i have been in the gay pride parade. i was dressed as one of the village people. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not joking. i've been in a couple of parades. in new orleans i was in the parade was someone dropped out, and at the last minute they asked me and my pal adam corolla to be the grand marshals. they had medallions that they didn't change, and they all had the other guy on them. we were throwing the medallions and people were going, geesh. >> that's what i'm going to be throwing out. there's a lot of them out there. >> jimmy: they had some left over from mine? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what are the perks of being the mayor? >> there are a few perks. i got a license plate that says honorary mayor around the boarder. i don't know if that's going to help me get out of tickets. the parking meter maids are very vicious where i live. >> jimmy: they are? >> if you're one second over, but i'm thinking if they see my plate, they'll give me a couple more seconds.

>> jimmy: i doubt it. do you still have to feed meters? >> i'm going to try that. i'm going to try not feeding the meter and see what happens. but i'll be nearby and i can jump in the car and say i'm back. you know how you do that? even if i don't have to pay for parking, i like the idea of putting the credit card in and pulling it out. when it says approved, that makes me feel so good. [ applause ] >> i feel validated. approved. it's hard to get approved for things these days. even if it costs $0.25, to be approved for 25 cents, thank you very much. >> jimmy: that's a great way of looking at it. you always see the bright side. do you have a plan for the summer with the family? >> you're so nosey. we'll do a little traveling. my goal this summer is to drink more water and stay hydrated. i usually don't drink a lot of

water. lo lu lugy, is that it? i drink about eight bottles of water, but i'm exhausted because i get up to pea at night. i need to reverse the process. it's embarrassing, too. [ applause ] five timers? all right. >> jimmy: i've been there. >> it's embarrassing when you're at someone's house and you have to keep using their bathroom. can i use your bathroom real quick? i'm thinking not too quick. don't get messy. here's what you don't want to hear. can i use your bathroom? i'm going to be a while. got any newspapers or anything? i'm going to be in there for a while. i like to go to bathroom at somebody's house like during a

dinner party. i excuse myself, can i use your bathroom, and then i use the bathroom and i come back to the middle of the dinner party, and a few minutes later i go do you guys have a plunger? [ laughter ] >> real quick. >> jimmy: it is important to have a plunger for those situations. how old is your son? >> he's nine. >> jimmy: nine? >> and your daughter is -- >> jimmy: i have two. one is 24 and the other is two. >> pack to back. i like that. [ laughter ] >> yeah. sometimes i go a long time inbetween too. [ laughter ] >> my son is nine, and i don't know what your daughter is into. my son loves to get dizzy. >> jimmy: my daughter likes that too. >> i think it's the first time you experience a hallucination as a person. it's like a gateway drug to drinking. >> jimmy: i agree.

it makes me a little bit worried, like she likes getting dizzy. >> yeah. what does that mean? i don't care if that's all he does for the rest of his life. if other kids are drinking and smoking dope, you guys, you mind if i move this couch and get dizzy? i got extra helmets. >> jimmy: that would be nice. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that would be weird but nice. is he playing sports? i know you're a really good athlete, actually. >> i m an excellent athlete. >> jimmy: you are. i've seen you in action. >> have you ever been to a professional basketball game? >> jimmy: i have been. >> unbelievable. these guys, they play full court. back and forth, back and forth. unbelievable. but, yeah, i try to teach -- it's the same with my wife and kid. i try to teach them how to hit the ball. golf. they don't want to know anything from me, but i don't know what

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>> jimmy: christina aguilera is on the way. >> jimmy: our next guest didn't invent snapchat, but he might as well have. he is a master of social media, music producer and cocoa butter king. his new album is called "major key." you can pre-order it starting sunday. they didn't want him to be here, but he is. please say hello to dj khaled. [ applause ] ♪ >> i'm great. >> jimmy: good to see you. you've been on senate chat talking about your new album. you're going to reveal it. should we do it now? >> any time is always the right time. the key is, it's always that time [ applause ] >> and the more we know, the more the show will continue to be bigger and bigger every day. >> jimmy: that's true. >> first off, a shoutout to all

the fans in the building. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i forgot that. i'm sorry. i should have done that. this is a great album cover. >> you know, the album cover is 100% how can i say -- authentic, what i represent. you know what i'm saying, from my spiritual vibes to my beliefs, and that's a certain energy that i keep around me, positivity, at the same time, as a king. >> jimmy: right, as a king. a positive king. >> yeah, a positive king. >> jimmy: a benelolent ruler. >> special cloth. >> jimmy: i don't know what you're saying. but i will ask you in a moment, but first i'd like to present -- maybe we should have a drum roll. dj khaled's new album, "major

key". beautiful. wow. >> make some noise. [ cheers and applause ] >> let me see this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: there it is. >> do you see the greatness? jimmy, jimmy, do you see the flowers? do you see the light? you know, by the way, this lion, this is not photoshopped. >> jimmy: there was a real lion at your feet? >> a real lion. when i got with my team, epic, we the best, and i said i need to make sure we get a real lion. >> jimmy: did anyone on your team say that's a terrible idea? >> the guy that's in control of the insurance, yes. >> jimmy: he did say that? yeah. >> he definitely said that, but i had to tell them, my fans want to see the real deal. [ applause ] >> and that's the key. everything i do for my music, i

wanted the cover to be iconic, but at the same time, a message that's just powerful. you see that? >> jimmy: i see. >> look at my eyes. look at me and the lion, how we looking. >> jimmy: the flowers are beautiful, and in a way you're saying, like, hey, look, he may think he's the king of the jungle, but i'm the king of the jungle. i'm the king of this garden. >> the key is team work make a dream work. you know what i'm saying? [ applause ] >> that's what i feel about when i represent the lion, the lion is so powerful, and i feel like we live in a jungle. when i leave my house, i feel like i'm in a jungle. and we have to -- the lion protects our home. >> jimmy: really, the lion doesn't actually protect the home. the lion waits until the female lion catches something and then the lion steals it from the female and his own children, in the real jungle? >> you know what i learned about life?

everybody has their own perspective of things. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you have a more positive outlook than i do. >> i look at it totally different. i look at it as, you know yrv, a king. >> jimmy: speaking of a king protecting his cubs. you're about to have a baby, correct? >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: with your fiance. do you know if you're having a boy or a girl? >> a boy, my first child. [ applause ] >> i want to tell my son on the kimmel show, i love you. i got us. you know what i'm saying? that's why i'm in and out here working so hard, making sure i make the best music of my life and at the same time, everyday dedicate hard work, passion for my son. i worked my whole life. i always wanted a family. i loved kids, and i finally got the opportunity to have my kid, and my son, i can't wait to see you. >> jimmy: do you think when he comes out -- first of all, will you be snap chatting the birth? >> well, actually, i want to

snap choat the whole firth r birth. >> jimmy: what does your fiance say about that? >> the thing is, i'm the king. every queen should support the king. you know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: yeah. unless -- >> in live -- >> jimmy: unless the queen has her pants off and a baby is coming out of her. >> i'm going to talk to the doctor. as long as everything is going to be smooth, the queen is right and my son is right and it's running smooth with no -- you know, where i can just do my thing, i'm going to snap chat the whole thing. >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah. prepare. i got you. he's a young icon coming out. >> jimmy: do you think the baby will have a beard when he comes out? >> i absolutely think he's going to have a beard. >> jimmy: and will you, as the lion king, will you lift him like -- in the movie. do you raise him to the heavens? [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: these are things you to think about. >> absolutely. i talk to him every day. >> jimmy: you do? >> when i rub her belly, i play music for him. >> jimmy: what songs do you play? >> i've been playing a lot of bob marley. >> jimmy: he's going to come out smoking pot. you have to be careful. >> a lot of conscious music, but at the same time i play some jay-z and biggie and different vibes. but the key is that i just want him to be around and surrounded by positive energy. and greatness. we already making this baby room, putting pictures of michael jordan, muhammad ali, people that i'm inspired by, jay-z, biggie, or obama. >> jimmy: really? >> just greatness. >> jimmy: you met the president, right? how did that happen? what was the scenario there? >> well, you know, when i first met obama, we all at a table, and he walks in, when he walks

in, he has his chair. but the minute the man -- i'm going to call him the don. the don, you know what i'm saying, he was like this, and the minute he went like this, somebody pulled his chair, and boom, and then he went like this and the jacket just came off. you know what i'm saying? these are the things i look at. >> jimmy: i should have done that for you when you came out here. i'm sorry about that. >> when i seen that, i was like i expected that -- that royalty. you know what i'm saying? we had cloth talk. >> jimmy: you did? >> we did. >> jimmy: and cloth talk is when you talk about clothes? >> no. special cloth talk is my way of saying the realest talk ever, the holy grail, like this is it. this is 100% it. you know what i'm saying, the cloth, the finest, the greatest, and not everybody can talk cloth. you know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: i know what you're

saying. >> like, i'm special cloth alert on another level. >> jimmy: i know you are. you invented it. you have to be at the top level. >> there's a lot of people out there that talk cloth, basically the icons. >> jimmy: only the icons can talk cloth. >> definitely. >> jimmy: i wish we had another hour and a half, because i feel like we barely scratched the surface. we have much to learn -- >> jimmy. >> jimmy: yes. >> this is going to be the biggest album of the year. >> jimmy: you already have the binge biggest single with drake. >> it's called free. breaking records, number one on i tunes. then there's a new one with jay za called "i got the keys". more wins more blessings. >> jimmy: cloth talk. >> cloth talk. >> jimmy: dj khaled. "major key" can be pre-ordered starting on sunday. and we'll return with music from christina aguilera.

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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank to all my guests, nightline is next, but first, for the next three months the proceeds from the downloads of this song will be donated to the "national compassion fund", to benefit families of victims affected by the shooting in orlando. here with the song, "change," christina aguilera. ♪ when i was young i would look in the mirror didn't know it then but now it couldn't be clearer ♪ ♪ that i remember being filled with such wonder before learnin' that the world can be harsher ♪

♪ ooh -- mmm -- ♪ ♪ who you love or the color of your skin or the place that you were born and grew up in ♪ ♪ shouldn't decide how you will be treated 'cause we're all the same when everybody's breathing ♪ ♪ waiting for a change to set us free waiting for the day when you can be you ♪ ♪ and i can be me waiting for hope to come around waiting for the day when ♪ ♪ hate is lost and love is found ♪ ♪ waiting for a change waiting for a change change

change ♪ ♪ for all the brave and the souls who went before us stand tall be proud and lift your voices ♪ ♪ let 'em know who we are and our choices and one day we won't have to sing this chorus ♪ ♪ waiting for a change to set us free waiting for the day when you can be you ♪ ♪ and i can be me waiting for hope to come around waiting for the day ♪ ♪ when hate is lost and love is found waiting for a change waiting for a change ♪

♪ ooh change hold on change ♪ ♪ when i was young i would look in the mirror didn't see it then but now it couldn't be clearer ♪ tonight the young ex-marine mom in a murder for hire plot.

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