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>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you made it. i tell you something. i'm not just glad that you made it, i'm glad we made it. did you know the world was supposed to end today? according to a christian fellowship based in sharon hill, pennsylvania, the world was supposed to end by fire on october 7th, 2015. which is today. and i don't know about you but for me the world ended when zayn left one direction. that's when it was over. but for these people, this group of people who predicted this, it had to be a weird day. like i wonder if they were disappointed, you know? or maybe they were right. maybe the world did end. maybe this is hell that we're in right now. or worse, maybe this is heaven that we're in right now. could you imagine that, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's great, jimmy. i like it. >> jimmy: what is it that you like? >> guillermo: everything.

>> jimmy: you weren't listening to what i was saying. >> guillermo: you're saying this is heaven, i like it. >> jimmy: okay, all right. we're in the admit of nobel prize week. the nobel prize for chemistry was awarded today. you know the winner gets all the attention but there are many deserving candidates. i thought it would be nice to highlight some of the finalists and their work for you now wide receiver we pay to much attention to the kardashians and who is wives and nonsense but we don't pay attention to our scientists. the nominees for the nobel prize in chemistry are -- sean owe flanery, experiments with eruptivity. >> a balloon -- >> [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: skip johnson, ingestion of cinnamonum -- >> hey, shout-out to my girl. whoo!

oh, oh! >> bruno krause, fundamental experimentation with dihydrogen monoxide solids. >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: gregory submit, field steeds in effect of gravity on fermented wheat consumption. >> oh my god! >> jimmy: the winner, joshua martin, application of oral explosives. >> oh! >> jimmy: congratulations to all of them. and it just goes to show you. if you can dream it, you can do it. in other major world news, probably the most important story going on in the world are the nude photos of justin bieber.

have you searched for them? like you'd admit fit you did, right? members of the paparazzi were good enough to get photos of justin walking around naked on vacation in bora bora, which sadly has overshadowed the nude that justin has a new tattoo he unveiled on instagram yesterday. which here it is. it says "purpose." he got it because he loves dolphins. he's not a great speller. he had the word "purpose" tat attitude over his belly button, which of all the parts of the human body has the least purpose of all. purpose apparently is reportedly the title of his next album. he has "believe" on his forearm, an earlier album. good news, looks like he's only got enough skin space faor thre or four more albums. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's go to the wall of america, built for us by our friends at cisco.

this screen is -- we've invited our home viewers to be part of the show tonight and to be part of an exciting game "dare roulette." hello, home viewers, how are you? >> hey, jimmy. >> hi, jimmy. >> hello. >> wow. >> jimmy: i'm looking at you, lauren, a shirt from the last time we were in brooklyn, we're going to be back there. >> we're happy you're coming back. >> jimmy: we're coming back in a couple of weeks. we've got people from all over the land. tonight you're going to compete to prove who is the most daring of all of you. in case you don't know who is think it works. we will mix the screen up. one of you will be selected at random. guillermo will spin the wheel which is populated with dares. okay? if your face comes up, whatever dare thehe wheel lands on you'l have to do. three finals then the final round. are you willing? >> yeah clam. >> jimmy: let's start the randomizer and find out who is our first competitor. darren from denver, colorado.

hello, darren. darren on the big screen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: darren, what do you do for a living? >> i'm a project director for gardens on schoolyards across the country. >> jimmy: gardens on schoolyards. in colorado now they're not actually growing recreational marijuana in those schoolyards, are they? >> well, we teach them to make money. so, i mean what do you think? >> jimmy: you feature them to make money. >> no, of course not. >> jimmy: okay, good, all right. i didn't know how recreational it was. let's find out what your dare is. here it is, guillermo, spin the wheel. and the wheel says -- the wheel says -- say the first names of the last three people who saw you naked, darren. >> all right. it's going to get weird. >> jimmy: here we go. >> marshall. >> jimmy: okay. >> jackson.

yes. two boy names. a little awkward. but i do have two sons and that's their names. >> okay. >> and then jill. my wife. >> jimmy: all right. >> all three roommates. >> jimmy: thank god you had three people in the house. that was a pretty easy one. we're going to spin the equalizer again and we'll find out who our next competitor is. it is -- let's see. it is lauren from brooklyn. hey, lauren. well, lauren, what do you do for a living? >> i'm a video producer. >> jimmy: what kind of videos do you produce? >> i do corporate videos, teaser videos, short films. >> all right, very good. are you willing to do whatever the wheel tells you to do tonight? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: guillermo, spin the wheel, let's see what lauren is going to do. lauren is in brooklyn, new york. >> yep. >> jimmy: once again we are going to be there starting october 19th. and lauren, your dare is to --

style your hair with toothpaste. >> okay, let me go get some toothpaste. >> jimmy: go get some toothpaste. this will be great. i hope you have enough toothpaste. we'll look at lauren's apartment. lauren, obviously not an interior decorator. lauren, you need to hang some stuff on the wall. >> it's clean [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: what kind of toothpaste do you have there? >> am i allowed to show the brand? >> jimmy: yeah, i don't care, yeah. >> crest white. my boyfriend thinks it really makes your teeth whiter. >> jimmy: it does seem to be doing a good job with your teeth so that's good. let's see how it does with your hair. you think radio white would be white, but no, it's blue. oh, wow. what do you call that that you're doing to your hair? >> i'm trying to make youth bangs in the honor of my friend jeff. >> jimmy: your friend jeff has

bangs like that? >> no. he just told me about youth bangs. it's big in montana. >> jimmy: oh. well, yeah. >> he's making a film about it. >> jimmy: i think it looks pretty good. you keep styling, lauren. we're going to bo back to the wall. you get that style going and we'll spin the randomizer again and find out who our third contestant is. and it is -- quint it looks like, new york. two new yorkers on the wall, how are you. >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: is quint for quinton? >> no, quint for quint. >> jimmy: just quint? >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: your parents doesn't afford the i-n? >> no. >> jimmy: did you see just bieber's new tattoo? >> not yet. >> jimmy: because he couldn't have -- never mind. why are there basics hanging from the creeling in your house? >> i live in an apartment in the city. >> jimmy: you have to keep your bike right there, yeah.

well, that's one of the things about living in new york. are you ready for a dare? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: guillermo, spin the wheel. we're going to find out what quint's dare is. and the dare that quint will be asked to participate in is -- this is an easy one. go to the kitchen, come back with as many spoons in your mouth as you can. all right? you got lucky, quint. there he goes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, now we wait for quint. how you doing over there guillermo? look, there he is, all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not that many spoons. quint, that's all the spoons you have? >> mmm-mmm. >> jimmy: all right, hopefully our final round will be more exciting than the first round. when we come back, our finalists

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. keanu reeves, guillermo del toro, music from thomas rhett is on the way. it's time for the final round of "dare roulette." an exciting game so far. that was a joke. our finalists are quint, lauren, darren. i have one final dare to issue to all three at once. i will judge who does it best.

since the final dare is top secret, guillermo, you've been keeping it safe, where have you been keeping the final dare? >> guillermo: in my nose. >> jimmy: guillermo, remove the dare from your nose and tell us what is the final dare? what does it say, guillermo? >> guillermo: lick something you shouldn't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: lick something you shouldn't. all right, lick something you shouldn't. feel free to go find something. grab it. whoever licks the best thing -- oh, look. the boy's running. they don't want to get licked by their dad. no not in there. it's fun looking in people's houses, isn't it? all right, quint. you are the first one back. wow. quint is licking -- i don't know if that's a dog or a cat.

and -- oh, lauren is licking -- a horrible sponge. and guaran, you are last up. darren is -- i don't know what darren is up to. it looks complicated. what kind of animal is that you're licking, quint? darren, what are you licking? >> this is a hairless sphinx. ichabod. >> jimmy: are you licking a pickle, darren? well, this one is -- i think we're going to have to give this to quint. quint, congratulations. you are the winner of "dare roulette." to reward you tonight, you win -- what does he win? a big bag of potting soil and a tuba. congratulations, quint! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to all our competito competitors. if you want to be a part of the wall of america sign up at jimmykimmellive.com. we have a good show tonight.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. tonight the very talented director and writer and artist, he has a new movie "crimson peak" which opens a week from friday, guillermo del toro is here. later, nominated for a cma for best new artist of the year, his album is "tangled up." thomas rhett from the samsung outdoor stage. tomorrow night we have a good show. lena dunham will be here from "scandal," music from don henley. so join us for that. over 15 short years ago in "the matrix" our first guest

predicted that computers would soon take over our lives. and they did so it is important that we listen to everything he says. his new thriller is "knock knock." it opens in theaters and on demand friday. say hello to america's favorite keanu, keanu reeves! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i have been -- we have been seeing each other since we shot the movie. this afternoon. >> yeah. yeah. nice little after action. >> jimmy: i thought we had chemistry. >> yeah, sure. yeah. >> jimmy: you suggested, i thought this was interesting, that we have a rehearsal. and i said, nah, i don't think we need a rehearsal. >> no. well, that was with the briefcase, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> then worked out the bit with the briefcase. >> jimmy: it's harder than people think but we nailed it.

>> your bravery was impressive. i don't need no stinking rehearsal! [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: is it my imagination or are you in japan frequently? >> yeah, i've been there a few times the past couple of years. >> jimmy: they know all your movies there. >> i don't think anyone knows all my movies. i made some pretty wacky movies. >> jimmy: what's the one they really know and love in japan? >> it started with "point break." then "speed." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: these people are all japanese. >> "the matrix" trilogy, "constantine," "my own private idaho." >> jimmy: you mentioned "speed." there was a sequel, you were not in the sequel. >> no, i didn't get to be in that. >> jimmy: what do you mean you didn't get to be -- >> i decided not to. >> jimmy: okay. >> i mean, i loved working with sandra, of course, it was just a

situation in life where i got the script and i read the script and i was like, ahh! you know? it was about a cruise ship. and i was like, okay, speed cruise ship? bus cruise ship? speed, bus, not so fast. cruise ship is even slower than a bus. then i was just like -- i love you guys but i just can't. >> jimmy: yeah, right. then you would have had to be on a cruise ship which nobody wants. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: have you ever been on a cruise? >> i've never been on a cruise. >> jimmy: wow. that's sad. >> have you? >> jimmy: i've been on a couple. >> how'd that go? >> jimmy: the first one was great, the second one not so great. >> what happened on the second one, jimmy? >> jimmy: well, there's a thing on a cruise where you're with the same people like all the time. for the whole week. >> right. >> jimmy: and there was just one drunk guy who kept referring to his -- his -- his girlfriend as his lady friend. >> it's my lady friend. >> jimmy: which i couldn't take. >> what do you mean? >> jimmy: he was too old for her to be his lady friend.

it was just weird. and then he sat at our table for dinner every single night. >> no matter where you went, he was there. >> jimmy: they assign you. >> really? there's no flow -- >> jimmy: some cruises are different but on this cruise it was a hellish experience for seven days with this man. >> what can you -- wow. >> jimmy: there's nothing you can do. don't go on a cruise. you drive motorcycles. >> i do, yeah. >> jimmy: it's your primary form of transportation? >> it is indeed. in los angeles, motorcycling is great. >> jimmy: it really makes sense. >> it does indeed. >> jimmy: i didn't know, a friend informed me of this, why are these motorcycles so loud? he said, because we will be killed by you if you can't hear us. >> if you can't hear us. yeah they say that, yeah. >> jimmy: you don't think that's true? >> it's kind of true. >> jimmy: it is pretty true. >> i know, but -- yeah, okay. >> jimmy: do you have loud motorcycles? you have your own line of motorcycles? >> i do. i'm cofounder of a motorcycle company called arch motorcycle

company. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: why is it arch? do you have a friend named arch? why is it arch motorcycles? >> well, we were making these motorcycles and we decided it was guard hollanger, famous california builder/designer. and we built a prototype. then we looked at that bike. let's go into business. he said no. i said, come on, we're going to die, let's make something. okay. we started this company, developed a bike, we needed a name for the company. so i was like, we played the name game, couldn't find a name. we needed a name with a story. so one day i was going to his place, in the car i was like, arch. and i was like, that has a story, the beautiful shape, it's functional, the arch of a bridge, the connects. going through a doorway, you begin a journey. you and the motorcycle. the motorcycle, you, and the road. >> jimmy: my foot? >> on the throttle -- on the shifter. >> jimmy: yeah. >> know what i mean?

>> jimmy:dy just throw that in or was that part of the story? >> no. >> jimmy: i added that to the story, that's good. >> it's a cool word, arch. >> jimmy: arch is a good word. you should say you thought of it in st. louis. because they have the arch there. or at a mcdonald's. do you have a golden arch? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, that would be a big seller. >> or have an arch-enemy. >> jimmy: you should have an arch-enemy. >> arch-nemesis. >> jimmy: archbishop would be good too. i love being partners with you, we're coming up with all sorts of ideas. >> how about arch motorcycle? >> jimmy: i like that too. keanu reeves is here, "knock knock" is the movie, we'll take a look at that when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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plot you can reveal. so i will leave to it you to explain what's going on. >> yeah, sure. "knock knock" is a movie about a man, a husband, a father, a very -- >> jimmy: a family man. >> a good man. it's father's day, the family's going away, he's alone, he's got to work, he's an architect. it's raining, it's late at night, he's working, he can't figure it out. then he hears -- opens the door, two lovely young ladies in party clothes, hi, sir, we're lost. >> jimmy: they're soaking wet. >> soaking wet. >> jimmy: yes. >> but i don't look. >> jimmy: no, of course not. >> i just invite them in because i'm a good guy. >> jimmy: you help them. >> i help them in. i help them. i just want to help them. the girls just need help. >> jimmy: you wash them too, that was nice. >> no, no. they give me their clothes to dry them. >> jimmy: you dry them. >> what happens is they start to kind of come on to me and seduce me. and i fight and i fight and i

fight. but then i can only fight so much. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> then i give up. i lose that fight. then it's the next day. i wake up and i'm married. and i put my ring back on. i think everything's okay. i hear noises. i go in the kitchen and they're like raccoons. just eating everything. then they don't leave. then they begin to torture me. >> jimmy: yeah. and threaten you. >> and threaten me and it's a morality tale. because they really want me to apologize. to recognize what i've done. going against my family, betraying my family and the trust. >> jimmy: that's nice of them. >> yes. they tie me in a chair. they tie me in the bed. stab me. all sorts of high jinks. >> jimmy: there's a sex scene, you and the girls. >> yeah. oh, yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: and one of the women in the film is married to the director. >> yes. >> jimmy: eli roth. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's his wife. >> yes. >> jimmy: you have a very explicit sex scene with her. >> yeah, very.

>> jimmy: was that more uncomfortable than they usually are? >> not for me, jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> no, um -- yeah it's always -- i mean, those scenes are weird. you know? but, you know, eli created a great situation of trust and rehearsal. eventually you have to get naked and simulate and do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i wasn't that guy who was like, hey eli. your wife's hot! >> jimmy: you weren't? >> you're like every day, i can't wait! for the sex scene! eli, look how amazing lorenza looks today! a fine actress. >> jimmy: there was none of that? >> well, maybe for the sequel. no, he was really cool. everyone was good. we had a -- we had -- fun. >> jimmy: yeah. well. yeah.

maybe not see the movie with your wife? >> no, it's a date movie. >> jimmy: it is a date movie? >> yeah. >> jimmy: bring two of your girlfriends to see this movie. >> what would you do? >> jimmy: i would have locked them in the house is what i would have done. i would have locked everyone in the house. >> you're never leaving! >> jimmy: "knock knock" premieres friday in theaters and on demand as well. keanu reeves, everybody. be right back with guillermo del toro! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ next. ♪ expected wait time: 55 minutes. your call is important to us. thank you for your patience. waiter! in the nation, we know how it feels when you aren't treated like a priority. we do things differently. we'll take care of it. we put members first... join the nation. thank you. ♪ nationwide is on your side

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>> my child. when the time comes for crimson peak -- >> jimmy: "crimson peak" opens in theaters october 16th. say hello to guillermo del toro! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: first i want to say i watched your movie, it's beautiful. it's scary. it's a strange combination of a couple of different genres. it's kind of like "the bachelorette" in that way. but i really enjoyed it. >> yes. >> jimmy: you're a very creative guy. you go to these movie premieres all over the world, isn't that right? >> i do, i do. >> jimmy: and do you find -- i'm curious about this -- that audiences react differently

based on what nation you're in? to the same film? >> yeah, absolutely. especially with gothic romance which europeans know very well. but when you go there, for example, american audiences are very vocal. always have been. they scream. they react to the screams. >> jimmy: we're more vocal, i assumed it was pretty much the same. >> no, no. especially in france, you go and they take their cinema very seriously. and nothing happens. they're just watching. and you go, oh my god! what is going on? >> jimmy: i'm dying here, yeah. >> and then they applaud at the end. >> jimmy: so americans are the greatest audiences to show movies to. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a little pandering never hurt. >> in mexico we discharge weapons. >> jimmy: what is it like in mexico? >> you know, for many years it was pretty silent. and now it's a little more

rowdy. >> jimmy: is that right? >> when i was a kid they used to give you a break for the rats in the cinema. >> jimmy: is that right? >> that's right. >> jimmy: you walk in with a brick? >> people threw objects from the balcony and relieved themselves and threw them out. >> jimmy: that sounds like disneyland, sounds wonderful. >> i was young. i had to dodge a few. >> jimmy: rats? or relief? >> i'm afraid both. >> jimmy: you must really love manufacture ease. >> i love movies. when i was watching a movie about giant japanese monsters, somebody sent a whole glassful. and this is how much i like giant monsters. i stayed to the end. it was spiky, my hair, when i came out. >> jimmy: the movie theater was scarier than the movies themselves. >> it was back then, yes. >> jimmy: wow, wow. no rats in the theaters now. you might like that because you love scary stuff. >> i do. >> jimmy: you were very nice to invite me. >> including my shoes. >> jimmy: my wife -- what's going on with your shoes?

>> male nurse shoes are. >> jimmy: i think you have to wear white shoes. in mexico they have black shoes for male nurses? >> we do what we can. >> jimmy: you invited us to your house. your house is -- this is not the house that you live in. >> no. it's man cave. >> jimmy: because it's a whole house man cave. because you have so much stuff that you and your family -- >> have a separate home. >> jimmy: the toys took over. >> the toys took over two houses with secret passages. passages behind portraits. a rain room where it rains seven days a week. >> jimmy: it's one of the greatest things i've ever seen. >> it's fun, it's fun. >> jimmy: my wife was seven months pregnant when we were there. and there are a lot of very scary things. >> that was very tense. that's the scariest thing for me. being a man cave, the level of hygiene is a man cave level. >> jimmy: i see. >> i have to like do three or four cycle on this the dishwasher before -- >> jimmy: that's nice of you. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: no one ever cares --

it's more for my wife i guess. that's very nice. >> you and i could talk about it. >> jimmy: no wonder we have no water in this state. i want to show a cup of pictures. these are on the "new york times" website. each room has a different theme in your house. and this is -- who is this guy? >> that's johnny ack, the torso man from "freaks." i live surrounded by characters i like. i'm the -- the weirder michael jackson, if you will. i have life-sized writers and stars from horror movies. >> jimmy: this is another one. i assume you like -- this is from "blade 2." this character. >> yes. it's jared nomac. and i -- >> jimmy: what is the pizza delivery guy saying when he shows up at your house? >> that's when he brings the wrong change. >> jimmy: this is -- >> boris carloff. with jack pierce. there's many frankensteins in

the house. there's a giant 7-foot-tall frankenstein head. there's this one. there's frankenstein and his bride. there's frankenstein and maria. that's jack pierce, the makeup man that made up boris carloff as frankn stein. >> jimmy: have you ever thought of opening an actual museum for people to come, the public to come and see this stuff? >> i do once or twice a week. little tours for people that request it. friends and so forth. and then i'm on tours for the police department in my area. >> jimmy: you have to do tours? >> what happens is since i am -- it's a man cave. my partner in cleaning it is a roomba. one of those robots. and sometimes i forgot to turn it off and it sets off the alarm. and the sheriff has shown up many times. the last time they were about to shoot the door open because through the glass they could see a dead woman. and it's linda blair from "the

exorcist." i have her life sized on the sofa watching the tv. they said, the lady is not reacting. i said, she's not reacting because she's made of silicone. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a good reason. >> well, you know. they heard my accent and drew the gun. i opened the door. i gave them the whole tour. everybody was fan. they radioed a couple more patrol cars. and more sheriffs. >> that's what happens when you have the greatest house ever. guillermo del toro, go see his movie, "crimson peak" opens in theaters october 16th. be right back with thomas rhett! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung.

>> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i want to thank keanu reeves, guillermo del toro and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "tangled up." here with the song, "crash and burn," thomas rhett. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ los angeles y'all ready to party with us? ♪ so i guess it's over baby deja vu again who'd have thought that time don't stop ♪ ♪ and somehow girl the world keeps spinning ♪

♪ i guess i've turned myself into a solitary man ♪ ♪ ain't like i'm the only one that's in the shoes that i am ♪ ♪ do you hear that hear that i'm right back i'm right back ♪ ♪ at the sound of lonely calling ♪ do you hear that hear that it's where i'm at it's where i'm at ♪ ♪ it's the sound of teardrops falling ♪ ♪ down down ♪ ♪ a slamming door and a lesson learned i let another lover crash and burn ♪ ♪ i know that it might sound jaded and i have to say i think love is overrated ♪ ♪ but i don't like throwing it away ♪ ♪ i know you could

probably tell me right where i went wrong ♪ ♪ some guys can't have all the luck if others don't sing sad songs ♪ ♪ do you hear that hear that i'm right back i'm right back ♪ ♪ at the sound of lonely calling ♪ do you hear that hear that it's where i'm at it's where i'm at ♪ ♪ it's the sound of teardrops falling ♪ ♪ down down ♪ ♪ a slamming door and a lesson learned i let another lover crash and burn ♪ if you know this song sing it outside with us. we want you to jump up and down with us. do it for me, the front row, and in back. here we go. i'm going to count you off. here we go. one, two, three! ♪ do you hear that hear that

i'm right back i'm right back ♪ ♪ at the sound of lonely calling ♪ do you hear that hear that it's where i'm at it's where i'm at ♪ ♪ it's the sound of teardrops falling ♪ ♪ down down ♪ ♪ a slamming door and a lesson learned i let another lover crash and burn ♪ ♪ yeah i let another lover crash and burn ♪ that's right now. ♪ yeah yeah yeah ♪ whoa ho ho [ cheers and applause ] let me see you clap your hands out there, come on here we go. ♪ this song's called "t-shirt."

hope you like it. ♪ ♪ get off work and we meet down at our spot ♪ ♪ we had a patio with a view of a parking lot ♪ it was two for one ♪ and four for two had christmas lights in the middle of june ♪ ♪ all hung up like i was on you ♪ ♪ i said hey hey baby do you wanna come over ♪ ♪ you say no way then you move in closer next thing i know you were wearing my ♪ ♪ t-shirt right there your hair messed up like a guns-n-roses video ♪ ♪ ooh ooh so hot still got it up in my head you were moving around in the tv light ♪ ♪ i ain't ever seen anything like your dress my floor the way you wore my t-shirt ♪

♪ we were walking up the stairs with the neighbors saying keep it down ♪ ♪ but it's hard to unlock the door when you're making out know what i'm saying ♪ ♪ you've been saying that we've gotta quit doing this ♪ ♪ so why you leaning in for one more kiss ♪ ♪ and pretty soon you're sliding off what you've got on and slipping into my ♪ ♪ t-shirt right there your hair messed up like a guns-n-roses video ♪ ♪ ooh ooh so hot still got it up in my head you were moving around in the tv light ♪ ♪ i ain't ever seen anything like your dress my floor the way you wore my t-shirt ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh no baby no i can't lie sure look good

in my t-shirt ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, we're in the front lines of the new war on drugs as one of the worst heroin epidemics in history spreads across the country. a game-changing approach to addiction that could save money and lives. overnight millionaire. she hit the jackpot and quit her job. >> i quit automatically. >> but when big winners become big spenders, many can face surprising minefields. the world's bravest girl. she was the youngest nobel peace prize winner. now she's a movie star. activist malala takes us inside her world, her private hearta e heartaches and her triumphs. but first the "nightline 5." >> hurry to the jcpenney columbus day sale and clearance. 50% to 80% off clearance items. sweaters for the family and