it up on yelp. >> yeah. atrium, yeah. it was a dance invasion. it was a competition called the dance invasion. it was exactly what you see in "you got served." group is battling one on one, kids, the area i was in. it was 1,500 people around the place, yeah! >> jimmy: you won? >> yeah. well, i won -- it was ten people in between us. there was a kid on the other
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side. and we went in between everybody, and he won. >> jimmy: he won? >> that was my first battle. i was three weeks into dashncin. just got accepted into a performing arts school, desa, which is where i found out about the dance competition. >> jimmy: i see. >> went there. and i got down to him. then i lost. and i was like, never again. this is like 1,500 people in here looking at me. you know? >> jimmy: never again be in a dance competition? >> never again lose. >> jimmy: never again lose. i would assume, never coming here again. >> no. >> jimmy: i'm going back to my room where i'll never emerge. >> i was inspired. that's what kicked me into pursuing my career. >> jimmy: you ar very good dancer. your movie made a big splash at the film festivals. >> right? >> jimmy: we have a photograph of you from the movie. this is like a -- is that a '90s haircut? what's the name of this particular haircut? >> this is what you call a flat top. >> jimmy: that's just a flat
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top? >> that's just a flat top. >> jimmy: really? okay. i think of it as so much more. i remember the guy in camneo. remember that group? you're too young for that. in the song you're dancing to songs from 1989 in the movie. >> is it 1989? >> jimmy: well -- not right now, no. but yeah, what's the song? >> do the hump. >> jimmy: dumpty hump, 1989, yeah. that's before your were before. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. those were the days, man. the dance battles back then? >> oh, yeah? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> tell me about it. >> jimmy: we went really crazy. >> oh, so you was getting it in? >> jimmy: i did a little bit of battling myself. >> okay, cool. >> jimmy: i did a little bit of this, you know. >> snap! >> jimmy: that's about as close as i get. >> you just called me out, y'all! i saw that! >> said, never again. i will never, ever. for me, dancing is art, it's not sport are. it's not competition. it's really about the beauty of dance.
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congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: the movie is really good, "dope." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: openers theaters on friday. shameik moore, everybody! be right back with philip selway! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank bill hader, shameik moore and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, his album is called "weatherhouse." here with the song "coming up for air," philip selway. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ take your time i can wait it's been around us all before but nothing has changed ♪
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♪ well i know what you do and i know what's funny now will bother me soon if there was a better life ♪ ♪ i know you'd be shying away the dream of a better life i know that you shied away oh come on ♪ ♪ it's a pose it's a beat it goes round and round my head stuck on the beat ♪ ♪ take your time i can wait we'll go round and round this all again and again ♪
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♪ if there was a better life i know you'd be shying away the dream of a better life i know that you shied away ♪ ♪ we're on a knife edge on a knife edge of a time and it's you tearing me apart keep me on a knife edge ♪ ♪ on a knife edge of a time it's you tearing me apart ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ we're on a knife edge on a knife edge of a time and it's you tearing me apart keep me on a knife edge ♪ ♪ on a knife edge of a time and it's you tearing me apart around and around and around again ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you.
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