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that is it tonight for high school huddle. if you missed a highlight, we'll reairette on 6abc.com. i'm jeff skversky, good night. we are breaking news to report on "action news." there's been a wild -- in the streets of west philadelphia. chopper 6 just arrived at the scene. you can see dozens of philadelphia police officers and mu multiple cruisers at 52nd. details are limited. here is what we know at the moment. a philadelphia police officer has been shot. a civilian has also been shot and a suspect is in custody, one suspect in custody cht there is a search under way for at least one or more suspects as well. here is what we know. at 11:20, 20 minutes ago, gunfire rang out at this intersection. police rushed to the scene. again, one of those bullets hit a philadelphia police officer.
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we don't know his or her condition or name. a civilian was also shot and a suspect was taken down by police. they believe there may be other suspects involved because of the massive number of gunshots fired. again, you can see a huge crowd there of police officers. they are going to scour the neighborhood looking for evidence, trying to talk to witnesses. we don't know if it was part of a crime in progress or a party or event that got out of hand. we don't know the circumstances. i's not fair to speculate. we know a philadelphia police officer has been shot in the line of duty. a civilian also shot and a suspect is in custody. the two people injured are being rushed to the hospital. we don't know their condition. we are going to take you live to the ground. jeff chirico, our "action news" reporter is getting more information for us. jeff, if you are there, can you describe what you can see at this time? we are not hearing from jeff. there he is.
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jeff, start again if you can. >> reporter: if you take a look behind me, you can see police still heading to the scene. there are dozens of police officers here. just a few minutes ago, they were running about a block from where we are right now at 48th and chestnut. many of them -- all of them heavy armed with semiautomatic weapons. still coming by with their sirens and lights on. quite a chaotic situation here. a very active scene. as we approach the next block, officers stopped us, put up crime tape and said this is a very active scene. police seem to have someone in custody. he is wearing a black shirt and maroon pants. they are frisking him. we have no idea who this gentleman is or whether he is involved in this situation. he is in handcuffs and they are
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putting him in the back of the police van. if you look beyond the van, a number of police officers coming back to where we are right now. there are, you can see quite a parade of officers. a few minutes ago, they were running in the opposite direction. whether this gentleman they just arrested is, in fact, responsible for the shooting or had anything to do with the shooting, we are not sure. detoews are unfolding as i speak. once again. 48th and chestnut. monica, you said reports of a police officer shot and a civilian shot. we have been told one suspect is in custody. as you can see, quite a busy night here. we have no word on the condition of the suspect or of that officer, but we will stay here and continue to collection details. it looks like it is a little less tense than it was a few moments ago. police officers seem to be kind of relaxing a little bit at this
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point, whether or not they have the shooter. we will continue to collect details. live in philadelphia, jeff chirico, channel 6 "action news." >> thank you. we'll have you standing by. we just learned the injured philadelphia police officer is a sergeant. we don't know the sergeant's name or anymore details about him, how long they have worked for the force. the philadelphia police officer is a sergeant. the other person injured turns out to be the first suspect. we have a police officer and a suspect both shot. we don't know if they shot each other. details are just coming in. we know a police sergeant has been shot. a suspect has been shot. a second suspect, you saw a few moments ago being loaded into a police van. apparently a second person of interest at the very least is about to be questioned by philadelphia police. let's reset the scene for you here. chopper 6 live for you. multiple locations we are hearing about.
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this happened over a couple blocks as, perhaps the suspect was running or perhaps other police were running toward the suspect. we have a 52nd and spruce is where we believe the shooting happened with the police sergeant. at 50th, activity and danger as well as where jeff was at. the arrest went down at 48th and chestnut. it happened around 11:30 to want. a police officer injured in a shooting with a suspect. we don't know what led up to the suspect being shot. police responded in mass when one of their own is shot. you have to assume the police officer is on the way to the hospital to see the officer. we will get that with you and stay with you throughout the evening. you can get the latest online on 6abc.com, of course. as soon as we know it, we'll have a live update at 5:30 a.m. monica malpass reporting. have a good week.
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everyone on the street, called obama a son of a whore and closed with this. >> we will continue and i will continue. and i don't give a [ bleep ] about anybody observing my behavior. >> jimmy: is it too late for trump to make this guy his running mate? because that would be quite a ticket. [ laughter ] [ applause ] they canceled the meeting, thena personal attack." you see in the philippines, son of a whore is a term of respect. the host says, welcome, you son of a whore. then you're supposed to say, thank you, you foul-smelling bucket of dog penis. so local customs can be tricky to navigate. i tell you what, we think our politicians are colorful, it is not so different anywhere else in the world. this is what the deputy president of south africa
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personally brought before parliament. >> the other condom that had been introduced by government did not smell so well. it made a noise whenever it was used. now through scientific development, we were able to develop a new condom which is called max. the max is for maximum pleasure. maximum protection. and it does not make noise at all. [ laughter ] and it comes in different flavors. >> jimmy: oh, how nice! wow. [ cheers and applause ] can you imagine joe biden making that speech? unfortunately the two flavors are lentil and antelope. [ laughter ] by the way, the sign language interpreter really had to dig deep for that one. speaking of condoms, earlier on abc we had the season finale of "bachelor in paradise."
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it was a two-night finale. last night they got tested for stds. tonight was the results show. believe it or not, they did make some love connections on this show. there were three wedding engagements. three people got engaged on the show. and one of them, a guy named grant, who's on "the bachelorette," and lace, who your is the fruit loop from "the bachelor," came up with their couples name, grace, a combination of grant and lace. then they got "grace" tattooed on their bodies which was really their second-biggest mistake just after getting engaged on the show "bachelor in paradise." to me paradise would have less axe body spray. this is an interesting development for older americans. a lot of senior citizens, not all, but a lot have trouble with smartphones and apps. that sort of thing. uber and lyft, the ride share services, are launching programs specifically targeting older customers. they came up with a way to use their service without having to use an app. it's called a telephone. it's an exciting new development.
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[ laughter ] but finally a car service that targets older drivers instead of their cars targeting us. that's an exciting thing. google is now getting into this transportation business too. they have to be involved in everything. and so they're currently testing out a new service that would directly compete with uber. apparently google engineers got concerned there was a time of the day when they couldn't see what everyone is doing, which is while we're in our cars. this should help to close that gap. google versus uber, although they could form a mega company called goober like grace and lace and get a tattoo. with this new ride service, google is using detailed analytics, they know a lot about us, to give customers what they're calling the ultimate in rideshare convenience. >> hey, dave. >> yes? >> i'm the google driver, let's go. you don't want to be late for kickboxing. >> i didn't order a car. >> you don't have to. come on. our powerful analytics lets us
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know exactly when you need a ride, no waiting. >> how do you know i have kickboxing? >> at google we know everything about you. pineapple coconut water? >> yeah, thanks. love this stuff. >> we not only know where you are and where you're going, we know where you should be going. for instance, we're not going to kickboxing. >> we're not? >> uh-uh. google fitness has determined a more balanced workout, resistance training and dynamic stretching, is more preferable to someone with your mild to moderate level of obesity. >> thanks, i guess. >> no problem. oh, by the way, we canceled your reservation at outback steakhouse. blooming onion is the last thing you need. >> my girlfriend loves it. >> it's just okay, she just dumped you, check your g-mail. i'll see you in one hour. >> oh my god! >> remember, stretching, not kicking. stretching. >> google driver. we're all up in your [ bleep ]. >> i forgot, you have syphilis. it's part of google health.
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>> thank you. >> you bet. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we need to take a break. when we come back from the break, we asked pedestrians to attempt to decipher the lyrics to the song "panda" by desiigner who is our guest tonight. oh, look at that. that's dave salmoni with a leopard? i don't know animals that well. the great dave salmoni too, we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ at at&t get the new iphone 7 on us.
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he rents animals from a rental house. tonight dave's going to show us a golden eagle, a panther chameleon, a buffalo, i think a teen wolf, and -- [ laughter ] dave is backstage right now with what we saw just before the break. [ cheers and applause ] what is this animal's name? >> this is tucker. he's a red kangaroo. >> jimmy: is that a captain kangaroo or a regular one? >> i'm not sure he's a captain, i don't think he's been on a boat yet. >> jimmy: is that a special leash designed for kangaroos? >> specifically for this one, yes. >> jimmy: dave smuggled tucker from australia in his luggage, this is a coup. dave, we'll see you soon. i'd like for once if you could come out not bleeding. that would be -- >> i can't make that promise. >> jimmy: that would reassure me that everything's okay. doesn't look like that's going to happen. dave salmoni. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's always exciting doing the show. it's especially exciting on a night when we have animals here. they're animals, anything could happen, one of us could get killed.
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we could all get killed for all we know. so this is why i get nervous when there are wild pets around. this is from a local cbs news in boston who i'd like to thank in advance for providing us with this evening's special alligator edition of "excellence in reporting." >> come a little closer. >> do they know -- >> hold him tight, hold him tight, tight! >> i am, i am! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that will be me later tonight as the animals come out. also tonight music from a rapper named desiigner who -- [ cheers and applause ] not only is he a rising star in the world of hip-hop, his big hit song "panda" is insanely popular with kids. kids love this song.
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i had three parents ask if they could bring their children to the show tonight. i guess it's because the song's called "panda." but the song really isn't about pandas. [ laughter ] right? does your son benji like panda? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: he doesn't? >> guillermo: no, he doesn't. >> jimmy: you're a lot of help tonight. let's try that again. does your son benji like the song "panda"? >> guillermo: oh, yeah, he love it. >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know. we'll send you to an improv class. >> guillermo: sure, whatever. >> jimmy: anyway, the words of the song go by so fast it's almost impossible to understand. in order to educate parents who might be listening to this with their kids, we went on the street this afternoon, we played the song for pedestrians, we asked them to interpret the lyrics for us. and here's how that went. ♪ panda panda panda panda those. >> are you ready? >> yes. i'm always ready. ♪ panda panda panda panda
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♪ i got broads in atlanta >> uh -- rounding c. ♪ panda panda panda panda ♪ i got broads in atlanta >> i got broads in the morning? >> pocket swole. simbo. making a modular run. >> what? >> making a modular run? >> peggy school. chipper. >> macy. high school. slip off. >> yeah, i can't say that. >> what was he saying? >> [ bleep ]. sorry. ♪ >> what was that? >> rrr! >> if you had to summarize the song, what's it about? >> hip-hop. note panda panda ♪ >> oh!
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this guy works in the bank, right? scan the credit cards? something like this, right? >> panda, i got broads in atlanta. i got broads in atlanta! >> your broad's in atlanta? >> no, i got a broad in gardena, her name's mercedes. >> nice. say hi to mercedes. >> mercedes, what's up, baby girl? ♪ panda panda >> jimmy: that cleared it up. music from desiigner, dave salmoni, wild animals are here, and be right back with andy samberg! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ woah! you're not taking these. hey, hey, hey! you're not taking those. woah, woah! you're not taking that. come with me. you're not taking that. you're not taking that. you're not taking that. mom, i'm taking the subaru. don't be late.
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would totally take care of you. they'll take a bite out of your arm or leg and tear it right off but it will stay in the chain mail, then we can reattach it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that really what the chain mail is? >> i was like, what! the chain mail is a receptacle? they would put me in a big condom? >> jimmy: yeah, really. oh my god. >> i was really -- at that point i was like, all right. there's nothing i can do. i got away with it, fine. but then, this is kind of a bummer. i heard months later that one of the experts that was with us was swimming in that same area and got attacked by reef sharks. it's not a joke. >> jimmy: in the chain mail? >> he lived, it was fine. no, no chain mail. but he got all gnarled up. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> i was like, so cool that i did that! >> jimmy: that's what i don't like about these animal segments is they reassure you everything is fine, and somebody gets eaten. >> i met your animal guy, he's very hunky, but i'm still scared.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't worry, he'll protect us with his smile. >> he will. he's got a brothers mcmullen vibe going on. very ed burns. you guys will see. >> jimmy: i want to mention something. i feel like you did such a great job hosting the emmys last year. >> oh, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the negative is, now i have to host them the year after you hosted them. >> oh, you guys. >> jimmy: which is an unfortunate situation for me. >> it's better to follow someone who pooches it bad. >> jimmy: it would be much better if you really screwed up, it would have been nice for you to do. >> you'll be fine. i had to follow seth and he was great. you've done it before. >> jimmy: i have done it before it every time you get nervous. were you nervous? did you enjoy it at all? >> both. i enjoyed it a lot but i was nervous. you forget how big the theater is. at least i did. >> jimmy: huge. >> they tell you millions of people are watching at home. then you walk out, it's like 8,000 people and they all work in entertainment.
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>> jimmy: you know -- like every face is familiar to you from netflix or from your life. >> yes. >> jimmy: kind of weird. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like being at your own funeral in a way. >> i didn't think of it that way. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: death has become a major theme of this segment. hopefully they won't look back and say, yeah, they were talking a lot about death before the buffalo killed them. >> right before they died. they were really on message. >> jimmy: i think they knew something! >> they knew! they knew! >> jimmy: they had a sense! what do you remember most about that night, hosting the emmys? >> the party after. the after party. >> jimmy: really. >> that was really fun. it's cool. you know. when you host, you throw an after party. which basically means everyone organizes a party and puts your name on the invitation. but it's great because you get a drink sponsor. so sponsored by don julio tequila and everyone's getting ripped. >> jimmy: right. >> and people from the show will come and hang out and the biggest thing of maybe my whole life was i met mel brooks. >> you never met mel brooks?
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wow. >> never met him. i love comedy and i have a lot of heroes but he's my all-time number one. >> jimmy: you meet a lot of great people. when you meet mel brooks, it's a special thing. >> you're like, you are the grandfather of everything i like. >> jimmy: what did he say to you? >> it was pretty sweet. he was like, hey, you did a great job on the show tonight. i said, thank you very much. he goes, you really did great, because some of the jokes were great and some of them were [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] but you sold the ones that were [ bleep ] like they were great! [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'm like, thank you, thanks so much. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. >> then everyone laughed. then i sat and talked awhile. people wandered off. then two buddies, john mulaney and nick crowe, eyeballing mel brooks, came over and said hi. he goes, he was great tonight, wasn't he?
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they're like, yeah, yeah. some of the jokes he told were great! some of them were [ bleep ]! but he told the [ bleep ] like they were great! [ laughter ] john and nick like died laughing. and i was like, this son of a bitch just doubled down on the joke. it was like the most old pro thing i'd ever seen. yeah, if you've got a winner, hammer it! >> jimmy: you will do that to some young comedian in 60 years. >> god willing. >> will you stay for the animals? because i think it would make me feel more comfortable. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: also, technically, it splits my chances of being attacked in half if there's another person there. >> got to play those odds. >> jimmy: andy samberg is here. the season premiere of "brooklyn 99." and he has an animated movie called "storks" coming to theaters very soon. be right back with dave and animals! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ should masterpass that, now.
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♪ are you feeling alright, baby? ♪ pat toomey started his career as an investment banker. then, a wall street wheeler-dealer, overseeing stock trades in new york, london and tokyo. next, toomey moved to hong kong to work with wealthy chinese investors. in the senate, it's no surprise toomey's been siding with wall street. voting to allow banks to continue making the risky investments that wrecked our economy. pat toomey. he's for wall street. not us senate majority pac is responsible for the content of this advertising. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. andy samberg is here from "brooklyn 99." desiigner is on the way. when i am elected vice president of these united states, we will i promise build a great wall on the canadian border to keep our next guest and his terrifying animals away from me. he is a beast master and host of the new show "pet nation
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renovation" premiering september 17th on animal planet. please welcome dave salmoni! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow, that's dave, andy. the guy i was telling you about earlier. ame one. would you like to feed him? >> jimmy: no. >> you would? i would love to give him a treat. >> jimmy: i do have something over here. >> licorice. >> jimmy: this is a red vine? >> a red vine. come around. >> jimmy: all right. >> bring one for andy as well. >> jimmy: i don't like the coming around part. andy, a red vine? >> for me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you guys can share it. show to it him. his eyes are this side. come on around. >> jimmy: it's the feet that are dangerous, right? >> here, give me that let me show you. here. there you go. hand it to him. nice and close.
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this is not hard. >> jimmy: it is hard. oh, he is cute. >> very cute. >> while he's here -- >> jimmy: he loves red vines? that's weird. >> give one to andy here. same thing. >> jimmy: i thought you meant feed it to andy. [ laughter ] >> give me some of that yogurt. what i want you to do is squirt this on his paws. >> yeah, andy. [ laughter ] >> what kind of show is this, sir? >> bend over and squirt his paws. he sees it, now he wants it. >> bend over and squirt this on his paws? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do it in a sexy way, too. >> all right. >> squirt it there. there you go, that's enough. there you go. now he's having his yogurt, he loves his yogurt. >> jimmy: wow. [ applause ] >> here you go.
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>> jimmy: do we know this guy? >> they're friends. >> jimmy: i didn't know if your kangaroo was being stolen. >> here's that. put that somewhere over there. >> jimmy: i'll put it over here. >> here's what i got next. thank you, sir. >> see the nards on that kangaroo? >> jimmy: i know! >> have a seat. this is a panther chameleon. come here, jimmy. >> jimmy: wow, look at that. >> put your hands like that. i'm going to hold -- >> jimmy: these don't bite? >> they do bite. [ laughter ] >> everything with a mouth will bite. you want to rest, put your elbow down. this hand. >> jimmy: see how relaxed i am? >> aah, i feel better. you're doing all the work now. it's a panther chameleon. what we know about chameleons is they can change color. you can see when he's excited, see that orange color? that's the color he gets when he's excited. >> jimmy: why is he excited? >> he's calming down, he's getting more green. >> jimmy: should we give him
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yogurt? >> i don't think he needs yogurt. he eats bugs. >> jimmy: he looks like when you commission the artists to paint something, it looks like somebody did this chameleon. why a panther chameleon? >> because he stalks his prey. >> jimmy: what kind of prey? [ laughter ] >> can i put him on your shoulder? >> jimmy: bugs? >> i've got a signature look running i don't want to mess up. >> jimmy: is it possible to own a less zard like this and not be a weirdo? >> i don't think so. except for the gentleman who just gave me -- >> jimmy: oh, right. the guy who's going to come take him. you know this guy? >> he's going to take our chameleon, the guy we just insulted. >> jimmy: okay, yeah, great. i'll see you at the park. >> next, guys. i need this. i'm going to -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. look at that. >> now this -- >> jimmy: so much bigger than i imagined it would be. >> this is a golden eagle. north american golden eagle. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i'm going to sit down nice and gentle. >> wait a minute! >> jimmy: that does not -- wow. hi. >> i think the first thing you
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notice is how big these guys are. >> jimmy: he is big. >> one of the biggest -- >> jimmy: why is he looking at me like that? >> he looks at everybody like that. you're a good guy, how are you? the one thing that i always like to point out, the reason why i'm wearing this glove, they have very, very strong talons. those feet, big hooks. that's when he uses to hunt. he can hunt anything, small deer. >> jimmy: really. >> rabbits. whatever. >> jimmy: he just picks the deer and up carries it off? >> absolutely, yes. sometimes he'll just come down, use those feet to kill prey, and sit over it. >> jimmy: why is he yelping in that terrifying way? >> he's making that noise because he thinks he's a baby, he's asking for food. hey, throw me some food. >> jimmy: really? >> throw me some food. >> jimmy: why don't we? >> he's got a red vine guy. >> jimmy: he's not. would he eat a hamburger? >> he would. >> jimmy: that would be the most american thing ever, a golden eagle eating a hamburger. [ laughter ] >> he's a carnivore, would probably like the hamburger better. this guy actually rivals -- [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: his hair went up. >> yeah, he just told me he'd like to see his dad. >> jimmy: oh, really. what's that? a warning we just got? >> yeah, he puffed his fur up in the back. >> jimmy: let's take a break. when we come back we've got a 2,000-pound animal. no kidding. [ cheers and applause ] dave salmoni is here, andy samberg. we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hold onto your forks. endless shrimp is back at red lobster. that means you get to try as much as you want... ...of whatever flavors are calling your name. seriously. like new garlic sriracha-grilled shrimp. it's a little spice... ...a little sizzle... ...and a lot just right. and try new parmesan peppercorn shrimp. helloooo crispy goodness. and the classic... ...handcrafted shrimp scampi... ...you can't get enough of? still gonna floor you. it may be called endless... ...but that doesn't mean it'll last.
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and with the gun lobby. katie: we have to do everything in our power to keep guns away from terrorists who threaten our way of life. i'm katie mcginty and i approve this message because we can't risk our families' safety on a loophole. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. andy samberg and dave salmoni are here. dave is the host of a new show "pet nation renovation." >> we go into needy shelters that are doing good work but are a little run down and we give them a full renovation. >> jimmy: you've combined the home renovation idea with pet shelters. >> absolutely, we're going -- there's a lot of people love dogs and cats. a lot of them need a lot of help. >> jimmy: do the animals help you renovate? are they working? monkeys with tools? >> they motivate the volunteers. there's hundreds of volunteers that help out. they're usually there just because they're all dog and cat lovers like i am.
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it's a great show. it's good people doing good things for animals. >> jimmy: very good. it's time for the big animal. >> why don't you walk here with me, a safety thing, you don't bring the big animals. they're big animals, safe as i can. the one thing you don't want to do is walk behind this guy. look how pretty. look how amazing. >> jimmy: wow. >> this is pretty amazing. jack our 2,000-pound bison, or buffalo. >> i thought it would be bigger. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so bison and buffalo are interchangeable terms? >> yes. in this case they are. it's not a true buffalo. it's a bison. but very often we just call them buffalo. what i want you to start with, this is the biggest animal i've brought to you, pet it. touch him right here. feel that fur. >> jimmy: okay. hi. i mean you no harm. >> those horns are one of his number one weapons. >> jimmy: one of his number one weapons? >> of course. the other is the head. he'll use his head as a battering ram if they decide to get aggressive. one of my favorite things about these guys is the males get to
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hang out with the ladies. so all year round, the ladies don't like them because they're too aggressive. the boys will form a bachelor herd. they hang out. they all wait. right around the rut the biggest boy gets to hang out with the girls. >> jimmy: is that right? what do the other boys do? dry hump each other? [ laughter ] >> they do whatever they have to. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you want to try to pet him? >> oh, wait till andy finds out what we have planned. oh, nothing. he can use a kleenex. >> i got deep inside his brains. >> jimmy: there's a lot of stuff in there. is that just snot? >> he's got a big tongue. he's a grazer, eats grass. the tongue is big and impressive. he doesn't do any meat. >> jimmy: can we ride him? >> you cannot. >> jimmy: has anyone tried? >> people have. you'll see pictures of old rodeos, they used to ride these guys. but no. the reason jack's so nice, no one tries to jump on his back. another fun thing about animals this big, you don't realize this. >> pet the horns.
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>> jimmy: guillermo! thank you very much, dave. thanks to you, jack, for coming. i know this is probably not on your list of things to do today. "pet nation renovation" september 17th on animal planet. dave salmoni, andy samberg. we'll be right back with desiigner! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. when pat toomey went to washington, he didn't stop... working for wall street. toomey's plan would risk social security on the stock market, lining bankers' pockets with fees from our benefits that... could total billions,
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even if the market crashes, and seniors lose everything. katie mcginty is working for us. a mother of three, and ninth of ten kids, mcginty knows what matters. she'll fight for equal pay, affordable college, and... she'll always protect social security. dscc is responsible for the content of this advertising. idonald trump says he alone can fix the problems we face. well i don't believe that's how you get things done in our country. it takes democrats and republicans
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working together. that's how we got health care for 8 million kids. rebuilt new york city after 9/11. and got the treaty cutting russia's nuclear arms. we've got to bring people together. that's how you solve problems and that's what i'll do as president. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by samsung. >> jimmy: thanks to andy samberg, dave salmoni, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. first here with the song "timmy turner," desiigner! ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ tiimmy, tiimmy tiimmy turner he was wishin' for a burner to kill everybody walkin' ♪ ♪ he knows that his soul have
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♪ she [ bleep ] for bet wildin' for wallet kill everybody walkin he knows that his ♪ ♪ soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner he was wishin' for a burner to kill everybody walkin' ♪ ♪ he knows that his soul in the her walkin' ♪ for wallet kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul ♪ ♪ in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner young boy walkin' ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy tiimmy turner tiimmy ♪ ♪ tiimmy turner eh, yeah he wish had a burner young [ bleep ] move and he kill with confirma ♪ ♪ you get hit, [ bleep ] left with earner choppa move, both want it ♪ ♪ you get hit down in both ♪ tiimmy turner he was wishin' for a burner to everybody walkin' he knows that his soul ♪
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♪ in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner he was wishin' for a burner to ♪ he knows that his soul in the furnace on bet have her walkin' ♪ ♪ soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy tiimmy turner tiimmy ♪ ♪ he knows that his soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy tiimmy turner ♪ ♪ he was wishin' for a burner to kill everybody walkin he knows that his soul in the furnace ♪ ♪ kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ ♪ he was wishin' for a burner to kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace ♪ ♪ kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ ♪ he was wishin' for a burner to kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace ♪ ♪ on bet have her walkin' she for bet wildin' for wallet ♪ ♪ kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ ♪ he was wishin' for a burner to kill everybody walkin' he knows
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that his soul in the furnace ♪ ♪ on bet have her walkin', she for bet wildin' for wallet ♪ ♪ kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ ♪ he was wishin' for a burner to kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace ♪ ♪ on bet have her walkin', she for bet wildin' for wallet ♪ ♪ kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ ♪ he was wishin' for a burner to kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace ♪ tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ ♪ he was wishin' for a burner to kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace ♪ ♪ on bet have her walkin', she ♪ kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ ♪ he was wishin' for a burner to kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace ♪ ♪ on bet have her walkin', she for bet wildin' for wallet ♪ ♪ kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ ♪ he was wishin' for a burner to
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kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace ♪ ♪ on bet have her walkin', she for bet wildin' for wallet ♪ ♪ kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ ♪ kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ ♪ he was wishin' for a burner to kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace ♪ ♪ on bet have her walkin', she for bet wildin' for wallet ♪ ♪ kill everybody walkin' he knows that his soul in the furnace tiimmy, tiimmy, tiimmy turner ♪ ♪
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, murder for hire? a college professor gunned down by alleged hitmen. >> he's got blood all over his head. >> who were they working for? policesy it could be his ex-wife's family. >> they're very angry with him. >> undercover video from a sting operation. >> she has the paper, they're walking away. >> are police closing in? >> sometimes it just feels like it's flown by. >> ellen pompeo takes us into the "grey." after 12 seasons her character's life is as racy as ever. are her days off-camera as steamy and dreamy? the leading lady talks motherhood and why she chose to extend her stay at seattle grey's hospital. be our
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