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>> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i know you're excited. this is a great day in the united states. our national nightmare is over. earlier tonight from gillette stadium in massachusetts a new nfl season began. [ cheers and applause ] the new england patriots hosted the pittsburgh steelers. i want to say something that might be controversial but i think it needs to be said. the truth is you don't have to be ready for some football. there's no preparation required. turn it on and watch. i'm trying something new this season. instead of watching the games i'm going to dvr all the games so i can binge watch them the week before the super bowl. the patriots of course have been at the center of all sorts of cheating allegations.

if these reports we've seen over the last couple of days are accurate the patriots cheated more than everyone on ashley madison combined. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] people have said a lot of those fans who are not from the boston area are screaming bloody murder about this. but it's funny we get so upset about the patriots breaking the rules and then we all put 20 bucks into an illegal office pool to bet on them. but that's what makes america the greatest country in the world. i'll tell you that. [ cheers and applause ] what happened on the field aside, this was the best part of the game tonight. >> now remember coach tomlin always used to get on you because he saw the potential in you. now after having success is he still hard on you? >> jimmy: what? who cut antonio brown's hair? in woodworking they call that a dado cut, i think. how does he get the helmet on?

it would appear he has been attacked by edward scissorhands who happens to be with us. johnny depp is on the show. [ cheers and applause ] i'll say this. not the weirdo dudes dressed as johnny depp out on the street. the real one. johnny is here to promote his new movie "black mass." [ cheers and applause ] the infamous boston crime lord james "whitey" bulger. it's a great movie. i don't know about the title. black mass to me sounds like a movie tyler perry would release around the holidays. also from the scary new movie "the visit," kathryn hahn is here. [ cheers and applause ] and a special -- i'll go so far as to say we have a crazy performance from a band called mutemath. every time these guys are on the show they do something great. tonight they'll be playing on our roof where it was very hot. it was 96 in l.a. today. it's so hot, so humid. last night our local fox 11 news team walked around talking to

people about how hot it is. this is what we do here in l.a. and happened upon this colorful gentleman. >> i think people are too much into air conditioning. i think we need to allow our body to adjust, you know. if you go back 20, 40 years, not so many people have air conditioning. it's more a new thing. but think about like 100 years ago. who turned on the air conditioning then? >> yeah, but they were so sweaty they probably don't look pretty 100 years ago. i like to be refrigerated. >> i like to smell your sweat. >> jimmy: good-bye, weirdo. back to you, christine. that might very well be the creepiest thing i've ever seen on the local news. not only is it hot here, we're in the middle of a long and very serious drought. our governor jerry brown issued mandatory water restrictions for the first time ever. we never had that in california. it's important to make sure we all do our part to conserve. so i decided to ride along with

the l.a. department of water and power water conservation unit, a real unit that patrols the city to make sure water isn't being wasted. they don't have a large force. at one point it was only one guy. now they're up to four guys. needless to say, when i showed up, they were more than happy to make it five. >> jimmy: how's it going? >> good, hey jimmy, good to see you. >> jimmy: i'm your new partner. >> all right. >> jimmy: let's do this. >> you ready? >> jimmy: i'm ready. >> in the california utilities department there are two kinds of customers -- the water users and the water abusers. these are their stories. >> you practice water conservation? >> jimmy: i do. i am a little obsessed with it. >> that's good. >> jimmy: i'm worried we're going to run out and i really love having water. >> yes, we need it. >> jimmy: i don't want to be part of the problem. i want to be part of the solution. >> sure. >> jimmy: even if we have to resort to violent measures today. >> i don't think we're at that point for violent measures.

but, you know -- >> jimmy: we have different styles, i guess. >> yes, exactly. >> jimmy: i don't know if you can tell but out of respect for you i haven't bathed in more than three days. >> no, i hadn't -- hadn't noticed yet. >> jimmy: or flushed for that matter. >> or flushed. oh, you're the old brown, flush it down. yellow, let it mellow? >> jimmy: no i'm the old, just shut the lid and leave. can we pull over here? >> sure. >> jimmy: i see something up here. it's great that we're going around and busting people for using too much water. but i really think there should be some kind of rewards program for those who have a lawn like this one. >> right. >> jimmy: these people are local heroes. they really are. maybe we should knock on the door and congratulate them. looks like they haven't been here in a while. you know what? i think i'm going to leave them a note. dear resident.

is that what we call them? >> sure. >> jimmy: resident. looove what you're doing with the lawn, keep it up. remember -- water is your daughter. >> yeah. sounds good. >> jimmy: xo. i'm going to put this right -- throw this like that. okay? would that be all right? >> they'll find it. >> jimmy: yeah, they'll find it. do you think people who take a 45-minute shower every day are going to hell? >> i don't know if they are going to hell but that doesn't sound like it's right. 45 minutes is a long time. >> jimmy: i think they're going to hell. is your department encouraging people to shower together? >> that's one thing they could do to save water. yeah. but i haven't heard any -- >> jimmy: i'd love it if the two of us could maybe at the end of the day -- >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: wash each other down a little bit. you know what i'm saying,

nothing -- >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we are partners now. >> we're buds now, yeah. >> jimmy: anything we can do to get closer, you know? >> yeah. that's right. we want to promote that. >> you guys do the water conservation? >> yeah. >> let me tell you guys something. when i walk over in the valley, mission hill, over at the va hospital? you know the va hospital? >> jimmy: hold on, let me get the report. i would love to see this. i would love to see any information you have. >> jimmy kimmel, how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm with the dwp now, we're cruising the neighborhood, checking, making sure people aren't wasting water. >> is it by the baseball field? softball field? >> yes, you know this area? >> yeah, i worked with the va before. i have someone i can call. >> they're all geysered. va hospital. baseball diamond. >> i'm like, hang on here, i'm not watering my lawn, you're not even checking your lawn. >> jimmy: those [ bleep ]. i am so upset right now. i might cry. but i won't because it's going

to waste water. >> yeah. you want to save that. >> jimmy: sorry about the phone. i don't know what came over me. it's recyclable, don't worry. thank you so much, citizen. do you ever catch people with sprinklers on in the rain? >> yes, we do. >> jimmy: oh! that's where i would get violent. that's where i would really go crazy. i think one of the big problems is nobody knows how their sprinklers work. >> that is a problem. >> jimmy: very, very complicated. >> no, they're not. >> jimmy: well, for me they're very, very complicated. >> so i assume you don't touch your controller? >> jimmy: i try not to. my mom told me i would go blind if i touched the controller. >> i see. >> jimmy: water in the street. what do we do? >> we're following it to see where it goes. >> jimmy: following it, i like that. follow the water. >> so it's water coming out of these like french drains or street drains. it could be anything. they might be draining a pool. wreck we can knock, see if they'll talk with us. >> jimmy: if they're not home we

kick the door in, right? >> not this time. hi, i'm with dwp and i do have media with me today if you don't mind. >> jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> good. how are you? >> jimmy: boy, you know, it's nice to meet you but under these circumstances -- we have a little problem outside. i don't know if you could put your hands up against the wall. is that how we should do this? >> is it irrigation? do you know? were you aware of it? >> i was not aware. >> did you see the amount? it's going down the street. it's a good amount. >> jimmy: it's like -- >> let's take a look, take a look. >> jimmy: i feel i could be white water river rafting on something like this. >> this is a good amount of flow, that's why. more than anything it's a courtesy in case you weren't aware. >> jimmy: yeah, it's pure. that's water. >> i'll leave you our tips. and also, we're on three day a week watering. >> jimmy: it's important to remember water is your daughter.

>> water is your daughter, right. >> jimmy: right? >> yeah. he likes it too. >> jimmy: look at this! hey, hey! how dare you show your face around here! see, that's the problem right there. oh, no! there's a guy -- pull over, just stop. down, citizen, down! i got him! want to read him his rights? you're under arrest. we're dwp. to the dw police. >> thanks. >> jimmy: thank you. let's go get that shower together. >> all right. okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to my partner, rick silver, l.a. dwp. we have to take a break. when we come back, i'll tell you who donald trump talked about today. we'll be right back.

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it's just how we're programmed. but even though he is the front-runner, donald trump isn't playing it safe. today he's getting criticized. he made comments about one of his rivals in the race for the republican nomination, carly fiorina. he did an interview with "rolling stone." this is a quote. he said about carly fiorina, "look at that face, would anyone vote for that, can you imagine that the face of our next president? she's a woman and i'm not supposed to say bad things but really, folks, come on, are we serious?" this is carly fiorina's face. when he was called out he changed it and claims he wasn't talking about her actual face, he was talking about her persona. [ laughter ] at this point donald trump, he's publicly attacked more women than he's married. [ laughter ] which is a lot. by the way, when your own face looks like this? like an orange ate a lemon? maybe you shouldn't criticize other faces.

i have to say when i first started watching this donald trump for president show, i didn't think it could sustain for more than five episodes. but he's kept it fresh, i have to hand it to him. did you watch apple's big i-announcement yesterday? [ cheers and applause ] there's a new apple super sized ipad and two new iphones on the way. kind of crazy because the last iphone came out less than a year ago. we're now programmed to feel like if we don't get the new one, we're missing out on something. so today we went down the street and asked people to try out the new iphone. even though they announced it yesterday, the new iphone won't come out until hear this month. so we gave people the oldest iphone. the original first generation iphone that came out in 2007. and told them it was the new iphone. here's what they thought of it. >> we're talking to people because apple held a conference where they announced their

newest iphone and other new products. we have a test device here. we want to get your opinion on it. >> awesome. >> check it out. >> oh, cool. nice and light. small. fits in the palm of my hand. quite nifty, i like it. >> it's actually comfortable. better than before. my thumb doesn't have to stretch all the way across the country to type. >> what are some of the new features? >> a higher resolution screen, a much better quality camera. >> okay. >> walk us through what you're seeing as you use the phone. >> i'm seeing a smaller screen. probably more compact for somebody who don't want to drop they phone a lot. >> it opened up so perfectly. >> did it open up faster than it did the previous one? >> much, much faster. much faster. it's very exciting. >> it's pretty cool. i like how fast the device is moving. it's not lagging. it's not holding me up. >> the resolution on the screen is much sharper. >> yes, much. >> definitely. >> pictures are clearer. the camera is amazing. >> what do you think of the

phones side by side? you have your 6 out here. >> well, i think this is daintier. it feels the same weight. >> what about the size and feel of the phone? >> i love the size. it's not too big. it fits perfectly in the palm of my hand. easily to slip into my handbag as well. easy to find. >> are you going to consider purchasing this phone when it goes on sale in two weeks? >> probably. >> yeah? >> probably. >> because it's better than ever before? >> you've always got to have the new one. >> do you think apple's done it again? >> apple always does it again. >> would you say this is a worthy addition to the iphone lineup? >> absolutely. >> a thoroughly modern new iphone? >> thoroughly modern, absolutely. >> finally, an iphone for 2015. >> absolutely, i can't wait to get mine. >> for the phone, $800 out of the box, or free if you have the first iphone. >> that's cool. >> yeah. >> well, apple does care about their customers, regardless what people say. >> apple, you've done it again. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: our first guest is a three-time oscar nominated actor and pirate who gives one of his finest performs ever as real-life mobster james "whitey" bulger in "black mass." it opens in theaters a week from friday. please say hello to johnny depp! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's really good to see you. they're excited. you know, there's something -- there are a lot of handsome guys in hollywood, there are a lot of guys women get excited about. but you struck a nerve somewhere like in the '90s that is never going to go away. and these -- this audience is so

horny for you right now. [ cheers and applause ] >> that would be quite an undertaking, wouldn't it. >> jimmy: i think you could do it. i think you could get through everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> here? >> jimmy: do you love your fans or not? that's the question. >> i do, and i'll prove it, i will. >> jimmy: i was thinking about this today. i don't know why this popped into my head. i never heard of anyone else with the last name depp. besides your family members, are there other -- do you run into depps? >> no. >> jimmy: there are no depps. what's the origin of that name? >> no idea. >> jimmy: is it short for anything? >> could be. most likely. i think it probably derives from like the -- you know, sort of northern france dieppe. >> jimmy: i see. do you have distant relatives that contact you and say, hey, give us money.

[ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: come to our thing. >> yeah. i did have that for a while, yeah. >> jimmy: you do, yeah. that makes it hard to go to the family reunion. >> you're like, who? what's your name? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. and your wife amber herd. she did not take your last name because then she would be amber deppherd and it sounds too much like shepherd. >> you're right. i don't know what else to say. you are right. maybe i'll take her name. >> jimmy: that might be -- that would be a weird thing. so you and your wife got into some -- i don't know, is it legal trouble? is this a fair way to describe it? >> i mean -- if that's legal trouble, it's by far the most interesting i've ever experienced. >> jimmy: you went to australia. shooting "pirates of the caribbean." >> indeed. >> jimmy: your dogs, you brought

dogs into the country. did you smuggle the dogs into the country? >> no. the dogs -- we were under the impression that we had all the paperwork done for the dogs. we were there with the dogs in front of everybody. there might have been other things smuggled. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but not dogs? >> well, they seemed to miss that bit. might have been, you know. could have been. >> jimmy: you brought your dogs, you're there working for a long period of time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's a normal thing to do. you bring your little dogs. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then the minister of agriculture, i guess for all of australia, i don't know exactly how it works there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: holds a press conference. >> he sure did. >> jimmy: and says this. look at this. >> -- comes to the next issue which is a gentleman by the name of john christopher depp. 51 years old. otherwise aka jack sparrow.

and he decided to bring to our nation two dogs without actually getting the proper certification and the proper permits required. basically looks like he snuck them in. we found out he snuck them in because we saw them taking them to a poodle groomer. mr. depp has to either take his dogs back to california or we're going to have to euthanize them. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: what kind of a maniac is this? he's going to kill your dogs if you don't send them back to california? >> you know, maybe -- maybe he's just doing his job. >> jimmy: no. that is one of the craziest things i think i've ever heard. >> well, you know -- i mean, you know -- you know this sort of like weird sweaty-pated gut man. >> jimmy: yeah. >> who decided that, you know, two five, six-inch teacup

yorkshire terriers would harm the country in some way. he's got a point. [ laughter ] especially when you consider that australia has the most poisonous creatures on earth. >> jimmy: that is true. everything is dangerous there. >> everything will kill you within minutes. >> jimmy: by the way, this guy went on and on and on. show one more clip. >> there is a process if you want to bring animals in. you get the permits. they go into quarantine. then you can have them. if we start letting movie stars, even though they've been the sexiest man alive twice -- [ cheers and applause ] so it's time that pistol and boo bugger off back to the united states. after that, i don't expect to be invited to the opening of "pirates of the caribbean." >> what did one thing have to do with another? you know. that i had been voted some kind of thing. >> jimmy: not some kind of

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>> jimmy: that is "black mass." johnny depp. [ cheers and applause ] it opens one week from tomorrow. i have to say -- i love this story about james "whitey" bulger. and i've been following this story. for those who haven't been, he's a gangster, would you say a gangster? i guess you would call him a gangster. >> yeah. in south boston. he was the sort of power in the area. and, you know -- in that field, let's say, gangster, you know -- you know, the common language is really violence. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's how you hold your -- >> jimmy: very violent guy, disappeared awhile, turned up in an apartment building in santa monica. >> 16 years, free as a bird walking around santa monica. >> jimmy: your performance in this movie, i know you don't

like to watch yourself. have you seen this movie? >> you know what? yeah i broke my rule. >> jimmy: you did? >> because we -- in venice, we showed the film at the festival there. i told -- the lights went down. i told the director, who was sitting just to my right, i said, listen, i'm skipping out. i can't do it. and he said, he's watch the film. so -- yeah, yeah, yeah. you know. i sat there hyperventilating. and it's a beautifully made film and there's a lot of great actors in it. >> jimmy: there's a lot of great acting. >> a lot of great actors. >> jimmy: but you were the best one. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i have a problem watching films of any kind. >> jimmy: really? >> unless it's a documentary.

i can watch those. but you know, cinema, films. i become narcoleptic. >> jimmy: you fall asleep? >> i fell asleep about 15 times. my wife was kind of -- you know. >> jimmy: boston accent. i think -- i wouldn't say necessarily the trickiest, but you're going to get the most flack from people if you don't do it properly. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: people from boston are very particular. >> yep. >> jimmy: about just about everything. >> very, very proud. >> jimmy: how did you learn that accent? >> it's a tough one. the only way to really do it is i hung out with -- prior to going to boston, i'd spent a lot of time with one of my all-time guitar heroes, joe perry from aerosmith. >> jimmy: oh, wow, yeah. [ cheers and applause ]

>> and so joe's got a pretty good -- he's got a pretty thick bostonable sent. >> jimmy: yes, he does. >> i sponged it. you know. >> jimmy: wow. so there's a little joe perry in "whitey" bulger? >> there is indeed. >> jimmy: speaking of joe perry, you have this album. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: this comes out on friday this comes out? >> the 11th, i think. >> jimmy: this come out on the 11th, this friday. it's called "hollywood vampires." tell us some of the guys that are on this album will you, because it's a pretty unbelievable list. >> it's pretty crazy. it started out with alice cooper came and did a spot in "dark shadows." we played together at the 100 club, he invited me up. afterwards he said, why don't we write some songs? about a month later he shows up in l.a. i had already written a bunch of music. we started recording. then it became this vampire thing. then joe perry came in. and then we had joe walsh come

in, we had robby krieger from the doors, paul mccartney, sir paul mccartney came in. >> jimmy: that's pretty good, yeah. that's a good one. [ laughter ] >>. >> it was shocking. >> even you, do you look around and do, how the hell did this happen? i'm playing with paul mccartney. this song "my dead drunk friends." not only is it a great song, it's one of the funniest songs i think i've ever heard. it's really, really good. and very, very funny. you should pick up this album. "hollywood vampires." it comes out on friday. go see "black mass." it opens a week from tomorrow in theaters. johnny depp. thank you, johnny! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: be right back with kathryn hahn! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ th type 2 diabetes, you're certainly not alone. fortunately, many have found a different kind of medicine that lowers blood sugar.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. still to come, music from mutemath. our next guest is a very funny person who you know from "girl," "parks and recreation," "transparent." the new movie is the m. night shyamalan "the visit" which opens in theaters tomorrow. please say hello to kathryn hahn! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> good. hi. >> jimmy: it's very good to have you here. >> i know. >> jimmy: we met in real life but not -- >> i like to see you in this context. >> jimmy: this context is much more important than real life. >> of course. >> jimmy: you know, most people know you as a funny person. but this is not -- i have to be honest with you, i was too scared to watch the movie after seeing the trailer for the movie. >> it is scary. >> jimmy: i'm scared of scary movies, especially when they're genuinely scary in a creepy way. >> like not just buckets of blood. >> jimmy: buckets of blood no way. >> you won't do it? >> jimmy: oh, no. >> it's more scary to me, the psychological, terrifying. my first one. >> jimmy: when it's flu season and they show on the news people getting a shot, it bothers me.

i'll do that. but this movie looks really scary. those who saw it here at the show said it is very scary. >> it's awesome. >> jimmy: really good. >> yeah, i'm really proud. >> jimmy: i don't think i'm revealing too much by saying that because it's an m. night -- shyamalan? >> shyamalan. it took me a second as well. >> jimmy: it's got a special something in it that we won't talk about. but you play a mom who takes her kids to stay with her parents, grandparents. >> i play a mother who i'm a single mom. i am estranged from my parents i haven't spoken to them in 15 years. they reach out to me through the internet because they really have a desire as they're getting older to get to know their grandchildren. after hemming and hawing i let them visit their grandparents for a week. then i go on a cruise. >> jimmy: you go on a cruise. which is not so unusual. >> right. that's what you do. >> jimmy: the kids, how old are the kids in the movie? >> aren't they amazing? oh, you haven't seen it.

who knows. they are. they are amazing. and they are -- i think she's -- olivia is maybe 16 or 17. and ed is 11. they're extraordinary. young australian actors. >> jimmy: how old are your children? >> my 19 children? what if i was like, 19 and counting. i have a 6-year-old and an 8-year-old. we're definitely in back to school blues right now. >> jimmy: will they see this movie? with their actual mom in it? >> what if i was like, absolutely! no, no. absolutely! no. they have not been able to see much of mommy's body of work. >> jimmy: is that right? mommy keeps the body away from the children? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: wow. have they seen anything you've been in? >> they've seen "tomorrowland" and they're excited i got my head ripped off. >> jimmy: well, yeah. >> it's confusing. they were like, wait, wait, wait, wait! a lot of questions. then i was in a movie awhile ago

called "the last mimsy" which my son brings up whenever anyone on the street is like, you're so familiar, do i know you? he's like, "have you seen the last mimsy?" >> jimmy: you're like his momsy in a way. >> yeah, yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: will this negatively affect their relationship with their grandparents? >> yes. totally. like, i mean, i don't know -- i didn't have like one of these grandparents. none of my grandparents were like, make a pie, let's wear an apron and hang out. >> jimmy: they weren't? mine were like that. >> yours were? >> jimmy: we made a lot of the pies, yeah. >> seriously? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. it wasn't pie but it was a lot of food, yes. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: i think i ate a meatball when i was 8 months old or something. forced down my throat by my grandmother, yes. >> my grandma, god rest her soul, she would -- she'd be so tickled by me. she had a clothing store. i grew up in ohio. called the californian specialty

shop. in cleveland, ohio. >> jimmy: really. >> lin hurst, actually, a little suburb. she sold sweatshirts that said paris, london, linhurst. she was the best. the best. she was definitely like -- she's the type of grandmother that would put up lipstick before the lights would go down in the movie theater in case there was a fire and she didn't want to be caught on the way out sans lipstick. >> jimmy: wow. >> the scariest -- i remember going over to my grandma's condo. not cute, beautiful house, farmhouse. and my mom was like -- it was right after -- this is my scary grandparent story. my mom was like, honey, your grandmother just had a facelift. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> i was like, oh! i was 11. this is back when facelifts were like -- it was like terry gilliam, "brazil." >> jimmy: still not that far off. >> it's not that far off. and i remember my mom opened the door.

and i was like, ahh! she's like, honey, come on in! i saw bandages. i was like -- the most terrifying, amazing. she was like, do you want a tab? i was like, are you serious? >> jimmy: we need to get you knew grandparents and pie also. if you want a potential grandparent, kathryn is auditioning them. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: you must make pie, though. "the visit" opens in theaters tomorrow. very scary. be right back with mu[ mutedl m! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: this is going to be fun. i want to thank our guests, johnny depp, kathryn hahn. "nightline" is coming up next. but first, their new song is called "monument." here to play that song for you, mutemath!

♪ ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ there's a daylight going under there's a new spark to discover ♪ ♪ and you know we're not getting any younger so remember this is our time ♪ ♪ i wanna drive an open road can we go out tonight anything goes ♪ ♪ let's make a monument for our love our love our love our

love ♪ ♪ let's make a monument for our love our love our love our love ♪ ♪ there's a memory around the corner there's an angel on our shoulders ♪ ♪ to remind us life is far from over so remember this is our time ♪ ♪ i wanna drive an open road can we go out tonight anything goes ♪ ♪ let's make a monument for our love our love our love our

love ♪ ♪ let's make a monument for our love our love our love our love ♪ ♪ every night is ours to own every where is ours to roam ♪ ♪ every sun is sunshine gold everywhere ♪ ♪ let's make a monument for our love our love hey another monument for our love our love oh ♪ ♪

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