>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, liev schreiber, from "roadies," carla gugino, and music from the head and the heart. and now, here's jimmy kimmel. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a very gifted actor who is as

comfortable reading lines from shakespeare as he is marvel comics. l.a. is basically the surface of the sun with a lot of boob jobs on it. may was the hottest may on record. april was the hottest april. so was march, february, and now the hottest june so far. if global warming is a hoax, they're doing a really good job with it. i believe it completely. i came up with an ingenious solution, fashion wise. i asked our ward robe department to do this. align my suit with otter pops. [ applause ] i have all the flavors. and i have a snow cone down the front of my pants. hillary clinton gave a speech in columbus, ohio, she called trump an uncaring business man.

which i guess is supposed to be an insult, except those are the exact words he has printed on his business card. donald trump, uncaring businessman. and said his policies would lead to a surge in unemployment. he's famous primarily for firing people on television. about the speech, clinton's senior advisor said if we were to put trump behind the wheel of the american economy, he would drive us off a cliff. that's ridiculous. he's going to drive us into a wall, a nice beautiful wall paid for by mexico. paid for by you. yes. he wants the pin code for your atm. >> no wall. >> meanwhile, trump is entering the election that worst disadvantage for any candidate ever. clinton has $42 million in the

bank and trump has only $1.3 million. that's not enough to buy a degree at trump university and hillary has about 700 staffers. trump only has 70. and most of them are just there to stop him from tweeting in the middle of the night. no matter how hard hrivals try, no one has been able to slow him down, except us. we literally slow him down and it looks like this. >> where's that horse? hey you want to hit the papers tomorrow? let's get that horse. i'll ride that horse. ♪ [ applause ] >> please get him a horse. he doesn't have staff to get him

a horse. this is something to keep in mind next time you go to the doctor. this is something i plan to work on when i'm vice president. doctors who got a free meal from pharmaceutical company rep were more likely to prescribe medication. the reason your doctor thinks s simbacot is right for him is because the pizza was right. 95% of these meals were under $20. somehow bribing doctors is the only place where health care costs are down in american medicine. but i know what i plan to do. just to make sure he gives me the medication i really need, i'm bringing him a lasagna. i fight food with food. it's my policy. i have otter pops. [ applause ]

now, i presume you're all familiar with kickstarter, the website where people go to get funding for their inventions. i've even contributed to a bunch of them but this is called licky brush. it's for cat lovers and this is what it does. >> have you ever wanted to lick your cat? now you can without the fur balls. cats groom each other as a form of social bonding. as a human you're left out of this intimate ritual. with licki belt, you can lick your cat back. ♪ >> okay. so, this is not a joke. this is a real product. and i feel i need know more about what is going on here so we tracked down the people who invented the licki brush.

apparently it took two people and joining us on the wall of america, please say hello to jason and tara o'mara. >> hi, everyone. hi jimmy. >> you're a married couple? >> that's correct. >> so, you married a guy whose last name was o'mara? >> that's how i knew it was true love. my name would rhyme. >> let's start from the beginning, who came up with this idea and why? >> it was really a joint effort. but we watch our cats groom each other a lot. it's a intimate ritual between the mother and baby kittens. humans shouldn't be left out of this bonding opportunity. >> so, this is a sex toy then is

what you're saying? >> no. but people want to use it that way and that's okay. >> how many cats do you have? >> we have three. sammy bruce, and chest nut. they've been good testers for all our crazy cat products. >> they have no choice really if you think about it. how do you get to the development stage? >> we had another cat project a few years ago, shrew the intelligent cat companion. and we wanted the support of all our backers. so, we got a 3d printed prototype and knew we wanted to do another kick starter and we shared it with the original product backers and were pretty

negative. they're more of a tech crowd. >> so, this is the product i have here. why is it green? shouldn't it be a pinkish color? >> we're limited by the 3d option. to fool the cat, it has to be pink. >> i think this cat is dead. oh, no, this is a robot cat. >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: do i put it in my mouth? >> go with the cat's fur. hold the cat close. >> jimmy: okay. >> good, good. yeah. [ applause ] he likes it. good do it more. >> jimmy: what if you're in the middle of using this when the

ups guy shows up? >> that's why we say to use it in the privacy of your own home. >> jimmy: robot cat likes it. >> there's plenty of hand brushes. we wanted something different. something that really helps you bond with the cat. >> jimmy: this is definitely diffa different. and you have not only have you met with -- how much money were you looking for? >> we were trying to raise 36,500 and we are close to 50,000. the campaign ends on sunday, which co insides with cat-con in l.a. come say hi to us. >> jimmy: we'll see you at cat-con. i'm allergallergic. but i will lick this robot cat at home.

>> jimm >> it's soothing, isn't it? >> jimmy: yes, it's a wonderful, wonderful product and i'm sure all the insane people who have ordered it will be very pleased. thank you for chatting with us. [ applause ] keep us posted on your next -- whatever you've come up with next. i have an idea for a giant litter box for people you might want to think about. when we come back, the world has a whole new batch of emojis to deal with and we read text messages from actual dads. so stick around. honey, did you call the insurance company? not yet, i'm... folding the laundry! can you?

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♪ welcome back to the show. first, you know today's a very special holiday. today is national selfie day. if you remember the kardashian family, this is the holiest day of the year. some of you are too young to remember but there was a time in our country's history was the only way to get a picture of ourselves was someone else had to take it but now we can take all the pictures of ourselves that we want. maybe god is punishing us for having a national selfie day. 72 new emojis were released today. they're limited and they come out with new ones only once in a while. a strip of bacon, pancakes, an egg. a croissant, an avocado emoji,

although it cost as dollar more. let's put a few of the new emojis up on the wall. these are real emojis people are able to use on their phone. this is a selfie emoji or someone got their arm chewed off by a bear. this is an emoji of your mom trying to understand what emojis are. for a long time wreee've had on one way to represent the human pen and that was the egg plant emoji but now we have a baguette, weevl 've got a cucum a carat and a croissant if your arer one of those guys. there you have it. our lives are 72 emojis fuller. there's good news for dads. parents, for whatever reason and certainly not for a lack of trying, with a few exceptions

have failed to master the art of texting. we had staffers read texts from their mom. so, in the interest of equal time, we went around the office and asked them to read real text from their real dads. we hope you enjoy them and we hope they result in lessons learned. so, here we go. ♪ >> hey, this is your dad, if by any chance you still may be looking for a gift for me and i'm not anticipating that you're getting me a gift, but if you were looking for one i need sunglasses bad. i just lost my current pair of sunglasses. sincerely bill. >> my dad texts incomplete thoughts. yeah, there are things in l.a., dad. >> my dad texted me.

this is exactly the kind of [ bleep] i hate. my dad drunk texts me anytime he's on vacation. hey, mom, you might want to get him some water. >> my dad's not very good at texting.

thanks, dad. >> by the way, i tried to take a nap but couldn't so i went to the gym and put on some old school. i did five miles, 65 minutes on the elliptical machine. totally cool. >> i told my dad mitt romney was going to be on the show and he sent me this. this is from a 70-year-old man.

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♪ >> jimmy: our next guest has shared the screen with everybody from robert de niro to alf. now she teams with luke wilson as one of the two best-looking roadies in the history of rock and roll. "roadies" premieres sunday night on showtime. this will be fun. we'll have music from dnc and

djkhaled and christina aguilera. very special. our first guest tonight is a gifted actor who's as comfortable reading shakespeare as marvel comics. the season four premiere of "ray donovan" airs this sunday night at 9:00. please welcome liev schreiber. how's it going? good to see you. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: you look well. you look handsome and fit. >> barely made it. well, we were shooting today in calabasas and i had one of those senior moments and i left my clothes in the trailer to get

here and i arrived and looked in the back of my car and my suit wasn't there. your guy came down and we talkered about who to switch ward robe with. >> jimmy: guillermo would usually be the choice. >> we decided to wait for my suit. so, junior, this amazing guy who drives my trailer around drove all the way here. he drove my trailer here because it had left the set and he drove the trailer here -- amazing. >> jimmy: that's the trailer. >> that's junior parked right outside. >> jimmy: that's what he delivered your suit in? wow. that's crazy. >> my suit, you know, gets top billing. >> jimmy: thanks to junior or you would have been naked here tonight. [ applause ] you know, i have a suit made of otter pops i could loan you.

>> what are otter pops. >> jimmy: you never had them? >> oh, the things you put in the freezer? i'd like to see that. i had a great sunday with the boys back in new york. well, first i took them all to see "hamilton." which is amazing. >> jimmy: did they like it? the boys. >> sasha thought they were talking too fast and didn't quite understand it but he enjoyed it. he enjoyed the singing and the spectacle and the rapping. if you've ever heard of this, it's the most amazing thing. >> jimmy: i know kind of what it is. >> there's this community of people who hide things and then they give you the cordinates and then there's these puzzles and you find things. they'll be under a rock or the hole, the tree. and we made a list of seven

things we could find and inside the little box, an a ammo cash, inside will be a log book and you can take something or leave something and we didn't know you were supposed to leave something and the boys wanted to take things. >> jimmy: taking is more fun. >> so, they immediately began to search around on the ground for something and i said no it has to be something that means something for you. and saulsha finds a .09 millimer casing. >> jimmy: in new york? why do they put stuff in there? >> i have no idea. they feel international. >> jimmy: are you given latitude and longitude? >> yeah and you put it in the phone and the kids love the phone. >> jimmy: what kind of stuff did

they leave? >> you leave a card from your home town. after we put the bullet casing, i said come on guys. we got magnets that said new york so people would know that's where we were from. >> jimmy: you don't chop off a finger? >> i only just started. >> jimmy: when you get into extreme geo cashing, that will be something that you do. do the boys understand what you do for a living? do they see your movies and know what's going on? >> i don't do anything my children can see. they really have no idea what i do. you know, they see -- >> jimmy: what about "x-men" they seen that? [ applause ] >> they seen subway posters -- my children are seven and eight years old. i made the mistake recently --

because they wanted to know who sabertooth was and i thought this was okay. i play kind of a super hero and i should show my kids and it was horrible. it's just the most awful, gruesome, i'm such a bad person in that film. i stuck my hand into will i am and grabbed his heart and made a joke boabout killing him and my and 8-year-old sitting there like -- and once you started it, you can't really stop. >> jimmy: no, you really can't. wow, do you want to do something they can watch? >> yeah, i do. badly. badly. any child's programming thing that comes to me these days, i'm in. i just finished working on the my little pony movie. >> jimmy: for real? >> yes. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: it's an animated movie? do you kill any ponies? >> here's the irony. my kids really don't know what i do but from the sides of buses and subway posters, they've gathered that i'm a very bad person. so, when my little pony came, i said perfect. and of course they want me to play the evil monster who eviscerates all the little ponies. >> jimmy: are the ponies really being eviscerated? i have a daughter. i need to figure out what we're going to watch. >> no, it's safe. >> jimmy: if anybody has an appropriate movie for liev, he'd love to hear about it.

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>> what did you do? >> i hit him. he saw something. >> jimmy: that is leeciev schrer in the season premier of "ray donovan." you directed this episode, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you yell action? does someone else do that for you? how does that go? >> i decided pretty early on that i didn't want to yell action. it's actually cut that's worse because when your arer with another actor and they do something and they're looking at you and you suddenly go cut.

it's antisocial. its a really tough gig. >> jimmy: you posted a photograph of one of your costars this season. that's pearl. >> jimmy: why is pearl in prison? >> well, that's just where she lives. i mean, that's her cage. >> jimmy: this is a lemur? >> we have all these scenes that are russian mob kind of sex parties. >> jimmy: right. and you need a lemur for stuff like that. >> that's what they said to me. i said why do we have a lemur and they said because we're having russian sex party things and i went i'll go with that. i'm russian. a lemur. not a guerilla or a tiger. but a lemur. >> jimmy: did they do research

determining that there were lemurs at russian sex parties? >> i have a feeling someone had a lemur and wanted them on tv. >> jimmy: i don't blame them. if i had a lemur, i would want it to be on tv also. >> i had a bunch of scenes with her. and they would smear banana on my fingers so that when i walked by and i would feed her, which was nice and as i'd walk by the cage, she'd jump on the shelf and follow me around because of my banana fingers. you know, i'll tell you something after the lemur licked my fingers, i realized why they had her at russian mob sex parties. >> jimmy: liev schreiber, the season premier of "ray donovan"

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. still ahead, music from the head and the heart. our next guest has shared the screen with everybody from robert de niro to alf. now she teams with luke wilson as one of the two best-looking roadies in the history of rock and roll. "roadies" premieres sunday night on showtime. please say hello to carla gugino. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. i hear you're our neighbor now. >> we're literally shooting right there. >> jimmy: i was over there yesterday and i saw something going on and turns out it was you. >> jimmy: id >> i'd like to say i have that much pull. anytime where there's a wax museum, wax figures, it's a

surreal, awesome world. >> jimmy: our audience knows but this is the weirdest block you could possibly work on. >> i was walking in from my car at 5:40 this morning and a man only wearing a speedo fully painted in gold wearing a cowboy hat. it was awesome. these are my people. >> jimmy: that's his pregame prep is what it is. >> you looked fantastic. let me tell you. >> oh, thank you. >> i live in new york. i love new york. >> jimmy: do you stay in a hotel? >> no, i actually rented a place in venice. in new york everyone complains about the fact tat you can't sleep, sighn ares, sierns, a r city. i live on a street with a

firehouse. i don't hear anything. so, i come to l.a. -- >> jimmy: that's bad if there's a fire, by the way. >> no. i'm going down, down with the apartment. but i moved here and i'm like okay, great. i'll be in venice. it will be breezy and beautiful and it is. there's bamboo outside my bungalow. and one of my co stars lives down stairs, so we're like melrose place. and there's this woman -- first of all, everyone around me either grows weed or smokes weed. no judgment passed but it's a wafting aroma. but in addition, this one woman, i think, we call her black lung, has a cough that is like nothing you've ever heard in your life. i mean, it's at all ours and it's as if she's in your window

like this and it basically sounds like -- i don't know if i can do it but i'm -- literally like [ coughing] like literally. so, this is 4:00 in the morning. there she is. >> jimmy: really? >> 11:30 at night. i do not know. i keep thinking i'm going to drop cough syrup in a basket anonymously at the door but the funniest part is it went on for three weeks -- >> jimmy: three week snz. >> it's been months. but before we said anything to each other, my down stairs neighbor and us because i kept thinking maybe it is him and he was thinking maybe it's me. so one day i said i have to talk to you about this coughing and he's like it's not you. >> jimmy: you should also call 911 if the coughing stops.

>> i'm concerned for her. this is a plea for her health, guys. >> jimmy: this show "roadies" is made by cameron crow. and "almost famous" was a journalist and a kid representing him. and this is a guy who know as lot about music and life on the road. is that a fun thing for you being part of that? >> this has been an extraordinary experiences. one of the keys to being able to do anything well is to create an environment in which people can be creative and he does it in spayeds. every day you want to go to work. we're working 14, 16 hours -- >> jimmy: like he rented you an apartment where there's non-stop coughing. >> no. that was completely my choice. i didn't listen oen that first day clearly when i went and looked at the place. >> jimmy: when you go to a

conce concert, you have insight into what's happening. >> i think i recently -- i have no social life except for on the show and i love the people, which is great. but i got invited by dear friend of mine, her husband is out of town and bought her beyonce tickets, very good husband move. so, i went in his stead. she was incredible as she is. and we were leaving the rose bowl which seats 80,000 people. i wasn't thinking clearly because i was on no sleep. i had worked until like 4:00 in the morning. but basically we were like we'll uber. we'll figure it out. not smart. ended up walking in the -- there's an uber stand there but i couldn't find it so we ended

up walking for a good at least mile in heels. finally getting to an intersection where there were people and cars and i looked up and saw this sweet looking tow truck driver by himself and everything my parents taught me about don't talk to strangers went out the door and i was like, hi, can we get a ride with you out of here and he said yes. i'm carrying my heels at this point. not sure if he actually recognized me. he kept staring at me and basically there's so much traffic he's like this is a shortcut. so, we start going down these random dark roads and he starts rolling up the side window and i'm like air is good. we're totally fine with the air. >> jimmy: why was he rolling down the window? >> i'm not sure. he was eeth ither guardian ange

my serial killer. turns out he was obviously a guardian angel. like, st. ramon or something. >> jimmy: or perhaps he wasn't and you got out of the truck full of chains and hooks quickly. >> he could have had a moment where he was -- okay. they're out. >> jimmy: so you got an uber from a tow truck driver? >> i did. and then i had to go to venice. it was the most expensive travel in l.a. that i could have possibly done. >> jimmy: you have to rethink things because it sounds like your life is all screwed up. you can't go home, home to a concert. >> jimmy: y . >> you can see why i want to be there 16 hours a day. >> jimmy: "roadies."

and right back with music from the head and the heart. >> announcer: the jimmy kimmal live concert ♪

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. >> announcer: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank liev schreiber, carla gugino and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, their album "signs of light" comes out september 9th. here with the song "all we ever knew," the head and the heart. [ applause ] ♪ when i wake up in the morning i see nothing ♪ ♪ for miles and miles and miles when i sleep in the evening oh lord ♪ ♪ there she goes only in dreams she's only in dreams ♪ ♪ well, well my love we've been here before

don't drag me through this again ♪ ♪ we tried everything under the sun now i'm trying to wake up from this ♪ ♪ i'm trying to make up for it ♪ ♪ all we ever do is all we ever knew ♪ ♪ la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ ♪ la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la ♪ ♪ you don't see why you would there's no love to give ♪ ♪ well what goes around comes around i know sometimes you get so caught in a dream ♪ ♪ but now it's time to wake up from this it's time to make up for it ♪

♪ it's time to wake up from this yes it's time to wake up from this ♪ ♪ it's time to make up for it ♪ ♪ all we ever do is all we ever knew ♪ ♪ la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm feeling low feeling high feeling down why isn't this enough ♪ ♪ i'm feeling low feeling high feeling down

why isn't this enough ♪ ♪ all we ever do is all we ever knew ♪ ♪ all we ever do it's time to wake up from this ♪ ♪ la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la la, la, la ♪ ♪ la, la, l, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la ♪ ♪ la, la, la, la, la la, la, la ♪ ♪ la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la ♪ [ applause ]

♪ put your dreams away for now i won't see you for some time ♪ ♪ i am lost in my mind i get lost in my mind ♪ ♪ momma once told me you're already home where you feel love ♪ ♪ i am lost in my mind i get lost in my mind ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ oh my brother your wisdom is all that i need ♪ ♪ well oh my brother don't you worry 'bout me ♪

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