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hey, sexy. (all) hey. wow. when you say things like "hey, sexy," and you see who answers, that's a great self-esteem test. that won't work. hey, dummy. yeah? yo, i heard you call me from out back. wow, a twofer. you can really tell who is a morning person and who is not. me, i wake up ready to seize the day. i'm like, come on, day! i gotcha! she literally shoots awake like this. "hello!" then she pelts me with questions like "why do you eat so many carbs? what's an aardvark? do you think we'll ever live in london?" no. got to know. andy seems like he would be a morning person. (operatically) ♪ guilty and that's for the rest of my life. ellie is not a morning person... or a night person. well, there's really only, like, seven minutes during the day that you are fun to be around. the best part is you never know when they're coming. not now. okay. trav wakes up happy. maybe because sometimes he sleepwalks and he gets frisky with weird stuff. remember? it started when he was 12 with our christmas tree.

oh, he went to town on that thing. ooh, i love christmas. (chuckles) i hate that i just did that. since i grew up in foster homes, i wake up swinging. it comes in pretty handy, though, if i'm in some strange guy's house. i'm like... "back off, dude!" you should write that down for when you have a daughter. ellie! stan's crying for you! oh, that's right. you have a kid. what?! seriously? she does not. no, she does. bye, losers. (laurie and jules) bye! later. why did i answer? okay, so we read four books. we played trains. now here's your coloring book, sweetie, and mommy is gonna be right... over... here. wow. men start being needy so young. grayson's still like that. but instead of letting him nuzzle up with my boobs, i let him... no, it's the same thing. he dives right in like he owns the place. that's bad. luckily, stan spends a lot of time with the nanny while we get to pound grape. that's my new slang.

i like it. you love it? no. you guys always joke that i'm not with stan. every day i'm awake at least 12 hours. i spend three hours with you, five minutes with the bald guy who shares my bathroom, and the rest of the time is with stan. that is a crap-ton of mommy time. you don't know how hard it is. oh, come on. travis was a baby once, too. jules, you had travis in your 20s. you had tons of energy, and plus, you were too dumb to worry you were screwing up your kid for life. (laughs) i was so dumb. i used to let him use my pill bottle as a rattle. having a baby in your 40s is exhausting, and people will judge you if you keep a sippy cup full of wine in the stroller so you can pound grape. ha! i knew you loved it. i do. look, when i had travis, i was a scared, broke kid, and bobby was never around. but you're saying that it's harder now with a nanny and a devoted husband. thank you so much for understanding. (whispers) wow. okay. you know, all that "morning people" talk made me think, since smith and i broke up, i have not woken once next to some random guy

that i just met the night before. feels like that shouldn't make a woman sad. well, you just gotta get back out there, girl. you need to go hit it and quit it. (laughs) toot it and boot it. whip it and skip it. wax it and tax it. mother it and smother it. bop it and drop it. chuck it and... rechuck it. yours don't make any sense. all right. i'm doing it! oh! i just... i really need a wingman. can't be my friend tina. she's super pregnant and doesn't wanna have another baby in a club. you know, i've never been a wingman. let me do this. done and done. tomorrow night it is on. it's so on... if ellie says it's on. it may not be on. oh. hey, bobby, what time are you picking me up for golf tomorrow? 5:30 in the a.m. yeah, i need to practice for that pga tourney. they let me on this great course for free if i get there before 6:00. it's an amazing opportunity. cool. how many times have you gone? none. can't get up. keep hitting the snooze button.

but i got dog travis on it now. (alarm clock beeping) (tokyo police club) ♪ i'm on your team ♪ but i never know when you're not ♪ (beeping stops) snooze. (whimpers) ♪ you never tell anything to me ♪ snooze. ♪ but only for a while, of course ♪ ♪ you never use words you can't afford ♪ ♪ a house of cards and it's a sign ♪ where are you going? oh, right, golf. should i learn to play golf? do we do enough together? why don't we ever use my jacuzzi? ♪ so wait up ♪ you never get nervous anymore ♪ ♪ what did you want me to say? ugh. i'm up. (stan crying) mama! ♪ you should buy that thing breakfast. ♪ inside the lines, gotta catch 'em in a paper cup ♪ (tires screech) come on, man. we can still make it. ohh! hey, coming through! coming through, baby! coming through! coming through!

sorry, bobby. it's 6:05. i can't let you on. bob--bob-- bobby. bobby! ohh! whoa. whoo! did i win? (birds squawking) nobody won. nobody won. why won't you let laurie be andy's wingman? did andy ask you to change my mind? (chuckles) no. tell her i'll take embarrassing photos of drunk laurie for her. yeah, and tell her that i'll get, like, jury duty drunk. what are you looking at? (door opens and closes) nothing. (grayson) hey, hottie. (both) hey. why didn't i say anything? oh, i was actually talking to the mirror. you look good wet, playboy. yeah, i know this. (chuckles) if there is a ridiculous cuban hiding over there, you can tell him that it's fine if he wants to go dancing with tramp face tonight. thanks, baby! yeah, me, too! i will stay home and do a dance-- the dance of motherhood. you're not the first person to raise a kid. women have been doing this for hundreds of years. (whistles) thousands. you really think you could handle stan for one night?

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while i put this dangerous stuff into the pantry... this brûlée torch is probably all right. it takes, like, five things to light it. (click, flame hisses) no, it's n-not safe. okay. why does your pantry lock from the inside? well, when travis went away, i turned it into a pantry/safe room. you know, there's enough tuna and merlot to last me two weeks. but where would i pee? oh. i'll just go in the empty bottles. yay. ellie wrote down emergency numbers. and here's his epipen. he's allergic to everything on ellie's list. he's allergic to telemundo? i think that's more for me. oh, it's almost stan's bath time. careful. when he gets wet, he gets a little mean. rosa, i'm great with kids. you know, my son almost made honor roll... twice. (whispers) i'm a bit of a mary poppins. hell, yeah. i'll get someone to cover for me, especially if you're talking... (lowered voice) about a little afternoon action. (chuckles) action--bath upstairs. he loves the water. this is why men cheat. (makes whooshing sound) (stan giggling) i can't believe i missed golf again today. it's my own fault for having that snoozeburger around.

look, you don't have to work on this all day. hey, you're my boy. if there's anything i can help you with, i'm jumping in whether you asked me to or not. thanks. so what you up to this weekend? you staying in, or you gonna take your laundry hamper out on the town? terrific. who else did kevin e-mail that video to? oh, trav. now that he's dry, maybe we can cut little wolverine's nails. oh, my gosh. (babbles) no. where--where you goin'? well, go get him. this is our crazy night out? a wine bar? i practiced my club call. (high-pitched voice) ♪ whoo-whoo hey. not here. sorry. just wait. once a month, they turn this whole plaza into a club. it's sick! last year, my friend nezzie got trampled. but it's okay. the county paid for her to get metal legs. okay. do you remember your wingman rules? when you're dancing alone, i stand behind you and go, "damn!"

yes, because ass worship is contagious. and the most important rule? my night's not done till you get some. whoo! (laughs) hi. it's such a gorgeous night. i have no kid, wayne. shiraz me. laurie, you are rockin' those jeans. huh, girlfriend? (gasps) why is it being nice? are these the golden seven minutes? boo, i love you so much. they are! all right, wingman. (singsongy) it's time. (dance music playing) where'd they come from? sweetie, hold my hand, and let's kiss a little. oh, i am so sorry, laurie, but when ellie's like this, i have to-- too late. not now. let's dance. (squeals) (clears throat) hey, mom. (lowered voice) shh! grayson thinks i'm looking for stan's pacifier. hello. (normal voice, singsongy) found it! hey, stinky pants. hey. can't believe you're hiding. ellie was right. this is harder in your 40s. i mean, i'm exhausted, and when you were a baby, i was too dumb to care. i used to tell you to go hide, and instead of looking for you,

i'd watch tv and call my girlfriends. well, that explains my deep distrust towards women. don't ever lose that, buddy. it's a gift. stan should be sleeping now, but genius here gave him chocolate-covered espresso beans. i thought they were raisins. and i wanted him to like me. how are we gonna tire him out without having to chase him around the neighborhood? i can build him a play area, remember, trav, like we did last year, huh? oh, no, thank you. no, thank you. careful. he's got his mother's talons. (fusses) is anyone in more hell than me? (andy) laurie, where are you? (dance music playing) (acoustic guitar playing) (dance music playing) (acoustic guitar playing) (dance music playing) (acoustic guitar playing) (dance music playing) (acoustic guitar playing) no way. i am all about acoustics. pinot? (cork pops) oh. (keys jangle) car's fixed. (high-pitched voice) sweet! (normal voice) what's with the mirror? when the 5:00 a.m. sun

hits the bad boy here to go throuthat window there... andhits right on the "x," waking me. what if the pillow moves? (laughs) you know, i could just come wake you up. i need to do this on my own, trav. oh, is this one of those times when you take something tiny and then say how it means something more profound? my failure to wake up shows how i blow all my chances for a better life. yeah, i called it. can you name another person who gets in his own way more than i do? gary busey. true. still, i have to walk this road alone, son. (dance music playing) (loudly) you know what, doug? i am pissed that they just played a miley cyrus song, and everyone knew the lyrics! i gotta go! excuse me! too much body spray. aah! (acoustic guitar playing) sorry i bailed. it was too much. i gewhy you didn't like it. but, andy, why didn't i? it has all of my favorite things-- sticky floors, shiny shirts, weird, rich russian dudes who say...

(imitates russian accent) you want to make dance with me? you were in love with smith. you got a taste of something real, so from now on, going out to clubs looking for one-nighters isn't gonna cut it. you don't know what you're talking about. fine. go back out there. yeah, i will. (dance music playing) paid the bouncer 20 bucks to let me take my shirt off. (acoustic guitar playing) wayne... give me my pinot. way ahead of you. well, i'm already happier now that i've dressed you two in matching jammies. plus behold the world's best baby fort. looks more like a baby prison. it's an inescapable fort, like alcatraz. so you guys having fun over there? you better believe it. we're just sitting back relaxing while he plays in his baby prison. fort. baby fort. better be careful. that kid's like houdini. he can get out of anything. (imitates explosion) we're fine.

that kid ain't going nowhere. (babbling) (door locks) oh! he locked it! (door rattles) (laughs) that was so cool. what do you have in there? oh, nothing. just, you know, all my knives, a half a bottle of merlot, and a push-button fire machine. stan! stan! stan, come out! come on, baby! unlock it! aspartame free diet pepsi. ♪ just one sip [ahh] and you're in love. ♪ ♪fx: ziploc bag opening life ensures that when things can't possibly get worse...

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so how's it going with stan? who's stan? boom. that's how easy it is. i forgot he even exists. (trickling) is that blood? excuse me. i have a roast in the oven. (lowered voice) what?! it's okay, it's okay. it's red wine. ohh. well, no! that's still bad! he's holding a jar of peanut butter. is that on his allergy of death list? okay, listen. if he opens that jar, you break that door down and stab him with this. i don't wanna stab a baby. wimp! (cell phone beeps) h--yes? 9-1-1? hi. um, uh, there may be an emergency. um, i'm not sure yet. can you just hold on a second?

he put it down. false alarm, fellas. i knew you'd never make a roast. hey, new milestone. stan knows how to lock doors now. stannie... you want a goldfish cracker? (crackers rattle) (door creaks) well, come here! there you go. well, i could've bribhim, but i'm a good mom. (stan babbling) oh, really? yeah. i used to love clubs like that. now they suck. i don't know who i am anymore. so you're done going to crappy clubs and hopping into bed with guys. it means you're growing up. plus it reduces the odds of you being randomly murdered by, like, half. i guess. think of how horrible it was to wake up in some strange apartment, wearing yesterday's clothes and you have to do the walk of shame. i used to love that walk. all the judgmental looks that i got from people made me feel alive. it wasn't a walk of shame. it was a walk of awesome! what am i supposed to do now, andy?

meet someone great, get married, and have a couple of kids? blech. what's the point of life then? that kinda is the point of life. (sighs) want a coffee? get me a largey soy extra cap... (makes hissing sound) (yawns loudly) dude. it's only 9:30. pretty weak. (yawning) and it's contagious. (yawns loudly) (yawns loudly) all right, no snoozeburgers tomorrow, buddy. but... i'll dab on a little b-b-q sauce, and when that alarm goes off, i really want you to get in there and wake me. nighty night. (grunts) ahh. oh. ahh! get the cracker, stan. (makes clicking sound) look how he goes for the big ones. he's not a duck. what are you doing? i'm eating a big bite of "i was right" steak.

mmm! (smacks lips) but it needs something. maybe a nice glass of 1985 "suck it." (blows air) ahh. so smooth. fine. having a baby is harder when you're 100 years old like you. thank you. mmm, mmm. so good. what you got going on there, dime-eyes? a big bowl of "we can do this." mm-hmm. mmm! come on. it's just one night. no. and i hate mime. (sighs) well, now that you know the cracker trick, you can do anything. fish crackers aren't that powerful. stan. ooh! put your shirt on for a cracker. (cracker thuds) (babbles) we cado this. yeah. your friend's got it all wrong, by the way. sorry. i was totally eavesdropping. i don't know. maybe my dad was right. i think my days of cheesy clubs are over. no more trolling for one night strange. i still hook up, and i never go out anymore. i just go to that pub for food, here for coffee,

and my place. how about you? same. pub for food, here for coffee, and... your place? who's your friend? uh... no names. thanks, dad. thanks, sir. ooh, that's my frap-cap. paid $3.75! (stan crying in distance) why won't he sleep? crackers aren't working. (crying continues) are you tired of florida? should we live in london? what is a flat? you were asleep a tenth of a second. how'd you do that? i don't know. that's it. i'm getting ellie. no, no, no, no. come on. don't give up. we can really do this. that is so annoying. why do you care so much? because... (crying stops) listen. he's out. oh, my god! we did it! we did it. mmm. ohh. the rest of the night is ours.

what time is it? it's only... 5:00 a.m. (moans) (beeping) (beeping stops) (grunts) (panting) (slurping) snooze sauce. (grunts) (beeping resumes) (man) ♪ i never know the state that you're in ♪ wh-- (seagull cries) ohh. (laughs) yeah! trav. told you, i need to do this alone. but you're my dad, and if there's something i can help you with, then i'm jumping in, whether you asked me to or not. look at you, using my own words against me. let me help you with your clubs and, uh... dad! what? yes. thank you. ♪ it feels right (clatter) (panting) ♪ inside you're so warm

♪ your arms ♪ open up ♪ to the sunrise whew. ♪ to the sunrise (clicks teeth) ♪ 'cause i want you to know ahh. ♪ that i do ♪ 'cause i want you to know ♪ that i don't ♪ 'cause i want you to know (chuckles) ooh, yeah. ♪ that i don't ♪ 'cause i want you to know oh! i'm back! don't be so hard on yourself. you have nothing to prove. you're a great mom to travis. oh. wait. why are you being so sweet to me?

(gasps) no way. this is your seven minutes, isn't it? don't tell andy. he'll come over here and start pawing. shh, shh. oh. honestly, i have to tell you, last night was great. it really made me realize how glad i am to be done with babies. (making smacking sounds) (roars) (blows raspberry) (laughs) isn't this little turkey great? yeah. i can't wait to have a kid. when we get married, i'll just get him a dog. well-- no, no, ah! i'm too tired. well-- stop it. i need wine. (sighs)

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>> we don't note why he did it. i guess he got his point across somewhat because we're talking about it. >> absolutely. if he took those to japan on christmas day, man. >> kfc, done. >> turning now to the race for the white house and the rhetoric is apparently not letting up for christmas. >> not in the christmas spirit at all. with the latest polls showing hillary clinton and donald trump running in a dead heat, donald trump's campaign is turning up the heat and it's not just hillary clinton herself who he is targeting. here's abc's jim avila. >> reporter: no christmas eve quiet on donald trump's twitter feed. retweeting this -- "why is hillary even allowed to run? she's a criminal." his campaign spokeswoman even summoning the ghost of her husband's scandals. >> hillary clinton has some nerve to talk about the war on women and the bigotry towards women when she has a serious problem in her husband. >> reporter: trump's campaign upping the rhetoric after he described clinton's loss to president obama by using offcolor slang of the male anatomy. >> she was favored to win and she got [ bleep ].

she lost, i mean, she lost. >> reporter: trump insists his use of the term was neither vulgar nor misogynistic. >> to me, that's really a reference to getting beaten and really pretty decisively. and when i said it, nobody in the audience thought anything about it. they clapped, they didn't view that as being a horrible thing. >> reporter: but clinton's campaign calls trump's language degrading and disgusting. >> i really deplore the tone of his campaign and the inflammatory rhetoric. it's not the first time he's demonstrated a penchant for sexism. >> reporter: and that brought this veiled threat from trump, "hillary, when you complain about a penchant for sexism, who are you referring to? i have great respect for women. be careful." hours later, his spokeswoman dropping this bomb. >> i can think of quite a few women that have been bullied by hillary clinton to hide her husband's misogynist sexist

secrets. >> reporter: no comment from the clinton campaign, but tonight, trump and his family go to church near his palm beach home, so, perhaps there will be a momentary truce. jim avila, abc news. >> coming up, california's governor has a big christmas present for a hollywood "a" lister. >> and disappointing news for janet jackson fans. why the singer is stepping off the concert stage. "the skinny" is next. >> announcer: "world news now" continues after th

♪ skinny, so skinny all right. topping our look at "the skinny" on this christmas morning, a very merry christmas to robert downey junior. >> the actor has been given quite a present from california governor jerry brown, an official pardon for a drug conviction that sent him to prison nearly 20 years ago. in 1996, police found cocaine, heroin and a pistol in his car when they stopped him for speeding and three years later he violated his parole. >> he was busy during those days. a proclamation from brown's

office says since then, he has lived an honest and upright life, exhibited good moral character and conducted himself as a law abiding citizen. the iron man's conviction will remain on his record but so now will the pardon, and he will have his voting rights restored. next. >> jerry brown gets another voter right there. >> exactly. coming up next, troubling news from rock star janet jackson. >> she posted this on instagram. she's postponing her unbreakable world tour at least until the spring because she must have surgery soon. jackson did not reveal what kind of surgery she would be undergoing but asked only that fans pray for her, for her family and for her entire company during this difficult time. >> jackson told fans to hang on to those tickets that they would be honored in a special way when her new concert schedule is announced. >> i was looking forward to it. she was going to be in new york in february. >> did you get tickets? >> no, but was going to try to get some. >> last second stubhub. >> yeah, exactly.

next to an early christmas present for the palin family. >> bristol palin who launched an abstinence campaign after giving birth as an unwed teenage mother seven years ago has given birth to her second child, a girl named sailor grace. palin instagrammed this photo saying our family couldn't be more complete. >> okay, so here's the issue. palin hasn't publicly identified the father of sailor grace but announced she was pregnant shortly after her engagement to marine war hero dakota meyer was broken off this spring, last spring. meyer also posted "best christmas present ever." >> about the baby, not the broken engagement. okay. to be clear. >> so yeah, so maybe he's the baby daddy? maybe there's an episode of "maury" coming up soon? >> oh, yes. tune in. finally the spirit of christmas comes alive in the locker room. >> this is really cool. something you just don't see very often or frankly ever.

carolina panthers running back fozzy whittaker dressed up as rudolph the red nosed reindeer singing the temptations version of silent -- let's have him sing it. >> oh, wow. ♪ sleep in heaven, heavenly peace ♪ ♪ merry christmas to all of you, all of you we mean it ♪ ♪ merry christmas to all of you ♪ >> merry christmas, everybody. >> the temptations. >> do you know that? it's probably i'm showing my age here. that's a really classic and great christmas song there. >> i appreciated your attempt singing it. i'd like for you to continue that please. >> a lot of people do not appreciate it. that's what happens if you're 14-0, you can sing anything you want. >> in a reindeer costume, shirtless like that guy. i liked it.

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>> in cahoots with this one, that's what he is. one of them, maybe even two of them is here to see she goes free. >> "hateful eight" is getting a solid 75% rating on rotten tomatoes and the critics seem to love it. mike scott writes it's 100% tarantino pleasure entertainment and andy crump calls it a towering work as profound as it is profane. >> next up an offering from another hollywood heavyweight with an appropriate title for christmas, "joy," it stars jennifer lawrence, robert de niro, bradley cooper and david o. russell. it tells the story of a family across four generations and the woman at the center of it all who rises to become the founder and matriarch of a powerful family business dynasty. but along that road to success is betrail of, treachery, and more than a few surprises. >> hi. >> what are you doing here? >> i'm returning him to you.

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making news in america this morning, severe holiday weather. rain across the south forcing evacuations while others start the long road back following these deadly storms. tornadoes where we don't usually see them. then today's holiday around the world of the pope offering his christmas blessing before his message to the masses and the rather unusual christmas tradition being enjoyed in japan right now. is a crackdown coming against hundreds of immigrant families who have had their requests for asylum rejected? how much longer could they have in this country? something of a surprising admission from chipotle about an e. coli outbreak linked to some of its restaurants. what the company is saying coming up.