>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight viola davis, adam scott, and music from wale. with cleto and the cletones. and now, all of a sudden, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: thank you. thank you, cleto. hi, there. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. [cheers and applause] very nice, a good night. a night of championship basketball. tonight, game six of the nba finals, between the golden state warriors and cleveland cavaliers, i'm not even going to get into who won and who lost, everyone tried their hardest, and that's all that matters, right? we'll have some stuff on the nba finals in a minute, and we sent comedian hannibal burress to the game. he has something funny to share with us. meanwhile, while these basketball games have been going on, the chicago blackhawks last night won the stanley cup. [cheers and applause] tampa, you wouldn't know they won unless you're from tampa or chicago or you live in canada, but the blackhawks beat the tampa bay lightning in six games to win their third cup in six years. did you know that a canadian team hasn't won the stanley cup since 1993? that must drive them insane.

unless it's from the city we're from, we really don't care. the city of chicago cared. a reporter from wgn was up early this morning where he procured this unpolished little gem from a local hawks fan. >> reporter: how are you feeling today? you're live on the air. >> do you know how awesome the hawks are? >> reporter: pretty awesome. >> it's all messed up. they got black people loving hockey, ain't that something? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it might not be turning water into wine, but it's up there. did you see donald trump's big announcement today? guillermo, did you see the big announcement today? >> guillermo: yes, yes. >> jimmy: where did you see it? >> guillermo: in my dressing room. >> jimmy: oh, you did, okay. guillermo has a dressing room, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] if you didn't see it, if you just heard about it, it's important for history's sake that you see it for yourself.

>> ladies and gentlemen, i am officially running for president of the united states, and we are going to make our country great again. [cheers and applause] ♪ it can happen. >> jimmy: and we are off to a flying start, folks. what an intro. what an american, six flags on stage. he's like a president and amusement park all rolled up into one. donald trump. very confident. he could become the only candidate ever to pick himself as a running mate. he could be his own vice president. donald trump touted his credentials today in front of a crowd of supporters at trump tower in new york. he had a hot to say. he covered everything.

china, isis, his golf courses, how much money he has. he really did talk about that. he covered every topic imaginable, just like a president should. >> they're remaking indiana jones without harrison ford. you can't do that. and now they're making ghostbusters with only women. what's going on? >> jimmy: it's a great question. what's going on? [ cheers and applause ] i don't know about you. i would enjoy a president that weighs in on ghostbusters every once in a while. now a lot of people aren't taking him seriously. but the fact of the matter is, when donald trump makes an announcement, people listen, because he's shouting. you have no choice but to listen, but he ended his speech just as strongly as he began it with a vision for america that i believe would make our founding fathers stand up in their 45s and cheer. >> the american dream is dead.

>> jimmy: all right, well, it's not exactly hope and change, but it's a slogan. it's a catchy slogan, and i tell you something. it will make a great bumper sticker on the rear of your car. stick that over the one that says your kid is an honor student. donald trump now joins an ever-growing field of republican candidates. yesterday in florida, jeb bush, brother of former president george w. bush, declared his candidacy and did it with gusto too. >> and if i'm elected president, i'll show congress how that's done. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hold on now here. let's run that again in slow motion. and i want you to ask yourself, does this look like a man who wants to be the president? not to me, it doesn't. that's the -- i don't know.

that's the face you make when the waiters at bennigans sing you that happy birthday song. all right. enough of the politics. back to basketball. this is good. you know, a lot of the nba superstars will get these big commercial endorsement deals with nike and gatorade and these big companies. the guys who aren't superstars can get them too. this is an ad for a local restaurant, a chain in ohio, called the brew garden that features the endorsing gifts of cleveland cavaliers center tip fay mozgov. >> get this out of here. i'm hungry for the brew garden. famous food. fine spirits. fantastic people. my home away from home, the brew garden. >> now hiring both locations. >> jimmy: it really makes you appreciate peyton manning in those papa john's commercials. doesn't it? by the way, his name in case you

missed it is timofy, "f." he's a russian. they mess everything up. i don't know if it's a common name over there but it isn't here. we went on the street and we offered people $100 if they could spell it. here's how that went. >> i'll give you $100 if you can spell timofey mozgov. >> no chance. >> i'll give you $100, if you can correctly spell timofey's name. >> how do you pronounce? >> tip mow fay mozgov. >> t-i-m-o-f -- or e-a. >> oh, so close. i'll give you $100 if you can correctly spell timofey mozgov's name. >> whole thing or just the last

name? >> whole thing. >> t-i-m-o-t-h-y -- >> sorry. t-i-m-o-f-e-y, m-a -- >> so close. >> i'll give you $100, if can you correctly spell timofey mozgov. >> wait, wait, wait, wait. >> i'll give you $100 if you can correctly spell nba player timofey mozgov's name. >> timothy? t-i-m-o-t-h-y. >> nice try. don't kill me. >> t-i-m-t-h -- oh! >> do you want to try? >> t-i-m-o-f-e-y, m-o-z-g-o-f.

>> so close! excuse me, i'll give you $100 if you can spell nba player timofey mozgov. >> i'm from germany. i can't spell anything. >> i'll give you $100 if you can spell nba player timofey mozgov's name. >> t-i-m-o-f-e-y, m-o-z-g-o-v. >> you did it! congratulations. >> yeah! i could be an nba player. >> jimmy: get him a brew garden box. we'll take a break. when we come up, comedian burress at the nba finals with a special report, so stay up. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ horn honks melody ] well, well. if it isn't the belle of the ball.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. viola davis, adam scott is here. first, sunday night at ear ankle arena in oakland, the golden state warriors beat the cleveland cavaliers in front of a sold-out crowd of almost 20,000 fans. it was a very tough ticket to get. so when our friend, the very funny hannibal burris who has a show on comedy central on july 8th, asked if we could get him a ticket, we said yes, we can get you a ticket. but in exchange, we need something from you. and this is the something we needed from him. ♪ his name is hannibal ♪ he's watching basketball >> hey, what's up. it's hannibal burris. i'm here, nba finals, game five, oracle arena.

warriors/cavaliers. yeah, i thought i'd be courtside or at least fifth row. but jimmy kimmel's cheap ass got me up in the [ bleep ] nose bleeders. you would have let me know about this, i could have bought tickets at the parking lot. let's go. ♪ >> sports. i'm a basketball fan, and i'm walking to my seat sweating more than brendan haywood is right now. because he's chilling. and there's absolutely zero chance brendan haywood gets into the game unless mozgov dies and the other dude dies. three, three people have to die from seizures tonight for brendan haywood to get in the game. all right. i don't have time for this. i got to catch connected flights to my seat. >> all right, later. >> later, y'all.

♪ i got bad news, jimmy. one of the surfers died on the way up. it's a common thing that happens at this type of altitude. ♪ what the [ bleep ]? why am i going back down right now? ♪ >> warriors! >> yeah! >> i hate them. >> go, warriors! >> is it contractually obligated for everybody that sees a camera here to yell "warriors" at it? i was rooting for the warriors, but now that everybody's yelling at the camera it makes me want to be a cavs fan. stop being obnoxious. >> warriors! woo! >> yeah, warriors! ♪ >> look how close the [ bleep ] roof is. when they ask us to raise the roof, we're going to be the ones doing it.

the roof is right there. finally made it in time for halftime. jimmy, i'm wore out. they say summiting is the hardest. at least i'm center court. how do you feel about being so close to the roof? do you see how close we are to the roof? we're closer to the roof than we are to the game. >> that's, that's so true. >> i get shawshank redemption out of this [ bleep ] right now before i could get to the floor. jimmy, expect an invoice from my business manager for these garbage-ass chicken strips. >> that's for you! oh, yeah, you look very nice, man. ♪ let's go warriors >> check it out. i got a free hat. that doesn't happen courtside.

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>> jimmy: hello, there, welcome back. tonight, from the new movie "the overnight," adam scott is here. that movie is weird and funny. also tonight, a talented man from our nation's capital. this is his album called "the

album about nothing." wale from the at&t stage. tomorrow night bill hader will be here. shameik moore will join us and we'll have music from philip selway and later this week jack black, jeffrey tambor, and music from fifth harmony featuring kid ink. so please join us for that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a two-time tony-winning and oscar and golden globe-nominated actress who so far has gotten away with murder once and plans to do it again on the big screen alongside jennifer lopez in "lila and eve." it opens in theaters july 17th. please say hello to viola davis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good to see you. the last time, the last time you were here, you weren't actually here.

you were on video. >> i was in columbus, ohio. i was in a blizzard, and i was stuck in the airport in columbus for six hours. >> jimmy: that's a long time to be in any airport. >> but, you know what? i had a sippy sip. i met macy gray's cousin. and i got 10,000 frequent flyer miles on delta. so, you know. >> jimmy: really in frequent flyer miles because of the weather, that's all right. >> and macy's cousin is in pre-law. yeah, i met him. >> jimmy: how did that come up, the i'm macy gray's cousin? hello, miss davis, i'd like to say hello on behalf of my family which is led by macy gray. >> i'm very friendly. >> jimmy: maybe a little too friendly, i guess. did you exchange information? are you keeping in touch with macy gray's cousin? >> we did exchange. >> jimmy: you did, really? and by exchange, you gave -- is

it a male or fee nail? >> female. really cute by the way. >> jimmy: you gave her yours. >> yeah, i'm like that. you know. i haven't been changed by my celebrity. >> jimmy: wow. how about that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: have you ever considered, and i was thinking about this today as i was writing down your name, changing the order of the vowels in your name so your name would be voila davis? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i have never heard that before. >> jimmy: you haven't, okay. you've been up in toronto, i know, shooting another comic books movie. >> yes, i have. >> jimmy: i'm mostly a marvel comics book guy. so i know the main dc comics characters, but this is called "suicide squad." >> yes, and my character is amanda waller. yes. >> jimmy: i looked the character up because i was not familiar and that's not much of a superhero name to be honest with

you. >> she's supposed to be one of the main characters, one of the main villains. i don't know -- i'm not -- >> jimmy: but a name like poison or spike lady, that's a superhero. amanda waller sounds like, you know, maybe you're a beautician or something. and when they told you that they wanted you to play the part, they did not show you this picture, i'm guessing. >> no, they showed me the picture, and i actually loved the picture, and, you know, i have my battle wounds. >> jimmy: you do, already? >> yes. >> jimmy: are they real battle wounds? oh, my god, your pinky? >> if you get a close up with it. there was a big flap of skin that came off. and i can't tell you what i was doing to get this wound else i would have to kill you and i don't know how to get away with murder and i don't want to be featured on snap. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my god. you're lucky to be alive. you almost lost a 18th of your pinky. so it's dangerous shooting this film up there in canada is what you're telling us.

>> are you trying to get information out of me, jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm curious to know what's going on. i know the joker is in this. >> we're playing sociopaths. >> jimmy: is amanda waller good or bad? >> she is a badass. >> jimmy: she's a badass. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. like what would superman think of amanda waller? would she be on superman's side? >> oh, no. superman would quake in his tights. >> jimmy: he would? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: really? >> do you find that hard to believe? just because you're looking at the picture? >> jimmy: in the picture, her power seems to be juggling keys. >> well, you know what? it's all a ploy. >> jimmy: i see. when do you go back shooting how to get away with murder? >> i go back july 15th, so i'm going to be juggling for a while," suicide squad" and "how to get away with murder."

>> jimmy: so no summer vacation for you at all. >> yeah, but i love being on a set. i love down time. i love when they say, ms. davis, it's going to be eight hours before we get to you, because then i can take a nap. i can look at cable tv, you know? and i can, you know, partake of the food, so i can be more amanda waller. >> jimmy: as a mom, that's a nice price tag, i guess. whatever gets you away from your children for a brief, sweet period of time. >> exactly. >> jimmy: are moments that you cherish. >> when i'm home i sit in my jacuzzi. i have two of them. >> jimmy: why? >> although i don't use the indoor one as much because there's a water shortage in california and i don't want them to think i'm using too much water. >> jimmy: yeah, but indoor -- is the jacuzzi -- now it seems like you're lying. is the jacuzzi indoor part of the bathtub? or a separate, freestanding yeah cu causy you have in your home?

>> it's in the masters suite. >> jimmy: and you go to the one in the back. >> we have christmas lights. i go out with my pepper spray, my metal pipe, because coyotes. i'm not going down like that. >> jimmy: all right. and those are to make sure your husband behaves himself. oh, you have coyotes that come up to you while you're in the hot tub? >> they come in packs. >> jimmy: they do? >> my daughter's always saying, mommy, how are you going to use the pepper spray and the metal pipe? how are you going to do that? i said, you'll see. >> jimmy: are your scared -- is your daughter scared of the coyotes? >> no, i tell her exactly what to do. she's like, i know exactly what to do, mommy. she's like, aaaa! and they run. >> jimmy: is that really what happens? i've come into contact with a coyote. and i've gone aaaa! and they just look at me. like i'm a jerk. >> they hide under the cars in our neighborhood. >> jimmy: they do? >> yes, they do. >> jimmy: why? >> you would have to ask the coyotes. >> jimmy: seems like a dangerous place to hide.

doesn't seem like you have very smart coyotes there. we've learned from the cartoons, coyotes aren't very bright. >> i don't care if they're bright or not bright. i'm not going down like that. i got my metal pipe. >> jimmy: viola davis is here. "lila and me." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. matoid ar. and you're talking to a rheumatologist about a biologic, this is humira. this is humira helping to relieve my pain and protect my joints from further damage. this is humira helping me reach for more. doctors have been prescribing humira for more than 10 years. humira works for many adults. it targets and helps to block a specific source of inflammation that contrubutes to ra symptoms. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened, as have blood,

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>> have you seen "snapped"? >> jimmy: no, i haven't seen "snapped." is that like wives with knifes? >> oh, they have more than knives. >> jimmy: what is "snapped" about? >> it's a show. i think it's on own where they profile women who have snapped. they're seemingly normal women, schoolteachers, beauty queens, your wife. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a minute, who did my wife kill? >> but it's just seemingly normal women, and then just one day they snap. usually they kill their lover or their lover's lover or -- >> jimmy: and do we root for the ones who snapped? >> no. they're real stories, and it's fascinating. you get some popcorn and some chocolate on a late sunday night, and you can watch five hours of "snapped." >> jimmy: can i tell you, i'm worried about these shows. i can see that they're increasing in popularity. >> everyone knows what the show is. >> jimmy: they're bubbling over. i mean, listen. how can you be comfortable when you see like your wife watching "wives with knives," knowing there are so many knifes in the house just to start with.

>> that's why you got to act right. [ laughter ] krs >> jimmy: i'm being terrorized by my own television. did you have fun with j. lo on set? >> i had a blast with j. lo. i think she is just the greatest woman. >> jimmy: do you call her j. lo? >> my god, no. no i call her jennifer. >> jimmy: oh, interesting. >> my daughter calls her jennifer lopez. >> jimmy: i see. >> and -- yeah. we've been friends since "out of sight." we just clicked. >> jimmy: you two have known each other for a long time then. >> yeah. that was my first real big role out of the gate. i thought i was a star, so there you go. >> jimmy: are you watching the nba finals? have you been watching the series? >> i have been. i'm an lebron fan. >> jimmy: because of your time in columbus in the airport? [ laughter ] >> no. i just love a great hero story. i just think he's just, i know this is so girly, but i think he's a stand-up athlete guy. a wonderful player.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there, we're back. still to come, music from wale. if you've enjoyed our next guest's television and film work, but have always wanted to see what he looks like without clothes on, i'm happy to say, your long wait is over. his very funny new movie, "the overnight" opens friday. please say hello to adam scott. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you.

first of all, i want to tell you, i think the movie was great. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: you did a really, really great job on it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and i enjoyed seeing you naked. i know some guys with uncomfortable with it, but i loved it. >> i think any real man would enjoy seeing me naked. >> jimmy: that's right. >> it's been proven time and time again. >> jimmy: in your own personal studies you've been found that? >> yes. it's been doing a 42-year study on that. >> jimmy: when you are naked on a set, like super naked, for how many days were you -- >> we were naked -- jason schwartzman and i were nude for a good two full days. >> jimmy: two full days. >> yeah. >> jimmy: at a certain point do you forget that you're -- >> yes, thank you, thank you very much, and i'm sorry. >> jimmy: does it just become natural? >> yeah, you know what's weird is that we play these two guys who, jason schwartzman and his wife invite us, so taylor she willing from "orange is the new black," they invite us over fare

a dinner party under the auspices of, let's have our kids play together. then they talk us into staying. they put the kids to bed, hang out with us. then, like any goodiner party, eventually the two dudes pull out their penises. so we had to be naked. but the weird thing is we had these prosthetic penises that we had to attach to our bodies for these scenes. and it was really, like we were super nervous about it. but then once we got these things on our bodies, we felt, we didn't really feel naked, i mean, it's all we had on. so for all intents and purposes, everyone was seeing exactly what we look like naked, but there's this psychological barrier with this fake penis, so we felt totally at ease and comfortable. >> jimmy: i see. >> and we're just like hanging out at the catering table, snacking. [ laughter ] at one point i -- i just had

jason stir my coffee with his -- with his penis. [ audience groaning ] >> jimmy: you're hanging out without actually hanging out, which is nice. >> exactly. exactly. >> jimmy: now we should explain the reason for the prostheses wasn't modesty necessarily. >> right. >> jimmy: it's because it actually -- they always say nudity is important to the plot of the film. >> yes. >> jimmy: and it's almost always untrue. >> almost never true. >> jimmy: in this case it is true. >> yes. >> jimmy: because -- >> well, because in the movie, jason has an enormous dong. >> jimmy: right. >> and i have a very small dong. >> jimmy: where in real life the opposite is true. >> absolutely. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> again, thank you. >> jimmy: now, you're the producer of the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i was thinking about this as i watched it. why as producer, the guy in charge, the guy who runs the whole thing, did you decide to make yourself the guy with the little one? >> i have been asking myself that question now for a full year.

it's so weird that i chose this, this role. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because i probably could have done either one. but this is the one i choose. >> jimmy: yeah, you did, yeah. >> what's wrong with me? >> jimmy: maybe the element of surprise is something that you want. >> or maybe i just wanted to know what it felt like. to have a small penis. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and why is it -- another thing i'm wondering about. you should just tell people, it's jason, it's not a prosthesis. i understand the need to explain why yours is so small in the movie, but really, you could let it fly with jason, let him have that. >> absolutely not. [ laughter ] there's no way i'm going to let that happen. >> jimmy: you're not going to let that happen, yeah. >> for all i know, jason's is even larger and it was tough for him to -- >> jimmy: are they custom made? you know. >> yeah, we actually had this long e-mail chain where we had to choose the penises for the movie. my wife naomi and i produced the

movie so it's the two of us on this e-mail chain. mark also produced, patrick, the director. and the guy who was making the prosthetics. >> jimmy: you had a choose your own penis party. >> we had all these iphones next to them for scale. and once he sent out the picture of what was going to be the small penis next to the phone and everyone was like, yeah. that looks pretty small. and mark and i were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. wait a second, that's the small one? uh -- yeah, sure, that's the small one. and we suddenly just felt like, what what -- what's been happening with my life and my penis? >> jimmy: it must be like the iphone 6s. >> exactly. it was definitely not the 6. >> jimmy: will your children see this film? how old are the kids now? >> 6 and 8. so yeah, they'll definitely see it. yeah. [ laughter ] no. they will not. i will never, ever let them see this movie. >> jimmy: do you ever think about that? especially if they know you don't want them to see it, they

will see it. >> they'll be able to see whatever they want. there's no way i can control it. when i was a kid, there were no penis movies available. >> jimmy: hold on. let me think. >> actually, there were. >> jimmy: porkies." although we don't really -- >> with the -- was "porkies" the one with the popcorn in the lap? with the penis in the popcorn? or "diner"? >> jimmy: yeah, that was "diner." "porkies" was through the wall of the gym and a woman came up and pulled on it real hard. >> that's right, yeah. like foot up against the wall pulling on the penis. >> jimmy: like a stretch arm doll. remember those? >> that's right. >> jimmy: when you were a kid, what movies were you crazy about? was there one? >> well, "star waft." it was the '80s. so i was a "star wars" fanatic as a kid. >> jimmy: even though the first "star wars" was in the '70s when i was 10 years old or something like that. >> i think when i was in the

second grade, "empire strikes back" was coming out so i was right in the prime age for that. >> jimmy: have you met any of the cast of "star wars"? >> no, but i did, for my second grade birthday party or eighth birthday party i invited mark hamill to my birthday party. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i wrote him a letter and gave it to my mom, so that's me inviting mark hamill. to my birthday party. >> jimmy: i see. >> and i kind of told all my friends, like, you should come to my party, just because, luke skywalker will probably be there. so, do what you want, but, you know, this is happening. >> jimmy: was it a crushing disappointment? >> yeah. it was a total bummer. i didn't understand that those things can't, probably won't happen. >> jimmy: well, i bet it would happen now if you wanted him to. >> well, i saw one day on twitter he was answering fan questions. so i asked him, why didn't you show up to my second grade birthday party, not expecting a response or anything, and he

responded saying, is it too late to rsvp? and i got -- like -- like, i got choked up. it was a real -- like i lost my mind. >> jimmy: yeah, right, yeah. >> it was crazy that he got, thank you for the aww, i agree. >> jimmy: and yet you did not invite him to your birthday party, did you? >> no. >> jimmy: isn't it funny how things go. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: han solo? no invitation? >> i saw, i never met him, but i did see harrison ford once on the street. he saw me. and i think his calculation was, okay, this is a few years ago, he was like, there's a guy in his late 30s, i probably mean a tremendous amount to him. so i'll give him this nod, and he'll have this nod with him for the rest of his days. so he did. he gave me this, like, and i lost my mind. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: clearly the force is

with you. >> yes. >> jimmy: adam scott. go see his movie. "the overnight" opens in theaters friday. and we shall return with music from wale. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank viola davis, adam scott, and hannibal burris. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next but first, this is called "the album about nothing." here with the song "the girls on drugs," wale! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> do you know what type of women i've been dealin' with? ♪ hey clap

♪ clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ♪ ♪ do you know what type of women i been dealin' with ♪ ♪ do you know what type woman i been dealin' with ♪ ♪ she tried tell me get a rush ♪ tell me little birds make her think i lying ♪ ♪ oh no no ♪ sprinkle a little something ♪ this is your friend tellin' to get a grip ♪

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