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will of all stripes at an event called political fest with memorabilia and history on display and the front end of a replica airforce one. city officials working hard to show philadelphia in its best light for the dnc but having a large homeless population presents a tough challenge, how to get them more help and get them off the streets before the nation turns its attention here and christie joins us live along the been franklin parkway with more, christie? >> monica this is the same strategy the city used when the pope came to town last year. the city says this is not about hiding the homeless, just helping them but some living out the street they say they feel otherwise. >> it was right where they put the picnic tables and stuff is where i sleep. >> reporter: on any given night more than 700 people are sleeping on philadelphia's street and hamilton is one of them. >> last night they came through
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and said as of sunday we will have to leave. >> reporter: the d. this c is a week away and she says she is thing displaced and helping the most vulnerable meaning two dozen out reach workers will hit the streets at 110 more beds are valuable in shelters to those who choose to use it. >> use the shelter? >> hoping to be out of here soon. >> house not hidden and give them an opportunity to have respite and a break and want them to be able to get connected to services. working around the clock during the convention especially on days when the heat triggers a code red and 300 ministries that serves the homeless. >> during the time of of events is the numbers increase and needham ample food and extra supplies and what we need so the homeless can have a great, wholesome meal. for hamilton what is your plantar the dnc? >> going where the beds is or to
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a safe haven. >> reporter: now legally outreach workers cannot force people into homeless shelters but if there is excessive heat warning that triggers a code red during the dnc they can be forced indoors, on the parkway action six news. live coverage of dnc from the wells fargo center starts this friday and the entire news team is ready to give you every angle and hope you join us as our city takes the spotlight. a miami resident has what may be the first zika virus from a mosquito on the home land and the infected person has not been to a country with zika nor had sexual contact with another infected person and called on rick scott to discuss the case and said the state may get more federal money to deal with the disease and they left without approving the president's billion dollar zika aid request
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and metrologist adam joseph here and we are cranking up the heat and humidity again >> starts tomorrow and ramps up into the up coming weekend and spills into next week as well and look at storm tracker double scan it's quiet out there tonight and we will stay quiet when we talk about storms or rain through tomorrow, it's friday when we could see pop-ups developing in the afternoon, 68 allen town and 72 reddening, 75 philadelph philadelphia. mid 70s along the shore, ocean temperature really moving up almost ten degrees in the last 24 hours sitting at 74. high pressure has been our friend for the last 48 hours because it's situated just to the west which means the winds come in out of the north, north west direction out of a bone dry canada and don't have much moisture or humidity with it but the high goes off the coast and get on the western part of the high in the next few days and is a heat pump with a southerly wind and day planner on thursday
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73 at 8:00 in the morning and jumping to the 80s by mid morning and topping off near 90 in the middle part of the afternoon, it will be sunny, it will be hot, slightly more humid than the last couple of days but then that humidity really spikes here starting on friday so just a touch of humidity tomorrow, 90 the city and same for reddening and allen town and trenton and tomorrow's river and a sea breeze going into effect at the shore and will be a little more in the way of relief down there with temperatures around 80 degrees. the ridge is building right now in the midsection of the country with a jet stream off to the north but the jet stream diving over us now that heat is not here yet but it lifts to the north by the end of the week and heat and humidity will spill eastward for the atlantic and sea board and the hottest temperatures expected to move in friday into monday, the hottest we have seen in four years with the heat index going between
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100-105 record high in jeopardy sunday and monday. and it will act as a cumulative effect on the body with having heat indices that high for many days in a row and it will turn down right dangerous here especially the second half of the weekend early next week. exclusive accuweather seven-day forecast 90s for the next seven days and heat builds tomorrow and excels on friday with a thunderstorm in the afternoon. hotter on saturday but the similar heat index to friday because we had drier air coming in then the humidity goes backup sunday sending heat index to 103 and peeks monday with 106 with a record high temperature and storms in spots in the afternoon, still hot with afternoon storms tuesday, 94 degrees and even on wednesday with that 90 degree mark the heat wave will continue so something will continue to follow and become a pretty big story over the next weekend into next week. >> thank you so much adam. dogs looking for a new home
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spent hours meeting potential families in montgomery dubbed the the the va -- have a fur and dogs from finding shelter and rescue organization and shops from the square and donated a percentage of sales to that shelter. ♪ and everybody's theatre company in montgomery company held the premier of happy days a new musical tonight and dedicated it to happy days garry marshal who passed away yesterday at age of 81 and based on the show but with some new adventures by the fonz. ♪
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again, i love it, thankfully and the phillies last three games losses and scored losses and struck out 36 times and tonight thanks to a pregame meeting one more run and hits than the last three games combined and it is christmas in july and they put some bats in the stockings tonight and first inning tyler with a two run home run for the kid and just getting started a little bit later in the second, this time he kept it in the park. rbi single and hernandez scored and gadel three runs and great defense in the fourth. check this out down on the right
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field line jimmy down on the line and catches it. fantastic with eight and eight striking out eight and 12 hits and one against the marlins, 4-1 the final and how much of the trade value went up, skipper acknowledging this may be his last story >> as well as he pitched, i don't know what is going on on the outside but if anybody has interest i'm sure they were impressed by tonight. his secondary pitches were on, he did a great job. really good job. >> i want to be here and i want to win here and you know if we can get on a little roll i think we can do it so right now like i said before my focus is here and i want a next start. >> reporter: big role hopefully. coming up, union looking for the first road win in a long time and jeff gordon is coming out of retirement but why? when action news returns. from the rnc in cleveland to the
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d. this nc in our backyard and we host the convention, inside story at 11:30 and explore your philadelphia super dealer. march it was 40 degrees colder
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and it was the last time the union won a road game and union and u s open quarter final and fabean tying at one at the 8969 mark. this game went 120 minutes of play and the union went on to lose 4-2 in penalty kicks. they were eliminated in the open cup tonight and first michael jordan and brett favre and jeff gordon out of retirement to replace dale earnhardt junior
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for the next two weeks when he recovers from a concussion and will see legendary 24 with 88 in july so that is different and it will be cool. >> thank you jamie. the curtain went up on a fresh take on a classic musical. philadelphia orchestra and a host of performers had the firebird reimagined at the mann music center based on the timeless balet and had new elements and helps celebrate the man's 40th anniversary and jimmy kimmel and he has guests including culture club and continues at 4:30 and gardner and the entire action news team i'm monica and you make it a good night tonight. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's
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"jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, from "suicide squad," cara delevingne. comedian jeff ross. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, everybody, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. we're in hollywood, more than 20,000 miles away from the republican national convention happening in cleveland. tonight, episode three,
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featuring all of donald trump's family members and frenemies. ted cruz spoke, eric trump spoke. donald trump jr. said his dad was his best friend, which is sweet and a little sad. i was imagining if my dad was running for president, and i thought about it for a long time. i think my speech could say, my dad taught me, the most important thing, when someone offers you his finger and asks you to pull it, don't. nothing good comes of it. [ laughter ] but he's not going to be president. i will say, one of the things i've been enjoying most about the convention, almost everyone
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refers to him as donald j. trump, like there's another one running around. but i've thoroughly enjoyed everyone saying it. >> donald j. trump! >> donald j. trump. >> donald j. trump! >> donald j. trump! >> donald j. trump! >> donald j. trump! >> donald j. trump. >> donald j. trump! [ cheers and applause ] . >> jimmy: come here, mom. give me a hug. i don't know. the "j" is a big thing. and a lot of people don't realize, the "j" stands for
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jamal. he left cleveland and went straight to new york after his wife spoke, people think, but chris christie. watch kind of in the background. you will see -- [ laughter ] it just seemed like he wasn't there because that had an orange background, but he was there. i think the most unusual comments were made by former trump rival dr. ben carson. speaking with the authority of a brain surgeon that had performed a lobotomy on himself. saying that lucifer is her top running mate. that's how you feel the bern. but maybe even more interesting
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than that, dr. carson's warning not to underestimate how damaging four years can be. >> we must be wary of the narrative being advanced by some in our party. the notion that a hillary clinton administration wouldn't be that bad, the effects wouldn't be temporary. you know, that it would only last for four, and at most eight years. they're not using their god-given brain to think about what they're saying. she will be appointing people that will have an effect on us for generations. and america may never recover. >> jimmy: this is what he said in march about donald trump. >> even if he turns out to not be such a good president, which i wouldn't think is the case.
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i think he's going to surround himself with good people. but even so, it will only be four years. >> jimmy: people say crazy things when they're talking in their sleep. a good thing they have a doctor there. some members of the convention contracted the norovirus. losing bowel control, basically what happens to chris christie after walking off stage after endorsing trump. you probably know what happened, malaria -- [ laughter ] i mean melania trump being accused of stealing her speech
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from mrs. obama. and then a speechwriter took responsibility, saying melania told her she addmires mrs. obama, and the woman that actually wrote the things melania pretended to write, admitted she pretended to write the things that melania pret pretended to write. but if you had to give a speech in sloveniaish, you would have to write a few paragraphs in english, too. and guillermo is out on hollywood boulevard, armed with
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a barber chair, barber pole. it's hot out there. to cool people off, guillermo is going to give free hair cuts. are you licensed? >> guillermo: not at all, jimmy. >> jimmy: we did this once before, and there were no lawsuits. let's bring in this man, what is your name, sir? [ applause ] i'm sorry, i couldn't hear you. >> tyler. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> michigan. >> jimmy: very good. you seem to have a lot of hair. >> i do. >> jimmy: are you proud of your hair? >> sure. >> jimmy: okay. are you ready to say good-bye to it? >> yes. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living, my i ask? >> i work in the cannabis
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industry. >> jimmy: all right. [ applause ] so, we can test that hair afterwards, i guess, huh? >> it will not test clean. >> jimmy: so this is why you agreed to do this. guillermo, what are you doing? >> guillermo: i'm trying to see where i will start. >> jimmy: i want you to take it seriously, and really try to give him a good hair cut. >> guillermo: all right, i'll try by best. >> jimmy: are you ready? >> i'm ready. >> jimmy: guillermo, dig in there. i should ask, how much do you want off the top? maybe we should have asked that first. >> i guess all of it. >> jimmy: oh, boy, guillermo, you went crazy. what number do you have that set on? >> guillermo: i think number 4.
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>> jimmy: that looks good right there. >> guillermo: yeah, it does look good. >> jimmy: you keep doing that, we'll check back in later and see how tyler's hair looks. the republican national convention is a good place to hear people talk politics. but one thing brings me back year after year. and that is, white people dancing. the rnc is the world's premier caucasian amateur dance festival. we put together a fun little highlight reel that says all that needs to be said. ♪ ♪ white people dancing we love to clap and mix it up and snap ♪ ♪ sometimes a black friend will get in on the fun ♪ ♪ yeah white people
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>> jimmy: yeah, it's good stuff. guillermo, let's see. oh, wow. you know what, it actually looks pretty good. i have to say. okay, on closer inspection, it does not look that good. yeah. all right. well, have you seen it yet? have you seen what has happened? >> not yet, but i don't have high hopes. >> jimmy: guillermo -- take a look. >> guillermo: perfect, huh? >> jimmy: it's a little bit uneven. >> guillermo: all right, let me fix it. >> jimmy: i think we have some crazy glue here. we can put some of that back on. finish up, and we can get somebody else. sorry about that, just think about all the money you'll save on shampoo. we'll take a break. when we come back, i asked jeff
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ross, the roast master general to walk around our office and roast members of the staff when they were working. we'll do that, and we'll also give out another hair cut. stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey there. hi, i'm looking for a deal on an iphone... ...i was thinking, something along these lines. oh, okay. well, how about this? here's my answer. is this you with a dinosaur body? it's just me with happy hands... it just means i'll take it. right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line.
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>> jimmy: did you see the last guy's hair cut? >> yeah. >> jimmy: guillermo, you can't do this. i don't know, guillermo -- have you ever cut a woman's hair before? >> guillermo: no, never. >> jimmy: okay. i think it would be better if cara delevingne takes over. have you ever cut someone's hair before? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. do you think you will do a better job than guillermo did? >> no. >> jimmy: looking at this young lady, do you have any ideas of how you might approach this? >> i thought i could close my eyes. >> jimmy: you could lose an e eyebr eyebrow. tell me about yourself. >> i'm from florida, and i love
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stepping out of my comfort zone. >> jimmy: yeah, maybe you'll go into a manhole after this. do you really love stepping out of your comfort zone? >> yeah, that's why i'm doing this. >> jimmy: and do you trust cara to give you a good hair cut? >> yes. >> jimmy: let's get started. >> it's this way, right? >> jimmy: no -- that's, oh, wow. okay. we're going -- and, yeah, that's a good look there. oh, wow. >> i think i'm quitting my day job. this is my thing, now. >> jimmy: well, yeah, i guess so. i feel like there are going to be tears at the end. we'll come back to you guys. don't rush, take your time with that, okay? >> oh, i will. >> jimmy: all right. and jeff ross is with us as
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well. jeff, from the roasts on comedy central. he has a new show jeff ross presents roast battle. his gift is making fun of people. i challenged him to go around our office and roast unsuspecting staff members. and here it is, jeff ross roasts our office. >> the roast master general. i want to get in full roast mode for roast battle. so i thought i'd try to roast people around the office at "jimmy kimmel live." hey, guys. what's going on, fellas? tupac's cousin, chicken pac. and steven seagal if he let himself go. guillermo. can i come in?
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wow, it's like trump built a wall around just you. is this your fortress of siestatude? [ laughter ] where's jimmy's office? >> down here. >> what's your job? >> research. >> jimmy, this guy is watching james corden. how you doing? it's all working out for you. >> jimmy: everything is good here. >> can i take a look around? >> jimmy: yeah, what do you think? >> is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in? oh, look, this is great. who's over here? >> jimmy: that's josh. >> oh, look, a jewish comedy
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writer. who would have guessed it? >> jimmy: how do you know he's jewish? >> i looked at him. >> jimmy: leave him alone. >> this is the producer of my segment. who is your decorator, al qaida? ken, thank you for being my producer, even though you're dressed as a limo driver. what do you do? >> casting. >> wow. you look like amy winehouse, if she went to rehab. what do you do? wow, i found a pokemon. it's great, i never met a
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dinklage before. where do you shop? bad will? this is great, i've never been on "hoarders" before. wow, this is amazing. look at this office. is this where the rams are supposed to play? any way, want to [ bleep ] on a desk? i love the way your boobs bounce up and down when you laugh. no, i'm talking to sal. i like your shirt. i didn't realize you worked as a pharmacist during the day. >> you went too far. >> stop! stop! >> say uncle! say cousin! say something!
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>> no! [ bleep ]! that's my best hat. stop! you need to be able to take a joke in this world, people. never roast people unless they volunteer. >> jimmy: thank you, jeff. let's check back in with cara and guillermo. oh, wow. you know what, it looks pretty -- oh, wow. are you going to keep it like that? before and after is quite a sight. >> oh, yeah. i love it. >> jimmy: well, i believe cara would accept a tip if you have any money in your purse. that looks beautiful. great job, cara. and we have a special something for you, just in case you don't like it. a make america great again hat.
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tonight, peter tickell is with us on the violin. we have music from culture club, jeffrey ross is here, and we'll be right back with cara delevingne. so, stick around. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] which one of theseing awards appeals most to you? the top safety pick midsize car and suv. most dependable. means a lot to me. the green car because i like fuel efficiency. what if there was a car company that received all of these awards. one company won an award in all these? chevy. ahhhh! chevy. chevrolet is the most awarded car company of the last two years. i love it! it's fierce. how would you sum this car up in one word? incredible. amazing. i can't use one word.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: there we go. that's peter tickell sitting in with the cletones on violin. he's on tour with sting and peter gabriel. we saw the show on sunday night. we said, we have to get this guy on the show, so thanks for coming. you do you like better, sting or peter gabriel? >> i can't really comment on that. >> jimmy: but you have somebody in mind? >> i like them both equally. >> jimmy: tonight, he's got a new show called "jeff ross presents roast battle" premiering next thursday night on comedy central, jeff ross is here.
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then, all the way from london, they are on their first world tour in more than 15 years, culture club from the samsung outdoor stage. because we missed them blind. tomorrow, viggo mortensen will be here, george lopez will join us, and we'll hear music from colin hay, and our friend jake byrd crashed the republican national convention. we will have the results of that for you. our first guest tonight is a model-turned-actress with 31 million followers on instagram, and magic powers you will not believe. she stars alongside will smith, jared leto, and margot robbie in "suicide squad." on more -- march 5th. ♪ >> meet the enchantress. everything we know about her is in your briefing packs. she has walked this earth for a
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long time. >> this meeting is now a magic show? >> magic show or not, she can do some incredible things. go get it, girl. >> jimmy: please say hello to cara delevingne! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: great to see you. i always forget about the european thing with the two kisses. >> here we go. >> jimmy: you really seemed to have a zeal for that hair cut. >> it just glided through. >> jimmy: did you decide to give her the pigtails on the side? >> i was going to leave the
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front, but guillermo screwed it up. >> jimmy: he is unlicensed. it's very good to see you. >> i'm not, clearly. >> jimmy: i know you have a number of tattoos. i wanted to ask you about one in particular. this really attracted me, i will admit it. put that up on the screen. that's on the bottom of your foot, that's real, right? [ applause ] does this refer to the bacon we have for breakfast, or francis bacon? or something? >> any bacon is good. it's maroon as well, bacon-colored, it's an open-ended statement. however you want to take it. it's also scratch and sniff. >> jimmy: really? your feet smell like bacon. and i'm guessing, based on the fact that you have a bacon
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tattoo, you're not jewish. >> i'm trying to become a vegetarian. >> jimmy: are you? >> maybe i'll make it veggie bacon. >> jimmy: i like regular bacon, from the pig. yeah. well -- from the old pig. yeah. how do you like it cooked, crispy, medium? >> crispy. sometimes raw, if i want to lose some weight. back in my modeling days -- >> jimmy: i saw "suicide squad" last night. i saw it before you -- oh, you haven't seen it yet? the next question, you won't have an answer for it. but i was thinking, how awesome would it be to see yourself on a screen with that, with powers and doing incredible things? i don't know that i would ever stop watching it. i really wouldn't.
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it's got to be really exciting. >> it's really weird. >> jimmy: did you know anybody in the cast before shooting? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: but nobody really close. do you feel like you're an actual unit in any way? >> 100%. we have a text thread called "suicide squad" for life, and we talk basically every day. >> jimmy: is will smith on this text thread with you? >> yes. yes. >> jimmy: he is. wow. seems like he'd be too busy for that. >> he makes time for the squad life. >> jimmy: i saw a video of you on i think your instagram. you're doing an amazing thing. put this up. here we go. this is a water bottle you put on your head, and you can get up. >> i look possessed. this is why i got the part in "suicide squad." >> jimmy: this is her real superpower, getting up and
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standing. >> how many necks do i have? >> jimmy: without dropping the bottle. how did you develop this skill? >> this is an evian bottle, by the way. at the end of the shoot, i was like, how can i get some attention? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i really feel like i could do it. >> i want to challenge you. >> jimmy: so we have these bottles. you may need to coach me through it. >> let's do it together. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> if i do this in heels and a dress, you have to shake my hand. >> jimmy: all right. i get on the ground. >> no, no, no. you have to go down and come back again. >> jimmy: i thought you started on the ground. okay. >> you're way too close to me.
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>> jimmy: i don't know where you are. >> i don't know where you are either. >> jimmy: all right. i've still got it on. [ laughter ] all right. i'm already down on the ground. now, have to get back up. which, it's already starting to wobble. [ cheers and applause ] it's -- i still have it on. i still -- i haven't dropped it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] wow. wow. i did it! nicely done. cara delevingne, everyone. "suicide squad," august 5th in imax. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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not butter on it? >> i don't know any other way. ♪ >> guillermo: fabio. fabio. >> what are you doing? >> guillermo: fabio was here and he was feeding me toast. >> maybe you should take the rest of the day off. >> guillermo: you're still handsome. >> for more, visit us at icantbelieveitsnotbutter.com. >> jimmy: we'll be back with jeff ross!
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♪ and they're off! well, that took a turn. what's the speed limit in here?
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dad! should we tell them there are more? they'll figure it out, eventually. ...one hair color wants to to help you keep on being you.. nice'n easy. we only make the most real natural looking color. so even in revealing sunlight, it doesn't look like hair color at all. it looks like, it's a hundred percent you. and isn't that the most beautiful part? nice'n easy: color as real as you are.

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