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heaven. >> heinz court hearing was abruptly cancelled as her lawyers say she's suffering from severe postpartum depression and in the psychiatric ward n fox chase, i'm dann cuellar for channel six "action news". thousands paid tribute today to muhammad ali, first part of his funeral began in louisville, kentucky. day began with the funeral procession, and took ali's body through neighborhood and place that he is played a key role throughout his life. will smith and lennox lewis were among the pallbearers. services then moved indoors, this afternoon, to the kfc young center for a public memorial service. former president bill clinton, sportscaster bryant gumbel and comedian billy crystal delivered the eulogies. >> he is beautiful, most perfect athlete you ever saw and those were his own words. >> tomorrow there will be a 19-h louisville followed by inter faith memorial for tens of thousands of people, muhammad ali passed away a week ago after a long battle with
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parkinson's. expanded coverage continues on our other platforms at six abc.com. you'll find more details plus dozens of photos from today's ali service. on our facebook page moving videos and heartfelt tributes, shared from this morning's motorcade and all of the days other events. police shot a man outside a dallas texas airport this afternoon during a domestic disturbance. dallas officials just released this surveillance video of the incident. you can see the man throwing rocks at a woman's car near baggage claim right there. when police responded the suspect rushed the officer twice forcing him to fire several times. in word on the man's condition or exactly what charges he will face. and a man accused of killing his co-worker inside montgomery county meat plant has been found guilty of first degree murder. montgomery county jury handed down that verdict this afternoon, peter atim stabbed danny vasquez at j.d. s mow pack facility in franconia
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township last year. motive was revenge for a prank. pennsylvania state senator larry farnese was arraigned today in a scheme. he and democratic party officials ellen chapman both entered not guilty pleas. farnese and chop man were charged with conspiracy, mail and wire fraud. prosecutors say he paid for a stud a broad program for chapman's daughter in exchange for chapman's support in the ward lead are election. another class of seniors took their final steps tonight, as high schoolers wearing red and black, young men and women of the philadelphia's learning academy in spring garden filed in for their ceremony. students listened intently as the principal thanked families and faculty for their continued support of the class of 2016. exciting time. still to come on "action news", health officials confirm another case of the zika virus here in delaware. plus we will tell you about big change that he is
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all septa riders will begin mote ising monday. we will show you way that police in one new jersey town are getting drivers to slow town. cecily. we are live on our temple university sky six camera and we have a very comfortable night in philadelphia, but things are going to be changing dramatically over the weekend, heat, humidity, potential storms and wind. i will run it down for you in the accu weather seven day forecast. plus ducis rodgers will have the latest on the nba playoffs in sports when "action news" continues in a moment.
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days of tokens and paper tickets are finally coming to an even. they are rolling out new transit card next week. beginning monday at 6:00 a.m. up to 10,000 riders will have a chance to buy weekly and monthly passes at two stations and the septa sales office. the passes work for subway lines, city and suburban bus routes and trolley lines. all you have to does put the card near the reader. septa officials say new technology, of course, will cut back on long lines. >> this is really e-z pass
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that you're experiencing in your car coming to transit. >> to help riders were that transition customer service ambassadors will be in the septa station toss answer your questions. motorist in middlesex county, new jersey are getting quite a laugh from a sign posted by police, concerning potholes, but authorities say while they seem leak a joke, message is quite serious as new jersey correspondent nora muchanic reports tonight. >> i just thought it was funny. >> reporter: nothing like a sense of humor after resurfacing what had been a bumpy pothole section of the planesboro road, police wanted to warn people not to use it like a race track. up steady of using radar or patrol cars, the traffic division set up this message board on the side of the road which read, new road surface, speed limit is still 25, and drivers should comply or we will put potholes back. >> you deliver a important message but you have fun with the community at the same time. they are getting a smile, they are getting a laugh and
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because of that they tell their friend. >> something different, and it is funny, you know, people like humor. that attract is a tension. it caught my attention. >> reporter: melissa ortiz said she slowed down and put her phone down after passing message board in town. >> they have one sign over here that said your car does go 25 miles an hour. so, it made me think. i think it works. it the is a good thing. >> reporter: $15,000 message board is brand new to the police department and run on solar power and easily moved and been used non-stop since it was delivered several months ago. so much of the police work business serious business but the cops say that the message board is a great way to remind people about safety, and have a little fun. >> we had another one, in reference to texting and driving. that said keep your head out of your abs abs, focus on the road. >> we all need to laugh sometimes. >> keeps you driving the speed limit. >> well, i always do. >> reporter: police say funny signs have gotten a huge response from the public and
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officers are now compiling future messages with a twist or a play on word. they won't give them away because they don't want to ruin the fun n planesboro i'm nora muchanic for channel six "action news". in health check a warning about the the next stake you may eat it. if the meat goes through a process called mechanical tender icing it could be a health risk. the process includes puncturing the beef with blade to make it easier to chew but experts say it increases chance of contaminating meat and making you sick. the since 2,000, cdc the has linked six out breaks of the food born illnesses to mechanical tenderized beef. usda says it requires all companies to label their mechanically tenderized meat. from our delaware news room public health officials have have confirmed a fourth case of the zika virus in that state. they say kent county man traveled abroad in may, health officials say zika can cause, fetal death and severe brain
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defects. students harnessed the power of word in a unique competition this afternoon. students in grade three through eight at universal family of schools took part in this years african-american history competition. the event was held in philadelphia's grays ferry section today. some competitors could barely reach the mike even if like this young lady but they certainly had big voices, isn't that terrific. now not so terrific is our weather. not bad but some bumps in the middle. >> it will be a week even where it will be very warm. i wouldn't cancel any outdoor plans but keep your eye to the sky, have your storm tracker six app, because that could be interrupt by some storms. not everyone will see them but those that do they could be heavy hitters. >> get the umbrella. storm tracker six, live double scan showing we are dry out there tonight. i was just inundated with beautiful sunset photos and this was sent to me on my facebook and twitter account by john lloyd, junior from lancaster, taking this picture
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from lancaster and just a great silhouette of the horse and buggy, with the setting sun and in the a cloud in the sky out there. very comfortable currently. low humidity, 65 degrees. that is a high of 78 degrees, which is three below normal. allentown and reading 58 degrees. cape may 64. trenton 59. wilmington currently at 63. satellite six with action radar showing we have a few high thin cloud generally west of philadelphia right now. so tonight will be comfortably cool night with still low humidity. 51 degrees in the suburbs. 58 degrees for center city. but as we head through the day tomorrow we have a warm front moving through. future tracker showing coming through around 11:00 with some cloud cover. then we will see sunshine. temperatures heat up around 90 l have a shot of some storms. latest future tracker shows some heavy hitters arriving around the poconos around 3:00 s like some of this line will break up. so i want to stress not
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everyone will see them. more of the scattered broken line of storms hitting around philadelphia around 5:00 o'clock and these storms will be moving very quickly so they should push off the coast by 8:30. the key times between about 3:00 o'clock north and west to about 8:30 or 9:00 o'clock south and east. they are moving to the south east at the 40 miles an hour. so if you do get hit by a storm, it will in the last long but i think the biggest threat potential for damaging straight line wind, 60 to 07 miles an hour and also with the high humidity, any of that rain could be really blinding downpours. if you are down the shore most of the day will be rain free, sun with increasing cloud. some evening thunderstorms possible. 80 degrees. sunday windy and warm with a high of 88. the poconos the best chance of severe weather, of the chance that will increase the further north you are, humid with some storms arriving around two or 3:00 in the afternoon. 75 degrees. sunday will be windy and bright with a high of 70.
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the exclusive seven day forecast, hot, humid with afternoon thunderstorms, again scattered but they could be strong with the high of 90. sunday very windy, wind gusts up to 40 miles an hour, warm, 88 degrees but humidity levels will be dropping as we head through the day and monday breezy and cool back in the comfort zone with a high of 80. on tuesday we will match that temperature, add a chance of the evening showers. then on wednesday 84 degrees, seasonably warm, same on thursday and friday should be gorgeous, plenty of sunshine and comfortable with a high of 81. hot and humid tomorrow with chance of afternoon then are storms. not everyone will see them but those that do they could be strong so be prepared to go inside. >> thanks, cecily. we'd like to take you a time to show you a few more graduation from his our area beautiful evening at perkiomen valley high school in ledgeville. 91 percent of them are moving on to two or four year college. this class has been awarded ab impressive amount of money and scholarships as well.
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more than five million-dollar. and phoenixville area high school commencement also took place outside. they walk on the field as the band played and family members took pictures. our own news director daughter maddie was part of the graduating class. we want to congratulate her and all of her classmates.
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kenneth, are they closing the stage this afternoon for auditions? what's on that piece of paper? oh, miss maroney, your forehead! should not be doing anything. i just had botox. i know exactly what's happening! ah! whoa! this is a bad streaming experience. the girlie show is a real fun lady show. (vo) don't let bad streaming ruin a good show. don't look at me! (vo) only verizon has the largest, most reliable 4g lte network. can your network say that? switch now, buy two samsung phones, and get a free 50" smart tv. only on america's best network. the american outlaw soccer fan club held it huge party tonight in center city philadelphia they are rooting on mens u.s. national team
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before tomorrow night's copa game in south philadelphia against par quay. fans went crazy when they got a surprise appearance by the team's head coach, shown here. ducis is here and serious beginning to the sports coverage tonight. >> yes, still few details on what actually went on. nelson agholor is focus of an allege sexual assault investigation. philadelphia police say allegation was made by a dancer at cheerleaders strip club in south philadelphia. he says the assault took place inside of the club around 3:00 . that was shortly after the team ended mini camp. as of right now no charges have been filed. eagles are aware of the situation and they will have no further comment. agholor's attorney says his client is 1,000 percent innocent. summer air, poor pitching, perhaps both, ball was flying around the park in d.c. tonight. too bad for phillies, nationals were the ones doing bulk of the hitting. eighty's night at the ballpark, oh, to have a head
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band again. second inning check out tyler goodell, a safety squeeze. freddie galvis comes across. two to nothing phillies. third inning tommy joseph goes deep off steven strasburg, first of two for joseph, he is now starting first base man. phillies are up four to nothing. wilson ramos and steven drew go back to back off jeremy hellickson in the fourth inning. game tied at four. hellickson gives up seven runs in six innings. to the fifth, defense from the nationals. specifically jason hayward. miguel frankford of the extra base hit. that is danny, knocking one out. phillies lose nine-six. same two teams tomorrow afternoon. before this game phillies place vince velasquez on the 15 day kiss able list. he strain his right biceps in the wednesday loss with the cubs. zach eckland will take the spot in the rotation and will make his debut on tuesday. perhaps end is drawing near for jimmy rollins.
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today white socks designated the short stop for assignment. former philly was batting .221. game four of the nba finals, once again, clef land need to win. calves entered two-one with the warriors. lebron james on clean up duty. cavilers up 83 -81. they go on a 15-three run from there, steph curry scores a game high 38 points. golden state wins 108-97 taking a three-one series lead. warriors can close it out on home on monday. still ahead hockey loses a legend. which star will sixers take in the nba draft? they want a closer look at one guy in particular. ♪ roll all summer with a classic --
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six abc has learned sixers will bring in brandon ingram for a work out on monday. sixers are deciding between ingram and lsu ben simmons for that number one overall selection. ingram averaged 17 points per game in his one season in duke. nba draft is june 3rd. mr. hockey, gordie howe died today. he was 88 years old. howe won four stanley cups, hall of famer scored 801 goals in the nhl and won six heart trophies, given to the league's mvp. howe played into his 50's. one heck of a player. thanks, ducis. industrial land mark is transform in the modern garden tonight in the spring garden section. this is opening party at latest pop up garden. is at tenth and hamilton sigh
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of via duct rail park. beside plant, trees there are places to relax in this 21st century urban oasis. mayor kenney and other officials stopped by to check it out. jimmy kimmel live is next here on channel six followed by night line. jimmy's guest are anthony anderson, phil simmons and music from train. "action news" continues at 59:30 with gray hall, nydia han and chris sowers. for cecily tynan, ducis rodgers, jim gardner, the entire "action news" team, i'm monica malpass. you have a good night, and a great weekend. >> ♪
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♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- anthony anderson -- bill simmons -- this week in "unnecessary censorship." plus music from train. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody for coming. i'm jimmy kimmel, i'm your host. thank you for joining us. earlier tonight in primetime,
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game four, nba special. i'm really glad i'm here because we had an earthquake this morning. did you feel that? at 1:00 this morning, the earth started shaking, the biggest one since 2012. it lasted about ten seconds. fortunately for me, i sleep in added support lululemon. did you feel it, guillermo? >> no, i didn't, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> thankfully everyone knows what to do. in the event of an earthquake, soon as you feel any kind of movement, grab your phone and start tweeting about it, immediately. do not wait until your family is safe. make sure you are the first one to type omg, because there can only be one first. i don't like earthquakes. and when i'm vice president, i'm going to put a stop to them. [ cheers and applause ] they will not happen anymore. earlier tonight on our network, abc, the warriors versus the cavaliers, game four of the nba finals, this is the 66th straight year the finals have gone to a game four.
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it's amazing, really. in the first two games, the cavaliers got blown out. in game three, the warriors got blown out. and for game four, both teams went to dry bar and got blowouts together. [ laughter and applause ] steph curry has been getting a lot of attention for his new signature sneaker. under armour released it. it's a great pair of shoes whether you're a steph curry fans, or just a middle school lunch lady. see those shoes doing very well with fans in ft. lauderdale. these shoes are so white they just endorsed donald trump for president. [ laughter and applause ] i really don't understand this. couldn't steph have saved himself a lot of trouble, by just releasing this old pair of skechers. they're almost exactly the same. they already have his initial on them. [ laughter ] the new shoes are being called dad shoes.
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i guess that's an insult. steph curry's a dad, i'm a dad. so are many nba players, some of them many times over. maybe it's time to embrace a shoe made specifically for dads. >> style. quality. performance. introducing the new curry 2 low, the first shoe for cleaning the gutter, mowing the lawn, walking around the neighborhood at a moderate speed, and throwing your back out. curry two low, for the dad on the go. >> available at wal greens. >> jimmy: they have everything, they really do. you know, as the nba season comes to a close, summer begins, which means school is out, the kids go to camp. families go on vacation, we start rubbing lotion on eemp other and our local news channel light up our lives with features like this one from the cbs affiliate in omaha, nebraska.
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>> this is a willy sphere, and this makes a perfect circle. >> oh, wow. look at that. where do you get all this stuff? >> these you can buy and those ones i make. >> i could just make that. >> oh, my gosh. >> he >>. >> jimmy: hey, be careful with those! hillary clinton got a major endorsement yesterday from president obama. this is funny, hillary clinton was endorsed by the president yesterday. donald trump was endorsed by don king yesterday. this election is the best. it really is. according to two new investigations done by nbc news and "usa today," donald trump doesn't always pay his bills. hundreds of people claim trump or his businesses owe him money. lawsuits were filed by painters, waiters, bufont fluffers, you
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name it. 60 lawsuits saying he reflected or refused to pay. this could be a good strategy for dealing with the national debt. $19 trillion? i don't know what $19 trillion. that was the other guy. [ laughter and applause ] both hillary clinton and donald trump are in the process of finding a running mate. hillary said she'll begin her vice presidential search on tinder, try to get as many matches as possible and go from there. that is not true, but she did say she'd be open to sharing the ticket with another woman. that's what bill's been asking her to do for years. [ laughter and applause ] i don't know why they're on a grand search for a running mate, when they both know full well i am right here. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, my fellow americans, you are probably aware of the e-mail scandal that
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has plagued hillary clinton throughout this campaign, and because of that i want to assure you i will never have an e-mail scandal. vp stands for public and i called the fbi to investigate my e-mails. since i'm on tv, i called an fbi agent from tv. and ladies and gentlemen, here to officially verify my e-mails, please welcome david boreanaz, especially agent sealy booth from "bones." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> this is all on the up and up. i want to thank you for being here, "bones." it's a pleasure to have you here. >> i'm not "bones." >> jimmy: i thought you were "bones." the show is called "bones." >> no, no, emily deschanel is "bones." >> who are you?
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>> she's my partner. >> jimmy: you're like a little "bones"? >> no, no -- are we going to do this? >> jimmy: yes, i asked him to search my e-mail. what did you find? please share everything with the american people. >> everything? >> jimmy: everything. >> i can confirm your e-mail address is fro yo not 67 at aol.com. >> that is correct. >> and you're still with aol? >> jimmy: yes, i'm an american and i'm online. you don't have to give the details. just tell everyone that after a thorough and intensive investigation -- >> actually, did i flag a few e-mails that i'd like to go over if you don't mind. >> jimmy: i'd rather you didn't. >> okay, let's go over some of those. the subject is to molly. >> jimmy: that's my wife.
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>> being okay, sure. it says, hey, did we send her a baby gift? >> jimmy: i think we sent her a onesy that says "poop there it is." >> that checks out. this one reads just "taco tuesday." [ cheers and applause ] you sent it out to 428 people. >> jimmy: everyone in my book. >> why? >> jimmy: well, it was tuesday, and i wanted to eat tacos. [ laughter ] >> are you sure about that? is that correct? >> that is true. >> jimmy: is that it? >> no, no. on april 12th, you sent a group e-mail with the subject matter here "best videos of all time,"
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with a youtube link. do you remember sending this one? >> jimmy: i think so. >> you think so? all right, can we click on the link and make sure to take a look. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i did send that. >> so would you consider that the best video of all time? >> jimmy: it might be, yeah. >> very, very interesting, mr. kimmel. because two days later on april 14th, you sent out another e-mail to your inner circle group, right? >> jimmy: right. >> of best videos of all time. can we click that one up, please? [ turtle noise ]
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>> remember that one? >> jimmy: yeah, that was a turtle humping a shoe. >> so would you consider that the best video of all time? >> jimmy: it can be. >> there can't be two best videos of all time. it's either the fa farting iguana or the turtle crumping the crock? >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know. this is too much. >> i got one more for you. >> jimmy: i did not send that. >> i just wanted to make sure you saw that. >> jimmy: oh, you sent that to me? thank you. appreciate that. david boreanaz! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: from the fbi. we're going to take a break. we have a great show for you tonight. oh, when we come back, we sent a camera crew inside the game at the nba finals to find out how
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of "clock block." >> you're good, you're good. this will just take a second. >> i'm sure this guys wants to watch the game. >> we'll get you right back in there, two seconds. it's going to be a promo for the warriors for basketball. this whole thing is a real quick thing for pro basketball. we'll get you back in there as soon as possible. you got your drink and your food here. don't want that to get cold. just look there and say, we're not worriers, we're warriors. >> we're not worriers, we're warriors! >> we won't worry. we're warriors, not worriers! >> damn right. >> that guy just said it. >> three, two, one. >> we won't worry, we're warriors, not worriers.
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would warriors worry? >> we won't worry -- >> we won't worry. >> [ bleep ]. >> get you back in those seats. you're missing the whole game. we won't worry. five, four, three, two, one. we won't worry. do warriors worry? >> no, we're warriors. would warriors worry? >> we were worried, do warriors worry? >> no, everything's a w. >> in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, hit it! >> we won't worry. warriors don't worry. will we worry -- >> we're warriors. hold on. we got time. 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7,
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6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, hit it. >> we won't worry. would warriors worry? warriors don't worry! >> you were so close. so close. hold on. they're loving you. they're loving you back there. they're watching this. >> 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, here we go. >> we got enough. we gotta get out of here. 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10,
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9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. >> we won't worry. warriors never worry. >> hold up, one more time. >> 5, 4, 3, 2 -- >> let me say it! >> -- 3, 2, 1. >> we won't worry. warriors never worry! aaah. i gotta go! i don't want to be on it. >> 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. >> we won't worry. warriors never worry. we're going to win, let's go! >> let's roll tape on this. >> we won't worry.
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warriors rrnts woraren't worrie. we're gonna [ bleep ] win! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you for your time. >> jimmy: it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments whether they need it or not. it's this week in "unnecessary censorship." >> the woman who was doing yoga on her vacation in our state ended up getting [ bleep ] by a bear. >> we weren't ready to play. they just [ bleep ] us right in the mouth. >> he's she's working on klay thompson. >> i am telling you, i am so looking forward to [ bleep ] donald trump! >> saw a big black [ bleep ] coming this way. >> he's been called the [ bleep ] bandit. ♪ caring for each other ♪ come rain or come shine ♪ i'll [ bleep ] your [ bleep ]
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and you'll [ bleep ] mine ♪ >> i feel like if chad and daniel don't find love at the end of this, i think they might ride off into the sunset together. >> i [ bleep ] my family, i [ bleep ] my friends, and now i'm going to [ bleep ] you, the american people, like nobody has ever [ bleep ] you before. >> jimmy: tonight on the show the music of led zeppelin as performed by train, bill simmons is here, and we'll be right back with anthony anderson. so stick around. >> portions are jimmy kim live were brought to you by "still the king," premiering this weekend only on cmt. retirement. not now! i'm cleaning the oven! yeah, i'm cleaning the gutters! washing the dog! washing the cat! well i'm learning snapchamp! chat. chat! changing the oil... (vo) it's surprising what people
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show tonight. he's a former employee of this program who ventured out on his own. he's been very successful. he is the host of the new show "any given wednesday," which premieres june 22nd on hbo, bill simmons is here. then later, this is their new album -- it is a cover album called "train does led zeppelin two" -- train from the samsung stage. [ cheers and applause ] all proceeds from this album go to a very good charity, family house.
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so buy it. monday night we are back in primetime for game 5 of the nba finals with ellen degeneres and the cast of "finding dory," and then we have another show at our regular time with kevin hart. and oprah will be with us next week too, so join us then. our first guest tonight is a funny and friendly man whom you know from his big hit show "black-ish," and now he has a summer job as host of "to tell the truth" of which, you can get a special sneak-peek tuesday night on abc. please welcome anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you look relaxed. >> woo! >> jimmy: you know, you look sharp, but also casual, and relaxed. i like that. >> thank you very much. yeah, i'm home. >> jimmy: it's good to have you
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back. you've been on this show so many times from the very beginning of this show. and i do want to talk to you about that in a minute. but i first want to ask about your vacation. i saw a video of you on vacation with george lopez. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is true so far? >> so far. >> jimmy: well, play the video, because i need to know what's happening here. [ screaming ] >> [ bleep ]! [ laughter ] >> grab that [ bleep ]! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what the hell? what is that? >> it was like a ten inch millipede. >> jimmy: ooh. >> and i was coming out of the bathroom, brushing my teeth, and
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it ran across my feet. and they say when you get bit by it it's like getting electrocuted. did you hear how deep my voice got when i got it in the trash can? yeah, no, it's crazy man. >> jimmy: are you and george lopez sharing a hotel room? >> no, we had a villa. he was on one side, i was on the other. >> jimmy: thought you had something you wanted to tell us? >> no, don't let it fool you. >> jimmy: congratulations on "black-ish," you won a peabody. >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is a prestigious award. when was this? >> a couple weeks ago. david letterman got his and steve martin got nothing. >> jimmy: was that a fun night? >> it was a great night. >> jimmy: i bet it was. let's talk about the show "to tell the truth." this is a game show from the
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'50s? >> almost four decades, yeah. >> jimmy: what's the idea behind the show? >> they bring three guests on, and one is sworn to tell the truth. the other two lie out of their teeth. and i have a panel of celebrity guests. i have nene leakes, jalen rose, the wonderful and beautiful talented betty white. >> jimmy: she's always funny. >> she did the original "to tell the truth," so we had to have her back on. >> jimmy: you had another cast member, a very important cast member, i think. your mom is the score keeper. >> my mother is the score keeper on the show. >> jimmy: is she good at keeping score? >> my mother went to public school in watts, she can't count. >> jimmy: your mother used to come on our show all the time. and then at a certain point, i was like, where's your mom? >> i banned her, she was on punishment. she's off now, so she can come
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back now. >> jimmy: can we bring her? >> of course we can. >> jimmy: there's your mom. i miss her. i haven't seen her in a long time. how are you? good to see you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so what we want to do here, i have to take a break, and when we come back, we're going to play a little game of "to tell the truth" between the two of you. i think it's going to be very interesting. anthony anderson and his mom are here. we'll be right back after this. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] what does this have to do with chemistry?
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