♪ >> jimmy: only one here speaking like that from now on. you probably know donald trump is keen on suing people. according to usa today he's been involved in at least 3500 lawsuits so far in his life. that's a lot. most people sue or get sued once, maybe three times in their lives. by the way, when i'm vice president, i will propose a lifetime cap. you'll get five lawsuits and that's it, so choose wisely. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know? but until that time we have to deal with wealthy people filing as many suits as they want. that's bad news for the legal system but good news for lawyers on both sides. >> have you or someone you love been sued by donald trump? call greenberg and greenberg today. we've successfully defended literally thousands of donald trump soughts like this. >> i switched over to dancing with the stars. donald trump sued me for 4

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the series goes on forever. we decided to have fun with that. we asked people to claim to be l.a. kings fans if they were excited that the kings won the stanley cup, which, of course they didn't. that didn't stop the fans from celebrating anyway in tonight's stanley cup finals edition of lie witness news. >> we're out talking about the people about the exciting victories by the kings taking home the stanley cup again. who's excited? >> excited? i think i'm very excited. i'm sure the rest of my family the. we're a huge stanley -- we're a huge hockey fans. >> did you watch the game together last night? >> we couldn't, but we listened to it on the radio. >> what were you doing? your hon you're listening and hearing it. you're getting excited. what's going on? >> it's kind of hard to describe because there's so many things going on at the same time. but what i can tell you from one

word is just pandemonium. >> when the victory happened last night people were out in the streets, victory celebrations exploded. >> it was crazy out here. i went down to b dubs. i seen a lot of it. >> my favorite player is john than click. >> i can't wait to touch the stanley cup that you won. >> go kings, 2016 stanley cup victors. >> you're a big fan? >> season tickets. >> the victory by the kings last night, did you catch any of the game? >> they didn't play. >> you're smarter than all the other people out here today. [ applause ] >> we'll break him eventually. don't worry. >> jimmy: are you familiar with kids bop? you know what that is?

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>> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from fitz and the tantrums. from "unreal" constance zimmer is here. first tech news. apple unveiled a few things today. apple called developers to remind everyone that they still make a watch. they showed off a new operating system for the iphone and ipad. they showed off some improvements for apple tv and new upgrades for siri. now siri will be available on your computer and i think on your watch. apple and many countries are focussed on getting us to talk to our phones and computers. watches. and they don't realize the reason we use these things in the first place is because we don't want to talk to anybody. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want a phone that keeps quiet and doesn't even turn on. tonight was game five of the nba

finals. because i am fortunate enough to host a television show yrve, i o chance to sit down with two young superstars from each team. this is part two of my exclusive two-part interview with steph curry and lebron james. ♪ >> do you think the cavaliers are more motivated than your team seeing as how you beat them last finals? uh-huh. your team is healthy this year, how do you feel about this? lebron, are you pooping? lebron is pooping. >> this is steph's pregame ritual. he passes the ball to one of his t teammates over and over again. it's unorthodox, but obviously, it works. just speak right into that,

yeah, right. yeah. just -- yeah. >> steph, some have called you the jiggliest player in the nba right now. do you think that's true? huh? yes? are you going to eat this microphone? right. you know, on the court it seems lebron is much bigger than steph, but when you're holding them, steph is quite a bit heavier. no offense. >> jimmy: so while we're on the subject of kids, i have a baby daughter. she's almost two, and i'm always looking for things we might have in common. music is one of them. and don't get me wrong. i love the song the wheels on the bus but after the 40 th time in a row, i'm anxious for some variety. so i took matters into my own hands and teamed up with ice cube and friends to produce this great new album of kid friendly

hip hop songs we can all enjoy. >> what up [ bleep ]. it's your boy ice cube. i've been seeing kidz bop for years. why can't we do it with hip hop? i got some of my hardest, and we took out all the [ bleep ] so they can finally enjoy my songs. here's "today was a good day". ♪ and it runs to deep, so deep ♪ i didn't have to have a school day. i got to say today was a snow day ♪ >> what? it's lil john. if you thought these kids couldn't get low, then you were wrong [ bleep ]er. ♪ on the playground, with the ball ♪

♪ let's all play tether ball ♪ smack smack smack smack that ball ♪ >> what's up? if you heard my paranoid, you'll love it even more without the naughty language. ♪ i see all the bubbles in the tub. got to hide from my mother ♪ ♪ i thinkmy mommy's trying to scrub me up ♪ ♪ baby, i'm a dirty boy ? >> these [ bleep ] got flow and dance moves. that's why i had to get them to do the cover of [ bleep ] problems. ♪ that's my trucking problem ♪ if you find some dirt and rocks, that's the problem ♪ ♪ maybe can i solve it >> this is big shawn. i always thought kids needed

their own version of i don't [ bleep ] with you. ♪ i can't tie my shoes ♪ there's things i would rather learn to do ♪ ♪ no, i can't tie my shoe ♪ i can't tie 'em, i can't tie 'em, nope ♪ >> prove what i always said. you can do the heat without all the cusses, which is why i also head them cover our nwa classic, [ bleep ] the police. >> hug the police, come on, plug the police ♪ ♪ let's give them a hug >> all the for the low price of mother hugging $19.99. call today mother hugger. >> jimmy: thanks to all of them. tonight on the show music from fitz and the tantrums.

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>> jimmy: tonight from the peabody award winning show "unreal," constance zimmer is here. then a great band from right here in los angeles. this is their self-titled album. fitz and the tantrums from the samsung outdoor stage. later this week, the great oprah winfrey will bless us. mindy kaling and ben mendelsohn will be here. and we will have music from garbage and meghan trainor. >> jimmy: our first guest is one of the most successful shoe salesmen-turned- comedians in show business history. he has a big movie coming out just in time for sandal season. "central intelligence," co-starring dwayne johnson, opens friday. please welcome kevin hart. [ applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: you smell like leather. >> thank you. oh. >> jimmy: it's good to see you. >> it's good to be seen. you look good. >> jimmy: i know you've been traveling. if v you been following the nba finals? >> i'm a man, yes. yes i have. i'm very much into it right now. >> jimmy: where have you been? have you been out of the country? >> i've been everywhere. i'm what you call a renaissance man. i do it all. >> jimmy: that's what i've always said about you. what are you cheering for? >> i like greatness. you have two different scenarios, lebron james is, quote unquote, the best player in the nba. it's arguable but the truth. this guy has been there six times. i would love to see something happen within the six times but on the other hand, you have steph. steph is having an amazing season. i love that he and his team made

history. a unanimous vote for mvp and now the chance to cap it off with a back to back championship. to say i witnessed history and saw it, that's -- >> jimmy: who are you cheering for? >> i'm trying to avoid that part. >> jimmy: you run into them all the time, right? who's your all time favorite basketball player? >> michael jordan. >> jimmy: along the way you've run into michael jordan? >> a couple times. mike still might be mad at me. true story. >> jimmy: why? >> listen, i pissed him off. he had an event. mike had a charity event in las vegas. they called me. they wanted me to host the event. i get there to host the event and it's something where they're like auctioning things and -- it's a real tight crowd. >> jimmy: rich people. >> everybody's neck was really straight. so i get up there and i'm like man, loosen up, relax. have a good time.

as i'm saying stuff, i lock eyes with mike. he's in the front row, and i start teasing him. i'm like man, what age do you get to where it's okay to wear your pants that high and nobody addresses it. you tell me i'm the only one that thinks mike is past the legal limit to waist? it was fun jokes. he had the little square mustache at the time. i was like what's that. it looks like a thumbprint, like you just smelled something. and nobody was laughing. it got to the point where nobody was laughing. he's looking straight. he's actually giving me a look like you're going to keep going? you ain't going to stop. i don't care. i'm having a good time. i was laughing. i may or may not have been drunk at the time. [ laughter ] >> i'm i hit him with one more. nobody said nothing. it gets over and i see him. i'm like what up, mike.

he shook my hand and squeezed it real hard and was like you have a good day. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. i ain't seen him since. >> jimmy: oh, no, wow. >> he still my favorite player, though. if i see him again, i'll ask him about it. like you better lose the attitude. >> jimmy: it seems like when a guy has a hitler mustache, his friends should intervene. >> i'm big on telling people things that make me uncomfortable. if there's something about your appearance that makes me uncomfortable, i'm going to address it. mike's pants made me uncomfortable. it was like a dress pant. it wasn't a jean. it was like a slack. who wears a slack right here? >> jimmy: michael jordan. that's who. >> technically he can, if anybody can. >> jimmy: for those who don't know, you're engaged. for how long have you been engaged? [ applause ] . >> sorry, ladies. it's almost over.

i've been engaged for two years. about to get married. >> jimmy: you are? i was wondering about that. it seemed like you've been engaged the last 11 times i saw you. >> i have. i didn't know her yet. you got to figure it out. >> jimmy: first get engaged. >> draw it out as long as you can. >> jimmy: are you involved in the planning of the wedding? >> in the beginning i didn't want to be. i made a very strong point saying do not involve me with any of it. i just want to make you happy. i want to pay for it, but i don't want the questions. i don't want to go back and forth. and then i wound up getting involved, and now i'm worse than her. [ laughter ] once you in, you in. i'm like i don't know if i like those flowers. let me see another one. i don't know if i like that dressing. let me taste it. let me see that napkin. no, that doesn't feel right. let me see another one. you get in. once you really get involved, you get involved.

>> jimmy: home people are you inviting to the wedding? >> we don't want it too crazy. right now we're at 175. >> jimmy: will it end there? >> at max 200. it's all her people. none of my people. my people didn't know i was getting married until i said it on this show. i'll have to explain it in the morning. >> jimmy: so you didn't really invite your whole family? >> no. >> jimmy: why? >> i want it to be small. i don't want it something grand. >> jimmy: when they say you got her aunt uncle -- >> it's for her. >> jimmy: it's for her? >> yeah. you go, do that. >> jimmy: but you kipicked out e napkins. >> that will piss me off if i see it on the floor. it's a good napkin. i can't remember the pronunciation of the cloth. it's expense i. if i see people wipe their mouth and not appreciate it, it's really going to piss me off. i'm making eye contact. you see why i picked that, don't

you? yeah. it was the best one they had. >> jimmy: who's your best man? >> my son is my best man. >> jimmy: how old is your son? >> he's eight. >> jimmy: that's going to be the worst bachelor party ever. >> i got nothing going on. >> jimmy: a bounce house. >> i just wanted to include my son and my daughter, because those are the closest people to me. this is a big day. i want them to remember this day, but i think it shows my level of love. you know, you guys are going to walk me down the aisle. son, you're acting as my best man. >> jimmy: is he going to give a toast? >> if he wants to. it's not -- i don't have a lot of rules. i don't like -- i don't want the wedding to be too formal where you can't have a good time. i want the ceremony, top, seven minutes. nobody want to hear that all day. i hate going to people's weddings. you hear this and then the grand mom gets up. >> jimmy: is this your way of

getting out of writing your vows? >> yes. >> jimmy: kevin hart is here. his movie is called "central intelligence". we'll be right back.