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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, roseanne barr, and demi lovato. with cleto and the cletones. and now, for your information, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live >> jimmy: welcome to the show.
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thank you for watching. thanks to all of you. i appreciate your -- i'll tell you something. i especially appreciate your positivity tonight because here is a little bit of insight into nigh life. about three or four times a year, sometimes more, sometimes less, a large group of people bands together to get mad at me. sometimes they write letters, sometimes they tweet. sometimes they march. there have been marchers frichlt day i talked about youtube gaming, a new youtube platform on which people who play video games can watch other people play video games. of course i made fun of this because there are people watching other people play video games. which to me seems ridiculous. but apparently i touched a nerve. because i got an avalanche of mostly misspelled vitriol over the weekend. we posted this video to youtube. it has more than 52,000 thumbs down. which is a lot of thumb down. when it gets to 60,000, the
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police put you in protective custody. so, this is the most disliked video we have ever posted to youtube. we posted thousand of videos to youtube. and the comments section is absolutely incredible. well, let's go through some of these. these are real comments from, you stupid fat boy. i guess that's me. people love watching people play video games you. are just mad because you will be jobless in one year, you stupid, bearded gorilla. next one, smurfy, yeah, f-ing kill yourself you ignorant f, it is clear you have no clue what you are talking about, you irrelevant old man. you are salty due to entertainers making more money than you. you need to accept what the world has come to. some enjoy watching sports. some enjoy watching e-sports. stop hating. get your balls, tie them with thick fishing line. and jump off a cliff while you
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your cat is in a blender and the blender is being used to brush your teeth, you sarcastic -- sincerely the entire gaming community. they got together to craft that statement. and i will tell you every once in a while someone comes up with an insult i have never seen. like this one. jimmy, you are an fing egg. i like eggs. i'm all right with that. a lot of people wished death on me over this. this one, go hang yourself with that fat string of bacon in the kitchen you f-ing degen. short for degenerate. on the other hand, a lot of people opted not to wish death they wanted me to catch a disease. this guy said, get cancer. get brain cancer. that jimmy kimmel video is the stupidest thing i have ever seen. get aid. jimmy kimmel. some people attacked my wife. my daughter. others came up with analogies. gentleman named john gomez, yo, jimmy kimmel is an ignorant s,
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watching it is the same as watching nfl or nba. he low key got me pissed. zach oc, why did jimmy kimmel make an episode about nba when heap could just go play basketball. smh. what is smh? [ indiscernible ] okay. that's a questionable analogy. i'm not in the nba. i' if i was i would play basketball. i definitely would. another. i guess watching football is dumb because i could be playing it instead, huh, at jimmy kimmel. yes it is actually dumb. watching people play football is dumb. i do it every sunday. i know it is dumb. the guys i watch it with are thumb. they're all a bunch of dumb guys. watching people play video games isn't like watching people play football. it's look watching people play fantasy football. it is one more step removed from human activity. you understand? this was the weirdest analogy of all of them. how this guy defended watching
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videos about videos games. why watch porn when you can go have sex? exactly. why would you watch porn when you can go have sex? thank you, fluffy guy 958. anyway. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] people got so very fired up about this. why i am not sure? i am an open minded person. maybe i am missing out on something. maybe it is a lot of fun. so if one of you wants to invite me over, we can watch people play video games together. who knows maybe i will like it. in the meantime, go outside and play. all right. watch a video of someone going outside to play. whatever you want to do. but isn't that something else? wow. people really do have their priorities in order don't they? last night here in los angeles, the annual mtv video music award. it was strange night. that included this emotional moment from canadian chanteuse
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justin bieber. >> wow! well, okay. wow. well. >> you don't have anything in the monitor. he realized those tattoos are permanent. he just broke down. he cried after singing his hit songs "what do you mean" and "where are you now" both sound like text messages to me. what do you mean? where are you now? and then nicki minaj got on stage and ripped into the host of the show miley cyrus. >> thank you, pastor lydia, i love you so much. and now -- back to this bitch
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that had a lot to say about me in the press. miley, what's good? we're all in this industry. we all do interviews. and we all know how they manipulate [ bleep ]. nicky, congratulations. and just because the vmas have already started doesn't mean that the voting is done. >> probably where miley regretted dressing like someone from hot dog on a stick. because, not how you want to be dressed when someone comes at you. there is a lot of back story behind why that happened. i didn't totally understand it in the first place. i did research. and i thought i would break it down in a language we would all understand. come with me now to the wall of america. so yesterday what happened was, a few days ago, miley cyrus gave an interview to the "the new york times" in which she said some unflattering things about nicki minaj. the times reporter asked about the taylor swift nicki minaj
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twitter feud leading up to the vmas. and miley said nicky was jealous and unkind and impolite. so when nicki minaj, accepted her vma for best hip-hop video for anaconda she ended her speech by insulting miley cyrus. nicki said, this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press. and then the camera cut to miley who looked shocked and upset. then the camera cutback to nicki who mouthed the word "don't play with me, bitch." and then kanye announced he was running for president. and then the world ended. so, any, anyone have any question as but that? of course, the big news from last night was kanye west, long rambling. i don't want to call it a speech. speeches are something people
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prepare. taylor swift presented kanye with a video vanguard award. supposed to speak two minutes. he went on for 13 minutes. kanye west continues to say the things that are on nobody's mind, not even his mind. he didn't, i don't want to make you sit through the whole thing. i asked guillermo to put together an abbreviated version of what kanye said. let's welcome guillermo off to the stage now. guillermo, where are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: bro, bro, bro. thank you for the award, taylor swift. you are gracious. i'm sorry i said your video was not as good as beyonce.
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your video was not as good as beyonce. i hate award shows. thank you for this award. i am confident, i believe in myself, i am a stone. i'm not a politician, bro. i am running for president. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: these are expensive! i love how kanye was dressed. dressed just like that last night. it looked as if he was after the award show he was going to go paint a house. so, kanye says he is running for president in 2020. and i, i think kanye would make
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a very compelling candidate. thinking today, he has a great deal in common with another famous person who wants to be president. >> i have decided in 2020 to run for president. >> i am officially running for president of the united states. >> i'm not no politician, bro. >> how stupid are these politicians? >> i just wanted people to like me more. >> i think they like me in a certain way. which is nice. nice to be liked. >> you know how many times taylor announce they'd were going to give me the award because it got them more ratings. >> the only thing they care about ratings. >> did he smoke something before he came out here? >> i am all for medical marijuana. >> 60,000 people boo me. >> i get a standing ovation. >> i will die for the art. >> i will build the greatest wall. >> listen to the kids.
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[ bleep ] bro. >> sit down. >> sit down. >> this is a new mentality. >> i'm a very smart person. >> we are not going to control our kids with brands. >> oreos, i love oreos. i will never eat them again. >> i have decided in 2020 to run for president. >> jimmy: wow, thank you president trump. and future-president kanye west. we have to take a break. when we come back we, have something fun planned. when we come back, we pit roseanne versus demi lovato. we play, "name that famous celebrity." so stick around. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. what is with all this stuff on the stage, you ask? it is time to play name that famous celebrity. here we go. let's meet our contestants who are celebrities themselves. one is a talented singer. another is not a talented singer but a talented actor and comedian. please welcome, roseanne barr and demi lovato. [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. hello. >> jimmy: all right, lady. welcome -- i'm excited that you are here. it is time now to introduce the star of this game. this is a gentleman i met outside a movie theater many years ago. he loves celebrities. his fashion is getting photographs of himself with celebrities even if he doesn't know who the people are. which is usually the case. please say hello to yaya, come on in. thank you for rushing out. how many celebrities?
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you know who these celebrities are? >> lady music. that's right. very famous. you know with the name, i'm bad. >> jimmy: you're bad. that's why we are here. you have taken photographs with many celebrities. >> many, many, many. >> jimmy: how many? >> sophia loren. >> jimmy: you don't have to name all of them. >> jimmy: who is this? >> miley cyrus. >> jimmy: that's right. >> she showed her breasts. >> jimmy: see what we are dealing with. contestants. put your blindfold on. the game works like this. very simple. i will show yeah yeah a photo of a celebrity, with whom he has been photographed. he will say the celebrity to you without saying the name. >> she need help. >> jimmy: are you okay, roseanne? >> drink coffee a lot, jimmy. >> jimmy: if you think you know
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the famous person that yaya is describing. buzz in. and then correct answer gets 100 points. who ever has the most correct. please blindfold yourself. let's begin. yaya, who is this famous celebrity? >> the lady she bemarry big fams guy. go to africa. help with the kids. her father is famous. make the movie. >> angelina jolie. >> jimmy: that is right. on the board. well done. >> good job. ha-ha-ha. >> jimmy: there you are with angelina. >> in the movie "60 second" or "60 minute." very nice. come out from the car. got a picture. very nice. >> jimmy: who is this celebrity, yaya. who? >> the guy, china, china, china. latino people. he want to run for president. >> what? >> he want to run for president.
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>> kanye west. >> no. the white one. with the hair. rich guy. >> trump. >> jimmy: got to ring in. >> sorry. >> there you are with donald trump. >> that one i give him glasses look like men in black with the glasses in new york. remember, i do, i touch his hair. >> jimmy: you did touch his hair. >> i thought he has -- >> you have a tie game here, yaya. the next celebrity is this woman. >> this lady. >> jimmy: yes. >> oh, that lady she music. she win oscar. she marry english guy. >> jimmy: she did not win an oscar. >> she is famous. she does music. >> jimmy: maybe a little bit, yeah. >> marry one guy, english guy. long hair.
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english accent. >> jimmy: briefly marry. >> separate from him now. >> madonna. >> jimmy: no, she -- >> she is young. >> i guessed madonna. >> she does change hair color every time. >> jimmy: yaya, tell us who that is? >> taylor swift! i forget. katy perry. katy perry. >> jimmy: our next celebrity is? who is this gentleman? >> this guy is actor, director. >> ben affleck. >> from new york. >> jimmy: not ben affleck. >> more clues, yaya. >> his marry, he has his daughter. she coming up. he marry her and leave his wife. >> woody allen! whoo! whoo!
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>> jimmy: very happy to be with you there. >> very nice. >> he signed my pitcher. very nice. >> jimmy: our next celebrity is? >> the guy he become woman. >> jimmy: roseanne. >> caitlyn jenner. >> not correct. very close. >> olympic champion. and he -- change and become woman. >> bruce jenner. >> that is right. >> i don't say any name. i swear. i don't -- >> roseanne figured it out on her own. >> she is smart. >> jimmy: who is the next celebrity, yaya. >> oh, she is very nice. >> jimmy: yechls. >> she do a show in new york. morning with the black guy, football, american tall guy.
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>> jimmy: roseanne? >> kelly ripa. >> jimmy: sorry, demi. there is no coming back from this. congratulations, you can remove your blindfold now. but you are both getting a pry. >> announcer: roseanne and demi going home with a collapsible camping cup and year supply of paprika. >> jimmy: what a wonderful gift. yaya would look a picture. tonight on the show. demi lovato. we'll be right back with roseanne barr. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by gamestop. pre-order destiny: the taken king at game stop to get the suros arsenal pack. 10 gigs of 4g lte data, each no sharing and just $30 bucks a line
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>> jimmy: tonight, a very popular young woman, demi lovato is here to chat, and to sing, from the samsung outdoor stage. this is her album called "confident." tomorrow, we'll be joined by salma hayek, from "mr. robot" rami malek, and we'll have music from atlas genius. >> jimmy: our first guest is one of the biggest television stars ever, with a 46-acre macadamia nut farm in hawaii and three ex-husbands to prove it. she now plays judge on "last comic standing" which airs wednesdays at 10 on nbc, and you
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can please welcome roseanne barr! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i can tell you something when you walk out and see you from team to time. all i can think, you look fantastic. better and better every time i see you. it's unbelievable. >> thank you. you know, people say that to me when they see me. it's so weird because they go like this, you, you look good. >> jimmy: how do you take that? do you take that well or poorly? >> i'm like [ bleep ] you, all right. i mean i think they think i'm going to go, thank you. you use to look like [ bleep ], and you, know? >> jimmy: do you think that tells a lot about yourself, i
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feel the same way, you can't go, that's nice. oh, boy, what did that mean? >> yeah, i can't take a compliment. i am not good at it at all. makes me feel like something bad is going to happen at any second. >> jimmy: you ran for president. will you support a kanye west presidency? >> no. >> i will support american citizens taking an interest and running for government. i wish some regular people would do it. like people who aren't -- >> jimmy: what about donald trump? >> he is kind of irregular. i mean, i really think that grandparent should get out there and run. they've got the extra time and such. they got, they've got extra money. they care about the world. you know, that's kind of the reason i did it was to say, hey, we have to fix this. we can't just let these same people screw it up year after
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year. >> jimmy: do you think we -- ever fix it? >> hell no. >> jimmy: you have to start off known. some presence on the national scene. >> you should have some idea of how things work. when i come on i always say. i have been wrong several times. i really believe that the end of the world is near. >> jimmy: you have said that each time you have been on the show. >> and i have been off buy a cup years. >> jimmy: always cheers the audience up. but you have been off each time. i have the dates. you predicted july 16, 2006 would be the end of the world. >> i was off there a little. >> jimmy: november 2nd, 2008, two different times, you said that would be the end of the world. >> yeah. i miscalculated when i was doing all of the -- >> jimmy: the math. >> the math. >> jimmy: november 3rd, are you disappointed the end of the world didn't come or relieved?
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>> i'm kind of relieved. yeah. >> jimmy: sure. >> but if i do run for president again i am going to run on the self annihilation ticket. when i ran in 2012 it was on legalization. i have to be very proud of how many states have legalized since that. marijuana. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i would imagine there has been a big boom in the sales of macadamia nuts as a result of that, yes? >> yeah, you know they're the perfect protein. and i bought my farm from dole pineapple which did all of this gmo, genetic engineering on my farm. i am telling you my nuts are so huge. the biggest nuts you have ever seen. other people's nuts are like this. when b yyou buy macadamia nuts they're like this. my freaking nuts are like this.
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>> jimmy: i feel look you bought that farm just so you could do nuts jokes. >> i kind of did. >> jimmy: you could write that off, that whole thing. the farm, still living in hawaii. >> still doing my farming. and i have, 2,000 nut trees. i am still doing it. you know? >> jimmy: i know you know this. your son, buck, worked here at our show. >> i know i was going to thank you so much for giving him a job. >> jimmy: he was a production assistant here. and there he is. there he is. normally we don't allow the pas to sit in the audience. >> there he is. >> jimmy: he did a very good job. >> isn't he handsome? >> jimmy: he is handsome. you would be proud of him. he is well liked by the staff. we never know. every once in a while, some body whose parent is famous comes to work here. sometimes when they come they dent work very hard. buck did work hard. >> this was his first job he ever had in his life. i sure am proud of him.
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>> jimmy: that's good. you should be. we did get one photograph of buck. i don't want to indicate this is indicative of his service here. there he is sleeping on a couch. buck. by the way, buck, i think is still wearing the same shoes. >> yeah, he is. >> jimmy: a good sign. the laces have deteriorated. >> you know, buck did not learn how to tie his shoes until he was 18 years old. that's no lie. >> jimmy: that was not on his resume, buck. that was not listed among special skills. >> he used to go around the i would say tie your shoes. he was playing basketball. he didn't have his shoes tied at basketball. hello? i'm like, tie your [ bleep ] shoes! >> jimmy: you can see whatever you did really worked. >> i'm proud of him. thank you. >> jimmy: when we come back, we will talk about television show, second season on "last comic
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>> jimmy: roseanne barr! "last comic standing, you enjoy it? >> combines two of my greatest passions, the joy of laughter and ruining people's dreams.
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>> jimmy: i don't believe that. >> no, it is so fun. being around comedy, you know, a blast. >> jimmy: do you feel you have to be careful with the young comics, not destroying them and really like, by what you say? and how tough you are with them? >> you know, i have five kids. you know they're older than buck. they're in their 40s and 30s. so i think that, you know, i have learned how you can say, how you can criticize people in a kind way. you don't have to tear them all the way down. so it's helped me. >> jimmy: how is your vision? i read you were having a problem with your eye night? >> i'm getting older, you get all kind of things. i am having some comb pro mied eye troubles and stuff. like when i drive. i probably shouldn't drive anymore. >> jimmy: that bad? >> will i have hit a few people. i got a bad reputation in hawaii because i did hit a couple of
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people. and i mean in their cars. >> jimmy: in their cars. >> but then i was going to the store. some lady comes up. and she's like, kind of crazy or something. you hit me. and i knew i did not hit her. you know? i go i didn't hit you. yes you di. you hit me. and so you know, i was trying to be nice. and calm. but i kind of lost it. so it made me bad, i said i didn't [ bleep ] hit you, bitch. right? >> jimmy: sure. and then she goes, i'm going to call the police and have them give you a sobriety test. i go now you are, not only did i not hit you, now you are following me around accusing me of driving drunk and everything i thought this woman is an anti-semite, you know. then i found out she was a jew.
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>> jimmy: our next guest is a gifted young performer with more than 30 million followers on twitter and 20 million on instagram, this is her 5th album, called "confident" it comes out october 16th. please welcome demi lovato. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> good. >> jimmy: you are furry. that's gorilla, i assume. >> i think it's fake. >> jimmy: it didn't feel animalish. didn't have a smell. you know, real fur smells like a
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monkey. >> really? >> jimmy: not really. i made it up. how you doing? >> i'm doing great. >> jimmy: life is good? >> the video music award last night. >> i am a little tired. but i am excited. >> jimmy: did you go to parties after the night last night? >> i stopped by jeremy spot's party. i never met him before. he was really nice. and also it's good to like, i don't wear anything but sweat pants. so if i go to like a designer's party it make me look like i know clothes and [ bleep ]. i did that. afterwards i went home with iggy and we put on sweat pants. ate pizza. >> jimmy: one pair between you? >> i don't think our butts would fit into one pair. >> jimmy: iggy azalea is your friend friend, a real friendship. or one of those we see. >> we went back, ate pizza, and
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watched the vma's back and what the [ bleep ] happened? >> jimmy: what happened. with that little fight that happened between nicki minaj and miley cyrus. >> i'm switzerland. >> jimmy: kanye west got up on stage. were you in the room? >> iggy and i were watching, we were look what is he talking about? honestly what is he talking about? you could tell that halfway through his edibles kicked in. or whatever he was smoking. >> jimmy: i feel like we also skipped over because of the two things, we had forgotten a little bit that justin bieber broke down in tears at the end of his song which was definitely fake. there is no way those were real tears? >> if you were justin bieber for that many years. >> jimmy: you might cry too? >> no, you might, you would maybe, celebrate if people booed
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you. and they cheered. and i would be happy. >> jimmy: did he get booed at the vma's? >> it was something, i don't remember. >> jimmy: do you feel competitive when you watch, on a show like this. >> i am a perfectionist. perfectionist. i am getting better at it. but i don't like going to award shows. >> jimmy: you are clumsy. would you gre wiagree with the statement? >> never. >> watch the video. explain you. are at a kiss fm party. and you just -- you did the right thing. by jumping right back up. and leaping into the pool. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you get hurt? >> no, that was actually one that i didn't get hurt in. >> jimmy: i see. >> most i bruise or like we talked about last time. bre broke my leg. not on stage. that was just in my living room.
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and then -- that one didn't hurt. and there is actually. i fall so often that my fans are like, it's not a tour unless demi falls. >> jimmy: have you kidded wearing a helmet? >> i haven't considered that. while there i stopped wearing heels. it worked. and then i fell in flat shoes. and you know what, might as well look taller. >> jimmy: if you are going to fall, you might as well. >> compilation video, sorry to interrupt. a compilation video of me falling seven times. hilarious. incredible. >> jimmy: at least you have a good sense of humor about it. the moment you fall you have to do something to make it as if it was intentional which it never is. >> no, never is. that i was crushed. i was like my god, the l.a. performance, pool party for my single, oh, my god i'm so embarrassed. i was like, whatever. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? >> what's new. >> jimmy: you had a birth day. how old are you now? >> 23.
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>> jimmy: 23 years old. what do you do, 23 is not a major birthday. do you have a big thing for a birthday like that? >> i want to knott's berry farm? >> jimmy: during halloween. >> i get nauseous roller coasters on back to back. >> jimmy: i voiment vomited in park. >> i almost did. >> jimmy: why go on them if it makes you feel sick? >> i love roller coaster. the line situation, i don't really wait in the line. so you go to the rides back to back to back. prescription y >> jimmy: you realize that makes people want to kill you. >> i didn't want to say it. >> jimmy: you are going back to back to back. >> normally you have a break in between. >> jimmy: do you feel like maybe this is god punishing for you going to the front of the line.
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>> karma for everyone i am cutting in front of. >> jimmy: let me ask about this photograph. a great photograph the whose idea is it to take a picture like this? >> mine. all mine. >> jimmy: yours. >> you say what, i want to be in a pair of see-through underpants? >> well, okay. i have been on like a meal plan for a year. and i have been training my butt off for this album. and everything. thank you! i heard that. and i really, i'm really, love might body now which is the first like in my whole life. so i wanted to show it off on my album cover. and, yes those are see-through underpants. it was very uncomfortable picking the cover with my manager. >> jimmy: your manager is a male? >> a male. and also john taylor, what's up. he also is part of management. and actually, yeah, so i was picking out the shots. we were looking through a bunch
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of them. they weren't like, touched up at all. beforehand. and these are see through underwear. there was a little block the i didn't do that. i wouldn't show that. i wouldn't go out anywhere with my vagina showing. >> jimmy: me either. if i had one i would never show it. i would keep it -- >> we were looking at it. we had to pull if the up on a big screen to look at it. >> jimmy: of course. >> we were going through. there was look one shot. we were like, yeah, really good. my manager is, that's look a lot of vagina though. okay. we are taking it down. we are not looking it. we darkened it. >> jimmy: maybe he should talk to miley cyrus also while he is at it. very good to have you here. you going to do some songs for us outside? >> i am "cool for the summer." >> jimmy: confident. comes out october 16th. demi lovato when we come back right back. >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. sure, tv has evolved over the years.
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank roseanne barr and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next but first, her
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album "confident" comes out october 16th, here with the song "cool for the summer" demi lovato! "cool for the summer" ♪ ♪ tell me what you want what you like, it's okay i'm a little curious, too tell me if it's wrong ♪ ♪ if it's right, i don't care i can keep a secret can, you ♪ ♪ got my mind on your body and your body on my mind got a taste for the cherry i just need to take a bite ♪ ♪ don't tell your mother kiss one another die for each other we're cool for the summer ♪
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take me down ♪ ♪ into your paradise don't be scared 'cause i'm your body type just something ♪ ♪ that we wanna try 'cause you and i we're cool for the summer tell me if i won ♪ ♪ if i did what's my prize i just wanna play with you too even if they judge ♪ i just wanna have some fun with you got my mind on your body ♪ ♪ and your body on my mind got a taste for the cherry i just need to take a bite don't tell your mother ♪ ♪ kiss one another die for each other we're cool for the summer hey ♪
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♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh take me down into your paradise ♪ ♪ don't be scared 'cause i'm your body type just something that we wanna try 'cause you and i ♪ ♪ we're cool for the summer hey, we're cool for the summer we're cool for the summer ♪ got my mind on your body and your body on my mind got a taste for the cherry ♪ ♪ i just need to take a bite take me down into your paradise
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don't be scared ♪ ♪ don't be scared 'cause i'm your body type just something that we wanna try ♪ ♪ 'cause you and i we're cool for the summer take me down we're cool for the summer ♪ ♪ don't be scared 'cause i'm your body type just something that we wanna try ♪ ♪ 'cause you and i we're cool for the summer ooh, ooh, ooh we're cool for the summer ♪ ♪
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