>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- blake shelton. from "nocturnal animals," andrea riseborough. and "this year in unnecessary censorship." and now, watch this -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome to the show, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we know why you're here.

for the show, right? that's very nice. we all appreciate it. this is our last show before the new year. i have to say, it is weird that 2016 was only one year, i feel at least five years older than i did last year. so much arguing and fighting. people keep saying, i can't wait for 2016 to be over. but 2017, that isn't looking so great either. [ laughter ] like the movie "alien." 2016 may have been the moment when the alien attached itself to our face, but 2017 is when it rips its way out of our stomachs and tears the ship apart. [ laughter ] and as if 2016 wasn't difficult enough, we get news today that [ laughter ] i know, just when you thought it couldn't get worse. america, apparently, there's a shortage of nitrous oxide. there was an explosion in august at a nitrous oxide factory in -- well, florida, of course. [ laughter ] where else do you think they make it? [ laughter ] and as a result, they don't have enough gas to put it in the cans. they have plenty of cream,

they're just low on whip. [ laughter ] and this is especially troubling, because in boston, they just legalized marijuana for recreational use. [ cheers and applause ] they'll have nothing to put on their cream pies. [ laughter ] so we are in a tailspin, folks. there's no end in sight. i don't know if i want to live in a world if i can't stand in front of my refrigerator doing this. don't tell my wife i do that. in front of the refrigerator. the good news is, we have a new "star wars" movie to look forward to, "rogue one: a star wars story." late tonight. it's a huge budget movie, expected to make a lot of money. they say it might make millions. [ laughter ] but bob iger, the ceo of disney, the company who made "rogue one," also our boss announced today, we had a great year, made a lot of money, so only go see it if you want to. isn't that refreshing? [ laughter ] this is pretty good. our local kcal news in l.a. did

a story about "star wars" related activities coming out in advance of the movie. they were refreshingly honest too. >> battling with light sabres, bringing "star wars" to life. the weekend jedi are members of america's 12 sabre guilds, staging performances and training young padawans, all to benefit various charities across the country and pass on the force. kcal 9 news. >> i think that's jedi shaming. [ laughter ] one of the exciting things about "rogue one," darth vader is in it. but this is interesting. apparently, the original darth vader costume went missing. they had to replace it with a piece of "star wars" brand merchandise, which i think looks just as good if not better. >> the world is coming undone. imperial flags reign across the galaxy. >> every day, they grow stronger.

>> the empire will triumph. >> the rebellion will be toast. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know what, toast does have a dark side. so anyway, "rogue one" is the new "star wars" movie and another one will come out next year and every year after that so long as the human race exists. meanwhile in real life. you know how the cia came out and said they believe russia was specifically trying to get trump elected when they hacked the democrats and released all their private e-mails. now senior u.s. intelligence officials say the russian attempts to interfere with our election were personally directed by vladimir putin himself. which i have to say it's nice that putin would do that for trump. those are the kind of things that best friends do for each other. [ laughter ]

but putin has denied any involvement at all, and he seems like a pretty straight shooter, so i think we should trust him on that. [ laughter ] not only that, the russian government is strongly denying another report, this one from the fbi, that vladimir putin is donald trump's secret santa. [ laughter ] but it turns out, trump was right all along, the election was rigged. [ laughter ] last night on the show, we gave out an award for "clip of the year." this was the best clip of 2016. what i'm about to show you, had it been released a little bit earlier, may have qualified for that final five. this is a video that was posted on facebook, happened at a gas station in mobile, alabama. you may have seen it already, it has like 10 million views on facebook. if you haven't, just stick with it until the end, because there's a twist. >> get on the ground! get on the ground now! get on the ground! >> get on the ground! >> who are you? >> i'm his wife.

>> get his gun from him, get his gun from him. >> i will. back up, i will get it. i will get it. back up. >> come here. >> i will get it from him. [ cheers and applause ] >> i guess you're not his wife just yet. >> brian: this is the best-worst marriage proposal possibly, probably ever. what do you think she said, yes or no? she said yes. which is not what i would have said in that situation, but we

tracked the couple in the video down, and joining us now on our big cisco screen, the wall of america, from mobile, alabama, please say hello to the daiwon mcpherson and shawna blackmon. hi, guys. >> how you doing? >> jimmy: i want to say congratulations to you on your engagement. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: and i also would like to ask, shawna, why would you marry this crazy, crazy man? >> well, for him to be as crazy as he is, i have to be just as crazy to be with him. >> jimmy: oh, okay. so this is something that did not upset you? you didn't afterwards go, what the hell is wrong with you? >> no. >> jimmy: and how did you come up with this insane idea? >> well, she was all the inspiration i needed. [ laughter ] i wanted to get the ultimate reaction from her. >> jimmy: were there other ideas that you rejected? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: worse than that one? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at the end of the video, were those tears of joy or terror, shawna? >> they were tears of joy. like i could not -- like i was just so overwhelmed with the

fact that he did all of this for me. >> jimmy: how did you get the police to go along with this prank? >> well, i shot a pitch to them. i said, well, you know, we got a lot of tension in the black life and the police in our community. so let's try to break the tension by doing something positive. >> jimmy: yeah, well, you broke it all right. you definitely broke it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maybe you haven't set a date yet, but will the police be invited to the wedding? >> yes. >> jimmy: very good. well, we took the liberty of getting you a couple of engagement gifts. we got you a fondue set, which guillermo is working on, and we got you a couple of his and hers bullet-proof vests. [ cheers and applause ] just in case. well, that is an amazing story, and you're both very, very crazy, but congratulations to you and have a happy holiday. >> thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: that's daiwon and shawna. i don't know, maybe for the honeymoon, he'll take her to afghanistan or something. [ laughter ] you know, christmas, as i mentioned is coming. at this point many of the most popular toys are sold out. the nes mini classic, you can't find. hatchimals are hard to find. but if you're looking for an adorable last-minute gift that isn't as popular as those, i think this might be the item for you. >> bored of barbies? can't find a hatchimal? good news. just in time for christmas, my little guillermo. my little guillermo can do all the things big guillermo can do. like stand next to a door. and get drunk at work. >> wow. just like the real guillermo. >> just make sure you give him water before bedtime, or he'll wake up with a hangover, or worse -- >> oh, no, he has gout! >> time to call in sick to work.

>> hello, jimmy, i have jury duty and my car is on fire. >> yay! >> i love you, my little guillermo. >> i love you too. ha ha ha! >> my little guillermo comes with everything you see here. dream house sold separately. my little guillermo is not recommended for children. ♪ my little guillermo ♪ my little guillermo ♪ his mustache is made of rodent fur ♪ >> available at walgreen's. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations, guillermo. all right, we're going to take a break. when we come back, we have this not "week in unsister censorship," "this year in unnecessary censorship." so stick around, we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ come on! why doesn't verizon offer unlimited data like t-mobile?

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>> jimmy: hello there and welcome back. blake shelton and andrea riseborough are on the way, but first, you know, this year, 2016, is a unique year, because this year, the first night of hanukkah falls on christmas eve, which hasn't happened since 1978, which means hanukkah and christmas are on the same day this year. only difference is jewish kids get their presents over eight days, whereas most other kids get them all at once. like the kid version of winning the powerball. you have too medication a decision, to make a decision. you want it as a lump sum, or you want it spread out over time? >> dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. >> jimmy: what is that? did somebody -- did you hear that? >> dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. >> jimmy: oh, no, not this again. no! >> hello! happy hanukkah! happy hanukkah!

i'm the han that chanucorn. a hanukkah unicorn. here to spread special cheer -- >> jimmy: no, i don't, i told you, gary, we're not doing this again. i'm sorry, this is one of our writers, gary. he came up with this stupid chanucorn costume. he's trying to get on it the air to convince kids this character is real -- >> did you say israel? [ laughter ] the chanucorn is from israel! he lives in an igloo made of hummus. >> jimmy: okay, no, he doesn't, because he isn't real. he is, in fact, fake. >> would they give a fake character his own primetime, network holiday special? >> jimmy: no, they wouldn't. because you don't have your own primetime holiday network special. >> oh, yeah? then what's this! [ cheers and applause ] >> ho ho ho, it's that time of year again. >> yes, it is, it's hanukkah time!

>> it's the chanucorn's eight stars of hanukkah, featuring ashley tisdale, dr. oz, billy baldwin, justice ruth bader ginsburg, and the chanucorn tries out for the harlem globetrotters. the chanucorn is here! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for joining me this evening. tonight we're going to have some schmoozing, some kibbutzing, and if you're lucky, maybe even a little mishegos. >> jimmy: stop this, please. what is going on? >> i'm hosting my own primetime hanukkah special. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he is not. you're stealing time away from my show right now. this is my show. it's not a primetime special. >> if you keep this up, i'm going to call security. and speaking of security, please welcome my security guard,

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somehow we've veered into mexican television, i'm not sure how. all right. one more thing as 2016 draws to a close. we went through the biggest tv moments of the year and selected our best bleeps and blurs and it's time now for "this year in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> this morning, donald trump went on national television and [ bleep ] my father. >> you pick a fight with america. you steal our security. you spit on our freedom. we'll put a [ bleep ] in your ass. it's the american way. >> at that point, it's not a robbery. at that point you're [ bleep ]ing a [ bleep ]. >> we've learned a lot of things since i was a kid. i used to have adults blowing [ bleep ] in my face all the time. >> we're going to ride off into the sunset together. >> brook has turned me on to what i like to call the diesel,

which is just black [ bleep ]. all the day. >> yeah, bill. we just won the world series. >> people came up and said, your mother, i [ bleep ] your mother. i [ bleep ] your mother. just over and over again. >> it won't jump out or make your face dirty. >> promise? >> i promise. >> aaah! >> did anybody [ bleep ] last night? [ cheers and applause ] >> i [ bleep ] my family, i [ bleep ] my business, i [ bleep ] my employees, and now i'm going to [ bleep ] you, the american people, like nobody has ever [ bleep ] before. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, andrea riseborough is here, and we'll be right back with blake shelton. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, from the movie "nocturnal animals," andrea riseborough is here. we got pedestrians in our room, and we will go outside for music from blake shelton. we had a santa come to the show today after rehearsal. believe it or not, we rehearse the show. so a lot of the parents who work here brought their kids in to take pictures with santa. we brought my daughter in, guillermo brought his son benji. benji just turned 5, right? >> yeah, he's 5. >> jimmy: he's very cute. i chatted with him. what does he want for christmas? >> he wants the "star wars" toys. >> jimmy: did you get them for him? >> yes. >> jimmy: which one did you get him?

>> i don't know their names, but most all of them. >> jimmy: how does it work? you say santa brought them? or do you take any credit at all for them? >> no, i tell them santa brought it and left it right there for you. >> jimmy: okay, very good. a little bit of insight into our personal lives. [ laughter ] our first guest tonight is a hugely popular television star with a very nice career in country music on the side. his latest album is called, "if i'm honest." please welcome blake shelton! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> two years. >> jimmy: i know, it's been a long time.

>> two years since i've been here. hello. >> jimmy: it has been two years. and i wish you would come more often. but i have been, fortunately, i've been able to spend a lot of time with your face, looking at this cd. i don't know if you can tell, but when you move the cd, and by the way, what a face you have. i mean, i asked -- [ cheers and applause ] oh, there we go. look at that. it's like, anywhere you sit, you're looking at him. >> what the hell is wrong with you? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know, let's go through the inside of it too. >> stop! what are you doing? >> jimmy: there's more. >> oh, my god. it's pictures. it's a damn picture. what is your deal? >> jimmy: it's just so funny, because this is so not you, i feel like. you never sit on the rocks and look at -- >> of course, i do. when i'm here, i drive out to malibu all the time. sit there and i look at the whales and wonder how they must taste. [ laughter ] you know, that's what everybody around here does in los angeles.

>> jimmy: it looks like a cholesterol medication commercial to me. [ laughter ] good to see you. are you liking l.a. better? last time you were here, you were having a tough time adjusting to our lifestyle, whatever that is. i'll take that as a no. >> well, my girlfriend lives here. so that makes it a lot more appealing. [ cheers and applause ] but the fact remains that, you know, the house is about, i don't know, two miles from here, and it took, i don't know, three hours to get here. >> jimmy: yeah, that's no good. >> so that sucks. >> jimmy: i heard you have a helicopter at your house in oklahoma. is that correct? is that true? >> i have a -- have you been talking to carson? >> jimmy: i have. carson daly told me. >> look, someday, when we all make it, we'll get a helicopter. yes, i have a helicopter. >> jimmy: i would have a

helicopter if i wasn't a vomiter. >> where would you go? you would raise up and see your house from here and land. >> jimmy: that's why i don't have a helicopter, i guess. do you take gwen on "bachelor" style helicopter dates? around the oklahoma area? >> we use that thing a lot. it gets a lot more use than you would think. >> jimmy: it does, really. >> i don't fly it. i don't know how to fly, so we use somebody else. >> jimmy: are you going to learn? >> in order to fly, you need to be drinking. i think, in order to be able to settle in and really enjoy it, you got to have some drinks. and you shouldn't be flying. >> jimmy: that's great advice for kids from blake shelton. [ laughter ] do not fly your helicopter drunk, ever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> happy holidays. happy holidays. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is a part of you listen to christmas music every day, is that the case? >> all year long, i listen to it. >> jimmy: even the fourth of july? >> i listen to michael buble, andy williams. all those people. >> jimmy: why? you love christmas that much?

>> i do. i love christmas music. don't you? >> jimmy: i do, but i only like it at christmas, and not before thanksgiving, and then the day after christmas is over, i do not want to hear it. >> really? >> jimmy: no. >> see, i don't want to let go, the day after christmas it's like, it's still close enough, i'm sure there's people that haven't celebrated yet, because they got to go to the other family's house, and let's all keep it going in honor of whoever those people may be. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i also heard you love "the golden girls." the tv show. is that true? is that one of your favorite shows? [ cheers and applause ] you can be honest. >> i'm just trying to figure out your segues. let's say everything we can say to embarrass blake. >> jimmy: your friend carson told me something so unbelievably embarrassing and horrible that if i were to say it right now, you would literally have to go into hiding. okay? >> let's talk about "the golden girls."

i gotcha. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i hear you loud and clear. [ laughter ] what do you want to know about "the golden girls"? >> jimmy: who is your favorite golden girl? >> dorothy, for sure. >> jimmy: why is dorothy your favorite? >> which is bea arthur, right? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> i just think her sarcasm on that show is incredible. don't you think? >> jimmy: well, she's very funny. >> i love sarcasm, and remember benson? >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's why i love that show. that guy was such a smartass. >> jimmy: benson" is another favorite. "benson" is a good show. or did we think it was a good show because we were young and we didn't know what good was? >> i don't know. i don't know. >> jimmy: benson and golden girls. wow. so much to learn about you. you know, it's really -- i can't imagine you sitting at home watching "the golden girls." but you do. >> well, get over it. [ laughter ] because i watch it. i mean, you need to accept it. it's a good show. have you never watched the show

before? >> jimmy: i have, but i feel like it's -- i have watched it, but it's not something i'm planning the day around. >> you don't have to, it's on like 24 hours a day. "benson" is not, it's hard to find. >> jimmy: gwen is from orange county. she took you to her kind of home area, anaheim, to disneyland, which you'd never been to before. >> she took me to -- she took me to disneyland and then she drove me down the street to the house that she grew up in, and then the house that they used where they created -- basically created no doubt and wrote a lot of the songs and rehearsed every day. it's on beacon street down there. i got to see all that stuff. >> jimmy: was that interesting for you? or did you pretend it was interesting? >> no, it was so interesting. here's why. the houses have been sold and bought or whatever. and so, if you look out your window and gwen stefani is standing in your lawn taking

selfies, and this happened. i was down there just a couple of months ago. she was like, oh, my god, there's my house, jumps out of the car, standing in these random people's lawn, that may not even know they live in the house she grew up in, and she's taking selfies in front of it. it was cool. >> jimmy: did they let her in? did you go inside the house? >> they didn't even -- it was so weird, all you saw was curtains. remember that movie, the burbs? it was like that. they were like looking, shut it. i don't know. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about the album. the title of the album is "if i'm honest." does that mean anything in particular? do you normally hold back? [ laughter ] i mean, with eyes like these, i would imagine you don't hold anything back, really. >> you realize that's not -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can i get a big one of these for my house? >> you realize that is not new technology. they had that in the '80s.

in the '80s, we had those pictures you could do that. >> jimmy: but never with this face, no, no. [ laughter ] well, it's very good to have you here. what song are you going to do for us tonight? >> well, because you were gracious enough to set up a big stage out there for me, we're doing a bunch of songs. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> i think for television, we'll do "guy with a girl" and "she's got a way with words." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: blake shelton, everybody! this is his cd, it's called "if i'm honest." we'll be right back with more. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ and if you want to be free, be free ♪ ♪ 'cause there's a million things to be ♪ ♪ you know that there are ♪ and if you want to be me, be me ♪ ♪ and if you want to be you, be you ♪ ♪ 'cause there's a million things to do ♪ ♪ you know that there are ♪

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>> jimmy: welcome back, andrea riseborough and music from blake shelton is on the way, but first, the holidays are almost here. next guest from the movie "birdman," and the tv show "bloodline." thriller "nocturnal animals," please welcome andrea riseborough! [ cheers and applause ] hey, have you ever seen "the golden girls"? >> yeah, i have seen it. we've got it in britain. >> jimmy: that's a thing over there? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: where are you from in england? what part? >> newcastle. it's like the armpit of the -- >> jimmy: is it really?

>> it's the cold, northeastern part. >> jimmy: it's funny, because you hear newcastle, and you think it's some shining city on a hill. >> it was -- >> jimmy: is that where the ale is from? >> yeah, and that stop rots your bladder. you have a pint of it. i took an ex-boyfriend to newcastle and the whole time i'm here i'm going to drink brown ale. we were in a theater, we were in a play and halfway through, he was like -- because it just sits in there and the yeast ferments and then you've got to pee, you have no choice, you've got to just pee immediately. >> jimmy: they should put that in the ads. [ laughter ] >> yeah, on behalf of my people, you are welcome. >> jimmy: will you go home for christmas? >> no, i'm going to venice for christmas. >> jimmy: oh, italy? or california? >> sounds quite fancy. not the skate park, no. >> jimmy: oh, okay. wow. that's fun. >> i know, yeah. >> jimmy: have you been there before?

>> yeah, i went when i was 19 with no money and thought it would be fine and i could just live off art. >> jimmy: and? >> it didn't work. >> jimmy: it didn't work, yeah. >> cut to next scene and i was like really -- i remember passing out in a leonardo da vinci exhibition, just my head hitting the marble floor, being emaciated, and sleeping on trains, i got interrail pass and i had nowhere to stay, so me and a friend slept on trains. yeah. >> jimmy: you've had a terrible life. [ laughter ] >> it's been really hard. >> jimmy: do you ever look back on those days and long for them? >> no. >> jimmy: no? [ laughter ] where do you live now? >> i live here. >> jimmy: do you like it here in l.a.? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: because a lot of people don't like l.a., but i find that almost everyone who comes here from england loves l.a. >> yeah, i kinda hate when people are like, why do you live in l.a.?

i really have such a love for california, and there are so many brilliant artists that have come from this place. it's an inspiring place. joan didion. >> jimmy: california's the best state, there's no two ways about it. and i'll fight anyone who says it isn't. [ cheers and applause ] it is. and we have the best flag here. do you know the california flag? >> yes. >> jimmy: it's a bear. >> i thought that was a mountain lion. >> jimmy: no, it's not a mountain lion. >> that was a joke. >> jimmy: oh. that was a joke, okay. [ laughter ] maybe too many of those newcastles. >> c-3po, that mountain lion. what's it called? >> jimmy: no, that's a -- oh, the robot from "star wars." >> it's got a name. >> jimmy: oh, the one they tagged? >> yeah. >> jimmy: am i supposed to know this? >> i was hoping you might. >> jimmy: does the mountain lion really have a name? doesn't the mountain lion have to accept the name? you can't just force a name on a mountain lion. >> my friends had a pet communicator. who was just talking about it in the green room.

>> jimmy: they did? >> she said it went really well. >> jimmy: what kind of pet? >> a westie called ollie. >> jimmy: and she believes there's a person that can read the mind of a pet. >> oh, they did it online, they weren't even there. >> jimmy: even worse. [ laughter ] so online -- this is worse than, like, tinder. online there's somebody -- how much did they pay this person to do that? >> i think the thing is, just to be open-minded about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know how much it costs? >> he was having trouble with food. and now he's eating food. so, you know, it's worked out for everyone. >> jimmy: well, that's great. i'm glad to hear that worked out. that's ridiculous. guillermo, go take all their money from them. >> all right. >> jimmy: go run out there. that's his excuse to go start getting drunk before the holiday. [ laughter ] by the way, i really enjoyed this movie "nocturnal animals." >> it's great. >> jimmy: your character is a socialite, married to michael sheen's character. >> i was really obvious casting for a socialite. >> jimmy: did you base the character on an actual

socialite? >> no, so the night i got there, tom was there at my trailer and was like, you look fabulous. in my own clothes, which i was like -- >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> i think i was wearing slippers and i had a fake tattoo on my arm. it was terrible, not the way you want to meet tom ford. and he said, you know, you're playing my best friend. and i said -- like tonight, like in 15 -- that's when you're telling me? in 15 -- in my own country, i've made almost my entire career on playing people who actually existed. >> jimmy: so the character is really based on his real best friend? >> his real best friend. i said, she's living? a living, breathing thing, like an entity on the planet earth? and he was like, yeah, she's fabulous. and i said, well, can you describe to me what she's like? and he's like, we have, like, ten minutes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. was she happy with your portrayal of her? >> i met her just the other week. it was weird.

i think -- i hope that i -- i hope i did an all right job with it. i don't know. when i met her, because she is fabulous, and she's a socialite, but she has this real earthy, wonderful, centered, like, true authenticity about her. and i don't know whether that's my judgment, but i hope i captured that, as well as the fabulousness. >> jimmy: did she indicate you captured it? because if she's so authentic, you should have known. >> it's weird when you meet someone you've played because they slowly back away from you. [ laughter ] you go oh! and they go -- so, i don't know. i couldn't read. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. have a great holiday in venice. [ cheers and applause ] i'm jealous. that sounds fantastic. andrea riseborough. watch "nocturnal animals" in theaters now. we'll be right back with blake shelton. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is brought to you by the dick's sporting goods foundation.

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