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by name. ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live: game night"! tonight -- the cast of "finding dory," with ellen degeneres, ed o'neill, ty burrell, albert brooks, eugene levy and kaitlin olson. plus, snoop dogg. presented by state farm. and now, from way downtown, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone, thank you. thank you. welcome to primetime. this is our "game night" special. tonight, here on abc, game five of the nba finals between the golden state warriors and cleveland cavaliers. no team that has lost game five has ever gone on to win the nba title. although, wait, i'm sorry-- that's not --
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no team that has lost game seven has gone on to win the nba title. [ laughter ] but game five really doesn't matter that much at all. [ laughter ] it's like the wednesday of the week. it's not that important really. you know, normally, on monday nights we have "the bachelorette" here on abc, but not tonight. tonight, fans of "the bachelorette" will be shocked when they turn their tvs on and see more than one african-american man on it. [ laughter ] but in a way, the nba finals are a little bit like "the bachelorette." it's a bunch of muscular guys shoving each other on tv so they can get a raise. [ laughter ] the warriors got off to a strong start in the series, but the cavaliers didn't give up. in game three, they finally figured out a way to slow down all-star forward, draymond green and when you slow down draymond green, well, you get this -- ♪ >> they came out and played like a team with a sense of desperation, like their season's on the line.
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and we came out and, played like everything was peaches and cream. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: terrific. [ cheers and applause ] whether -- whether he wins another championship or not, lebron james is doing well for himself. according to "forbes magazine," lebron is the highest paid player in american sports and the third-highest paid athlete in the world. he made $77 million last year, behind two soccer players. the highest paid athlete in the world is cristiano ronaldo, who plays for real madrid and portugal. he raked in $88 million in one year. and i don't know soccer, but i do know gorgeous, and i say, pay that man whatever he wants. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, really. but lebron is number one in the united states. by the way, the cavaliers got a big boost of support this week from lil' wayne, who is apparently such a big lebron james fan, he recorded a song to inspire the team.
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the song is called, "off, off, off" and the lyrics are all about the cavaliers or it could be about chandeliers. i'll be honest, i can't understand a word lil' wayne says, but -- [ laughter ] i think that's nice. it's always better when a rapper records a basketball song than when a basketball player records a rap song. [ laughter ] we have a starfish-studded show for you tonight. from the hotly anticipated disney pixar movie, "finding dory," ellen degeneres, ed o'neill, ty burrell, albert brooks, eugene levy and kaitlin olson are all here. [ cheers and applause ] you know, the original movie, great movie, "finding nemo" came out in 2003. it's amazing that all the characters are back after 13 years. the longest i've ever been able to keep a fish alive in six days. [ laughter ] "finding dory" will almost certainly be an enormous summer blockbuster. it is the story of one very innocent fish's journey to find her mom and dad. and, tonight, we thought it would be fun to combine it with another story about finding your parents. so, we took the video, the part you see from "finding dory" and we combined it with the audio
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the cast on "finding dory" is on the way. and i do want to mention we have new shows this week with oprah, oprah winfrey, with ben mendelson, with mindy kaling, and we'll have music from meghan trainer and garbage. our first guest tonight is a beloved entertainer on both land and in sea. she returns to delight fish aficionados all around the world. "finding dory" opens in theaters friday. please welcome ellen degeneres. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? very good to see you. you literally had trouble finding the dory there. >> i, uh, yeah. i did. >> jimmy: has this been something you've been wanting to do, a sequel to "finding nemo?" i can't believe it's been so long. >> no, it came out of nowhere.
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i never asked for it or anything. it was was sprung upon me 13 years later. [ laughter ] yeah, i kind of, after the first one was so successful, i mean, it won an academy award and all that, so, you'd think that there would be a sequel, because there was "toy story 1, 2 and 3" and lots of other things i could waste time talking about. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i just kept saying, you know, "when's the sequel going to happen?" and it just never came and so, thank god i had a talk show because we wouldn't be sitting here right now. if i hadn't been on the talk show every day talking about making a sequel, they wouldn't have done it. no one would have thought of it. >> jimmy: you bullied them into it. >> i bullied them into it. >> jimmy: well, it's a good thing you have the summer off to promote the movie. >> i know, i have the summer off and you're still working, aren't you? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, yes i am. thank you for mentioning that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have this discussion pretty much every summer. >> yeah, yeah. you have a different thing. you, you're off like a couple of weeks or one week every so often, right? >> jimmy: yeah, like once every 18 weeks they give us the weekend off and then we come right back to work. >> no, no, no. but you have like one week or two weeks in a row off?
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>> jimmy: we, in the summer, we have two weeks in a row off. the rest of the time, it's one week in a row. >> yeah, yeah. no, we don't have any time off until the summer. i have kind of like school teacher hours. >> jimmy: gotcha. >> so, then i have the whole summer off, but now i'm doing this, so, i don't really have it off. [ laughter ] but i had two weeks off and i thought, oh, my god, that's so great. i'm going -- i had plans, you know, to do -- >> jimmy: what'd you do? >> well, i haven't done anything. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> i wanted to. i was going garden, because i thought, i've never really gotten into that. but it seems like it would be relaxes, and i have land, and why not garden, because that's -- so, i got the apron and the tools and little belt and the, you know how you have a, it's like a little thing you can keep all the things in? >> jimmy: i have one, yeah. >> i bet you do. >> jimmy: i do. >> because you actually do garden. >> jimmy: yeah, well, yeah i get out there. >> what do you grow? >> jimmy: everything. i grow herbs. i grow vegetables. i grow all sorts of things. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm a little farmer. >> yeah. i know, you are. you actually -- >> jimmy: what do you grow? what do you grow? >> well, i have mint. >> jimmy: oh, mint, okay. >> yeah, yeah. so, i can do a julep.
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i can do a mojito, because that's prolific, that mint. and, i mean, so -- but it was a lot to plant the mint. and then, i go to the store and it's like 12 cents for a whole bundle of it, and i'm like -- >> jimmy: for mint. [ laughter ] >> why am i doing that? >> jimmy: so you're growing cocktails in your garden? >> it appears that's what i'm growing, yes. [ laughter ] i have a lot of mint. and then, but then i thought, you know what? i don't read and i should read more often, and so, i have time off -- >> jimmy: oh, you brought a photograph here -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: should i hold this up? >> you can. i mean, here's what happened. well, that's jonathon safran foer's brand new book, it's not out yet. let me just, first of all, back up. >> jimmy: yeah, sorry. >> so, before you -- so, business going to read "the fountain head," because i had never read it, and i thought, i should read that. that's an important book, apparently people say. so, but it was like 600 pages -- 400 pages. >> jimmy: right. >> and i was like, oh, that's intimidating, so i was, like, two pages in. it's good, but then jonathon safran foer sends me an advanced copy, which is lovely. he's an amazing, brilliant
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author and it's advanced. 600 pages and that comes and i'm like, well, now i'm not going to read "the fountain head." [ laughter ] or that. [ laughter ] like, who is going to -- >> jimmy: you got psyched out. [ cheers and applause ] >> so, just put my mint in my drink and i'm going to -- >> jimmy: yeah. you need something light to do. >> i need something light to do. >> jimmy: i know you like doing interior design. you could, like, redo this dump if you'd like to. [ laughter ] i mean, take a look around. >> it's not a dump. >> jimmy: i know you'd do a beautiful job with that. >> it looks good. well, i do like doing that. i enjoy all of that, but -- >> jimmy: are you doing that right now? do you have any projects going on? >> i have -- i have so many projects going on. that kind of stuff, yes. we just launched a whole bedding line for bed, bath and beyond and i have a clothing line, which is everything i'm wearing. >> jimmy: you have everything. you know what happens, though, when you get all this stuff? you have to run for president. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] oh.
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okay. >> jimmy: you need a vodka. >> and you'll be my vice president. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. we've got a staff. so, ellen -- [ cheers and applause ] i would be honored to be your vice president. so, we have the cast members from "finding dory." they're all backstage, they're ready to come out. before we bring them out, is there anyone -- >> exciting. there's not enough room for everybody. >> well, we'll get another couch. but is there anyone you would prefer not to sit next to? >> no. i like everyone equally. >> jimmy: okay, good. i'll surprise you, then. ellen degeneres is here. "finding dory" comes out friday. we'll be right back. what's it like to be in good hands? man, it's like pure power at your finger tips. like the power to earn allstate reward points, every time i drive. ...want my number? and cash back for driving safe. and the power to automatically find your car...
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that is! that's the exhibit located right next to, "i don't care." >> easy. >> oh! if you're trying to get to the open ocean exhibit, just go through the pipes. >> through the pipes, great. >> through the pipes? >> yep. take two lefts, swim straight and you'll hit it. >> oh, that's a lot of directions. that's -- did you get that, hank? all that? >> yeah. >> great. let's go. >> i'm not going with you. i won't fit. you have to go by yourself. >> um -- uh -- that's -- i'm -- see, i can't, because i'm not so good with directions. >> well, that's too bad. a deal's a deal. you wanted to find your parents, that's how you get to them. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, there you go. it's "finding dory." it opens friday. ellen degeneres is here and it is time now to welcome out a veritable aquarium full of talent. please say hello to ed o'neill, ty burrell, albert brooks, eugene levy and kaitlin olson. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: look at this. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. so, first of all, welcome. thank you for coming. the movie is fantastic. i watched it with my daughter over the weekend and she really loved it. what do, you two are the two original voices from the first movie. albert, what do you remember most -- what do you -- what do you think of when you think about that first movie experience before it became this huge phenomenon? >> my son was almost 4. so, at the premiere, where we're having it -- same "finding do dory" -- >> jimmy: right. >> the el capitan. you know, if you remember the beginning of "finding nemo,"
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that fish comes and kills the mother and all the children. >> jimmy: right. >> and he wasn't completely clear on if he was nemo. [ laughs ] because, you know, i'm marlin, and -- >> jimmy: right. >> he still had that anamorphic disease, and -- and so, he ran out of the theater in, like, literally in the first four minutes. and you know, it's always a bad feeling when anyone runs out of the theater. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i ran after him and i'm trying to have a philosophical, god discussion with him in the lobby. no, we're humans, but our voices are the fish and -- so, now, he's 8. >> jimmy: it makes less sense when you explain it. >> yeah, yeah. >> no, it was a terrible experience. that's what really set him off. i haven't seen him since. [ laughter ] but he -- he's 18 and i'm excited, because now, if he runs out in the first three minutes, we've done something horrible.
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>> jimmy: specifically you've done something horrible. kaitlin, your kids -- how old are your children? >> they're 4 and 5, two little boys. >> jimmy: oh, so that's right in the -- will they understand that mommy is a whale shark? >> yeah, the older one does. the older one gets it now. but he was, like, 2, when i took him to "the lorax" because danny devito was on my show. sand i was like, you have to look out for "the lorax" because that's danny devito and he just was like, "that's the lorax." and i was like, "no, i know, but --" like the voice plays, same thing. >> jimmy: kids are stupid, you know? >> they're so stupid. and i got so mad at him, and i was like, "if you can't watch this movie, and get what i'm talking about, then leave." and he stayed in the lobby the whole time. >> jimmy: ty, have your daughters seen the movie? >> they saw it. i didn't actually understand -- well, i didn't actually think that they knew what kind of was going on with movies in general. just going back to how stupid kids are.
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>> jimmy: right. >> right, let's do that. >> something really is wrong. >> terribly wrong. >> so i kept sort of -- i was sort of wanting to earn points with them. and i've been telling them at every opportunity that i'm in "finding dory" and they don't seem -- it doesn't really seem to register with them, so, i keep doubling down. i kept going, like, there's a commercial, that's the movie that daddy's in. nothing, they're sort of like, meh. and then, i went to my youngest daughter's school and the teacher was like, ah, so, you're in "finding dory." and i was like, yeah. and you're playing bailey the beluga whale. yeah. and he was, like, an issue with his sonar? and i was like, yeah, did you read an article? no, gret a's been telling us all about it. >> jimmy: oh. >> awe. >> and i realized that i've basically bullied my daughter into being my agent.
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i'm just imagining her sort of, like, going to school going, like, "so, this is really important for my dad that i tell you he's in a movie, he's playing a whale." >> jimmy: well, you should be very ashamed of yourself, ty. >> yeah. >> jimmy: eugene, you don't have young kids but do you have grandkids or like nieces and nephews that are going to this? >> no. [ laughter ] no. i know no children. [ laughter ] i have no children. i don't know any kids. >> on purpose. >> honestly, i had so many tickets i had to give away because -- >> that was part of the plea deal. [ laughter ] >> no children in the forecast. >> jimmy: no neighbors, nothing? >> no grandchildren, no -- i don't even have neighbors with kids. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ed, how did you get involved in this? you play a friendly but grumpy octopus, right? >> not really very friendly. >> jimmy: little bit. >> but grumpy, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. you getting a lot of grumpy calls?
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like "hey, there's something grumpy, where's ed?" [ laughter ] >> i don't know why. no, i got a call from my manager, mark gervitz, who you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he said "they want you to play an octopus on "dory." and i said "well okay, that's pixar." "yeah." i said "well, okay, can i see the script?" "there's no script." i said "well, can i see sides, anything?" "there's nothing." so, i'm assuming it's a cameo. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i said, "well, why should i do something, mark, when i don't even know what it is?" he said, "it's pixar." so, i did it, and i thought it business a cameo. >> jimmy: yeah, right? >> you know, four hour session and it doesn't seem to end. you know and then, in three months we'll get you back, i came back another one. i said "gee, i guess it's a bigger part, i didn't know." >> because it's three -- we've been working for three years to do this. >> jimmy: yeah.
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>> can i just say, i'd fire the manager. >> jimmy: don't fire the don't listen to albert. >> he's here tonight. >> well, in that case. >> jimmy: it took three years, it was time well spent. it is unbelievable. this movie looks like the real sea. [ cheers and applause ] it really is something. i know you guys going to the premiere. have you all seen it yet? you've all seen it. all right, well, very good. albert, you've seen it? yeah, you have not seen it. okay? >> no, i just wanted to lie. i'm going to see it tonight. >> jimmy: you're just playing along. >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, thank you guys for coming. the movie is called "finding dory." it opens in theaters friday. the kids are going to love it. we'll be right back.
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♪ hey, hey, what's going on? it's your boy, big snoop d-o-double-g. and we're about to catch some footage from the 1954 nba finals. roll the tape. jump ball. neither one of them had hops. is that a black man out there? [ laughter ] that's a black man out there. hold it, hold it, hold it. he got a white glove on. a black man with a white glove on. good d, good d. good d. push that, push that, push that, push that. where's the black dude? where's the black dude? get the ball to the black dude. to the black dude. there you go. why did you pass the ball? [ laughter ] oh, this is when basketball was based on ten passes before you shot. and then he tries a "boo-boo sky-hook." this is garbage basketball right here. you the only black dude on the court, you didn't take the shot?
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there you go! [ cheers and applause ] black man, two, white guys, none. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, snoop. that's a lesson in the history of basketball from our friend snoop dogg. well, that is it for our game time. our time has expired, the clock has run out. but i'd like to thank the cast of "finding dory." ellen degeneres, ed o'neill, ty burrell, albert brooks, eugene levy and kaitlin olson. guillermo, is there anyone that you would like to thank tonight? >> snoop dogg again. >> jimmy: you'd like to thank snoop dogg again. all right. we have a new show later tonight with kevin hart and music from fitz and the tantrums. we'll see you then. thanks for watching.
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