trump as a great character. i have the most respect. he was disrespectful to her consistently throughout the debate. tonight, i thought donald trump characterized alec baldwin. wrong. he looked like an "snl" character tonight. >> sorry. i was waiting to see him reach out to those undecided voters, the philadelphia suburban voters, women voters. for one thing, he said he wants to overturn roe versus wade. >> the high point of the debate. >> for you. >> you saw how he danced around that. >> it's going to go to the states. why did he say that? >> he did not wapt to go on the record -- because he's gone both ways. he's pro-life, then pro-choice. he's going back and forth. >> he would appoint justices that lead to that conclusion. >> they were both pandering.

hillary and trump were both pandering. we know a pander. we know the dog whistle. donald trump is not going to be able to get roe versus wade overturned. he said it's going to happen. not like he's going to do it. it's not going to happen. at the same time, hillary clinton says exactly the right things that those suburban women that would vote for republicans are keyed into. >> those same women, i'm going to tell you, they are undecided. at the end of the day, they do not necessarily embrace hillary clinton, but they cannot bring themselves to vote for donald trump. >> stay home? >> they will not stay home. they are races they will vote in. >> you believe they care about toomey -- >> they do. they will hold their nose and vote for hillary clinton. they might not like it. they will do it for this time. >> not voting in this election, no matter where you are is really a sign of lack of

citizenship. this is all that everybody is talking about. we are sick of it. we really do want it to be over. >> it may not be. >> according to donald trump, it could last to the cuban revolution. >> i know people that are not going to vote for either candidate. i am not going to. i'm writing in. >> if you look strategically, what did hillary have to achieve? make sure she didn't make any mistakes. she looked presidential. she seemed even tempers. then trump made the glaring mistake about saying he wouldn't accept the election results. i think this is a clear win for hillary. >> one issue we haven't heard much about even the aarp has an ad. >> social security. >> that was part of the discussion. remember what donald trump said? what did you think of their comments on social security. >> it so long ago abandoned a

serious conversation that might inform the american public about issues. donald trump doesn't know anything about it and hillary doesn't want to talk about it. the whole conversation about entitlements and the deficit and the debt are not subjects a democratic candidate wants to be talking about the last 20 days. the issue, i don't know what the issues of social security are because nobody talked about them. we were talking about privatizing it because it was running out of money. now i'm hearing it is running out of money again. i'm concerned. i'm a 66-year-old guy. i'm going to be on social security in six years. it's going to run out in five. >> clinton opened up the attacks where she said you choked on the wall in mexico. you met with the mexican president. i was on the situation room when you were on "the apprentice." proven to be a liar, a nasty woman, ineffective in a 30-year

career. hearing this in a presidential debate, is this changing things? >> things have already changes when donald trump came down the escalator and declared himself a candidate for president. a reality tv star declared himself for president and won the nomination. here we are. we have not had the opportunity to have substantive debates until tonight. the candidates stayed on the topic or the question as opposed to talking over each other, talking over the moderator. >> i had a young son that is going to be voting for the first time. i keep telling him this is an aberration. >> do you believe that? >> i think it's an aberration of what has come before. whether this is going to change everything going forward is up in the air. i sure hope not. >> okay. we are going to have a twitter poll from viewers then a couple other things when we come back. most people owe the bank.

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continue our discussion with our insiders here on 6abc. the university poll, clinton leading 47-40% over trump. we have a pennsylvania poll, pennsylvania is an important state. clinton ahead 47 over 41% for trump. you can see the sampling error, 3.8%. we have a twitter poll. thanks for joining us on that. most of you, and of course this is unscientific. we have 1200 some votes. hillary clinton over donald trump, then you have that tie, 8%. some people believe it was a tie. christine, whoever wins the presidency, how are they going to pick the pieces up and get the country unified? >> that is something trump should have been able to do with that response. he should have been able to say regardless of what happens, i'm

an american. i'm going to make america great again by accepting these results. it is going to be very hard, matt. i was telling nia in the women's room earlier, i have lost friends over this. i don't know if we are going to be able to bridge a divide because it's been, as we said at this table, it's been a generous type of election where people are really getting into the dirt. i don't think that those who are even undecided at this point or in the middle are going to embrace either candidate whole heartedly. they are going to have a difficult time. harder than in 2000. >> jim eisenhower, what do you think about the house and senate? what's going to happen with that? >> look, a six-point lead, if the polls are right that hillary has in pennsylvania, it would be a big win to carry the state. >> a danger zone for toomey,

isn't it? >> a danger zone for toomey. when george bush narrowed the race down, it hurt us on the democratic ticket. it's six points. that gives a real margin for josh shapiro, katie and congressional candidates. >> final thoughts. >> think is going to open up more when it comes to how hillary clinton may carry pennsylvania. to your earlier question, this is going to have to be an appeal again. republicans, democrats, independents to bring this country back together. whoever the next president is, they can't do everything on the partisan level. they have to reach across the aisle and get the best and the brightest thinkers and bring them into the administration. >> hillary clinton as president, which will be the outcome, extraordinarily complicated, but great opportunity to try to bring the country together. working with paul ryan is her best chance of doing itd. >> thanks for joining us on this

special edition of "inside story." i have to get to bed. i'm going to be up at 4:30 a.m. see you later.

we are back with our ninth straight hour of post-debate analysis. let's turn to our focus group of undecided voters. who here is still undecided? still? how is that even possible? >> jimmy: we don't know, joe. we might be undecided. on the record, we might not. >> that doesn't make any sense. >> jimmy: i totally agree. to disagree. i go back and forth, right, everybody? we go back and forth. >> how do you all get dressed in the morning? >> jimmy: we don't know. my question fors melania trump. melania, is it really possible for a shampoo to double as a conditioner? to me it doesn't make any sense. >> you all are ignorant

[ bleep ]. >> jimmy: oh, joe. was he talking to us? i don't know either. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" after the debate! tonight, gal gadot, debate sensation ken bone in las vegas, jimmy talks to kids, and presidential candidate gary johnson. and now, more than ever, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you. very nice. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thanks for coming. we are beaming to you live from hollywood. earlier tonight, as many of you saw, those of you in our studio

audience saw, from the university of nevada, las vegas, the final presidential debate. ever, i think. i don't think there will be will be another one. after tonight hillary clinton and donald trump, think about this, they never have to be in the same room again. it's like the last time we saw mom and dad fight before the divorce. all the major networks scrapped their regularly scheduled program to cover this. "black-i "black-ish" was preempted for a new episode of "orange-ish and white-ish." there was a lot of speculation how the candidates would greet each other, would they shake hands? turned out they did not greet each other. hillary tried to shake donald trump's hand but she couldn't find it. [ laughter ] this debate was more focused on the issues than the others were. they had very strict rules. no cheering, no clapping, no booing, no answering the actual questions asked. [ laughter ] there wasn't as much back and forth, which is hard for donald trump because that's what he like. but to his credit he did manage,

his interruptions, he did manage to keep them short. >> he was for the invasion of iraq -- >> wrong. >> and he has consistently denied what is -- >> wrong. >> -- a very clear fact that -- >> wrong. >> before they had mocked and mimicked him -- >> wrong. >> he had insulted a former miss universe, alicia machado, called her an eating machine -- >> give me a -- your husband disagrees with you. such a nasty trust fund. >> he started tweeting that the emmys were rigged -- >> should have gotten him. >> jimmy: he even did it to the moderator chris wallace. >> while millions have already voted, election day, november 8th, is just 20 days away. one thing everyone here can agree on, we hope you will go vote. it is one of the honors and obligations of living in this great country -- >> wrong. >> thank you and good luck. >> jimmy: that's a weird

position to take. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was fascinated by watching donald trump. his eyes were mostly closed the whole time. his voice was at like a phone sex whisper. almost seemed like he was doing an impression of alec baldwin doing an impression of him. he said disaster, he said bigley, he said mexico is sending bad hombres. i guess the rosetta stone tapes are paying off. on the subject of numerous allegations of sexual misconduct, trump said, i didn't even apologize to my wife. which i believe. i do, i believe that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 100%. he tried to shake things up before the debate by inviting president obama's half brother malik obama who says he's a trump supporter to the debate.

malik primarily lives in kenya. at one time he and his brother were close, he was the best man at his wedding and vice versa, according to the "washington post" malik has somewhere between three and 12 wives. that's one of the things he and donald trump have in common. [ laughter ] polygamy is allowed as part of malik obama's religion. i guess that whole ban on muslims entering the united states thing doesn't apply to donald trump's personal guests for the debate. but he also invited sarah palin who came in from alaska to be -- sarah palin is the hpv of american politics. she lays dormant for quite a while, but then just when you think she's gone. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you have to hand it to trump in a way. he always has the most interesting plus-ones. if i was hillary clinton, i swear, if i was hillary i would have invited billy bush to the debate. i would have had him roll in on

the bus, you know? the last two weeks trump has been saying the election is rigged, the election is rigged. and then, sure enough, look at this. >> every time donald thinks things are not going in his direction he claims, whatever it is, it's rigged against him. >> jimmy: right there. look at that word, circle that. rig! she had it written on the wall! [ laughter ] have fun with that, crazy people on the internet. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i do have to say, at this point if you're still undecided, i say that's it, you're now not allowed to vote. furthermore, i will never go to a restaurant with you. i mean, the options aren't going to change. it's like looking for a hamburger on the menu at taco bell, there's not one on there. maybe the most famous undecided voter is standing by live in las vegas. he is our special correspondent for this debate.

from the campus at unlv, please say hello to ken bone. hello ken, how are you doing [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ken, you've already explained and apologized for what you wrote on redit, i won't make you go through that again. one question, was that how your wife found out you liked to look at naked celebrities online, through that story? >> jimmy, she found out like all great american wives, through the door. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the old-fashioned way, huh? >> that's right. >> jimmy: so she still gave you permission to go to las vegas, right? correct? >> i'm on the clock, if i'm not with your producers i'm back in the hotel room with her. >> jimmy: with no wi-fi, i hope. ken, where did you watch the debate? you weren't in the debate hall, were you? >> no. i'm tired of that. i'm at the unlv student union at

their watch party. >> jimmy: how about that. and what was the mood like in there? how did everybody feel? well, jimmy, it was like watching a football game. we had rabid support others both sides. big hits, big full wimblefumble >> jimmy: last week you told me you were going to decide who you would support after this debate. have you decided who you will support in this election? >> i think you should probably listen to the internet, i'm not trustworthy. i have not decided. after i have decided i promise i'm not going to tell anyone, even you, even though i love you. >> jimmy: you're never going to tell anyone, why? >> well, once i tell anyone who i'm voting for i lose my opportunity to just say, get out and vote. i don't care who you vote for, i just want everybody to get to the polls and make their voice heard. if you listen to the fat guy from st. louis, you're not listening to your own heart and conscience. >> jimmy: all right. i have another question for you. i hope you will answer this question with us.

and share this with us. have you washed that sweater yet? >> well, jimmy, i must have because it's shrinking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where's the after party, guys? what's going to happen after this? will you go back home or will there be a thing? >> i'm going out to los angeles tomorrow, jimmy. >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah, i'll be at the premiere of "dr. strange" so i can forget about this political mess for a while. >> jimmy: it's like a dream come true. thank you, i think everyone there probably has a ken boner right now for you. [ laughter ] >> i know i do, jimmy. >> jimmy: ken in las vegas. hello to my friends, the rebels. [ cheers and applause ] from the new movie "keeping up with the joneses," wonder woman herself gal gadot is here. [ cheers and applause ] as is the libertarian candidate for president, gary johnson. gary wasn't invited to the debate. to get even we didn't invite clinton or trump to be here with

us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] gary's an interesting guy. he went on a 70-mile bike ride over the weekend. he probably has a better chance of winning the tour de france than he does of winning this election. quick question, how many of you have heard of gary johnson before tonight? [ cheers and applause ] most. seems like most. probably 60% of you are lying. but he doesn't have great awareness. thanks to his appearance tonight, he has moved up a place on the list of north america's most famous johnsons. magic, dwayne, gary at number 12. so congratulations to him. [ cheers and applause ] donald trump had some interesting disagreements over the course of the last year but none of them to me are more interesting than the disagreement is he has with his running mate. trump refused to say whether or not he would accept the results of the election if he loses. even though right before the

debate started his running mate, mike pence, was on cnn saying he absolutely would. and there have been a number of occasions on which trump's positions have butted heads with those of mike pence which is very unusual. typically running mates are in step on everything the candidate says, but nothing donald trump does is typical. and that is why i'm looking forward to this big debate that just was set for saturday night. >> don't miss the first-ever debate between a presidential candidate and his own running mate. saturday night, they go head to head on the big issues. the election. >> we will absolutely accept the results of the election. >> the whole thing is one big fix. >> russian hacking. >> there's more and more evidence that implicates russia. >> i don't think anybody knows that it was russia that broke into the dnc. >> abortion. >> donald trump and i would never support legislation that punished women. >> there has to be some form of punishment. >> syria. >> united states of america should be prepared to use military force to strike military targets of the assad

regime. >> he and i haven't spoken and i disagree. >> experience. >> i served 12 years in the congress. >> i think people are tired of politicians. >> and that notorious video. >> i don't condone what was said and i spoke out against it. >> it's prez versus veep and only one can prevail. don't miss the epic battle. the first presidential versus his own vice presidential debate, saturday night on abncbsnbcspan. >> jimmy: we have to take a break. when we come back we'll find out what a very enfocused focus group of children thought of the debate. coming to you live, stick around, we'll be right back! ♪i live in a nameless town

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>> jimmy: welcome back. "jimmy kimmel live," live after the debate. gal gadot and gary johnson on the way. first, i am a big believer that chirp are our future. i learned it from a song. when i was a children. the truth is the results of this election are going to affect them more than they affect us. tonight i assembled a group of actual kids, a focus group if you will, to get their thoughts on clinton versus trump. hello, did you enjoy the debate? >> yes. >> jimmy: what did you like best about it? >> i don't really even have anything that was too exciting. >> so you liked the whole thing? >> no. because they argue a lot. >> jimmy: they did argue a lot. what were they arguing about? >> they were arguing about who should be president.

and they were just saying, you're no good at this, no, but he's no good at that, but she's no good at this. >> jimmy: do you think that was nice? >> no. >> no, it was pretty annoying. >> jimmy: it was annoying. do you think they were both being rude? >> yes! >> because donald trump was talking over hillary. >> jimmy: when you were in school, are you allowed to talk when other people are talking? >> n-o! >> jimmy: you guys just did all talk at the same time, right? >> right. >> right. >> right. >> jimmy: do you think hillary clinton went to donald trump's wedding? >> no. >> uh -- >> nope. >> n-o. >> jimmy: guess what, she did go. >> why? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because at one time they were friends. >> what? why is that? >> jimmy: i don't know, i don't know what happened. can you believe that? >> i don't get it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what vegetable do the candidates remind you of? >> he reminds me of a carrot. she looks like an onion. >> that's what i said. >> jimmy: an onand carrot.

now if you had to eat one of the candidates would you rather eat an onion or carrot? >> a carrot. >> i would rather eat a carrot because onions are spicy alone. >> jimmy: i see. i want to show you photographs. i'd like you to tell me who the people in the photographs are, okay? who is this guy? >> george washington. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's not george washington. do you know? >> nope. >> george clooney? >> jimmy: is this george clooney? no, it's not george clooney. it's not named george. >> it's not named george. >> what does it start with? >> jimmy: "t" as in tip, last letter "k" as in kaine. >> tim canyon? >> jimmy: close, tim kaine, hillary's running mate. he would be vice president if hillary wins. >> he looks like a mushroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how about this guy? >> paul something. >> jimmy: paul something?

this is mike pence. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: do you know who he is? >> no. >> he's the -- donald trump and he was going to be the vice president. >> jimmy: right, he is donald trump's running mate. do you like his face? >> well, i think the mike pence is like more friendlier than donald. describing their faces. >> jimmy: yeah, just looking at his face. >> donald trump seems like he's losing his mind every day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you think you would be a good president? >> i'd rather not be because it would be a hard job. >> jimmy: what kind of job do you want to have? >> kind like a sort of easy job. >> jimmy: what's an easy job? >> broadway. oh, i love broadway. >> stop interrupting me. well, an easy job would be like -- like putting up flags, i guess. >> jimmy: putting up flags if you're going to be a flag putter-upper?

>> yes. >> jimmy: yes, yes. who makes a better president, a man or a woman? >> a woman. >> a woman. >> a woman. >> jimmy: why are women better than men? >> well, i think it's time for a new girl president. >> jimmy: a new girl president? you mean zoe deschanel? >> i think it's time. >> i think it's time for our first girl president. all the other 44, men. >> jimmy: you are going to get a lot of action with that attitude, young man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a lot. are you guys boyfriend and girlfriend? >> no! >> don't ask. [ laughter ] >> no. n-o. >> jimmy: i think i happened upon something. what do you think, frankie? >> no, he's not at all. i don't even -- i don't even know this guy. >> jimmy: what do you mean, you're sitting next to him. >> i don't know him. >> jimmy: you're holding hands. >> no, we're not. >> no, we're not. >> jimmy: you were. >> no, we weren't. >> jimmy: i'm pretty sure you were holding hands.

>> look, it's not even a funny joke. >> in the air like i just don't care. >> jimmy: but you care very much. >> this is just awkward. >> jimmy: yeah, this is awkward. [ laughter ] >> i wish it would stop. >> we're too young to have boyfriends. >> jimmy: i know. you're too young to have boyfriends but quinn is old enough to have a girlfriend. are you thinking about her right now? >> uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just call him honey. >> no! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we got a little off track. thank you, kids. tonight on our live post-debate show we go right to the top of the libertarian ticket, gary johnson is here. we'll be right back with gal gad gadot, stick around! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by masterpass. the simple and secure way to pay from your bank.

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i've always taken on the status quo. in harrisburg, they didn't like it when i stopped their perks and pushed for reform. as head of pennsylvania's third-largest county, i cut out wall street middlemen to protect pensions. now, as chairman of the pennsylvania commission on crime, i'm leading the fight to stop the epidemic of heroin and opioid abuse. as attorney general, i'll prosecute anyone who scams our seniors. and i'll hold the oil and gas companies accountable to keep our drinking water safe. i'm josh shapiro. i'll be an attorney general who always fights for you.

i spent many years as a nuclear missile launch officer. if the president gave the order we had to launch the missiles, that would be it. i prayed that call would never come. [ radio chatter ] self control may be all that keeps these missiles from firing. [ sirens blearing ] i would bomb the [ beep] out of them. i want to be unpredictable. i love war. the thought of donald trump with nuclear weapons scares me to death. it should scare everyone. i'm hillary clinton and i approve this message. >> jimmy: it's ken bone mania in las vegas. welcome back. we're live on this post-debate extravaganza. with us the former governor of new mexico and current libertarian nominee for president, gary johnson is here.

i'm not sure, do you think america could get behind a president named gary? i don't know. tomorrow night benedict cumberbatch, isla fisher, music from flapper zombies. monday night the president of the united states, barack obama, will be here live. [ cheers and applause ] we're not screwing around him. do you have a question for the president? anything you would like to ask him? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: what? >> guillermo: can he stay four more years? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i see. he's really wor rry about that wall, okay? all right. after getting stuck in the middle of a fight between superman and batman we figured our first guest could handle the aftermath of tonight's debate. she plays a friendly neighborhood spy in the new comedy "keeping up with the joneses." >> hello, karen. >> what a surprise! huh. you've got no clothes, you're on the phone, i'm going to go.

>> to be continued. i was just leaving a voice mail. he likes to hear from me when i'm trying on lingerie. it's one of our things. keeps the spark alive. do you and jeff have a thing? >> yes, jeff and i have a thing. we do it really fast in case the kids come running into our room. >> hm. >> jimmy: oh, it's over? oh. "keeping up with the joneses" opens friday. please welcome gal gadot! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> so exciting. >> jimmy: we can keep running that clip over and over again till "nightline" comes on. >> sure. sure. >> jimmy: there's an even -- i

wouldn't say better but there's a different and more exciting scene later on with you and isla fisher. >> that's why i signed the movie to begin with. >> jimmy: is it really? >> yeah. they said, there's a kiss scene, and i was like, oh. then they say, with island fisher. and i was like, oh! i'm in! >> jimmy: were you more excited about a kissing scene with a woman than a male costar? >> you sound like my husband right now. [ laughter ] let's just say it was -- i felt very comfortable with isla. >> jimmy: i see. >> we got really close. >> jimmy: was your husband as or more excited as you were? >> he was happy. this is as close, the closest as he's going to get with a redhead. and a jewish girl. it was proper. >> jimmy: congratulations. i'd have loved to watch him at the screening when that happened. what is it like? did you watch the debate in the first place? >> of course i have. >> jimmy: you did.

what did you think of it? what are your thoughts? >> it was -- it was -- it was very interesting. fascinating. no, it is. i never watch it, and i -- this is the first time i've started to watch these debates. and it was interesting. >> jimmy: is it similar to how it goes in israel? >> not at all. >> jimmy: it's not? >> no, not -- no. >> jimmy: how is it different? >> in israel you don't vote tort person, you vote for the party. there's not only two parties, there's over ten, i think. >> jimmy: then when a specific party wins they choose the leader amongst themselves? >> yeah. the head of the party's the one. >> jimmy: who you know going in who the leader is going to be? >> yes. >> jimmy: in a way -- >> then he needs to figure out a coalition, it's really hard to build a coalition when you have so many parties, and it's a thing. >> jimmy: do they have debates? >> in israel the one who's being chose can say -- like can get elected for how many times it is.

>> jimmy: okay, i gotcha. >> which is interesting. >> jimmy: sure, yeah, right. we have two terms. >> exactly. >> jimmy: it's eight years, a long time. not too many people last that honk in the first place. >> yes. >> jimmy: as wonder woman, have you considered running for prime minister of israel as wonder woman? [ laughter ] >> actually, no. i haven't. >> jimmy: you are appearing at the united nations. when is it? >> isn't this crazy? it's wonderful. i'm going to get to meet lynda carter finally. >> jimmy: you never met her? >> no. >> jimmy: wow, shelf the wonder woman on the tv series. >> i know. >> jimmy: you've not met her. >> no. this year is wonder woman's 75th anniversary. and she is named as an ambassador to the u.n. >> jimmy: i see. >> and on friday we're going to go to the u.n. and there's going to be a huge -- >> jimmy: do people at the u.n. know wonder woman is not a real character, like this is a made-up -- [ laughter ] >> don't tell them, don't tell them. >> jimmy: they're not looking to you for help, are they? >> no, no, they think it's a

real thing. >> jimmy: you've made two wonder woman movies in which you've been wonder woman. >> i'm so excited. >>. >> jimmy: are you? >> i feel like i was spitted out of a tornado. it's been a hell of a year. i'm happy and grateful for this year we'ved a. we shot right after "keeping up with the joneses," we shot the "wonder woman" movie which is going to be out in june. and right when i finished that one, i started to shoot "justice league" with everyone. >> jimmy: right back in the costume. >> right back in the costume. and i wrapped two weeks ago. >> jimmy: how old is your daughter? >> 5. >> jimmy: does she know mommy is wonder woman? >> she does. >> jimmy: is she sufficiently impressed by that? >> she's very proud. i don't think she understands the concept of everything. >> jimmy: well, who would really. [ laughter ] >> it's true, i don't either. >> jimmy: she's not the one making out with isla fisher. [ cheers and applause ]

>> and i didn't think about that. >> jimmy: that's going to be a strange moment. >> but basically, alma is very -- my daughter is very proud. we go to the park and then she goes to, you know, kids try to make friends on so they go to the parents -- she goes. "my mom is wonder woman." the parents look at me strangely, not recognizing me. and i would go, you know, every mother is a wonder woman. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my mother was more like the joker. [ laughter ] >> she did a good job, she did a good job. >> jimmy: the jury's still out on that. will your daughter dress as wonder woman for halloween? >> no, she is going to be a unicorn. >> jimmy: you dress as wonder woman for halloween. >> no, i had enough. >> jimmy: enough wonder woman? >> costume. i'm going to try something else. >> jimmy: do you have something in mind now? >> yes, but i'm not going to say because i want to do the trick or treat. it's the first time we're in the

u.s. >> jimmy: you're going to knock on doors? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh my god, they better have paramedics standing by. >> i'm not going to say what i'm going to wear. >> jimmy: if you came to my house i'd give you my tv. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. the movie is very funny, "keeping up with the joneses." it opens in theaters friday. gal gadot, everybody. be right back with gary johnson!

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>> jimmy: hi, there, we're back. our next guest is running for president of the united states. don't tell him it's not going to happen, he's having fun. he's the libertarian party nominee for the most powerful job in the world. please welcome governor gary johnson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: you don't look like you're running for president. you look like i've made an insurance claim and you're coming to inspect my car.

>> how is your car? >> jimmy: i'll leave that to you. how are you doing? thanks for coming. >> thank you for the invite. of course i got excluded from the presidential debates. >> jimmy: how did that happen? how did ross perot get in the debate? >> ross perot was polling less than i am right now. initially he was polling really high. he dropped out, all that stuff that happened that i can't begin to explain. but then he was polling lower than i am right now, and clinton and bush wanted him in the debate. so he was in the debate. >> jimmy: they wanted him? >> they body thought it would benefit them. then after that, presidential debate commission, republicans and democrats, come up with 15%. it's chicken and egg, you can't get to 15% if 60% of america doesn't know who you are. that probably gets remedied tonight. >> jimmy: i'm surprised with the cable networks that somebody hasn't said, we'll have another debate with you and jill stein and maybe another candidate and

put that on. >> we did that in the 2012 cycle and that doesn't go anywhere. >> jimmy: maybe you do it with your shirt off. [ laughter ] >> maybe. it would be a good idea. >> jimmy: if you on the off chance you do not win the presidency -- >> off chance. >> jimmy: will you accept the results? [ cheers and applause ] will you accept the results? >> we will. >> jimmy: that's very big of you. who did you think did better tonight in the debate of the two candidates? >> you know, i do have issues with body of them. both of them. libertarians, fiscally conservative, socially inclusive, really skeptical about the wars, military intervention, regime change, and free market, believing that will lead to more u.s. jobs. so really issues with both, with both candidates trump, starting with immigration. i got to tell you, it's just crazy the notion of deporting 11 million undocumented workers in new mexico, how's that going to

work where half the population is hispanic? the biggest who hah was hillary, the biggest whopper of the evening, hillary said, i'm not going to add a penny to the deficit. come on. >> jimmy: maybe she meant that literally. she's not going to add a penny. to the deficit. raf [ laughter ] >> that's true. $30 trillion but not a penny. >> jimmy: you're popular with young people largely because you supported legalization of marijuana very early on. like before everybody did. >> before everybody did, yes. well, by the way, i think california's going to vote to legalize it in november. i think that's really going to be the tipping point. >> jimmy: if we remember to vote. [ laughter ] >> do you know that in the last year, the number one category of arrest in this entire country was marijuana? >> jimmy: is that true? >> yes. number one category of arrest in the last one year. last year. this is 2016. and we all think that somehow,

hey, this is -- people aren't getting arrested, when in fact, number one category of arrest. >> jimmy: wow. >> i think it's flabbergasting. >> jimmy: including all marijuana-related offenses? >> yeah. get pulled over, hey, you got pot? we're going to cite you for possession. whether that's misdemeanor or felony. marijuana, number one category. >> jimmy: that would save a lot of money if that wasn't happening? >> when i was governor, half of law enforcement, half the courts, half the prisons, the money that we spend in each one of those areas is drug related. what are we getting for it? the highest incarceration rate of any country in the world. we got 2.3 million people behind bars. and i refuse to believe we're any less law-abiding than any other country. so the main category of prisoner in federal prison today is the person who sold small amounts of drugs on numerous occasions and been caught. so mandatory sentencing, three strikes you're out, not giving judges discretion -- it's the drug war that is leading in this incarceration. >> jimmy: what about other drugs

that aren't marijuana? do you believe in legalizing those? >> i don't. i advocated legalizing marijuana only. but i think the country is going to come to a quantum leap of understanding when it comes to drugs and it's going to start with understanding the drug problem first as a health issue rather than a criminal justice issue. and i think that's going to happen rapid-fire here. >> jimmy: is that at odds with your position as a libertarian? wouldn't a very strict libertarian be for drugs of all kind, letting people do whatever they want to do? >> i am the libertarian nominee for president. i don't think we're going to legalize heroin in my lifetime. but can we adopt strategies that will reduce death, disease, crime, and corruption? the things we really care about? yes, we can. we have the most effective policies in the world to kill heroin addicts. we could have policies that would keep hair addicts alive. for the most part, after about 12 years, people quit using

heroin. it's just in this country, because of hiv, hepatitis "c," because of the violence and crime involved with having to procure the heroin in the first place, dying of overdose, quality, quantity unknown, people don't live 12 years doing heroin in this country. >> jimmy: other countries are doing a better job with their heroin addicts? >> when you look at zurich, switzerland, having adopted harm reduction strategy there, chief of police, they came out with a program, free heroin. the chief of police from zurich, switzerland, came to albuquerque in -- >> jimmy: is that on their website? [ laughter ] that's a hell of a -- wow. >> chief of police comes to albuquerque, he says, when they came out with this program in zurich, when they came out with this proposal, i could not have been more opposed. death, disease, crime, corruption was going to skyrocket, all my friends in law enforcement, we thought the same thing. he said, i'm here to tell you that it has been fabulously successful. >> jimmy: wow. >> that death, disease, crime,

corruption, has plummeted. all the things they said would be worse are much better. and the citizens of zurich re-upped on the program. another example is vancouver. again, if you're going to reduce death, look, you're going to issue clean needles. you're going to issue a dose of heroin that's not going to kill somebody, not knowing what it is or what the quality, quantity of it is. >> jimmy: right, right. so -- well, you were ceo of a company that sold marijuana, true? you still are involved with them? >> well, actually, one of the -- i'm not involved with them anymore. >> jimmy: what happened? >> well, just that i resigned to do this. >> jimmy: you'll go back to the potheads later, right? [ laughter ] >> it's an exciting industry. right now one of the drawbacks to the industry is everything that is sold in any state where it's legal has to be grown, processed, packaged,

manufactured, sold in that state by residents of those states. >> jimmy: that's no good? >> it's not a good consumer model. >> jimmy: it would be great if that applied to food, wouldn't it? produce, et cetera, like that? >> well, food, yes. well, everything else. everything else is done in that model. you know what's not known here in california is that technically everything is illegal in california right now. >> jimmy: what do you mean everything? >> everything that's done marijuana-wise. >> jimmy: i thought you meant "everything." oh, boy, we're in trouble, i'm doing a lot of things! [ laughter ] >> everything in the marijuana paradigm. >> jimmy: speaking of things that are illegal, i think we could double your poll numbers tonight. i mean, i really -- i know what to do. if you can, now, this is not marijuana. it's just regular tobacco. but if we got video of you rolling a joint. [ laughter ] you know, we'll take a break and we'll see if gary can do it when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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