>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, ed helms, from "trainwreck," brie larson, the 9th annual belly flop competition, and music from joss stone. with cleto and the cletones. and now, you guessed it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. thank you. you are here on a fun night. there are many beloved traditions on television. there's the thanksgiving day parade, the macy's parade, there's the ball coming down on new year's eve. but there is one that towers above all of them and that is a tradition that began nine years ago here on this show. that is our annual pedestrian belly flop competition. [ cheers and applause ] it's every summer. every summer we stop people on the street, people walking by on hollywood boulevard, we talk them into taking their clothes off and jumping in -- it's the same kind of way prostitution works, really. i'd say we've discovered incredible belly flopping talent over the years, amazing athletes. here's a look back at some of the best of the best.

>> jimmy: we did do one in canada and it was a mistake. but it's summer and we've learned our lesson. it's hot behind our theater. we set up a swimming pool. it is filled with precious california washington that beer not really supposed to be using for this. in front of our theater we have cousin sal. hello, cousin sal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sal, your job is to grab hold of pedestrians, who do you have roaming around tonight? >> sal: let's see if i can wrangle someone on short notice. come on in. >> jimmy: hi, what is your name? >> elizabeth. >> jimmy: my name's jimmy, not elizabeth. oh, i see, i'm sorry. look at the size of that ribbon like minnie mouse on that purse. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> florida originally. >> jimmy: what part? >> sarasota area.

>> jimmy: a lot of weird things happen in florida. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so this would be perfect for you rather there are only three requirements we have to be part of the competition. you must be a pedestrian, which you are. you must have a belly. you must fit into one of the bathing suits we've been recycling for the last nine years. sound okay? >> so far, so good. >> jimmy: send her through, cousin sal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, guys. >> sal: this one's really cute. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> randy. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> syracuse, new york. >> jimmy: what brings you to california? >> celebrate my 50th birthday. >> jimmy: oh, happy birthday to you. it's your 50th birthday, huh? >> it was a few months ago but this was my present from my wife. >> jimmy: all right, just you and your wife here in town? >> and my daughter, 12 years old. >> jimmy: you know what, kids can sometimes be embarrassed by their punishmentarents. tonight we may set a record for that because you are going to be part of the belly flop competition, you'll strip down

to almost nothing and jump in the pool. >> i can do that. >> jimmy: okay, send him through. [ cheers and applause ] this will be fun. moments ago they were just walking by. how are you doing? how are you? oh, look, there you are. she is is with her purse. go right out back. really, she doesn't have to change. wait till you see randy in his short shorts. in other sports news, the los angeles lakers have some new players. and at the team practice facility in elsegunda today, roy hibbert, lou williams, brandon bass were introduced to the local media. one of the reporters asked if they'd heard from laker team captain kobe bryant yet. >> shot more three-pointers in my career last year than i did in any season in the past. so just evolved my game, just being smart. >> have any of you heard from kobe? if so, what did he say?

[ laughter ] >> are you located in l.a. yet? >> jimmy: is he behind us? that is going to be a fun locker room, i can tell already. guess it would have been worse if one of them was like, yeah, he had me over to his house, he didn't cat you guys? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: happy birthday. >> sal: we found a winner. >> jimmy: hello there. >> sal: the contest is over. >> jimmy: we have a top seed. what is your name? >> robert scurlock from gary, indiana. >> gary, indiana, wow. you're here on vacation? look at mickey mouse on his cell phone in the back. who the hell could be -- oh. you're from erie, indiana, visiting? >> i live here in north hollywood. >> jimmy: why did you move here?

>> for production, work. >> jimmy: all right, you know what? they say some of the biggest stars in hollywood got their break on our diving board. look at that, the wind is blowing your shirt open. just to reveal god is giving us a taste of what is to come. >> sal: my cousin's hitting on you right now. >> jimmy: all right, come on through. sal, grab a few people off the street and send them through. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's not like we're picking olympic teams. this is good. as you know kim kardashian is pregnant with her second child. and this time she's making money from it. this is from her instagram. it says, omg, have you heard about this? as you guys know, my hash tag morning sickness which is worse than regular morning sickness by the way, has been pretty bad. i tried changing things about my lifestyle like my diet but nothing helped so i talked to my doctor. he prescribed me dikligas.

i feel a lot better and most importantly it's been studied. great. what drug should we take if we get sick of the kardashians? is there a hash tag for that? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're selling us drugs now. the skechers shapeups weren't bad enough. big major league baseball news. the federal government has decided to drop their criminal case against former superstar barry bonds. barry bonds you may know was found guilty of obstruction of justice in 2011 for lying to a grand jury. that conviction was overturned. the government had until today to file for supreme court review but they chose not to. this is a case that started in 2003, it look forever, and nothing ended up happening. just like baseball. the game of baseball itself. bonds never said he didn't use steroids, he just said he thought they were flaxseed oil and arthritis baum.

never send barry bonds grocery shopping. i asked you to pick up milk. i did! this is foot powder. [ cheers and applause ] now his biggest challenge will be trying to get a turtleneck sweater over his enormous head. summer isn't -- oh, hey. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. where are you going? who's going to be security? where are you going? >> guillermo: i'm going outside. you can talk to them. >> jimmy: all right, very good. sony has an unusual movie project on the way. an emoji movie. sony pictures animation won a three-studio bidding war for a movie starring emojis, a nearly

seven-figure deal that sold off a pitch which those not familiar with showbiz lingo means someone went into a meeting witsd stud i don't executives and said, you know those pictures people section each other? let's make a movie about them. and walked out of the office with a million bucks. it's a fun town. i know people are skeptical. i was skeptical. it sounds dumb. so did the idea of a lego movie and that turned out pretty well. i have to say i got an early look at the rough emoji movie script and it's actually not bad. in fact, i thought it it might be fun to read a scene with some help from one of our guests tonight, brie larson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please join me at my station, thank you. >> hello, everyone. >> jimmy: very kind of you to do and follow along with us. this is rough, off the script, but here we go.

>> woman. >> jimmy: man. winking face. >> smiling face. heart-shaped eyes. >> jimmy: kissing face with closed eyes. >> kissing face with smiling eyes. >> jimmy: face with stuck-out tongue. >> face with stuck-out tongue. >> jimmy: eggplant. >> taco. taco. >> jimmy: fireworks. man, woman, both holding hands. >> jimmy: ring. >> bride. >> jimmy: eggplant. >> taco. >> jimmy: baby. >> family. >> jimmy: beer. beer, beer, beer. >> angry face. >> jimmy: beer, beer, banter, boobs. >> broken heart. angry face. >> jimmy: scared face. >> butcher's knife. >> jimmy: two hands up. >> butcher's knife, butcher's knife, big.

>> jimmy: santa claus? baby chick? >> butcher's knife. >> jimmy: headstone, ghost. >> coop emoji skull. >> jimmy: and -- scene. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, brie. i'll see you. we'll be right back with the belly flop competition so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen,

still to come music from josh stone. right now it is time for our ninth annual pedestrian belly flop contest. that is our belly flop security guard guillermo. what is the water temperature, have you felt it? >> guillermo: very cold. >> jimmy: it's very cold, that's how we like to keep it, very cold. we want these athletes to be at the highest level of alert right now, correct? >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. now let's meet our expert panel of judges. first up, an entrepreneur, owner of the dallas mavericks, from "shar tank" welcome mark cuban! [ cheers and applause ] >> what's up, jimmy? >> jimmy: i have two questions for you. how much money are you losing by being on our show tonight? >> millions. >> jimmy: millions of dollars, thank you. will you vote donald trump for president of the united states? >> only if you're vice president. >> jimmy: all right, all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next judge is the

current "sports illustrated" cover model star of the new movie "vacation" hannah davis. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hannah, do you feel comfortable judging this competition even though you don't have a belly, technically? >> well, i've been in plenty of belly flopping competitions. >> you have? >> i thought that would make me a pretty good judge. >> jimmy: are you willing to give mouth-to-mouth if required? >> yeah, if it's our first contestant. >> jimmy: all right. and anchoring our panel, my sweet and mild-mannered aunt chippy. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: aunt chippy -- what was the last time you were in a pool? >> um -- probably going to look like a bathtub. >> jimmy: are you at all worried about melting if you get wet tonight? >> let me tell you something. earlier i was in the middle, all of a sudden i got bumped to the end, we got handsome on that end, gorgeous over here, and

fat-ass over here. who the hell's going to get wet, jimmy? but i know when it's your birthday and where you live. >> jimmy: guillermo, who is our first flopper tonight? >> guillermo: elizabeth. >> jimmy: oh, yes, elizabeth. hello, elizabeth. oh my gosh. hannah, elizabeth needs mouth-to-mouth immediately! all right, anything you'd like to say to the judges, elizabeth? >> just, get ready for the best belly flopping ever. >> jimmy: count it down, we're going to see how this goes. here we go. >> guillermo: three, two, one! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let see. instant replay, if we could. for a very little person, you know what she got a lot, she hit a lot of surface area. that is how you do it. let's go to the judges for their scores. we'll start with mark cuban. >> it's got to be a 10. [ cheers and applause ]

i'd pay to watch her get wet. >> jimmy: hannah? >> i'm going to give her a 10. >> jimmy: also a 10. and finally, aunt chippy? >> i don't have a 10 but i 11 you an 11! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: aunt chippy, turn the thing around, turn what around? i've got a 9 over here -- >> jimmy: give her a 9. a zero, a nine what is it? >> i gave her 10. >> jimmy: all right. >> i didn't give her this. i gave her that. >> jimmy: we're going to get a 29 i think. otherwise the contest is over. all right, all right. so let's go to our second contestant. you got a 29, elizabeth, congratulations. well done. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there's a hot dog for you. next up on the board we have? >> guillermo: randy. >> jimmy: the birthday boy randy. think you can beat elizabeth? >> i doubt it after i saw mark's score. >> jimmy: okay, all right. you can still get a 10, a

perfect 30. we're counting on you to do that, are you ready? >> i'll give it my best. >> jimmy: count it down. >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: oh my goodness! that was pretty good. let's go now to our instant replay first. and there is randy. you can see randy. really knows how to do it, randy is a man who has flopped on his belly before. we've got to go to the judges. mark cuban, what did you give randy? >> just because randy got hannah wet -- >> jimmy: a 10, there you go. hannah, what score do you give randy? >> i'm giving him a 9. >> jimmy: aunt chippy? >> i lost my eyelashes but i'm giving him a 9. >> jimmy: we'll buy you more. oh, you came one short there, randy. nicely done, though.

you really did well. sal has a hot dog for you. let's go back up to the podium. to see who our next belly flopper is. robert, are you ready robert? >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: robert, you know, it may seem like you're going to run away with this but i think you will automatically get a handicap because people assume you're going to create a big splash. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have to jump correctly, all right? all right, robert. are you ready? >> yeah, i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. count him down. >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: guillermo, run! here we go. oh my goodness. all right. i think robert's shorts came off. there you go. let's see, will be better -- oh -- i don't know why, it's going to be interesting to see how the judges score that one. mark? >> robert, you got points because the pool actually moved. but the splash wasn't as big so

i'm only going with 8. >> jimmy: mark gives robert an 8. hannah? >> i'm giving him a 10 because i like his swimsuit. >> jimmy: aunt chippy? >> i'm going to give him a 9 because he didn't drown me. >> jimmy: 27 points. what a close competition this is. how are you feeling, robert? >> like a champion. >> jimmy: all right. >> sal: how are you feeling right now? >> world champion! >> jimmy: we have more belly flopping to come and we'll crown a champion. we have music from josh stone, from the movie "train wreck" brie larson is here and ed helms so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by schick hydro. with a great shave, good things happen. epicbarbershop.com.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a new leader. tonight, from amy schumer's blockbuster comedy "train wreck," brie larson. "water for your soul" comes out a week from friday, jos stone from the samsung stage. you can see him live tomorrow night at the henry fonda theater in los angeles. tomorrow on our show, our guests

will be colin farrell and meghan trainor. please join us then. you know our first guest tonight from "the office," from many "hangovers," he did a voice for asthma medication, he's done it all. next he assumes the role of rusty griswold in "vacation." it opens in theaters a week from today. please welcome ed helms! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? and what is this? >> hey, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm well, thank you. >> good, good. >> jimmy: what have we here? >> what? oh. this? this is reggie. he's my -- he's my therapy llama. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah.

i get -- you know me. i get a little nervous doing interviews and stuff. i just like to have him here, he keeps me kind of zenned out and calm. >> jimmy: he's -- he's your comfort animal? why a llama, not a dog? typically people would have dogs. >> dogs terrify me. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. a llama actually has -- just look at that. those eyeballs are so massive. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you just stare into it. and it takes -- i don't know, it takes me to a very calm place. >> jimmy: that's very sweet. don't they spit in your face if you look at them? >> yeah, they do. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> if you look at them weird, they get very uncomfortable. but reggie, you know, he's pretty sturdy, he's a good guy. >> jimmy: that's good, all right. okay. >> let's keep going. >> jimmy: proceed as if reggie is not here? >> ignore reggie. you call a lot of attention to

him, he'll get nervous. >> jimmy: i knew you were interested in bluegrass music and played it but i didn't know you were a real professional musician. >> yep. i just -- my group, the liensome trio, we put an album out last month. >> jimmy: that's for real? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, it's real. >> jimmy: well, you know. what with all your comedy and high jinks, who the hell knows? >> you're right. >> jimmy: how did you get into bluegrass? >> i grew up in atlanta, georgia, in the south. somehow it just -- i don't know, as a kid i wanted to tap into something that felt authentic or -- you know. >> jimmy: something wrong? >> i'm just getting a little -- it's like -- i'm feeling -- feeling tense. >> jimmy: why? >> i feel like you're digging into some personal areas. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i really didn't mean to -- do

you want to take a break or something? >> no. no, i'm good. i'm good. >> jimmy: it's all right? >> yeah, we're good, we're good. sorry. >> jimmy: reggie's good? >> reggie's good. >> jimmy: because reggie seems a little -- >> reggie's getting tense, reggie's getting tense. i was worried about this. marge? marge? >> jimmy: who's marge? >> can we please bring out seymour? >> jimmy: what? what is this, exactly? >> this is seymour. seymour is reggie's therapy chicken. so when reggie gets agitated -- we bring out seymour. who calms reggie down. >> jimmy: so seymour's here to calm reggie. reggie has his own therapy animal? >> yes. >> jimmy: a chicken. >> yes. it's a little awkward for me. because seymour and i don't get along very well.

>> jimmy: well, that is -- now, that's making you uncomfortable -- >> that's making me uncomfortable. but it -- >> jimmy: let's talk about the music. >> yes. >> jimmy: that will make you feel better. you're a banjo player? when you played with minimumed for and sons -- >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> the lonesome trio got to play at bonnaroo the last couple of years. >> jimmy: seymour okay? >> seymour -- >> jimmy: seymour is not okay? >> seymour is not okay. >> jimmy: yeah, because it doesn't -- >> dammit, jimmy, it's the energy you're giving off. >> jimmy: it is my fault? >> yeah it's you. >> jimmy: i don't feel like i'm giving any kind of a different energy off than i normally do -- >> you're making seymour nervous which makes him not as helpful. to reggie. which makes reggie useless to me as well. >> jimmy: right. >> this is all -- >>. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry.

as the host i should know better than that. >> marge! marge, can we please bring out theodore? >> jimmy: theodore? look at theodore. >> yes. >> jimmy: wow. now theodore is a therapy turtle? >> therapy turtle, yes. >> jimmy: looks like a tortoise but that's a turtle? >> yeah, that is seymour's therapy turtle. >> jimmy: okay, and is he -- okay. so the turtle provides therapy for the chicken, the chicken provides therapy for the laum mark the llama provides therapy for you. then you're here to provide therapy for me because i'd be here alone. it's kind of like -- like the old lady who swallowed a fly is what it's like. >> sort of. but there's -- this is a very calming area here. i feel like this is -- what's over here is not. >> jimmy: i should not do this? because i kind of want to see what's going on with the turtle. >> yeah, theodore's -- >> jimmy: he doesn't do anything. >> well, that's how he calms people. >> jimmy: i see. >> that's how he calms seymour.

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>> jimmy: that is anastasia, our champion in the belly flop competition. really came out of nowhere, i have to say. congratulations to her. our next guest is a talented actor and seecinger who shares name with cheese and is funny in the movie "train wreck" in theaters now. please say hello to brie larson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> that's nice. >> jimmy: what was nice in the belly flop competition? >> no, the applause. >> jimmy: oh, the applause, yeah. well, you know. [ cheers and applause ] to be honest there's a sign that tells them to do it. >> oh. >> jimmy: it's not all them. i have one at home too. >> i would get one for home. >> jimmy: you don't need one if you have a baby.

they clap when you come in. they hit 11, they ignore you and look at their ipad. >> at 18 they forget you exist. >> jimmy: oh, at best. at best. sorry there's animal hair and stuff all over the place. >> a lot of residue. >> jimmy: have you worked with animals in film? >> i have. i just worked with three. i was so excited to work with them. three sisters. they are sausage dogs. >> jimmy: i thought -- three sisters sounds like -- i don't know which family you're insulting here. >> they were three sausage dog sisters. big hope, little hope, and the youngest is vodka. they came from just a great home. i heard wonderful things about their work, highly recommended, great resume. but they actually weren't the most unprofessional actors i've ever worked with. >> jimmy: they were? why were they bad? >> they couldn't sit still.

do what a dog does. like what we were hiring them to do. sit there and be a dog. have a scene where dave buys an outfit for the dog. the dog couldn't sit still and it upset him because he wanted to, you know, have some eye contact. maybe run the dialogue. it wasn't going to happen. the dog couldn't sit still. >> jimmy: danny devito does not get along with wiener dogs. i think because they're just like cousins, breeding with cousins, breeding with cousins. if they were humans they'd be like on a boat in a swamp pushing it with a stick. know what i'm saying? >> it does make sense. evolution just says no to a sausage dog. they're like short, stumpy legs. what is the purpose of them? >> jimmy: we're spitting in the face of evolution. the opposite of what they do to fruits to make them more durable and theoretically tasty. >> we turn our dogs into babies. >> jimmy: yes.

>> they need us. oh, you need my help. >> jimmy: yeah, it's good if you're on a red carpet and need one in your purse. >> they're a little long. if you have a clutch. miniature. >> jimmy: that's why i wear a cross-body bag. it's a word i recently learned. >> cross-body bag. >> jimmy: cross-body bag, that's so cool, your line of cross-body bags by jimmy. >> i don't know if i'm going that far but i appreciate cross-body bags, my wife is probably laughing because i saw one in a catalog, what is this called? she told me. i say it every day now. >> i've never heard of this. >> jimmy: you don't know about a cross-body bag? where have you been? maybe check into the fashion police every once in a while. >> i'm so embarrassed. i thought they were called messenger bags. >> jimmy: ahws. we'll go to a vote later. we'll have mark cuban decide

whether it's correct. >> sounds good. >> jimmy: ar one of amy schumer's fr >> jimmy: ar one of amy schumer's fr friends that populate the film. that's why i got the job. before the movie? >> i didn't know i got the job for a while. judd called me and i don't know he got my cell phone number. he called me, do you know amy schumer? i ughtno. thought he was asking fhr he said, would you come over and get lunch with us? i'm working with her right now, we'writing, come hang out, we'll buy you lunch. i showed up. i did ell what i wanted. he got me a salad which was and i went in and started talking with them. they asked me stories about my life. you should know that i have a at i think are dramas s in

movie coot aes. pretty much any comedy you've seen me in i thought was o cf this was another case where that happened and i was making them laugh telling them true stories. afterwards judd was like, this is great, you want to come back tomorrow? okay, fine. i get in the car, my agent is like, what happened? what did you do? i don't know, i just talked about myself for a while, i ate a salad, and i was in. what did they want? i was like, i don't know, they what did they want? i was like, i don't know, they like, why?ome bac tomorrow. this sort of happened fare like then ab week in, bill hader pi'like, hey, cool, met at a christmas party, good see you, w we doing, why are we here? heat like, let's go with it. every day we like walked to our car be like, are we in this? it started getting awkward.

am i going to get this and you're not? are we for the samng? and i was thinking, this is going to get awkward if like i get it and you don't. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> but luckily it worked out in the end. >> jimmy: it did work out f1ell. and you know now that you're in whoo! glad about that. >> jimmy: it is a comedy. don't take it seriously. brie larson. the movie is called "trainwreck." be right back with j >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung.

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